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MEMBER OF THE MONTH
Now its time to announce the "MOTM" for this month. The members who are actively contributing to the forum will get an award.
Every Month a winner will be decided and the user will get the following Benifits.

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BEST READER's AWARD

Now the time has come to announce the best reader of the month. This award is given every month to a new member whose reviews are the best in every story thread and this month's best reader award is given to DARK WOLFKING .

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Milkha Singh's Biography

मिल्खा सिंह का जन्म लायलपुर 8 अक्टूबर 1935 को राजपूत परिवार मे हुआ था। अब यह स्थान पाकिस्तान में स्थित है। भारत के विभाजन के बाद की अफ़रा तफ़री में मिल्खा सिंह ने अपने माँ बाप को खो दिया। अंततः वे शरणार्थी बन के ट्रेन द्वारा पाकिस्तान से भारत आए। यह एक ऐसा समय था, जब अनाथ मिल्खा सिंह के मन में अपने परिवार को खोने के बाद बहुत रोष था और वह गलत काम करते थे जैसे चोरी , लेकिन उनके ही भाई मलखान सिंह ने उन्हें भारतीय सेना में भर्ती होने की सलाह दी और उन्होंने आर्मी में भर्ती होने की कोशिशें शुरू कर दीं।

वर्ष 1951 में अपने चौथे प्रयास में इन्हें भारतीय सेना में जगह मिल गई। यहाँ आने के बाद मिल्खा सिंह को हवलदार गुरदेव सिंह ने उन्हें कड़ा प्रशिक्षण देना आरम्भ किया। वर्ष 1958 और 1960 के बीच मिल्खा सिंह ने बहुत ख्याति अर्जित की ।

वर्ष 1958 में उन्होंने राष्ट्रीय खेलों में हिस्सा लिया और 200 मी और 400 मी की दौड़ में स्वर्ण पदक जीतकर रिकॉर्ड भी बनाया । इसी वर्ष उन्होंने राष्ट्रमण्डल खेलों की दौड़ में भाग लेकर स्वर्ण पदक जीते ।

वर्ष 2014 में विकास गौड़ा द्वारा राष्ट्रमण्डल खेलों में स्वर्ण पदक जीतने से पूर्व मिल्खा सिंह एकमात्र ऐसे भारतीय एथलीट रहे हैं, जिन्होंने राष्ट्रमण्डल खेलों में एथलेटिक्स प्रतिस्पर्द्धाओं में वैयक्तिक स्तर पर स्वर्ण पदक हासिल किया है।

वर्ष 1958 के टोकियो एशियाई खेलों में भी इन्हीं श्रेणी की दौड़ों में भाग लेकर सिंह ने स्वर्ण पदक प्राप्त किया। इसके बाद, वह वर्ष 1962 के जकार्ता एशियाई खेलों में भी विजेता रहे । इस प्रकार, मिल्खा सिंह वर्ष 1958 से लेकर 1962 के दौरान एक-के-बाद एक सफलता प्राप्त करके राष्ट्रीय और अन्तर्राष्ट्रीय एथलीट परिदृश्य पर पूरी तरह से छाए रहे।

वर्ष 1960 मिल्खा सिंह के लिए विशेष तौर पर महत्वपूर्ण रहा, इस वर्ष उन्हें पाकिस्तान के धावक अब्दुल खालिद के साथ एक स्पर्द्धा में भाग लेने के लिए पाकिस्तान सरकार द्वारा आमन्त्रित किया गया, दौड़ खत्म होने के बाद तत्कालीन राष्ट्रपति जनरल अयूब खान ने मिल्खा सिंह को ‘फ्लाइंग सिख’ के नाम से पुकारते हुए कहा था- ”आज तुम दौड़े नहीं, उड़े थे।” इसी के बाद मिल्खा सिंह को ‘फ्लाइंग सिख’ कहा जाने लगा। एक धावक के रूप में अच्छा प्रदर्शन करने के कारण उन्हें सेना में पदोन्नति मिली और सेना से सेवानिवृत्त होने के बाद उन्हें पंजाब के शिक्षा मन्त्रालय के अन्तर्गत खेल निदेशक नियुक्त किया गया।

वर्ष 1959 में सिंह को ‘पद्मश्री’ और हेल्म्स सम्मान से भी सम्मानित किया गया। वास्तव में, ‘मिल्खा सिंह’ केवल एक नाम नहीं है, बल्कि साहस, संघर्ष और प्रेरणा की एक ऐसी दास्तान है, जिसने बचपन में भारत-पाक बँटवारे के दौरान अपना पूरा परिवार खोने के बावजूद अपनी राह खुद बनाई और अपनी मेहनत के बल पर बुलन्दियों को छुआ।



Biography Of Jaun Elia​
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Native NameJaun Elia (جون ایلیا)
Born14 December 1931
Amroha, United Provinces, British India
Died8 November 2002 (aged 70)
Karachi, Sindh, Pakistan
OccupationUrdu Poet, scholar philosopher
NationalityColonial Indian (1931-1947)
Indian (1947-1957)
Pakistani (1957-2002)
EducationPhilosopher, biographer, and scholar
GenreGhazal poetry
Notable worksShayad, Yani, Lekin, Gumman, Goya, Farnod
SpouseZahida Hina
(m. 1970; div. 1992)
Children3

Bharat ke amroh (U.P) mein janme aur desh-vibhajam ke das saal baad pakistan jaa base Jaun Elia ka shumar bisvi sadi ke kuch mahan shayaro mein hota hai. Jaun Elia ne apne liye apne purvavarti aur samkalin shayaro se alag abhivyakti ka ek bilkul alag andaz aur juda tever vikasit kiya tha. Prem ke tutne ki vyatha, akelapan aur ajnabiyat ke gahare ehsaas unki shyari mein jis tikhepan ke sath vyakt huye hai, unse gujarna bilkul alag sa ehsaas hai.
Sidhe-Saral shabdo mein badi se badi aur jatil se jatil baat kah dene ka hunar unhe pata tha.
Apni faffakad tabiyat almastjivan shayli, haalat se samjhuta na karne ki aadat aur samaj ke sthapit mulyo ke sath arajak ho jaane tak unki tez talkh jhadap ne unhe jindagi mein akela toh kiya, lekin lekhan mein dhhar bhi bakshi. Unki shayri mein jo avsad aur akelapam hai, uski wajah unki niji zindagi mein khoji jaa sakti hai. Pakistan ki suprasiddh patrakar Jahida Hina se prem vivah aur apriya sthitiyon mein talak ke baad Jaun Elia ne na sirf khud ko sharab mein duboya, balki apne ko barbad karne ke naye-naye bahane aur tarike ijad karne lage.
Lambi bimari ke baad 2002 mein unka nidhan ho gaya. Unki kuch galaz yaha hum aaj sab se sanjha karne chahate hai.


Khaomsi kah rahi hai kaan mein kya
Aa raha hai mere guman mein kya

Ab mujhe koi tokta bhi nahi
Yahi hota hai khandan mein kya

Bolte kyu nahi mere haq mein
Aabale pad gaye juban mein kya

Meri har baat, beasar hi rahi
Nuksh hai kuch mere bayan mein kya

Yu toh takata hai asman ko tu
Koi rasta hai aasman mein kya

Yeh mujhe chain kyu nahi padta

Ek hi shaqs tha jahan mein kya

Sharam, dahsat, jijhak, pareshani

Naaj, se kaam kyu nahi leti

Aap, wo, ji, magar yeh sab kya hai

Tum mera naam kyu nahi leti

~Jaun Elia
Great initiative
 

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The Interview
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Toh Kaise Hain aap log , Sabse pehle Xforum ke niwasiyo ko staff team ki taraf se Naye Saal ki Hardik shubhkamnaye . Last year (2020) was worst year in many way , but 2021 ki suruwat hi ek khuskhabri se hui hai , covid vaccine already distribute Hona suru ho chuki hai , but currently it's for only front line worriers , so Kuch time ke liye hi aur Sahi stay safe take all precautions needed.

So Mujhe toh aap sab jaante hi honge Mai Hu Genius , intro already kaafi Baar ho chuka toh jyada na pakkate hue chalte hai sidha interview par :hippi: .



( Universe 3 )

So finally Mai aa pahuncha tha Nagpur aur lena tha interview Yug Purush aka gyani bhau Ka . So Mai aaya airport se bahar or chal pada main road ki taraf , apun aaj auto se jayega 😎 , Atmakami humne bhi padhi hai :D

" RVC chaloge " ek auto rukwake puchha Maine .

" RVC ye kidhaaar koo hai " gutkha se bhara muh , gardan uper karte hue usne aise Kaha jaise gutkha thook diya to Arbo Ka nukshan ho jayega :sigh:

"Aise hi gardan uper Karke nikal lav.. lappadjhandush ( official scoop mai Gaali Galoch nhi Kar sakte :D ) RCV nhi pata tujhe, tere sath toh jaana hi nahi hai :buttkick:

Khair use bhaga Maine dusra auto Kiya jise pata tha RVC mtlb River View Colony kidhar hai .

"Pehli Baar Nagpur Aaye ho Sahab " auto wale ne puchha

" Hail zelja "

"Hein , kya bole Sahab "

"Sonam ki maa Ka ... :respekt: "

"Are Bhai Bhai , ye kya bole rahe ho "

" Haan toh chup chaap auto Chala na be"

ek toh pehle se hi frustrate tha ki Supremo Anna ne apna liquor Ka godown band rakha hai so sukhe sukhe jaana pad raha hai , aur bade wale budhau :hint: ki toh kya hi baat Kare , kanjoos budhau :sigh: , uper se ye aur pakka raha tha .

Khair Mai pohncha sidha RVC gyani bhau ke flat par , door bell bajai toh gyani bhau ne hi darwaja khola , muh Mai 2 cigarettes fasaye hue aur hath Mai daaru ki bottle liye.

(engineer logis :sigh: )


Khair hum log Andar gaye hall Mai aamne - saamne sofe par baith gaye .

" Kya peeyoge , aaj mood mein hai apun :hippi: "

"Aisa kya :D "

"Yup , kal Smith ke 40 na bane :D + parso pirates of NH-6 Ka 10th part banaya apun ne :evillaugh: "

Sattebaaz logis :sigh:

Jaam Ka daur suru hua ,Fatafat hum logo ne 3-3 pags lagaye , gala Gila Kiya , Ab hogi bakchodi ache se :D

"To chaliye suru karte hain Interview "

"Pehle ye batao tumhari XP id kya thi :hinthint2: "

"Are parbhu interview apka lena hai , meri kabar ke piche kyu pade ho :D"

"Kabar :huh: "

" Let's start with wishing your fans over XF "

"Hindi Mai pucho sir , Hindi lekhak se :shy: "

"Gustakhi maaf ho hujoor :D"

"Apne readers/fans se kuch kahna chahenge"

"2012 se 2020 tak sath bane rahne ke liye sabhi ka shukriya... i wish them all lots of happiness & success in life. Jiska janmdin ho is month, ya next month wo khud ko meri taraf se wish kar le... xossip se xforum tak sath bane rahne ke liye bahut bahut shukriya dosto. Virtual world me hee sahi par thodi thodi celebrity wali feeling aati hai... 🙃🙃 so, thank you…"


"Kaisa lag raha hai scoop me interview deke 🤓"

"Ekdum rapchik feeling. Ab interview dena kaun nahi chahta. Upar se jab official team le rahi ho :D Waise ye last year hone wala tha shayad, par mera accident hone ke karan pending rah gaya tha aur fir scoop walo ko ek saal lag gaya ye interview lene me :roll: bik gayi hai gormint . Sawal toh mujhe karna chahiye ki itna time kyun lag gaya mera interview lene me :cool: "

"Ju ke hath me fracture tha na ham log to rest kara rahe the bas 🤷‍♂️"

"Apni virtual forums ki journey ke baare me bataiye kuch
Kaise shuru hua ye safar,,"

"1st July, 2012 se. Jab main xossip me join hua. Uske pahle sexy kahaniyo padhne ka bahut shauk tha apun ko :shy: toh google baba ne ek blog pe pahucha diya , jaha The Vampire sir ki story banglowe no. 13 thi.. jise jab maine padhna shuru kiya toh padhta hee gaya... par wo incomplete thi par itni jordar story thi ki search marte hue xp pe pahucha. Afsos ki wo xp pe bhi incomplete hee thi :( khair, uske baad main silently shayad 1 saal tak xp ki stories padhta raha... jisse apun ko laga ki apun bhi kuch likh sakta hai... mann hee mann me plot bana, fir jab plot bann kar taiyar hua toh forum join kiya aur join karte hee story thread khol diya... bas fir jab tak xp tha.. toh wahi virtual life guzari.. fir ek din wo band ho gaya.. thoda bura toh laga kyunki bahut kuch chhut raha tha... anyway, par xf ne kafi had xp ki kami puri kar di. Casinar tak ko active kar diya :eek: so thanks XF."

"You are a writer too, who is your favorite writer and favourite stories?"

"most favorite... The vampire. Unki stories me pahli line se jo suspence shuru hota hai wo readers ke andar toofan paida kar deta hai... sawal ka nahi.. balki darr ka. The Dark Girl ki starting ki kuch lines hee yadi koyi padhe toh chipak jaye story se... iske baad.. shakespeare002 aka deepak bhai... dead never lie was the best love story i have read and only NAA JAANE KYUN (by The Vampire) have matched that standard ,imo. Halanki maine 2012 ke baad story padhna band kar diya tha par jitna padha usme yahi best tha. Horror me The Vampire ki hee ek short story thi ... Khaufff... aur dimag ghumau story ki baat karu toh Hariya kaka (harshit1890 ) ne ek story likhi thi xp me contest me .. *soch* naam tha shayad story ka. Bhai...aaj tak samajh nahi aayi wo story :blush: aur naa hee samajhne ki koshish ki."

"Xf ke Story section ke baare me kya khayal hai"

"Waise lounge me jo incest incest kahte hai log ki story section incest se bhara pada hai , mujhe samajh nahi aata kyun bolte hai. Kyunki xp me bhi toh yahi situation thi. Matlab jis baat se tumhe dikkat waha thi, wahi dikkat tum yaha bhi lekar aa gaye.. ?great... Anyway... main ab jaisa bataya ki story nahi padhta... padha hee nahi jata, jab se likhna chalu kar diya hu. Aur koyi running story bhi nahi hai ki jane ko majboor hou.. wo toh koyi kabhi kabhar tag kar deta hai mujhe toh jana padta hai. Wo kya hai ki... kisi dusare ke story thread me khud ki tareef sunne ka alag hee maja hai :D. Toh aise hee hafte me ek do baar aana jana laga rahta hai udhar aur jitna maine observe kiya hai ... prefix se :innocent: xf me bhari talented writer hai... yar. 10 me se 4 stories toh fantasy genre ki milti hai... yahi baat maine ek baar harshit1890 aur Adirshi ko bola tha toh wo bole ki incest bhar dete hai fantasy story ke andar... bahkave me mat aao. Toh maine kaha ki matlab game of thrones ke level ki story likhi ja rahi hai xf me. Seriously yar... mujhe koyi idea nahi story section ke baare me . Wo itna bada answer isliye diya kyunki man kiya :cool: aur abhi satte me jeeta bhi hu toh apun happy hai abhi ..
Aur english section ki jyada jaankari toh nahi hai par suna hai udhar readers nahi hai udhar :bat1: admin team kya kar rahi hai iske baare me."




"Virtual life bhi aaj kal kaafi had tak jud gai hai hamse kuch khatte meethe kisse share kijiye"


"Mera online jeewan ekdum neutral hee beeta hai, na lafda. No jhagda. siway shuruati dino ke jab main xp me tha. Tab xp me yadi aap ghumte hue NHB pahuch jao toh NHB wale alias hee maante the. Kayi dino baad logo ko yakin hua ki meri id alias id nahi hai... par Prem Sagar ((undisputed king of incompleted stories )) wo mujhe alias hee kahta tha kisi purane incest writer ka :wtfrol: upar se username SGP 2009 tha toh wo 2009 se xb user hu yahi maanta tha. Fir NHB me thodi bahut ladayi bhi hui... par fir jisse jitni ladayi hui, wo utne hee badhiya dost bhi ban gaye. 8th semester likhne ke bad main active nahi raha... aur raha bhi toh story section me. ATMAKAMI ke kaaran and fir se main xossip me jagrit hua, ekat saal ke liye ,jab tak story me updates diya. Fir idhar xf me toh aapko pata hee hai ki maine haal hee ke dino me kya kiya hai :D 🤏🏻😎

"User name me 2009 kyon hai ?"

"Wo personal hai :bat: 😉"


"Xf ka pata kaise chala :?: ?"

"Jab xf bana nahi tha tab se pata tha apun ko :smarty: wo toh yaha aate -aate thodi der ho gayi aur fir active hone aur bhi der. XF ka thikana mujhe Lord Saint ne diya tha . Warna mushqil tha ki xp ke baad main kisi aur forum me aata bhi. Aur yadi aata bhi toh shayad kisi alias se. :D"

( So itni bakchodi karte karte hum logo ne 2-2 pags aur le liye the ,aur ab mujhe Karni thi apni tanki khali :D )



"Bathroom kidhar ko hai bhau "



"Piche ,left hand par bathroom hai "



Khair Mai Gaya andar toh 3 darwaje the left right or front Mai .aur apun ne ye toh puchha hi nhi ki unka left ya Mera left :p:

Lekin ab ye mystery mujhe khud hi solve Karni thi warna mere fan kya bolenge :D

But jyada mehnat nhi Karni padi mere left Mai hi darwaje par likha tha Ml pan su su su :lotpot: , The Immortal :sigh:



Khair tanki khali hand wash kiye aur wapas aaya .



( Interview dubara )

"Xp vs xf kya sochte ho aap, xf ne jo speed pakdi hai wo surely xp se jyada hai as xp ko kaafi time laga tha yahan tak aane halanki iske peeche bhi xp hi hai 😀 aapko kya lagta hai kaun behtar hai"


"XP was very big and versatile forum. Abhi xf ki tulna xp se karna :sigh: xp ke har section me aise members the, jo sirf usi section me active rahte the. Jaise .. nhb me , nrg me .. specialist the bhai waha :laugh: jabki yaha xf me har jagah story section wale hee milte hai :p: aur yadi speed ki baat karu toh xp ke intial days me , i was :baby: so cant say much . Lekin itni speed nahi pakdi hogi xp ne. Kyunki 2008-09 tak toh 2n2 (co admin) net se stories copy karke hazar thread ek din me khol dete the . Khair.. wo daur kuch aur tha.. ye daur alag hai.. XF full speed me hai...
Aur baat karu feature ki toh.. iska jawab sabhi jaante hai ki kon behtar hai... :p: superb work by Night Warrior & Addicted :bow: "



"Any suggestions/comment for team ? "

":fuck1: for those mods and sumos who were against the Xforum poop - #1 , #2 (in ug) . And the rest are doing good work , they are best moderators and sumos in the milky way.. :bow: btw what was your opinion about xforum poop ? :huh: i can sense the next poop mod talent in you :love: "

"Which was your 1st story and how many stories do you have ?"

"Shivam... the incomplete intention pahli thi :love: ekmatra mere dwara likhi aisi story jiska end mujhe pahle se pata tha. Baki toh bhagwan bharose chalu hui aur fir jaise taise khatm ki. :D stories waise toh bahut hai... par long story only 5. Wo bhi 4 hee rahti yadi kuch logo ne time time pe ATMAKAMI ko complete karne ke liye nahi kaha hota toh. Short stories toh actual me mujhe bhi nahi pata , kitni likha hu.. naam bhi yad nahi hai kayi stories ke toh.. dnf me likha tha 5-6 short stories without backup. Lost :sigh: xp me ek thread tha aur tabhi se stories ka backup banana shuru kar diya maine. Currently 5 long stories and 5 short stories."

"Khud ki likhi hui stories mese aapki fevorite kaun si hai 🙃"

"Ye kya question puch diye yar :p: ye bahut tough hai batana... kyunki mere sath hamesha yahi hua ki last story hee meri favorite rahi hai. Is hisab se toh ATMAKAMI favorite hui :evilgrin: ye sawal writer se nahi balki uske readers se puchne layak hai. Aur mere khayal se 95 % readers 8th semester ko hee favorite kahenge... haan, yadi dedication ki baat karo toh 8th Semester likhne ke liye main jitna utsahit tha utna kisi story ke liye nahi hua. Mast maza aata tha bc likhne me. Exam ke din bhi update diya hu 8th semester me. Toh is hisab se 8th semester. Lekin yadi mehnat ki baat karoge toh... one and only.. ATMAKAMI :evilgrin: Shuruat toh maine kar di thi is story ki.. par bhai... dimag ki nashe hil gayi... upar se first person pe based story , aur sare kand karwana like.. ambulance lutna... ladki par hote hue violence ko dekh side me khade rahkar maje lena... bahut guilty feel hota tha bc. :sigh: aur rahi sahi kasar... iske present, future, past ke timeline ne kar di... metaphorically , gand fat gayi ye story likhte likhte. Aur ending me toh soch nahi sakte meri halat :sigh: par yadi enjoyment ki baat karoge jise likhne me mujhe bilkul kya bolte hai usko... ekdum light feel hua... wo short story thi jo xp contest me maine likhi thi. The Devil, The Angel and I. :devil: "



"Stories kaafi alag thi beside shivam series 8th sem aur atmakami dono me arman ka kirdaar kuch jyada evil nahi ho gaya ?
Ideas kahan se aate the aise "

"Abhi tak tumhara concept clear nahi hai lagta hai... :sigh: 8th semester binging.. bin ging... beginning nahi thi. 8th sem Arman ke beeti zindagi ki memories thi. Jisme samay samay ke sath uska character degrade hota gaya aur udta hua teer lene ki uski aadat banti gayi.... fully frustrated tha bhai, badle ki aag me jalta hua. Bas dimag itna chuda hua tha ki badla pura ho chuka hai, use yahi yaad nahi tha :lol1: ek dialogue hai... ~ bad need to be punished by worse~ bas usi concept pe aur ideas toh ek baar character me ghus jao, uski frustration samajh jao... toh apne aap aane lage the."

"The way you described everything was rather unique, i would like to ask if the character of esha was inspired from the real one ?"

"Ooo maa goo turu lob :shy: ofcourse she was inspired from a real person :heart: even angelina is a real person(no contact though) i think, They are happy in their lives and me... mera kya hai, apni zindagi toh chal hee rahi hai."

"However virtual life also give you good friends and some trashes also tell me about them .. "

"Do you miss someone who just vanished after XP ?"

"Most sensible friends actually.... like Lord Saint , harshit1890 , Bhagwaan 316 :D, DirtyBiker , alia lover :gaylaugh: (he is in xf, but i still dont know his id), apne doctor sahab nitis saini (Bunty in xp), Adirshi , Mr. BERLIN Milan2010 , nain11ster , pakkiya ( parkash Verma ) ,prince (NHBain) Moon Light Indian Princess etc. They are old, gold and bold. And about new ones... The Pervy Sage , Ristrcted :buttkick: , The Immortal , The_Punisher , Sangeeta Maurya :respekt: , they seem good. List bahut lambi hai yadi kisi ka naam chhut gaya ho toh, samajh lena jaan buchkar chhoda hai :thanks: + you :D
Ab missing persons ki list bahut lambi hai. Asif don, all the best, Super84, Fjb from story section and axba , xyster and meriaiza from nhb (these three were NHB legends :bow: ... )"


"Xf doesn't allow people to be too harsh as we don't want lounge to become NHB where noobs were always trolled, got banned after abusing trollers 😂

What's your view ??"

"Kyun allow nahi karte ? Yaha sanskar baat rahe ho kya :roll3: . Jab story section xp jaisa hai, pnv bhi waisa hee banaya, yaha tak ki LSB :lol: tak ko active kar diya toh lounge ke NHB banne se kya problem hai ? Haan kuch log aise aayenge, gandfati me abuse karenge fir laal hokar jayenge. Ye kaal chalkra toh chalta rahega... iske bina lounge boring :boring: abhi kya hai, koyi bhi aa jata hai lounge me. Rooh kaanpni chahiye logo ki lounge me kadam rakhte waqt. :devil: tabhi .. main kaki ban gayi jaisi news se chhutkara milega... :sick: "

"New members, basically those who aren't familiar with old NHB will be unable to enjoy than 🤷‍♂️"

"How ever during my time on XP i never saw you involving in any mujra conspiracy even in election fights ?"

"I always remain silent. I am like" gand maraye ye log, apne ko kya BC" idhar bhi main aisa hee hu. Wo toh dirtybiker ne scoop ke thread me meri post dekhke messege kiya ki poop bana raha kya...?

"Nope" i replied... "wo toh aise hee post kar diya tha"

"Chal na banate hai.. maja aayega..."

"Arey hatt lawda.. time nahi hai"

"Main help karunga... sath me ekat ko pakad lenge... cartoons wagerah bhi main dekh lunga, banner, poster.. bas tu welcome post ke sath thread chalu kar dena..."

And i was like "mast pilan hai..."
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Wo toh jab sochna chalu kiya toh , tarah tarah ke ideas aa gaye. Aur fir us idea me fit baithte log :D :peep: warna main kabhi kisi ko kuch nahi bolta. I'm very sweet, simple and sober guy , just ask anyone here :innocent:"


"People are criticising the poop after being offended, what's your view ?"

"It should be. That's why i opened the thread in the first place. :D anyway what is the no. Who are criticising the poop vs who are supporting it. ? And where are they criticising it... ? :roflol: xf me toh nahi dekha maine kahi... pm pm me criticise kar rahe hai kya :gaycall:
Here, I'm not writing any story where i need to be careful for how the update was. How are the reviews... how could i improve myself.. blah.blah. This is lounge...bitches. offending people was its main objective. :cool:"


"Noice ! Apart from these ques any thing other that you wanna share with us ?"

"XF full form actually :D XF~ eXist Forever. This is really awesome forum. Night Warrior and Addicted have done fabulous works :cheers: and admin team too :redface: bring AMA type awards. And start thinking about Mr. XF & Election competition."

"Interview khatam hua toh chalo swimming pool Mai , daaru pine ke baad swimming Ka Mazaa hi alag hai "


"Not yet , lekin chalo :yo: "

Khair Andar jaate hue hum log front door se matlab humare Jo front Mai tha,yani Ghar Ka jo back door tha usse bahar nikle ,
Saamne Ka najara tha ek beach Ka, same wahi Atmakami wala ocean ,2 long chairs thi wahan , 1 chair par Isha :love: aur ek par Arun :five: baitha hua tha ,

Unse Kuch hi Doori par ek taraf 5 log the, bich Mai Apne majnoo bhai , romance king nain11ster aur unke chaaro taraf thi XF ki haseenaye , front Mai piyanuan Jo already nainu unkil se naraj thi :beee: left Mai Moon Light jisse flirt karte thakte nhi nainu unkil , right Mai Dear Neelam ji thi ( haye naam Mai hi dear hai kahin Mai fisal na jaaun :blush: ) , aur piche khadi thi humari Gusaill hunter wali , hath Mai Hunter liye Indian Princess ji . (Aaj nainu unkil Ka BDSM pakka hai :whipper: :roflol: )
Aur bich Mai khade the nainu unkil Jo ek ganna gun-guna rahe the "nain se Naina ko Mila , nain se Naina ko Mila , kaahe ko sataye hai baapach aaaa" :singer: " :lotpot:.

"Mere 100 rupees wapas Kar de " ye awaaj aayi dusri taraf se jidhar Sofia sweetu hath mai chappal liye maarne ke liye bhaag rahi thi Apne Ristrcted AkA the alias king ke piche :lol:

Ye swimming pool hai :shocked:

"What's your opinion on old generation and new generation, Can newbies match the level of oldies in lounge"

"Bilkul kar sakti hai :D par karenge nahi kyunki yaha kisi ne kuch kiya nahi ki pahle hee lagaam kas dete hai. Acha khasa disneyland banane ki koshish me lage hai kuch admin team ke sharif members par aisa hoga nahi... Ho bhi sakta hai... Aaj ki date me kya pata kuch bhi ho sakta hai.. Apne ko kya.. Apne ko sirf story likhne se matlab aur daru peekar bakchodi karne se matlab... Ban to mai hone se raha :p: aur pelna mujhe mast aata hai :shy: thoda bahut rules bhi pata hai.. So apni gadi chalti rahti hai aur chalti rahegi. :yawn:"

"Last question , your fans and friends are waiting for your next story , you wanna talk something about it ? ."

" Meri agli story ka title hoga 'Three girls of my life' , kaam chaalu hai :D , I'll post it As soon as possible ."


Khair interview hua khatam aur iske sath hi saamne chalte hue gyani bhau sidha kood gaye us swimming pool (ocean) Mai ,
Ab suroor Chadha ho aur itna bada swimming pool ho toh swimming Ka Mann kiska Nahi karega , so apun bhi sidha kood gaya swimming pool Mai

Isha/Arun = bye-bye :ciao:

"Kabar :evillaugh: "

"Snap"

"Erase"


(Universe 7 )

Aakash. -- jaldi chalo immo (The Immortal ) bhaiya , gyani bhau Ka interview Lena hai .

Interview :hmm2: .

The end.


:adore: fantastic job. :yourock:
 

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So I am back again with one of those you know what i mean..


Happy New year bolta tum logon ko but faayda kya naa 2020 Mein Kuch ukhaad paae or naa he kuch ab ukhaad loge haina.. I know..




So ye Baat Hai 24 December ki actually main longue mein nahi jaata I mean jaata hun rarely jab koi dhangka banda online ho cc karne k liye jaise Gyani bhai and team lekin then again Gyani bhai se meri baat regularly out of forum hojaati hai toh again main longue mein kam Jaata hun. Reason ye toh bilkul nahi hai ki mereko admins ne warning de rakhi hai ki tu longue Mein kam he jaaya kar bhosdk noob log ko gaali bahot deta hai ye Baat toh bilkul hai he nahi .. Or Iss Roast Mein Gaali galoch kam hai woh mera khudka mood hai ye Baat nahi hai ki admins ne warning di hai ki Roast Mein abusive language kam honi caahiye, naa naa unhone thodi aisa bola hai mujhe.


So 24 December ko maine Story thread check karne k liye forum open kiya he tha ki mereko aaya ek notification ki kissi ne mujhe mention kiya hai woh bhi longue mein interesting maine Dhyaan nahi diya kyunki woh I'd Irrelevant thi main nahi jaanta kon tha woh maybe uske original ya alias ko jaanta houn but usko nahi jaanta main. Isliye usko bhaari ignore maartey hue nikala main.. Then kuch time Baad maine dekha ki woh thread toh bc kand karwa raha tha kamaal hogaya ye toh or usase bada kamaal tab hogaya jab maine dekha ki kand kar kon raha hai username "Mastram "aage jo kuch bhi tha bhenchod Mastram sahaab or Yahaan. Woh Mastram jiski books and magazines padh padh k humaara bada hua tha i mean hum bade hue they woh mastram.. What the fuck.. Seriously.. Bhenchod gajab.. Ab ye thread personal hogaya tha bilkul Mastram sahaab Humaare forum par they lit lit bahot he lit or Yahaan unki beijjati ho naa naa naa.. Main kudd paddunga uss ladaai Mein Mere alias ki sena ko leke. Mastram sahaab k sath khadda tha main laddne ko taiyar, meri fouj bhi taiyar thi jo Mastram sahaab ki shaan Mein gustaaki karne waale noobs ki pond tod dene waali thi.. Pehle maine mahool bhaanpne kaa socha ki kon kiss taraf kisske sath hai sabko dekhlunga main maai chod denge sarkaar ki Sabse Pehla banda tha thread kaa creator "KSHMR" bhenchod username hai yaa Trump k nuclear briefcase k codes.. Dusara banda tha "Dr Strange" isko toh jaante he hoge sab woh apne iron man k sath tha jo kahin naa kahin toh fuck.. Avengers bhi Mastram sahaab k khilaaf they fuck ab meri fatti bahot fatti lekin lekin Mastram sahaab k liye main Avengers se bhi laddjaane waala tha Call Me "BigBoyThanos316" Bitches mera instagram username hai ye so any badbitches can hit me up looking for one night stand kind of relationship..


Ab maine kaha dekh lenge 2 he toh hain lekin dekhte he dekhte 3sra hater bhi kudd padda Iss jung mein or woh tha "The Immortal" ahem ahem ye thoda issue hogaya kyunki pata nahi kyun Iss chutiye ki I'd par Staff Member kaa tag tha or staff members se related Addicted kaa ek message yaad aagaya mujhe jo ussne mujhe bheja tha.. Message kuch Iss parkaar tha "Bhosdk Staff waalon k sath ungali ki toh gand tod dunga". Ab ye Baat nahi hai ki main Iss message se darr gaya naa naa woh toh maine waise he Immortal ko baksh diya or mujhe ek important Baat Dhyaan Mein aai ki bahinchod itane Saare haters aarahe hain Sahaab kaa supporter ek bhi naa aaya aisa toh nahi ho shakta ki keval maine he muth maari ho iske Novels padhke..Or dusari important Baat ki ye Mastraam sahaab ko bhalla paison ki kya jarurat aan paddi jo Yahaan maang rahe hain lekin jarurat hai toh unhe hai bhenchod sab kuch bech dunga main sabkuch even Iss forum Mein Mere shares hain woh bhi bech dunga sab dedunga Mastram sahaab ko..Lekin Baat hajam abhi bhi nahi hui mastram sahaab ko laalach kaise hogaya, Ab mujhe Shakk hone laga kahin ye haters sach toh nahi keh rahe naa naa ye toh chutiye hain.. Lekin try karne Mein Kya Jaata Hai yep.. Ab try karne se Pehle dikha mujhe ek message apne Mastraam sahaab kaa :-









Waah try karne kaa isase better tareeka kya ho shakta hai kyun naa story he padh Lee jaae dudh kaa dudh or Paani kaa Paani hojaaega, toh main gaya Pehli story par I mean main stories nahi padhta unless woh likhin ho Gyani bhai ne yaa Fir mere Guruji RoyalLover ganna ne Baaki stories nahi padhta main nope risk he naa leta main. Toh ab main pohancha Pehli story par" Bus Mein Safar ki chut " aisa kuch tha maine padhni suru ki story. What the fuck is this.. Wait what.. Bhenchod ye toh tatti hai.. Woh story kya thi kya nahi mujhe kuch samjh nahi aaya Inception hogayi ye toh bhenchod but Inception samjh Mein toh aagayi thi iska kya karun. lekin again ho shakta hai galati meri ho kyunki maine bahot time se story naa padhi isliye taste naa raha ho mujhe koi Baat nahi ek or story kaa link bhi toh tha uss message Mein Wahaan chaltey hain woh jarur legendary hogi "Sandhya ki chut ki daastan" aisa kuch title tha iska ab ye story maine interest leke padhi you know room ki lights off karke mobile brightness 0 karke lotion and tissue paper leke you never know tissue paper ki kab jarurat padd jaae kyunki main emotional banda hun thoda saa emotional scene aatey he ro padta hun toh tissue aanshu ponchney k liye bus or kuch reason nahi hain..


Ab maine padhni suru ki story lekin 15 minutes k andar he light on ki room ki "Ye toh meri luli k sath atyachar hai bhenchod " Pehle words ye nikale mere munh se ki bhenchod padh kya raha hun main kiski, Kahaan, kyun, Uppar, niche, hello, namaste, Mehak, Ghutne, Shanti bhenchod chal kya raha hai idhar jagraatey Mein aaya hun main..


Ye galat Baat thi main 2 baar galat nahi ho shakta ye woh mastram nahi tha, yaa ye sirf mera veham tha or Main padhne Mein galati kar raha tha, ab mere pass ek he option tha mere Gurudev Shri Shri 1632486480 Royal Lover ji. Maine turant unhe phone lagaya unhone jawab diya.. Maine apni problem sunaai unhe or unka Pehla Jawaab ye tha..


Guruji-"Abe Gand k andhe lund se sochega toh aisa he hoga khopdi Mein dimag naam ki cheej hai yaa nahi Abe woh mastram nahi koi fan account hai chutiyaape k liye.."


Main-aap itane confidence se kaise keh shaktey ho..


Guruji-Bus mujhe pata hai..


Main-Really??


Guruji -Teri gand ki really bhosdk dobara Gaali naa dediyo English Mein itani toh aati hai mujhe. Or nahi toh kya bhosdiwale mastram ko toh sanyaash liye saalon hogaye woh chhod gaya likhna ab daru Mein lag gaya woh nashe Mein nikalte din uske ab.


Maine Turan phone kaata bhenchod mere Saare Armaan tutt gaye they mere Aliases ki sena tutt gayi thi ab Saare haters ki baat samjh Mein aagayi thi woh chutiye nahi they chutiya toh main tha ek minute chutiya main kyun tha bhenchod chutiya toh Woh alias tha jisane mere favorite writer kaa naam churaya tha.. Ab samjh Mein aaya ki Mastraam sahaab ko kabse paison ka lalach hone laga bhalla woh toh mere jaison k sukh k liye likhte they or jyaada se jyada 10 rupaye Mein Ek magazine aajaati thi unki ussi se maheene bharr hilaa letey they hum.. Ye chutiyaapa kyun.. Paise maanganey they toh noodes daalke kamaata Mastraam kaa naam kyun kharaab kiya bhalla.. Bhenchod aaj pata na chalta toh maine shares takk bech diye hotey Mastraam sahaab k liye.. Ab gand marrae bhenchod ye alias I don't give a fuck or aisi he BEEP BEEP waali gaaliyan detey hue main pohancha Gyani bhai k pass gum mein keval daru he sath deti hai jiski koi kami nahi hai apne Gyani bhai k pass ab unke Yahaan pohancha shyaam hogayi thi woh apna jugaad kar rahe they mujhe dekh khuss hue ki chalo akele naa peeni padegi..Main baitha unke pass ab woh meri ragg ragg se waakif hain dekhte he samjh gaye bole chotey kya dikkat hai.. Ab merese rukka naa gaya or mera baandh tutt gaya or Main wahaan futt futt kar Rone laga...


Gyani-Abe bhaawsdike bola tha ye Ladkiyaan kuch naa dengi tujhe..


Main-Ladki nahi thi Gyani bhai..


Gyani-toh bhenchod ladka tha?? Tu uss taraf bhi firrta hai??


Ye bol woh mujhse durr Jaake khaddey hogaye..


Main-Matlab..??


Gyani-Matlab bhossdk Gay hai tu..


Main-Arrey bhai aise nahi actually..


Ab maine unhe bataaya kand..


Gyani-Abe Lund aise kaise atak gaya tu shayaana hota tha tu toh.. Dekh bhai Mastram kaa kissi ko koi atta pata nahi hai woh Kahaan hai kya karta hai kaise karta hai woh keval mastram he jaanta hai..


Main-Kya??


Gyani-Bilkul Mastram ki koi khabar kissi ko nahi hai siwaaye Mastram k...


What the fuck toh Guruji ko itana sab kaise maalum tha?? Toh matlab kya Gurji he Mastram hain???


Continued..
:roflbow: :superb: Good one.
 

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Milkha Singh's Biography

मिल्खा सिंह का जन्म लायलपुर 8 अक्टूबर 1935 को राजपूत परिवार मे हुआ था। अब यह स्थान पाकिस्तान में स्थित है। भारत के विभाजन के बाद की अफ़रा तफ़री में मिल्खा सिंह ने अपने माँ बाप को खो दिया। अंततः वे शरणार्थी बन के ट्रेन द्वारा पाकिस्तान से भारत आए। यह एक ऐसा समय था, जब अनाथ मिल्खा सिंह के मन में अपने परिवार को खोने के बाद बहुत रोष था और वह गलत काम करते थे जैसे चोरी , लेकिन उनके ही भाई मलखान सिंह ने उन्हें भारतीय सेना में भर्ती होने की सलाह दी और उन्होंने आर्मी में भर्ती होने की कोशिशें शुरू कर दीं।

वर्ष 1951 में अपने चौथे प्रयास में इन्हें भारतीय सेना में जगह मिल गई। यहाँ आने के बाद मिल्खा सिंह को हवलदार गुरदेव सिंह ने उन्हें कड़ा प्रशिक्षण देना आरम्भ किया। वर्ष 1958 और 1960 के बीच मिल्खा सिंह ने बहुत ख्याति अर्जित की ।

वर्ष 1958 में उन्होंने राष्ट्रीय खेलों में हिस्सा लिया और 200 मी और 400 मी की दौड़ में स्वर्ण पदक जीतकर रिकॉर्ड भी बनाया । इसी वर्ष उन्होंने राष्ट्रमण्डल खेलों की दौड़ में भाग लेकर स्वर्ण पदक जीते ।

वर्ष 2014 में विकास गौड़ा द्वारा राष्ट्रमण्डल खेलों में स्वर्ण पदक जीतने से पूर्व मिल्खा सिंह एकमात्र ऐसे भारतीय एथलीट रहे हैं, जिन्होंने राष्ट्रमण्डल खेलों में एथलेटिक्स प्रतिस्पर्द्धाओं में वैयक्तिक स्तर पर स्वर्ण पदक हासिल किया है।

वर्ष 1958 के टोकियो एशियाई खेलों में भी इन्हीं श्रेणी की दौड़ों में भाग लेकर सिंह ने स्वर्ण पदक प्राप्त किया। इसके बाद, वह वर्ष 1962 के जकार्ता एशियाई खेलों में भी विजेता रहे । इस प्रकार, मिल्खा सिंह वर्ष 1958 से लेकर 1962 के दौरान एक-के-बाद एक सफलता प्राप्त करके राष्ट्रीय और अन्तर्राष्ट्रीय एथलीट परिदृश्य पर पूरी तरह से छाए रहे।

वर्ष 1960 मिल्खा सिंह के लिए विशेष तौर पर महत्वपूर्ण रहा, इस वर्ष उन्हें पाकिस्तान के धावक अब्दुल खालिद के साथ एक स्पर्द्धा में भाग लेने के लिए पाकिस्तान सरकार द्वारा आमन्त्रित किया गया, दौड़ खत्म होने के बाद तत्कालीन राष्ट्रपति जनरल अयूब खान ने मिल्खा सिंह को ‘फ्लाइंग सिख’ के नाम से पुकारते हुए कहा था- ”आज तुम दौड़े नहीं, उड़े थे।” इसी के बाद मिल्खा सिंह को ‘फ्लाइंग सिख’ कहा जाने लगा। एक धावक के रूप में अच्छा प्रदर्शन करने के कारण उन्हें सेना में पदोन्नति मिली और सेना से सेवानिवृत्त होने के बाद उन्हें पंजाब के शिक्षा मन्त्रालय के अन्तर्गत खेल निदेशक नियुक्त किया गया।

वर्ष 1959 में सिंह को ‘पद्मश्री’ और हेल्म्स सम्मान से भी सम्मानित किया गया। वास्तव में, ‘मिल्खा सिंह’ केवल एक नाम नहीं है, बल्कि साहस, संघर्ष और प्रेरणा की एक ऐसी दास्तान है, जिसने बचपन में भारत-पाक बँटवारे के दौरान अपना पूरा परिवार खोने के बावजूद अपनी राह खुद बनाई और अपनी मेहनत के बल पर बुलन्दियों को छुआ।



Biography Of Jaun Elia​
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Native NameJaun Elia (جون ایلیا)
Born14 December 1931
Amroha, United Provinces, British India
Died8 November 2002 (aged 70)
Karachi, Sindh, Pakistan
OccupationUrdu Poet, scholar philosopher
NationalityColonial Indian (1931-1947)
Indian (1947-1957)
Pakistani (1957-2002)
EducationPhilosopher, biographer, and scholar
GenreGhazal poetry
Notable worksShayad, Yani, Lekin, Gumman, Goya, Farnod
SpouseZahida Hina
(m. 1970; div. 1992)
Children3

Bharat ke amroh (U.P) mein janme aur desh-vibhajam ke das saal baad pakistan jaa base Jaun Elia ka shumar bisvi sadi ke kuch mahan shayaro mein hota hai. Jaun Elia ne apne liye apne purvavarti aur samkalin shayaro se alag abhivyakti ka ek bilkul alag andaz aur juda tever vikasit kiya tha. Prem ke tutne ki vyatha, akelapan aur ajnabiyat ke gahare ehsaas unki shyari mein jis tikhepan ke sath vyakt huye hai, unse gujarna bilkul alag sa ehsaas hai.
Sidhe-Saral shabdo mein badi se badi aur jatil se jatil baat kah dene ka hunar unhe pata tha.
Apni faffakad tabiyat almastjivan shayli, haalat se samjhuta na karne ki aadat aur samaj ke sthapit mulyo ke sath arajak ho jaane tak unki tez talkh jhadap ne unhe jindagi mein akela toh kiya, lekin lekhan mein dhhar bhi bakshi. Unki shayri mein jo avsad aur akelapam hai, uski wajah unki niji zindagi mein khoji jaa sakti hai. Pakistan ki suprasiddh patrakar Jahida Hina se prem vivah aur apriya sthitiyon mein talak ke baad Jaun Elia ne na sirf khud ko sharab mein duboya, balki apne ko barbad karne ke naye-naye bahane aur tarike ijad karne lage.
Lambi bimari ke baad 2002 mein unka nidhan ho gaya. Unki kuch galaz yaha hum aaj sab se sanjha karne chahate hai.


Khaomsi kah rahi hai kaan mein kya
Aa raha hai mere guman mein kya

Ab mujhe koi tokta bhi nahi
Yahi hota hai khandan mein kya

Bolte kyu nahi mere haq mein
Aabale pad gaye juban mein kya

Meri har baat, beasar hi rahi
Nuksh hai kuch mere bayan mein kya

Yu toh takata hai asman ko tu
Koi rasta hai aasman mein kya

Yeh mujhe chain kyu nahi padta

Ek hi shaqs tha jahan mein kya

Sharam, dahsat, jijhak, pareshani

Naaj, se kaam kyu nahi leti

Aap, wo, ji, magar yeh sab kya hai

Tum mera naam kyu nahi leti

~Jaun Elia
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