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Mast update hai bhai ekdam jhakasUpdate 68 part 3
Sana ab kitchen mein chale jaati hai .
Suman - suniye ji
Rl- han bolo kya baat hai
Suman - mujhe pehle dar tha ki nahi bahu aa rahi pta nhi kya karegi itni paise wali hai toh alag hi ghamandi hogi par sach kahu yeh sana toh bahut pyari bachi hai isne aaj tak kabhi bhi meri baat nhi taali .dekhiye na aryan bhi iske aane ke baad samajhdar ho gya hai hum bahut kismat wale hai ji bas ab ek baar is nalayak ki kamayi achhi ho jaye aur phir yeh bhi set ho jaye mein toh bas us waqt ka intezar kar rahi hun ki kab hum pote poti ka sukh dekhenge.
Rl- baat toh tumhari thik hai bahu kafi samajhdar aur achhi hai tumko pta hai jab yeh us suleman ke sath bhi thi aur jab bhi mein jab uske Ghar jaata tha toh mujhe hamesha khana ke liye pucha karti thi kehti thi ki mujhe apni beti jaise samajhiyega mujhe nhi pta thi ki is ghar mein yeh hi beti ban kar aayegi dekh lo daiv ( divine) ka khel mujhe lgta hai uske maa baap bahut achhe sanaskar diye hai ise par mujhe abhi bhi dar hai .
Suman - kis baat ka dar ji aap thik se btayenge ki kya baat hai
Rl- tumhe pta hai jab suleman ne mujhe kaam se nikal tha toh dhamki de raha tha ki woh bahu ko phir apne pass le aayega par jab maine usko kaha ki contract mein yeh baat nhi hui thi aur ab woh mere bete ke sath khush hai sath mein woh usko ab usko apna pati manti hai toh kehne lga ki usko pta hai usne kya shabad use kiye mein tumko bta bhi nhi sakta par keh raha tha ki sana beti ko ghar se jabardasti uthakar le jayega aur usko ...usko kaise kahu .
Suman - dekhiye aise daraiye mat ji btaiye na kya kaha us kamine ne .
Rl - kehta hai ki usko dhande (prostituition) par bitha dega aur aryan ke bhi hath paer tod ke usko viklang bna dega mein bahut dar gya tha suman isliiye maine aryan ko kaha tha ki woh bahu ko chorr de par woh nhi mana aur ab toh mein bhi nhi manunga is baat ko dekha jayega jo hoga par woh bahut taqatwar aur khatarnak hai bahut paisa hai uske paas aur hamari uske aage koi aukat nhi hai mujhe dar laga hua hai ki woh hamare bahu aur bache ko kuch kar na de .
Suman rl ki yeh baat sunkar bahut gusse mein aa jaati hai aur hairan bhi hoti hai
Suman - itna kuch ho gya aur aap yeh baat mujhe ab bta rahe ho ji kitni galat baat hai ramu aur aise kaise kar dega woh kamina kuch hamare ladke aur bachi ko kanoon naam ki koi chiz nhi hai kya uske baap ka raj thodi na hai ji .
Rl- kanoon naam ki chiz is desh mein sirf sharif aur middle class yan gareeb logo ke liye hai ameeron ke liye nhi hai aur woh suleman bahut power wala hai mein andar se bahut dara hua hun ki usne jo kaha hai woh kar na de bahut khatarnak logo ke sath contacts hai uske .
Suman- dekhiye ramu ji honge uske contact yan hoga woh haramzada ameer aur honge hum uske samne hum kamzor par mein kisi ke samne jhukne nhi wali dekhiye mein koi ghamand nhi kar rahi par apko pta hai na hamara ladka bhi koi kam nhi hai ji pta hai na woh kya karta tha pehle aur agar meri bahu yan mere parivar ke kisi bhi member ko us dilwar ka ganda hath bhi laga toh mein Zara bhi nhi hichkichane wali usko woh kaam phir se shuru karne ko.
Rl- yeh tum kya keh rahi ho tumhe idea bhi hai jis narak se tumne aur karn ne itni mehnat kar ke usko bahar nikala tum usi narak mein usko khud daal dogi.
Suman - ramu ji sana ab koi hamare ghar ki bahu hone ke sath -2 hamare ghar ki ijjat bhi hai aur agar usko aanch bhi aayi toh han daal dungi mein usko phir usi narak mein mujhe koi farak nhi padega ki phir baad mein kya hoga aur aryan kya kya karega .
Rl- tum pagal ho gyi ho tum bhi aryan jaisi hi ho ek dum zidi yeh tum par hi gya hai mujhe is baat ka dar hai ki agar koi ghatna ghat gyi toh yeh gusse mein aakar kuch kar na de aur tum bhi aisi hi baat kar rahi ho .
Suman - ramu ji maine apse jo kehna tha keh diya mein suleman sa naa pehle darti thi aur ab bhi nhi darti aur agar woh kuch kar bhi dega toh Mera ladka bhi kuch kam nhi hai agar woh apni behan ke liye dilawar ke bhatije se lad sakta hai toh sochiye ki woh sana beti ko agar dilwar ne hath bhi lagaya toh kya karega aur yeh suleman toh koi gangster bhi nhi hai
Suman - ab jo hoga dekha jayega
Rl - thik hai agar tumne fainsla kar hi liya hai toh mujhe bhi koi dar nhi hai waise bhi is ghar mein tumhari hi chalti hai par mein toh upar wale se yeh hi prathna karta hun ki woh suleman kuch bhi na kare aur yeh dhamki haqiqat ka rup na le le .
Suman - apki baat thik hai ji agar woh kuch na kare toh hi
achha hai nhi toh mein nhi chahungi ki jo hath aryan ko dilawar ke changul se churra ke laye the yeh hath phir aryan ko dilawar ke paas hi bhej de .
Suman aur rl baatien jab yeh baat kar rahe the tabhi wahan par hina aa jati hai aur woh dono chup kar jaate hai aur hina baithkar unke sath baat karne lgti hai .
Sana ab kitchen mein aati hai
Sabzi katne ki wajah se phir se aryan ki hath ki ungli cut par lag gya hai aur neha ab sabziyab kaat Rahi hai aur aryan sandwich par lagane ke liye koi cream bna Raha hai .
Sana- kaise ho pyare pati dev ji.
Aryan- badiya hun
Neha- aa gyi tum bhabhi kaisi ho waise aaj kaafi achhe mood mein lag rhi ho
Sana- are agar pati subah subah chai bna kar pila de toh mood acha khud b khud achha ho jaata hai
Neha- woh dekho tumhare pati ke hath par kya ho gya hai .
Sana notice karti hai ki aryan ke ungli par cut lag gya hai aur khoon beh raha hai .
Sana- kya yaar apne phir sabzi katne ki koshish agar nhi katne aati toh kyo karte ho yeh sab
(Sana ab aryan ke paas jaakar uska hath pakad kar uski ungli muh mein daal leti hai aur usko chusne lgti hai jahan par cut laga tha )
Aryan- are kuch nhi hua hai aise mat karo bas chotta sa cut laga hai .
Neha - rehne do bhabhi aap kyo mere bhai ka khoon chus rahi ho
(Sana ab gusse se neha ki taraf dekhti hai )
Sana - apna kaam kar aryan ji kitna bolti hai apki behan
Neha- oho aryan se sidha aryan ji kya bhai kya jadu kar diya kal raat ko tumne yeh toh mere samne bhi tumko ji laga kar bol rahi hai kahi kal raat bed mein samajh rahe ho na
Sana- mein jaa rahi hun ji apki behan ko na baat karne ki akal nhi hai
(Aryan tabhi sana ko pakad leta hai aur apni bahaon mein. Le leta hai )
Aryan - are tum di ko chorro tum bas mujh par concentrate karo inki toh aadat hai woh kya hai na jab bhi kisi couple ko dekhti hai na toh bhadak si jaati hai
Sana- woh kyu bala
Neha - chal be kuch bhi bolta hai
(Aryan ab neha ko ignore karta hai ).
Aryan- woh isliye kyunki isko koi ladka toh bau deta nhi jab se paida hui hai tab se single hai bechari kya kare andar se frustrated ho gyi hai tum inko chorro yeh btao ki yeh sandwich par lagane ke liye jo paste bni hai kaisi hai
Aryan ab apni ungli se paste lga kar sana ko taste karne ko kehta hai aur woh bhi taste kar leti hai
Sana- wow yeh apne bnayi sach mein bahut achhi bani hai
Aryan - tumhe pasand aayi
Sana- han bahut
Neha is waqt aryan ko galiya nikal rahi thi par aryan aur sana dono neha ko ignore kar ke ek dusri ki ankhon mein dekh rahe the .
Sana- apki behan lgta hai gussa ho gyi
Aryan- tum koi aur baat karo darling inko chorro yeh btao chai kaise bani thi
Sana - bahut achhi sach kahu toh maza aa gya
Neha tabhi apne paas rakha hua gilas aryan ke upar marti hai jo aryan ke sar par lag jaata hai
(Neha - kya kaha mujhe tune frustrated abhi btati hun ruk )
Aryan - ahhhhh bahut lagi mere di kya kar rahi ho aap
Sana- Oye neha yeh kya kiya tune tujhe akal nhi hai apne chotte bhai ko aise koi marta hai
(Sana ab pyar se aryan ka sar sehlane lgti hai)
Sana- apko lagi toh nhi baby
Aryan - nhi nhi thik hun mein itna bhi dard nhi hua
Neha- aha kya baat hai yeh kis angle se tumko chotta lag raha hai bhabhi itna bada saand ho gya hai aur tum mujhe bol rhi ho suna nhi isne kya kaha .
Sana- are unhone mazak mein bol diya tum toh seriously le gai bahut chirrchiri ho neha tum had se zyada.
Neha - oho mein chirrchirri hun toh phir aap kya ho jhagdalu jab dekho aryan se jhagda karti rehti ho aur mera muh mat khulwao bandar bandariya kahi ke jab se tum dono aaye ho kabhi tum jhagda karti ho kabhi woh karta hai aur hamara sar khate oh milkar baad mein khud hi sulah kar lete ho phir hamara mazak udate ho kitni galat baat hai aur.band karo yeh sab Nibba nibbbi lag rahe ho tum dono .
Sana- dekhiye na ji yeh hamare pyar ko Nibba nibbbi ka pyar samajh rahi hai waise neha lagta hai yeh sach hi keh rahe the tum ho frustrated
Neha - kya boli bhabhi mein frustrated hun aap bhi koi baat nhi sun beta aryan tu na khud bna liyo sandwich apni biwi ke liye jo 2 min mein side badal leti hai aur yeh sharat hai meri yeh jo abhi tumhe aryan ji suniye ji bol rahi hai na 20 min ki baat hai inka tone phir change ho jayega or tum phir ban jayoge mr immature.
Sana- nhi nhi ab mein kabhi bhi inse aise baat nhi karungi dekhna tum mein ab aryan jise tamiz se hi pesh aaungi .
Neha- chalo dekhte hai kab tak apki yeh dramebazi chalti hai aur han aryan mein jaa rahi khud bna liyo sandwich
Aryan - are ruko di aal aise nhi jaa sakte aapko meri help karni hi padegi.
Neha - yeh mera mazak udane se pehle sochna tha
Sana- are bahut akad hai tum mein aap rehne do ji ise .mein hi apki help kar dungi sandwich bnane mein .
Neha - thik hai toh phir mein jaa rahi hun tum khud kar lena .
Neha tab wahan se jaane lgti hai tabhi aryan neha ko pakad leta hai or jaane nhi deta .
Aryan - nhi di sorry please mein toh mazak kar raha aur yeh sana toh pagal hai kuch bhi bolti hai tum kyo gussa ho rhi ho please karo na meri help dekho agar tum meri help karogi toh is baar tumko ek badiya heel lakar dunga .
Neha - pehle phone toh lakar de mujhe pta hai tu kuch nhi karne wala bas baatien karta rehta hai aur aap bhabhi koi baat nhi mujhe na apse baat hi nhi karni.
Sana- are kya bol rhi hai tu mere se baat nhi karegi dekh bachu mein hi jo tere liye koi ladka pasand karne wali hai aur mein. aaj pta nhi subah subah soch rahi thi ki kya na apne thode modern kapde tujhe de du par chal rehne de tujhe toh mujhse koi baat nhi karni toh mein hina ko de dungi .
Neha - are nhi nhi yeh aap kya bol rahi ho hina ji toh waise hi bahut paise wali lgti hai unke paas toh bahut honge na aise kapde aap please mujhe de do bhabhi aur mein toh bas yun hi mazak kar rahi thi kya apko lgta hai mein apse baat Kiya bina ab reh sakti hun aur chalo aao dono ek romantic pose kyu nhi dete kitne ideal couple lgte ho aap sath mein mein na aapki tasveer leti hun .
Sana- rehne de ab maska mat maar aur inki help kar mein ja rahi hun nahane aur han aryan ji jab apko tankhwah mil jayegi toh thode paise aur thode paise mein bhi daalkar apki behan ke liye ek naya phone le lenge.
Aryan man mein - kya yaar yeh sana bhi bolte time sochti nhi hai mujhe laga tha saari thankwah maa ko dunga aur thodi si apne pass rakhunga lgta hai woh thodi si ab isko hi deni padegi aur agar mana kiya toh phir mujhse naraj ho jayegi .
Sana- aap bol kyu nhi rhe kuch jaldi bolo aryan ji thik hai na de doge apni thankwah se thode paise
Aryan- han han bilkul mere sabhi paise tumhare hi hai waise bhi jaan .
Sana- oh sach mein aap kitne achhe ho baby .
Neha - chalo na bhabhi ek accha sa koi romantic pose do na bhai ke sath sach mein dono bahut achhe lag rhe ho sath mein .
Sana- sach mein toh le le ek photo
Sana - chalo na kamar pe hath rakho ji ek photo khichate hai .
Aryan- thik hai par jaldi karo jo karna hai
(Aryan ab sana ki kamar par hath rakhta hai sath mein dono smile karte hai aur neha unki photo click karti hai aur sana woh photo dekh kar khush ho jaati hai )
Sana- achha waise mr husband apne aaj khud naashta bnane ki kaise sochi.
Aryan- woh kya hai na tumne kaha tha kal ki Bahar se naashta karogi toh mere paas toh itne paise nhi hai ki tumko kisi achhe restaurant mein khilane le jau toh isliye socha ki tumhe ghar par hi kuch acha sa bana kar khila dun .
Sana- sach mein aryan ji aap bahut sweet ho .( Are yaar aryan tum sach mein bahut achhe ho mere liye nashta bna rhe ho mein sach mein bahut lucky hun yaar )
Sana- achha mein jaa rahi hun nahane bas thodi der mein aakar aap dono ki help karti hun .
Aryan - koi jarurat nhi help karne ki tum jao hum aaj khud kar lenge dono bhai behan milkar tum aram karo .
Sana - waise ek baat kahu ji
Aryan - hmm
Sana - iska inam toh apko milega filhal ke liye itne se kaam chala lijiye.
Sana ab aryan ko ek gaal par kiss karti hai aur wahan se jaane lagti hai .
Sana - achha abhi ke liye bye mein Zara naha aati hun
Neha - oho bhabhi kya baat hai par yeh galat hai na mein bhi toh iski help kar rahi hun .
Sana- are tu naraz kyu ho rahi tu bhi le meri jaan par tere liye is se zyada kuch nhi samjhi
Sana ab neha ko ek flying kiss deti hai aur phir bahar chali jaati hai aaj woh bahut khush lag rahi thi kyunki uske liye kabhi kisi ne aise nhi kiya tha usko bahut special sa feel ho Raha tha tabhi woh suman ko apne paas hichkichate hue bulati hai .
Sana- are maa ji suniye zara
Suman - kya baat hai beta idhar aakar bol na
Sana - nhi maa ji akele mein kuch baat karni thi please idhar aayiye na
Suman - accha ruk aati hun
Suman ab sana ke paas chali jaati hai
Suman - baat kya baat karni hai
(Suman ko dekh kar sana phir nervous ho jaati hai aur dhimi awaz mein baat karne lgti hai aur bolne mein hichkichane lgti hai )
Sana - woh...woh ...mein ..zara haye kaise btau apko
Suman - tu phir shuru ho gyi dekh maine kitni baar kaha aise dhimi awaz mein mat bola kar aadhi awaz toh Teri muh mein hi reh jaati hai aur itna sharmati kyo hai tu jaldi bol beta kya baat hai .
Sana- woh ... woh mein. Keh rahi thi ki apke pass koi saree ho gi pta nhi mera kyu ...
Suman - jldi bol beta pta nhi kyu kya yeh tu kya karti hai
Sana- ji maa ji woh mein keh rahi thi ki apke pass koi saree hi gi ghar ke liye pta nhi kyu mera aaj saree dalne ko dil kar raha hai .
Suman - toh saaf saaf bol na itna time kyu laga diya itni si baat bolne mein kyu aryan ke liye daal Rahi hai na saree .
Sana man mein - ohh yeh maa ji ko kaise pta chala aur mein itna sharma kyu rhi hun yeh mein kya kar rahi hun mujhse itni si baat kyu nhi boli ja rahi ohhh ab mein kya karu .
Suman - aur ab yeh tuh but (statue )ban kyo khadi ho gyi hai bol na dekh kaise sharam rahi hai are bahu ab bas bhi kar 2 mahine ho gye tujhe is ghar mein abhi bhi tera yeh hi haal hai bol na aryan ke pehan rhi hai na
Sana- ji ..maa ji nhi woh han unke liye hi pehan rhi hun
(Sana ab sharam ke maare apna muh niche kar leti hai )
Suman - dekh kaise sharma rahi hai par beta tujhe meri saree kyo chahiye tere pass toh pehle se hi hai na
Sana- ji maa ji par woh bahut mehngi mera matlab kisi function waiegara mein dalne ke liye hai Ghar mein achi nhi lagegi .
Suman - achha thik hai tu upar jaa mein abhi thodi der mein upar aati hun saree lekar .
Sana - ji thik hai
Sana ab apne room mein chali jaati hai aur suman phir hina se baatein karne baith jaati hai woh bahut khush thi ki ab uske bete ko ek pyar karne wala aur achha life partner mil gya hai bas usko kuch pareshan kar raha tha toh woh thi suleman ki dhamki
Dono Miya biwi aur bahen Neha ka necha ki nojhjokh jo bhai bahen mai hamesha hoti rehti hai jo kahani ko ek alag feel deti hai , ekdam mast hai










