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Mai abhi wahi baitha tha…waise hi expressionless ho ke…
Renu bhi wahi thi…careless ho ke…
Abhi wo thodi thandi lag rahi thi…
Wo mere bagal me baithi thi…
Usne Babu ka dia hua patla sa kuch hi panno wal kitab nikaala…
Maine tirchee aankon se dekha…wahi tha jis par upar likha tha…
Holi ka Sandesh…
Wo pannee ko palatne lagi…cartoon bana hua tha usme jisme koi apna Lund Bur me ghusa raha tha to koi Chuchi daba raha tha aur kai cartoon aise the jisme Gaand marwate hue dikhaya ja raha tha…aur har cartoon me kuch na kuch likha tha….
Kisi me tha…is Holi me apni Maa Chod lo…to kisi me tha Bhai se chudwao Holi me…kisi me baap ko beti ka Bur chudwane ki baat thi to kisi me Bahan ki Gaand Maarne ki baat likhi thi…kai aise bhi cartoon the jisme dosto ke saath mil ke Holi khelte hue Maa ya Bahan ki Bur aur Gaand Maarte hue dikhaya gaya tha…
Last ke kuch cartoons aise the jisme kuch aisa bana tha jo main nahi bata sakta hu yaha lekin bas itna samajh lijie ki usme kuch aisi bhi cartoons the jo kaafi sensitive matter wale the aur unse related khoob gandi baate thi…
Mujhe ye dekh ke Bura laga…
Maine man hi man socha…are Bhai kuch to rahne do sab jagah aur sabko lapetne ki kya jarurat hai…
Bhai…mai khud ko Bura manta hu lekin itna bhi Bura nahi hu ki aisa ganda sochu…lekin fir bhi aapse jhooth nahi kahunga…
Maine kuch bhi aisa waisa nahi socha tha wo sab dekh kar…ye ek baat hai…
lekin ye bhi utna hi sach hai ki mere Lund mahraaj ne wo sab dekh ke bhi…thunii Maar li thi kai baar…
ab kya kare…Lund ke paas dimaag nahi hota hai na…wo sochta kuch nahi hai…
uske lie to bas Bur khali Bur hota hai aur Gaand khali Gaand hota hai…chahe wo kisi ka bhi ho…kisi ki bhi…aap samajh rahe hai na….?
Aur pata hai un cartoons ko dekh ke aisa nahi hai ki khali mai hi garam ho raha tha…mere thik bagal me ek Chinaar bhi thi jo garam ho rahi thi aur apni Bur khujla rahi thi…
Mai ab bhi waise hi tha…expressionless…
Khali mera Lund expression de raha tha…beech beech me thunni le le kar…
Tabhi Renu uthi…
Usne mere meri lungi ko hataya…mera Lund khada tha….jise dekh ke wo budbudai…
Jaanti hu…tum nashe me bhi kuch ganda hi soch rahe hoge…islie tumhara saamp fufkaar Maar raha hai…kya soch rahe ho BetiChod…?
Maine to expression nahi dia…lekin mere Lund mahraaj ne fir thunni Maari…
Renu has padi aur boli…gajab gande aadmi ho yaar tum…nashe me ho…hosh nahi hai lekin dimaag me khali chudai hi bahri hui hai tumhari…samajh nahi paati hu…tum jyada bade kya ho…usne meri taraf dekh ke kaha…MadarChod,BahanChod ya fir BetiChod…?
Mai fir expressionless…lekin Lund maharaj ne fir se thunni Maari…wo has padi
Wo thoda ruki…idhar udhar dekha usne fir mere najdeek aai…mere kaan ke paas aur fir kaha…BetiChod…
Fir wahi…Lund ne thunni Maari…
Fir se kaha…BetiChod…
Fir se wahi…Lund ne thunni Maari…
Wo jor jor se hasne lagi….
Fir boli…matlab ye…ki ho tum nashe me…lekin dimaag,aankh aur kaan apna kaam thik se kar raha hai….lekin kahin aisa to nahi ki tumhe nashe ke baad bhi ye sab yaad rahega…?
Wo fir meri taraf aai…yaad rahega ya nahi…bolo…wo ruki…fir kaha…Beti Chod…
Aur fir wahi…Lund ne thunni Maari…
Wo jor jor se hasne lagi…ye to remote ke jaisa ho gaya hai…idahr BetiChod bolo…udhar inka Lund thunni Maare…
Ek baar wahi hua …Lund ne fir thunni Maari…
Sahi yahi hai ki BetiChod sun ne ke baad Lund khud hi response de raha tha…fufkaar raha tha…
Renu ne mujhe uthata…wahi bed pe letaya…
Lungi ko doni side kar dia…mera Lund fir se hawa me lahraane laga…ek dam baans ki tarah khada…
Wo boli…chalo mera kaam to ho hi jaaega abhi filhaal…
Aur wo jhuk ke mere Lund ko apne muh me le ke poore Raand ki tarah chusne lagi…
Meri haalat kharaab…
Badi mushkil ho rahi thi ab expressionless rahne me…magar mai tha…
Lund me aisa lag raha tha ki laawa bharbhara ke nikal jaaega…ji me aa raha tha ki Renu ke Sir ko pakad ke uske muh ko Chodna shuru kar du lekin mujhe abhi bhi acting karni hi thi…
Dhaansu acting…Oscar jo lene tha…he..he...he…
Are nahi Bhai….Oscar to nahi milnewala tha lekin mujhe dekhna tha ki aaj din bhar mere ghar me kya kya hota hai Holi ke naap par…aur islie..acting jaari tha…
Renu uthi…
Agar mai acting nahi kar raha hota to abhi usko uthne nahi deta…muh ko Chod ke pahle apna poora Maal pilata aur tab…uthne deta…
Badi majedaar baat hai na…
Muh ek…aur usme pahle Bete ka Maal aur fir Baap ka Maal…
Waah Bhai waah…kya baat…kya baat…kya baat…
Khair…
Renu uthi…
Mere muh ke saamne dono taraf pair ko faila ke khadi hui aur achanak apne saari ko saaya sahit utha ke Gaand tak kar li….mere saamne uska khub fula hua khula Bur…bahut kam jhaanth ke baalo ke saath mere saamne tha…
Mai aage kuch soch paata is se pahle hi wo mere chehre par apni Bur…ragadne lagi…mere muh me khaas taur par…
Mere poore chehre par uske Bur ka halka namkeen paani bhar gaya…
Uske muh se aaahh…ohhh….ohhhh nikal raha tha…
Bur se kasaili si khusbooo aa rahi thi….jis se mai bhayankar madhosh ho gaya tha…
Aur ab mere lie acting karna mushkil ho raha tha…man me aa raha tha ki apne jubaan ko bahar nikaal ke choos hi lu uski Bur ko….full…
Lekin aap to jaante hi hai…mujhe to Oscar lena tha islie…acting jaari…
Ab wo gaali galuch karne lagi thi josh me…
Le na MadarChod…choos na Bur ko…khali apni Maaa ki hi Bur chusega kya Bhadwe…
BahanChod apni Didi ko tumne khoob Choda hoga…aur wo bhi Gaand utha utha ke Chudwai hogi …aaaahhhh…sahi hai na re BahanChod…
Ohhhh….aur ab saale…kutte apni khud ki Beti Munni ko Chodega Beti Chod…ohhhh…
Thik hai na re BetiChod….Chod lena…lekin mere saamne Chodna usko…mai bhi to dekhu kaisi Beti hai meri jo apne Baaap ka Lund legi…ohhhhh…..aahhhh….
Maine feel kia…uski Bur ki puttiya…fadak rahi thi…
Mai samajh gaya ki ab ye jyada de nahi tikegi…bas kuch hi palo me ye jhadnewali hai…
Mera bhi aisa hi haal tha…
Aur fir…
Fir wo uthi…neeche hui…
Aur mere fanfanaye aur khade Lund par ko haath se pakad ke Bur ke ched me aada di…
Poora Lund makkhan ke jaise garam bhatthi ke andar…
Wo…fir ruki nahi…Gaand chalane lagi kas kas ke mere Lund par upar se hi…
Dono Chuchi…jo ki na jaane kab nangi ho gai thi…papeete kae jaise upar neeche hil rahi thi…
aahhhh…ohhhh….Bhadwa….MadarChod….ohhhhh….
Kamre me khoob ganda sa smell bhar gaya tha jo ki mujhe aur jyada mast kar raha tha…lekin Oscar…he…he…he…
Thap thap…fach fach ki aawaaz aa rahi thi….
Mai ab nahi control kar paa raha tha…maine socha…
Oscar jaae Maa Chudane….ab aur nahi…
Aur maine…neeche se Gaand uthana chalu kar dia…poore sangeetmay tareeke se…itna to mai kar hi sakta tha na…
Aur tabhi…
Mujhe aisa laga ki uski Bur ki puttion ne mere Laude ko andar se pakad lia ho…
Renu ke muh se janwaro ki tarah awaaz aane lagi…hmmmmmm
Aur kuch halke aur gahre jhatko ke baad wo shaant pad gai aur mere upar dher ho gai…
Uske Bur ne Lund pe apni pakad dheeli kar di…aur maine feel kia…
Mera Lund garam paani se naha raha tha…
Wo uthi…
Lund Bur se bahar nikal aaya…
Meri taraf dekha….bahut pyar se….aur Bhai bas yahi karti hai wo mere saath…aur mai pighal jaata hu…uski saari galtiya Maaf kar deta hu…
Usne bade pyar se kiss kia mujhe…
Mai fir se uske pyar me bah gaya…
Wo boli…pata hai ki tum abhi atke hue ho…nahi hua hai tumhara…
Aur wo mere Laude ko pakad ke jor jor se muthiyane lagi….aur kahne lagi…Munni…ohhhhh Munni….Baap ka Lund le le…ohhhh…
Aur…
Itna kaafi tha mere lie…
Mere Lund se…fachfacha ke Maal nikalne laga…
Lekin acting jaari tha…
Mera sharer jhatka lene laga…
Wo ab ruk gai…
Mere Laude ko lungi se pooncha….
Mere andar koi takaat bachi nahi thi ab…
Usne mujhe sahara de ke uthaya…aur wahi bed ke thik bagal me sofe par bitha dia…mai adhleta sa baith gaya wahi…
Aseem shaanti se…
Apni Bur ko saari ke upar se hi apne saaye se poocha…
Kamre me abhi bhi gandh faila hua tha…
Aur tabhi…
Darwaze ko khatkhataya kisi ne….
Wo hadbada gai…
Bahar se aawaaz aai…
Maa darwaza kholo…Bablu aur Rajesh aaye hai…aapko Holi wish karne ke lie…