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Kamina Koi Kami Na {Update - 006}
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Is samay sirf ricky hi jeeta jagta aur sahi salamat najar aa raha tha. Un logon ne aav dekha na taav aur ricky ko utha kar jamin par patak diya. Iske bad un logon ne ricky par behisab laaton aur ghuson ki barsat karna suru kar diya.
Mera saara kamra mere ricky bhaiya ki dard bhari cheekhon se goonjne laga. Lekin mai laachar bebas bas unhe pitte huye dekhte rahne ke siwa kuch bhi nahi kar pa raha tha.
Lekin is sab ke bich mujhe ek baat samajh me nahi aa rahi thi ki, maar to mere pyare ricky bhaiya ko pad rahi thi. Fir mera kamina dost kartik, apni chadar ke andar, itna jyada kyo uchhal raha tha.
Kartik apni chadar ke andar aise uchhal raha tha. Jaise ye saari maar usi ko pad rahi ho. Udhar ricky ki cheekh pukar ko sunkar, ritu didi, mom, pihu, kartika aur hospital ka staff bhi bhagte huye humare kamre me aa gaya.
Sabne milkar ricky ko gulam logon se pitne se bachaya aur unko waha se bhaga diya. Gulam ke sath sath hospital staff bhi humare kamre se ja chuka tha. Ab kamre me ricky, ritu didi, mom, pihu aur kartika ke alawa koi nahi tha.
Sab log ricky ki is haalat ko dekh kar pareshan the. Lekin ricky mujhe aise dekh raha tha, jaise use gulam logon ne nahi, balki maine hi peeta ho. Is se pahle ki ricky se koi kuch puchhta, usne khud hi ritu didi se kaha.
Ricky :- “tumhara ye bhai kisi jallad se kam nahi hai. Ab mujhe kartik ki aisi haalat ka raz pata chal gaya hai. Iske jaise dost ke hote, iske doston ko dushmano se darne ki jarurat nahi hai. Kyoki unka sabse bada dushman to ye khud hi hai.”
Ricky ki baat sunkar, ritu didi ne hairan hote huye kaha.
Ritu didi :- “lekin hua kya hai. Abhi kuch der pahle to, wo log maafi maang rahe the. Fir achanak un ne tumko peet kyo diya.”
Ricky :- “sirf peet rahe the.? Wo gulam kabhi mere samne aawaj unchi karke baat nahi kar sakta tha. Lekin is kamine ki vajah se us ne sirf mujhe peeta hi nahi, balki meri 10 saal ki banayi huyi ijjat ko bhi dho kar rakh diya hai.”
“Mai daave ke sath kahta hu ki, is kamine ke sath yadi tum puri fauj ko bhi bhej dogi to, ye puri fauj ka safaya karke aayega. Lekin dushman ki fauj ka nahi, balki ye dushman ke hathon apni fauj ka safaya karke aayega.”
Ye kah kar ricky gusse me bhanbhanate huye, kamre se bahar nikal gaya. Lekin kisi ko bhi ye samajh me nahi aaya tha ki, asal me yaha kya hua hai. Ritu didi ne gusse me meri taraf ghoor kar dekha to, maine apna sar jhuka liya.
Iske bad, un ne jaise hi kartik ki taraf ghoor kar dekha to, usne unke bina kuch puchhe hi, unhe saara aankhon dekha haal batana suru kar diya. Jise sunne ke bad, ritu didi ne ek baar fir se mujhe bakna suru kar diya.
Jab wo mujhe bakte bakte thak gayi to, mom aur pihu se mujhe mere haal par chhod kar ghar chalne ko bolne lagi. Mom ne unko samjhana chaha to, un ne mom ko hi bakna suru kar diya.
Jiske bad, mom man na hote huye bhi unke sath ghar jaane ko taiyar ho gayi. Lekin pihu ne mujhe aisi halat me chhod kar jaane se saaf mana kar diya. Jiske bad un ne pihu ko bhi bakna suru kar diya.
Magar pihu unki jali kati baten sunne ke bad bhi unke sath jaane ko taiyar nahi thi. Lekin ritu didi ne bhi uski koi baat nahi suni aur use jabardasti pakad kar ghar le gayi.
Pihu ghar jate jate kartika se mera khayal rakhne ki baat bol kar gayi thi. Mujhe apne ghar walon ke chale jaane ka jara bhi afsos nahi tha. Kyoki ab mai bina dare yaha ki nurse aur kartika ko line maar sakta tha.
Ab kamre me mere, kartik aur kartika ke alawa koi bhi nahi tha. Lekin wo dono bhai bahan apne me hi mast the aur meri taraf dekh tak nahi rahe the. Kuch der bad, kartika ka mobile baja aur wo mobile par baat karne lagi.
Uske baat karne ke dhang se mujhe pata chal gaya tha ki, wo pihu ko mera haal chaal de rahi hai. Pihu se baat hone ke bad, ek baar fir kartika ka mobile baja aur wo fir se wo hi sab baten dohrane lagi.
Uski baton se saaf samajh me aa raha tha ki, wo is samay phone par ritu didi se baat kar rahi hai. Wo yaha ka saara haal chaal unhe bata rahi thi. Fir wo ritu didi se baat karte karte, kamre se bahar chali gayi.
Shayad ritu didi ne us se kisi doctor se baat karwane ki baat ko hogi. Jis vajah se wo bahar gayi thi. Kuch der bad, wo wapas lauti to, bahut khush najar aa rahi thi. Usne aate hi kartik se kaha.
Kartika :- “bhaiya, aapke liye ek khush-kabri hai. Ram bharose hospital ki saari report jhuthi thi aur aapki koi bhi pasli nahi tooti hai. Aapki pasaliyon me sirf sujan hai aur subah tak wo sujan door ho jayegi. Fir hum ghar ja sakte hai.”
Ye manhoos khabar sunte hi mera chehra utar gaya. Kyoki kartik ke jaane ke bad mujhe hospital me akele hi rahna tha. Lekin fir bhi mujhe is hospital me akele rahne me jara bhi pareshani nahi thi.
Kyoki yaha ki saari nurse apsara ki tarah sundar thi aur jo nurse baar baar humare kamre me aa rahi thi, wo itni gori aur chikni thi ki, use dekhte hi, mera l*nd tantana kar khada ho jata tha.
Mujhe to sirf is baat ka dukh ho raha tha ki, kartik ke hospital me rahne ki vajah se mujhe kartika ko line marne ka jo mauka mil raha tha, ab wo mauka bhi mere hath se nikal jayega.
Abhi mai is ek manhoos khabar ko sunkar hi, itna pareshan tha ki, tabhi kartik ke puchhne par, kartika ne dusri manhoos khabar bhi suna di ki, kal mai bhi apne ghar ja sakta hu.
Jiska matlab tha ki, ab mujhe Param-sukh hospital ki apsaraon ka sukh bhi nashib nahi hone wala hai. Mai yaha apni footi kismat par ro raha tha aur waha wo dono bhai bahan apne ghar jaane ki khushiyon me khoye huye the.
Isi sab ke chalte pata hi nahi chala ki, kab raat ho gayi aur kartika ke pas fir se ritu didi ka phone aa gaya. Ritu didi kartika ko khana khane ke liye ghar aane ko kah rahi thi.
Abhi kartika ki un se baat chal hi rahi thi ki, tabhi humare dost vishal aur arpan bhi aa gaye. Unko dekhte hi, kartika ne unhe humare pas hi baithne ko kaha aur wo khane ke liye mere ghar chali gayi.
Vishal ne humara haal chaal puchha aur fir Tv chalu kar liya. Is samay Tv par desi boyz film aa rahi thi. Film ko dekhte hi, kartik vishal se Tv band kar dene ki baat bolne laga.
Lekin vishal achi film hone ki baat kah kar Tv band karne ko taiyar nahi tha. Is par kartik ne use samjhate huye kaha.
Kartik :- “abe tu meri baat ko samajh nahi raha hai. Is kamine ke sath koi bhi film dekhna bahut bada paap hai. Maine iske sath yarana film dekhi to, isne mujhe uska amjad khan samajh kar meri bike bikwa di.”
“Uske bad, kal maine iske sath shole dekhi to, isne mujhe gulam se maar khilwa di. Ab yadi maine iske sath desi boyz dekh li to, ye jarur mujhe john abraham bana kar kisi se meri gaand hi marwa dega.”
Kartik ki is baat par arpan ne hanste huye kaha.
Arpan :- “tune ye to bataya nahi ki, tum dono me se jay kaun tha aur veeru kaun tha.”
Arpan ki is baat par kartik ne bhadakte huye kaha.
Kartik :- “bhosdi ke tujhe majak sujh raha hai. Basanti iski thi to, veeru bhi yahi hua na.”
Lekin arpan bhi kam nahi tha. Usne kartik ko chhedte huye kaha.
Arpan :- “to sidhi tarah se bol na ki, tujhe is baat ka dukh hai ki, basanti isko mil gayi.”
Arpan ki is baat par kartik ne jhallate huye kaha.
Kartik :- “bhosdi wale, mujhe na to iske veeru banne ka koi dukh hai aur na hi mujhe isko basanti milne ka koi dukh hai. Mujhe gussa sirf is baat ka hai ki, ye kamina jabardasti mujhe jay bana kar, upar bhejne ki taiyari me tha.”
“Ab iske sath ye film dekh kar, mujhe apni gaand nahi marwana hai. Isliye tum log abhi isi samay is film ko dekhna band karo.”
Aakhir-kar lad jhagad kar kartik ne Tv hi band karwa diya. Kuch der bad meri apsara jaisi nurse kamre me aa gayi. Meri isliye, kyoki abhi jab kartik log aapas me bahas kar rahe the, tab mai uske hi naam ki mutth marne me busy tha.
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Is samay sirf ricky hi jeeta jagta aur sahi salamat najar aa raha tha. Un logon ne aav dekha na taav aur ricky ko utha kar jamin par patak diya. Iske bad un logon ne ricky par behisab laaton aur ghuson ki barsat karna suru kar diya.
Mera saara kamra mere ricky bhaiya ki dard bhari cheekhon se goonjne laga. Lekin mai laachar bebas bas unhe pitte huye dekhte rahne ke siwa kuch bhi nahi kar pa raha tha.
Lekin is sab ke bich mujhe ek baat samajh me nahi aa rahi thi ki, maar to mere pyare ricky bhaiya ko pad rahi thi. Fir mera kamina dost kartik, apni chadar ke andar, itna jyada kyo uchhal raha tha.
Kartik apni chadar ke andar aise uchhal raha tha. Jaise ye saari maar usi ko pad rahi ho. Udhar ricky ki cheekh pukar ko sunkar, ritu didi, mom, pihu, kartika aur hospital ka staff bhi bhagte huye humare kamre me aa gaya.
Sabne milkar ricky ko gulam logon se pitne se bachaya aur unko waha se bhaga diya. Gulam ke sath sath hospital staff bhi humare kamre se ja chuka tha. Ab kamre me ricky, ritu didi, mom, pihu aur kartika ke alawa koi nahi tha.
Sab log ricky ki is haalat ko dekh kar pareshan the. Lekin ricky mujhe aise dekh raha tha, jaise use gulam logon ne nahi, balki maine hi peeta ho. Is se pahle ki ricky se koi kuch puchhta, usne khud hi ritu didi se kaha.
Ricky :- “tumhara ye bhai kisi jallad se kam nahi hai. Ab mujhe kartik ki aisi haalat ka raz pata chal gaya hai. Iske jaise dost ke hote, iske doston ko dushmano se darne ki jarurat nahi hai. Kyoki unka sabse bada dushman to ye khud hi hai.”
Ricky ki baat sunkar, ritu didi ne hairan hote huye kaha.
Ritu didi :- “lekin hua kya hai. Abhi kuch der pahle to, wo log maafi maang rahe the. Fir achanak un ne tumko peet kyo diya.”
Ricky :- “sirf peet rahe the.? Wo gulam kabhi mere samne aawaj unchi karke baat nahi kar sakta tha. Lekin is kamine ki vajah se us ne sirf mujhe peeta hi nahi, balki meri 10 saal ki banayi huyi ijjat ko bhi dho kar rakh diya hai.”
“Mai daave ke sath kahta hu ki, is kamine ke sath yadi tum puri fauj ko bhi bhej dogi to, ye puri fauj ka safaya karke aayega. Lekin dushman ki fauj ka nahi, balki ye dushman ke hathon apni fauj ka safaya karke aayega.”
Ye kah kar ricky gusse me bhanbhanate huye, kamre se bahar nikal gaya. Lekin kisi ko bhi ye samajh me nahi aaya tha ki, asal me yaha kya hua hai. Ritu didi ne gusse me meri taraf ghoor kar dekha to, maine apna sar jhuka liya.
Iske bad, un ne jaise hi kartik ki taraf ghoor kar dekha to, usne unke bina kuch puchhe hi, unhe saara aankhon dekha haal batana suru kar diya. Jise sunne ke bad, ritu didi ne ek baar fir se mujhe bakna suru kar diya.
Jab wo mujhe bakte bakte thak gayi to, mom aur pihu se mujhe mere haal par chhod kar ghar chalne ko bolne lagi. Mom ne unko samjhana chaha to, un ne mom ko hi bakna suru kar diya.
Jiske bad, mom man na hote huye bhi unke sath ghar jaane ko taiyar ho gayi. Lekin pihu ne mujhe aisi halat me chhod kar jaane se saaf mana kar diya. Jiske bad un ne pihu ko bhi bakna suru kar diya.
Magar pihu unki jali kati baten sunne ke bad bhi unke sath jaane ko taiyar nahi thi. Lekin ritu didi ne bhi uski koi baat nahi suni aur use jabardasti pakad kar ghar le gayi.
Pihu ghar jate jate kartika se mera khayal rakhne ki baat bol kar gayi thi. Mujhe apne ghar walon ke chale jaane ka jara bhi afsos nahi tha. Kyoki ab mai bina dare yaha ki nurse aur kartika ko line maar sakta tha.
Ab kamre me mere, kartik aur kartika ke alawa koi bhi nahi tha. Lekin wo dono bhai bahan apne me hi mast the aur meri taraf dekh tak nahi rahe the. Kuch der bad, kartika ka mobile baja aur wo mobile par baat karne lagi.
Uske baat karne ke dhang se mujhe pata chal gaya tha ki, wo pihu ko mera haal chaal de rahi hai. Pihu se baat hone ke bad, ek baar fir kartika ka mobile baja aur wo fir se wo hi sab baten dohrane lagi.
Uski baton se saaf samajh me aa raha tha ki, wo is samay phone par ritu didi se baat kar rahi hai. Wo yaha ka saara haal chaal unhe bata rahi thi. Fir wo ritu didi se baat karte karte, kamre se bahar chali gayi.
Shayad ritu didi ne us se kisi doctor se baat karwane ki baat ko hogi. Jis vajah se wo bahar gayi thi. Kuch der bad, wo wapas lauti to, bahut khush najar aa rahi thi. Usne aate hi kartik se kaha.
Kartika :- “bhaiya, aapke liye ek khush-kabri hai. Ram bharose hospital ki saari report jhuthi thi aur aapki koi bhi pasli nahi tooti hai. Aapki pasaliyon me sirf sujan hai aur subah tak wo sujan door ho jayegi. Fir hum ghar ja sakte hai.”
Ye manhoos khabar sunte hi mera chehra utar gaya. Kyoki kartik ke jaane ke bad mujhe hospital me akele hi rahna tha. Lekin fir bhi mujhe is hospital me akele rahne me jara bhi pareshani nahi thi.
Kyoki yaha ki saari nurse apsara ki tarah sundar thi aur jo nurse baar baar humare kamre me aa rahi thi, wo itni gori aur chikni thi ki, use dekhte hi, mera l*nd tantana kar khada ho jata tha.
Mujhe to sirf is baat ka dukh ho raha tha ki, kartik ke hospital me rahne ki vajah se mujhe kartika ko line marne ka jo mauka mil raha tha, ab wo mauka bhi mere hath se nikal jayega.
Abhi mai is ek manhoos khabar ko sunkar hi, itna pareshan tha ki, tabhi kartik ke puchhne par, kartika ne dusri manhoos khabar bhi suna di ki, kal mai bhi apne ghar ja sakta hu.
Jiska matlab tha ki, ab mujhe Param-sukh hospital ki apsaraon ka sukh bhi nashib nahi hone wala hai. Mai yaha apni footi kismat par ro raha tha aur waha wo dono bhai bahan apne ghar jaane ki khushiyon me khoye huye the.
Isi sab ke chalte pata hi nahi chala ki, kab raat ho gayi aur kartika ke pas fir se ritu didi ka phone aa gaya. Ritu didi kartika ko khana khane ke liye ghar aane ko kah rahi thi.
Abhi kartika ki un se baat chal hi rahi thi ki, tabhi humare dost vishal aur arpan bhi aa gaye. Unko dekhte hi, kartika ne unhe humare pas hi baithne ko kaha aur wo khane ke liye mere ghar chali gayi.
Vishal ne humara haal chaal puchha aur fir Tv chalu kar liya. Is samay Tv par desi boyz film aa rahi thi. Film ko dekhte hi, kartik vishal se Tv band kar dene ki baat bolne laga.
Lekin vishal achi film hone ki baat kah kar Tv band karne ko taiyar nahi tha. Is par kartik ne use samjhate huye kaha.
Kartik :- “abe tu meri baat ko samajh nahi raha hai. Is kamine ke sath koi bhi film dekhna bahut bada paap hai. Maine iske sath yarana film dekhi to, isne mujhe uska amjad khan samajh kar meri bike bikwa di.”
“Uske bad, kal maine iske sath shole dekhi to, isne mujhe gulam se maar khilwa di. Ab yadi maine iske sath desi boyz dekh li to, ye jarur mujhe john abraham bana kar kisi se meri gaand hi marwa dega.”
Kartik ki is baat par arpan ne hanste huye kaha.
Arpan :- “tune ye to bataya nahi ki, tum dono me se jay kaun tha aur veeru kaun tha.”
Arpan ki is baat par kartik ne bhadakte huye kaha.
Kartik :- “bhosdi ke tujhe majak sujh raha hai. Basanti iski thi to, veeru bhi yahi hua na.”
Lekin arpan bhi kam nahi tha. Usne kartik ko chhedte huye kaha.
Arpan :- “to sidhi tarah se bol na ki, tujhe is baat ka dukh hai ki, basanti isko mil gayi.”
Arpan ki is baat par kartik ne jhallate huye kaha.
Kartik :- “bhosdi wale, mujhe na to iske veeru banne ka koi dukh hai aur na hi mujhe isko basanti milne ka koi dukh hai. Mujhe gussa sirf is baat ka hai ki, ye kamina jabardasti mujhe jay bana kar, upar bhejne ki taiyari me tha.”
“Ab iske sath ye film dekh kar, mujhe apni gaand nahi marwana hai. Isliye tum log abhi isi samay is film ko dekhna band karo.”
Aakhir-kar lad jhagad kar kartik ne Tv hi band karwa diya. Kuch der bad meri apsara jaisi nurse kamre me aa gayi. Meri isliye, kyoki abhi jab kartik log aapas me bahas kar rahe the, tab mai uske hi naam ki mutth marne me busy tha.
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