Update-15
“wo dekh…”gate se andar aate hee meri nazar park me ek oor turant atak gayi…“wo dekh… apni class ki Mira….”
“Mira…? Kaha… kaha bhai….”
“yahaaaaaaa…. 1 point…”Ved par apna pahla point chadha kar maine kaha… “udhar kaha dekh raha hai, idhar dekh….N-E me… wo rahi… dikhi…?”
Park me hum aaye toh Riya ke liye the, par andar ghuste hee Mira hume dikh gayi… wahi jisne mujhe 1000 rupaye diye the..remember her..? Mira humare class ki sabse maaldar item thi aur koyi bhi ladka ho, kaisa bhi ladka ho…. Sabko barabar bhaav deti thi… jiske karan School me ladko ke beech afwah fail gayi thi ki ….. jin-jin ladko ke sath wo ghoomti hai… un sabke sath baad me fir wo gang-bang bhi karti hai… is samay bhi Mira 4 laundo ke sath park me akeli thi… ek ladka thoda aage khade hokar unki photo le raha tha aur Mira baki bache 3 ladko ke beech mast chipak kar pose pe pose diye jaa rahi thi…. Mera najariya galat ho sakta hai, Mira ko dekhne ka yaa fir Main khud bhi galat ho sakta hoon... par us samay waha jaisi sthiti thi, us sthiti me mujhe Mira galat lagi. Kyunki main Mira ko bhale hee thik se nahi jaanta tha us samay par main uske saath khade ladko ko jaanta tha.
“ park me bhi crossed leg khadi hai… ye kya hai”Maine kaha
“chut fatne ka dar rahta hai, samajh tu…. Safety le rahi hai… aur bsdk wo kalua kaise chipak raha hai, Mira se… mahtarichod... uski toh girlfriend hai na koyi…”
“kaun hai yee….”Ranjan bhi humari conversation me shamil hote hue bola aur main chup ho gaya... kyunki mujhe maloom ho chala tha ki ab kis tarah ki conversation hone wali hai.... isliye aage ke kuch pal maine shant hee rahne ka nirnay liya.
“ladki hai ye…”Ved ne Ranjan ke ~kaun hai ye... ka jawab diya
“abey... wo toh mujhe bhi dikh raha hai ki ye ek ladki hai... par hai kaun… dekhi-dekhi maloom padti hai…”
“kaun si duniya me rahta hai…? humare class ki hai… Jafar ki ex. Tujhe kaise nahi pata, school me toh nursery walo ko bhi pata hai ye baat...”
“ kisi ne kabhi kuch bataya hee nahi.... waise jo sath me 4 launde hai iske sath, main sure hoon Inme se pakka koyi chod tak nahi paya hoga isko…”Ranjan haste hue bola…
“ye chut tak nahi chaat paye honge, chodna toh door ki baat hai…”
“sahi bol raha hai… choot ka baal tak dekhne ko nahi mila hoga inhe…”
“baki.... charo ready hai chodne ke liye… dekh toh kaise jibh laplapaye, wala expression de rahe hai… mera khada ho gaya”wahi park me Ved bejhijhak pant ke upar se lund masalne laga…
“Virgin hai kya ladki…?”Ranjan ne puchha…
“Ranjan , tu toh use dekh kar pura laar hee tapka de raha hai aur kya bol raha hai bhai... aajkal virgin ladkiya nahi milti… bachpan se hee chudai shuru ho jati hai…”
“ apna desh bhi pura America ho gaya hai lawda…”rookhe mann se Ranjan bola “ chal chhod ho gaya... ab Riya ke paas chalte hai…”
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Riya, Park ke beecho-beech ghaas ke upar baithi hui thi…. Wo kya kar rahi thi, ispar main sure nahi tha kyunki uska agwada dusari taraf tha… par itna sure tha ki wo kuch jaroor kar rahi thi aur use karne me full magan thi… hum teeno waha se thodi door uske peechhe hee khade the…
“ab kyat era naam announce karu, tab jayega.... ? jaa na be… baat kar…”Ved mujhe dhakka dekar bola…
“gand fat-ti hai school ke bahar... kya baat karunga…”wapas peechhe hote hue maine kaha
“kuch bhi kar lena… bio ka notes maang lena..”
“bhosdike ….”
“arey bol dena kuch bhi, darta kyun hai … main hoon na, mere rahte hue koyi gunda gaand nahi hilayega”
“toh jaun…..”
“arey jaa na… nahi toh main jaunga fir…”
Main aage badha… School me kisi bhi ladki se baat karna mujhe bahut aasan lagta tha, lekin bahar aise akele me khud approach karne me ab meri fat rahi thi… dono hatherli bandh kar maine khud ke andar josh fuka aur fir Riya ki taraf ahiste-ahiste badha… Riya ke paas pahuchkar main kuch der yun hee aise khada raha aur dekhne laga ki wo kar kya rahi hai… red t-shirt aur jeans pahne wo ghas me baithi koyi sketch bana rahi thi aur jis style se bana rahi thi aur jaise brush hath me lekar wo apni kalayi idhar-udhar mod-mod kar sata-sat rang bhar rahi thi…. Us-se main samajh gaya ki wo bhi Sanjana ke maafiq pro hai… kyunki Sanjana bhi aise hee brush hath me lene ke baad , bhaka-bhak brush chalati hai.
“ab ladki patane ke liye sketch sikhna padega , lagta hai… sala show off karne wala koyi talent hee nahi hai , mere andar… chalta hu, mujhe yaha aana hee nahi chahiye tha… aur bhosdika… ye pipe ka bandal kaun rakha hai idhar…”
Khud ko khud se reject karke waha se jaane ke liye main peechhe muda aur khunnas me pipe ke bandal me ek laat mara , jisse mera pair usme fas gaya , jise nikalne ke liye khunnas me hee maine dusara pair bhi pipe ke bandal me de mara aur fir jab wo bhi fas gaya toh , puri taqat lagakar apna pair pipe se nikalne ke liye kheencha…. Aur is koshish me mera pair toh nahi nikla ulta pipe me aur fasa aur main wahi ulta zameen par gir pada, peeth ke bal aur badi tej aawaz hui….
“Atharvaaaaaaa….. tummmm…. Yahaaaaaa….”
Mujhe waha achanak dekh Riya bhauchakki rah gayi ... maine turant apna baya hath moda aur apne sar ke neeche rakhkar Muskurate hue waha aise leta jaise ye dharti sheshnaag ho aur uske upar vishram karta main swayam Narayan....
“hiiiiii…”dard ko dabakar muskurate hue main bola
“hiiii… par tum yaha kaise…”mujhe yaha dekh uski abhi bhi fati padi thi... aankh
“kya painting banati ho… tumhari painting dekh kar hee main gir gaya… meri bhi painting banao na, aise .. isi pose me… par uske pahle”apne pair me fase pipe ki taraf maine ishara kiya...
Riya aur maine milkar pipe ke bandal me fase hue mere pair ko nikala….
“tum yaha kya kar rahe ho…”wo ab bhi isi sawal par atki hui thi
“bas aise hee park me ghumne aaya tha…”
“maine puchha… tum yaha , mere peechhe kya kar rahe the… tum mujhe stalk kar rahe ho…?”
“Ofcourse ……... not. kyun mujhe karna chahiye kya…? main toh tumse yaha bio ke notes lene aaya tha…”jab mujhe kuch nahi sujha toh maine Ved ka rata-rataya answer bol diya
“bio ke notes…. Yaha garden me… aur wo bhi tab jab tum mathematics ke student ho aur tumhe pata kaise chala ki main yaha hu…”
“aissseeeee…. 1 point” main sirf bola… sirf bola… lund ki taraf ishara wagerah kuch nahi kiya… “ main park me ghoom raha tha.. I lovvvvve nature and its calmness, its depth of silence and the beauty of it….”
Ye Bolkar maine apni aankhe band kar li aur ek lambi saans lekar dikhawa karne laga… par actually main soch raha tha ki... Riya ne jo sawal puchha hai... mathematics ka hokar bhi mujhe bio ke notes kyun chahiye.... uska jawab kya du…
“par tum yaha mere paas kyun aaye…”prakriti ke prati mere pyaar me dakhal daalte hue Riya boli…
“main yaha park me ghoom raha tha, toh tumhe dekha… aur tumhe dekhte hee mere dil me khayal aaya ki tumse bio ke notes maang lu… additional bio hai naa mera, isiliye… aur... waise ek aur reason tha mera yaha aane ka…”
“kya…”
“tumhe hepatitis toh nahi hai na…”
“nahiii.. kyun…”
“wo tumhare bottle se pani piya tha, isliye puchha… ki kahi mujhe bhi na ho jaye… direct school me puchhta toh thik nahi rahta , isliye jab park me tumhe dekha toh... bas idhar hee chala aaya”
“nahi hai…”apne baalo ko ungaliyo se modte hue wo boli aur muskura di…. Shayad wo samajh gayi thi aur shayad main bhi samajh gaya tha ki wo samajh gayi hai...
“main samajh gaya tum aise kyun kar rahi ho…”wapas pahle ki tarah waha ghas me vishram ki mudra me aate hue maine kaha…
“kya kar rahi hu main…”
“aise , apne right side ke baalo ko baar-baar kaan ke peechhe kyun kar rahi ho…”
“really…? Toh batao fir kyun kar rahi hu main aisa…”
“tum mujhe apni earring dikha rahi ho…”
“kuch bhi…”
“sach me, left side ke baal ko peechhe karo toh…”
“kyunnn..”apni aankh chhoti karke wo puchhi…
“bas aise hee.... ”
“ok…ok”
“dekha…. Sahi bol raha tha main… tumne left ear me sirf ek earring pahna hai, lekin right side me do. Ek main earring aur ek chhota sa main earring ke upar...… supporting earring. yaani tum mujhe apna earring show-off kar rahi thi… isiliye tum baar-baar apne baal ko peechhe kar rahi thi…”.
“tumhe kuch aur kahna hai mere bare me... ya main ghar jaun…?”
“bas ho gaya…”
“farewell , then…”
“say hello to your family…”
“why….? They don’t even know you…”khade hote hue Riya boli
Riya khadi ho gayi par main aise hee leta raha... kyunki kuch der pahle dhadam se girne ke kaaran mera pond pira raha tha aur mujhe shak tha ki main ache se khada nahi ho paunga isliye main usi position me leta raha....
“don’t even know you… se mujhe yaad aaya, tum facebook use nahi karti kya…?”
“fb kaun use nahi karta…”
“bahut dhoondha tumhe fb par, mili nahi….”
“privacy hai… I’ll send you the request…. bye”
“until next time ! ”
Riya ne apna painting ka samaan uthaya aur waha se jaane lagi… uske jaane ke kuch der baad Ved aur Ranjan kudte hue mere paas aaye…
“kya boli be wo… pat gayi kya…? Sex-vex ka baat hua kuch… ki kaise karna hai, kaha karna hai… Ranjan bol raha tha ki, room-voom ka tension koyi nahi.. wo jugaad kar dega….”Veda aate hee direct yahi sab puchha
“oye… door raho be mere se tum single log… love is in the air and I’m breathing it… tum dono polluted mat karo...”
even if it takes 4–5 years and I finish what I started.
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.. sachcha dost har kisiko nahi milta ...jaise atharva aur ved hai 
