UPDATE 76
Phir sabko sari baat batana hi sahi samajha devika ko chhod kar saari baate bata di
Halaki sab ko ascharaya toh tha par woh sab mujhe thik dekh kar hi khush the
unnhe jaise koi farak hi nahi mere pass powers hai yaa aur kuch har chiz kuch jada ho normal lag rahi thi
Phir sabnai khana kaya aur sone chale gaye
Mai - janu tum sona aur arav ke sath ghar jao kal milata hu tumhe
Mai aaj masoom ke saath tha apne room mei pari didi ke saath thi ki richa bhi aa gayi
Masoom - aao didi
Richa - kyu akele sonne ka plan tha kaya
Masoom- nahi toh bus aase hi
Richa - pari nahi aayi
Mai- wohh didi nai usse bula liya hai aao tum bhi yahi so jao
Richa - kaya baat hai aaj bada payaar aa raha hai
Mai- kyu bhai apni biwi ko payaar nahi karunga toh Kise karunga aur tumhare jaisa toh koi hai bhi nahi
Richa mere pass aakar beth gayi
Richa - haa boleye kaya baat hai
Mai - bus khuch nahi asse hii
Richa - yeh sab kaya ho raha hai
Mai - ab mujhe enn sab chizo par gor karnai ki jarurat hai
Masoom - ha sahi keh rahe ho aap har bar dayan nahi dete ho
Mai- haa abb mujhe bhaut khuch karana hai sabsai phele apni shaktiya pakar mujhe apni maut ka badala lena
Richa /masoom chok gayi masoom toh jada
Masoom- par aap nai kudh koh hi toh mara
Richa - kaya bak rahi hoo
Mai- ruko tum woh masoom pichali bar uss nai meri bhen ke badale meri jaan maangi thi essi liye mujhe kudh ko marana pada par waha par maine ess liye nahi bataya nahi toh devika uss sai jang shuru kar deti
Masoom - acha yeh baat hai
Richa - kaya baat kar rahe hoo
Mai- aram sai bataunga tumhe ab soo jao mai tak gaya hu aur sab nicche joh bataya utana kaafi hai tumahre liye aur phele bhi bataya thaa car mai naa
Phir voh dono mujh sai chipak kar so gayi maine aakhe toh band kar li par abhi bhi mere dimag mai halchal thi par dheere dheere pata nahi kab mai soo gaya pata nahi chala
Subah jab need khuli toh mere pass saloni didi aur pari bethi thi
Mai - aree didi app kab aayi
Saloni-30 minute ho gaye hai
Mai- aree jagaya kyu nahi aur yeh dono kaha gayi
Pari - niche nasta bana rahi hai
Mai- aacha toh aap dono etani der sai yaha kyu
Saloni- bus tumhe sotte hue dekhe bhaut time ho gaya hai kitna cute lagata hai
Mai- kaha didi kahi ladke bhi sote hue cute lagete hai yeh baal dekho ghaas fus ki tarah bikare hue hai
Didi - chup kar yeh dekhene waale par hota hai
Mai- acha thik hai aap dono chalo mai aata hu aur pari jara kapde nikal de mere
Pari haste hue - abhi laayi bhai
Mai uth kar bathroom mai gya
Aur naha dhokar bahar aaya
Pari - bhai ye.....m....
Mai- kaya hua ruk gayi
Maine aage jakar usse hilaya
Pari - haa bhai
Mai- kaya hua hai
Pari - woh aapke
Mai- kaya
Pari - aapke 8 pack abs hai
Mai -ha haa haa pagal tuh toh asse khadi hai jaise koi bhut dekh liya hai kabhi kisi ke dekha nahi hai kaya
Pari - haa par ettnai karib sai nhii
Maine uss sai kapde liye -chal jaa yaha sai pagal kahi ki
Fhir mai tayaar hokar niche aaya
Maa - beta tuh thik toh hai naa
Mai- haa aur aap aur koi bhi kal ke bare mai abhi kuch nahi bolega
Dad-par
C chacha- rahene doh bhai subah subah nahi
Dad - thik hai
Mai- thanks chachu
C chacha - koi nahi dev tere liye toh kuch bhi
Maa- ab enn sabko bhi samjaha do phadati nahi bilkul
Pari-maa
Maa- kaya maa padhana likhana nahi hai kaya
Mai-acha mere piche yeh sab ho raha hau aaj hai class ki nahi
Ritu - hai bhai hai
Mai-chalo mai bhi chalata huu
Pari - ab aayega maza
Sab nai nasta kiya mai pari,neha aur ritu ko lekar nikal school abhi ghar ke baaki log gaav mai the pata naa kaya kar rahe the Masoom aur saloni didi ka man nahi nahi toh maine kaha kal sai toh janna padega
Hum bike par chaar log the pari ekdum tezz sai mujhe pakad kar bethi thi
School ke pass wale traffic police wale nai rok liya
Tpolice -oye side mai laga pata nahi 4 allow nahi nahi hai
Mai-arre uncle bhul gaye kaya
Tpolice - koi uncle nahi chalega aur hai kon
Pari - namaste uncle jaane do naa late hoi raha hai
Suresh - arre pari beta tum are tum sab bhi yeh kiske sath jaa rahe ho
Neha - arre uncle apki hi party member hai
Suresh -kon hai
Ritu -dev bhaiya hai
Suresh -kaya yeh mil gaya aur kitana badal gaya hai ek saal mai
Mai-uncle baad mai milata hu aur fine bharta hu har baar ki tarah
Suresh - chal jaa jaldi nikal warana koi aur toh pakad hi lega
Aur phir waha sai nikal gaye hum
Phir mai gate ke side mai bike rok li
Sab -kaya hua
Mai - minute ruko
Mai side mai gaya aur aakhe band aur todhi der baad unke pass gaya
Unke muh toh khule hi rah gaye
Mai- ab sahi hai naa
Neha mere pass aakar mere gale lag gayi
Mai- acha laga
Neha - haa bhai par kiya kaise
Mai - wohh baad mai shakal koi pehchanega nahi toh maza kaya aayega bahle ab mai injection aur power ki vajah sai adults ho gaya par log naa jane toh sahi hai
Ritu - powers
Mai- baad mai chalo sab
Maine bike park ki par kaafi log aaj hume ghur rahe the tin toh meri jaan sai pyare do dost aur tisari meri jaaneman
Mai unko unke ke unke dosto mai chhoda aur akash ke pass gaya
Mai- aur akki kaya kar rha hai
Akash ab akki
Akki -bus mast par yeh face
Mai -sab hota hai plastic surgery sai
Akki -kuch bhi keh mast lag rah body bhi jam rahi hai
Mai - enn do no nai kuch pucha mere bare mai ghur toh aise rahe hai jaise kaha jayenge
Sam -oye chup kar be
Komal - bhai aap betho
Mai-yeh dono bacche hi rahenge
Sam -oye saale
Mai- ha woh toh banuga bhai tuh bilkul fikar naa kareyo
Sam nai kadhe hokar mujhe pakad liya
Maine use pakad kar guhumyaa aur uski kamar pe ghusa diya
Akki- wah tera favourite daw
Mai-sam bhai maan jaa bhai
Sam -kaabhi.............
Maine uska sir ko pakada aur aakhe band kar lii
Todhi dher baad
Akki - abbe band kar kaya kar raha hai
Maine aakhe kholi
Mai- kaya hua be
Akki -abe teri body chamak kyu rahi thi bahut jada
Mai- chal chhod
achanak sam mere gale lag gaya
Mai uss ke kaan mai bhai joh sab tujhe dikaya hai bus wahi hua hai mere saath
Komal - bhai kaya kar rahe ho
Mai- bhai abhi chup rahena
Mai akash ko lekar class mai jaane laga
Akash - abe udhar kaha
Mai-haa chal kitabe tuh hi dena
Mai aaya toh inn sabko chhod nai par school mai aakar mera maan kiya class mai bethane koi aur rokega kon
Todhi dher mai ek teacher aaye shaayad naya tha
wohh aakar padanae laga mai akki sai bate kar nai laga
wohh kab mere pass aaye pata nahi chala
Ek chaapat meri guddhi par
Mai - kon hai be teri...... Oh sorry Sir
Sir -class padanai ke liye hoti hai baato ke liye nahi aur tum ho kon aur tumhara beg hai kaha
Mai- wohh Sir mai purana student hu kaafi din baad aaya hu kuch Health problem thi
Sir - toh pehle jakar thik ho jaao ase class mai nahi aana chahiye
Akki -par Sir
Mai- chup kar Sir sahi toh keh rahe hai ok sir mai jata hu mai waha sai bhar aaya aur bike lekar ghar nikala
Todhi der mai pahuch gay aur apna face phir pehle jiasa kar liya
Maa - are beta etni dher kaha tha
Mai- wohh bus maa mai todha dosto sai mil raha tha ussi mai late ho gaya
Maa - acha chal jara room mai kuch baat karni hai
Mai- kaya hua maa
Maa - chal toh
Mai unke sath room mai gaya dono chachi bhi sath aayi
In room
Mai-bolo maa
Maa- yeh bata tuh Jin sabko uss banglow mai rukwaya hai wohh sab kyu
Mai- arre mai toh bhul gaya
Maa- wohh baat nahi hai jise tum nai mara wohh tumhare dad ka riwal tha aur abb uski wife aur beti tumhare dad ke liye hue banglow mai hai toh uss ke kisi partner nai tumhare dad par case kiya
Mai- ohh sit yeh maine kaya kar diya par chinta naa karo maa ab mere liye kuch bhi mushkil nahi hai par pehle mujhe uss partner ke bare mai pata karana hoga
C chachi- ab toh bata de kal ke bare mai aur aur khuch bhi hai toh bata
Mai- batana kaya dhikha deta huu
