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UPDATE 87

Meera - kon hai joh class mai phone use kar raha ohh toh app hai mahasaye get out of my class and give me your phone

Mai - class ke bhar sahi hai phone nahi dunga

Meera - maine kaha yaha rakho phone

Mai class sai bhar jaane laga unnhone piche sai pakad liya

Meera - yeh tum meri insult kar kar rahe ho

Mai - yeh call aapki insult sai jada hai


Mam nai apna haath uthya mujhe marnai ke liye maine unnka haath pakada aur jahtak ke bhar nikal gaya

Bhar ground ke kone mai

Mai - kaya kiya tunne

Kdev - tunne meri baat nahi maani agar usska payar naa sahi tujhe ab uski nafarat toh milegi

Mai- harmakho

Kdev -phele phone kar baad mai ghussa hona

Mai call back kiya

Mohan- kaha ho dd

Mai - sir school mai hu

Mohan - school mai kaya kar rahe ho yaha meeting mai jana hai aur arav nai batya nahi tumhe

Arav - kuch bhi nahi

Mohan - jaldi aoo yaha meeting ke liye instambul jana hai aur bhi kaam hai

Mai - abhi sir

Mohan - ok 3 hour get ready

Mai - ok si


Mai class ke kahatam hone ka wait karana thik nahi samajaha

Mai class mai gaya - akash jara bhar aa

Meera - woh nahi aayega

Tabhi beel baji

Mai - aab toh aa

Akash bhar aaya

mai usse apne saath lekar lab 4th floor par lekar gaya lab ke pass

Akash -tuh sahtiyaa gaya hai

Mai- tuh joker gang kaa naam suna hai naa

Akash - eess time yeh baat mai samjaha nahi

Mai- woh mai hi huu

Akash - haa haa aur mai james bond huu 007 ha ha ha

Mai- saale mai kaam ki baat kar raha huu aur tuh

Akash hasi rokete hue - abe apni shakal dekh kon khega tuh woh hai


Mai - tuh aase nahi manega

Akash - aacha tuh hai toh sabut de yaha koi ata nahi bina kaam ke

Maine apni aakhe band kii aur mask toh aaya hi par mera kavach bhi aaa gaaya

wohh peeche lab ki kidhki sai takara gaya

Ek awwaj aayi mujhe maine piche mudh kar dekha

Mai - ohh sit yeh yaha kaise

Akash - bhai yeh kaya ban gaya hai tuh superhero lag raha hai

Mai - mai superhero nahi bus raw ka agent huu

Akash - eski maa ka aur kitne bomb fodega

Mai - dyaan sai sunn bhai mai ek meeting ke liye instambul jaa raha hu pata naa kitna time lage tujhe yaha meri behanl family par dyan rakhana hai

Akash - mai samjha nahi

Mai- mere bhaiyoo par nazar rakhana bus dekh bhai tuh hi ek hai jis par mai aakhe band kar visvash kar sakata hu aur apni family ki surksha de sakata hu

Akash -chal thik baki baat mai baad mai puch lunga par tuh yeh eetnai sudh hindhi kyu bolanai lagata hai baar baar

Mai- wohh sab bata dunga filhal tuh mera kaam kar ek minute ruk tujhe saayad yeh akele naa hoo

Mai - devika kha hoo jaldi yaha aao

Devika bina time waste kiye waha aa gayi

Devika - ji kaya hua aap nai bulaya

Mai- haa mai kah raha tha akash

Akash muh khol bus devika ko dekh raha tha

Maine usse hilaya

Akash - ha ha kaya hua

Mai - kaha khoo gaya

Akash - yeh kon hai aur yaha kaise

Devika - mai ennki wife hu

Akash - oyye ghante wale baba ek aur

Mai- devika tumhe esske saath mere ghar par aur khaas kar ke mere bhaiyoo par nazar rakahana mere kisi bhi pariwaloo ko khuch nahi hona caahiye

Devika - ji jaisa aap kahe mai pura dyann rakungi

Akash - wohh sab thik hai par mai tere ghar kaise rahunga

Mai - uss ki chinat mat kar yeh sabka entazaam kar degii devika ek invisible ghar bana lena mere ghar ke saamnai

Devika - mere samajh mai nahi aa raha etnai sahktiyo ke baad aap enta ghabra kyu rahe hoo

Mai - kyuki yeh dhartilok hai yaha par kuch kaayede kaoon hote hai aur mai unn sabsai ched chaad kar apni musibat aur nahi badhana chaata hu ab ek bhi sawal nahi ek bhi nahi aur akash yeh tujhe sab bata degi joh bhi tuh janana caahata hai

Dono chup hoo gaye

Mai - abb enka ek aur khaata aur khul gaya hai pata naa mera picha karte hue yaha kyu aayi

Devika - mai ees ki yadas mita duu

Mai - nahi kissi ki yadaas sai ched chaad thik nahi kisi ke jindagi ke pallo ko agar miltaogi toh uss ke dimag par ashar padega

Akash - toh phir kaya

Mai aage bhadha aur unko god mai uthaya aur nicche jaane laga devika chali gayi

Akash - aase thik rahega jadu sai ennke ghar chod aa

Mai- chal be fir hazar sawal karengi tumnai mere saath kuch galat kiya tumnai kaya kiya mere saath etc etc

Mai unnko lekar niiche aaya sare log aise ghur rahe the jaise ki koi shooting dekh rahe hai mai unnhe staff room mai le gaya aur kurshi par bethaya

Principle - kaya hua hai meera ko

Mai - pata nahi sir achank behosh ho gayi

Mai akash ke saath bhar aaya

Mai - yeh chaabhi le aur sabko ghar le jaa mere jaate hi devika aa jaayegi

Akash - thik hai bhai jaa tuh

Maine arav ko phone kiya - kaha hai

Arav - room mai huu

Mai jhaat sai uss ke room mai pahucha

Arav - kaya hua yaha kaise

Mai- saale meeting hai bataya nahi

Aarav - abe shaam ko hai batanae wala tha

Mai - chal ab sir nai bulaya hoga aur kehana ki delhi mai hi tha

Arav - ok

Phir maine shikha ko bhi liya aur raw pahucha

Mohan - aa age etni jaldi aur arav tum yaha

Arav - sir mai yehi tha

Mohan - ok chalo humara helicopeter tayar hai

Mai- nitika kaha hai

Mohan -wohh helicopeter mai hi hai

Hum sab waha pauche

Nitika - aa gaye tum log

Shikha aur nitika gaale mile

Maine aur arav nai haath milaya

Nitika - kushi hui dubara mil kar ke

Mai /arav - hume bhi

Phir hum waha sai nikale instambul

Mohan - dd tum school kaya kar rahe the

Mai - padhnai gaya tha

Nitika arav jor sai hasane lagae

Mai - dekho haso mat

Nitika - i am sorry ....fuuuhhhh schoolll........i am really sorry

Mai- tuh toh chup ho saale

Mohan - dd majak acha karete ho

Mai - kaya sir aapko toh baataya hai

Mohan - kaya baataya tha

(Kdev -abe chutiya esse kuc nahi baataya hai )

Mai- are mai waha sai nazar rakh rha tha

Dono chup hue - kis par

Mai - baad mai bata dunga

Nitika - yeh galat hai hum sare kaam karete hai yeh akele kyu

(K dev - keh de madam par

Mai -abe jhut bolene sai kam sai hassi toh band hui )

Arav -bata

Mai chhodo chhota saa kaam tumhare level kaa nahi tha

Nitika - yeh tum galat kar rahe ho

Mohan - nitika wohh tumhara boss hai usska joh man karega woh karega

Mai - nahi sir hum sab phele dost hai baad mai agent

Mohan - ulta bol rahe ho

Arav - chalo mitti dalo enpar abb

Mai- acha sir aur kaya kaam hai

Mohan -wohh gadar mil gaya hai

Mai -kon hai

Mohan - sweeper base kaa

Mai - azzeb hai woh toh ekdum maumali saa tha

Mohan - wohh "black eye " gang ka right hand hai

Mai - sir nahi ho sakata maine sab kuch check kiya yeh nahi ho sakata hai

Mohan - kyu aisa kyu kah rahe ho

Mai - hoo skata hai wohh balck eye gang ka hoo par humare missions ki baate keval aapko pata hoti hai yaa base ke kuuch officers ko

Nitika - mere dad par shak kar rahe ho

Mohan - beti hum asse kam karte ki har kisi ko sak ki nazar dekhana padata hai agar yeh tum abhi tak nahi smajhi toh joker ki memeber hone par tumhe shame hona caahiye

Mai - jaha tak mai samjhata hu sir aap mera eshara samajh gaye

Mohan - par tumhe uss par shak kyu hai

Arav - kon hai woh



Mai- marcus sir kaa senior hai "drugs departement ka " victor ""

Nitika - kaya dad jab apko maine bataya tha trip ke bare mai tab wohh bhi toh confernce mai the matalab thaa

Mohan - haa woh bhi tha

Mai - abb toh pakka wahi hoga 100%

Mohan - toh karana kaya hai

Mai - khatam aur kaya gadar nahi bachete hai raw mai

Mohan -thik hai meeting ke baad karana job bhi karana hai par mujhe proof bhi caahiye

Mai - ok sir mil jayega

Kaafi time baad hum base par land hue phir waha sai meeting ke liye nikale

Mai- sir meeting ke bare mai kucch nahi bataya

Mohan - yeh ek internation level security agency ki meetup meeting hai

Mai - kaya sir etna secret kyu

Mohan - nahi to tum nahi aate aaj sabko pata chalega ki dd urff joker kon hai jisnai utpat macha rakaha hai underwohrld mai aur woh humari agency ka hai

Arav- yeh aap kaya kah rahe hoo sir

Mai - chill kar ab apna koi kuch nahi kar sakata hai aur yeh confidence bus ghamand yaa over confidence nahi

Mohan - that's my boy

Hum phir waha par pauche aur sab apni jagah par beth gaye Kaafi badi party thi

Arav - wah bhai kaya party hai esse meeting kon kehata hai

Mai - bade log choti soch

Nitika nai mere seene par halke sai mara

Mai - are bus majak kar raha huu

Host girl - good evening to all of u my name is jean and i welcome the reputed agencies and there danger agents this evening is organise to make bond between the nations and there agency ..........aage wahi rate hue dialogues

30 minutes later

Jean bol toh english mai rahi par mai uski baato ko hindi mai likhunga aage

Jean - aab mai bulana caahungi RAW HEAD "MR.MOHAN " ko ki aaye aur aapne vichar rakhe ess meeting par

Taaliyo ke saath unnka swagat hua

Phir unnhone aapan bhasan sumnya aur akhir mai

Mohan - mai aaj sabko batane mai kushi mahsus kar raha hu ki dd "THE JOKER " humari RAW ka agent

Yeh baat unnhone jaise bolii waha jaise sanata hoo gaya saabe bade dyaan sai mohan sir ko dekh rahe the

Mohan - aur aaj woh yah maujod hai

Sabki nazare ek saath india ke naam plate wale section ki aur ho gayi
kuch logo ko azeeb saa dar hua aur kuch log gate sai nikal liye

Sabhi janana caahate the ki akhir en sab mai woh shashk akhir hai kon

Mohan - dd yaha aoo

Mai kadha hua aur stage ki taraf bhadnai laga abhi bhi sanata tha waha

Mohan - toh mileye yeh raw ki shaan dd urff the joker

Sab taaliya bajane lage

Jean nai mujhsai haath milaya

Jean - apsai mil kar khusi hui

Mai - mujhe bhi

Phir mera bhi ek lamaba choda bhasan hua jaisa hota hai

Kaafi log mujhsai mile maine apni team ko bhi milawaya aisa lag raha tha shaadi ke function mai aaye the

Sab meeting aur sab khatam hua maine room mai jakar ek need bhi marr li jab utha toh todha sir dard hoo raha tha time dekha 10:30 bej rahe the maine kapde badle aur niche gaya

Mai - excuse me drink section kidhar hai

uss nai ek aur eshara kiya

Mai andar gaya

Waiter - yes sir

Mai- one martini

Waiter - ok sir

Todhi dher baad woh laya

Maine uska ek sip liya

Mai pitte hue - kaya adat dalwa di yaar arav nai

Jean - kaya mai yaha beth sakati huu

Mai- haa kyu nahi

Jean - toh mr dd aap ko martini pasand hai

Mai- nahi bus kisi ke kehane par aaj man kiya try karnai ka

Jean - ohh nice waise lagata nahi ki aap hi wahi hai jisi sab joker ke naam sai jante hai

Mai- apko bhi dekh kar nahi lagata ki CIA ki wahi kaatil agent hai joh aaj hoast bani hai

uss ke haath sai bear mere uper gir gayi

Jean -ohh i am sorry

Mai - its ok

Jean - woh toh bus kabhi kabhi jab moka milata hai aapni kushi ke liye karati hu

Maine aakhir sip piya

Jean - do martini with daiquiri and vodaka

Mai - mera ho gaya

Jean - oh come ek mere saath ho jaye phir kab moka milega pata nahi

Mai - ok

Jean - yeh hui baat

Phir maine aur uss nai baato baato mai pata nahi kab 5 round kar diye

Jean - ok ab mai chalati huu

woh kadhi hui aur ladkada kar mere upper gir gayi

Jean - sorry i am really sorry

Maine apn haath dekha woh uss ki ass par tha

woh uthi

Mai - mai le chata hu aap ko

Jean - thanks phir mai usse pakad kar le jane laga par saala mera shir ghum raha maine shir jahakata

Jean - kaya hua

Mai - kuch nahi jada hoo gayi hai lagata hai

Hum dono uske room sai todhi hi dur par the par mujhe nasha kuch jada hooraha tha pata nahi kaise

Mera pair kisi chij sai takara aur mai jean ke saath gira

Jean - ouuuchhhhh

Hum dono ka face ekdum karib aa gaya tha

uss nai mera face pakada aur kiss shuru kar di phele toh mera man saayad badal jata par ab meri body out of control thi maine bhi uska hoth khicha

Aur phir tezz tezz usse chusnae laga


Maine kiss kaarte karte usse god mai uthaya aur diwal sai chipaka diya aur uss ke hotho ko chhod kar uss ke gale koo chusnae laga

Jean - room mai chalo

Maine usse wase hi lekar usse gate ke pass gaya uss nai card swipe kiya maine ghus kar gate ko pair sai band kiya aur use kiss karte hue usse bed par lita diya aur uss ke kapde ko upper kar ke nikal diya

uss ke ekdum saaf badi badi chuchiyo ko laal bra mai dekh kar mai jaise pagal saa ho raha tha

Mai dono hatho sai uss ki bra pakadi aur faad dii

Jean - yeh kaya kar rahe ho

Maine bina kuch bole uss ke nipple par apni jeeb laga dii

Abb sai jean ke real words



Jean - ohhhhhhhh aaaaahhhhhhh. Siiiiiiiiiiiiii yess suck it yaaaaaaa. Oohhhhhh my god......ddd.d. Yes like suck it like a Mango

Maine uss ki ek chuchi ko muh mai bhar liya aur asse chusnai laga jase abhi dodh nikalana hai

Maine ek haath uss ki legings ke andar daal diya aur uss ki chut ko dabnae laga

Jean - ohhhhhhhhh .............aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh........please do slowely uuuuuummmmmm

Maine ab uss ke dusari chuchi ko chusane laga

Jean -please don't bite its hurting mee

Mai- babe today i give more pain you never imagine

Jean - than doo something i am comingg ............ohhhhhhhhh yaaaa itss cc.....ooooo....m....

Itna bolate hi wohh jhad gayi

Mai uss sai alag hua aur apne kapade utar diye

Jean - oohhhhhhh myy god you wanted this to put inside me please joker give it to me

Mai- yaa killer lady i think you never forgot this

Maine usske upar aa gaya

Jean - please doo slow its too big

Maine usse kiss kiya aur apana lund uss ki chut par set kiya aur haath piche bed par rakh diya

Jean- ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh. ...............god help...........please slow down

Mai uski garadan ko chatne laga aur dhaka mara tezz wala

wohh eetne tezz chillayi ki mere toh sir chakara gaya uss nai aapne bade nakhun meri peth mai gussa diye jis sai khoon aane laga

Maine todha dhaka dena shuru kiya

Jean - yaaa Uuuuuhhhhhhffffff like doo slowley

Maine dherre dheere speed bhadhani shuru kii aur todi hi time mai full speed mai usse chodanai laga

Uuske boobs aur nipples uper niche ho rahe the

Mai jhat sai uss ki chuchi ko pakada aur dakhe marate hue uss ke nipples jor jor chusanae laga

Jean- yes yes fuck me fuckme harder yeesaa fast fast deepper oohhhhhhhh aaaaaahahahhahahha....................ohhh daady. ............come my joker goo more deep

Maine ek uss ki taang uthayi aur aur apne khande par rakh liya aur lambe lambe dhake laganae laga

wohh apana sir edhar udhar karnai lagii

Jean -oaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh i am coming m................uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhh fast .......
mmmmmm.........

Aur wohh ek baar aur jhad gayi par mera josh kahatam hoke kaa naam hi nahi lee raha tha

Maine apna lund bahar nikala toh pura laal hoo chuka tha khoon sai

Maine usse saaf kiya bedsheet sai aur

Mai neeche late gaya aur usse apne upper lee liya aur piche sai uss ki chut mai daal diya

Jean - stop it aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh ...............

Mai dekhe ke dhake tezz kar diye karib 1 minute woh phir sai maja lene lagi aur siskariya leene lagii

uss ke pair kaap rahe the maine usse apnai upar khich liyaa aur aur kiss karate hue dahke marnae laga

10 minute baad woh phir jahdnai wali thi uss ke pair tezzi sai vibrate hone

Mera bhi aane wala tha maine dhake aur tezz kar diye

Aur kuch hi der mai hum dono saath mai hi jhad gaye

Hum dono ki saase bhaut tezz thi aur hum paisne mai bhig chuke the ac hone ke baawzood joh jaise common line ho kahi kin

wohh mere upar sai hati aur side mai late gayi

Hum esmai etna khoo gaye ki pata nahi chala ki kab ek gahta bit gaya tha abb ess nasha mane yaa jism ki garmi

Translating

Jean - jaisa tumhare bare mai suna tha tum usse bhi aage ho rukane kaa naam hi nahi le rahe the

Mai- kyu maja nahi aaya

Jean- aaya par tumnai meri puri body hila kar rakh di

Maine usse apni taraf guhamaya aur ek kiss di

Jean - mai fresh hokar aati huu

woh jaane lagi

Mai bhi uss ke piche chal pada woh toda ajjeb saa chal rahai thi

Mai bhi uss ke saath nahaya aur aakar let gaya

Jab naha ke aaya nujhe jaise jhatka saa laga mera dimag vapas hila jaise koi short circuit hua ho

Mai (man mai ) - meri samjah mai nahi aa raha mujhe nasha chadha kaise aur yeh etnai jaldi kaise ho gaya

Kdev - ahhh majaaa gya aaj toh

Mai - saale kahi yeh teri vajaah sai toh nahi hua

Kdev -tunne hi toh kaha tha joh karana hai kar le aur jada natak mat kar tab toh bade maje sai come baby kar raha tha mane toh bus tere nasha kahatam nahi hone diya baaki teri matlab humari mohani shakti jindabad hai

Mai- saale aakhir mai tune karli apne man ki

Kdev- abhi kaha

Mai- kaya bak raha ab kaya caahiye tujhe

Kdev - chal soo jaa abb woh dekh woh soo gayi

Mai aaj ke enn sabke bare sochata hua so gaya yeh K nai kaya karwaa diya sala aisa nahi ki job ke time kisi mission mai mera yeh phela sex ho par woh sab kaam kaa hisa thaa yeh nahi
 

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UPDATE 86

THE PAIN 6 - A SCHOOL INTERACTION

C chachi - kaya hua beta tum beth kyu nahi rahe ho

Amit -koi pareshani hai kaya dev

Mai - nahi chachi bus pet bhara hua lag raha hai

B chachi - are sunn toh aare ruk jaa dev

Mai sabko ansunna kar ke bahar nikal gaya bike ke pass

K dev - saale agar mai tere jagah hota toh mar deta abhi

Mai- chal chal ghussa mujhe bhi hai par mai sahi time kaa intazaar kar raha

Kdev - karata reh pichali baar ki tarah fir mari gayegi apni

Neha -bhai kis sai baate kar rahe ho

Mai - wohh huch nahi bus aase hi

Neha - yeh lo apna beg

Mai - kitabe kaha saai aayi

Pari -woh kal school ke baad akash bhai nai dilwa di thi

Mai - acha hai chalo chale aur yeh didi kaha par hai

Saloni - aa gayi mai jaa phele masoom ko lekar aa

Mai jhatt sai gaya aur usse lekar aa gaya

Masoom woh chakara kar girnai wali pari nai padaka

Pari - aram sai babhi

Mai - yeh aase girati padati raheti hai

Masoom - acha aur jaise tumnai toh kuch kiya hi nahi

Saloni - tuh yah bike ke pass kaya kar raha hai jaa car lekar aa

Kirti - kaya didi aap aise mat bolo bhai koi driver thodi hai

Mai - are meri payarri gudiya aa gayi

Kirti - mai abhi bhi ghussa hu

Mai- thik hai meri galati hogi jarur ussmai

Mai jakar car lekar aaya pari jhat sai mere pass beth gayi aage

Saloni - kabhi lovers koo bethene diya kar ab tera bhai shaadi shudha hai joh apni biwi ke saath school jaa raha hai

Pari - bethi toh hai

Saloni - kaya

Mai - are aap jao naa betho late ho raha hai

Masoom - chal saloni behano ka hak phela hota hai

Pari - mera toh double hai

Mai - ab chup bhi jaa

Pari - huuuu chalo abb

Phir mai sabko lekar school pahucha

Mai bahar nikala saloni didi aur masoom bhi nikali dono ladkhada kar girane wali thi maine samabhala

Mai - kaya aaj dono girane kaa pura mood bana kar aayi hoo kaya

Saloni kahadhi hote hue - yeh phele wala dev kaha sai aa gaya

Mai - aap yeh naa pucho toh sahi jaise meri shktiyo koo janti hi nahi ho

Akash - kaisi shaktiya bhai

Mai - abe mai keh raha tha ki shak kitna karti hai

Akash - haa haa ees bhondu par par shak

Mai - bus daat mat dikha aur mai bhodu nahi huu

Akash - aacha komal toh tujhsai sambhal hi na rahi bhondu hi hai tuh

Saale nai kaya bamb fod diya meri waat lagawayega yeh

Mai - acha aap log jao mai bhi prayer mai jata hu chal be

Akash - haa chal

Mai jaise ground mai pahucha uss ke uppar chad kar usse marani laga

Akash - are bhai maaf kar galati hoo gayi aahhaaa bhai ghusa nahi bhut tej lagta hai tera ghusa

Meera mam - kaya batmizi hai dev yeh school hai

Mai jhatt sai kahda hua

Akash bhi kahdha hoo gaya

Mam abhi bhi ghur rahi thi

Maine akash ko dekha

Mai - abe kapde thik kar tie sahi kar

Meera - edhar dekho

Maine unki tarf

Mai - yes mam

Meera -wahat r u doing

Mai -nothing mam

Meera - the go to in prayer que

Hum dono waha prayer ki phir class mai aaye

Todhi dher baad sir bhi aa gaye

Yaar school mai ane kaa bhut tin period mai uttar gaya aadat joh chhut gayi thi
Interval mai hum dono bhar aaye

Mai - yaar ab mere bus kaa naa hai yeh saab

Akash - kaya hua be

Mai - saala kuch pale hi naa pad raha yaar

Akash - chill kar yaar abhi toh aaya hai topper tha tuh hamara

Mai - kaya saala aisa lag raha tha mai kisi bina bulaye shaadi ke program mei aaya huu aur bus sun raha huu

Akash - abe abe agle wale sare mast hai khaas kar tere liye

Mai - aisa kaya hai

Akash - agle mai mam aayengi

Mai - toh kaya hua

Akash - tera man laga rahega naa tujhe ladkiyo mai rehana pasand hai naa

Mai - kaya bol raha hai aisa kuch naa hai

Akash - saale harmkhor jab sai aaya bus jab dekho bhene gf ....gf ...bhene abe humsai kab milega sare dost bhaut chid chuke hai tere bheaviour sai

Mai- yaar sorry par mai kaya karu busy hi tha maje thodi kar raha tha

Akash - acha beta humsai hi hosyari woh dekh naya maal aaya hai

Maine uss taraf dekha

Mai - koi bhi toh nahi hai be

Akash nai meri guddhi par ek chaapat mara - chain nahi hai tujhe etna fasa hua hai fir bhi naya maal dekhna hi hai

Mai- jaa be chutiye waise yaar yeh waali madam mast hai

uss nai piche dekha maine jhat sai uss ki guddi par ek chipaka diya

Akash- ahhhhhh chutiye mara kaahe

Mai- tuh kaya dekh raha tha abb

Akash -ladka hu to dekhunga naa

Mai- haa mai tohh .......

Sam - abe tum yaha kaya kar rahe ho

Mai - are bhai aa gaya tuh kaha tha ab tak

Sam -kuch naa yaar woh jara khuch kaam tha toh late aaya

Mai -yaar wohh m.....

Sam - abe kaya bol naa

Akash - bhabhi kaha hai bata do enko

Sam - woh tujhe yaha dekhh kar class mai chali gayi

Akash - ab lagega londe kaa maan

Mai - yaar tuh yeh taane marana band karega

Sam - kyu bee tum saale milate toh hai nahi toh kaya kare

MAN MAI

{ Mai (man mai ) - kaise samjhau enhe

K dev - maar chutiyo ko

Mai -tuh chup reh samajha

K dev - abe chal jaldi madam dekhnai hai yaar

Mai - abe school mai kal ki tarah kuch gabad mat karna }

Sam - abe kaha kho gaya

Chal bell hoo gayi hai

Hum teno class mai jane lage class ke bahar komal apne dosto sai bate kar rahi thi

Mai uss ki tarf hi dekh raha tha uss ki nazar mujh par jaise padi uss nai azeeb saa muh banaya aur andar chali gayi hum teno bhi anadr gaye aur jakar beth gaye

Sam - toh aaj kaise man hua school kaa

Mai- bhai bus yaha aakar relax hu thoda warana ghar jaate hi jaise sare kaam mere hi hai

Akash - kyu be aisa kaya karata hai

Mai - yu kal mila naa kaya apni bhen sai

Akash - chup kar saale kis nai kaha tha unhe lane koo abb meri lagagi badiya sai

Mai- acchi teri bhen tere ghar naa rahegi toh kaya mere ghar rahegii

Sam - abe mam

Mai - kaya mam

Sam - piche mam

Mam nai mere kaan pakde - subah ground mai ab yaha bhi shuru hoo gaye

Mai - sorry mam sorry

Sab ke sab hasnai lage

Meera - jakar piche betho abhi

Maine beg uthaya aur jate hue akash ke pair par shoes rakh diya

Akash - aahh mar gayab

Meera - ab tumhe kaya hua

Akash - kuch mam kuch nahi

Phir mam padhanai lagi par mera dhyan shirf komal par tha

Man mai

K dev - waise kaya dhasu maal fasya hai

Mai - kaahe kaa dhasu abb toh bhaaw bhi naa milega

K dev -keh toh mai help karu

Mai toh kaya karega ess mai tere bus ki naa hai

K dev - bhai agar ess nai ek baar aur mujhe egnor kiya toh dekhna

Mai - tujhe matalb

K dev - abe hum dono ek hi toh hai

Mai- nahi tuh gande kaam karwata hai saale kal bhi pari ke saath

K dev - usse toh acha laga naa

Mai- saale woh khusi naa hi duu toh acha hai

K dev - darata kyu hai mai hu naa

Mai- tuh koi hero hai kaya

M dev - saaf saaf bol madad caahiye ki nahi

Mai - chal dekhu tuh kaya karweyga

K dev - badale mai mujhe kaya

Mai- joh tuh maang

K dev - madam ka kuch karwa dena bus

Mai - kaya matalab hai tera

K dev - ek haath loo ek hath doo aur kaya

Mai- tere bus kaa naa hai

Kdev -toh tere bus kaa kon saa hai

Mai- jab tak shaitaan shaant hai rahene de warana

Kdev - chal hat kuch naa hoga abhi tak kiya kuch

Maine todhi lambi saas lii - tuh mujhe chada kar kuch nahi karawa sakata

Kdev - tuh phir padh mera dimag mat kaah mujhe jo hkarana hai mai kar lunga

Mai - toh kar kisnai roka hai tujhe

achank mera phone baja mai silent karna hi bhul gaya
Sahi watt lag rahi hai Dev ki bahano aur dosto se, ab to madam bhi suru ho gayi hai.
 

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UPDATE 87

Meera - kon hai joh class mai phone use kar raha ohh toh app hai mahasaye get out of my class and give me your phone

Mai - class ke bhar sahi hai phone nahi dunga

Meera - maine kaha yaha rakho phone

Mai class sai bhar jaane laga unnhone piche sai pakad liya

Meera - yeh tum meri insult kar kar rahe ho

Mai - yeh call aapki insult sai jada hai


Mam nai apna haath uthya mujhe marnai ke liye maine unnka haath pakada aur jahtak ke bhar nikal gaya

Bhar ground ke kone mai

Mai - kaya kiya tunne

Kdev - tunne meri baat nahi maani agar usska payar naa sahi tujhe ab uski nafarat toh milegi

Mai- harmakho

Kdev -phele phone kar baad mai ghussa hona

Mai call back kiya

Mohan- kaha ho dd

Mai - sir school mai hu

Mohan - school mai kaya kar rahe ho yaha meeting mai jana hai aur arav nai batya nahi tumhe

Arav - kuch bhi nahi

Mohan - jaldi aoo yaha meeting ke liye instambul jana hai aur bhi kaam hai

Mai - abhi sir

Mohan - ok 3 hour get ready

Mai - ok si


Mai class ke kahatam hone ka wait karana thik nahi samajaha

Mai class mai gaya - akash jara bhar aa

Meera - woh nahi aayega

Tabhi beel baji

Mai - aab toh aa

Akash bhar aaya

mai usse apne saath lekar lab 4th floor par lekar gaya lab ke pass

Akash -tuh sahtiyaa gaya hai

Mai- tuh joker gang kaa naam suna hai naa

Akash - eess time yeh baat mai samjaha nahi

Mai- woh mai hi huu

Akash - haa haa aur mai james bond huu 007 ha ha ha

Mai- saale mai kaam ki baat kar raha huu aur tuh

Akash hasi rokete hue - abe apni shakal dekh kon khega tuh woh hai


Mai - tuh aase nahi manega

Akash - aacha tuh hai toh sabut de yaha koi ata nahi bina kaam ke

Maine apni aakhe band kii aur mask toh aaya hi par mera kavach bhi aaa gaaya

wohh peeche lab ki kidhki sai takara gaya

Ek awwaj aayi mujhe maine piche mudh kar dekha

Mai - ohh sit yeh yaha kaise

Akash - bhai yeh kaya ban gaya hai tuh superhero lag raha hai

Mai - mai superhero nahi bus raw ka agent huu

Akash - eski maa ka aur kitne bomb fodega

Mai - dyaan sai sunn bhai mai ek meeting ke liye instambul jaa raha hu pata naa kitna time lage tujhe yaha meri behanl family par dyan rakhana hai

Akash - mai samjha nahi

Mai- mere bhaiyoo par nazar rakhana bus dekh bhai tuh hi ek hai jis par mai aakhe band kar visvash kar sakata hu aur apni family ki surksha de sakata hu

Akash -chal thik baki baat mai baad mai puch lunga par tuh yeh eetnai sudh hindhi kyu bolanai lagata hai baar baar

Mai- wohh sab bata dunga filhal tuh mera kaam kar ek minute ruk tujhe saayad yeh akele naa hoo

Mai - devika kha hoo jaldi yaha aao

Devika bina time waste kiye waha aa gayi

Devika - ji kaya hua aap nai bulaya

Mai- haa mai kah raha tha akash

Akash muh khol bus devika ko dekh raha tha

Maine usse hilaya

Akash - ha ha kaya hua

Mai - kaha khoo gaya

Akash - yeh kon hai aur yaha kaise

Devika - mai ennki wife hu

Akash - oyye ghante wale baba ek aur

Mai- devika tumhe esske saath mere ghar par aur khaas kar ke mere bhaiyoo par nazar rakahana mere kisi bhi pariwaloo ko khuch nahi hona caahiye

Devika - ji jaisa aap kahe mai pura dyann rakungi

Akash - wohh sab thik hai par mai tere ghar kaise rahunga

Mai - uss ki chinat mat kar yeh sabka entazaam kar degii devika ek invisible ghar bana lena mere ghar ke saamnai

Devika - mere samajh mai nahi aa raha etnai sahktiyo ke baad aap enta ghabra kyu rahe hoo

Mai - kyuki yeh dhartilok hai yaha par kuch kaayede kaoon hote hai aur mai unn sabsai ched chaad kar apni musibat aur nahi badhana chaata hu ab ek bhi sawal nahi ek bhi nahi aur akash yeh tujhe sab bata degi joh bhi tuh janana caahata hai

Dono chup hoo gaye

Mai - abb enka ek aur khaata aur khul gaya hai pata naa mera picha karte hue yaha kyu aayi

Devika - mai ees ki yadas mita duu

Mai - nahi kissi ki yadaas sai ched chaad thik nahi kisi ke jindagi ke pallo ko agar miltaogi toh uss ke dimag par ashar padega

Akash - toh phir kaya

Mai aage bhadha aur unko god mai uthaya aur nicche jaane laga devika chali gayi

Akash - aase thik rahega jadu sai ennke ghar chod aa

Mai- chal be fir hazar sawal karengi tumnai mere saath kuch galat kiya tumnai kaya kiya mere saath etc etc

Mai unnko lekar niiche aaya sare log aise ghur rahe the jaise ki koi shooting dekh rahe hai mai unnhe staff room mai le gaya aur kurshi par bethaya

Principle - kaya hua hai meera ko

Mai - pata nahi sir achank behosh ho gayi

Mai akash ke saath bhar aaya

Mai - yeh chaabhi le aur sabko ghar le jaa mere jaate hi devika aa jaayegi

Akash - thik hai bhai jaa tuh

Maine arav ko phone kiya - kaha hai

Arav - room mai huu

Mai jhaat sai uss ke room mai pahucha

Arav - kaya hua yaha kaise

Mai- saale meeting hai bataya nahi

Aarav - abe shaam ko hai batanae wala tha

Mai - chal ab sir nai bulaya hoga aur kehana ki delhi mai hi tha

Arav - ok

Phir maine shikha ko bhi liya aur raw pahucha

Mohan - aa age etni jaldi aur arav tum yaha

Arav - sir mai yehi tha

Mohan - ok chalo humara helicopeter tayar hai

Mai- nitika kaha hai

Mohan -wohh helicopeter mai hi hai

Hum sab waha pauche

Nitika - aa gaye tum log

Shikha aur nitika gaale mile

Maine aur arav nai haath milaya

Nitika - kushi hui dubara mil kar ke

Mai /arav - hume bhi

Phir hum waha sai nikale instambul

Mohan - dd tum school kaya kar rahe the

Mai - padhnai gaya tha

Nitika arav jor sai hasane lagae

Mai - dekho haso mat

Nitika - i am sorry ....fuuuhhhh schoolll........i am really sorry

Mai- tuh toh chup ho saale

Mohan - dd majak acha karete ho

Mai - kaya sir aapko toh baataya hai

Mohan - kaya baataya tha

(Kdev -abe chutiya esse kuc nahi baataya hai )

Mai- are mai waha sai nazar rakh rha tha

Dono chup hue - kis par

Mai - baad mai bata dunga

Nitika - yeh galat hai hum sare kaam karete hai yeh akele kyu

(K dev - keh de madam par

Mai -abe jhut bolene sai kam sai hassi toh band hui )

Arav -bata

Mai chhodo chhota saa kaam tumhare level kaa nahi tha

Nitika - yeh tum galat kar rahe ho

Mohan - nitika wohh tumhara boss hai usska joh man karega woh karega

Mai - nahi sir hum sab phele dost hai baad mai agent

Mohan - ulta bol rahe ho

Arav - chalo mitti dalo enpar abb

Mai- acha sir aur kaya kaam hai

Mohan -wohh gadar mil gaya hai

Mai -kon hai

Mohan - sweeper base kaa

Mai - azzeb hai woh toh ekdum maumali saa tha

Mohan - wohh "black eye " gang ka right hand hai

Mai - sir nahi ho sakata maine sab kuch check kiya yeh nahi ho sakata hai

Mohan - kyu aisa kyu kah rahe ho

Mai - hoo skata hai wohh balck eye gang ka hoo par humare missions ki baate keval aapko pata hoti hai yaa base ke kuuch officers ko

Nitika - mere dad par shak kar rahe ho

Mohan - beti hum asse kam karte ki har kisi ko sak ki nazar dekhana padata hai agar yeh tum abhi tak nahi smajhi toh joker ki memeber hone par tumhe shame hona caahiye

Mai - jaha tak mai samjhata hu sir aap mera eshara samajh gaye

Mohan - par tumhe uss par shak kyu hai

Arav - kon hai woh



Mai- marcus sir kaa senior hai "drugs departement ka " victor ""

Nitika - kaya dad jab apko maine bataya tha trip ke bare mai tab wohh bhi toh confernce mai the matalab thaa

Mohan - haa woh bhi tha

Mai - abb toh pakka wahi hoga 100%

Mohan - toh karana kaya hai

Mai - khatam aur kaya gadar nahi bachete hai raw mai

Mohan -thik hai meeting ke baad karana job bhi karana hai par mujhe proof bhi caahiye

Mai - ok sir mil jayega

Kaafi time baad hum base par land hue phir waha sai meeting ke liye nikale

Mai- sir meeting ke bare mai kucch nahi bataya

Mohan - yeh ek internation level security agency ki meetup meeting hai

Mai - kaya sir etna secret kyu

Mohan - nahi to tum nahi aate aaj sabko pata chalega ki dd urff joker kon hai jisnai utpat macha rakaha hai underwohrld mai aur woh humari agency ka hai

Arav- yeh aap kaya kah rahe hoo sir

Mai - chill kar ab apna koi kuch nahi kar sakata hai aur yeh confidence bus ghamand yaa over confidence nahi

Mohan - that's my boy

Hum phir waha par pauche aur sab apni jagah par beth gaye Kaafi badi party thi

Arav - wah bhai kaya party hai esse meeting kon kehata hai

Mai - bade log choti soch

Nitika nai mere seene par halke sai mara

Mai - are bus majak kar raha huu

Host girl - good evening to all of u my name is jean and i welcome the reputed agencies and there danger agents this evening is organise to make bond between the nations and there agency ..........aage wahi rate hue dialogues

30 minutes later

Jean bol toh english mai rahi par mai uski baato ko hindi mai likhunga aage

Jean - aab mai bulana caahungi RAW HEAD "MR.MOHAN " ko ki aaye aur aapne vichar rakhe ess meeting par

Taaliyo ke saath unnka swagat hua

Phir unnhone aapan bhasan sumnya aur akhir mai

Mohan - mai aaj sabko batane mai kushi mahsus kar raha hu ki dd "THE JOKER " humari RAW ka agent

Yeh baat unnhone jaise bolii waha jaise sanata hoo gaya saabe bade dyaan sai mohan sir ko dekh rahe the

Mohan - aur aaj woh yah maujod hai

Sabki nazare ek saath india ke naam plate wale section ki aur ho gayi
kuch logo ko azeeb saa dar hua aur kuch log gate sai nikal liye

Sabhi janana caahate the ki akhir en sab mai woh shashk akhir hai kon

Mohan - dd yaha aoo

Mai kadha hua aur stage ki taraf bhadnai laga abhi bhi sanata tha waha

Mohan - toh mileye yeh raw ki shaan dd urff the joker

Sab taaliya bajane lage

Jean nai mujhsai haath milaya

Jean - apsai mil kar khusi hui

Mai - mujhe bhi

Phir mera bhi ek lamaba choda bhasan hua jaisa hota hai

Kaafi log mujhsai mile maine apni team ko bhi milawaya aisa lag raha tha shaadi ke function mai aaye the

Sab meeting aur sab khatam hua maine room mai jakar ek need bhi marr li jab utha toh todha sir dard hoo raha tha time dekha 10:30 bej rahe the maine kapde badle aur niche gaya

Mai - excuse me drink section kidhar hai

uss nai ek aur eshara kiya

Mai andar gaya

Waiter - yes sir

Mai- one martini

Waiter - ok sir

Todhi dher baad woh laya

Maine uska ek sip liya

Mai pitte hue - kaya adat dalwa di yaar arav nai

Jean - kaya mai yaha beth sakati huu

Mai- haa kyu nahi

Jean - toh mr dd aap ko martini pasand hai

Mai- nahi bus kisi ke kehane par aaj man kiya try karnai ka

Jean - ohh nice waise lagata nahi ki aap hi wahi hai jisi sab joker ke naam sai jante hai

Mai- apko bhi dekh kar nahi lagata ki CIA ki wahi kaatil agent hai joh aaj hoast bani hai

uss ke haath sai bear mere uper gir gayi

Jean -ohh i am sorry

Mai - its ok

Jean - woh toh bus kabhi kabhi jab moka milata hai aapni kushi ke liye karati hu

Maine aakhir sip piya

Jean - do martini with daiquiri and vodaka

Mai - mera ho gaya

Jean - oh come ek mere saath ho jaye phir kab moka milega pata nahi

Mai - ok

Jean - yeh hui baat

Phir maine aur uss nai baato baato mai pata nahi kab 5 round kar diye

Jean - ok ab mai chalati huu

woh kadhi hui aur ladkada kar mere upper gir gayi

Jean - sorry i am really sorry

Maine apn haath dekha woh uss ki ass par tha

woh uthi

Mai - mai le chata hu aap ko

Jean - thanks phir mai usse pakad kar le jane laga par saala mera shir ghum raha maine shir jahakata

Jean - kaya hua

Mai - kuch nahi jada hoo gayi hai lagata hai

Hum dono uske room sai todhi hi dur par the par mujhe nasha kuch jada hooraha tha pata nahi kaise

Mera pair kisi chij sai takara aur mai jean ke saath gira

Jean - ouuuchhhhh

Hum dono ka face ekdum karib aa gaya tha

uss nai mera face pakada aur kiss shuru kar di phele toh mera man saayad badal jata par ab meri body out of control thi maine bhi uska hoth khicha

Aur phir tezz tezz usse chusnae laga


Maine kiss kaarte karte usse god mai uthaya aur diwal sai chipaka diya aur uss ke hotho ko chhod kar uss ke gale koo chusnae laga

Jean - room mai chalo

Maine usse wase hi lekar usse gate ke pass gaya uss nai card swipe kiya maine ghus kar gate ko pair sai band kiya aur use kiss karte hue usse bed par lita diya aur uss ke kapde ko upper kar ke nikal diya

uss ke ekdum saaf badi badi chuchiyo ko laal bra mai dekh kar mai jaise pagal saa ho raha tha

Mai dono hatho sai uss ki bra pakadi aur faad dii

Jean - yeh kaya kar rahe ho

Maine bina kuch bole uss ke nipple par apni jeeb laga dii

Abb sai jean ke real words



Jean - ohhhhhhhh aaaaahhhhhhh. Siiiiiiiiiiiiii yess suck it yaaaaaaa. Oohhhhhh my god......ddd.d. Yes like suck it like a Mango

Maine uss ki ek chuchi ko muh mai bhar liya aur asse chusnai laga jase abhi dodh nikalana hai

Maine ek haath uss ki legings ke andar daal diya aur uss ki chut ko dabnae laga

Jean - ohhhhhhhhh .............aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh........please do slowely uuuuuummmmmm

Maine ab uss ke dusari chuchi ko chusane laga

Jean -please don't bite its hurting mee

Mai- babe today i give more pain you never imagine

Jean - than doo something i am comingg ............ohhhhhhhhh yaaaa itss cc.....ooooo....m....

Itna bolate hi wohh jhad gayi

Mai uss sai alag hua aur apne kapade utar diye

Jean - oohhhhhhh myy god you wanted this to put inside me please joker give it to me

Mai- yaa killer lady i think you never forgot this

Maine usske upar aa gaya

Jean - please doo slow its too big

Maine usse kiss kiya aur apana lund uss ki chut par set kiya aur haath piche bed par rakh diya

Jean- ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh. ...............god help...........please slow down

Mai uski garadan ko chatne laga aur dhaka mara tezz wala

wohh eetne tezz chillayi ki mere toh sir chakara gaya uss nai aapne bade nakhun meri peth mai gussa diye jis sai khoon aane laga

Maine todha dhaka dena shuru kiya

Jean - yaaa Uuuuuhhhhhhffffff like doo slowley

Maine dherre dheere speed bhadhani shuru kii aur todi hi time mai full speed mai usse chodanai laga

Uuske boobs aur nipples uper niche ho rahe the

Mai jhat sai uss ki chuchi ko pakada aur dakhe marate hue uss ke nipples jor jor chusanae laga

Jean- yes yes fuck me fuckme harder yeesaa fast fast deepper oohhhhhhhh aaaaaahahahhahahha....................ohhh daady. ............come my joker goo more deep

Maine ek uss ki taang uthayi aur aur apne khande par rakh liya aur lambe lambe dhake laganae laga

wohh apana sir edhar udhar karnai lagii

Jean -oaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh i am coming m................uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhh fast .......
mmmmmm.........

Aur wohh ek baar aur jhad gayi par mera josh kahatam hoke kaa naam hi nahi lee raha tha

Maine apna lund bahar nikala toh pura laal hoo chuka tha khoon sai

Maine usse saaf kiya bedsheet sai aur

Mai neeche late gaya aur usse apne upper lee liya aur piche sai uss ki chut mai daal diya

Jean - stop it aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh ...............

Mai dekhe ke dhake tezz kar diye karib 1 minute woh phir sai maja lene lagi aur siskariya leene lagii

uss ke pair kaap rahe the maine usse apnai upar khich liyaa aur aur kiss karate hue dahke marnae laga

10 minute baad woh phir jahdnai wali thi uss ke pair tezzi sai vibrate hone

Mera bhi aane wala tha maine dhake aur tezz kar diye

Aur kuch hi der mai hum dono saath mai hi jhad gaye

Hum dono ki saase bhaut tezz thi aur hum paisne mai bhig chuke the ac hone ke baawzood joh jaise common line ho kahi kin

wohh mere upar sai hati aur side mai late gayi

Hum esmai etna khoo gaye ki pata nahi chala ki kab ek gahta bit gaya tha abb ess nasha mane yaa jism ki garmi

Translating

Jean - jaisa tumhare bare mai suna tha tum usse bhi aage ho rukane kaa naam hi nahi le rahe the

Mai- kyu maja nahi aaya

Jean- aaya par tumnai meri puri body hila kar rakh di

Maine usse apni taraf guhamaya aur ek kiss di

Jean - mai fresh hokar aati huu

woh jaane lagi

Mai bhi uss ke piche chal pada woh toda ajjeb saa chal rahai thi

Mai bhi uss ke saath nahaya aur aakar let gaya

Jab naha ke aaya nujhe jaise jhatka saa laga mera dimag vapas hila jaise koi short circuit hua ho

Mai (man mai ) - meri samjah mai nahi aa raha mujhe nasha chadha kaise aur yeh etnai jaldi kaise ho gaya

Kdev - ahhh majaaa gya aaj toh

Mai - saale kahi yeh teri vajaah sai toh nahi hua

Kdev -tunne hi toh kaha tha joh karana hai kar le aur jada natak mat kar tab toh bade maje sai come baby kar raha tha mane toh bus tere nasha kahatam nahi hone diya baaki teri matlab humari mohani shakti jindabad hai

Mai- saale aakhir mai tune karli apne man ki

Kdev- abhi kaha

Mai- kaya bak raha ab kaya caahiye tujhe

Kdev - chal soo jaa abb woh dekh woh soo gayi

Mai aaj ke enn sabke bare sochata hua so gaya yeh K nai kaya karwaa diya sala aisa nahi ki job ke time kisi mission mai mera yeh phela sex ho par woh sab kaam kaa hisa thaa yeh nahi
Bechari Meera mam ki to lag gayi. Ye K-Dev bhi kuch ka kuch karwaane laga hai magar maza to dono Devo ko aaya hai.
 

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UPDATE 86

THE PAIN 6 - A SCHOOL INTERACTION

C chachi - kaya hua beta tum beth kyu nahi rahe ho

Amit -koi pareshani hai kaya dev

Mai - nahi chachi bus pet bhara hua lag raha hai

B chachi - are sunn toh aare ruk jaa dev

Mai sabko ansunna kar ke bahar nikal gaya bike ke pass

K dev - saale agar mai tere jagah hota toh mar deta abhi

Mai- chal chal ghussa mujhe bhi hai par mai sahi time kaa intazaar kar raha

Kdev - karata reh pichali baar ki tarah fir mari gayegi apni

Neha -bhai kis sai baate kar rahe ho

Mai - wohh huch nahi bus aase hi

Neha - yeh lo apna beg

Mai - kitabe kaha saai aayi

Pari -woh kal school ke baad akash bhai nai dilwa di thi

Mai - acha hai chalo chale aur yeh didi kaha par hai

Saloni - aa gayi mai jaa phele masoom ko lekar aa

Mai jhatt sai gaya aur usse lekar aa gaya

Masoom woh chakara kar girnai wali pari nai padaka

Pari - aram sai babhi

Mai - yeh aase girati padati raheti hai

Masoom - acha aur jaise tumnai toh kuch kiya hi nahi

Saloni - tuh yah bike ke pass kaya kar raha hai jaa car lekar aa

Kirti - kaya didi aap aise mat bolo bhai koi driver thodi hai

Mai - are meri payarri gudiya aa gayi

Kirti - mai abhi bhi ghussa hu

Mai- thik hai meri galati hogi jarur ussmai

Mai jakar car lekar aaya pari jhat sai mere pass beth gayi aage

Saloni - kabhi lovers koo bethene diya kar ab tera bhai shaadi shudha hai joh apni biwi ke saath school jaa raha hai

Pari - bethi toh hai

Saloni - kaya

Mai - are aap jao naa betho late ho raha hai

Masoom - chal saloni behano ka hak phela hota hai

Pari - mera toh double hai

Mai - ab chup bhi jaa

Pari - huuuu chalo abb

Phir mai sabko lekar school pahucha

Mai bahar nikala saloni didi aur masoom bhi nikali dono ladkhada kar girane wali thi maine samabhala

Mai - kaya aaj dono girane kaa pura mood bana kar aayi hoo kaya

Saloni kahadhi hote hue - yeh phele wala dev kaha sai aa gaya

Mai - aap yeh naa pucho toh sahi jaise meri shktiyo koo janti hi nahi ho

Akash - kaisi shaktiya bhai

Mai - abe mai keh raha tha ki shak kitna karti hai

Akash - haa haa ees bhondu par par shak

Mai - bus daat mat dikha aur mai bhodu nahi huu

Akash - aacha komal toh tujhsai sambhal hi na rahi bhondu hi hai tuh

Saale nai kaya bamb fod diya meri waat lagawayega yeh

Mai - acha aap log jao mai bhi prayer mai jata hu chal be

Akash - haa chal

Mai jaise ground mai pahucha uss ke uppar chad kar usse marani laga

Akash - are bhai maaf kar galati hoo gayi aahhaaa bhai ghusa nahi bhut tej lagta hai tera ghusa

Meera mam - kaya batmizi hai dev yeh school hai

Mai jhatt sai kahda hua

Akash bhi kahdha hoo gaya

Mam abhi bhi ghur rahi thi

Maine akash ko dekha

Mai - abe kapde thik kar tie sahi kar

Meera - edhar dekho

Maine unki tarf

Mai - yes mam

Meera -wahat r u doing

Mai -nothing mam

Meera - the go to in prayer que

Hum dono waha prayer ki phir class mai aaye

Todhi dher baad sir bhi aa gaye

Yaar school mai ane kaa bhut tin period mai uttar gaya aadat joh chhut gayi thi
Interval mai hum dono bhar aaye

Mai - yaar ab mere bus kaa naa hai yeh saab

Akash - kaya hua be

Mai - saala kuch pale hi naa pad raha yaar

Akash - chill kar yaar abhi toh aaya hai topper tha tuh hamara

Mai - kaya saala aisa lag raha tha mai kisi bina bulaye shaadi ke program mei aaya huu aur bus sun raha huu

Akash - abe abe agle wale sare mast hai khaas kar tere liye

Mai - aisa kaya hai

Akash - agle mai mam aayengi

Mai - toh kaya hua

Akash - tera man laga rahega naa tujhe ladkiyo mai rehana pasand hai naa

Mai - kaya bol raha hai aisa kuch naa hai

Akash - saale harmkhor jab sai aaya bus jab dekho bhene gf ....gf ...bhene abe humsai kab milega sare dost bhaut chid chuke hai tere bheaviour sai

Mai- yaar sorry par mai kaya karu busy hi tha maje thodi kar raha tha

Akash - acha beta humsai hi hosyari woh dekh naya maal aaya hai

Maine uss taraf dekha

Mai - koi bhi toh nahi hai be

Akash nai meri guddhi par ek chaapat mara - chain nahi hai tujhe etna fasa hua hai fir bhi naya maal dekhna hi hai

Mai- jaa be chutiye waise yaar yeh waali madam mast hai

uss nai piche dekha maine jhat sai uss ki guddi par ek chipaka diya

Akash- ahhhhhh chutiye mara kaahe

Mai- tuh kaya dekh raha tha abb

Akash -ladka hu to dekhunga naa

Mai- haa mai tohh .......

Sam - abe tum yaha kaya kar rahe ho

Mai - are bhai aa gaya tuh kaha tha ab tak

Sam -kuch naa yaar woh jara khuch kaam tha toh late aaya

Mai -yaar wohh m.....

Sam - abe kaya bol naa

Akash - bhabhi kaha hai bata do enko

Sam - woh tujhe yaha dekhh kar class mai chali gayi

Akash - ab lagega londe kaa maan

Mai - yaar tuh yeh taane marana band karega

Sam - kyu bee tum saale milate toh hai nahi toh kaya kare

MAN MAI

{ Mai (man mai ) - kaise samjhau enhe

K dev - maar chutiyo ko

Mai -tuh chup reh samajha

K dev - abe chal jaldi madam dekhnai hai yaar

Mai - abe school mai kal ki tarah kuch gabad mat karna }

Sam - abe kaha kho gaya

Chal bell hoo gayi hai

Hum teno class mai jane lage class ke bahar komal apne dosto sai bate kar rahi thi

Mai uss ki tarf hi dekh raha tha uss ki nazar mujh par jaise padi uss nai azeeb saa muh banaya aur andar chali gayi hum teno bhi anadr gaye aur jakar beth gaye

Sam - toh aaj kaise man hua school kaa

Mai- bhai bus yaha aakar relax hu thoda warana ghar jaate hi jaise sare kaam mere hi hai

Akash - kyu be aisa kaya karata hai

Mai - yu kal mila naa kaya apni bhen sai

Akash - chup kar saale kis nai kaha tha unhe lane koo abb meri lagagi badiya sai

Mai- acchi teri bhen tere ghar naa rahegi toh kaya mere ghar rahegii

Sam - abe mam

Mai - kaya mam

Sam - piche mam

Mam nai mere kaan pakde - subah ground mai ab yaha bhi shuru hoo gaye

Mai - sorry mam sorry

Sab ke sab hasnai lage

Meera - jakar piche betho abhi

Maine beg uthaya aur jate hue akash ke pair par shoes rakh diya

Akash - aahh mar gayab

Meera - ab tumhe kaya hua

Akash - kuch mam kuch nahi

Phir mam padhanai lagi par mera dhyan shirf komal par tha

Man mai

K dev - waise kaya dhasu maal fasya hai

Mai - kaahe kaa dhasu abb toh bhaaw bhi naa milega

K dev -keh toh mai help karu

Mai toh kaya karega ess mai tere bus ki naa hai

K dev - bhai agar ess nai ek baar aur mujhe egnor kiya toh dekhna

Mai - tujhe matalb

K dev - abe hum dono ek hi toh hai

Mai- nahi tuh gande kaam karwata hai saale kal bhi pari ke saath

K dev - usse toh acha laga naa

Mai- saale woh khusi naa hi duu toh acha hai

K dev - darata kyu hai mai hu naa

Mai- tuh koi hero hai kaya

M dev - saaf saaf bol madad caahiye ki nahi

Mai - chal dekhu tuh kaya karweyga

K dev - badale mai mujhe kaya

Mai- joh tuh maang

K dev - madam ka kuch karwa dena bus

Mai - kaya matalab hai tera

K dev - ek haath loo ek hath doo aur kaya

Mai- tere bus kaa naa hai

Kdev -toh tere bus kaa kon saa hai

Mai- jab tak shaitaan shaant hai rahene de warana

Kdev - chal hat kuch naa hoga abhi tak kiya kuch

Maine todhi lambi saas lii - tuh mujhe chada kar kuch nahi karawa sakata

Kdev - tuh phir padh mera dimag mat kaah mujhe jo hkarana hai mai kar lunga

Mai - toh kar kisnai roka hai tujhe

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UPDATE 87

Meera - kon hai joh class mai phone use kar raha ohh toh app hai mahasaye get out of my class and give me your phone

Mai - class ke bhar sahi hai phone nahi dunga

Meera - maine kaha yaha rakho phone

Mai class sai bhar jaane laga unnhone piche sai pakad liya

Meera - yeh tum meri insult kar kar rahe ho

Mai - yeh call aapki insult sai jada hai


Mam nai apna haath uthya mujhe marnai ke liye maine unnka haath pakada aur jahtak ke bhar nikal gaya

Bhar ground ke kone mai

Mai - kaya kiya tunne

Kdev - tunne meri baat nahi maani agar usska payar naa sahi tujhe ab uski nafarat toh milegi

Mai- harmakho

Kdev -phele phone kar baad mai ghussa hona

Mai call back kiya

Mohan- kaha ho dd

Mai - sir school mai hu

Mohan - school mai kaya kar rahe ho yaha meeting mai jana hai aur arav nai batya nahi tumhe

Arav - kuch bhi nahi

Mohan - jaldi aoo yaha meeting ke liye instambul jana hai aur bhi kaam hai

Mai - abhi sir

Mohan - ok 3 hour get ready

Mai - ok si


Mai class ke kahatam hone ka wait karana thik nahi samajaha

Mai class mai gaya - akash jara bhar aa

Meera - woh nahi aayega

Tabhi beel baji

Mai - aab toh aa

Akash bhar aaya

mai usse apne saath lekar lab 4th floor par lekar gaya lab ke pass

Akash -tuh sahtiyaa gaya hai

Mai- tuh joker gang kaa naam suna hai naa

Akash - eess time yeh baat mai samjaha nahi

Mai- woh mai hi huu

Akash - haa haa aur mai james bond huu 007 ha ha ha

Mai- saale mai kaam ki baat kar raha huu aur tuh

Akash hasi rokete hue - abe apni shakal dekh kon khega tuh woh hai


Mai - tuh aase nahi manega

Akash - aacha tuh hai toh sabut de yaha koi ata nahi bina kaam ke

Maine apni aakhe band kii aur mask toh aaya hi par mera kavach bhi aaa gaaya

wohh peeche lab ki kidhki sai takara gaya

Ek awwaj aayi mujhe maine piche mudh kar dekha

Mai - ohh sit yeh yaha kaise

Akash - bhai yeh kaya ban gaya hai tuh superhero lag raha hai

Mai - mai superhero nahi bus raw ka agent huu

Akash - eski maa ka aur kitne bomb fodega

Mai - dyaan sai sunn bhai mai ek meeting ke liye instambul jaa raha hu pata naa kitna time lage tujhe yaha meri behanl family par dyan rakhana hai

Akash - mai samjha nahi

Mai- mere bhaiyoo par nazar rakhana bus dekh bhai tuh hi ek hai jis par mai aakhe band kar visvash kar sakata hu aur apni family ki surksha de sakata hu

Akash -chal thik baki baat mai baad mai puch lunga par tuh yeh eetnai sudh hindhi kyu bolanai lagata hai baar baar

Mai- wohh sab bata dunga filhal tuh mera kaam kar ek minute ruk tujhe saayad yeh akele naa hoo

Mai - devika kha hoo jaldi yaha aao

Devika bina time waste kiye waha aa gayi

Devika - ji kaya hua aap nai bulaya

Mai- haa mai kah raha tha akash

Akash muh khol bus devika ko dekh raha tha

Maine usse hilaya

Akash - ha ha kaya hua

Mai - kaha khoo gaya

Akash - yeh kon hai aur yaha kaise

Devika - mai ennki wife hu

Akash - oyye ghante wale baba ek aur

Mai- devika tumhe esske saath mere ghar par aur khaas kar ke mere bhaiyoo par nazar rakahana mere kisi bhi pariwaloo ko khuch nahi hona caahiye

Devika - ji jaisa aap kahe mai pura dyann rakungi

Akash - wohh sab thik hai par mai tere ghar kaise rahunga

Mai - uss ki chinat mat kar yeh sabka entazaam kar degii devika ek invisible ghar bana lena mere ghar ke saamnai

Devika - mere samajh mai nahi aa raha etnai sahktiyo ke baad aap enta ghabra kyu rahe hoo

Mai - kyuki yeh dhartilok hai yaha par kuch kaayede kaoon hote hai aur mai unn sabsai ched chaad kar apni musibat aur nahi badhana chaata hu ab ek bhi sawal nahi ek bhi nahi aur akash yeh tujhe sab bata degi joh bhi tuh janana caahata hai

Dono chup hoo gaye

Mai - abb enka ek aur khaata aur khul gaya hai pata naa mera picha karte hue yaha kyu aayi

Devika - mai ees ki yadas mita duu

Mai - nahi kissi ki yadaas sai ched chaad thik nahi kisi ke jindagi ke pallo ko agar miltaogi toh uss ke dimag par ashar padega

Akash - toh phir kaya

Mai aage bhadha aur unko god mai uthaya aur nicche jaane laga devika chali gayi

Akash - aase thik rahega jadu sai ennke ghar chod aa

Mai- chal be fir hazar sawal karengi tumnai mere saath kuch galat kiya tumnai kaya kiya mere saath etc etc

Mai unnko lekar niiche aaya sare log aise ghur rahe the jaise ki koi shooting dekh rahe hai mai unnhe staff room mai le gaya aur kurshi par bethaya

Principle - kaya hua hai meera ko

Mai - pata nahi sir achank behosh ho gayi

Mai akash ke saath bhar aaya

Mai - yeh chaabhi le aur sabko ghar le jaa mere jaate hi devika aa jaayegi

Akash - thik hai bhai jaa tuh

Maine arav ko phone kiya - kaha hai

Arav - room mai huu

Mai jhaat sai uss ke room mai pahucha

Arav - kaya hua yaha kaise

Mai- saale meeting hai bataya nahi

Aarav - abe shaam ko hai batanae wala tha

Mai - chal ab sir nai bulaya hoga aur kehana ki delhi mai hi tha

Arav - ok

Phir maine shikha ko bhi liya aur raw pahucha

Mohan - aa age etni jaldi aur arav tum yaha

Arav - sir mai yehi tha

Mohan - ok chalo humara helicopeter tayar hai

Mai- nitika kaha hai

Mohan -wohh helicopeter mai hi hai

Hum sab waha pauche

Nitika - aa gaye tum log

Shikha aur nitika gaale mile

Maine aur arav nai haath milaya

Nitika - kushi hui dubara mil kar ke

Mai /arav - hume bhi

Phir hum waha sai nikale instambul

Mohan - dd tum school kaya kar rahe the

Mai - padhnai gaya tha

Nitika arav jor sai hasane lagae

Mai - dekho haso mat

Nitika - i am sorry ....fuuuhhhh schoolll........i am really sorry

Mai- tuh toh chup ho saale

Mohan - dd majak acha karete ho

Mai - kaya sir aapko toh baataya hai

Mohan - kaya baataya tha

(Kdev -abe chutiya esse kuc nahi baataya hai )

Mai- are mai waha sai nazar rakh rha tha

Dono chup hue - kis par

Mai - baad mai bata dunga

Nitika - yeh galat hai hum sare kaam karete hai yeh akele kyu

(K dev - keh de madam par

Mai -abe jhut bolene sai kam sai hassi toh band hui )

Arav -bata

Mai chhodo chhota saa kaam tumhare level kaa nahi tha

Nitika - yeh tum galat kar rahe ho

Mohan - nitika wohh tumhara boss hai usska joh man karega woh karega

Mai - nahi sir hum sab phele dost hai baad mai agent

Mohan - ulta bol rahe ho

Arav - chalo mitti dalo enpar abb

Mai- acha sir aur kaya kaam hai

Mohan -wohh gadar mil gaya hai

Mai -kon hai

Mohan - sweeper base kaa

Mai - azzeb hai woh toh ekdum maumali saa tha

Mohan - wohh "black eye " gang ka right hand hai

Mai - sir nahi ho sakata maine sab kuch check kiya yeh nahi ho sakata hai

Mohan - kyu aisa kyu kah rahe ho

Mai - hoo skata hai wohh balck eye gang ka hoo par humare missions ki baate keval aapko pata hoti hai yaa base ke kuuch officers ko

Nitika - mere dad par shak kar rahe ho

Mohan - beti hum asse kam karte ki har kisi ko sak ki nazar dekhana padata hai agar yeh tum abhi tak nahi smajhi toh joker ki memeber hone par tumhe shame hona caahiye

Mai - jaha tak mai samjhata hu sir aap mera eshara samajh gaye

Mohan - par tumhe uss par shak kyu hai

Arav - kon hai woh



Mai- marcus sir kaa senior hai "drugs departement ka " victor ""

Nitika - kaya dad jab apko maine bataya tha trip ke bare mai tab wohh bhi toh confernce mai the matalab thaa

Mohan - haa woh bhi tha

Mai - abb toh pakka wahi hoga 100%

Mohan - toh karana kaya hai

Mai - khatam aur kaya gadar nahi bachete hai raw mai

Mohan -thik hai meeting ke baad karana job bhi karana hai par mujhe proof bhi caahiye

Mai - ok sir mil jayega

Kaafi time baad hum base par land hue phir waha sai meeting ke liye nikale

Mai- sir meeting ke bare mai kucch nahi bataya

Mohan - yeh ek internation level security agency ki meetup meeting hai

Mai - kaya sir etna secret kyu

Mohan - nahi to tum nahi aate aaj sabko pata chalega ki dd urff joker kon hai jisnai utpat macha rakaha hai underwohrld mai aur woh humari agency ka hai

Arav- yeh aap kaya kah rahe hoo sir

Mai - chill kar ab apna koi kuch nahi kar sakata hai aur yeh confidence bus ghamand yaa over confidence nahi

Mohan - that's my boy

Hum phir waha par pauche aur sab apni jagah par beth gaye Kaafi badi party thi

Arav - wah bhai kaya party hai esse meeting kon kehata hai

Mai - bade log choti soch

Nitika nai mere seene par halke sai mara

Mai - are bus majak kar raha huu

Host girl - good evening to all of u my name is jean and i welcome the reputed agencies and there danger agents this evening is organise to make bond between the nations and there agency ..........aage wahi rate hue dialogues

30 minutes later

Jean bol toh english mai rahi par mai uski baato ko hindi mai likhunga aage

Jean - aab mai bulana caahungi RAW HEAD "MR.MOHAN " ko ki aaye aur aapne vichar rakhe ess meeting par

Taaliyo ke saath unnka swagat hua

Phir unnhone aapan bhasan sumnya aur akhir mai

Mohan - mai aaj sabko batane mai kushi mahsus kar raha hu ki dd "THE JOKER " humari RAW ka agent

Yeh baat unnhone jaise bolii waha jaise sanata hoo gaya saabe bade dyaan sai mohan sir ko dekh rahe the

Mohan - aur aaj woh yah maujod hai

Sabki nazare ek saath india ke naam plate wale section ki aur ho gayi
kuch logo ko azeeb saa dar hua aur kuch log gate sai nikal liye

Sabhi janana caahate the ki akhir en sab mai woh shashk akhir hai kon

Mohan - dd yaha aoo

Mai kadha hua aur stage ki taraf bhadnai laga abhi bhi sanata tha waha

Mohan - toh mileye yeh raw ki shaan dd urff the joker

Sab taaliya bajane lage

Jean nai mujhsai haath milaya

Jean - apsai mil kar khusi hui

Mai - mujhe bhi

Phir mera bhi ek lamaba choda bhasan hua jaisa hota hai

Kaafi log mujhsai mile maine apni team ko bhi milawaya aisa lag raha tha shaadi ke function mai aaye the

Sab meeting aur sab khatam hua maine room mai jakar ek need bhi marr li jab utha toh todha sir dard hoo raha tha time dekha 10:30 bej rahe the maine kapde badle aur niche gaya

Mai - excuse me drink section kidhar hai

uss nai ek aur eshara kiya

Mai andar gaya

Waiter - yes sir

Mai- one martini

Waiter - ok sir

Todhi dher baad woh laya

Maine uska ek sip liya

Mai pitte hue - kaya adat dalwa di yaar arav nai

Jean - kaya mai yaha beth sakati huu

Mai- haa kyu nahi

Jean - toh mr dd aap ko martini pasand hai

Mai- nahi bus kisi ke kehane par aaj man kiya try karnai ka

Jean - ohh nice waise lagata nahi ki aap hi wahi hai jisi sab joker ke naam sai jante hai

Mai- apko bhi dekh kar nahi lagata ki CIA ki wahi kaatil agent hai joh aaj hoast bani hai

uss ke haath sai bear mere uper gir gayi

Jean -ohh i am sorry

Mai - its ok

Jean - woh toh bus kabhi kabhi jab moka milata hai aapni kushi ke liye karati hu

Maine aakhir sip piya

Jean - do martini with daiquiri and vodaka

Mai - mera ho gaya

Jean - oh come ek mere saath ho jaye phir kab moka milega pata nahi

Mai - ok

Jean - yeh hui baat

Phir maine aur uss nai baato baato mai pata nahi kab 5 round kar diye

Jean - ok ab mai chalati huu

woh kadhi hui aur ladkada kar mere upper gir gayi

Jean - sorry i am really sorry

Maine apn haath dekha woh uss ki ass par tha

woh uthi

Mai - mai le chata hu aap ko

Jean - thanks phir mai usse pakad kar le jane laga par saala mera shir ghum raha maine shir jahakata

Jean - kaya hua

Mai - kuch nahi jada hoo gayi hai lagata hai

Hum dono uske room sai todhi hi dur par the par mujhe nasha kuch jada hooraha tha pata nahi kaise

Mera pair kisi chij sai takara aur mai jean ke saath gira

Jean - ouuuchhhhh

Hum dono ka face ekdum karib aa gaya tha

uss nai mera face pakada aur kiss shuru kar di phele toh mera man saayad badal jata par ab meri body out of control thi maine bhi uska hoth khicha

Aur phir tezz tezz usse chusnae laga


Maine kiss kaarte karte usse god mai uthaya aur diwal sai chipaka diya aur uss ke hotho ko chhod kar uss ke gale koo chusnae laga

Jean - room mai chalo

Maine usse wase hi lekar usse gate ke pass gaya uss nai card swipe kiya maine ghus kar gate ko pair sai band kiya aur use kiss karte hue usse bed par lita diya aur uss ke kapde ko upper kar ke nikal diya

uss ke ekdum saaf badi badi chuchiyo ko laal bra mai dekh kar mai jaise pagal saa ho raha tha

Mai dono hatho sai uss ki bra pakadi aur faad dii

Jean - yeh kaya kar rahe ho

Maine bina kuch bole uss ke nipple par apni jeeb laga dii

Abb sai jean ke real words



Jean - ohhhhhhhh aaaaahhhhhhh. Siiiiiiiiiiiiii yess suck it yaaaaaaa. Oohhhhhh my god......ddd.d. Yes like suck it like a Mango

Maine uss ki ek chuchi ko muh mai bhar liya aur asse chusnai laga jase abhi dodh nikalana hai

Maine ek haath uss ki legings ke andar daal diya aur uss ki chut ko dabnae laga

Jean - ohhhhhhhhh .............aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh........please do slowely uuuuuummmmmm

Maine ab uss ke dusari chuchi ko chusane laga

Jean -please don't bite its hurting mee

Mai- babe today i give more pain you never imagine

Jean - than doo something i am comingg ............ohhhhhhhhh yaaaa itss cc.....ooooo....m....

Itna bolate hi wohh jhad gayi

Mai uss sai alag hua aur apne kapade utar diye

Jean - oohhhhhhh myy god you wanted this to put inside me please joker give it to me

Mai- yaa killer lady i think you never forgot this

Maine usske upar aa gaya

Jean - please doo slow its too big

Maine usse kiss kiya aur apana lund uss ki chut par set kiya aur haath piche bed par rakh diya

Jean- ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh. ...............god help...........please slow down

Mai uski garadan ko chatne laga aur dhaka mara tezz wala

wohh eetne tezz chillayi ki mere toh sir chakara gaya uss nai aapne bade nakhun meri peth mai gussa diye jis sai khoon aane laga

Maine todha dhaka dena shuru kiya

Jean - yaaa Uuuuuhhhhhhffffff like doo slowley

Maine dherre dheere speed bhadhani shuru kii aur todi hi time mai full speed mai usse chodanai laga

Uuske boobs aur nipples uper niche ho rahe the

Mai jhat sai uss ki chuchi ko pakada aur dakhe marate hue uss ke nipples jor jor chusanae laga

Jean- yes yes fuck me fuckme harder yeesaa fast fast deepper oohhhhhhhh aaaaaahahahhahahha....................ohhh daady. ............come my joker goo more deep

Maine ek uss ki taang uthayi aur aur apne khande par rakh liya aur lambe lambe dhake laganae laga

wohh apana sir edhar udhar karnai lagii

Jean -oaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh i am coming m................uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhh fast .......
mmmmmm.........

Aur wohh ek baar aur jhad gayi par mera josh kahatam hoke kaa naam hi nahi lee raha tha

Maine apna lund bahar nikala toh pura laal hoo chuka tha khoon sai

Maine usse saaf kiya bedsheet sai aur

Mai neeche late gaya aur usse apne upper lee liya aur piche sai uss ki chut mai daal diya

Jean - stop it aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh ...............

Mai dekhe ke dhake tezz kar diye karib 1 minute woh phir sai maja lene lagi aur siskariya leene lagii

uss ke pair kaap rahe the maine usse apnai upar khich liyaa aur aur kiss karate hue dahke marnae laga

10 minute baad woh phir jahdnai wali thi uss ke pair tezzi sai vibrate hone

Mera bhi aane wala tha maine dhake aur tezz kar diye

Aur kuch hi der mai hum dono saath mai hi jhad gaye

Hum dono ki saase bhaut tezz thi aur hum paisne mai bhig chuke the ac hone ke baawzood joh jaise common line ho kahi kin

wohh mere upar sai hati aur side mai late gayi

Hum esmai etna khoo gaye ki pata nahi chala ki kab ek gahta bit gaya tha abb ess nasha mane yaa jism ki garmi

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Jean - jaisa tumhare bare mai suna tha tum usse bhi aage ho rukane kaa naam hi nahi le rahe the

Mai- kyu maja nahi aaya

Jean- aaya par tumnai meri puri body hila kar rakh di

Maine usse apni taraf guhamaya aur ek kiss di

Jean - mai fresh hokar aati huu

woh jaane lagi

Mai bhi uss ke piche chal pada woh toda ajjeb saa chal rahai thi

Mai bhi uss ke saath nahaya aur aakar let gaya

Jab naha ke aaya nujhe jaise jhatka saa laga mera dimag vapas hila jaise koi short circuit hua ho

Mai (man mai ) - meri samjah mai nahi aa raha mujhe nasha chadha kaise aur yeh etnai jaldi kaise ho gaya

Kdev - ahhh majaaa gya aaj toh

Mai - saale kahi yeh teri vajaah sai toh nahi hua

Kdev -tunne hi toh kaha tha joh karana hai kar le aur jada natak mat kar tab toh bade maje sai come baby kar raha tha mane toh bus tere nasha kahatam nahi hone diya baaki teri matlab humari mohani shakti jindabad hai

Mai- saale aakhir mai tune karli apne man ki

Kdev- abhi kaha

Mai- kaya bak raha ab kaya caahiye tujhe

Kdev - chal soo jaa abb woh dekh woh soo gayi

Mai aaj ke enn sabke bare sochata hua so gaya yeh K nai kaya karwaa diya sala aisa nahi ki job ke time kisi mission mai mera yeh phela sex ho par woh sab kaam kaa hisa thaa yeh nahi
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Meera - kon hai joh class mai phone use kar raha ohh toh app hai mahasaye get out of my class and give me your phone

Mai - class ke bhar sahi hai phone nahi dunga

Meera - maine kaha yaha rakho phone

Mai class sai bhar jaane laga unnhone piche sai pakad liya

Meera - yeh tum meri insult kar kar rahe ho

Mai - yeh call aapki insult sai jada hai


Mam nai apna haath uthya mujhe marnai ke liye maine unnka haath pakada aur jahtak ke bhar nikal gaya

Bhar ground ke kone mai

Mai - kaya kiya tunne

Kdev - tunne meri baat nahi maani agar usska payar naa sahi tujhe ab uski nafarat toh milegi

Mai- harmakho

Kdev -phele phone kar baad mai ghussa hona

Mai call back kiya

Mohan- kaha ho dd

Mai - sir school mai hu

Mohan - school mai kaya kar rahe ho yaha meeting mai jana hai aur arav nai batya nahi tumhe

Arav - kuch bhi nahi

Mohan - jaldi aoo yaha meeting ke liye instambul jana hai aur bhi kaam hai

Mai - abhi sir

Mohan - ok 3 hour get ready

Mai - ok si


Mai class ke kahatam hone ka wait karana thik nahi samajaha

Mai class mai gaya - akash jara bhar aa

Meera - woh nahi aayega

Tabhi beel baji

Mai - aab toh aa

Akash bhar aaya

mai usse apne saath lekar lab 4th floor par lekar gaya lab ke pass

Akash -tuh sahtiyaa gaya hai

Mai- tuh joker gang kaa naam suna hai naa

Akash - eess time yeh baat mai samjaha nahi

Mai- woh mai hi huu

Akash - haa haa aur mai james bond huu 007 ha ha ha

Mai- saale mai kaam ki baat kar raha huu aur tuh

Akash hasi rokete hue - abe apni shakal dekh kon khega tuh woh hai


Mai - tuh aase nahi manega

Akash - aacha tuh hai toh sabut de yaha koi ata nahi bina kaam ke

Maine apni aakhe band kii aur mask toh aaya hi par mera kavach bhi aaa gaaya

wohh peeche lab ki kidhki sai takara gaya

Ek awwaj aayi mujhe maine piche mudh kar dekha

Mai - ohh sit yeh yaha kaise

Akash - bhai yeh kaya ban gaya hai tuh superhero lag raha hai

Mai - mai superhero nahi bus raw ka agent huu

Akash - eski maa ka aur kitne bomb fodega

Mai - dyaan sai sunn bhai mai ek meeting ke liye instambul jaa raha hu pata naa kitna time lage tujhe yaha meri behanl family par dyan rakhana hai

Akash - mai samjha nahi

Mai- mere bhaiyoo par nazar rakhana bus dekh bhai tuh hi ek hai jis par mai aakhe band kar visvash kar sakata hu aur apni family ki surksha de sakata hu

Akash -chal thik baki baat mai baad mai puch lunga par tuh yeh eetnai sudh hindhi kyu bolanai lagata hai baar baar

Mai- wohh sab bata dunga filhal tuh mera kaam kar ek minute ruk tujhe saayad yeh akele naa hoo

Mai - devika kha hoo jaldi yaha aao

Devika bina time waste kiye waha aa gayi

Devika - ji kaya hua aap nai bulaya

Mai- haa mai kah raha tha akash

Akash muh khol bus devika ko dekh raha tha

Maine usse hilaya

Akash - ha ha kaya hua

Mai - kaha khoo gaya

Akash - yeh kon hai aur yaha kaise

Devika - mai ennki wife hu

Akash - oyye ghante wale baba ek aur

Mai- devika tumhe esske saath mere ghar par aur khaas kar ke mere bhaiyoo par nazar rakahana mere kisi bhi pariwaloo ko khuch nahi hona caahiye

Devika - ji jaisa aap kahe mai pura dyann rakungi

Akash - wohh sab thik hai par mai tere ghar kaise rahunga

Mai - uss ki chinat mat kar yeh sabka entazaam kar degii devika ek invisible ghar bana lena mere ghar ke saamnai

Devika - mere samajh mai nahi aa raha etnai sahktiyo ke baad aap enta ghabra kyu rahe hoo

Mai - kyuki yeh dhartilok hai yaha par kuch kaayede kaoon hote hai aur mai unn sabsai ched chaad kar apni musibat aur nahi badhana chaata hu ab ek bhi sawal nahi ek bhi nahi aur akash yeh tujhe sab bata degi joh bhi tuh janana caahata hai

Dono chup hoo gaye

Mai - abb enka ek aur khaata aur khul gaya hai pata naa mera picha karte hue yaha kyu aayi

Devika - mai ees ki yadas mita duu

Mai - nahi kissi ki yadaas sai ched chaad thik nahi kisi ke jindagi ke pallo ko agar miltaogi toh uss ke dimag par ashar padega

Akash - toh phir kaya

Mai aage bhadha aur unko god mai uthaya aur nicche jaane laga devika chali gayi

Akash - aase thik rahega jadu sai ennke ghar chod aa

Mai- chal be fir hazar sawal karengi tumnai mere saath kuch galat kiya tumnai kaya kiya mere saath etc etc

Mai unnko lekar niiche aaya sare log aise ghur rahe the jaise ki koi shooting dekh rahe hai mai unnhe staff room mai le gaya aur kurshi par bethaya

Principle - kaya hua hai meera ko

Mai - pata nahi sir achank behosh ho gayi

Mai akash ke saath bhar aaya

Mai - yeh chaabhi le aur sabko ghar le jaa mere jaate hi devika aa jaayegi

Akash - thik hai bhai jaa tuh

Maine arav ko phone kiya - kaha hai

Arav - room mai huu

Mai jhaat sai uss ke room mai pahucha

Arav - kaya hua yaha kaise

Mai- saale meeting hai bataya nahi

Aarav - abe shaam ko hai batanae wala tha

Mai - chal ab sir nai bulaya hoga aur kehana ki delhi mai hi tha

Arav - ok

Phir maine shikha ko bhi liya aur raw pahucha

Mohan - aa age etni jaldi aur arav tum yaha

Arav - sir mai yehi tha

Mohan - ok chalo humara helicopeter tayar hai

Mai- nitika kaha hai

Mohan -wohh helicopeter mai hi hai

Hum sab waha pauche

Nitika - aa gaye tum log

Shikha aur nitika gaale mile

Maine aur arav nai haath milaya

Nitika - kushi hui dubara mil kar ke

Mai /arav - hume bhi

Phir hum waha sai nikale instambul

Mohan - dd tum school kaya kar rahe the

Mai - padhnai gaya tha

Nitika arav jor sai hasane lagae

Mai - dekho haso mat

Nitika - i am sorry ....fuuuhhhh schoolll........i am really sorry

Mai- tuh toh chup ho saale

Mohan - dd majak acha karete ho

Mai - kaya sir aapko toh baataya hai

Mohan - kaya baataya tha

(Kdev -abe chutiya esse kuc nahi baataya hai )

Mai- are mai waha sai nazar rakh rha tha

Dono chup hue - kis par

Mai - baad mai bata dunga

Nitika - yeh galat hai hum sare kaam karete hai yeh akele kyu

(K dev - keh de madam par

Mai -abe jhut bolene sai kam sai hassi toh band hui )

Arav -bata

Mai chhodo chhota saa kaam tumhare level kaa nahi tha

Nitika - yeh tum galat kar rahe ho

Mohan - nitika wohh tumhara boss hai usska joh man karega woh karega

Mai - nahi sir hum sab phele dost hai baad mai agent

Mohan - ulta bol rahe ho

Arav - chalo mitti dalo enpar abb

Mai- acha sir aur kaya kaam hai

Mohan -wohh gadar mil gaya hai

Mai -kon hai

Mohan - sweeper base kaa

Mai - azzeb hai woh toh ekdum maumali saa tha

Mohan - wohh "black eye " gang ka right hand hai

Mai - sir nahi ho sakata maine sab kuch check kiya yeh nahi ho sakata hai

Mohan - kyu aisa kyu kah rahe ho

Mai - hoo skata hai wohh balck eye gang ka hoo par humare missions ki baate keval aapko pata hoti hai yaa base ke kuuch officers ko

Nitika - mere dad par shak kar rahe ho

Mohan - beti hum asse kam karte ki har kisi ko sak ki nazar dekhana padata hai agar yeh tum abhi tak nahi smajhi toh joker ki memeber hone par tumhe shame hona caahiye

Mai - jaha tak mai samjhata hu sir aap mera eshara samajh gaye

Mohan - par tumhe uss par shak kyu hai

Arav - kon hai woh



Mai- marcus sir kaa senior hai "drugs departement ka " victor ""

Nitika - kaya dad jab apko maine bataya tha trip ke bare mai tab wohh bhi toh confernce mai the matalab thaa

Mohan - haa woh bhi tha

Mai - abb toh pakka wahi hoga 100%

Mohan - toh karana kaya hai

Mai - khatam aur kaya gadar nahi bachete hai raw mai

Mohan -thik hai meeting ke baad karana job bhi karana hai par mujhe proof bhi caahiye

Mai - ok sir mil jayega

Kaafi time baad hum base par land hue phir waha sai meeting ke liye nikale

Mai- sir meeting ke bare mai kucch nahi bataya

Mohan - yeh ek internation level security agency ki meetup meeting hai

Mai - kaya sir etna secret kyu

Mohan - nahi to tum nahi aate aaj sabko pata chalega ki dd urff joker kon hai jisnai utpat macha rakaha hai underwohrld mai aur woh humari agency ka hai

Arav- yeh aap kaya kah rahe hoo sir

Mai - chill kar ab apna koi kuch nahi kar sakata hai aur yeh confidence bus ghamand yaa over confidence nahi

Mohan - that's my boy

Hum phir waha par pauche aur sab apni jagah par beth gaye Kaafi badi party thi

Arav - wah bhai kaya party hai esse meeting kon kehata hai

Mai - bade log choti soch

Nitika nai mere seene par halke sai mara

Mai - are bus majak kar raha huu

Host girl - good evening to all of u my name is jean and i welcome the reputed agencies and there danger agents this evening is organise to make bond between the nations and there agency ..........aage wahi rate hue dialogues

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Jean bol toh english mai rahi par mai uski baato ko hindi mai likhunga aage

Jean - aab mai bulana caahungi RAW HEAD "MR.MOHAN " ko ki aaye aur aapne vichar rakhe ess meeting par

Taaliyo ke saath unnka swagat hua

Phir unnhone aapan bhasan sumnya aur akhir mai

Mohan - mai aaj sabko batane mai kushi mahsus kar raha hu ki dd "THE JOKER " humari RAW ka agent

Yeh baat unnhone jaise bolii waha jaise sanata hoo gaya saabe bade dyaan sai mohan sir ko dekh rahe the

Mohan - aur aaj woh yah maujod hai

Sabki nazare ek saath india ke naam plate wale section ki aur ho gayi
kuch logo ko azeeb saa dar hua aur kuch log gate sai nikal liye

Sabhi janana caahate the ki akhir en sab mai woh shashk akhir hai kon

Mohan - dd yaha aoo

Mai kadha hua aur stage ki taraf bhadnai laga abhi bhi sanata tha waha

Mohan - toh mileye yeh raw ki shaan dd urff the joker

Sab taaliya bajane lage

Jean nai mujhsai haath milaya

Jean - apsai mil kar khusi hui

Mai - mujhe bhi

Phir mera bhi ek lamaba choda bhasan hua jaisa hota hai

Kaafi log mujhsai mile maine apni team ko bhi milawaya aisa lag raha tha shaadi ke function mai aaye the

Sab meeting aur sab khatam hua maine room mai jakar ek need bhi marr li jab utha toh todha sir dard hoo raha tha time dekha 10:30 bej rahe the maine kapde badle aur niche gaya

Mai - excuse me drink section kidhar hai

uss nai ek aur eshara kiya

Mai andar gaya

Waiter - yes sir

Mai- one martini

Waiter - ok sir

Todhi dher baad woh laya

Maine uska ek sip liya

Mai pitte hue - kaya adat dalwa di yaar arav nai

Jean - kaya mai yaha beth sakati huu

Mai- haa kyu nahi

Jean - toh mr dd aap ko martini pasand hai

Mai- nahi bus kisi ke kehane par aaj man kiya try karnai ka

Jean - ohh nice waise lagata nahi ki aap hi wahi hai jisi sab joker ke naam sai jante hai

Mai- apko bhi dekh kar nahi lagata ki CIA ki wahi kaatil agent hai joh aaj hoast bani hai

uss ke haath sai bear mere uper gir gayi

Jean -ohh i am sorry

Mai - its ok

Jean - woh toh bus kabhi kabhi jab moka milata hai aapni kushi ke liye karati hu

Maine aakhir sip piya

Jean - do martini with daiquiri and vodaka

Mai - mera ho gaya

Jean - oh come ek mere saath ho jaye phir kab moka milega pata nahi

Mai - ok

Jean - yeh hui baat

Phir maine aur uss nai baato baato mai pata nahi kab 5 round kar diye

Jean - ok ab mai chalati huu

woh kadhi hui aur ladkada kar mere upper gir gayi

Jean - sorry i am really sorry

Maine apn haath dekha woh uss ki ass par tha

woh uthi

Mai - mai le chata hu aap ko

Jean - thanks phir mai usse pakad kar le jane laga par saala mera shir ghum raha maine shir jahakata

Jean - kaya hua

Mai - kuch nahi jada hoo gayi hai lagata hai

Hum dono uske room sai todhi hi dur par the par mujhe nasha kuch jada hooraha tha pata nahi kaise

Mera pair kisi chij sai takara aur mai jean ke saath gira

Jean - ouuuchhhhh

Hum dono ka face ekdum karib aa gaya tha

uss nai mera face pakada aur kiss shuru kar di phele toh mera man saayad badal jata par ab meri body out of control thi maine bhi uska hoth khicha

Aur phir tezz tezz usse chusnae laga


Maine kiss kaarte karte usse god mai uthaya aur diwal sai chipaka diya aur uss ke hotho ko chhod kar uss ke gale koo chusnae laga

Jean - room mai chalo

Maine usse wase hi lekar usse gate ke pass gaya uss nai card swipe kiya maine ghus kar gate ko pair sai band kiya aur use kiss karte hue usse bed par lita diya aur uss ke kapde ko upper kar ke nikal diya

uss ke ekdum saaf badi badi chuchiyo ko laal bra mai dekh kar mai jaise pagal saa ho raha tha

Mai dono hatho sai uss ki bra pakadi aur faad dii

Jean - yeh kaya kar rahe ho

Maine bina kuch bole uss ke nipple par apni jeeb laga dii

Abb sai jean ke real words



Jean - ohhhhhhhh aaaaahhhhhhh. Siiiiiiiiiiiiii yess suck it yaaaaaaa. Oohhhhhh my god......ddd.d. Yes like suck it like a Mango

Maine uss ki ek chuchi ko muh mai bhar liya aur asse chusnai laga jase abhi dodh nikalana hai

Maine ek haath uss ki legings ke andar daal diya aur uss ki chut ko dabnae laga

Jean - ohhhhhhhhh .............aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh........please do slowely uuuuuummmmmm

Maine ab uss ke dusari chuchi ko chusane laga

Jean -please don't bite its hurting mee

Mai- babe today i give more pain you never imagine

Jean - than doo something i am comingg ............ohhhhhhhhh yaaaa itss cc.....ooooo....m....

Itna bolate hi wohh jhad gayi

Mai uss sai alag hua aur apne kapade utar diye

Jean - oohhhhhhh myy god you wanted this to put inside me please joker give it to me

Mai- yaa killer lady i think you never forgot this

Maine usske upar aa gaya

Jean - please doo slow its too big

Maine usse kiss kiya aur apana lund uss ki chut par set kiya aur haath piche bed par rakh diya

Jean- ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh. ...............god help...........please slow down

Mai uski garadan ko chatne laga aur dhaka mara tezz wala

wohh eetne tezz chillayi ki mere toh sir chakara gaya uss nai aapne bade nakhun meri peth mai gussa diye jis sai khoon aane laga

Maine todha dhaka dena shuru kiya

Jean - yaaa Uuuuuhhhhhhffffff like doo slowley

Maine dherre dheere speed bhadhani shuru kii aur todi hi time mai full speed mai usse chodanai laga

Uuske boobs aur nipples uper niche ho rahe the

Mai jhat sai uss ki chuchi ko pakada aur dakhe marate hue uss ke nipples jor jor chusanae laga

Jean- yes yes fuck me fuckme harder yeesaa fast fast deepper oohhhhhhhh aaaaaahahahhahahha....................ohhh daady. ............come my joker goo more deep

Maine ek uss ki taang uthayi aur aur apne khande par rakh liya aur lambe lambe dhake laganae laga

wohh apana sir edhar udhar karnai lagii

Jean -oaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh i am coming m................uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhh fast .......
mmmmmm.........

Aur wohh ek baar aur jhad gayi par mera josh kahatam hoke kaa naam hi nahi lee raha tha

Maine apna lund bahar nikala toh pura laal hoo chuka tha khoon sai

Maine usse saaf kiya bedsheet sai aur

Mai neeche late gaya aur usse apne upper lee liya aur piche sai uss ki chut mai daal diya

Jean - stop it aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh ...............

Mai dekhe ke dhake tezz kar diye karib 1 minute woh phir sai maja lene lagi aur siskariya leene lagii

uss ke pair kaap rahe the maine usse apnai upar khich liyaa aur aur kiss karate hue dahke marnae laga

10 minute baad woh phir jahdnai wali thi uss ke pair tezzi sai vibrate hone

Mera bhi aane wala tha maine dhake aur tezz kar diye

Aur kuch hi der mai hum dono saath mai hi jhad gaye

Hum dono ki saase bhaut tezz thi aur hum paisne mai bhig chuke the ac hone ke baawzood joh jaise common line ho kahi kin

wohh mere upar sai hati aur side mai late gayi

Hum esmai etna khoo gaye ki pata nahi chala ki kab ek gahta bit gaya tha abb ess nasha mane yaa jism ki garmi

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Jean - jaisa tumhare bare mai suna tha tum usse bhi aage ho rukane kaa naam hi nahi le rahe the

Mai- kyu maja nahi aaya

Jean- aaya par tumnai meri puri body hila kar rakh di

Maine usse apni taraf guhamaya aur ek kiss di

Jean - mai fresh hokar aati huu

woh jaane lagi

Mai bhi uss ke piche chal pada woh toda ajjeb saa chal rahai thi

Mai bhi uss ke saath nahaya aur aakar let gaya

Jab naha ke aaya nujhe jaise jhatka saa laga mera dimag vapas hila jaise koi short circuit hua ho

Mai (man mai ) - meri samjah mai nahi aa raha mujhe nasha chadha kaise aur yeh etnai jaldi kaise ho gaya

Kdev - ahhh majaaa gya aaj toh

Mai - saale kahi yeh teri vajaah sai toh nahi hua

Kdev -tunne hi toh kaha tha joh karana hai kar le aur jada natak mat kar tab toh bade maje sai come baby kar raha tha mane toh bus tere nasha kahatam nahi hone diya baaki teri matlab humari mohani shakti jindabad hai

Mai- saale aakhir mai tune karli apne man ki

Kdev- abhi kaha

Mai- kaya bak raha ab kaya caahiye tujhe

Kdev - chal soo jaa abb woh dekh woh soo gayi

Mai aaj ke enn sabke bare sochata hua so gaya yeh K nai kaya karwaa diya sala aisa nahi ki job ke time kisi mission mai mera yeh phela sex ho par woh sab kaam kaa hisa thaa yeh nahi
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UPDATE 69

Mai - kaya matlab ab koi musibat bhi ayegi kaya

Veer - ha bhai jaha tak mujhe pata hai jab bhi kisi nayi shakiti ka eejad hota hai toh uss ke viprit buri shaktiya bhi aaati hai

Aur tumhari shakityaa bhaut purani lagati hai

Mai- acha bhai yeh kon hai

Veer - meri biwi hai

Mai- dono hai

Veer - aur bhi hai

Mai- acha kitani

Veer - kyu bhai tum aapni waaliyo sai pichaa chhudana chaate ho kaya

Sanju - kaya mataalb

Mai- kuch nahi aase hi

Veer - dekhh bhai joh tu soch raha hai aur tere dimag ki saari uthal puthal ko maine padha hai toh bata du yeh sanju meri sagi bhen hai

Hum teeno - kaya

Verr -haa bhai kyu kaya hua

Mai - bh......en....eenn* tumhari*

Sanju- jab duniya bani thi to sirf ek mard aurat the ham sab unn ke aulad hai ham sab me koon ka rista hai sab ek dusre ke bhai bahan hai to kya woh shadi nahi karte pyar nahi karte ye sab to insano ki banayi hui ha

Mai- kaya bheudha* baatt karte ho aap log kuch tarike hote hai samaj mai aur kuch maryada bhi

Preet - aacha toh kaya tum samaj ka niymoo ka palan kar rahe ho enn dono ko saath payaar kar ke

Janu- ess sai aapka koi matalab nahi hai

Mai- aap dono ladana mat shuru kar dena

Mai- acha bhai etnai saari biwiya kaise sambhalate ho

woh mere kaan mai- mat puch bahi meri toh lagi padi hai

Preet - yeh kaya khusar pusar ho rahi hai

Sanju -humari burayi

Veer - are baba mai aur tumhari burayi kabhi nahi

tabhi

Sona - ab hume yaha sai chalna hoga

Mai- haa bhai yaha kaafi late ho gaya hai waha sab hume dhudh rahe honge

Veer - thik hai bahi aapni shaktiyoo ka istemaal sahi sai karana shikho

Mai- ok bhai thik hai

Phir sab sai alwida le kar vaha sai mall mai aya aur janu sona ko car sai ghar bheja aur andar gaya

(Veer and its realted parts end its never comes again its just special apperance to in courage dev to find its reality of powers* )

waha pahucha toh waha mere ghar wale bahut pareshan the pata nahi kyu koi waha sai gaye nahi

Jaise hi maa ki nazar mujhe par padi

Maa bhagete hue mere gaale lag agyi aur ronne lagi

Mai- maa maa maa kaya hua aap roo kyu rahi hoo

Maa rote hue - beta kaha chala gaya tha meri jaan phir sai nikal di tune

Maa ki aawaj mai etna dard tha ki mere dimag ka har ek hisa hil gaya

Mai- chup hoo jao maa phele aap yaha sai chalo sab batata hu

Hum sab ghar laut aaye aur sab ke sab nai mujhe gher liya

Mai- baat kaya hai

Ritu aur saloni didi mujhe sai chipak gayi

Mai- ab tumhe kaya hua hai

woh chup thi

Mai- bolo bhi sahi

Ritu - aap aisa kyu karate hoo baar baar pichali baar kaa gum kam tha ki aab phir sai

Mai- are meri behna mai kahi nahi gaya tha

Saloni didi ke aakho sai bus aashu nikal rahe the

Mai- please didi aap ronna band kar doo naa

B chachi - beta aase bhi koi jaata hai bata kar jaate pata hai sab ke sab pichale 7 ghante sai bus roye jaa rhai hai

Mai(man mai ) - kitna ghatiya hai tuh dekhh kitana payaar karate hai sab tujhesai aur tuh samajhata hai bus apna apana sochati hai sab sach mai dhikaar hai tere par

Dad - bata bhi de kaha gaya tha

Mai- dad woh ek kaam pad gaa tha bus

Maa - beta yeh sab chhod de naa kyu karata hai yeh saab

Mai- kaya bol raahi hoo aap

Dad - khoon sai saane hai terd kapade aur shakal dekh

Ohh sit jaldi ke chakar mai asse hi yaha aa gaya unn dono nei bhi nahi baatya

Mai- maa woh bus todhi si chhot hai

Riccha - ess todhi si kahete hoo yeh toh bhaut jada hai

Mai- abhi badal deta huu*

Hatoo didi ritu

Ritu - are bhai didi toh aapki baho mai hi soo gayi

Maa - uth saloni uth

Mai- dheere sai shiiiiiii......chupraho maa sone do aap log bhi jaakar aaram karo baad mai baat karata hu aaur enko leta deta hu

Mai didi ko god mai utha kar unke room mai gaya

Aur unhe* bed par leta diya* aur jaise hi piche hata mera locket unn ke baalo mai fas gaya

Maine dheere sai nikala aur jaane laga tha ki didi nai mera haath pakad liya

Mai muda - soorry didi aapki need khul gayi woh locket fas gaya tha

Saloni - bhai aaj yahi ruk jaa naa

Mai- par didi woh

Saloni- kaya aab apni behan ke liye etna nahi kar sakata hai

Mai- kaisi baate karati hoo mai kapade badal kar aata hu

Mai muda unn hone phir mera haath khicha

Mai- aab kaya hua

Saloni-agar tuh waha gaya toh woh dono tujhe aane nahi degi

Mai- toh phir

Saloni - shirt utar kar yahi let jaa

Mai - ruko yeh loo maine shirt utar di

Aur gate band kar kar ke unke side mai let gaya* thoda dur

Saloni- kyu bhai mujhesai naraj ho kaya

Mai- didi hua kaya hai aaj asse kyu baat kar rahe ho aur chhotu aur dev ki jagah bhai

Saloni - kaya karu tuh ab mujhsai bhi bada joh lagata hai

Mai- kaha didi yeh toh bus mama ke injection ka kamal warana mai kab ka ma.........

Unn honne mere muh par haath rakh diya

Saloni- aaj ke baad aisa mat bolana aur rahi baat bade honne ki woh too ho gaya hai Chhota bhai aase hi apni bhen ke bathroom mai nahi aata

Mere kaan aur g### sai duuwa nikal gaya

Saloni- kyu bol ab

Mai- woh didi galti sai ho gaya tha

Saloni- acha to galati sai* sabke bathroom mai jata tha

Mai- are nahi woh to aap room tha* toh gaya

Abe kaya bol diya

Saloni- oh my* god tuh jaan bhuj kar aya tha

Mai beth ke

Mai- are nahi galti sai nikal gaya

Saloni- aur koi galti toh nahi karani

Mai- didi please uss sab ko chhodo naah

Saloni - acha chal soo ja

Mai- acha thik hai are pakad kyu rahi ho

Saloni-ekdum chhup aur soo jaa

Mai- phele aap chipakoo mat

Saloni- kyu

Mai- shirt nahi pheni hai

Saloni -chal haat jada saharma mat

Mai- mai kaha saharama rha hu aap bhi naa

Saloni- acha yeh* bata kaha gaya tha

Mai- abhi sone ko bola naa phir sawal kyu

Saloni didi nai mere seene par nocha

Mai- aaahhhh kaya karati hoo dukhta hai

Saloni - bata kaha gaya tha aur yeh blood kaisa

Mai- time aane par sab bata dunga

Saloni- tujhe meri kasam

Mai vapas uth kar beth gaya- kaya majak hai didi yeh kasam jaruri thi mai jaa rha hu yaha sai

Mai uth kar jaane laga

Unn hone piche sai pakad liya

Saloni- bhai sorry bus janana cahati thi

Mai - pehale aap yeh bhai mat bolo dev thik hai

Saloni- ok dev

Mai- kyu janana cahati hoo jis sai dhukh ho aapko

Saloni - joo bhi ho mujhe sunana hai

Mai- bolo kaya janana cahati ho

Saloni- sab kuch joh bhi tunne mujhe sai chupaya hai

Mai- chalo bed par betho batata hue sab kuch

woh beth gayi

Mai- aapki goad mai shir rakh lo

Saloni - phele phucha hai kabhi

Mai unn ki goad mai shur rakh kar let gaya

Mai - baat tab ki hai jab mai 8 th mai tha

Saloni- usse sai phele

Mai - uss sai phele mai aap sai kuch nahi chupata tha

Saloni- chal bata asse kaya hua ki tuh mujhsai chupanae laga

Mai- didi aase hi baat kiya karo

wohh hasani lagi
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Mai - haa toh baat jab ki hai mai class mai betha aapko toh pata hai ki mai kabhi jada ghumata toh nahi bus padnai par focus rakhata tha

Saloni - haa wohh toh hai

Mai- haa uss din akash aaya bola

Akash - bhai aaj Raja ki prince ki acchi dhulayi hui hai

Mai- kaya hus bhai kisnai mara esse

Raja - badala le kar rahunga bhai acha nahi kiya

Mai- bhai bta toh kis nai kiya hai bachega nahi

Saloni - yeh tunne bola

Mai- aur kaya padayi apni jagah dosti apni jagah

Raja - abe yaar etnai si baat ke liye koi marata hai kya

Mai- kiya kaya hai bosidike bus bak bak kar raha hai
Akash - abe wohh komal hai naa (class 9tha section B)

Mai- kon komal bhai

Akash - ess saal hi aayi tuh class sai nikla kar tabhi toh pata chalega naa

Mai- abe kaam ki baat kar

Akash - ess nai usse propose kiya

Mai- saale tujh sai kaha hai yeh ladkiya marwayegi tujhe

Raja - abe uss nai mana kar diya toh mai jaa rha tha par uss ke bhai aur dosto nai mara

Chatakk

Akash - mara kyu

Mai - bosidi ke yeh pit raha tha aur tuh dekh raha tha

Chhhataaak

Mai- abe mujhe kyu

Akash - yeh pit raha tha aur tuh padh raha tha

Raja - ab tum lado mai jaa raha hu

Mai- ruk be chhuti mai batana usse dekhenge

Raja - saale uss nai school mai mara mujhe

Mai- abe gandu teachers mujhe acha samjahte hai ess liye mai sare kaam bhar karata hu

Chaaataak

Mai- kaya didi kyu marati

Saloni - eetni gaali deta hai

Mai- ab sb khuch batana hai bata raha hu

Saloni - tabhi mai kahu koi etna sidha kaise ho sakata hai class top games top fitness top ess umar mai

Mai- rock ka fan joh hu aur paise ki kami bhi nahi hai

Saloni - aage

Mai - saali

Chaaakata

Mai- ab kyu

Saloni - bhen ko gaali

Mai- raja nai bola tha

Saloni - ohh sorry continue

Raja - saali ko chhodunga nahi taappad mara tha

Mai- cool cool sab ko dekhenge chhuti mai

Saloni - yeh apni komal Jiske liye tuh mara jaa hai

Mai - haa didi aise bich mai mat bolo sab confuse ho jaayenge

Saloni - kon sab

Mai - kon nahi aap suno

Hum sab nai class ki aur chhuti mai

Raja - kyu chale bhai

Mai- ha bata kon hai saala

Akash - yeh toh saala bana raha hai yeh kaya ladega

Mai- abe saale gaali hai

Akash - naa bhai mai tera saala naa hu

Didi tezz sai hasnai lagai

Saloni- waah ussko kaya pata yehi sach hoga

Mai- didi

Saloni - ohhh sorry continue

Raja - tum dono ko majak laga rha hai

Mai- phele dhikha kha hai woh woh dekh jaa raha hai caar sai

Mai- abe chutiye wohh toh car sai hai

Raja- bhai ab yeh tuh dekh

Mai- chalo bike utha aur oye oye pankaj chal jara saath

Pankaj - kaha bhai

Mai- kiski ki marani hai

Saloni - yeh gandi gandi baate mat bata

Mai- soory woh flow mai tha toh dyaan nahi diya kisi ke pass hai

Salonii - uuuuhhhh ( soch ke ) chal chhod jaise sunana hai sunna

Pankaj - - acha chal tuh mai baaki ko lekar aata hu

Akash - abe tuh ennhe jaise janata hai

Mai- baad mai betho jaldi

Hum teeno nikal pade uss car ke piche

Mai- aage lekar jaa aage

Raja nai bike aage jaakar laga di

In car

Sam - kaya huaa

Driver - sir saamne

Sam- yeh saala yaha bachega nahi

Sam(phone kiya ) - haa raajiv jadi sabko lekar pahuch

Rajiv - aaya bhai ......chaloo be panga ho gaya

Mai- ab uterega ya nahi

Hum teeno utar gaye

Raja - ab nikal bahar ab batata hu kon hu mai

Sam bahar nikala -kaya be kyu bak bak kar rha hai mar bhul gaya kaya

Mai- oyee akele maar kar jada udd raha hai

Sam - aacha toh tuh bhi ladana janata hai kaya maine socha tuh padanae wala bhondu hai

piche sai

Rajiv kayi ladko ke saath waha aaya

Rajiv - kaya hua bhai

Sam - yeh dekh yahi hai

Rajiv - abe dev tuh yaha

Mai - haa esscnai mere dost raja ko mara

Sam - abe tum dono ek dusare ko jaante hoo kaya

Rajiv - haa janata hu

Raja - abe kaya baate karnai aaye hai marro

Rajiv - bhai dev tuh hat jaa

Mai- tuh yeh kar sakata hai

Rajiv - nahi

Mai- maro be

Fir shurru hue indian street fight laat ghusse aur gaali

Maine sam ka shir pakada aur car ke bonet mai mara

piche sai ek nai pakad liya mujhe

Tabhi pankaj bahagata hua aaya ladko ke saath ab barabri ki takar thi sab ek ek sai lad sakete the

Raja rajiv sai

Akash ek ki taang pakad ke gira kar marane laga ki do log raja ki dhulayi karnai lage ki humare saath ke ladko nai usse bacha kar marpit shuru ki

Sam ne laat mere muh mar mari

Mai piche gira

Mai- oye teri

Mai uth kar gaya aur sam ke muh par ghussa mara

Sam - aaaaaahhhhhh maaaaaaaaaa

Maine uska shir pakada aur phir sai bonnet mai marnai wala tha ki car ka pichala darwaja khula

Mere haatho sai sam chhut gaya

Raja bhagata hua aaya aur uske baal pakad liye

Komal - mummy aahh chhodo mujhe

Mai aage gaya raja nai hath uthaya mai uska hath pakad liya

Raja - kaya hua be

Mai- maine usse gale laga liya

Raja - abe yeh kaya kar rha hai

Mai- saach mai bhai tuh hi mera sacha dost hai oyee ruko be sab ladayi kahatam

Sab ruk gaye

Akash - abe kaya hua abhi toh maja aa raha hai

Mai- ha bhai aab hi toh maja aayega chalo

Sam - saale ruk jaa tuh bachega nahi

Maine komal ki tara dekha - dekhiye naa komal ji mai band karwa raha hu aur yeh maan nahi raha

Komal sam ke pass gayi - chhodo naa bhai dekho yeh bhi ladana nahi caahate maine phele hi kaha tha marpit mat karana

Mai- oye raja chal apni bhabhi oh sorry komal sai maafi maang

Saloni - bhabhi

Mai- phit toka chhup chaap suna

Raja - pagal ho gaya hai kaya

Mai uske pass jakar

Kaan mai - bhai mere liye maan le naa

Sam - kaya hoo kaya rha hai

Raja - sorry komal sorry sam

Maine sam ko uthaya

Mai - sorry bhai mujhe pata nahi ess nai galti kar dii

Sam - kaya bol raha hai

Komal- ab sorry kaha naa chalo
and thanks for help mujhe yeh sab ladayi pasand nahi hai uss nai haath badaya

Mai haath pakada -it's my pleasure

wohh dono chale gaye

Pankaj - bhai enn sabka kaya ab

Rajiv - yaar sab bula kar laaye aur ladayi kahatam

Raja - bhai aaj bata bhi de teri baat sab manate hai kyu

Ek ladka - kyuki yeh hamesha sabke kaam aata hai

Dusra - aur haa school joh esska hai

Mai- chup kar naa deepak

Raja - kaya aabe tune bataya nahi

Mai- eesi liye mujhe dost chaiyevaur bata kar kon saa cm ban gaya

Mai - bhai log aaj tum saab meri taraf sai party abe rajiv kaha jaa rha hai tum sab bhi chalo

Rajiv - hum bhi

Mai - chalo jada soch mat

Mai phir unn ko lekar ek restro mai gaye

Aur khub kahaya piya

Saloni - ek minute toh ess mai khupane waala kaya tha

Mai- sunno toh shi

Phir mai ghar aaya aur raat ko jab room mai gaya toh waha pari bethi thi

Pari - bhai etni late kaha the

Mai- yahi tha chaat par tha

Saloni - yeh sab kaya bata rha hai

Mai- acha meri maa sunno

Phir raat ko mere sapne mai komal aayi mai toh phele hi* nazar mai usse dil de chuka tha par sapne ke chaakkar mai* khuch gaalat diya

Saloni- kaya kiya tunne

Mai- wohhhh wohhh nahi baata sakata par aapki ki kasam

Saloni- bata mujhe ajeeb lag rha hai

Mai- mai tumsai bahut payaar karta hu i love you

Pata nahi yeh sun kar saloni didi jaise kush hoo gayi

Mai- aaur yeh bol kar maine pari ko kiss kar diya sapne mai

Saloni- what yeh sab tunme joh bola wohh story mai taha

Mai- haa
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