UPDATE 165
Saloni - kaya hai yeh talwaar aakhir
Usnai usko saaf kiya toh uska gala hua hisa vapas sai banana chalu ho gaya
Saloni uth aur ek chamkati hui bottle sai kuch nikal ke kapde pe dala aur uss sai saaf kiya toh uska pakane wale hise kaa heera chamakane laga
Saloni usko dhyaan sai dekhati hai - yeh toh kaafi beshkimati heera lag rha kaya yeh ess talwaar ko asia ganda rkah ke kuch chhupana cahata hai aur pehali baar aise mahshaitaan nai kisi ko bheja aise madad karne ko
Aur aise hi samaye bit jata hai aur
Udhar jab meri need khuli yaa kahu meri behosi tuti toh pata chala ki mai kisi makhmali bister par soya tha
Ahh haa kaya hi aram mil raha tha mujhe
Maine aas pass dekha koi nahi tha mai uth ke samane kaa parda hata ke dekha toh waha woh ladaki saloni leti hui kuch dekh rahi kitab jaisa aur side mai kuch bhaut tezz chamak raha tha kaya hai
Mai - yeh kaya chamak raha hai
Saloni ghum ke uth ke - aree aap jaag gaye yeh toh aapki hi talwar hai joh kaafi gandi thi wahi saaf kar diya eska heera bahut anmol hai
Maine jakar usko pakada toh mere andar jaise bijali daud gayi mai piche jakar gira
Saloni bahgati hui mere pass aayi
Saloni - aap thik toh hai naa
Mai - haa par yeh kon si talwar rakh di hai tumnai etna jor kaa jahtaka mara mujhe esnai
Saloni - maine koi talwar nahi rakhi yehi wahi waali hai joh aap laaye saath
Mai - par rasate mai ek ladake ke aage kiya woh mujhe jaan wagera kuch bol rahi thi woh toh ek aage aati hi mar gayi
Saloni mere sai dur hat ke - aisa kaise ho sakata hai ek chudail aise kaise mar sakati hai
Mai jhatt sai kahada ho gaya - kaya woh chudail thi phir mere ko apni jaan kyu bol rahi thi woh
Saloni mujhe upper sai niche dekhati hai
Mai - aisa kaya dekh rahi ho maine kaya galat kaha
Saloni - kuch nahi tum nahi janate kaya ki woh tumhe rijhane ki khosis kar rahi thi taaki tum uske saath woh sab karo aur woh tumhari ruh khich le
Mai - woh sab matalb kaya sab thoda khul ke bataiye
Saloni - mahashaitaan ke saath reh ke woh sab kaa matlab nahi janate kaya
Maine thoda socha aisa kaya woh sab ek toh mai enn jadugaro ki tarah padha likha toh hu nahi bus joh muh mai ata bak deta hu par kabhi kabhi mera dimag etna tezz chalata jaise sab kuch janata hu mai yeh sala woh sab kaya hota joh yeh saloni bata nahi rahi mujhe
Maine ek kapde sai apni talwaar uthayi kyuki jab gandi thi toh sayad maine usse chua nahi thaa mitti ki parat ki wajagh sai aur phir potali uthayi aur waha sai jata hua bolata gaya
Mai - Nasib acha hua toh kabhi naa milenge
Saloni ke tabhi saath ke waha kuch log aaye andar mere jaate hi
Pari - yeh kon tha joh dubra naa milane kaa bol ke gaya
Saloni - kaya pata yaar mujhe mahashaitaan nai bheja thaa
Neha - yaar ess mahashaitaan nai abb lagata yaha har jagah kabza kar rakha hai pata nahi kab koi ess sai chutkara dilayega
Shikha - waise khaas mere sapno kaa rajkumar hi usko maar toh maza aayega
Saloni - maar toh naa paayega mahashaitaan ko koi par kaya pata hara ke bandi bana de toh kuch ho jaaye
Shikha - waise yeh joh abhi gaya kahi tera rajkumar yeh toh naa ban gaya naa bada saja waza ke bheja hai
Saloni - kaya pata woh aise hi aaya ho
Pari - chal kuch bhi mat keh tere yaha ke kapdo aur bister ki khusboo mai janati hu
Saloni - aee kaya kuch bhi bol rahi kapde pehaye bus aur thoda aram kiya bus falatu ki baate mat kar ek baat sun woh joh abhi gaya naa usnai woh sunigufa ki chudail ko maar diya hai
Neha - kaya bakwas kar rahi hai wahi pe thodi dur chaar logo ko bhi koi maar ke gaya unke body ke chhote chhote tukade mile waha
Saloni - woh sayad essi kaa kaam hoga haath bhi kata thaa wahi maine thik kiyaa
Pari - upper wale ka shukar hai ki mahshaitaan ke madad ke badale mai woh humare rajaya ko kuch naa kehate hai par tuh kab tak apne pitaji sai lad ke yaha rehegi tuh yaha ki rajkumari hai
Saloni uske muh ko pakad ke - chhup kar pagal kahi ki bola hai naa yeh baat kabhi kisi sai naa kehana
Shikha - chal chal abb chal rahi kaya pass waale bagiche mai
Saloni - haa thik hai chalo chalo aur pari tuh muh band rakha kar apana
Edhar maine socha kaam ho gaya aram ho gaya thoda yaha ghum liya jaaye
Mai bhi waha ke bazar mai ghus gaya maine samane dekha kuch siphai waha ghum rahe the kuch nahi kaafi jaise kisi ko dudh rahe the
Uske piche sayad unka raja aa raha thaa
Sanik uske paas jata hua - maharaj woh toh yaha nahi hai
Maharaj - dudho kaise bhi karke meri beti ko woh yehi dikhi thi bataya kuch logo nai mujhe
Waise mai bhi saloni sai yehi mila thaa par azeeb hai ki yaha abb mujhe koi pehchan nahi raha kaya kapdo mai etnai takat hai ki woh pehchan badal de
Maine pass ki dukan pe ke ek jagah apni potali rakhi
Mai - jara kuch dena kahane ko
Woh kuch laya mere pass
Mai - yaha yeh sab kaise hangama macha hua hai
Dukandaar - are naye ho kaya yaha
Mai - haa tabhi toh puch raha hu naa
Dukandaar - yeh humare raja hai apni beti ko doodh rahi par acha hai naa mile enhe toh yeh mahashaitaan ke aage jhukana nahi chate par humari rajkumari uski madad karke sabko shuki aur bacha ke rakhati hai
Mai - acha toh woh yehi kyu doodh rahe ho
Dukandaar - are ek kaatil aya tha aaj mahashaitaan kaa ekdum ghatiya saa lag rah thaa ganda khoon me mehakata hua uska hi kuch kaam hoga joh rajkumari nai kiya hoga ess liye raja ko pata chala ki yehi dikhi woh uske saath
Mai - par ek baat batao mahashaitaan kon saa tum logo ko maar rha hai
Dukandaar - are bhai katil toh katil hi rahega naa aaj nahi kal kisi naa kisi ko maar dega ab aap hi batao kisi ko maar dena kon saa acha kaam hai
Mai - paise ache milate honge naa dher saari sone ki muhare sikke sab
Dukandaar - abb aap hi ko le lo baato baato mai 1 sone ke sike jitana kaah liya toh kaya aapka kaya sikka khoon mai thodi dooba hai
Mai - kon jaane kiska sikka kaisa hai hum bus baate kar sakate hai bus
