Update 96
Main baitha tha, Rekha Bhabhi baithi thi, Simran Chachi baithi thi, samne pura purchase department ka staff khada tha,
Main - soch liya tum logon ne, kuch bolna hai ya nhi, agar nhi to main shuru hota hu,
Itne mein door pe knock howa, ek paas khade staff ne door khola, teen police wale the ek aadmi ko leke under aaye,
Main - tum jante ho na isko, last month retire howa tha, Mr Arvind Saxena, ghar se maine utha hai inko, tu purchase dept ka head tha na, tune jinta bhi commission khaya, woh nikala hai total 13,45,320 rupee, breakup chahiye, woh bhi dunga, date wise bhi dunga, ab bolo aaj paise dega ya nhi,
Arvind - itne paise aaj kaise dunga, mere paas nhi hai,
Main - very good, police wale bhaiya, aap isko wapis ghar lejao, waha se FDs uthao, ICICI Bank jao, yeh jo amount bola hai, isse leke chhod dena, natak kare to pant khol ke wahin sarkari belt se, iski gand ki chamdi......
Simran chillai,
Simran - Deependra, behave, yaha ladies baithi hai, mind your language, sharm nhi aati,
Main - sorry Chachi, waise ICICI Bank main tere FDs hain 27 lakh, mere ko nhi lagta tere ko koi problem hogi,
Police wale ne uske kandhe pe hath rakha
Police - are nhi Deependra bhai, SP Sahib ne bola hai, aaj aapke saare case khatam karenge, isko hum le jate hain, aur aapke paise leke aate hain,
Woh chale gaye,
Main - ab tum employees ka total commission aur chori nikal raha hai, 11,34,788 yeh amount tum sab ka hai, yeh raha break up, with name and amount, dena hai aaj, Chachi samne baithi hai, bolne degi nhi, baki tum khud samjhdar ho, hai na, jo aaj paise dega, woh thek, nhi to wohi hoga jail main, jo Chachi gussa kar rahi thi, kush, ab tum log jao,
Woh sab list leke chale gaye, ab bacha Hotel Manager,
Main - tu sun le hero, chori chori hoti hai, ya paise ki ho ya daru ki, ab agar tere ghar main party hai, to tu baap to nhi lagta humara, jo hum hotel ke stock se, tere ko mehngi mehngi imported sharab free main den, hai na, yeh hai tera balance, 2,11,350 bas, thek hai, accounts main jama karke, Rekha ji ko unki receipt de dena aaj shyam se phele, nhi to, aage bol nhi sakta, Chachi baithi hai, tu bhi samjhdaar hai, chal shuru hoja kaam pe,
Sab chale gaye, main chup baitha raha,
Rekha Bhabhi - Didi, yeh itni details main Deependra ji ne kaise kiya, mere ko samjhao na,
Chachi ne mere ko dekha aur boli,
Chachi - yeh sab apne level ke upar ki baatein hai, bas yehi kafi hai, Rekha tum ne woh travel agency se tie-up karna hai aaj,
Rekha Bhabhi khadi hogyi, aur boli,
Rekha Bhabhi - jee, main isme itni shocked hogyi ki woh bhul hi gayi, abhi jaati hu,
Jab hum akele the tab Simran chai pine lagi, aur mere ko dekh kar muskarane lagi,
Main - bol na,
Simran - mere partner ke sath, kaisi gyi raat,
Main - partner?
Simran - hmmm, hotel main partner aur woh jo mere gand chategi, gori, chikni, fir maje liye raat ko,
Main - hmmm, do baar, aage peeche,
Simran - pagal hai kya, woh kaise legi peeche se,
Main - let ke,
Simran - oh my god, Deependra usko please mat kara kar peeche se,
Main - khud bolti hai, lesbian thi na, tab sab vegitables leye howe hain usne, aap worry mat karo,
Simran - fir bhi, dubara mat karna, kitni sweet hai na, gori chikni, hai,
Main - waise jab chodta hu Shefali record karti hai, kal yeh bhi kar rahi thi,
Simran muskarane lagi,
Simran - mere ko dikhane ke liye, tabhi to main apne gand dungi usko chatne ko,
Main - acha yeh deal thi,
Simran - hmmm, aapse kuch nhi chupati main,
Main - tere maje hai, chal darling ab chalu main, in sab bhen ke lodon ka aaj hisab ho jana chahiye, nhi to maa chod dunga main,
Simran - bilkul, apne business se koi chori kare, aap pakka maa chodna uski,
Main - chal ghar pe milte hain,
Simran - love you, mere husband, darling,
Main
Main - husband kaha se, maang to bhar nhi sakta teri,
Simran - mummy manti hai, main bhi manti hu,
Main - hmmm,
Lunch ke baad Vanita ka phone aaya,
Vanita - Deepika, aapki wife ne bola, baat karni hai,
Main - number de, yaha kisi se smartphone leke baat karta hu,
Vanita - ek baat samjh nhi ayi, itna paisa hai, itne ameer ho, ek smartphone kyu nhi lete,
Main - jab aaunga na, tere sath sone, tab bataunga,
Vanita - waise kal ke liye thanks, Neeta ko do baar karke bhi, aapne mere ko pela, thanks, kitne baj gaye the apne ko sote time,
Main - 4.30 neend baki hai, tere thuk pasand hai bhen ki lodi, aur tu aaj kal attitude nhi dikhati,
Vanita - aurat hu tere, haq hai mera, tere ko nakhre nhi dikhaungi to kisko dikhau, waise bhi, aaj jo bhi hum hain, humari ijjat, aapki wajah se hai, Head of Dept hu, Hospital mein, 100 ka staff hai mere neeche, drivers including, koi bina reason ke, hello nhi bol sakta,
Main - malum hai saali, tu bhut gusse wali hai,
Vanita - kisiko nhi chhodti Hospital mein, sab darte hain, board of directors bhi, galat baat bardasht nhi karti, sab jante hain,
Main - to mere ko kyu bata rahi hai, bhen ki lodi, randi, chup hoja, raat ko maa beti sone nhi dete, ab yaha dimag mat kha, Deepika ka number de, bechwari se baat karu,
Vanita - mere baat sunlo phele,
Main - bhen ki lodi, fir attitude ?
Vanita - haq hai mera, aurat hu teri, tera bistar garam karti hu, tere neeche nangi let ke chutwati hu, tere ko apni tango se jakad ke, main bolungi jo jee karega, tu kya kar lega,
Main - haa, bol,
Vanita - haa, to main keh rahi thi, tu hai sab kuch humare parivar ka, main apni saari properties aur bank accounts tere sath joint karna chahti hu,
Main - main bhag gaya sab leke to,
Vanita hasne lagi,
Vanita - tu nhi bhagega, tu pyar karta hai mere se,
Main - acha, yeh chutiya idea, kisne diya tere ko rand,
Vinita - dekh, tune sirf isliye dono ko mara kyuki unhone bola ki nangi karnege mereko, aur kya proof chahiye,
Main - mat karna bharosa, bhag jaunga, pakka,
Vanita - haa bhag jana, kush, mere ko chodne to ayega na, aurat hu tere, tu hi chodega,
Main - haa,
Vanita fir hasne lagi, mere ko bhi hasi aagyi,
Deepika - hi, aap kaise ho,
Main - thek mere jaan,
Woh chup hogyi, koi aawaz nhi aayi, maine phone ko dekha, chalu tha,
Main - hello, Deepika, can you hear me,
Deepika - haa, aansu rukte hi nhi, tere aawaz sunke, bhut rona aata hai, miss karti hu bhut,
Main - baby chup hoja, jaan mere, ab to biwi mana hai,
Deepika - passport main naam chahiye tera, mere husband ka column khali hai, mere friend ka husband Indian embassy main hai, usne bola ki signature aur aadhar card ki copy chahiye,
Main - abhi bhejta hu, to ro mat,
Deepika - tu uski chinta mat kar, tere aawaz sunke rona aata hai, aadat hogyi hai ab to,
Main - ro mat na, please,
Deepika - Neeta ko bolna, mera SBI wala account tere se joint karna hai,
Main - tu bol dena, main ready hu,
Deepika - mummy Neeta aur maine decide kiya hai ki humari properties aur bank account, mummy ke sath joint karne hai, woh kush hojayegi,
Main - yaar kya jarurat hai, passport aur tera bank account samjh mein aata hai, sab main kyu,
Deepika - please maan jao na, aap hi sab kuch ho humare, mummy pyar karti hai aapse, aur kon hai humara,
Main - thek hai, jo tu bole,
Deepika - aur mummy aur Neeta ko nayi BMW dilwa do, ab sab rent mil raha hai, bhut paise aa raha hai,
Main - thek hai, konsa model,
Deepika - shyad 7- series top model,
Main - jyada nhi hojayegi 5-series le leo,
Deepika - itna rent aa raha hai, Neeta kamati hai, Mummy kamati hai, main kama rahi hu, dollars main, hum kya karenge paise ka, batao,
Main - thek hai, ab rakhu,
Deepika - video call karlo,
Main - kyu, pati ko dekhna hai ?
Deepika - hmmm, aap apni biwi ko nangi nhi dekha chahate kya,
Main - hmmm, dikha,
Woh full nude thi, apne room main, har taraf phone ghuma ke body dikhayi, chut pe close up, boobs pe close up,
Deepika - acha ab batao, is number pe call karlu main aapko,
Main - nhi re, mere security guard ka phone hai,
Deepika - mummy bhi keh rahi thi, ek smartphone kyu nhi lete aap, main bolu Neeta ko latest iPhone gift karne ko,
Main - nhi, nhi, acha main ek leke, office main rakh dunga, sath nhi leke ghum sakta,
Deepika - aisa kyu,
Main - woh track karta hai sab kuch, Google pe, aap location off karo to bhi,
Deepika - acha, i didn't know that, aap ek leke office main rakh lo, yeh thek hai, main apni nude pics bhejungi aapko,
Main - haa, bhejna, main unko dekh ke muth marunga,
Hum dono hasne lage,
Deepika - yaar aap kitne mast ho, aur main ro rahi hu, abhi bhi, aapse baat karte howe, i love you too much,
Main - hmmm,
Deepika - ruk ja, ruk ja, tu kabhi jawab kyu nhi deta, mere i love you ka,
Main - mere ko kisi ne bola nhi na, isliye,
Deepika - aaawww, so sad, main bolungi tere ko, i love you,
Main - thank you, ab kapde phen le nangi,
Deepika - excuse me, maine phen liye, aap se baat karte howe, itni cheap nhi hu main,
Main - acha sun, tera specialization kab khatam hoga,
Deepika - jaanu, 8 mahine aur hain, kaise rahungi bina chude main, haaiiiiiii,
Main - ungli kar lena
Deepika - woh Shefali karti hogi, mere paas mera pati hai, uska itna bada hai, khun nikala mere virginity leke, main kyu ungli karu, waise agar holidays howe na, main flight se aaungi, chahe 5 din bhi mile,
Main - chal thek hai, bye,
Raat ko dinning table pe
Main - kya howa Chachi,
Simran - hoga wrap up, sab paise jama kardiye, police wale shyam tak the, maine unko Shefali ki restaurant main lunch karwaya, aur evening tea bhi di with cakes, aur jaisa aapne bola tha, ek ek black dog whiskey ki bottle bhi,
Main - hmmm, itna to banta hai, waise main bhi deta hu, jo police wala bol deta hai na, kam aate hain, seher main naam hai mera, agar 5 star hotel mein unko respect milegi kal woh yaad rakhenge, chahiye SP Sahib ne bola ho,
Hum dinner karke sone jane lage, to Preeti ne peeche se mere ungaliyan ko touch kiya, maine mud ke dekha, uski aankhon mein hawas thi,
Main - legi abhi,
Preeti - hmmm, khujli ho rahi hai,
Itne main Sarabjit wapis aayi,
Sarabjit - hum dono sone ja rahe hain, aap isko dinning table pe hi pel lo, naya experience milega, room main bacchi so rahi hai, thek hai,
Main kapde kholne laga, aur Sarabjit ko pakada diye, waise bhi Sarabjit aur main nange hi sote the, ek sath, chipak ke, Preeti kapde kholne lagi aur bolne lagi,
Preeti - ek IAS probationary officer hai, teen din se mere peeche pada hai, marriage ke liye,
Main - tere ko karni hai,
Preeti ne jhat se mere ko dekha, gusse se,
Preeti - pagal ho gaye ho kya aap, sirf bata rahi hu, aaj bola ki ek pic dedo parents ko bhejni hai, ya main apne sath selfi le leta hu,
Main - fir,
Preeti - maine do thapad maar diye, woh chillane laga, security ne bhar kar diya, uska ilaaj kardo,
Main - hmmm, kal hi lo, soch le, carrier khatam bhi ho sakta hai, mere ilaaj se,
Preeti - mummy ne mana kiya aapko bolne ko, bola gussa bhut hai, jaan se bhi maar dega,
Woh table pe baith gyi, tange khol ke, main samne chair leke usko keecha apni taraf aur tange chaudi kari, aur chut chatne laga,
Preeti mere sir pe hath ferte rahi,
Preeti - woh jo bhi ho, usne mere ko muh pe gandi galiyan di hai aur randi bola hai, mere insult howi hai, main bardasht nhi karungi, tu mera pati hai ab, bol kya karega tu,
Mere ko ek pal laga ki koi hume dekh raha hai, maine dheere se nazar uthai, to Preeti ke peeche, mere kamre ke darwaje pe, Sarabjit khadi thi, bilkul nangi, woh shyad bed se uth ke aake khadi thi, itni gori, itni sundar, bilkul motapa nhi, slim, jab usne dekha ki maine usko dekh liya hai, usne naa main sir hilaya, aur chali gyi,
Maine ek pal socha, fir bola,
Main - kal kar dunga uska ilaaj,
Preeti kush hogyi,
Preeti - wah, aa fuck kar mere ko, chod jaise tu chodta hai, aaaaaah aaaaah baaaas aaaaaah
nahiiiii ruko aaaah aaaah baaas aaaaah
aaaahhhhhh aaaaah baaaas aaaaaah nahiiiii
baaas nahiiiii mummy nahiiiii baaas dheere
aaaahhhhhh aaaaah hmmm aaaaaah aaaaaah
aaaaaah baaaas aaaaaah nahiiiii baaas dheere
ruk ja Deepu aaaaaah aaaaaah baaaas aaaaaah
aaaaaah nahiiiii baaas dheere dheere mar mere
aaaahhhhhh ooooh mummy aaaaaah baaaas
Jab main jake Sarabjit ko chipak gya, maine man main socha ki kya karna hai,
Sarabjit - hmmm, yeh thek rahega, please meri beti ke chakkar mein khun ki holi mat khel dena, manti hu pyar karti hai aapse, lekin hum bhi hain na, humne kabhi koi aisi demand nahin ki, aap samne bhi mat aana, thek hai, ab so jao aap, aur paas aajao, mere ko tange rakhni hai aapke uper, hug karlo mere ko, thoda uper aajao, mere boobs pe so jao, nhi to neend nhi aati hai jab tak aap mere uper nhi hote,
Fir usne mere hath pakad ke apne hips pe rakh diya, aur main usko pakad ke so gaya,
Bhai
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