• If you are trying to reset your account password then don't forget to check spam folder in your mailbox. Also Mark it as "not spam" or you won't be able to click on the link.

Adultery ๐๐ก๐จ๐จ๐ญ ๐ค๐ข ๐ฆ๐š๐š ๐ค๐ข ๐œ๐ก๐จ๐จ๐ญ ๐Ÿฅฐ

Kiski bur jayada chodni chahiye..

  • Bhootni no 1

    Votes: 57 47.5%
  • Bhootni no 2

    Votes: 9 7.5%
  • Kajri

    Votes: 10 8.3%
  • Budhiya

    Votes: 5 4.2%
  • Bimla

    Votes: 24 20.0%
  • Lata

    Votes: 7 5.8%
  • Laila...

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • Noori ( tai ji)

    Votes: 4 3.3%
  • Savita

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Prema

    Votes: 3 2.5%

  • Total voters
    120
  • Poll closed .
Status
Not open for further replies.

Aladdin_

Demon ๐Ÿ˜ˆ prince๐Ÿคด
3,725
13,092
144

Aladdin_

Demon ๐Ÿ˜ˆ prince๐Ÿคด
3,725
13,092
144
update 15

sanju aur hariya haveli pahuch jaate hai.. waha kaam joro soro se chal rha tha..

hariya aur sanju bhi kuch help karne lage taki jaldi se jaldi kaam khtam ho sake...

phir shaam ko sabhi apne apne ghar wapis lautne lage.

hariya bhi sanju ke sath wapis aane laga ....
tabhi raste mein sanju ko susu aayi....

sanju - kaka mujhe bahut tezz susu aayi hai..
mai thoda halka hoke aata hu...

hariya - thik hai beta...

sanju hariya ke pass se thodi der ke liye chala gya... aur kuch dur jaake.... ek ped ke niche moothe laga...

sanju ko kya pata tha ki woh jis ped ke neeche moot rha hai us ped ke upar ke bhoot soot ( so ) rha hai.. ๐Ÿฅฒ

sanju ne moota toh moota lekin... muh se seeti bhi bajane laga.... ๐Ÿฅบ

aur aap sab ko toh pata hai gaav mein pedo mein bhoot hota hai... isliye ped ke pass nhi mootna chahiye... aur... ye bhi kaha jata hai ki raat ko aise sunsaan jagah par seeti nhi bajani chahiye.... warna hihihi๐Ÿ’€

sanju ne seeti baja ke bahut badi galti kar dii thi...

ped pe soya bhoot....aur bhoot ki maa ki choot ๐Ÿ˜ bada he khatrnaak hota hai mitro..

seeti ki aawaz sunke bhoot kasmasaate hue utha...
bhoot - kaun hai re jo meri nind kharaab kar rha seeti baja ke....
bhoot uth ke necche jab sanju ko dekha...
bhoot ka gussa aur bhi bhayankar ho gya...
bhoot - ye... chutiya aadmi... saale ko itna bhi nhi pata ki seeti nhi bajana chahiye warna bhoot aa jata hai...

ek toh seeti baja ke meri nind kharaab ki iski saja toh milegi... jarur milegi aur upar se saala moot bhi rha hai ye toh mera ghor aphmaan hai... iski double saja milegi...

sanju ne apna mutra vishrajan samaapt kar liya tha.... aur ab woh ped ke pass se jaane laga..

bhoot - ruk saale mutarre...๐Ÿคฃ kaha bhaag rha hai... ruk... abhi batata hu tujhe...

sanju ko kaun sa bhoot ki aawaz sunayi deni thi... woh chupchaap apni dhun mein seeti bajate hue... chal pada hariya ke pass...

hariya - ho gya beta..
sanju - ji.. ho gya...
aur sanju phir seeti bajane laga..

hariya- Aree beta.. band karo.. abhi ke abhi band karo...

sanju ( mann mein) - Abee.. lagta hai saala.. mootne ke baad lund andar daalna bhool gya lagta hai... mai bhi kitna bhulakkad hu...

sanju - ji kaka...
sanju ne phir se seeti bajate hue... neeche dekha...

sanju ( mann mein) -) Aree mera lund toh andar he hai aur chain bhi laga hua hai toh phir ye budahu kya band karne bol rha...

sanju - Aree kaka band he toh hai ye dekho ( pant ki taraf ishara karte hue..)

hariya - Aree ye nhi...

sanju - toh phir kya band karne bol rhe...

hariya - ye jo tum seeti baja rhe ho woh band karo...

sanju - par kyu... accha toh baja rha hu...
dekhiye... phir se bajata hu...
sanju ne phir se bajana suru kiya...

hariya- Aree band karo nhi toh woh aa jayega...

sanju - Aree kaun aa jayega...
hariya - dekho beta gaanv mein manyata hai ki raat ko seeti bajane se bhoot aa jata hai...

sanju - kuch bhi kaka.. ๐Ÿ˜…

hariya - mai sach bol rha hu... meri baat ka vishwas karo...

sanju - kaka aapne kabhi dekha hai... seeti bajane pe bhoot aate hue...

hariya - nhi lekin maanyata hai.

sanju - dekhiye... kaka is gaav mein ek he bhoot thi woh chudail... aur uski maut ho chuki hai toh aap jyada mat ghabrao... aur jaldi ghar chalo..

hariya aur sanju phir gahr ki taraf badhne lage....

lekin raaste mein he....

haiya kaka jo ki sanju ke peeche peeche chal rhe thea... woh achanaak se hasne lage .

hariya - hihihihi.. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

sanju ( darte hue) - kya hua... kaka.. aap hash kyu rhe ho....

hariya bina kuch bole...
hihihihihihi... ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

sanju - Aree... kaka batao.. na kya ho gya... jo aise hase ja rhe ho...

hariya - hihihihihihihihi .....
sanju ( is madarchod ko ab kya ho gya... abhi tak toh sab sahi tha.. kahi... meri firki toh nhi le rha..).

sanju - Aree yaar kaka majak band karo... aur jaldi ghar chalo...

hariya - ab rone laga....
uuuuuhuhuhuhuhuhu๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

sanju - Aree ab ro kyu rhe ho...

hariya - uuuuuhuhuhuhuhuhu.... ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
sanju - Aree bhosdike kaka kahi pagal wagal toh nhi ho gye ho... bea... gaandu saale... is ghani andheri raat mein jungle ke bich mein saale... bhauke ja rhe ho... agar ye koi majak hai toh turant band kar aur chupchaap.... chal ghar...


hariya gusse mein sanju ko ghurte hue...
alag aawaz mein... ( hhuuuhh...... hhuuhh.... tu mujhe... gaali de rha... chutiye... tu janta nhi ki mai kaun hu.... mai koi tera kaka waka nhi..... hu hhihihihihihii.... ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜)

sanju ka dimaag ghum gya...
sanju ( chouk ke) - Aree bhosdike kaka... saale... majak mat kar idhar dil mein dhak dhak ho rela hai.... dekh chupchaap... ye nautanki chhod aur ghar chal...

sanju ne itna he kaha ki.... hariya tezzi se daudhte hue... us ped ke pass chala gya... aur us ped mein chad ke ulta latak gya...

sanju - Aree.. bhosdika... Aree.. bhosdika... ruk... madarchod..... kaka... kaha bhaag rha hai... saale... kaha bhaage ja rha hai... ek toh bhook se halat aise he tight hai upar se is madarchod ko maskhari sujh rhi hai...
mai khta hu ruk ja...

hariya - mai ab tere hath nhi aane wala.... hihihihi ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

sanju - aaakhir ye bhaag kyu rha hai..
kahi is bhosdiwaale ko daura toh nhi pad gya... ab toh isko pakad ke joota sunghana padega..... lekin joote mein itni sugandh nhi aayegi.. is bangdu ke liye.. toh moja he sahi hai...

sanju hariya ka peecha karte hue... us ped ke pass pahuch gya...

sanju - Aree Aree... ye Betichod.... is ped ke pass kyu aa rha... is ped pe toh abhi abhi mai moot ke aaya tha.....

hariya tezi se daudhte hue ped pe chad gya.... aur ulta latak gya....

sanju - ye itni aasani se ped pe kaise chad gya... aur ulta latak ke kya siddh karna chahta hai...

hariya kaka utro yaar... kaha bhoot ki tarah ped pe latak rhe ho...

hariya haste hue hihihihihi... ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
ab bhi nhi smjha... tu.... ki mai koi tera hariya kaka waka nhi.... balki bhoot hu... woh bhoot jo shanti se so rha tha... lekin tune aake... yaha moot ke... mera aphmaan kiya... aur uske upar seeti baja ke meri nind bhi kharaab ki hai.... isliye.... ab mai apni nind... tere is hariya kaka ke sarir ke sath poora karunga....

sanju - Aree behancho... tabhi tabhi... mai sochu... ki... ye saala... hariya kaka aise bauraaye bille ki tarah kyu harkatein kar rha...

hariya ( bhoot ) - tu ja yaha se.....
sanju- nhi mai nhi jaunga... phle mere kaka ke sarir ko chhodo..


bhoot - ye ab nhi ho skta... aur agar maine iske sarir ko chhod bhi diya... toh bhi ab koi fayda nhi... kyu ki maine iske praan har liye hai... aur ab iska sarir mera ho gya...

sanju - kyaa... kaka mar gye...

bhoot ( hariya) - haaa.... hihihihi ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

sanju ( mann mein) - Aree behanchod.. isne toh hariya.... jaise burmariya ke praan har ke unke praan pakheru udda diya... ye burnariya hariya kaka toh mar gya... bhaag le beta sanju warna kahi kaka ki tarah tere bhi praan pakheru na udda de ye chutmarini ka bhoot.

sanju sarpat daudhte hue bhaagne laga...

hariya ( bhoot) - haste hue hihihihihi ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ bhaag... bhaag... hihihihi.. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
mera aphmaan kiya tha tune... meri nind kharaab ki thi bhaag bhosdike ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

sanju.... girte padte bhaagte bhaagte.... gaav ki taraf aaya... aur sabse phle... usne gaav ke kuch logo ko jo haveli ki saaf safai karte thea unse madad maangi... lekin koi abhi raat ko jane ko taiyaar nhi hua.... tabhi waha ek budhe kaka... jinka naam chungi laal tha woh aaye...

chungi lal - hariya hamara padosi.. hai... gaav mein sabse acchi pehchaan hai... kabhi kisi se bair nhi rkha... hamesha dusro ki madad kii aue jab aaj us ko madad ki jarurat hai toh tum sab apna muh chhupa rhe ho....

laanat hai tum logo ki jawani hai.... mai bhudha ho chuka hu sanju beta phir bhi mai hariya ko bachane chalunga... jisko bhi mere sath aana hai... woh aa jaaye.... warna jaake apni ( gaand) maarvaaye...

chungi lal ki baat ka logo par gehra asar hua... abhi abhi jo log Jane ko taiyaar na thea.. woh sab ab.... sanju ke sath chalne ko taiyaar ho gye....

sanju un sab ko us jagah par le gya... jaha hariya ( bhoot) ped pe ulta latak rha tha...

itne saare logo ko ek sath laalten pakde aata dekh....

hariya ( bhoot) - Aree ye saala... toh sabko lekar yaha aa gya... ab kya karu.... lagta hai ye log mujhe chain se sone nhi denge...
mujhe in sab ko chakhma dena hoga...

sab hariya ke pass aa gye...
hariya ( bhoot) ped se utar ke un sab ke saamne khada ho gya...

chungilal - bata kaun hai tu....
aur tune hariya ke saath kya kiya hain...

hariya ( bhoot) - ye aap kaisi baat kar rhe hai.... mai he toh hariya hu....

chungilal - jhut bol rha hai... tu...

sanju - ha ha... jhut bol rha hai....

hariya ( bhoot) - chup ho ja kalmuhe... tu mujhe yaha chhod ke bhaag gya aur ab gaav me jaakar.... mere baare mein.... galat galat afwaah phaila rha....

sanju - abee.. jhuthe.... saale..... jhut bolta hai...
hariya ( bhoot) - mai koi jhut nhi bol rha.... tu jhut bol rha hai mai hariya hu hariya...

sanju - ye jhut bol rha hai chungi uncle....

chungilal - huuhhh.... dono sant ho jaao....
sanju.... ke pass jhut bolne ki wajah nhi hai.... lekin jaise isne aarop lagaye hai uske hisaab se thik hai... agar tum hariya ho... toh hum maan lenge ki tum hariya ho...

sanju - ye aap kya kah rahe ho....

hariya ( bhoot) - khus hote hue.. ha ha... aap bilkul sahi kah rhe ho chungi uncle....

chungi lal - lekin uske phele tumhein hamare sawaalon ka sahi sahi jawab dena hoga..

sanju ( smile ๐Ÿ˜Š ) - ye hui na baat
ab bol bea...

hariya ( bhoot) -- (mann mein) -- saala... budhau... hosiyaar nikla... khel gya... ab kya karu.... kya karu..... is madarchod ne toh phasa diya....

chungi lal - chup kyu ho gye...

hariya ( bhoot) -( gusse se) -

nhi.... mujhe apni satyata pramaanit karne ke liye kisi ke sawaalon ke jawab dene ki koi jarurat nhi hai....

sanju - jarurat toh hai.... warna... accha nhi hoga..

hariya ( bhoot) - garajte hue... - warna kya kar lega re tu.... jaise tere is kaka ko maara hai waise tujhe... bhi maar dalunga.. aur in gaav walo ko bhi....

bhoot ne gusse mein apne he paav pe kulhaadi maar li.... usne gusse mein apna sach sabke saamne ujaagar kar diya...

chungi laal ke sath sabhi log uski ye baat sunkar.... awaak rah gye.... un sabko ab sanju ki baat ka yakeen ho gya...

idhar gaav mein malti ko bhi is baat ki khabar lag thi ki hariya ko jungle mein kuch ho gya hai... toh wah..... bhi gaav walo ke pecche peeche aane lagi thi apni gaav ki kuch padosan ke sath....

aur hariya ke muh se jo abhi gaav walo ne suna woh malti ne bhi sun liya woh vahi peeche he thi... aur usko jaise he pata chala... ki uske pati ki mrityu ho gyi hai..... uski ek jordaar cheenk nikal gyi aur woh is sadme se behosh ho gyi....

uski cheenk se sabka dhyaan us or gya.. ki tabhi woh bhoot hariya ki body ko sath lekar chala gya...

sanju daudke malti ke pass gya....
aur usko hosh mein laane ki koshish karne laga... lekin woh hosh mein aa he nhi rhi thi...

chungilal- Aree woh kaha gya.... aur hariya ka sarir bhi lekar chala gya...

sabhi - sanju se kahne lage....
sabhi - sab tumhare karan hua hai... na tum yaha aate na... he tum haveli mein rhne ki jidd karte na hariya is raaste pe itni raat ko jata aur na he... woh bhoot hariya ko pakadta... aur na he hariya ki maut hoti... hariya ke maut ke zimmedaar sirf tum ho sanju... sirf tum....

sanju gaav walo ke aise baato ko sunkar... mann he mann dukhi ho gya.... usko bhi lag rha tha ki shyd in sab mein kahi na kahi... uski he galti hai... aur aise he woh udaas hokar... uski aankhon mein aanshoo aa gya... aur uske aankhon se nikalta hua aanshoo uske galoon se hote hue ris ris ke girne lgaa.. jo uski godh mein behosh padi malti le chehre pe pada.... aue usko hosh aaya....

malti ko hosh aa.. gya...
malti sanju ko aise rota hua dekh ke aur gaav waalo ko sanju ko khari khoti sunate hue dekh ke... woh apne pati ke marne ke gam ko daba ke... bol padi....

malti - chup ho jaiye.. aap sab....
sanju malti ki aawz sunke apne aankh khol ke dekhne laga...
sanju - maa aapko... hosh aa gya...
malti - haa.... beta... tu ro mat.... beta...

sab gaav walo kaan khol ke sun lijiye... mere pati ki maut ho gyi... is baat ka jitna dukh aap sab ko hua hai us se bhi kahi jayada dukh mujhe hua... hai... aur sanju ko bhi mere samaan dukh hua hai... Aree isne toh mujhe apni maa samaan maana hai... aur mere pati ko apne pita samaan.... toh sochiye... ki isko kitna dukh hoga jisne apne pita ko khoya ho...
mai janti hu ki ab woh kabhi wapas nhi aayenge... lekin mai unke hatyaare us bhoot ko jayada din tak chain se nhi rhne dungi ye mera apne mare hue pati se vaad hai...
aur please aap log sanju ko kisi bhi baat ke liye blame mat kariye...

sanju rote hue malti se lipat gya..
sabhi... malti ki baat sunkar... shant hue...

chungilal - lekin malti behan... hum us bhoot ko kaise pakdenge...

sanju - woh sab aap log mujh par chhod dijiye... jisne mere hariya kaka ke sath aisa kiya hai... mai usko hamesa hamesa ke liye... khatam kar dunga...

phir sab waha se ghar chale.. gye...
malti ki halat thik nhi thi lekin woh khud ko sambhaalne ka prayaas kar rhi thi....

sab wapas ghar aa gye...
2 din tak sabne shok manaaya....
teesre din... kya hua... woh jaan ne ke liye padhte rahiye...





 

Aladdin_

Demon ๐Ÿ˜ˆ prince๐Ÿคด
3,725
13,092
144
Update 15


idhar.... Jab


Us chudail ke behan ko pata chala...ki uski behan ki kisi ne hatya kar di hai....

chudail ki behan... Sumona..

Sumona chudail...
Bala ki khubsurat...
jisko koi bhi aadmi... Bas nazar bhar ke dekh le toh uska lunda apna paani jhaad de ..... Aur uske husn ke jhaal mein giraft hokar.... Sumona ki har ek baat maan ne ko taiyar ho jaaye... Sumona ne aaj tak kayi mardo... Ko apne husn ke jaal mein phaas ke un sab ke sath sambhog kiya aur sambhog ke turant baad un sab ko maar ke unki aatmao ko apna gulaam bana liya
sumona ko jisne bhi ek baar dekh liya... Woh ya toh ye kaha jaaye ki woh.... Uske husn ko dekhkar uski taraf khicha chala gya... Ya phir ye kaha jaaye ki... Usko dobara is duniya mein nhi dekha... Gya....

sumona ki umar... 100 se bhi jyada saal thi... Lekin uska husn... Usko kisi 29 saal ki khubsurat ladki ke samaan dikhaane mein koi kami nhi chhodta..... ..



1697084312380



Sumona.... Dar -Asal..... Kue... Ke bhitar... Se hokar jaane wale... Ek behad he daraawne.... Kaale.... Andhere... Wali jagah mein nivaas karti hai.... Kue ke neeche... Andheri kaali jagah maano usne apna saamraajya... Sthapit kiya hua ho..... Waha ki woh maharani ho..... Aur uski seva... Mein jin jin ki aatma ko usne vash mein kar rkha tha woh sab uski gulaami karte hai....
sumona... Ki ek khaas gulaam bhi hai.... Lata.... Jisko.... Sumona... Apni maa ki tarah maanti hai.... Woh kyu.... Ye aage pata chalega..

sumona... Abhi apne... Daasiyo... ( gulaam aatmaao) ka naach dekh rhi thi.... Aur jo thik se nhi naach rhi thi uski kode se pitayi kar he rahi thi ki tabhi.... ๐Ÿคซ


 

Aladdin_

Demon ๐Ÿ˜ˆ prince๐Ÿคด
3,725
13,092
144
1697084166560



Ye hai kue ke andar ki jagah.... Jaha ek aalishaan... Sa... Chudail palace bana hua hai jaha... Ki malikaa hai sumona...
 

Abhishek Kumar98

Well-Known Member
9,128
10,264
188
sanju aur hariya haveli pahuch jaate hai.. waha kaam joro soro se chal rha tha..

hariya aur sanju bhi kuch help karne lage taki jaldi se jaldi kaam khtam ho sake...

phir shaam ko sabhi apne apne ghar wapis lautne lage.

hariya bhi sanju ke sath wapis aane laga ....
tabhi raste mein sanju ko susu aayi....

sanju - kaka mujhe bahut tezz susu aayi hai..
mai thoda halka hoke aata hu...

hariya - thik hai beta...

sanju hariya ke pass se thodi der ke liye chala gya... aur kuch dur jaake.... ek ped ke niche moothe laga...

sanju ko kya pata tha ki woh jis ped ke neeche moot rha hai us ped ke upar ke bhoot soot ( so ) rha hai.. ๐Ÿฅฒ

sanju ne moota toh moota lekin... muh se seeti bhi bajane laga.... ๐Ÿฅบ

aur aap sab ko toh pata hai gaav mein pedo mein bhoot hota hai... isliye ped ke pass nhi mootna chahiye... aur... ye bhi kaha jata hai ki raat ko aise sunsaan jagah par seeti nhi bajani chahiye.... warna hihihi๐Ÿ’€

sanju ne seeti baja ke bahut badi galti kar dii thi...

ped pe soya bhoot....aur bhoot ki maa ki choot ๐Ÿ˜ bada he khatrnaak hota hai mitro..

seeti ki aawaz sunke bhoot kasmasaate hue utha...
bhoot - kaun hai re jo meri nind kharaab kar rha seeti baja ke....
bhoot uth ke necche jab sanju ko dekha...
bhoot ka gussa aur bhi bhayankar ho gya...
bhoot - ye... chutiya aadmi... saale ko itna bhi nhi pata ki seeti nhi bajana chahiye warna bhoot aa jata hai...

ek toh seeti baja ke meri nind kharaab ki iski saja toh milegi... jarur milegi aur upar se saala moot bhi rha hai ye toh mera ghor aphmaan hai... iski double saja milegi...

sanju ne apna mutra vishrajan samaapt kar liya tha.... aur ab woh ped ke pass se jaane laga..

bhoot - ruk saale mutarre...๐Ÿคฃ kaha bhaag rha hai... ruk... abhi batata hu tujhe...

sanju ko kaun sa bhoot ki aawaz sunayi deni thi... woh chupchaap apni dhun mein seeti bajate hue... chal pada hariya ke pass...

hariya - ho gya beta..
sanju - ji.. ho gya...
aur sanju phir seeti bajane laga..


hariya- Aree beta.. band karo.. abhi ke abhi band karo...

sanju ( mann mein) - Abee.. lagta hai saala.. mootne ke baad lund andar daalna bhool gya lagta hai... mai bhi kitna bhulakkad hu...

sanju - ji kaka...
sanju ne phir se seeti bajate hue... neeche dekha...

sanju ( mann mein) -) Aree mera lund toh andar he hai aur chain bhi laga hua hai toh phir ye budahu kya band karne bol rha...

sanju - Aree kaka band he toh hai ye dekho ( pant ki taraf ishara karte hue..)

hariya - Aree ye nhi...

sanju - toh phir kya band karne bol rhe...

hariya - ye jo tum seeti baja rhe ho woh band karo...

sanju - par kyu... accha toh baja rha hu...
dekhiye... phir se bajata hu...
sanju ne phir se bajana suru kiya...

hariya- Aree band karo nhi toh woh aa jayega...

sanju - Aree kaun aa jayega...
hariya - dekho beta gaanv mein manyata hai ki raat ko seeti bajane se bhoot aa jata hai...

sanju - kuch bhi kaka.. ๐Ÿ˜…

hariya - mai sach bol rha hu... meri baat ka vishwas karo...

sanju - kaka aapne kabhi dekha hai... seeti bajane pe bhoot aate hue...

hariya - nhi lekin maanyata hai.

sanju - dekhiye... kaka is gaav mein ek he bhoot thi woh chudail... aur uski maut ho chuki hai toh aap jyada mat ghabrao... aur jaldi ghar chalo..

hariya aur sanju phir gahr ki taraf badhne lage....

lekin raaste mein he....

haiya kaka jo ki sanju ke peeche peeche chal rhe thea... woh achanaak se hasne lage .

hariya - hihihihi.. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

sanju ( darte hue) - kya hua... kaka.. aap hash kyu rhe ho....

hariya bina kuch bole...
hihihihihihi... ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

sanju - Aree... kaka batao.. na kya ho gya... jo aise hase ja rhe ho...

hariya - hihihihihihihihi .....
sanju ( is madarchod ko ab kya ho gya... abhi tak toh sab sahi tha.. kahi... meri firki toh nhi le rha..).

sanju - Aree yaar kaka majak band karo... aur jaldi ghar chalo...

hariya - ab rone laga....
uuuuuhuhuhuhuhuhu๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

sanju - Aree ab ro kyu rhe ho...

hariya - uuuuuhuhuhuhuhuhu.... ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
sanju - Aree bhosdike kaka kahi pagal wagal toh nhi ho gye ho... bea... gaandu saale... is ghani andheri raat mein jungle ke bich mein saale... bhauke ja rhe ho... agar ye koi majak hai toh turant band kar aur chupchaap.... chal ghar...


hariya gusse mein sanju ko ghurte hue...
alag aawaz mein... ( hhuuuhh...... hhuuhh.... tu mujhe... gaali de rha... chutiye... tu janta nhi ki mai kaun hu.... mai koi tera kaka waka nhi..... hu hhihihihihihii.... ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜)

sanju ka dimaag ghum gya...
sanju ( chouk ke) - Aree bhosdike kaka... saale... majak mat kar idhar dil mein dhak dhak ho rela hai.... dekh chupchaap... ye nautanki chhod aur ghar chal...

sanju ne itna he kaha ki.... hariya tezzi se daudhte hue... us ped ke pass chala gya... aur us ped mein chad ke ulta latak gya...

sanju - Aree.. bhosdika... Aree.. bhosdika... ruk... madarchod..... kaka... kaha bhaag rha hai... saale... kaha bhaage ja rha hai... ek toh bhook se halat aise he tight hai upar se is madarchod ko maskhari sujh rhi hai...
mai khta hu ruk ja...

hariya - mai ab tere hath nhi aane wala.... hihihihi ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

sanju - aaakhir ye bhaag kyu rha hai..
kahi is bhosdiwaale ko daura toh nhi pad gya... ab toh isko pakad ke joota sunghana padega..... lekin joote mein itni sugandh nhi aayegi.. is bangdu ke liye.. toh moja he sahi hai...

sanju hariya ka peecha karte hue... us ped ke pass pahuch gya...

sanju - Aree Aree... ye Betichod.... is ped ke pass kyu aa rha... is ped pe toh abhi abhi mai moot ke aaya tha.....

hariya tezi se daudhte hue ped pe chad gya.... aur ulta latak gya....

sanju - ye itni aasani se ped pe kaise chad gya... aur ulta latak ke kya siddh karna chahta hai...

hariya kaka utro yaar... kaha bhoot ki tarah ped pe latak rhe ho...

hariya haste hue hihihihihi... ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
ab bhi nhi smjha... tu.... ki mai koi tera hariya kaka waka nhi.... balki bhoot hu... woh bhoot jo shanti se so rha tha... lekin tune aake... yaha moot ke... mera aphmaan kiya... aur uske upar seeti baja ke meri nind bhi kharaab ki hai.... isliye.... ab mai apni nind... tere is hariya kaka ke sarir ke sath poora karunga....

sanju - Aree behancho... tabhi tabhi... mai sochu... ki... ye saala... hariya kaka aise bauraaye bille ki tarah kyu harkatein kar rha...

hariya ( bhoot ) - tu ja yaha se.....
sanju- nhi mai nhi jaunga... phle mere kaka ke sarir ko chhodo..


bhoot - ye ab nhi ho skta... aur agar maine iske sarir ko chhod bhi diya... toh bhi ab koi fayda nhi... kyu ki maine iske praan har liye hai... aur ab iska sarir mera ho gya...

sanju - kyaa... kaka mar gye...

bhoot ( hariya) - haaa.... hihihihi ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

sanju ( mann mein) - Aree behanchod.. isne toh hariya.... jaise burmariya ke praan har ke unke praan pakheru udda diya... ye burnariya hariya kaka toh mar gya... bhaag le beta sanju warna kahi kaka ki tarah tere bhi praan pakheru na udda de ye chutmarini ka bhoot.

sanju sarpat daudhte hue bhaagne laga...

hariya ( bhoot) - haste hue hihihihihi ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ bhaag... bhaag... hihihihi.. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
mera aphmaan kiya tha tune... meri nind kharaab ki thi bhaag bhosdike ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

sanju.... girte padte bhaagte bhaagte.... gaav ki taraf aaya... aur sabse phle... usne gaav ke kuch logo ko jo haveli ki saaf safai karte thea unse madad maangi... lekin koi abhi raat ko jane ko taiyaar nhi hua.... tabhi waha ek budhe kaka... jinka naam chungi laal tha woh aaye...

chungi lal - hariya hamara padosi.. hai... gaav mein sabse acchi pehchaan hai... kabhi kisi se bair nhi rkha... hamesha dusro ki madad kii aue jab aaj us ko madad ki jarurat hai toh tum sab apna muh chhupa rhe ho....

laanat hai tum logo ki jawani hai.... mai bhudha ho chuka hu sanju beta phir bhi mai hariya ko bachane chalunga... jisko bhi mere sath aana hai... woh aa jaaye.... warna jaake apni ( gaand) maarvaaye...

chungi lal ki baat ka logo par gehra asar hua... abhi abhi jo log Jane ko taiyaar na thea.. woh sab ab.... sanju ke sath chalne ko taiyaar ho gye....

sanju un sab ko us jagah par le gya... jaha hariya ( bhoot) ped pe ulta latak rha tha...

itne saare logo ko ek sath laalten pakde aata dekh....

hariya ( bhoot) - Aree ye saala... toh sabko lekar yaha aa gya... ab kya karu.... lagta hai ye log mujhe chain se sone nhi denge...
mujhe in sab ko chakhma dena hoga...

sab hariya ke pass aa gye...
hariya ( bhoot) ped se utar ke un sab ke saamne khada ho gya...

chungilal - bata kaun hai tu....
aur tune hariya ke saath kya kiya hain...

hariya ( bhoot) - ye aap kaisi baat kar rhe hai.... mai he toh hariya hu....

chungilal - jhut bol rha hai... tu...

sanju - ha ha... jhut bol rha hai....

hariya ( bhoot) - chup ho ja kalmuhe... tu mujhe yaha chhod ke bhaag gya aur ab gaav me jaakar.... mere baare mein.... galat galat afwaah phaila rha....

sanju - abee.. jhuthe.... saale..... jhut bolta hai...
hariya ( bhoot) - mai koi jhut nhi bol rha.... tu jhut bol rha hai mai hariya hu hariya...

sanju - ye jhut bol rha hai chungi uncle....

chungilal - huuhhh.... dono sant ho jaao....
sanju.... ke pass jhut bolne ki wajah nhi hai.... lekin jaise isne aarop lagaye hai uske hisaab se thik hai... agar tum hariya ho... toh hum maan lenge ki tum hariya ho...

sanju - ye aap kya kah rahe ho....

hariya ( bhoot) - khus hote hue.. ha ha... aap bilkul sahi kah rhe ho chungi uncle....

chungi lal - lekin uske phele tumhein hamare sawaalon ka sahi sahi jawab dena hoga..

sanju ( smile ๐Ÿ˜Š ) - ye hui na baat
ab bol bea...

hariya ( bhoot) -- (mann mein) -- saala... budhau... hosiyaar nikla... khel gya... ab kya karu.... kya karu..... is madarchod ne toh phasa diya....

chungi lal - chup kyu ho gye...

hariya ( bhoot) -( gusse se) -

nhi.... mujhe apni satyata pramaanit karne ke liye kisi ke sawaalon ke jawab dene ki koi jarurat nhi hai....

sanju - jarurat toh hai.... warna... accha nhi hoga..

hariya ( bhoot) - garajte hue... - warna kya kar lega re tu.... jaise tere is kaka ko maara hai waise tujhe... bhi maar dalunga.. aur in gaav walo ko bhi....

bhoot ne gusse mein apne he paav pe kulhaadi maar li.... usne gusse mein apna sach sabke saamne ujaagar kar diya...

chungi laal ke sath sabhi log uski ye baat sunkar.... awaak rah gye.... un sabko ab sanju ki baat ka yakeen ho gya...

idhar gaav mein malti ko bhi is baat ki khabar lag thi ki hariya ko jungle mein kuch ho gya hai... toh wah..... bhi gaav walo ke pecche peeche aane lagi thi apni gaav ki kuch padosan ke sath....

aur hariya ke muh se jo abhi gaav walo ne suna woh malti ne bhi sun liya woh vahi peeche he thi... aur usko jaise he pata chala... ki uske pati ki mrityu ho gyi hai..... uski ek jordaar cheenk nikal gyi aur woh is sadme se behosh ho gyi....

uski cheenk se sabka dhyaan us or gya.. ki tabhi woh bhoot hariya ki body ko sath lekar chala gya...

sanju daudke malti ke pass gya....
aur usko hosh mein laane ki koshish karne laga... lekin woh hosh mein aa he nhi rhi thi...

chungilal- Aree woh kaha gya.... aur hariya ka sarir bhi lekar chala gya...

sabhi - sanju se kahne lage....
sabhi - sab tumhare karan hua hai... na tum yaha aate na... he tum haveli mein rhne ki jidd karte na hariya is raaste pe itni raat ko jata aur na he... woh bhoot hariya ko pakadta... aur na he hariya ki maut hoti... hariya ke maut ke zimmedaar sirf tum ho sanju... sirf tum....

sanju gaav walo ke aise baato ko sunkar... mann he mann dukhi ho gya.... usko bhi lag rha tha ki shyd in sab mein kahi na kahi... uski he galti hai... aur aise he woh udaas hokar... uski aankhon mein aanshoo aa gya... aur uske aankhon se nikalta hua aanshoo uske galoon se hote hue ris ris ke girne lgaa.. jo uski godh mein behosh padi malti le chehre pe pada.... aue usko hosh aaya....

malti ko hosh aa.. gya...
malti sanju ko aise rota hua dekh ke aur gaav waalo ko sanju ko khari khoti sunate hue dekh ke... woh apne pati ke marne ke gam ko daba ke... bol padi....

malti - chup ho jaiye.. aap sab....
sanju malti ki aawz sunke apne aankh khol ke dekhne laga...
sanju - maa aapko... hosh aa gya...
malti - haa.... beta... tu ro mat.... beta...

sab gaav walo kaan khol ke sun lijiye... mere pati ki maut ho gyi... is baat ka jitna dukh aap sab ko hua hai us se bhi kahi jayada dukh mujhe hua... hai... aur sanju ko bhi mere samaan dukh hua hai... Aree isne toh mujhe apni maa samaan maana hai... aur mere pati ko apne pita samaan.... toh sochiye... ki isko kitna dukh hoga jisne apne pita ko khoya ho...
mai janti hu ki ab woh kabhi wapas nhi aayenge... lekin mai unke hatyaare us bhoot ko jayada din tak chain se nhi rhne dungi ye mera apne mare hue pati se vaad hai...
aur please aap log sanju ko kisi bhi baat ke liye blame mat kariye...

sanju rote hue malti se lipat gya..
sabhi... malti ki baat sunkar... shant hue...

chungilal - lekin malti behan... hum us bhoot ko kaise pakdenge...

sanju - woh sab aap log mujh par chhod dijiye... jisne mere hariya kaka ke sath aisa kiya hai... mai usko hamesa hamesa ke liye... khatam kar dunga...

phir sab waha se ghar chale.. gye...
malti ki halat thik nhi thi lekin woh khud ko sambhaalne ka prayaas kar rhi thi....

sab wapas ghar aa gye...
2 din tak sabne shok manaaya....
teesre din... kya hua... woh jaan ne ke liye padhte rahiye...
Bechara Burmariya kaka mar gaya hero ki wajah se but uska hi rasta saaf hua hai isse ab Wo Malti ko jaldi se apni bana sakta hai aur dekhte hai Raju kaise badla lega us bhoot se Hariya kaka
 

Aladdin_

Demon ๐Ÿ˜ˆ prince๐Ÿคด
3,725
13,092
144

Aladdin_

Demon ๐Ÿ˜ˆ prince๐Ÿคด
3,725
13,092
144
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top