#28
Mai 2 ghante me ghar pahuch gaya aur ghar pahuch kr mai pahle abbu ke liye surprise ki taiyyari karne ki Sochi aur maine bike ki chabi liya. Aur market nikal gaya aur fulo ki dukan se gulab ki pankhudiya kharidi aur fir medical gaya vaha se Josh ki goliya kharidi aur kuch condom ke packet kharide.
Aur fir Ghar Aya aur ghar ake mai ammi ke kamre me gaya aur ammi ke palang pr chadh gaya aur ammi ko apne khayalo me lake apni kamar jor jor se hilane laga mano mai ammi ki thukai kr raha hu. To bed chu chu ki avaj karne laga.
Mai bed ki avaj sun ke mujhe shaitani hasi AA gayi aur maine usi bed ko sajaya taki jab abbu dhakke lagaye tab hame bhi andar chal Rahi Jang ki talvaro ko khan khanahat na sahi pr palang ki chu chuhat to sunayi de. Aur fir maine apne sath laye hue fulo se palang ko ache se sajaya.
Aur fir maine kamre pr ek tala laga Diya ab Tak sham ho ayi thi aur mai baher hall me ake tv dekhne laga aur fir baher se kuch khane ka order kr liya. Taki jab ye aye to inhe khana banane ki jhanjhat me na padna pade. Aur kuch der baad khana bhi aa gaya. Aur fir raat ke kareeb 8 baje gadi ki avaj ayi to mai baher ake dekha to abbu apne sath 4 ghodiyan le aye the jisme 3 ab abbu ki ghodiyan thi aur ek meri ghodi thi.
Vo jaise hi ghar me kadam rakhne Lage to maine apne sath laye gulab ki pankhudiya un pr barsane laga. Mere is tarah se welcome se baji ki chehre pr Khushi jhalak padi pr khala aur saba aapi sharmane lagi.
Mai- welcome meri nayi ammi.
Khala- chup badmash.
Mai- q aap meri ammi nahi ho kya.
Khala- ab tu bilkul khamosh ho ja.
To baji ne mere hatho se ful liye aur khala aur saba aapi pr dalne lagi.
Baji- welcome meri bhi ammi. Aur sabse khas welcome meri saba ammi ko jo mujh se bhi choti hai. Meri pyari ammi.
Aur fir baji ne aapi ko gale laga liya. To aapi bahot Sharma gayi. Aur fir ham sabhi haste hue ghar me aye aur jab khala aur aapi ka saman andar rakhne ki baat Hui to unhe abbu ke kamre pr tala laga Mila. Aur sabhi meri kartut samajh gaye. To ammi haste hue boli.
Ammi- Aaj Bina neg liye mat chodna apne abbu ko Aaj sahi mauka Mila hai.
Mai- Haan ammi Bina neg ke to ye chabhi nahi milne Vali.
Aur maine apne Jeb se chabhi nikal ke dikhayi.
Baji- Bhai Mera bhi adha hissa honga usme.
Mai- baji aap meri Jaan ho aap adha q pura Lelo.
Maine pura Lelo ko kuch jada hi khichte hue bola aur baji mere bolne ka matalab samajh gayi ki mai kya pura dene ki baat kr raha tha baji ko. To baji ne bhi Sharma ke apna muh niche kr liya.
Mai- to abbu nikaliye mere 10000 rupaye.
Abbu- itne jada to beta kabhi nahi milne vale.
Mai- to fir chabhi bhi nahi milengi.
To abbu ne gusse ho gaye aur gusse me bole.
Abbu - nadan na bano mai bola na ki chabhi do.
To mai ek pal ke liye ghabra gaya aur chabhi dene hi vala tha pr fir maine agle pal himmat kar ke haste hue bola.
Mai- agar chabhi chahiye to Mera neg nikalo mere pyare abbu.
To meri is baat pr abbu has pade.
Tab Tak ammi ne aapi aur khala ka saman mere kamre me rakh diya. Aur un dono ko fresh hone ke liye bhej diya gaya. Aur tab Tak baji ne khana nikal liya. Jo maine order Kiya tha. Aur fir sabhi ne thoda thoda khana khaya.
Aab raat bhi ho gayi thi to ammi boli
Ammi- Beta chabhi dedo jid chodo.
Mai- ammi apne shohar ko bolo ke neg do chabhi mil jayegi.
Ammi-mere shohar aur tere kuch nahi kya.
Mai- mere dost .
Ammi- aur ye dosti kab hui.
Mai- abhi kuch din pahle. Q sahi kaha na mere dost.
Aur abbu ko dekhne laga to abbu bhi has ke mujhe dekh kr hasne lage.
Aur fir apni jeb se 6000 nikal ke de diye aur boli.
Abbu- beta abhi itne hi hai.
Mai- tum bhi kya yaad rakhoge ki kya beta mila hai.
Aur maine chabhi de di. To ammi ne khala aur aapi ko abbu ke palang pr baitha diya aur Iqra aur Neha ko leke baher aa gayi. Ab abbu kamre me Jane hi vale the ki maine abbu ko rok liya aur dadakte Dil ke sath abbu se bola.
Mai- abbu vo ye.
Iske age mere muh se kuch nikal hi nahi Raha tha.
Abbu- kya vo ye.
Mai- vo ye mai
Abbu- q gunge ki tarah baat kr raha hai vo ye age bol na
Aur fir abbu haste hue shaitani smile ke sath dhire se bole.
Abbu- tujhe to pata hai ki do khubsurat ghodiyan Mera intezar kr Rahi hai andar.
To ab maine bhi abbu ko haste hue ek hi sans me bola.
Mai- abbu vo mai apke liye ye Josh ki goliya laya tha..
To abbu ne hasa aur meri taraf dekh ke bole.
Abbu- beta mujhe jarurat nahi aisi goliyon ki mai vaise hi in dono ki chikhe nikal dunga.
Abbu ke muh se ye baat sun mai hairat se abbu ko dekhne laga. Mera muh khula ka khula hi rah gaya.
Abbu- beta ab tum mere dost ho aur aisi bate dost se nahi to ye budha insan aur kis se karenga.
To mai bhi ab abbu ki baat pr has pada.
Mai- to chikhe sunayi Deni chahiye abbu.
To abbu ne mujhe hat badmash bolte hue dhakel ke andar chale gaye. Aur andar se door band kr liya.
Ab mai apne kamre me chala gaya jaha pahle se hi ammi aur baji thi guddu Iqra aur Neha ko leke. Ab vo teeno so Gaye the. Aur ham mere bed pr baithe the abhi abbu ko andar gaye lagbhag 10 minutes hi hue the ki ek aaaahhhh ki jordar chikh gunji.
Chikh sun ke ammi mai aur baji ek dusre ke face ko dekha aur fir teeno ek sath has pade.
Fir agle hi pal thap thap thap thap ki gunj aur sath aaaahhhh dhire ka shor sunayi dene laga. To hamri hasi kabu hi nahi ho Rahi thi. Aur ab mujhe sahi mauka Mila tha ammi aur baji ke sath free hone ka q ki mai dono ki Lena chahta tha.
Mai- lagta hai aapi ki dholki baaj rahi hai.
Mere aise bolte hi ammi ke chehre ki hasi gayab ho gayi. pr baji bol padi.
Baji- dholki baj nahi Rahi hai bhai fat Rahi hai.
Aur baji ki ye baat pe ham dono hasne lage pr ammi hairani se hame dekhne lagi.
Mai- ammi Aisa kya dekh rahi ho abhi kuch der me tumhare choti bahen ki bhi dholki fategi.
To ammi ekdum serious ho gayi.
Ammi- kuch to sharam Karo begairto. Kis ke bare me baat kr rahe ho ammi abbu hai ab vo tumhare.
Ammi ko serious hota dekh baji aur mai khamosh ho gaye to ammi has padi. Aur haste hue boli.
Ammi- pr dholak to pahle bhi baje hue the fir bhi itna shor q macha rahe hai.
Ammi ko hasta dekh aur aisi baat karta dekh ham Bhai bahen samajh gaye ki ammi sirf hamara majak bana Rahi thi. To baji ammi ko bol padi.
Baji- uski vajah to apko pata honi chahiye.
To ammi is baar baji ki baat pr Sharma gayi.
Mai- baji mai batau.
Baji- batao
Mai- ek to gadi ki abhi Tak sahi se servicing nahi Hui isi liye avaj kr Rahi hai. Ya fir chote nut me bada bolt lag raha hai.
Aur mai has pada.
Ammi- chup Karo begairto.
To mai chup ho gaya. Pr baji boli.
Baji- aap Jake saba ammi ko pani pila do bechari ka chikh chikh ke gala dukh Gaya honga.
Ammi- tujhe itni fikar hai to tu Jake pila de.
To mai bol pada.
Mai- ammi mai pila du.
To ammi me thappad dikhate hue mujhse kaha.
Ammi- chup badmash chupchap Soja apni jagah pr.
Mai- itne shor me kaha neend ayegi. Aap hi sojao.
Aur tabhi aapi ki chikhe aur thap thap ki avaj band ho gayi.
Ammi- chalo band ho gaya ab sojao.
Pr tabhi agle hi pal dusri aaaahhhh ki chikh gunji. To ham firse has pade.
Mai- kya band hua.
To ammi ne apne mathe pr hath mara
Ammi- beti to beti maa bhi aisi.
Q ki abki baar khala thi chikhne Vali. Aur ab khala ke payal ki avaj gunj rahi thi chan chan aur khala bhi aapi ki tarah musalsal chikh rahi thi aaaahhhh oooohhhh dhireeee nikaale karke.
Aur ab ammi hasti Hui uthi. Aur boli.
Ammi- tum baitho begairto mai chali sone .
Aur ammi uth ke niche chali gayi. Sone. To mujhe baji ne ishara Kiya aur apne kareeb bulaya.
Baji- Bhai ek baat sach batana mai kal se tumhe dekh rahi hu. Tum jab bhi khala saba aur ammi ko dekhte ho tab tumhari ankho me chamak aa jati hai jaise mere jism ko dekh ke ATI hai.
Baji ki ye baat sun mai khamosh raha ek pal ke liye fir bola.
Mai- nahi baji aisi koi baat nahi hai aap galat samajh rahi ho.
Baji- acha dekhte hai
Mai- baji sach me meri koi niyat kisi pr kharab nahi hai.
To baji meri baat pr muskura di. Aur mere lund ko meri shalwar ke upar se pakad ke masal diya aur.
Baji- Aur ab jaldi jao ammi ke pass aur so jao isse pahele mai in logo ke avaj sun kr bahek na jau
Mai baji ko is baat k liye muskura diya. To baji ne mujhe haste hue dur dhakela aur boli.
Baji- ab jaldi jao.
Aur fir baji ne dhakel diya to mai bhi hasta hua utha aur kamre ki light off ki aur ammi ke baju me Jake let gaya.
