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This Story is fully fictional & is only for the sex story lovers....readers discretion is advised.......... thank you & enjoy..........................
Update 1
13 April Raat Ke 8 Baje,, Mehta niwas Lucknow………………………….
Raj : aava tum samajhti kyun nahi.... ye transfer mere career ke liye kitni badi baat hai,,kya tumhe khusi nahi ho rahi?? akhir tum kyu aisa behave kar rahi ho? Subah tak toh jane ke liye ready thi,,ab kya huwa? Ya fir yahan tumhara koi ashiq hai jisko chod ke jaane ka mann nahi, isiliye itne nakhre kar rahi ho??
(Raj ki baat sunke aava rone lagti hai)
Aava : aap yeh kya faltu ki baat bol rahe ho….me toh mummy papa ke liye tensed hoon,agar me yaha nahi rahungi toh unka khayal kon rakhega…...................................................
Raj : aur nahi toh kya,,nahi toh yaha kya hai jiske liye tum jana nahi chahti?? baat rahi mummy papa ki toh piya aur vikky hai na mom dad ke sath… ab tum jyada mat socho aur jane ke liye packing kar lo….aur agar tumhe nahi jana toh thik hai main akela hi chala jaunga fir rehna tum yahi…..............................................
(itna bolkar raj gusse mein apne room se bahar nikal jata hai)
Andar aava ankho mein ashu liye bed par baithi thi ki tabhi uski nanad piya aur uski saas komal dono andar aa ke aava se baatein karti hain aur use samjhake kuch der baad tino haste huwe kamre se bahar aate hain…...................
Anand (aava ke sasur) : waah bhagyawan, akhir tumne bahu ko vi apni mithi mithi baato se mana hi liya.. jaise mujhe manaya karti ho……........................ Aur apni biwi ko ankh maar deta hai…....
Komal (sharmate huwe) : aap vi na.. har waqt masti ke mood mein rehte ho….baccho ke samne toh kuch sharm karo ji…….............................................
Anand : kya karu meri pyari biwi ji..aap ho hi itni pyari aur agar main sharm karta toh yeh teen bacche kaise hote….Hehehe
Piya : hmm ab bas karo mere romeo juliet papa mummy aur chalo khana khate hain bohot vuk lag rahi hai..bhabhi ko samjhate samjhate sara energy khatm ho gaya hai...... hehehe
(Dinner table pe)
Anand : toh raj kab ki flight hai?
Raj : papa, parso Sunday subah 11 ki hai..........
Komal : thik hai beta.. aur sun waha meri pyari bahu ko kisi chiz ki kami nahi hone dena nahi toh teri khair nahi…..
Piya : arey mummy aap vi naa.. bhaiya bhabhi ko jabarjasti isi liye toh leja rahe hain…taki koi kami naa rahe…. hehehehe
(piya ki iss baat pe aava sharma jati hai)
Anand aava ki ore dekhte huwe : bahu, tum paresan mat ho,,humlogo ki chinta chodo aur aram se jao.... tum log jis society mein rehne jaa rahe ho wahan mera karibi dost rehta hai, kisi vi chiz ki dikkat ho toh woh hai help karne ke liye….............
Aava : woh toh thik hai par aap logo ko chod ke jaane ka mann hi nahi hai...…....
Komal : aava, jabse tum iss ghar mein aayi ho kahi ghumne vi nahi gayi.. din raat hamari sewa karti ho.. akhir tumhari vi life hai… maine itna samjhaya tha par tum toh avi tak usi baat par atki ho............................
Piya : bhabhi, aap chinta mat karo.. internship khatam hote hi main vi aapke pass aa jaungi….fir hum milke khub masti karenge….........................................
Vikky : haan bhabhi, aap fikar mat karo.. just relax............
Aava : thik hai.. aap sab ka dil nahi dukha sakti,me jaungi par mujhe wahan acha nahi laga toh main turant wapas aa jaungi.............................
Anand : pehle jao toh sahi.. hehehe……….. fir sab log khana khatm karke apne2 room mein jaate hain….............
Yeh hai anand mehta ka hasta khelta pariwar… jahan hardam khusi aur hasi ka mahol rehta hai…apne 2 bete aur 1 beti,biwi aur bahu ke sath anand luknow mein rehta hai… anand mehta(57) sarkari naukri karte hain…biwi komal(50) housewife… bada beta raj(33) ek multinational company mein job aur thoda shakki mijaz ka hai…. uski biwi aava(25)housewife ne vi graduation kiya hai….. beti piya(22) graduation khatm karke internship kar rahi hai….. dusra beta vikky(30) bank mein manager hai……..............................................
(hamari kahani ki main character aava banaras se hai…ghar ki badi beti… papa government job me the jo ki anand mehta ke bohot ache dost hain aur uski maa housewife…uske 1 chota bhai aur 1 behen….apne seher ki sabse hasin ladki me se ek aava jiska sapna actress banne ka tha par gharwalo ke khilaf woh jaa nai sakti thi isiliiye usne apna sapna chhod diya….. school ke dino se hi bohot se ladke uske madak jism ko paane ke liye piche pade rehte magar uska dil jeeta tha dev ne jo ki uska college classmate tha…aava use bohot pyaar karti thi…..aava usi se shadi ke sapne dekhti thi par baad me use jab pata chala ki dev ek playboy hai toh usne breakup kar liya…graduation complete hone ke baad uski shadi hogayi aur apne sanskaro se usne sasural walo ka dil jeet liya tha aur use ghar me sab bohot pyaar aur samman dete the par uska pati raj kabhi kabhi shakki swavab dikhata,, jis se woh thodi dukhi rehti thi)
15 tarikh ko subah 6 baje,, raj aur aava ke bedroom mein……………….
Aava : Oho, aap avi tak soye huwe hain, jaldi uth jaiye naa..nahi toh hum late ho jayenge……............................................. itna bolke aava raj ke pass jati hai aur jaise hi hath lagake uthane lagti hai,,raj use khich ke apne upar leta hai aur use chumne ki kosis karta hai….......
Raj chasma lagate huwe : ohh aava,avi toh 6 baje hain,itni jaldi kya hai? bohot achi lag rahi ho,, aao na thoda sa kiss karne do.. umm… raj bohot kosis karta hai aava ko kiss karne ki par aava badi furti se raj ke chehre se chasma utar deti hai aur uske changul se nikal jati hai…....................
Aava : ab dekhiye mujhe bin chasme ke…mere pyare pati parmeswar, subah ka waqt bhagwan ki puja ki hoti hai na ki aise gande kaam karne ki..samjhe…. aur jaldi uth ke fresh ho jaiye,, me puja karne jaa rahi hoon…................................... aur bed se dur jaake khadi ho jati hai….......
Raj gusse se : thik hai aava…ab chasma wapas dedo……... (yaha aapko bata du, raj ki ankhe behad kamjor hain aur bin chasme ke kuch khas dikhta nahi)
(aava raj ko uska chasma wapas deti hai aur woh uthke bathroom ki ore chal deta hai….uska mood off tha kyuki woh aava se thodi der pyar karna chah rha tha… isme uski koi galti vi nahi thi.. akhir ek pati apni patni ko pyaar karna chahe toh isme burai kis baat ki hai….. magar use malum hai ki uski biwi jitni modern hai utni hi sanskari vi hai…..shadi huwe 1 saal beet gaya tha par aaj tak raj ne aava ko theek se nanga, na hi aava ne raj ka lund achi tarah se dekha tha… raj koi demand vi nai rakhta tha, woh toh bas kapde utaar ke aava ke upar chadh jata aur apne 4.5 inch ke lund ko aava ki chut mein pel deta tha…na koi foreplay na hi koi nayapan,bas isi baat se khush rehta tha ki use itni sundar biwi mili hai…. Dono apne sex life se khush the…kyuki dono ko sex ka asli maja mila nahi tha….)
Subah 8 baje,, living room mein…………………………………
Komal : suniye ji, ham kitne khus nasib hain ki hame aava jaisi bahu mili hai, nahi toh ajkal ki bahuye ghar mein aate hi tandav karne lagti hain..saas sasur ki toh ijjat hi nahin karte….woh chali jayegi toh ghar suna suna lagega…...........
Anand : haan, yeh baat toh tumne ekdum sahi kaha…. hamare ghar mein ujala kardiya hai bahu ne aane ke baad…par usko vi apni life jini chahiye….agar raj ke sath jayegi toh usi ke liye accha rahega…..............
Kuch der baad……..
Anand : chote sun, bhaiya aur bhabhi ko airport chod dena aur wapas aate waqt teri mummy ki medicine vi lete aana............................
Vikky : thik hai papa… toh bhaiya bhabhi se jaldi ready hone ko bolo na..airport pohochne mein 45 mint lagenge aur avi 9 bajne wale hain…...........
Anand : raj,oh raj.. utha ki nahi ab tak aur jaldi ready ho jaa nahin toh late ho jaoge tumlog…...........
Andar kitchen mein piya aava ko ched rahi thi…. Bhabhi ab toh aap bade seher mein jaa rahi ho,hame vul mat jana..aur sirf bhaiya ka khayal mat rakhna hum sab vi hain yahan yaad rakhna.. hehehehe
Aava: badmas, ruk tujhe avi batati hoon...aur haan exam khatam hote hi aa jana mein akeli bore ho jaungi…. Bahar se apne sasur ki awaz sunte hi aava chai ready karke sabke liye chai nasta tayar karke ready hone room mein jati hai….. andar jaate hi raj use piche se pakad leta hai….
Aava: off oh..kya karte ho aap jante ho na subah subah yeh sub mujhe pasand nahi hai….chodo mujhe ready hona hai…....... raj ka hath apne kamar se hatate huwe…......
Raj : haan pata hai darling..par kya karu tumhe dekhte hi mujhe kuch karne ka mann karta hai… aao na bas ek kiss hi de do….............................. kiss karne aage badhta hai…....
Aava: no means no..try to understand raj…aap samajhte kyu nai,,.yeh sab kaam sirf raat ko, ab jao bahar aur mujhe kapde badalne do…..................
Raj ko samajh mein aa jata hai ki jitni vi kosis karlo aava uski baat nahi manne wali..toh woh kamre se bahar jata hai….kuch der baad aava vi ready hoke bahar aati hai…. aava kafi sexy lag rahi thi....................................
savi log nasta khatm karke kuch der baatein karte hain aur jaane ka time ho jata hai……..........
komal use kuch samjha rahi thi magar aava ko aaj vi baki ke dino jaise hi apne badan ko kisi ke ghoor ne ka ehsas ho raha tha…aur uska ye ehsas galat vi nahi tha kyuki uske madak jism ko jabse woh iss ghar mein aayi thi tabse do aankhe aise hi vogte the….jaise ki ankho se hi uske badan ko sehla aur har ang ka raspaan kar raha ho….aava ko apne badan ko kisi ke ghoorne se koyi problem nahi thi kyuki use pata hai ki woh kitni sundar hai aur body vi sexy thi toh woh janti thi ki use log pasand karte the….magar usko bahar wale logo ka toh samajh aata tha par apne ghar me hi koi usko stalk karta tha,,jo ki use ajeeb lagta aur use pata vi nahi tha ki woh kaun hai ya yeh sab uska bhram hai…….aava palat ke dekhti hai par wahan kohi nahi tha toh woh fir se apni saas ki baaton par dhyan deti hai................
Vikky : aur kitni der baate karoge aap log…late ho jayenge hum….Jaldi chalo, me ye bags leke jata hoon……............ Itna bolke woh ghar se bahar aata hai aur bags gadi mein rakhke intezar karta hai…
Ghar ke andar………............
Komal : aava, apna khayal rakhna aur mene jo samjhaya hai woh yaad rakhna.....................................
Aava ke ankho mein ashu bhar jati hai…..
Anand : oho..isme rone ki kya baat hai aava,,agar tumhe woh jagah pasand nahi aayi toh mujhe bata dena me khud tumhe lene aa jaunga.. ab khush??
Piya : kya papa..bhaiya bhabhi ki wajah se mujhe vi chance mil raha hai delhi ghumne ka aur aap toh mera plan hi fail karne par lage huwe ho…..................................
Piya ki baat sunke aava ke chehre par muskan aa jati hai aur savi log hasne lagte hain…................
Raj: thik hai mummy papa ab hum chalte hain nahi toh late ho jayenge…………….. fir sabko bye bolke gadi mein baith ke raj aur aava nikal jaate hain….........
Din ke 12:30 baje,, Delhi airport……………..
Flight se utar ke dono airport ke bahar aate hain toh bahar raj ke office ka driver pehle se maujud tha…driver ki najar jab aava ki haseen kaya par jaati hai toh woh uske saundaryata mein kho sa jata hai magar agle hi pal khud ko samhalte huwe…................................................
Pappu : welcome to delhi sir… me pappu…laiye bags me rakhta hoon….................................................................................... Baatein toh woh raj se kar raha tha magar uska dil baar baar aava ko dekhne ka kar rha tha….........................
woh darwaza kholte huwe aava ki gori pith ko jo ki kafi nangi thi,,uski chikni pith dekh ke pappu ke mooh mein pani aane lagta hai…................................tino gadi me baithte hain aur gadi apne raftar mein unke naye ghar ki taraf badh rahi thi aur idhar aava udas baithi thi…..........
Raj : kya huwa aava, tum avi tak udas ho? Tum fikar mat karo me hoon na tumhare sath, mein kavi tumhe akelapan feel nahi hone dunga aur tum sad hoti ho toh mujhe bilkul acha nahi lagta………....
Raj ki baat sunke aava….. nahi nahi,, bas me hamare family se alag nahi rahi toh thoda ajib sa feel ho raha hai….par aap tension naley,mein janti hoon aapki baat aur main vi puri kosis karungi ki aapko dukhi naa karu…......................... Raj : thanks aava…….......................................................
udhar pappu looking glass se baar baar aava ko dekhe jaa rha tha….........
pappu ko safed saree aur black blouse mein kaid aava ki chuchi aur badan ke nange hisso ko hawas vari najro se dekhte huwe raj aur aava dono notice karte hai fir aava apni saree se dikh rahe cleavage ko dhakti hai….................
Raj thoda gusse mein : oye pappu aage dekh ke gadi chala,, aur kitna time lagega society pohochne me?
Pappu nervous hoke : 25 mint lagenge sir…...........
kuch der baad unka society vi aa jata hai………jaha unke liye company ne ek 2bhk flat diya tha, jo ki 4th floor pe tha aur unke side wale building mein rehte the raj ke papa ke dost paul dsouza(56) ek departmental store ke malik joki society ke compound ke thik bahar tha aur dsouza society ke secretary vi hain,, unki biwi mrs.dsouza(52),, unka beta aur bahu bangalore mein rehte hain,, beti ki vi shadi ho gayi thi aur unka pota john jo ki hai 19 saal ka magar uski dimagi halat kisi 6-7 saal ke baccho ke jaisi hai aur woh vi mr/mrs.dsouza ke sath rehta tha…….............................................
Ab Aage…………..........
Jaise hi gadi society ke andar jane lagi toh gate pe khada watchman gadi rok deta hai….......................
watchman jiska naam afjal hai….jo ki bada harami kism ka aadmi hai….Kala sarir aur 6.5 foot ka afjal umar 54 saal,, shayari aur filmo ka saukeen,,joki ladkiyo ko sirf hawas vari najar se dekhta….usne film dekh dekh ke thodi bohot english vi sikh li thi aur apne sathiyo par dhosh jamane ke liye baat karte huwe bich bich mein jabarjasti English ghusata tha….................................
Afjal : Stop stop...arey kaha ghuse jaa rahe ho? Kis se milna hai?
Uski baat sunke Pappu : ye sahab naye aye hain yahan society mein…chalo rasta chodo….....
Afjal : acha toh kis bulding me?.............................................. sise ke andar jhakne ki kosis karta hai par kala sisa hone ke karan use kuch dikhta nahi…......
Pappu : kya dekh raha hai be, yeh B16 mein rehne aye hain…......
Afjal : ok go…..............................itna bolke watchman side ho jata hai aur jaise hi gadi uske bagal se gujarti hai uske nathuno mein ek mithi si khusbu vi hawa ke sath andar jaane lagti hai,,woh us mehek se ekdum madhosh ho jata hai…….........
Afjal : aaahhhh very nice khusbu hai……….................................
aur dekhne ki kosis karta hai ki akhir ye mithi khusbu kaha se aayi.. par gadi uske aage nikal chuki thi…woh gadi ko piche se dekhke ye janne ki kosis karta hai ki kon utarta hai gadi se….par usi waqt gate pe dusri gadi aati hai aur woh us gadi wale ko gali deta huwa waha busy ho jata hai magar uske dimaag me woh khusboo bas gayi thi….......................
Driver raj ko ghar ki chabi deke saman lift tak chodke ek jhalak aava ke jism ko dekh ke chala jata hai….ye baat aava vi notice karti hai par ignore karke lift ki ore chali jati hai….........................................................
Dono apne naye ghar ke andar jaa ke dekhte hain ki flat behad accha hai,room aur kitchen me sare chizo ka bandobast tha…bahar ki taraf balcony vi tha aur waha se aaspass ka nazara vi accha dikhta tha….dono fresh ho jate hain aur gharwalo se baatein karne lagte hain……................................................
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Komal: haan beta,acche se pohoch gaye na?
Raj: haan mummy,,hum aram se ghar aa gaye… aur vikki pohcha ki nai?
Komal: nai beta,woh meri medicine leke aayega….......
Raj : thik hai mummy… tabhi aava raj ke hath se phone leke…. Mummy ji,me toh avi se aap sabko miss kar rhi hoon…..
Komal : arey bahu tum apne naye ghar pe dhyan do,hum sab ki fikar chod…........
Aava : ok mummy ji, avi rakhti hoon,bohot kaam hai shaam ko baat karti hoon…bye
Komal : bye….............................................. fir dono apna laya huwa saman kapde apni apni jagah rakhne aur fresh hone mein busy ho jaate hain…...........................
Shaam Ke 4 Baje,,aava ke flat par…………………
Sara saman milane,,fresh hone aur kuch der rest karne ke baad dono ki baat aava ke maike mein hoti hai...kuch der baad aava ko vuk lagti hai.............
Aava : raj suniye na,,bohot bhuk lag rahi hai…chaliye bahar kuch kha ke aate hain….............................
Raj : hmm,bhuk toh mujhe vi lag rahi hai,,theek hai tum ready ho jao fir chalte hain......................
jab aava ready hoke nikalti hai toh raj bas dekhte reh jata hai kyuki aava bohot jyada beautiful aur uski dress usko hot bana rahi thi.....raj dil hi dil mein vagwan ka shukriya karta hai aava ko uski banane ke liye magar kahin na kahin uska sakki dimag aava ko modern kapde pehen ne ke liye mana karne ko bol raha tha ...........................................................
Kuch der baad dono apne flat se niche aate hain aur idhar udhar hariyali dekhte huwe…........................................
Aava : kitni acchi jagah hai na yeh? mujhe toh bilkul andaza nahi tha ki itni sundar hogi…...................
Raj : aur nahi toh kya,, tum khamakha chinta kar rahi thi…ab toh koi gila sikwa nahi hai na??
Aava bas muskura deti hai…...... Dono gate ki taraf chal dete hain…...jaise jaise dono baatein karte huwe aage badhte hain unpe afjal ki nazar padti hai,,jo ki mobile mein blue film dekh raha tha….........
Afjal mann mein : ab yeh kon aa raha hai idhar…theek se maja vi nahi lene dete................................................................... woh video rok ke ek baar fir un dono ki taraf dekhta hai toh uski najar aava par padti hai jo ki behad khubsurat lag rahi thi,,afjal ki aankhe aava par jam jati hai……............................................
"yeh kon naya maal hai? ya khuda lagta hai jannat se koi hoor aayi hai dharti par…kya cheez hai,,yeh toh kareena se vi sundar lag rahi hai…yeh maal mujhe mil jaye toh jindagi var apne lund se iski sewa karunga,, iske jism ko ragadne mein kitna maza aayega bilkul malai lagti hai........................................................................................................................................"
Afjal yehi sab soch raha tha ki dono uske bagal se nikal gaye aur uske sanso me wohi subah wali khusbu ghulne lagti hai…..........................................................................................................
"Ohh yeh toh subah wali khusbu hai,toh kya subah yehi thi car me? Bohot tight maal lagti hai..kya uvri huwi gaand hai Sali ki…aur body kya lachka rahi thi raand….yeh kya,sochte hi lund khada kar gayi ye bulbul…...................................…." afjal aava ke husn ko yaad karke baitha tha tabhi usko koi pukarta hai aur woh piche mudke dekhta hai toh use yogi dikhta hai jo ki dsouza ke store mein kaam karta aur iss society ka mali vi tha…. Yogi ek 65 saal ka budha tha jo ki darpok kism ka aadmi tha aur apni biwi bimla ke sath rehta tha,,uski biwi society ke kuch gharo me kaam karti thi…........................................................................................
Yogi : arey afjal, teri duty toh din ki hai na? iss waqt yaha kya kar raha hai?
Afjal jo ki aava ko soch ke mast tha,yogi ke aise disturb karne se usko gussa aata hai….............. shat aap,, teri maa chod raha hoon..dikhta nahin duty par hoon…...............
Yogi : kyu gussa ho raha hai… aur kavi toh sidhe mooh baat kar liya kar……….............
Afjal : mujhe mat sikha bhadwe,,waise vi mood thik nai hai woh do madharchod nawaz aur kaluwa ki wajah se…..........…
Yogi : toh ab tak dono chutti se nahi aaye kya?
Afjal : dsouza ko bola tha ek ko jaane do par saale ne dono ko chutti de di….ab dekh saalo ne 4 days bola tha aur idhar pura hafta nikal gaya…. usko bola toh bhadwa sala sara khunnas mere pe nikaalta hai…kisi din apni khopdi hati toh iski maa chod dunga…..........................
Yogi : hahaha uski maa ko kaise chodega woh toh mar gayi hogi aur uski beti ke sath woh sab karne ke liye kisne bola tha…ab vugat…................................
Afjal : yaar,,thi hi itni jabarjast maal ki khud ko rok nahi paya…aur Sali ne khud hi isara kiya tha toh what to do……........
Yogi : kuch vi ho par sukar kar ki dsouza ne police nahi ki… aur haan woh bol rahe the ki kal sari building ki tanki saaf karni hai toh subah tayar rehna…................................
Afjal : uski maa ka bhosda…sala me tanki saaf karunga toh gate pe kya uska baap standing rahega? Ek toh 7 days se thik se so nahi paya hoon…...............................................................
Yogi : mere ko nai pata, mujhe jo bola woh tere ko bata diya…ab tu aa ya nahi teri marji…. Me chalta hoon ab bimla aanewali hogi…..................................................................
Yogi chala jata hai aur afjal kisiko phone lagate huwe mann hi mann secretary ko gaali dene lagta hai…............................
Raat ke 9:30 baje,,hotel se society…………….
Raj aur aava bahar hi dinner karke thoda ghumte huwe society ki ore chal dete hain……...................
dono gate ke samne wale road ke us paar se iss paar aa hi rahe the ki 2 badmash ladke sharab ke nashe mein aava ko dekh ke anab sanab bakte huwe piche piche lag gaye….aava behad darr gayi aur raj ko kas ke pakad liya aur dono tej tej chalne lage….woh ladke aava ke baare mein gandi gandi baate karte huwe ched rahe the aur ek do baar aava ko touch vi kar liya…. Dono gate pe pohoch gaye aur wahin khade hoke raj unko police ki dhamki dene laga par dono par iska koi asar nahi huwa….. ek badmash ne aava ka hath pakad liya aur apni taraf khich ke badtamizi karne laga……jab raj ne use naa karne ko kaha toh ulta dono raj ke sath dhakka mukki karne aur gaaliyan dene lage,,gate ke andar se afjal ko gaaliyan sunai di toh woh uth ke dekhne gaya ki kon hai…tabhi uski najar aava,raj aur 2 lafango par padi jab usne aava ke chehre par paresani dekhi toh woh samajh gaya ki baat kya hai…….............................
Afjal gate se nikalte huwe : hey who is….kon ho tumlog aur inhe paresan kyu kar rahe ho??
Badmash1 : tu kon hota hai be hamare mamle me taang adane wala…saley buddhe jaa apna kaam kar,,aa jao meri jaan tumhe jitne paise chaiye dunga,bas ek baar chal hamare sath…….....................................
Afjal aava ko dekh ke : sir,madam aap dono andar jaiye,me samhalta hoon………… dono gate ke andar jaate hain aur aava raj ko police ko call karne bolti hai……........
Badmash2 : oye janeman,,kahan chali hame akela chod ke, yeh madharchod hamare kis kaam ka??............................ Itna bolke woh badmash andar ghusne laga par afjal kahan jaa raha hai be bolke use pakad ke dhakel deta hai,, afjal ko behad gussa aane laga tha…......................................
Badmash1 : behen ke lode teri itni himmat, hamara rasta rokta hai,, Aaj teri maa chod dunga….. Aur woh afjal ko mukka maarne hi wala tha ki…................
Afjal : madharchod bas bohot hogayi sarafat……..bolte huwe ek mukka badmash1 ke mooh pe marta hai jis se woh niche gir jata hai,,mooh se khoon ki dhara bahate huwe…. Fir afjal par dusra jhapatta marta hai par afjal uske pet pe ek laat maarte huwe pitai suru kar deta hai,,woh dono ko filmy style mein patak patak ke maar maar ke lahu lohan kar deta hai…….. aava aur raj afjal ko aise do logo ko kuttey ki tarah maarte dekh achamvit hote hain aur wahin aava afjal ke daring par impress hone lagti hai,, afjal ke hatho aur laaton ki maar khane ke baad dono behosh ho gaye the,, kuch der baad wahan police ki gaadi aa ke dono ko utha ke chali jaati hai…...........................................................................
Raj : thanks… ab police unhe sabak sikhayegi….............
Afjal : its ok sir,,yeh toh mera job hai… aava ki najar afjal ke khoon se saney hath par jaati hai……........
Aava : aapke hatho se toh khoon nikal raha hai…............
Afjal aava ke masum chehre ki ore dekhte huwe : arey nahi madam ji,,yeh toh un do haramkhoro ka blood hai….. gamche se hath pochte huwe… Magar aap ko toh kuch nahi huwa na??
Aava : nahi me thik hoon……..
Afjal : waise aap log today marning hi aaye ho na yahan??
Raj : haan aaj hi shift huwe b16 me….....
Afjal : bohot accha… Baat woh raj se kar raha tha par uska dhyan sirf aava ke haseen chehre par tha….............
Raj : waise naam kya hai tumhara? aur tumhari age toh jyada lagti hai,,fir kaise tumne dono gundo se akele hi vid gaye??
Afjal : oh..my name afjal hai sir…me bihar se hoon… ab kya kahoon sir ji,, darasal jab me village mein tha toh wrestling kiya karta tha….yeh sab toh mere aage kuch vi nahi,,me toh aise 4-5 mustando ko ek baar me finish kar sakta hoon….umar mein kya rakha hai sir asli cheez toh jigar hai…. waise me 54 ka hoon……. Afjal ki baat sunke aava hairan hokar use upar se niche dekhti hai……...............
Aava : dekhiye na hum aaj hi delhi aaye aur aaj hi yeh sab….......................
Raj : kya tum bhi,,kuch huwa toh nahi na…aur in sab mein hamare aane ka kya dosh,,aise log toh duniya var mein hain…sab tumhari wajah se huwa hai,,kya jarurat thi aise kapde pehen ne ki aur maine bola tha ki jaldi chalte hain,,par tum…………….......................................................... raj ki aisi baat sun ke aava dukhi ho jati hai……..............
Afjal : sir,, kyu naraj hote ho…ek toh madam itni ghabrayi huwi hain aur upar se aap................
Raj afjal ko bich mein rokte huwe : tumhe kisne bich mein bolne ko kaha..................................................................................... raj ke aise bolne par afjal ko gussa aata hai par aava ko dekh ke woh kuch jahir nahi karta.................idhar aava ko vi raj ke afjal ko waise bolne par bura lagta hai...........................
Afjal : sorry sir,, aur bataiye kaisa laga aapko hamara society? Ye baat usne aava ke chuchiyo ki taraf dekhte huwe bola….. Afjal mann mein….waah kitni khubsurat ghati hai iski,ji karta hai gir jau inke andar…..................
Raj : haan achi hai aur mere se jyada meri wife ko yeh jagah acchi lagi hai….
Afjal: sach me? Kyu acha na lage sir…..Akhir beautiful logo ki najar vi beautiful hoti hain….. (aise directly itna bolne par raj afjal ko ajib tarike se dekhne laga,,afjal ko laga ki usne kuch jyada hi bol diya fir baat ko samhalte huwe)m..m..mera matlab hai ki jin logo ka mann sundar hota hain unko har cheez sundar lagti hai aur bohot beautiful jodi hai aap dono ki bilkul hero dilip kumar aur heroin saira bano jaisi.…. Aap dono ko kisi ki najar naa lage……..............
(Afjal ki baat sunke raj normal hoke hasne laga aur aava ek sharmili smile dene se khud ko rok na saki aur uske muh se thank you nikal gaya)
Aava ke hotho se nikli woh awaz afjal ke kaano se hote huwe sidha dil mein sama gaya,,uske mann me laddo footne lage,afjal ne socha ki aur maska lagate hain iss hoor ko……………...................
Afjal : its ok madam ji is me sukriya kis baat ka,,mene jo dekha wohi bola… aur kisi vi cheez ki pirablam(problem) ho toh mujhe yaad kijiyega….
Raj ghadi dekh ke : haan haan theek hai afjal,,late ho raha hai,,ab hum chalte hain….. aava raj ke sath jaane lagti hai aur piche se afjal aava ke tight dress me hichkole leti huwi gaand dekhte rehta hai jab tak woh dono uske ankho se ojhal nahi ho jate…..kuch aage nikalne ke baad aava ek baar piche mood ke afjal ko dekhti hai....................................
Afjal aava ko mudke dekhte huwe dekhta hai toh uske tan badan mein ek leher daud jati hai,,woh aava ka diwana hogaya tha,,use baar baar aava ki sexy body aur uske bole huwe shabd yaad aa rahe the…uske khayalo me khoya huwa afjal ki najar ab baar baar aava ki flat ore jaa raha tha ki kahi woh ek baar dikh jaye…………...............
Idhar Flat pe pohochne ke baad Aava bathroom jaa ke wapas aati hai toh raj so chuka tha… use thoda bura lagta hai kyuki woh us se baatein karna chahti thi…use neend nahi aa rahi thi… bed pe lete huwe woh kuch der pehle huwi ghatna ko yaad karne lagi……………………...................
aava mann hi mann……….. avi avi itna sab ho gaya aur yeh so gaye jaise ki kuch huwa hi na ho....hey vagwan tera lakh lakh shukriya,,,...........yahan inhe meri koi fikar nahi,,aake kuch bole bagair so gaye aur woh watchman hum dono ko dilip kumar aur saira bano bol raha tha,, kya naam tha uska?.... haan afjal,, itni umar hone ke baad vi kisi jawan mard ki tarah pitai kar raha tha,,woh vi ek sath do logo ki…..bilkul filmo ke hero jaise,, thank god woh sahi waqt pe aa gaya nahi to kuch vi ho sakta tha…… yeh raj toh sirf ghar par sher bante hain,,aur upar se us bhale watchman ko daant diya jisne hame problem se nikala..... dikhne mein kitna darawna aur ganwaar lagta hai par kitne ache se baat kar raha tha aur English vi bol raha tha woh vi funny style mein….....aur kaise ghoor ghoor ke dekh raha tha jaise kabhi aurat dekhi hi na ho….. hmm kya pata bechare ne sirf apne jaise kali,badsurat aur darawni aurato ko hi dekha hoga…hehehehe magar aadmi kafi daring aur funny lagta hai,,usne itni help ki aur hamne toh use theek se sukriya vi nahi kaha…kya soch raha hoga hamare baare mein.......ab milega toh theek se thank you bol dungi…..yehi sochte huwe aava ki ankh lag jati hai………................................
Update 1
13 April Raat Ke 8 Baje,, Mehta niwas Lucknow………………………….
Raj : aava tum samajhti kyun nahi.... ye transfer mere career ke liye kitni badi baat hai,,kya tumhe khusi nahi ho rahi?? akhir tum kyu aisa behave kar rahi ho? Subah tak toh jane ke liye ready thi,,ab kya huwa? Ya fir yahan tumhara koi ashiq hai jisko chod ke jaane ka mann nahi, isiliye itne nakhre kar rahi ho??
(Raj ki baat sunke aava rone lagti hai)
Aava : aap yeh kya faltu ki baat bol rahe ho….me toh mummy papa ke liye tensed hoon,agar me yaha nahi rahungi toh unka khayal kon rakhega…...................................................
Raj : aur nahi toh kya,,nahi toh yaha kya hai jiske liye tum jana nahi chahti?? baat rahi mummy papa ki toh piya aur vikky hai na mom dad ke sath… ab tum jyada mat socho aur jane ke liye packing kar lo….aur agar tumhe nahi jana toh thik hai main akela hi chala jaunga fir rehna tum yahi…..............................................
(itna bolkar raj gusse mein apne room se bahar nikal jata hai)
Andar aava ankho mein ashu liye bed par baithi thi ki tabhi uski nanad piya aur uski saas komal dono andar aa ke aava se baatein karti hain aur use samjhake kuch der baad tino haste huwe kamre se bahar aate hain…...................
Anand (aava ke sasur) : waah bhagyawan, akhir tumne bahu ko vi apni mithi mithi baato se mana hi liya.. jaise mujhe manaya karti ho……........................ Aur apni biwi ko ankh maar deta hai…....
Komal (sharmate huwe) : aap vi na.. har waqt masti ke mood mein rehte ho….baccho ke samne toh kuch sharm karo ji…….............................................
Anand : kya karu meri pyari biwi ji..aap ho hi itni pyari aur agar main sharm karta toh yeh teen bacche kaise hote….Hehehe
Piya : hmm ab bas karo mere romeo juliet papa mummy aur chalo khana khate hain bohot vuk lag rahi hai..bhabhi ko samjhate samjhate sara energy khatm ho gaya hai...... hehehe
(Dinner table pe)
Anand : toh raj kab ki flight hai?
Raj : papa, parso Sunday subah 11 ki hai..........
Komal : thik hai beta.. aur sun waha meri pyari bahu ko kisi chiz ki kami nahi hone dena nahi toh teri khair nahi…..
Piya : arey mummy aap vi naa.. bhaiya bhabhi ko jabarjasti isi liye toh leja rahe hain…taki koi kami naa rahe…. hehehehe
(piya ki iss baat pe aava sharma jati hai)
Anand aava ki ore dekhte huwe : bahu, tum paresan mat ho,,humlogo ki chinta chodo aur aram se jao.... tum log jis society mein rehne jaa rahe ho wahan mera karibi dost rehta hai, kisi vi chiz ki dikkat ho toh woh hai help karne ke liye….............
Aava : woh toh thik hai par aap logo ko chod ke jaane ka mann hi nahi hai...…....
Komal : aava, jabse tum iss ghar mein aayi ho kahi ghumne vi nahi gayi.. din raat hamari sewa karti ho.. akhir tumhari vi life hai… maine itna samjhaya tha par tum toh avi tak usi baat par atki ho............................
Piya : bhabhi, aap chinta mat karo.. internship khatam hote hi main vi aapke pass aa jaungi….fir hum milke khub masti karenge….........................................
Vikky : haan bhabhi, aap fikar mat karo.. just relax............
Aava : thik hai.. aap sab ka dil nahi dukha sakti,me jaungi par mujhe wahan acha nahi laga toh main turant wapas aa jaungi.............................
Anand : pehle jao toh sahi.. hehehe……….. fir sab log khana khatm karke apne2 room mein jaate hain….............
Yeh hai anand mehta ka hasta khelta pariwar… jahan hardam khusi aur hasi ka mahol rehta hai…apne 2 bete aur 1 beti,biwi aur bahu ke sath anand luknow mein rehta hai… anand mehta(57) sarkari naukri karte hain…biwi komal(50) housewife… bada beta raj(33) ek multinational company mein job aur thoda shakki mijaz ka hai…. uski biwi aava(25)housewife ne vi graduation kiya hai….. beti piya(22) graduation khatm karke internship kar rahi hai….. dusra beta vikky(30) bank mein manager hai……..............................................
(hamari kahani ki main character aava banaras se hai…ghar ki badi beti… papa government job me the jo ki anand mehta ke bohot ache dost hain aur uski maa housewife…uske 1 chota bhai aur 1 behen….apne seher ki sabse hasin ladki me se ek aava jiska sapna actress banne ka tha par gharwalo ke khilaf woh jaa nai sakti thi isiliiye usne apna sapna chhod diya….. school ke dino se hi bohot se ladke uske madak jism ko paane ke liye piche pade rehte magar uska dil jeeta tha dev ne jo ki uska college classmate tha…aava use bohot pyaar karti thi…..aava usi se shadi ke sapne dekhti thi par baad me use jab pata chala ki dev ek playboy hai toh usne breakup kar liya…graduation complete hone ke baad uski shadi hogayi aur apne sanskaro se usne sasural walo ka dil jeet liya tha aur use ghar me sab bohot pyaar aur samman dete the par uska pati raj kabhi kabhi shakki swavab dikhata,, jis se woh thodi dukhi rehti thi)
15 tarikh ko subah 6 baje,, raj aur aava ke bedroom mein……………….
Aava : Oho, aap avi tak soye huwe hain, jaldi uth jaiye naa..nahi toh hum late ho jayenge……............................................. itna bolke aava raj ke pass jati hai aur jaise hi hath lagake uthane lagti hai,,raj use khich ke apne upar leta hai aur use chumne ki kosis karta hai….......
Raj chasma lagate huwe : ohh aava,avi toh 6 baje hain,itni jaldi kya hai? bohot achi lag rahi ho,, aao na thoda sa kiss karne do.. umm… raj bohot kosis karta hai aava ko kiss karne ki par aava badi furti se raj ke chehre se chasma utar deti hai aur uske changul se nikal jati hai…....................
Aava : ab dekhiye mujhe bin chasme ke…mere pyare pati parmeswar, subah ka waqt bhagwan ki puja ki hoti hai na ki aise gande kaam karne ki..samjhe…. aur jaldi uth ke fresh ho jaiye,, me puja karne jaa rahi hoon…................................... aur bed se dur jaake khadi ho jati hai….......
Raj gusse se : thik hai aava…ab chasma wapas dedo……... (yaha aapko bata du, raj ki ankhe behad kamjor hain aur bin chasme ke kuch khas dikhta nahi)
(aava raj ko uska chasma wapas deti hai aur woh uthke bathroom ki ore chal deta hai….uska mood off tha kyuki woh aava se thodi der pyar karna chah rha tha… isme uski koi galti vi nahi thi.. akhir ek pati apni patni ko pyaar karna chahe toh isme burai kis baat ki hai….. magar use malum hai ki uski biwi jitni modern hai utni hi sanskari vi hai…..shadi huwe 1 saal beet gaya tha par aaj tak raj ne aava ko theek se nanga, na hi aava ne raj ka lund achi tarah se dekha tha… raj koi demand vi nai rakhta tha, woh toh bas kapde utaar ke aava ke upar chadh jata aur apne 4.5 inch ke lund ko aava ki chut mein pel deta tha…na koi foreplay na hi koi nayapan,bas isi baat se khush rehta tha ki use itni sundar biwi mili hai…. Dono apne sex life se khush the…kyuki dono ko sex ka asli maja mila nahi tha….)
Subah 8 baje,, living room mein…………………………………
Komal : suniye ji, ham kitne khus nasib hain ki hame aava jaisi bahu mili hai, nahi toh ajkal ki bahuye ghar mein aate hi tandav karne lagti hain..saas sasur ki toh ijjat hi nahin karte….woh chali jayegi toh ghar suna suna lagega…...........
Anand : haan, yeh baat toh tumne ekdum sahi kaha…. hamare ghar mein ujala kardiya hai bahu ne aane ke baad…par usko vi apni life jini chahiye….agar raj ke sath jayegi toh usi ke liye accha rahega…..............
Kuch der baad……..
Anand : chote sun, bhaiya aur bhabhi ko airport chod dena aur wapas aate waqt teri mummy ki medicine vi lete aana............................
Vikky : thik hai papa… toh bhaiya bhabhi se jaldi ready hone ko bolo na..airport pohochne mein 45 mint lagenge aur avi 9 bajne wale hain…...........
Anand : raj,oh raj.. utha ki nahi ab tak aur jaldi ready ho jaa nahin toh late ho jaoge tumlog…...........
Andar kitchen mein piya aava ko ched rahi thi…. Bhabhi ab toh aap bade seher mein jaa rahi ho,hame vul mat jana..aur sirf bhaiya ka khayal mat rakhna hum sab vi hain yahan yaad rakhna.. hehehehe
Aava: badmas, ruk tujhe avi batati hoon...aur haan exam khatam hote hi aa jana mein akeli bore ho jaungi…. Bahar se apne sasur ki awaz sunte hi aava chai ready karke sabke liye chai nasta tayar karke ready hone room mein jati hai….. andar jaate hi raj use piche se pakad leta hai….
Aava: off oh..kya karte ho aap jante ho na subah subah yeh sub mujhe pasand nahi hai….chodo mujhe ready hona hai…....... raj ka hath apne kamar se hatate huwe…......
Raj : haan pata hai darling..par kya karu tumhe dekhte hi mujhe kuch karne ka mann karta hai… aao na bas ek kiss hi de do….............................. kiss karne aage badhta hai…....
Aava: no means no..try to understand raj…aap samajhte kyu nai,,.yeh sab kaam sirf raat ko, ab jao bahar aur mujhe kapde badalne do…..................
Raj ko samajh mein aa jata hai ki jitni vi kosis karlo aava uski baat nahi manne wali..toh woh kamre se bahar jata hai….kuch der baad aava vi ready hoke bahar aati hai…. aava kafi sexy lag rahi thi....................................
savi log nasta khatm karke kuch der baatein karte hain aur jaane ka time ho jata hai……..........
komal use kuch samjha rahi thi magar aava ko aaj vi baki ke dino jaise hi apne badan ko kisi ke ghoor ne ka ehsas ho raha tha…aur uska ye ehsas galat vi nahi tha kyuki uske madak jism ko jabse woh iss ghar mein aayi thi tabse do aankhe aise hi vogte the….jaise ki ankho se hi uske badan ko sehla aur har ang ka raspaan kar raha ho….aava ko apne badan ko kisi ke ghoorne se koyi problem nahi thi kyuki use pata hai ki woh kitni sundar hai aur body vi sexy thi toh woh janti thi ki use log pasand karte the….magar usko bahar wale logo ka toh samajh aata tha par apne ghar me hi koi usko stalk karta tha,,jo ki use ajeeb lagta aur use pata vi nahi tha ki woh kaun hai ya yeh sab uska bhram hai…….aava palat ke dekhti hai par wahan kohi nahi tha toh woh fir se apni saas ki baaton par dhyan deti hai................
Vikky : aur kitni der baate karoge aap log…late ho jayenge hum….Jaldi chalo, me ye bags leke jata hoon……............ Itna bolke woh ghar se bahar aata hai aur bags gadi mein rakhke intezar karta hai…
Ghar ke andar………............
Komal : aava, apna khayal rakhna aur mene jo samjhaya hai woh yaad rakhna.....................................
Aava ke ankho mein ashu bhar jati hai…..
Anand : oho..isme rone ki kya baat hai aava,,agar tumhe woh jagah pasand nahi aayi toh mujhe bata dena me khud tumhe lene aa jaunga.. ab khush??
Piya : kya papa..bhaiya bhabhi ki wajah se mujhe vi chance mil raha hai delhi ghumne ka aur aap toh mera plan hi fail karne par lage huwe ho…..................................
Piya ki baat sunke aava ke chehre par muskan aa jati hai aur savi log hasne lagte hain…................
Raj: thik hai mummy papa ab hum chalte hain nahi toh late ho jayenge…………….. fir sabko bye bolke gadi mein baith ke raj aur aava nikal jaate hain….........
Din ke 12:30 baje,, Delhi airport……………..
Flight se utar ke dono airport ke bahar aate hain toh bahar raj ke office ka driver pehle se maujud tha…driver ki najar jab aava ki haseen kaya par jaati hai toh woh uske saundaryata mein kho sa jata hai magar agle hi pal khud ko samhalte huwe…................................................
Pappu : welcome to delhi sir… me pappu…laiye bags me rakhta hoon….................................................................................... Baatein toh woh raj se kar raha tha magar uska dil baar baar aava ko dekhne ka kar rha tha….........................
woh darwaza kholte huwe aava ki gori pith ko jo ki kafi nangi thi,,uski chikni pith dekh ke pappu ke mooh mein pani aane lagta hai…................................tino gadi me baithte hain aur gadi apne raftar mein unke naye ghar ki taraf badh rahi thi aur idhar aava udas baithi thi…..........
Raj : kya huwa aava, tum avi tak udas ho? Tum fikar mat karo me hoon na tumhare sath, mein kavi tumhe akelapan feel nahi hone dunga aur tum sad hoti ho toh mujhe bilkul acha nahi lagta………....
Raj ki baat sunke aava….. nahi nahi,, bas me hamare family se alag nahi rahi toh thoda ajib sa feel ho raha hai….par aap tension naley,mein janti hoon aapki baat aur main vi puri kosis karungi ki aapko dukhi naa karu…......................... Raj : thanks aava…….......................................................
udhar pappu looking glass se baar baar aava ko dekhe jaa rha tha….........
pappu ko safed saree aur black blouse mein kaid aava ki chuchi aur badan ke nange hisso ko hawas vari najro se dekhte huwe raj aur aava dono notice karte hai fir aava apni saree se dikh rahe cleavage ko dhakti hai….................
Raj thoda gusse mein : oye pappu aage dekh ke gadi chala,, aur kitna time lagega society pohochne me?
Pappu nervous hoke : 25 mint lagenge sir…...........
kuch der baad unka society vi aa jata hai………jaha unke liye company ne ek 2bhk flat diya tha, jo ki 4th floor pe tha aur unke side wale building mein rehte the raj ke papa ke dost paul dsouza(56) ek departmental store ke malik joki society ke compound ke thik bahar tha aur dsouza society ke secretary vi hain,, unki biwi mrs.dsouza(52),, unka beta aur bahu bangalore mein rehte hain,, beti ki vi shadi ho gayi thi aur unka pota john jo ki hai 19 saal ka magar uski dimagi halat kisi 6-7 saal ke baccho ke jaisi hai aur woh vi mr/mrs.dsouza ke sath rehta tha…….............................................
Ab Aage…………..........
Jaise hi gadi society ke andar jane lagi toh gate pe khada watchman gadi rok deta hai….......................
watchman jiska naam afjal hai….jo ki bada harami kism ka aadmi hai….Kala sarir aur 6.5 foot ka afjal umar 54 saal,, shayari aur filmo ka saukeen,,joki ladkiyo ko sirf hawas vari najar se dekhta….usne film dekh dekh ke thodi bohot english vi sikh li thi aur apne sathiyo par dhosh jamane ke liye baat karte huwe bich bich mein jabarjasti English ghusata tha….................................
Afjal : Stop stop...arey kaha ghuse jaa rahe ho? Kis se milna hai?
Uski baat sunke Pappu : ye sahab naye aye hain yahan society mein…chalo rasta chodo….....
Afjal : acha toh kis bulding me?.............................................. sise ke andar jhakne ki kosis karta hai par kala sisa hone ke karan use kuch dikhta nahi…......
Pappu : kya dekh raha hai be, yeh B16 mein rehne aye hain…......
Afjal : ok go…..............................itna bolke watchman side ho jata hai aur jaise hi gadi uske bagal se gujarti hai uske nathuno mein ek mithi si khusbu vi hawa ke sath andar jaane lagti hai,,woh us mehek se ekdum madhosh ho jata hai…….........
Afjal : aaahhhh very nice khusbu hai……….................................
aur dekhne ki kosis karta hai ki akhir ye mithi khusbu kaha se aayi.. par gadi uske aage nikal chuki thi…woh gadi ko piche se dekhke ye janne ki kosis karta hai ki kon utarta hai gadi se….par usi waqt gate pe dusri gadi aati hai aur woh us gadi wale ko gali deta huwa waha busy ho jata hai magar uske dimaag me woh khusboo bas gayi thi….......................
Driver raj ko ghar ki chabi deke saman lift tak chodke ek jhalak aava ke jism ko dekh ke chala jata hai….ye baat aava vi notice karti hai par ignore karke lift ki ore chali jati hai….........................................................
Dono apne naye ghar ke andar jaa ke dekhte hain ki flat behad accha hai,room aur kitchen me sare chizo ka bandobast tha…bahar ki taraf balcony vi tha aur waha se aaspass ka nazara vi accha dikhta tha….dono fresh ho jate hain aur gharwalo se baatein karne lagte hain……................................................
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Komal: haan beta,acche se pohoch gaye na?
Raj: haan mummy,,hum aram se ghar aa gaye… aur vikki pohcha ki nai?
Komal: nai beta,woh meri medicine leke aayega….......
Raj : thik hai mummy… tabhi aava raj ke hath se phone leke…. Mummy ji,me toh avi se aap sabko miss kar rhi hoon…..
Komal : arey bahu tum apne naye ghar pe dhyan do,hum sab ki fikar chod…........
Aava : ok mummy ji, avi rakhti hoon,bohot kaam hai shaam ko baat karti hoon…bye
Komal : bye….............................................. fir dono apna laya huwa saman kapde apni apni jagah rakhne aur fresh hone mein busy ho jaate hain…...........................
Shaam Ke 4 Baje,,aava ke flat par…………………
Sara saman milane,,fresh hone aur kuch der rest karne ke baad dono ki baat aava ke maike mein hoti hai...kuch der baad aava ko vuk lagti hai.............
Aava : raj suniye na,,bohot bhuk lag rahi hai…chaliye bahar kuch kha ke aate hain….............................
Raj : hmm,bhuk toh mujhe vi lag rahi hai,,theek hai tum ready ho jao fir chalte hain......................
jab aava ready hoke nikalti hai toh raj bas dekhte reh jata hai kyuki aava bohot jyada beautiful aur uski dress usko hot bana rahi thi.....raj dil hi dil mein vagwan ka shukriya karta hai aava ko uski banane ke liye magar kahin na kahin uska sakki dimag aava ko modern kapde pehen ne ke liye mana karne ko bol raha tha ...........................................................
Kuch der baad dono apne flat se niche aate hain aur idhar udhar hariyali dekhte huwe…........................................
Aava : kitni acchi jagah hai na yeh? mujhe toh bilkul andaza nahi tha ki itni sundar hogi…...................
Raj : aur nahi toh kya,, tum khamakha chinta kar rahi thi…ab toh koi gila sikwa nahi hai na??
Aava bas muskura deti hai…...... Dono gate ki taraf chal dete hain…...jaise jaise dono baatein karte huwe aage badhte hain unpe afjal ki nazar padti hai,,jo ki mobile mein blue film dekh raha tha….........
Afjal mann mein : ab yeh kon aa raha hai idhar…theek se maja vi nahi lene dete................................................................... woh video rok ke ek baar fir un dono ki taraf dekhta hai toh uski najar aava par padti hai jo ki behad khubsurat lag rahi thi,,afjal ki aankhe aava par jam jati hai……............................................
"yeh kon naya maal hai? ya khuda lagta hai jannat se koi hoor aayi hai dharti par…kya cheez hai,,yeh toh kareena se vi sundar lag rahi hai…yeh maal mujhe mil jaye toh jindagi var apne lund se iski sewa karunga,, iske jism ko ragadne mein kitna maza aayega bilkul malai lagti hai........................................................................................................................................"
Afjal yehi sab soch raha tha ki dono uske bagal se nikal gaye aur uske sanso me wohi subah wali khusbu ghulne lagti hai…..........................................................................................................
"Ohh yeh toh subah wali khusbu hai,toh kya subah yehi thi car me? Bohot tight maal lagti hai..kya uvri huwi gaand hai Sali ki…aur body kya lachka rahi thi raand….yeh kya,sochte hi lund khada kar gayi ye bulbul…...................................…." afjal aava ke husn ko yaad karke baitha tha tabhi usko koi pukarta hai aur woh piche mudke dekhta hai toh use yogi dikhta hai jo ki dsouza ke store mein kaam karta aur iss society ka mali vi tha…. Yogi ek 65 saal ka budha tha jo ki darpok kism ka aadmi tha aur apni biwi bimla ke sath rehta tha,,uski biwi society ke kuch gharo me kaam karti thi…........................................................................................
Yogi : arey afjal, teri duty toh din ki hai na? iss waqt yaha kya kar raha hai?
Afjal jo ki aava ko soch ke mast tha,yogi ke aise disturb karne se usko gussa aata hai….............. shat aap,, teri maa chod raha hoon..dikhta nahin duty par hoon…...............
Yogi : kyu gussa ho raha hai… aur kavi toh sidhe mooh baat kar liya kar……….............
Afjal : mujhe mat sikha bhadwe,,waise vi mood thik nai hai woh do madharchod nawaz aur kaluwa ki wajah se…..........…
Yogi : toh ab tak dono chutti se nahi aaye kya?
Afjal : dsouza ko bola tha ek ko jaane do par saale ne dono ko chutti de di….ab dekh saalo ne 4 days bola tha aur idhar pura hafta nikal gaya…. usko bola toh bhadwa sala sara khunnas mere pe nikaalta hai…kisi din apni khopdi hati toh iski maa chod dunga…..........................
Yogi : hahaha uski maa ko kaise chodega woh toh mar gayi hogi aur uski beti ke sath woh sab karne ke liye kisne bola tha…ab vugat…................................
Afjal : yaar,,thi hi itni jabarjast maal ki khud ko rok nahi paya…aur Sali ne khud hi isara kiya tha toh what to do……........
Yogi : kuch vi ho par sukar kar ki dsouza ne police nahi ki… aur haan woh bol rahe the ki kal sari building ki tanki saaf karni hai toh subah tayar rehna…................................
Afjal : uski maa ka bhosda…sala me tanki saaf karunga toh gate pe kya uska baap standing rahega? Ek toh 7 days se thik se so nahi paya hoon…...............................................................
Yogi : mere ko nai pata, mujhe jo bola woh tere ko bata diya…ab tu aa ya nahi teri marji…. Me chalta hoon ab bimla aanewali hogi…..................................................................
Yogi chala jata hai aur afjal kisiko phone lagate huwe mann hi mann secretary ko gaali dene lagta hai…............................
Raat ke 9:30 baje,,hotel se society…………….
Raj aur aava bahar hi dinner karke thoda ghumte huwe society ki ore chal dete hain……...................
dono gate ke samne wale road ke us paar se iss paar aa hi rahe the ki 2 badmash ladke sharab ke nashe mein aava ko dekh ke anab sanab bakte huwe piche piche lag gaye….aava behad darr gayi aur raj ko kas ke pakad liya aur dono tej tej chalne lage….woh ladke aava ke baare mein gandi gandi baate karte huwe ched rahe the aur ek do baar aava ko touch vi kar liya…. Dono gate pe pohoch gaye aur wahin khade hoke raj unko police ki dhamki dene laga par dono par iska koi asar nahi huwa….. ek badmash ne aava ka hath pakad liya aur apni taraf khich ke badtamizi karne laga……jab raj ne use naa karne ko kaha toh ulta dono raj ke sath dhakka mukki karne aur gaaliyan dene lage,,gate ke andar se afjal ko gaaliyan sunai di toh woh uth ke dekhne gaya ki kon hai…tabhi uski najar aava,raj aur 2 lafango par padi jab usne aava ke chehre par paresani dekhi toh woh samajh gaya ki baat kya hai…….............................
Afjal gate se nikalte huwe : hey who is….kon ho tumlog aur inhe paresan kyu kar rahe ho??
Badmash1 : tu kon hota hai be hamare mamle me taang adane wala…saley buddhe jaa apna kaam kar,,aa jao meri jaan tumhe jitne paise chaiye dunga,bas ek baar chal hamare sath…….....................................
Afjal aava ko dekh ke : sir,madam aap dono andar jaiye,me samhalta hoon………… dono gate ke andar jaate hain aur aava raj ko police ko call karne bolti hai……........
Badmash2 : oye janeman,,kahan chali hame akela chod ke, yeh madharchod hamare kis kaam ka??............................ Itna bolke woh badmash andar ghusne laga par afjal kahan jaa raha hai be bolke use pakad ke dhakel deta hai,, afjal ko behad gussa aane laga tha…......................................
Badmash1 : behen ke lode teri itni himmat, hamara rasta rokta hai,, Aaj teri maa chod dunga….. Aur woh afjal ko mukka maarne hi wala tha ki…................
Afjal : madharchod bas bohot hogayi sarafat……..bolte huwe ek mukka badmash1 ke mooh pe marta hai jis se woh niche gir jata hai,,mooh se khoon ki dhara bahate huwe…. Fir afjal par dusra jhapatta marta hai par afjal uske pet pe ek laat maarte huwe pitai suru kar deta hai,,woh dono ko filmy style mein patak patak ke maar maar ke lahu lohan kar deta hai…….. aava aur raj afjal ko aise do logo ko kuttey ki tarah maarte dekh achamvit hote hain aur wahin aava afjal ke daring par impress hone lagti hai,, afjal ke hatho aur laaton ki maar khane ke baad dono behosh ho gaye the,, kuch der baad wahan police ki gaadi aa ke dono ko utha ke chali jaati hai…...........................................................................
Raj : thanks… ab police unhe sabak sikhayegi….............
Afjal : its ok sir,,yeh toh mera job hai… aava ki najar afjal ke khoon se saney hath par jaati hai……........
Aava : aapke hatho se toh khoon nikal raha hai…............
Afjal aava ke masum chehre ki ore dekhte huwe : arey nahi madam ji,,yeh toh un do haramkhoro ka blood hai….. gamche se hath pochte huwe… Magar aap ko toh kuch nahi huwa na??
Aava : nahi me thik hoon……..
Afjal : waise aap log today marning hi aaye ho na yahan??
Raj : haan aaj hi shift huwe b16 me….....
Afjal : bohot accha… Baat woh raj se kar raha tha par uska dhyan sirf aava ke haseen chehre par tha….............
Raj : waise naam kya hai tumhara? aur tumhari age toh jyada lagti hai,,fir kaise tumne dono gundo se akele hi vid gaye??
Afjal : oh..my name afjal hai sir…me bihar se hoon… ab kya kahoon sir ji,, darasal jab me village mein tha toh wrestling kiya karta tha….yeh sab toh mere aage kuch vi nahi,,me toh aise 4-5 mustando ko ek baar me finish kar sakta hoon….umar mein kya rakha hai sir asli cheez toh jigar hai…. waise me 54 ka hoon……. Afjal ki baat sunke aava hairan hokar use upar se niche dekhti hai……...............
Aava : dekhiye na hum aaj hi delhi aaye aur aaj hi yeh sab….......................
Raj : kya tum bhi,,kuch huwa toh nahi na…aur in sab mein hamare aane ka kya dosh,,aise log toh duniya var mein hain…sab tumhari wajah se huwa hai,,kya jarurat thi aise kapde pehen ne ki aur maine bola tha ki jaldi chalte hain,,par tum…………….......................................................... raj ki aisi baat sun ke aava dukhi ho jati hai……..............
Afjal : sir,, kyu naraj hote ho…ek toh madam itni ghabrayi huwi hain aur upar se aap................
Raj afjal ko bich mein rokte huwe : tumhe kisne bich mein bolne ko kaha..................................................................................... raj ke aise bolne par afjal ko gussa aata hai par aava ko dekh ke woh kuch jahir nahi karta.................idhar aava ko vi raj ke afjal ko waise bolne par bura lagta hai...........................
Afjal : sorry sir,, aur bataiye kaisa laga aapko hamara society? Ye baat usne aava ke chuchiyo ki taraf dekhte huwe bola….. Afjal mann mein….waah kitni khubsurat ghati hai iski,ji karta hai gir jau inke andar…..................
Raj : haan achi hai aur mere se jyada meri wife ko yeh jagah acchi lagi hai….
Afjal: sach me? Kyu acha na lage sir…..Akhir beautiful logo ki najar vi beautiful hoti hain….. (aise directly itna bolne par raj afjal ko ajib tarike se dekhne laga,,afjal ko laga ki usne kuch jyada hi bol diya fir baat ko samhalte huwe)m..m..mera matlab hai ki jin logo ka mann sundar hota hain unko har cheez sundar lagti hai aur bohot beautiful jodi hai aap dono ki bilkul hero dilip kumar aur heroin saira bano jaisi.…. Aap dono ko kisi ki najar naa lage……..............
(Afjal ki baat sunke raj normal hoke hasne laga aur aava ek sharmili smile dene se khud ko rok na saki aur uske muh se thank you nikal gaya)
Aava ke hotho se nikli woh awaz afjal ke kaano se hote huwe sidha dil mein sama gaya,,uske mann me laddo footne lage,afjal ne socha ki aur maska lagate hain iss hoor ko……………...................
Afjal : its ok madam ji is me sukriya kis baat ka,,mene jo dekha wohi bola… aur kisi vi cheez ki pirablam(problem) ho toh mujhe yaad kijiyega….
Raj ghadi dekh ke : haan haan theek hai afjal,,late ho raha hai,,ab hum chalte hain….. aava raj ke sath jaane lagti hai aur piche se afjal aava ke tight dress me hichkole leti huwi gaand dekhte rehta hai jab tak woh dono uske ankho se ojhal nahi ho jate…..kuch aage nikalne ke baad aava ek baar piche mood ke afjal ko dekhti hai....................................
Afjal aava ko mudke dekhte huwe dekhta hai toh uske tan badan mein ek leher daud jati hai,,woh aava ka diwana hogaya tha,,use baar baar aava ki sexy body aur uske bole huwe shabd yaad aa rahe the…uske khayalo me khoya huwa afjal ki najar ab baar baar aava ki flat ore jaa raha tha ki kahi woh ek baar dikh jaye…………...............
Idhar Flat pe pohochne ke baad Aava bathroom jaa ke wapas aati hai toh raj so chuka tha… use thoda bura lagta hai kyuki woh us se baatein karna chahti thi…use neend nahi aa rahi thi… bed pe lete huwe woh kuch der pehle huwi ghatna ko yaad karne lagi……………………...................
aava mann hi mann……….. avi avi itna sab ho gaya aur yeh so gaye jaise ki kuch huwa hi na ho....hey vagwan tera lakh lakh shukriya,,,...........yahan inhe meri koi fikar nahi,,aake kuch bole bagair so gaye aur woh watchman hum dono ko dilip kumar aur saira bano bol raha tha,, kya naam tha uska?.... haan afjal,, itni umar hone ke baad vi kisi jawan mard ki tarah pitai kar raha tha,,woh vi ek sath do logo ki…..bilkul filmo ke hero jaise,, thank god woh sahi waqt pe aa gaya nahi to kuch vi ho sakta tha…… yeh raj toh sirf ghar par sher bante hain,,aur upar se us bhale watchman ko daant diya jisne hame problem se nikala..... dikhne mein kitna darawna aur ganwaar lagta hai par kitne ache se baat kar raha tha aur English vi bol raha tha woh vi funny style mein….....aur kaise ghoor ghoor ke dekh raha tha jaise kabhi aurat dekhi hi na ho….. hmm kya pata bechare ne sirf apne jaise kali,badsurat aur darawni aurato ko hi dekha hoga…hehehehe magar aadmi kafi daring aur funny lagta hai,,usne itni help ki aur hamne toh use theek se sukriya vi nahi kaha…kya soch raha hoga hamare baare mein.......ab milega toh theek se thank you bol dungi…..yehi sochte huwe aava ki ankh lag jati hai………................................
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