UPDATE NO. 1
Me apne bare me batata hu
Meri age 22 saal ha, dikhne me thik thak tha meri height 6 foot ha, mera lund 9 inch lamba aur 3 inch mota ha jisse dekh koi hil jayye.
Ajj mera job me phala din tha aur mujhe ladies undergarment ghar-ghar jakar bechne the,
Kadak dhup me phele do-teen din mere ek bhi piece nhi bech paya.
Fir mene himmat na harte hue laga raha, kaahte ha na sabar ka fhal metha hota ha
Ussi din mene ek high posch area me gaya vaha bhi phele do chaar ghar me kaam na bana,
Fir me agle ghar ki taraf baad raha tha, vo ghar kaafi shandar tha mene ghar ki bell bajayi, fir 2 minute k baad ek kaafi sunder aunty ne ghar ka gate khola
Fir me aunty ko dhyaan se dikne laga, vo aunty mujhe jaani phahchani lagi, itne me bol padi
Aunty:- kon ho bhai tum, kya kaam ha
Me (mann me):- kaahi toh dekha ha iss, fir mujhe yaad ayya ki ye toh hamre padose me rahti thi.
Me:- nameste aunty, apne mujhe pahchana nhi kya
Aunty:- nhi, kon ho tum
Me:- arre anuty me rohan, appka purna padosi
Aunty:- accha, tum toh reema(me maa ka naam) k bete ho, phele ander ayo fir baat karte ha
Me apko todha aunty k barre me bata du
Aunty ka naam anita verma ha, ye lagbhag 45 yrs ki ha par lagti nhi ki 45 yrs ki ha
Ye married ha aur inki do patakha beti ha ek ki age ha 25 aur dusri ki 21. Inke baare me agge pata lagega
Anita ka rang gora aur figure toh lajwaab ha
Unki mooti gaad or baade aam par toh koi bhi marr padhe.
Fir anuty gate band karke mere agge chalne lagi
Mene isse phele aunty ko galat najr se nahi dekha tha par baat abb alg ha
Me aunty ki mooti gaand dekhte hue ander ja raha tha
Fir Anita ander se paani leker ayyi aur boli
Anita- lo phele panni lo, aur kaise ho teri mummy kaise ha
Me- thanks aunty, mummy bhi thik ha,
app kaise ho
Anita- beta me bhi thik hu, accha ajj kis kaam se yaha aye hu
Bato bato me aunty ko scan kar raha tha, aunty mujhe shariff samjthi thi. Toh unhone itna gore na kiya
Me: vo aunty mene salesman k job start ki ha, ja iss area me ayya hua hu
Aunty ne ghar me saari phen rakhi hoti ha, aur shayd uss time ghar me aur koi nhi tha
Aunty: badiye bete aur kya beech rahe ho tum
Me- aunty me ladies undergarment bechta hu
Aunty:- accha beta mujhe abhi toh jarurat nhi ha inki, vasse ass pass kisi ne liye tumrahe se
Me - (mann me) saali ne lene ha nhi aur dusro ka phuch rahi aisa karta hu baat ghuma k baat karta hu
Me- aunty ha ass pass ek do ladies ne latest piece ka order diya ha , aur aunty app bhi ekk dekh toh lijye kya pata koi pasand aa jaye
Aunty: accha chal bra dikha de,
Me : aunty apka bra ka size kya.
Aunty: kaafi time ho gaya measure kare par shyad 36d hoga
Me: ( mann me) saali ki kitne baad ha chusne padege, aur measurement leta hu iska, fir me sochta hu aram se kaam lo jaldbaje nhi karni
Me : aunty app apni koi purni bra la dijye me check kar leta hu
Aunty: beta size 36d hi ha vahi dikha bas
Me: okk aunty, lo ye dekho
Mene unhe starting me unhe simple 2 3 bra dihkaye fir vo bolti
Aunty: ye toh simple si ha ye toh haa mere pass
Me: aunty akpo me imported bra dikhata hu
Mene unhe transparent bra dikhayi
Fir vo unko haath me lekar dikhne lagi
A:- beta bra toh achhi ha par mujhe chahaye nhi
M:- kya aunty app bhi, app toh mere jaan phahchan ki ha agar app nhi loge toh kon lega
Aur apko nayi bra me dekh kar uncle ko bhi toh achhi lagegi
A:- hatt. pagal asaa kuch nhi hota
M: kya aunty app itne kubsurat ho, uncle ko kyu accha nhi lagega
A: chal tu itna kaha raha toh ek le hi leti hu,
M : exicted ho kar ,ye hui na baat , aunty ek do try kar k dekh lo ek baar app
A: okk, par konsa try karo..
M:- aunty app, te red vala karo apke gore rang pe achha lagega
A : kya tu bhi itni tarif kar raha ha meri, chal me try kar k dekh leti hu,iska size toh sahi ha na
M : aunty abb app ho hi itni sunder toh kyu naa karo, aur size toh sahi agar koi dikt ayye toh merko batana.
A: chal me ye try karke dekhti hu
Itne ne aunty gaand matkate hua ander room me chali gyi ,par room ka gate bhi puraa band kar liya
Mene ghar ka main door band kardiya taki koi ander na sake, aur room k gate tarf jake dekhne laga par koi tarika nhi mila ander dekhne ka
Thodi der aunty kamre k bahar ayyi
A: beta bra ka size toh chota ha ek number bada dikha
Aunty ne abb sirf blouse phen rakha tha aur pallu niche gira hua tha, mera pura dhyan vhi tha
Fir me ruk kar bola
M : aunty ye imported bra ha isse simple tarike se nhi pahante, apko iss phehna nhi ayya hoga
A: tune phele kyu nhi bataya, chal bata idhar isse kaise phehmte ha
M: asie toh batana mushkil ha,chal ek baar me try karta hu, agar app se na ho toh mujhe batana
Mene aunty ko vase hi khuch bhi bata diya
Mujhe toh bass vo do aam dekhne the live
Aunty bra le fir ander chali gayi firse gate band kar diya
Thodi der baad aunty ander se boli beta ye toh abhi bhi nhi aa rahi
M : aunty ko shyad phehna nhi aa raha, ek baar kya me apko fir se bata detata hu
A: asie kaise tumh apni aunty ko bra me dekh sakte ho
M : aunty app mujhe beta mat samjho, me ek salesman hu customer ki help karna mera kaam ha
Aunty 2 min tak khuch nhi boli fir thodi me gate khol kar mujhe ander anne ko kaha unone apne app ko sarre se dakh raha tha
A: beta dekh size hi chota hoga
M: ek min me dekhta hu
Fir me unke phich gaya aur bra k do strip dekhi
M: aunty me dikhata hu app ko ye sarre hataiye yaha se
Fir aunty saree thodi si niche karte
Itne me mujhe unki clevage dikhti ha mera toh dekhte hi land khada ho gaya
Abb mene dono strip pakdi fir try karne laga fir mene socha khuch maje liye jaye
M : aunty bra toh app acchi lag rahi ha, par apne agge se sahi nhi baand rakhi
A: jo karna ha jaldi kar mujhe sharam aa rahi ha
Fir mene thode himat kar ke phele sarre agge se niche kar di fir thodi bra agge kar k fir dono aam ko phenayi
M: aunty app kamal ki lag rahi ha, aunty kya app agge apne dono daba sakti ha kya taki me hook laga saku
A: beta kya bol raha kya dabbne ha, jo karna ha tu karle aur jaldi
Me mann me aunty toh abb gayi
Fir mene der na lagte hua dono aam daba diye
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