aAaj Mera office ka phle din ta me apne office k liye nikal hi raha ta ta tbi
Ke tabhi Mera phone bajne laga...
Main: Hello?? Kaun?
Awaaz: Hello, raj... Main Sonia bhabhi bol Rahi hoon...
Main: bhabhi namaste kaisi ho aap aur bhaiya kaise hai
Sonia bhabhi: thik hai (udhas bari aawaz)
Main: Kya hua bhabhi??? Aapki awaaz udaas si lag rahi hai?
Sonia bhabhi: me tmhare pas aana chahti hu gumne k liye yah me akeli hu
Main: thik hai aa jayegi par bhaiya kaha hai
Sonia bhabhi: vo bhaiya aur mera divorce ho chuka hai .
Main: kya aapne mjhe bataya nahi kab hua ye
Sonia bhabhi: ho gye bahut din tumhare bhaiyaa roj sharb pikar aate te me unke sath nahi reh skti ti
Main: aapne mjhe ek bar bhi batane ki jarurat nhi smji
Sonia bhabhi: sorry
Main : ok kab aa rahi hai aap.
Kab ki ticket karau
Sonia: Thik hai...Mujhe message kar Dena... Okay?
Sonia: Kal ya parson ki kara do...
Main: Ji bhabhi...
Ek toh ticket ka loss aur upar se yeh fatka alag se mujhko padha... Kya he bataun zindagi aisi hai na... Ki kayi saare Alam leke aati hai Jo humne kabhi socha he nahin ki hoga...
Bhaiyya aur bhabhi ka bhi divorce ho gaya... Waah!!
Me phir office pahuch jata hu aur apni desk pe jale beth jata hu
Tbhi receptionist (nikki) - are u Raj ?
Mein: yes and u
Nikki: i am nikki (receptionist)
Mein: nice to meet u.
Nikki: ok aap apna kam dekhiye me aati hu.
Me sb se mil raha hota hu aakash, Rahul and many or.
Tbhi munmun aati hai attitude me op tm hu Raj mere new competitor..
Mein::: hello competitor nahi mam your co-worker nice to meet u mam.( Me man me kya sexy maal hai ye isko chod ke hi rahunga)
Me
Abhi associate he bana hoon... Toh company utne clients deti nahin...
Lekin main jaise he apni table pe jaake pahuncha... Toh nikki mere paas aayi...
Nikki: Mam, ne aapko bulaya hai...
Main: Ok ..
Maine laptop lock Kiya aur Sheela ke cabin pe chala gaya..aur bhaisahab Sheela ko dekh ke
Mera muh khula ka khula reh gya
Sheela: betho raj kaha ko gye.
Mein spne se bahar aate hue good morning mam mera lund khada ho chuka ta
Sheela : ne dekh liya aur ajeeb sa expression dete hue sit down
Mein : apne lund aur gand ko adjust karte hue beth jata hu.
Sheela: it's your first case
Mein kya mam mera first case par mam...
Sheela kya hua nahi kar skte ?
Mam no mam par
Sheela kya no kya yes kar skte ho ya nhi
Mein: yes yes mam
Sheela: okay
Mein par mam apko mjh pe believe hai
Sheela: yes maine tmhara record dekha hai u are good.
Mein: thank u mamm
Me jane lga
Aur main wahan se uth jaata hoon bina chair pe awaaz kiye...
Sheela: Ayan...
Main peeche mudha toh Sheela ne apne baal jhatak ke... Kuch bikhre hue ko thik kar rahi thi... Kya hi najara ta
Main: Yes mam,
Sheela: Nothing...tum ek kaam Karo .. apna number mujhe do...
Main: Okay mam,
Sheela: Woh kya hai na client toh Mera hai... Toh isiliye... Main tumse touch main rahungi... Aur sirf isi chiz ke liye mang rahi hoon... Don't get things on your mind....
Kya Sheela ne mera dimag padh liya tha... Ki agar woh ishara kare... Toh yahin usey kutiya banake chod dunga...
Main: Sure mam, maine apna number Diya...aur usne phone pe note kr liya...
Sheela: Chalo jao... I don't keep my clients waiting....and...
Main: and mam??
Sheela: Fisal mat jaana client ko dekh ke... Hahah... Aur hans ke meri taraf dekhti hai...
Iss baat ka matlab mujhe pehle toh nahin chala lekin jab main wahan pahuncha...
Tab Sheela ki kahi baat yaad aa gayi.... Sexy hot and fire...
Yeh teen shabdon ko jodo toh yeh mahila hai... Jo iss waqt kaam ke silsile he sahi mera intezar kar rahi hai...
Shanaya Awasthi: Age 31, Divorced and owner of very big company.
itni Sundar .... Ki kya he bolun bhai... Saala aajkal Mera luck mujhe he nahin samajh aa raha hai...
ek se ek ladkiyon se milna padh raha hai...
Main Shanaya ke paas pahunchte pahunchte he usko poora upar se neeche Tak dekhta jaa raha tha...
Pehle toh mere dimag pe yeh aaya ki abhi abhi toh divorce hua hai itna saj dhaj ke kaise ghum Rahi hai...
Phir jab main uske paas Gaya... Toh uske jism ki khushboo mere andar aise samaane lagi...jaise Paani maij cheeni...
Uff!! Qayamat... Maine usey paas se dekha...toh samajh aaya ki upar wala ek badhiya artist hai... Jo aise nayaab farishton ko hamare beech banakar bhej raha hai...
Jaise zindagi koi nayi kahani ho... Aur kahaniyon ke beech main, main ek aadmi jo koshish karega iss gulaab ki pankhudiyon ke saath khelne ki... Chumne ki... Chaatne ki.. aur
baaki toh Aaj samajhdaar hain he...
Shanaya: Hello, are you Raj?
Main: Yes, mam, it is me...
Shanaya: Ohh, nice to mee you.... I have hear great words from Sheela...
main: It's her greatness mam...
Shanaya: Come sit...
Main: Sure mam,
Main uske saamne baith gaya... Aur jaisa he baitha usne apne ek Baal ko le jaakar apna kaan ke peeche baithaya... Toh itna he khoobsurat nazara tha na... Bhailog...
Maine socha case vase chodho... Pehle isey patao... Lekin papi paet ka sawaal hai...
Shanaya: Listen, Mujhe yeh case jeetna hai kaise bhi.... Mai mere ex-husband ko ek rupaiya bhi nahin Dena chahti... Please....
Main: Main 100% koshish karunga mam... Itni khoobsurat aurat ko haarte hue main nahin dekh sakta...
Yeh Maine kya bol Diya??. Maine saamne ki taraf dekha uska chehra bhi laal laal ho gaya...
Main (mann main): Chup chutiye... Yeh kya bol rha hai... Naukri nahin chahiye kya?
Shanaya: Hm...i see flirt kar rahe ho mere saath?? Pehle case jeeto phir kar Lena... Warna Sheela ko call karti hoon... Aur kehti hoon...ki jo lawyer aapne bheja hai...woh toh mere saath flirt kar raha hai... (Thoda tension tha awaaz main )
Main: Sorry mam, woh main... Aapko...dekh ke... Sorry mam... Sheela mam ko mat batayiyega... Please...
Shanaya hansti hai... Aur uski hansi dekh ke mujhe pyar ho raha tha...
Aisi bala si khoobsurat aurat ko koi kaisa jaane de sakta hai...
Shanaya: It's common, mujhe dekh ke log aksar line maarne lagte hain... Fir main unhe apni aukaat dikha deti hoon... Hahaha...
Main (mann main): Saala itni badi insult... Meri aukaat dekha kahan hain jaanu tumne abtak... Ab saali ko apni aukaat dikhani he padhegi...
Main: Mam, kya aap mujhe apne pati ke details bata dengi...?? Mtlb kya krte hain woh etc etc.
Shanaya: Haan....yeh lo iss file main sab kuch hai.... Jo information chahiye mil jayega.... Aur waise bata doon... Tum is country ke sabse powerful insaan se ladne Jaa rhe ho... Toh bacchu Zara sambhal ke...
Main: Insaaf ke aage koi bada ya chota nahin hota... Aur Haan mam (khade hote hue) Main baccha nahin hoon...
Shanaya: (khade hote hue) Woh toh waqt batayega... Ki bacche ho ya nahin... Bas case jeet jaana... Warna Agar Sheela jaisi high profile lady ne agar tumne bheja hai... Toh kuch dekh ke he bheja hoga...
Main: Jii, mam...
Shanaya: Ab usne kya dekha... Aur tumne usey kya dikhaya...yeh tum dono jaano...
Mujhe laga ki yeh double meaning baat kar rahi hai... Laga kya kar he Rahi hai... Lekin client hai... Faltu main risks nahin Lena..
Main: meaning?? Mam??
Shanaya: Nothing... Mere paas sirf 3 din ka waqt hai... Aur tumhare paas 2 din hai case banane ke liye... I hope you won't disappoint me...
Main: Main agar kal he case banake doon toh aapko koi problem toh nahin??
Bc itna confidence....
Shanaya: Hmmm... Sharp boys...huh? I like it... See you tomorrow then....
Main: Okay mam... Bye...take care...and consider ki aap case jeet chuki hain...
Me Ghar aa gya to dekha gate open hai maine ring bell bajayi
Kajal bhabhi gate open krti hai.
Raj arre bhabhi aap aa gyi
Kajal yes mjhe pta ta tum key kaha rkte ho
Me bhabhi ko dekhte hi reh gya....
Bhabhi ab andar hi aa jao bahar hi dekhte rahoge
Mein:ha ha aata hu kitne der Hui aapke aaye hu
Bhabhi: kuch der hi...
Acha ye batao bhat room kah hai...
Main: Bha..bhabhii... Us taraf...
Sonia: Kya hua? Tumhari awaaz ko??
Main: Kuch...kuch bhi toh nahin...hehehe...
Sonia mere pant ke upar dekhte hue: Lagta hai Mera washroom jaane se pehle.. tumhara jaana zaroori hai... Kehte hue hasne lagti hai...
Main: Jii...bhabhiii....woh....
Sonia: Koi baat nahin...jawaan hoo... Tum... Aisa hota hai... And treat me like a friend yaar... Stop calling me bhabhii...
Main: Matlab bhabhi?
Sonia Zara sa jhuk jaati hai...aur mere paas apna sunehra chehra leke aati hai... Aisa jab unhone kiya toh meri saansein badh chuki thi....
Kyuki unhone saree hi esi phn rkhi ti
Kuch der toh bas samjho yun theher sa gaya... Bhabhi bhi na jaane kyun waise he kuch der reh gayi...
Bade se they unke mamme...aur meri nigahein hatt he nahin rahi thi unpe...
Sonia bhabhi: Devarjii... Chukti bajati hai... Toh main apne khayalon se bahar aa jaata hoon...
Main: Han..haan...bhabhi... Kya..kya hua???
Mere zubaan se shabd he nahin nikal rahe they... Abhi bhi chehre ke saamne unke mamme he dikh rahe they....bhaiyya bhi na... Inhe kaise jaane de sakte hain... Maal hai meri bhabhi toh...
Bas yehi sab khayal chal rahe they mere dimag pe... Aur asar neeche hone laga... Mere ling maharaj ne khade hokar pant ke upar se dikhne laga...
Jissey bhabhi ne toh nazrein fer li... Mujhe badi sharmindagi mehsoos Hui...
Sonia bhabhi: Itne main he... Bade aahista kaha... Lekin mujhe sunayi de diya...
Main: Kya bhabhi?? Itne main he?.
Sonia: Kuch nahin.... Main apne aap main he badbada rahi hoon...
Main: Thik hai bhabhi...washroom uss taraf hai... Aap jayiye fresh ho jaiye... Main aapke liye garma garam coffee bana deta hoon... Thik hai?
Sonia: Haan... Devarjii... Aur maine kaha na yeh bhabhi bulana band kardo... Call me Sonia... Just Sonia...
Main: Okay, Sonia... Kehte hue main uthne ki koshish karta hoon... Lekin... Lund maharaj apne he suroor main they... Toh badi sharmindagi mehsoos ho rahi thi... Lekin kar bhi kya sakta tha...
Sonia: Chal loge na? Aise.... Bhabhi ko badi hansi aa rahi thi... Mujhe iss haal main dekh ke...
Main: Ab aapki wajah se he hua hai yeh... Aapki he galti hai....
Sonia: Arey maine kya kiya..??? Towel apne bag se nikal leti hai...
Main: Itne bhi bhole nahin ho aap... Sab samajh aata hai aapko...
Sonia ne badi he cute smile di... Aur wahan se chali gayi...
Lekin meri nazar bas ek aurat ke sabse haseen body part pe thi... Jo mujh jaise bina sex ke rahe ladke ko pagal bana deti... Woh thi meri bhabhi Sonia ke bade bade nitambh...
bhabhi ki height Kam thi toh jab main Aaj unhe dekh raha tha toh mujhe saans lene main takleef ho Rahi thi... I mean ki upar wale ne bhi kya he banaya hai inhe... Waah....bad luck bhaiyya... Aapka luck na raha...
Thodi der bhabhi naha ke geele baalon main bahar aayi... Aur bhaiyya kya he khoobsurat lag rahi thi... Jitni tareef Karo kam hai... Unhone shorts pehen rakha hua tha...aur upar se sirf short t shirt jispe se unki safed kaatilana kamar mera katl karne ke liye dikh rahi thi...
Main (mann main): ufff kya chiz hai yaar... Qayamat...
Woh kamar... Woh sahi jagah se uska mudhna... Aur beech main gol si naabhi jispe ungli daalo toh woh itni gehri chali jaaye ki gayab he ho jaaye...
Bhabhi ne bhi nazrein jhuka ke...baalon pe towel ko ponchte hue mere paas meri dhadaknon ki Seema badhate hue aa rahi thi...
Woh jaise jaise mere paas aa rahi thi...waise waise mere haath hilne lag rahe they... Toh unhone meri haalat dekh kar... Ek choti si cute si smile de di...
Sonia bhabhi: (mere kaanpte hue haath dekh kar) Meri coffee milegi??
Uff!! Unki baalon ki khushboo.... Mujhe aur bhi zyada pagal bana rahi thi... Mann kar raha tha ki inhe pata lun... Aur khud ragad ke chodun... Lekin phir mann ne kaha... Ki woh Teri bhabhi hai...
Log kya kahenge? Wala sawaal aa gaya...
Aur mujhe kahin khayalon main khoye hue dekh... Sonia ke chehre pe shikan aa gaye aur usne pucha...
Sonia: Kya hua Kahan khoye ho??.
Main (mann main): Aapke kamar ko dekhne main....
Main: Kk..kahin nahin... Bas coffee kaisi hai bhabhi...mera matlab Sonia....
Meri gabrahat pe ek ada wali smile di Sonia ne...
Sonia: Kaafi garam hai... (Sonia me seedhe meri taraf dekhte hue kaha)
Main yeh soch Raha tha ki usne coffee ke baare main bola ya mere jazbaat unhe dekh kar jo hua hai uske baare main bola...
Main: ha haaan... bhabhi... Mera matlab Sonia...
Sonia: Hmmm... Nice haan... Khud he khana paka lete ho?
Main: Aapko koi dikh raha hai? Yahan... Jo mujhe banake khana dega?
Sonia: Kyun koi gf nahin hai? I mean yeh sab jagah main toh common hota hoga na?
Sonia apne honthon ko cup pe ke kone pe chipkate hue ek sip leti hai aur meri jaan unn honthon ko dekh ke uddne lagti hai.
Main: Nahin... Mujhse jaise ko kaun pategi?? Hahaha...
Sonia: Kyun thik he toh dikhte ho...
Main: Waise bhi time kahan hai...shaadi ki Umar ho gayi hai...bas maa ko bolun ki koi dekh le mere liye...
Sonia: Accha... Tumhe kis type ki ladki pasand hai? Koi khaasiyat...?
Main: Bas woh mere liye ho... Aur mujhse pyar kare...
Sonia: Arey buddhu mera matlab hai... Ki... Kaise dikhe tumhari patni?
Main: Zyada kuch khawahish nahin Hain... Bas Sundar ho...aur... Maine Sonia ki taraf dekha..
Sonia: Aur?
Main: Hehe... Aapke saamne nahin keh sakta...
Sonia: Arey bolo... Main toh tumhari dost bhi hoon na...mujhse share karne main kya sharam? Bolo...
Main: Arey rehne do bhabhi... Aapke saamne nahin keh sakta...
Sonia:Arey itni sharam... Bolo na...
Main: Woh acche se kare... Aur zyada kare...
Sonia samajh chuki thi...kyunki ek chupi si muskaan aa chuki thi uske chehre pe...woh maine dekh liya... Na jaane kyun mujhe yeh sab jaldi he dikh jaata hai... Lekin phir bhi usne pucha...
Sonia: Kya acche se kare?
Main: Aap janti ho....
Sonia: Arey yaar bol bhi do na... Kya janti hoon janti hoon laga rakha hai... (Irritate hote hue)
Main: Sex (maine badi dheere se bol diya) Lekin uska munh khul gyaa...waise he itni Gori thi... Toh unka gaal laal ho gaya...
