Chumtiya Shayari (STRICTLY NO ENTRY ZONE FOR GIRLS / BHABI / PETICOAT)

[Elon Musk_]

Raat me rota dekh kar, vo yah kah kar chali gayi
Raat ko rote to kutte bhi hai, kya unse chudwa lu

 

[Elon Musk_]

Hazaaro ghum hai, khulasa kaon kare
Chalo muthh maar leta hu, tamasha kaon kare

 

[Elon Musk_]

Meri ashleelta hi meri nishani hai
Mere pe baitho, jise pareshani hai

 

[Elon Musk_]

Budhape me ye sawaal tujhe jarur satayega
Jab tera khada nahi hoga, to kaise hilaayega

 

[Elon Musk_]

Dabbe ke upar dabba, dabbe me rakha cake
Tu chumtiya hai mere zara aaina to dekh.

 

[Elon Musk_]

Bedard jamana kya jaane, kya chiz khudai hoti hai
Mere pakad kar rote hai, ghar ghar me khudai hoti hai

 

[Elon Musk_]

Bahti hai nadi, girta hai jharna
Ae chadarmod, apna kaam kar na

 

[Elon Musk_]

pe ghughrun bandh kar aisa khodunga
Ki padhosi ki confuse ho jaayenge ki ***** ho raha hai ya mujra

 

[Elon Musk_]

Bhaiya ek plate jindagi laga do
Lawade kam lagana

 

[Elon Musk_]

Ek khwaab tha ki pink milegi
Aue haqiqat yah hai ki aaj tak kaali nhi dekhi