Fantasy Daadimaa Ki Laadli Hoon Main! (A food fetish short story)

[AnkurKumar3456]

Bhaag 1

"Neeta! Please... Music thoda kam karo ya band karo!"

Neeta ki maa aksar uski badi si volume bardasht nahi kar paati thi aur aaj Sunday hone ke karan voh aur bhi uchal rahi thi aur kamar lachka rahi thi kyonki takreeban teen mahine ke baad Dance competition ke anual function tha aur har saal ki tarah is saal bhi Neeta bhaag lena chahti thi.

Vaise Neeta ko apni patli kamar aur apni 56 kgs ki vajan par kaafi naaz thi, kyonki dubli patli hone ke karan voh aaram se lachak sakti thi aur bade kaide ke saath sabse latest bollywood aur English steps bhi acchi khaasi kar leti thi. Baal bhi use hamesha se hi khule rakhne ki aadat thi aur kyon na ho?

Ekdam kaali ghaneri baal thi uski, bilkul apne maa ki tarah, bas apni maa ki ek cheez se use sakht nafrat thi, aur voh thi apni maa ki moti vajan!

Sirf itna hi nahi, balki uski parivar ki tamam aurte hi kaafi hatti khatti aur moti thi aur yehi ek karan thi ke apne parivar se door voh aksar apni doston ke saath hi rehna pasand karti thi.

Ek din dance practice ke baad, Neeta apni pasine se bhari badan ko towel se saaf kar hi rahi thi ke tabhi kamre ke bahaar se...

"Neeta! O Neeta!"

Apni maa ki awaaz sunte hi Neeta foran daud ke uske paas jaati hain aur uski maa apni mobile uske haath me deti hui kehti hain..."le baat kar!"

Neeta confuse hui.."kaun hai mom?"

Neeta ki maa ahista se kehne lagi "tu khud hi baat kar ke dekh! Are baat to kar!"

Neeta : (call leti hui) hello?

Dusre aur se : (ek pyari si madhur awaaz me) hello rajkumari! Kaisi hai tu?

Neeta : (khushi se) DAADIMAAA! Hiiiiii! Kaisi hai aap??

Daadi : Are main to thik hoon, tu to mujhe bhool hi gayi ekdam se!

Neeta : not at all daadimaa! I love you so so much!!! Aap jaanti nahi, main aksar aapke baare me sochti hoon!

Daadi : to thik hai, apni samaan bandhle aur yaha aaja kuch dino ke liye! Vaise bhi teri school ki chuttiyan chal rahi hai!

Neeta : ummmm okay daadima, koi baat nahi, main aaj shaam ko hi aajaati hoon. Byeeeeeee!!

Phone vapas leti hui Neeta ki maa apni beti ko khushi se jhoomti hui dekh, mann hi mann muskurayi aur apni moti kamar matakke vapas apne kaam pe lag gayi.

.....

Shaam ko :

"Dekh Neeta, vaha pahuchte hi mujhe ek phone karna okay? And daadi ke saath no badtameezi aur please apni dance se unka kaan mat pakana, okay?"

Apni maa ki baaton se, Neeta ek mooh banati hui kehti hain..

"Relax mom, atleast daadi aap jaisi to nahi hai! I am sure, vaha voh mujhe aur laad pyaar degi!"

"Sirf laad pyaar nahi, aur bhi bahut kuch degi beti!" Neeta ki maa ahista se khilkhilane lagi aur Neeta sochne lagi..

"Yeh maa ko kya hua achanak?"

Jald se jald apni kamre me jaake Neeta tayyar ho jaati hain aur voh apni sabse favourite tshirt pehnti hain jispe likhi hui thi..'Slim And Cute' aur uske niche pehnti hain ek badiya si jeans jo uski komal patle se taangon aur jaanghon pe acchi tarah fit hui thi.

Baalon pe hairband lagake, foran Neeta apni mom ko bye karke, kandhe pe bag liye apni scooty pe nikal jaati hain seedhe daadi ke ghar ki aur, jo sheher se thodi door ek choti si town pe thi.

 

[AnkurKumar3456]

*Ding Dong*

Darwaza ek bai kholti hain jo typically ek tagdi moti kisam ki bai thi aur saree ko to aise lipti hui thi jaise maano apni tagdi ghutne aur moti kamar jhalkhke abhi ke abhi kushti ke liye tayyar ho rahi ho. Lekin filhal Neeta ko dekhke voh khud bahut khush hui.

"Are Neeta bitiya! Are aaa andar aa!"

"Are Manju bai, kabhi kabhi diet bhi kar liya karo! Aap to pichli baar se aur bhi moti lag rahi ho!"

Bag ko niche rakhke, sofe pe bethi Neeta kehne lagi. Yeh uski purani aadat thi, ke aksar mote logon ko dekhke voh chidke kuch bhi bol deti thi, kyonke use apni patli cute si figure pe bahut naaz thi. Bas ek hi exception thi aur voh thi Neeta ki daadimaa! Jo ekdam bhaari bhadkam thi, lekin Neeta ki dil ke bahut kareeb bhi thi!

Aur bas tabhi...

"Are Manju kaun hai? Kisse baatein kar rahi hai?"

Neeta bottle se paani peete peete ruk gayi aur sofe se uthke us awaaz ko sunte hi saamne ki aur daud gayi aur agle hi pal voh ek jhatke me ek behad moti aur bhaari aurat ki gale lag jaati hain, jiski umar 55 se zyada nahi hogi. Yeh thi Neeta ki pyari di daadimaa!

Daadi : (jhappi se alag hoke) are bas bas! Kitne dino ke baad! Aaj tu pehli baar meri ghar aayi hui hai! Aasani se jaane nahi dungi!"

Neeta : I know daadi! Vaha ghar me mom to bas meri piche padi rehti hain! godddd!!!! Atleast yaha mujhe chain se rehne ko milegi!

Daadi : hmmmmm voh sab to thik hai Neeta lekin, ek baat to bata! Kya tu har din diet karti rehti hain?

Neeta : ummm aisi to koi baat nahi hai daadi, kyon puch rahi hai aap?

Daadi : are Rajkumari, zara dekh to kitni dubli lag rahi tu!

 

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"Cmmon daadi! Aap to kamsekam peeche mat padiye!" Neeta bottle se aur zyada paani ghontke kehne lagi. Uski baatein sunke uski daadi hasne lagi.

Neeta : cmmon daadi, whats so funny?

Daadi : are nahi nahi kuch nahi, ek zamane me teri bua bhi aisi hi bolti thi! Aur ab dekh use!

Foran Neeta ki mann me uski bua ki tasveer aane lagi, jo uski maa aur daadi ki tarah hi ekdam hatti khatti thi aur itna hi nahi, har kisam ke khaane ke shaukeen thi, phir chahe voh paneer ho ya chicken ya phir mutton!

Aur bua ki bas khaane ki andaaz ko yaad karte hi Neeta ek ajeeb si bhav laati hain chehre par aur yeh dekhke uski daadi kehti hain..

"Are aise mooh mat bana! Ab kuch din tu yaha mere saath rehegi, yeh diet viet nahi chalegi, samjhi?"

Vaise Neeta bilkul bhi foodie nahi thi, lekin daadi ki dil rakhke ne liye, voh ek cute si muskaan dene lagi.

......

Raat ko :

"Aree Manju bai! Main itna nahi khaa paungi!"

Saamne table par ek se barkar ek badiya si pakwan bani hui thi!

Jahaan ek taraf thi jeera rice aur teen kisam ki daal, to vaha dusre aur thi Chicken Korma aur ek aur plate me gosht kabab bhare pare the!

Saare ke saare lassedar bhare huye plato ko dekhke Neeta hairani se pehle Manju bai ko dekhne lagi aur phir saamne ke chair pe bethi hui daadimaa ko.

Daadi : are aisi kya dekh rahi hai? Sab ke sab dish tujhe hi khatam karni padegi!

Neeta to aise ghabra gayi jaise maano apni sabse apriya subject ki exam me bethi ho. Use to bas itna sab kuch khaane ki bas tasavvur se hi pasina chutne lagi, lekin uski daadi apni poti ki nervous bhav ko dekhke ahista se khilkhilayi aur ek nazar Manju ko dekhi, jo khud bhi mooh pe haath dabaye muskura rahi thi.

"Are daadi ko aise naraz nahi karte bitiya, are ek kabab to khaake dekh!"

Neeta bhale hi hairan thi itne saare khaana dekhke, lekin haath me kabab aate hi, uski sugandh uski naak tak jaake uski jeebh ko panya rahi thi aur hamesha se kito diet karne vali Neeta ki mooh me achanak se bahut paani aane lagi.

 

[AnkurKumar3456]

Saath bane rahe doston!

 

[richad]

Nice update
Interesting story

 

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Bhaag 2

Us kabab ko apni mooh me ghusate hi jaise hi pehli bite Neeta ne li, uski dil ko ek ajeeb si thandak pahuchi. Ab ahista ahista aisi bhookh badh gayi ke ek ek karke saare kababs ab plate me se gayab hone lage aur vaise vaise uski daadi uski sar ko sehlati gayi pyar se.

"Manju, maine kaha tha na yeh apni daadi ki baat nahi taal sakti! Aur khaas karke jab daadi ne itni pyar se khaana parosa ho!"

Apni maalkin ki baat sunke Manju bas muskurai aur bas dhime se boli..

"Bitiya to sachme bahut hi pyari ladki hai!"

Ab ahista ahista hua yun ke, Neeta saare dishes khatam kar deti hain aur yeh baat use tab pata chali jab voh ek bhayankar dakaar leti hain

"Urghfhhfhfhfggghhh"

Us dakaar ki waisi awaaz se, sharam ke maare Neeta apni mooh ko dhak leti hain aur use dekh, dono uski daadi aur Manju khilkhilane lag gayi.

Neeta : uhrghm! (ek aakhri dakaar) excuse me!

Itna kehke voh dining chair se utkhke seedha apni kamre me chali jaati hain aur washroom me pahuchte hi apni mooh haath dhoke, ek nazar niche apni pet par jama deti hain. Uski tshirt me uski pet thodi si gol hoke ek ubhar paida kar li thi aur yeh dekhke Neeta lajja me aagayi..

"Damn! Yeh kya... meri sapat pet me yeh choti si ubhar! Kitni ugly dikh rahi hai....oh god! Lekin ummmm khaana to bahut hi laziz thi...but...nope! Mujhe thodi control karni hi paregi!"

Itna kehke Neeta bistar par apni laptop leke bethti hain aur apni Skype messenger pe login karke, list me se 'Rahul' naam ko select karti hain. Yeh banda Rahul koi aur nahi, balki Neeta ka boyfriend tha aur yeh baat Neeta ki ghar me koi bhi nahi jaanta tha!

Screen on hote hi, dono ek dusre se baat karne lage.

Rahul : hey Neeta! Yeh kahaan ho yaar? Tumhari kamra to nahi lag rahi hai!

Neeta : are duffer! Main apne daadimaa ke ghar se bol rahi hoon! Tumhe batayi to thi.

Rahul : are haan! Vaise maza to aa raha hai na?

Neeta : are, kya bataoon! Aate hi pure do se teen logo ka khaana mujhe khila di daadi ne!

Rahul : are to isme kya?

Neeta : god Rahul! Tum bhi na! (Palang ko patakke) tum jaante ho main slim aur fit rehna chahti hoon! Agar aisi hi khaati gayi to main apni maa aur bua ki tarah ho jaungi! (mayus hoke) Moti!

Rahul : hmmm not a bad idea! (aankh maarke)

Neeta ghusse me palang ko screen par hi de maarti hain...

"SHUT UP!"

Rahul : are are! (haske) relax yaar! Vaise mujhe tumhari yeh slim aur sexy figure kaafi pasand hai!

Neeta : hmmmmmm! bolte jao...

Neeta ko aksar apni taarif bahut pasand aati thi aur khaas karke jab uski boyfriend karta tha. Ab apni kohni ke bal pe letke Neeta apni chehre ko laptop screen ki aur nazdeek laane lagi.

Rahul : aur tumhari yeh sabse khaas hissa, tumhari yeh ras bhare hont!

Neeta : (honton par zubaan pherti hui) hmmmmmm in honton ka kya?

Rahul : in honton ko chumne ke liye to main aag ke dariya me bhi kud paroo!

Neeta : (hawe pe chummi phenkti hui) oh ho! Afsos in rasile honton ko tum bas screen pe hi dekh sakte ho!

Rahul : yaar Neeta humari last kiss kareeb do hafte pehle hui thi, tab se na jaane kitna taras raha hoon phir ek baar un honton ko choomne ke liye!

Neeta : hmmmm! Door rehke tum to aur horny ho gaye!

Rahul : (thoda uthke apne shorts me ubhar dikhata hua) khud hi dekh lo! Tumhari gair maujudgi kitna takleef de raha hai mujhe!

Neeta : (mooh ki hasi ko dabati hui) accha chalo, Ek kiss bas tumhari tasalli ke liye!

Itna kehke Neeta apni komal si honton ko gol karke ek chummi seedha laptop screen par deti hain aur Rahul bhi apne laptop screen ko chumne laga. Agar inke honton ke beech koi bandish thi, to voh thi yeh laptop screen, bas!

Phir ek ubasi liye Neeta kehti hain..

"Okay Rahul! Daadi ki pyar bhari dinner se pet aisi bhar gayi ke neend kass ke aa rahi hai! Gd night!"

"Gd night baby!" Rahul jawab me kehne laga aur phir laptop band karke Neeta ek badi si ubasi liye apni palang ko kasske so jaati hain.

 

[AnkurKumar3456]

Subah subah Neeta ki aankh khulte hi, sabse pehle deedar apni daadi ki hui, jo pyar se haath me ek katori liye bistar ke kone me bethi hui thi. Neeta ki nazren bas anjane me hi sabse pehle apni daadi ki moti kamar pe gayi, ho bethne ke karan aur thodi phail gayi aur pallu ke us paar stan ke akaar dekhke to jaise voh sehm si gayi.

"Baap re, daadi ki charbi kitni hai aur unke stan to... god!"

"Good morning rajkumari!"

"Good morning daadimaa!"

Utne hi pyar se Neeta apni daadi ko jawab deti hain.

Neeta : (ubasi leke) daadi! Vaise, katori me hai kya?

Daadi : hmmm, meri rajkumari ke liye ek badiya sa kheer! Lekin pehle uthke fresh to ho ja!

Neeta apni daadi ko jaate dekh, khud bhi uth gayi aur brush karti hui phir sochne lagi...

"Yeh subah subah kheer?? Hmmm, daadi ki lifestyle mujhe bigaad deti lagta hai!"

Bas kheer khaane ke firaaq me Neeta ki dil zoron se dhadak uthi aur voh phir puri fresh hoke kamre se bahaar nikal jaati hain. Apni daadi ko dhoondhte dhoondhte, Neeta main hall me pahuch jaati hain, jahaan uski daadi sofe pe bethi uska intezar kar rahi thi.

"Aa gayi meri rajkumari, aa beth mere paas beth!"

Neeta khushi khushi apne daadi ke saath beth jaati hain aur maze ki baat yeh thi ke Neeta ko kuch pal ke liye aisi lagi ke maano sofe ke kisi cushion pe apni kohni rakhi hui thi, lekin nazre niche karke voh hairan reh gayi, kyonki voh koi cushion thi hi nahi, balki uski daadimaa ki moti gadraye huye ek jaangh thi, jo saree ke soft material ke dhake hone se aisi lag rahi thi jaise koi soft cover wali cushion ho.

Sacchai mehsoos karte hi Neeta kuch sharma si gayi aur kuch kahi nahi, lekin uski daadi ne chori pakad li!

Daadi : hmmmm kya sochne lagi?

Neeta : ummmm nahi daadi! Aaa..aaaisi koi baat nahi! Vaise..
Yeh kheer subah subah?

Daadi : are to isme kya hai? Chal koi baat nahi main apni hi haathon se tujhe khila deti hoon! Aa mooh khol apni.

Neeta aksar daadi ki meethi vaani aur usse bhi meethe baaton se pighal jaati thi, aur aaj bhi vaisa hi kuch ho rahi thi. Sneh ke maare, voh apni mooh kholti hain aur chamach se pehla swadisht hissa nigal leti hain aur phir ahista ahista uski daadi use apne hi haathon se aage aage khilati hui baatein bhi karne lagi...

Daadi : Teri bua jab teri umar ki thi, bilkul teri tarah thi! Ziddi aur chulbuli kisam ki!

Neeta : (kheer ki anand leti hui) hmm ok daadi, kya bua bachpan se hi ...I mean...

Daadi : moti thi? Yehi na? Are pagli aisi bilkul koi baat nahi thi. Teri bua to tujhse bhi thodi si aur patli thi! Aur is vajah se main bahut baar daanti bhi thi!

Neeta : oh....par phir bua itni..

Daadi : ssshh, ab baaki baatein baad me rajkumari, pehle yeh kheer to khatam kar!

Ahista ahista saare ke saare kheer Neeta khatam kar leti hain aur use apni mooh ke ird gird lage kheer ke tinko ko bhi ungliyon se nikale chaatte dekh uski daadi mann hi mann bahut khush hui aur voh bhi chehre pe ek natkhat muskaan liye.

 

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Par baat keval kheer tak nahi ruki. Daadi to daadi, Manju bai bhi kuch kam nahi thi!

Lunch ke samay hote hi, sabse pehle table par garma garam pakode laake rakh diya aur phir saath saath aur bhi anya swadisht sabziyan aur parathe aur aakhri me ek katori raita. Yeh sab dekhke Neeta ko aisi lagi jaise voh to pagal hi ho jayegi ekdam se! Itni variety to uski maa ne bhi kabhi karke nahi di hogi kabhi.

"Manju bai, ghar me koi mehnaan aane wale hai kya??"

Neeta ki sawal sunke Manju hans pari aur paani ke glaaso ko sajake kehne lagi..

"Are Neeta beti, tujhse badkar aur koi mehnaan ho sakti hai kya? Are sab tere liye hi hai!"

"Haaww??? Aap pagal to nahi ho gayi? Main zyada se zyada aadhi hissa hi khaa paungi!"

"Rajkumari! Aise nahi kehte, daadi ki dil dukhana chahti hai tu?" Drame karte huye, Neeta ki daadi tabhi usi samay vaha upasthit ho jaati hain aur Neeta bhi ab thodi ziddi hone lagi.

Neeta : daadi!! Mujhe shaam ko practice bhi karni hai, main itni saari.... Na baba na! Spare me daaadii!!

Daadi : are pagli kahin ki, itni si khayegi to ek din me moti nahi ho jayegi tu!

Ab Neeta ki sabse aur ek matr kamzori thi uski daadi aur unki meethi meethi baatein!

Bhala voh mana karti bhi to kaise?

Agle hi pal, dono daadi poti khaane pe beth gaye aur jee bhar ke yaha vaha ke baatein karte karte khaate gaye, khilkhilate gaye aur ghari ghari jab beech beech me Neeta dakkar maarti gayi to dono ek saath hi has diye.

Isi tarah dekhte dekhte lunch sampann ho jaata hain aur Neeta fresh hoke jab apne kamre me aayi to phir ek dakaar deke hairan hui ke kis had tak khaana uski pet me pravesh kiye the aur kal ke muqable is baar uski pet ki golayi thodi aur badh gayi thi.

Aankhen chaudi karke Neeta foran aine ke saamne khadi ho jaati hain aur apni pet ko dheela chorke, bas uski ubhri hui golayi ko dekhne lagi aur bas do din pehle jo pet ekdam sapat thi, ab aisi lag rahi thi jaise koi choti si cushion ko usne tshirt ke andar pet par phasaye rakhi ho.

"Shit! Kitni phuli hui lag rahi hai, ab to control karni hi paregi mujhe!"

Itna sochti hui, Neeta ko khud pata nahi chali kab voh yunhi leti leti, aankhen mundke neend ki agosh me chali gayi.

 

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Bane rahe!

 

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Bhaag 3 (Aakhri padav)

Kareeb 1 hafte baad :

Apni daadimaa ki laad pyar ke vajah se Neeta zaroorat se zyada khaati gayi aur aakhirkar ek din voh mehsoos karti hain ke uski saari favourite tshirts aur shorts ab tight si hone lag gayi achanak. Ek tez dhadakte dil ke saath Neeta foran weight machine pe chadh jaati hain aur niche ki ankre dekhke hairan reh gayi aur apni aankhen bhi badi badi karli!

Kal tak jis Neeta ko apni patli kamar aur slim figure pe naaz thi, voh ab apni vartaman reading dekhke ekdam jaise stabdh si ho gayi.

Reading thi 72 kgs!

"Baap re shit! Main ek hafte me kitni moti ho gayi!"

Machine se niche utaarke foran Neeta sabse pehle aine ke saamne khadi ho gayi aur use yakeen hi nahi hui khud ko dekhke. Uski suraidar gardan pe ab kaafi maas aa gayi thi aur to aur jo sabse khaas pragati hui thi voh the uski stan aur jaanghe jo pehle se ekdam alag aur thode gaddedar bhi lag rahe the.

Insab ko compliment kar rahi thi Neeta ki pet jise door door tak sapat nahi kaha ja sakta tha! Kal ki patli pet ab gubbare ki bhanti phul gayi thi aur tshirt ki material ko aise aage ki aur leke gayi thi ke nabhi aur kapde me ek doori si ban gayi thi.

Aur to aur aakhirkar jo kaafi had tak phul ke dhol saman hui thi, voh thi Neeta ki nitamb jo ab shorts me jaise ghutan si mehsoos kar rahi thi.

"Oh god! Main bhi na jaane kaise daadimaa ki baaton me aagayi aur ek se barkar ek pakwan khaati gayi!"

Lekin phir Neeta ek baar gaur se khud ko aine me dekhne lagi aur ek nayi Neeta use dikhayi di. Ek sudol jism wali Neeta!

Apni sudol si haathon ko is baar Neeta gaur se dekhne lagi aur mehsoos ki ke voh aur bhi mulayam aur komal lag rahi thi pehle se. Aur jab jaanbujhke voh apni moti si nitamb ko thodi si chamat maari, jisse voh maas bhari dhol me ek thirkan si hoti hain aur yeh dekhke Neeta aur bhi sharma gayi.

Tabhi kamre ke bahaar se ek badiya si sugandh aayi...

"Hmnnnn lagta hai pakode ban rahe hai....yummmy!"

Apni moti jism ko matkati hui Neeta kamre se bahar nikal jaati hain aur ek baar phir daadi aur poti sofe pe bethi huye the aur Neeta ab aadat se majboor apni daadi ki haathon se ek ek pakoda khaane lag jaati hain.

"Ab lag rahi hoon meri pyari si bubbly chulbuli pari!"

Neeta : daadimaa! (laal laal hoti hui) aap ne to mujhe apni jaisi bana dalegi!

Daadi : are tu to bas apne bua ki nakshe kadam par chalne lagi hain! Ab meri dil ki tamanna puri ho gayi.

Neeta foran apni ab thodi si phule huye phool jaisi gaal ko apni daadi se dabaye huye mehsoos karne lagi aur is baar voh ek nazar niche apni tight si kapdo pe daalti hain aur apni nichle hont ko dabati hui chulbuli si andaaz me kehti hain..

"Umm daadimaa! I think...mujhe shayad koi shopping karni pade!"

Neeta ki daadi apni poti ki meethi andaaz me kahin baaton ko sunke, kehti hain muskurate huye..

"Bilkul! Ab to to tu vaise bhi XL department ki ho gayi hai! Is khushi me shaam ko ek badiya sa gajar ka halwa tere liye!"

Hala ki abhi abhi ek dozen pakode khaye the Neeta ne, lekin gajar ka halwa sunte hi, mooh me phir se paani aagayi aur voh shaam ki intezar me khushi se jhoom uthi.