Episode 02
KHEL
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Ek din jab main office se ghar aa raha tha to raaste mein apne saath kuch samose, rolls, momos aur kuch halke phulke snacks waghera leta aaya
Socha ke Ritika bhabhi ke ghar le jaoonga, jahan hum teeno mil kar chaaye ke saath khaa leinge.
Main apni building ke side raah dari mein ground floor pe apni bike lock kar ke andar ki taraf jaane laga.
lekin jaisi hi main unki khidki jo bahir ki taraf khulti thi,
Uske paas pahuncha to main ne unhein mere baare mein baat karte huay suna.
Jay: Ritu tum kuchh aisa kyon nahin karti ki woh tumhari aur aakarshit ho jaaye.
Ritika: arey main ne koshish ki to thi na, lekin usne mujhe kabhi is tarah se dekha hi nahin.
Jay: yaar agar tum humesha poore kapde pehan ke ghumogi to woh tumhara shareer kaise dekhega?
Ritika: to tum kya chahte ho?
ke main uske saamne nangi ghoomu ab? haan?
Jay: nahin yaar Ritu... nangi to nahin na...
lekin kam se kam usay apni cleavage waghera to dikha hi sakti ho na,
woh tumhari taraf zaroor attract ho jaayega.
Ritika: tum to rehne hi do Jay..
agar tum khud kuch kar paa rahe hote na to mujhe aise kahin nahin jaana padta... na hi yeh kaam karne padte.
Jay:- kya yaaaaar?
acha chalo naraaz mat ho, main apni taraf se try maarta hoon.
tum bus meri thodi si support karo, saath raho mere bus.
yaar main bhi jitna ho paa raha hai mujh se utna kar hi raha hoon?
mujh ek akele vyakti se hota to acha nahin tha?
i am trying my best.
aur haan... ek cheez notice kari tum ne?
uski build bhi kaafi theek thaak hai, mere se to lamba hi hai atleast, aur mazboot bhi...
ek yahi to sahi aasra haath laga hai bachcha paane ka.
aur sub se badi baat ke trust kar sakte hain uspe, ache ghar ka hai, koi aisa waisa dikhta bhi nahin...
yeh raaz, raaz hi rahega.
aur yaar hum 6 saal se intezaar hi to kar rahe hain?
aur kitna karna samay barbaad karna hai? umar nikalti jaa rahi hai...
Unki baatein sun kar jahan main thoda udaas ho gaya,
wahin mere lund maharaja ne apna sara utha liya aur mere pant ke andar ek tamboo sa bana diya.
main ne apana lund ko jaldi se theek kiya
aur phir wahan se chalte huay unke darwaze pe pohanch kar knock karte huay awaaz di:
Ritu Bhabhi? kya aap ho andar?
unhone shayad meri awaaz sun li kyun ke achanak unki baaton ki awaaz aana band hogayi.
phir kuch pal baad unhon ne jawab diya:
Haan haan, ghar pe hi hoon, abhi aayi ek second.
Main ne jaldi se apna shoulder bag utaar ke apne aage kardiya kyun ke pant mein abhi bhi tent laga hua tha.
Itne mein darwaza khula.
Ritu Bhabhi saamne hi khadi thi aur kaafi mast lag rahi thi.
Main unse bina aankh milaye unko hi bolta hua andar chala gaya.
Jay: arey waah bhaii.. aaj to tum ne bohat kharcha kiya hai... sahi ho gaya yeh to.
Ritika: aww.. thats so nice of you... mera itna dil kar raha tha snacking ka.
You are sooo sweet.
Main (bina Ritu Bhabhi ki taraf dekhe) : kya yaar aap log bhi na... kuch bhi nahi hai yeh...
aap log jo itna dhyaan rakhte ho mera, kabhi apni family ki kami nahin hone di to main itna to atleast kar hi sakta hoon.
Main ne thoda bhavuk hote huay kaha... shayad yeh unki kahi gayi baaton ka asar tha...
plus point yeh ke lund bhi chupke se beth gaya tha in sub baaton ke beech.
Ritika (chehre pe ek halki si muskaan ke saath):
hum khayal nahin rakheinge to kaun rakhega?
Ab ki baar main ne sar utha ke Bhabhi ki aankhon mein dekha jahan pe ek ajeeb si chamak aur honto pe muskaan thi
Jay: yaar tum dono devar-bhabhi na yeh emotion-emotion khel lo, main tab tak yeh momos pe haath saaf kar leta hoon.
hum dono hi achanak unki baat pe chaunk gaye phir saath mein hans diye.
Ritika: kya yaar Jay aap bhi na... theek hai aap dono baat karo main abhi chaaye le ke aati hoon.
aur haan khabardaar jo mere aane se pehle kisi cheez ko haath lagaya.
Ritu Bhabhi ne uth kar warning detay huay Jay bhaiyya ko ungli se ishara kiya.
Jay bhaiyya ne apne haath oopar kar ke jhoot moot darne ki acting kari... to Ritu Bhabhi muskurate huay kitchen ki aur chali gayi.
Main: aur Jay bhaiyya, kya naya chal raha hai?
Jay: kya naya chalna hai yaar... wohi purane kisse, purani baatein, purane log.
woh chhodo yaar waise tum aaj raat kya kar rahe ho?
Main: kuchh khaas nahin
Jay: to chalo sahi hai aaj raat ka dinner meri taraf se.
Main: zaroor kyun nahin.. mujhe bhi kaam se thoda break mil jaayega.
kahan plan hai outing ka?
Jay: kahin nahin
Main: kya matlab?
Jay: matlab ke outing nahin yahin ghar pe karte hain chota sa apna ek get-together.
Tumhari bhabhi kuch acha sa bana legi.
Main: waah yaar... kaun bhala bhabhi ke haath ka svadisht khana miss karega?
Issi beech bhabhi chaaye aur plates le aayi.
aur phir hum ne issi tarah hansi mazak karte huay chaaye pi
jiske baad main apne flat pe aagaya.
Raat kareeb 9 baje main neeche khaana khaane gaya.
Darwaza Jay bhaiyya ne khola aur jab main flat mein andar gaya to lounge ki setting thodi badli lag rahi thi.
bhaiyya ne sofa hata diya tha aur ab zameen par gadde bichhe huay the.
Bhabhi kahin nazar nahin aa rahi thi.
Main: Jay bhaiya setting kyun change karwa li?
Jay: (mere ek haath ko apne haathon mein pakadte huay):
haan yaar, aaj ek khaas occasion hai.
Main: kya?
Jay: meri aur Ritu ki aaj shaadi ki 6th aniversary hai... isliye thodi si 'changes' karne ka socha.
Main unki baat sun kar thoda chaunk gaya.
Magar iss se pehle ke kuch bol pata, Ritu Bhabhi ki awaaz aayi:
Kahan ho?
aur phir chalte huay lounge mein aa gayi.
Main ne jab unko dekha to palak jhapkana bhool gaya.
Unhon ne ek laal saadi pehni hui jis mein woh bilkul ek nai naveli dulhan lag rahi thi fark sirf itna tha ke koi gehne waghera nahin pehne the.
Lekin shayad unko ghenon ki zaroorat thi bhi nahin kyun ke woh to khud ek heera lag rahi thi
Main to apni aankhein nahin hata paa raha tha... jo ke Jay bhaiyya aur Bhabhi dono ne notice kar liya.
Jay: kya hua?
main (hadbada kar neeche dekhate huay):
k-kuchh nahin bhaiyxma.
Jay: chinta mat karo, Bhabhi kahin bhaagi nahin jaa rahi... araam se dekh lena.
abhi khana khaate hain bohat zor ki bhook lagi hai.
Phir hum teeno ne ek saath khaana khaane lage.
Khaane ke dauran main chup ke dekh raha tha ke bhaiyya aur bhabhi aapas mein ek doosre ko kuch ishara kar rahe hain.
lekin phir main ne sar jhatka ke chalo jo hoga dekha jaayega, abhi khaane pe dhyaan detay hain kyun ke mujhe such mein bhook lagi hui thi.
Khaane ke baad hum lounge mein hi un gaddon par letne ke style me beth gaye.
itne mein Bhaiyya bole
Jay: chalo aaj ek khel khelate hain.
Main: kaisa khel?
Iss baat pe Jay bhaiyya ne halka sa muskura ke Ritu Bhabhi ki aur dekha.
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Kaun sa khel khela jaayega?
Jaan'ne ke liye saath bane rahiye.
Milte hain next episode mein.
