Parab ke jaate hi, Anagha aur Baba Patil sahab bahar aate hain.
Anagha ko Amol saari photos dikha deta hai. Yeh dekh kar Anagha bhi shocked thi—matlab Patil ki saari kahani sach thi, kahin bhi jhooth nahi tha.
Anagha Amol se kehti hai, "Malhar ki tabiyat theek nahi hai, aur usko ab hum is halat mein kaise jaane dein? Aur unki yeh haalat toh hamare wajah se hi hai na?"
Amol ek soft-hearted banda tha. Use pata tha ki aaj Malhar ki haalat uski wajah se hi hai. Woh bhi Anagha se kehta hai, "Dekhte hain hum kya kar sakte hain."
Fir Anagha mujhse kehti hai, "Chalo, main khana bana deti hoon."
Amol ke mann mein kya aata hai, pata nahi, par woh Patil ko bhi ishara karke kitchen mein bula leta hai.
Ab Anagha khana banana shuru karti hai, aur saath hi un tino ki baatein bhi shuru ho jaati hain.
Ab set-up kuch aisa hai:
Patil ek long stool-chair par baitha tha. (Sher jitna bhi budha ho, gulati maarna nahi bhoolta hai. Patil ke blood mein aurat ki rasanpan karna default tha.)
Jo position thi, usme left side se uska poora side-boob aur navel dikh raha tha. Anagha use chhupa bhi nahi rahi thi, jaise use lag raha ho ki agar woh aise karegi toh kahin Patil ko bura na lage. Yehi soch kar woh kaam kar rahi thi.
Aur kuch ye Saab dik Raha tha
Unki baatein aise hi chalti rehti hain, aur baat-chit ke beech khana tayar ho jata hai. Sab mil kar khana khate hain. Fir Anagha, Amol ko medical store bhej kar nappies aur Malhar ke size ke kuch kapde lene ke liye keh deti hai. Ghar par sirf Anagha, Patil, aur Malhar hi bache the.
Jaise hi Amol ghar se nikalta hai, Anagha doodh garam karti hai. Fir Malhar ke liye doodh aur bread le kar uske bed ke paas jaati hai aur kehti hai,
"Uth jaa mere beta, uth jaa beta,"
aur Malhar ko utha deti hai.
Malhar uth kar bolta hai,
"Aai, mujhe bhook lagi hai bohot. Baba ne subah se kuch nahi diya."
Yeh sunte hi Anagha ro padti hai aur kehati hai,
"Main hoon na beta, ab sab theek ho jayega."
Malhar: "Baba maarte hain maa (aai). Agar main kuch maang loon to..."
Anagha (gusse se): "Aapko sharam nahi aati? Itne bade hoke ek bacche pe haath uthate ho? Batao, usne kya maanga tha?"
Malhar: "Maa, maine sirf vada pav maanga tha… baba ne mujhe maara aur mujhe bahut daanta bhi. Maa, baba bohot bure hain… maa, unse main katti hoon!"
Anagha Malhar ko apni bahon mein lapet leti hai, jaise usse apne andar sama lena chahti ho, duniya ke har dukh se bacha lena chahti ho. Anagha ke andar ab ek maa janm le chuki thi.
Anagha: "Haan beta, tum baba se katti le lo, theek hai. Par aai (maa) se bhi katti ho kya?"
Malhar: "Haan," bolta hai.
Anagha apne kaan pakad kar usse sorry bolti hai.
Anagha: "Lekin beta, tum mujhse katti kyun ho?"
Malhar: "Aap akeli-akeli gaon aa gayi na… mujhe nahi laaye na? Baba bolte the ki teri aai gaon gayi hai kyunki main bohot rota hoon na, isliye. Aur main hamesha kuch na kuch maangta hoon na, isliye aap mujhe chhod ke chali gayi na?"
Anagha: "Nahi mere beta, ab nahi jaaungi tujhe chhod ke kahin! Bata, tu kya maangta hai jo teri maa nahi de sakti tujhe?"
Malhar: "Vada pav…"
Anagha haste hue kehti hai, "10 minute ruk beta!"
Fir woh security ko call karke pav lane ke liye bolti hai. Jab tak pav aata, Anagha ghar mein hi Malhar ke liye vada banati hai. Uske saath baith kar usse khilati hai.
Malhar ke chehre ki khushi dekh kar Anagha ka dil bhar aata hai. Uske mann mein ek hi baat chal rahi thi—"Sheher ke bachon ko sab kuch milta hai, fir bhi rote hain… aur yeh bacha bina maa ke kaise rehta hoga?"
**Fir Anagha usse kuch medicine khila deti hai aur sula deti hai.**
Malhar Anagha ka haath thaame huye tha aur use jaane nahi de raha tha.
Thodi der baad Amol ghar mein saari cheezein le aata hai jo Anagha ne usse bolne ke liye kaha tha. Anagha Malhar se pyaar bhari nazar se kehti hai,
**"Mera raja beta naye kapde pehnega, maa ki baat sunega na?"**
Malhar muskura ke haan mein sir hila deta hai.
Fir Anagha Amol ko garam paani aur sponge laane ke liye kehti hai aur Malhar ko carefully clean karti hai. Malhar waqai bohot khubsurat lag raha tha.
Anagha turant Amol ko apna eyeliner laane ke liye kehti hai aur Malhar ko **kaala tika** laga deti hai. Phir ek roti ka tukda lekar uski nazar utarti hai aur Amol se kehti hai,
**"Isse baahar kutte ko khila ke wapas aana, aur haan, agar kisi ne tumhara naam pukara toh bhi peeche mat mudna. Samjhe kya?"**
Amol ki toh phat gayi thi, par kare toh kya kare? Anagha ke saamne uski ek nahi chalti thi. **Lekin thank God,** usne airpods laga liye aur tezz music chala diya—matlab **koi jhanjhat nahi!**
Waise bhi, **aisa hi CEO nahi bana tha, dimaag toh tha bande mein**, bas Anagha se phat-ti thi uski.
### **Raat ka waqt**
Amol ghar aata hai, tab tak Anagha Malhar ko sula rahi hoti hai, par Malhar zid karta hai ki uske saath hi sona hai.
**Problem yeh thi ki bed jyada bada nahi tha—matlab double bed tha, lekin Anagha ko sambhal ke sona tha na, Malhar ki chot ki wajah se.**
Fir Patil aur main baahar aane lagte hain, tabhi Malhar phir se rone lagta hai,
**"Baba, aap bhi so jao na hamare saath!"**
Main aur Anagha **shock ho jaate hain** aur Patil **thoda asahaj ho jaata hai.**
Patil gusse mein Malhar se kehta hai,
**"Tujhe samjhata nahi hai kya? Ye teri maa nahi hai! Hume jaana padega kal ya parso yahan se. Samjha?"**
Pata nahi **Anagha ko kya ho jaata hai**, par gusse mein bolti hai,
**"Patil, zubaan ko lagaam do! Aap honge khot, par aapko koi haq nahi diya Malhar se aise baat karne ka. Bacha hai woh!"**
Amol **Anagha ki aankhon mein angaar** dekhta hai, uski **phat gayi thi!**
Malhar **rona lagta hai**, Anagha se dar ke thoda door ho jaata hai. Anagha turant pighal jaati hai aur **softly** kehti hai,
**"Aaho, aikana dhani…"** (Hindi mein: "Aaji, suniye ji…")
**"Chalo sone chalte hain, bacha thak gaya hoga. Aur waise bhi, mujhse katti hai toh aap bhi chaliye."**
( Angha ek natak karati hai aur vese bhee amol aur abngha bohot hee mature the matlab vo bus malhar ko rizhane ke liye saab kaar rahee thee kee vo use daare nahee )
**Anagha bas Amol ki taraf dekhti hai.**
Amol **samajh jaata hai** aur Patil se kehta hai,
**"Suno Patil sahab, mano meri baat, so jao… baad mein Anagha chali jaayegi, samjhe aap?"**
**Patil maan jaata hai.**
### **Ek chhoti si dikkat**
Bed pe jagah nahi thi **teen logon ke liye**.
Anagha phir **Amol ko dekhti hai**.
Amol **samajh jaata hai** aur casually kehata hai,
**"I guess aap logon ko master bedroom mein jaana padega, main guest bedroom mein so jaata hoon."**
### **Master Bedroom Scene**
Ab **Malhar beech mein tha**, **Anagha left side** pe, aur **Patil right side** pe.
Anagha ke **bilkul left mein diwaar thi**, jo **directly window ke sirf half feet** door thi.
Bed bada tha, **par itna bhi nahi ki teeno haath-pair faila ke so sakein!**
Jo ghar ka **real malik** tha—**Amol**—wo **guest bedroom mein akela betha tha!**
**Amol actually yeh sab soch ke kaafi excited ho gaya tha!**
Pata nahi **kyun**, par **usse yeh accha lag raha tha ki Anagha aur Patil ek hi bed pe so rahe hain.**
**Kuch pal pehle jo bhikari ghar laaya tha,** **ab ussi bhikari ne uski wife pe aur bedroom pe kabza kar liya tha!**
Amol **khush tha**… aur apne mann mein **na jaane kya-kya emaale (imagination) bana raha tha.**
Fir waise hi **so jaata hai.**
### **Raat ke 2 baje**
**Malhar rone lagta hai.**
Anagha turant **jaag jaati hai** aur dekhti hai ki **Patil ka haath Malhar ke chest pe rakha hua tha, jiski wajah se usse dard ho raha tha.**
**Anagha dheere se Patil ka haath hata deti hai…**
Angha ne dheere se Malhar ko apni jagah pe sulaya aur khud uski jagah aa gayi. Uska dil tez dhadak raha tha, lekin usne khud ko samjha liya ki ye bas **aaraam se sone ke liye** kar rahi hai.
Magar jaise hi vo leti, **bus kuch hi minute me**, Patil ka haath uski kamar pe aa gaya.
Angha ki **saans atak gayi**. Uske shareer me ek ajeeb si **garmi** daud gayi. Pehli baar kisi **paraye aadmi ka sparsh** itna mehsoos ho raha tha. Pehle to usne turant haath hata diya, lekin phir bhi uska dil tez dhadakta raha.
Phir kuch **20 minute ke baad**, **wahi harkat** dobara hui. Iss baar Angha ne Patil ka haath hatane ki jagah **kuch seconds tak mehsoos kiya**. Patil bilkul gehri neend me tha, use kuch pata bhi nahi tha, lekin Angha ke dil aur shareer dono me ajeeb **hulchul** mach rahi thi.
Usne dheere se **apni aankhein band kar li**, lekin tabhi Patil ne **neend me hi dheere se kuch bola** –
**"Gargi... kya tum ho meri Gargi?"**
Aur agle hi pal **Patil ne Angha ko apni baahon me kheench liya**.
Angha **ekdum se behal gayi**. Uska shareer **patil ke garam badan** se chipak gaya. Uske peeche se **patil ka sakht shareer** chipak raha tha aur Angha ki kamar ke bilkul beech **ek ajeeb si garmi mehsoos hone lagi**.
Uski saansein **tez ho gayi**. Angha ne apni aankhein zor se band kar li, lekin **shareer ka halat kuch aur keh raha tha**...
Angha ki saansein tez ho gayi, uska dil zor se dhadak raha tha. Patil ki majboot baahon ka woh pehla ehsaas uske liye ek naya tajurba tha. Pehle to usne khud ko sambhalne ki koshish ki, lekin jitna shant rehne ki koshish karti, utna hi uska shareer us sparsh ko mehsoos karne lagta.
Patil ki saanson ki garmi uske gardan ke paas mehsoos ho rahi thi. Uski ungliyan Angha ki kamar ke aaspaas dheere se hil rahi thi, jaise neend me bhi kisi apne ko mehsoos kar rahe ho.
Angha halke se siskari bhar gayi. Uska shareer ek ajeeb si garmi se bhar gaya tha. Peeche se chipki Patil ki mardana body aur uska sugandhit paseena ek alag hi ehsaas de raha tha.
Angha ne Patil ka haath dheere se hata diya, lekin jaise hi usne piche hatne ki koshish ki, Patil ne aur kas ke kheench liya. Ab dono itne paas the ki beech me sirf ek halki si hawa chal rahi thi.
Patil ne neend me hi halki si sargarmi se kaha –
"Gargi... tum yahi ho na?"
Angha ka dil zor se dhadakne laga. Uska halka sa gungunata hua shabd uske kaanon me ghuss raha tha, jaise andhere me koi roshni ki ek kiran ho.
Aur phir...
Patil ki hatheli dheere se Angha ke stan ke kinare tak pahunch gayi.
Angha ne ekdum se aankhein khol di. Uska shareer ek ajeeb sa current mehsoos kar raha tha.
Patil ab bhi neend me tha. Lekin Angha ka dil samajh nahi paa raha tha ki usse kya mehsoos ho raha hai.
tabhee Angha ke nitamb me Patil kaa 12 inch kaa Shishn us daarar me ghus gaya tha Angha pighal hee gayi thiss aur usake sharir ne bagawat kaar di usane aapani kamar ko aur patil se sata diya aur patil ke haath jo theek usake unnat stano ke niche the unhe uppar kee aur daab rahe the aur angha ne patil kath ke uppar aapna haath raakh diye mano dono pati patani ho aur so rahe ho angha kuch na kehati so gayi puri raat yese hee so yi thee patil ke baho me morning me jaab angha uthee taab usane jo dekha vo kich paal dekhtai hee rahee
patil ko Swapndosh" (स्वप्नदोष) ho gaya tha aur patil ke underwear ke saath saath angha kee saree bhee bheeg gayee thee matlab bohot matra me tha jitana aaj taak amol nahee gira paya tha use kaahee jyada tha
Angha ye dekh ke Horney feel karati hai but same time sad bhee feel karati hai kyunki aai 16 se 17 saal ho gaye vo maa nahee baan payi thee
test tube bebay se leke saab try kara paar kuch nahee huwa thaa aaj malhar ko dekh ke Angha ke aandar aaj ek maa jagi thee kuch palo ke liye hee sahee use bhara pura pariwar mil gaya tha
ek majboot Mard ek beta ek stree ko aur kya chahiye hota hai ?
Angha utha ke nahane jaati hai but pehele Malhar ko fir se apani jagah pe raakh ke jaate hai
Patil jaab so ke utha taab saab samaj se sharm ke maare aapni aankhe niche zhooka li jese hee angha naka kee aayi bus towel me hee thee angha ne patil ke tarf dekha aur najare niche kaar li
Patil:- Muze maaf kaar de beti mere ke galati ho gayee muze bohot sharm aa rahee hai
Angha:- kuch nahee huwa baba ye ek natural physiological and sexual frustration ke vaajah se tha chodo ye baat ko aur naha lo jaa ke jaldi
patil sharma ke sir nich kaar ke chala jaata hai but vo bhool gaya tha kee aapna towel aur underwaer to guesst bedroom hee rakha hai jese hee vo bahar aaya dekha Angha niche zhooki huye thee aur usake paav me kuch phasa huwa thee uskee chut kaa face dikh raha tha
patil bhee naga hee thaa ek hisaab se usane bus underwear hee pehani thee vo use bhee uttar deta hai aur aage badh ne wala hee hota hai kee ruk jaata hai kee me kya kaar rah hu fir angha piche mood tee hai vo samz gayi thee kee baba ne kya dekha hai aur baba ka lund khada tha rock hard vo nus najare niche kare khadi thee
Patil ne bohot aurato ko khaya tha use pata tha Angha mana nahee karegi agar use jaa ke jabardasti karu to
patil aapne aap ko rok nahee paata aur angha kee aur badh jaata hai angha kee sanse mano aatak see gayi thee but jese hee patil nejdik aaya anagha thoda piche hati aur ek glass gir gaya us ke aawaj se Malhar uth ke rone laga ungha ka towel chut gaya aur vaah mardarjaat nagi ho gayi but ab usame horney pana naa ho ke ek maa jaag gayi thee
Angha kee size 35-32-43 thee patil aapne aap contral karake nahane jaata hai aur baad me saare kapade pehanti hai
Angha bahar aake dekhai hai kee Amol morning walk pe gaya hai to vo thoda relif feel karati hai
Patil underse hee awaj laga deta hai kee Angha jara mere kapade to dena ( patil master tha usene dekh liye tha jaab angha kitchen me thee aur amol ghar me nahee tha to beti na keh ke biwi kee tarah naam se awaj di ) Angha shocked ho gayi aaj taak Amol ne use yese baat nahee kee paar Patil ke awaj me ek mardana authority thee aur Angha ussi pe hee pighal rahee thee
Angha bina bolle patil ko kapade de aati hai patil kapde lete waqt angha kaa haath ko chu leta hai angha ek nayi naveli dulhan ke jese sihaar jaati hai aur kehati hai soda mala patil jaau dya ( chodo muze patil muze jaane do ) amol amlahar dekh lenge
patil samaz gaya tha kee aaj raat ye mere niche jaroor aayegi aur kahee na kahee use Amol ka bhee daar nahee tha use pata tha vo kuch nahee hai saab Angha ke hisaab se chalta hai
Amol kuch karega kee nahee ye dekhane kee chota ek test kaar ke dekhana chah raha tha Patil
Amol aa gaya tha
Amol := patila ab kese ho
Patil:- badhiya AMol beta pure 4 saal baad muze etna naram gadaa mila sone ke liye
Amol ( man me aur ek jawan gahdarayi aurat bhee )
Amol :- ye to hai naa baba paar aap yaha pe hee kyu nahee ruk jaate matlab malhar hai haam hai haam karenge na uskee care
Angha zhat se boll deti hai kee :- haa baba me use ab door nahee reh sakati please man jaavo naa
Patil: beta haamare maan se kya hoga dekha nahee uska acident ho gaya agar mene uske manat puri nahee kee to pata nahee kya hoga
Angha :- sochati hai aur chup chap beith jaati hai
Patil bhee is ko aage nahee badhata aur aapni authority ke liye kehata hai kee haame jald se jald pune jana hoga varna mumbai me 90% kokani hai haam pakade jaa sakate hai
Amol :- baba but pune me bhee to kokan ke log honge naa aap bhag bhga ke kaha jaavoge ?
Patil :- kya karu fir beta ?
Amol :- aap ek kaam karo dr. ne malhar ko 4 days ka rest diya hai naa to aap 4 days yaha raho tab taak me kuch karta hu
Angha:- haa ye sahee rahega
Amol:-baba ek kaam kaar sakate hai kyu naa aap Chennai chale jaao vaha pe mere company ka ek guest house bhee hai aap pura ek saal vaha pe nikal sakoge aur yaha ka koi bhee banda aap ko vaaha to nahee dekhane aayega kya keh te ho
Patil :- ( naraj ho ke ) jese tum theek samzho beta
Angha aur amol baba kee narajgi dekh lete hai aur kuch nahee kehate fir saab chai nasta kaar lete hai aur fir patil aapna authority check karana start kaar dete hai
Patil:- Angha jara zhandu balm laa ke mere pair ko to laga dena
Amol ke body se jese currunt dod gaya usaka lund khada ho gaya
Angha bhee haki bakki reh gayi kee ye kya huwa aur kuch na boll ke vo guesst bedroom se jaa ke zandu balm kee dabiya le aati haiaur drawing room me hee unke pair ko lagane laag jaati hai aur maslish kaarane lagati hai Amol dekh raha tha but kuch keh nahee raha tha
yese 10 baad anagha kitchen jaa ti hai aur Patil aur Amol bhee jaata hai kitchen me fir se patil vese hee baith jaatha hai
Angha unko mango deti hai
Amol :- aap ko pata hai baba ye mango angha ke gaaon se aaye hai
patil: saach angha do gee muze tumhare mango ( patil uske boobs ko dekh ke keh rahe the )
Angha:- isshs kuch bhee haa jarur dungi
Patil:- amol yese mango kaat ke nahee choos ke khane chahiye naa ?
Amol:- ji baba sahee kaha aap ne angha ke aam hai hee etane rasile
Patil:- angha ke aam ?
Amol: sorry matlab angha ke gaaon ke aam
dono hasate hai angha ab ghar ke aam me lag jaati hai patil aate jaate use touh karna ye saab kaar raha tha jaab vo zook ke kuch kaam karti to uskee stano kee darar dekhana
amol to bus maze hee maze le raha tha tabhee dopehar ho jaati hai aur patil samz jaata hai kee amol kuch nahee kahega aur patil dopehar ka lunch kaar ke direclty master bedroom jaata hai aur vaha se aawaj deta hai
Angha jara yaha to aana
Angha jo guesst bedroom thee vo amol ko dekhati hai usaka chehar kamuk dikh raha tha Amol usko jaane kee parmision deta hai angha zhat se vaha se nikal jaati hai mano uska bhee maan tha jaane ko
Angha :- bolliye ji ( baba nahee kehati direclty pati kee tarah unhee sambodhit karati hai )
Patil :- ek kaam karo mere kapade do dena aur mere sare kapade yaha is room le aana aur Amol ke guesst bedroom me raakh aana samzhee
Angha :- bus kuch naa keha kee vese hee karati hai saare kapade nikal ke amol ke room me jaati hai amol samaj jata hai but kuch nahee kehata angha Patil ka zhola aur Malhar ke new kapade saab leti hai amol se khati hai kee Malhar ke dawai bhee lelo amol kisi agyakari naukar ke jese saab utha ke uske pich chala jaata hai
Patil ne malhar ko abhee beech me rakha the saab kapade uthate uthae dopehar 3 baj gaye the
Amol sare kapde le gaya tha ab room bus patil malhar aur angha ke kapade the jese hee angha bahar jaane lagi patil ne kaha kaha jaa rahee ho aaram nahee karan hai kya tumhe
Anagha :ji karana hai but amol ko dekh ke aati hu kuch chaiye kee nahee
Patil: amol tumhee kuch chaiye aur kee saab theek hai
Amol: saab theek hai patil sahab me ab thoda sota hu aap log bhee aram kaaro ( aap ka matlab angha aur Patil se tha )
Patil angha jara door to lock kaar do angha bus dekhati hai aur mano remote ke jese chali jaati hai aur wapas bed ke pass aapni jagah pe jane hee wali hoti hai kee
Patil use kehata hai kee mera haath laag jayega aapnane bache ko use side me lita do
Angha chup chap vese hee karatee hai
aur patil aapani kamar ko pich kaarata hai angha ke liye jagah bana deta hai bed pe
Angha samaj jati hai use kya karana hai aur vo vese hee karati hain kee tabhi door ke bell bajai jati hai aur dono naraj ho jaate hai ....
To be continued
