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Munna apne dost Aslam ke Ghar baitha usse gapped lga rha thaa
munna - Yaar Aslam hum kya aise hi kuware marne wale hai
Aslam - are Bhai Tu Aisa kyu bol rha hai tere Ghar me to mal hi maal hai sale aur Tu kuwara marne ki baat karta hai
munna - bhosdike Aslam tujhe mene pehle bhi kha hai ki Ghar ke bare me kuch mat Bola kar
Aslam - are Bhai meri baat ko galat mat smjh me to whi keh rha hu Jo sach hai
munna - accha mere Ghar me maal hi maal hai to tere Ghar me kya hai Teri Baji bhi to mast gadrai hui hai use kyo nhi pel deta Tu
aslam- mere dost iccha to meri bhi yhi hai par kya karu kudrat aur Baji dono hi mouka nhi de rhe
aslam ki baat sunkar munna thoda serious hota hua usse puchta hai
munna- to Tu kya sach me apni hi Baji ko chod dega agar tujhe mouka Mila to
aslam- Tu chodne ki baat kar rha hai Mera bas chle to apni Baji ko apni rakhail bna kar rakhu roj raat din uski chuodi gand ko failaa failaa kar apna lund aur muh usme ghusaye rhu
munna- Tu sach me bda hrami hai Aslam
Aslam - hahaha munna isi liye kehtachu ki bahar dhundhne SE accha hai Ghar me hi try kar ke dekh le kya pta Teri kismat acchi ho aur tujhe Ghar me hi chut chodne ko mil Jaye
mere yha to sirf ek hi hai par tere yha to Kai hai mujhe lagta hai koi na koi to tere hath AA hi jayegi fir Teri mouj hi mouj hai bete
aslam ki bate sunkar munna Ka lund khda ho chuka tha yhi haal Aslam Ka bhi tha
munma- accha chal thik hai me Teri baat ko Maan leta hu par pehle Tu apni Baji ko apne niche Lita fir me bhi apne Ghar me khojna shuru kar dunga
aslam- chal thik hai dost tayy rha me apni didi ko jald hi chod lunga uske baad tujhe btaunga btaunga kya balki dikha hi dunga
fir Tu khud tayy Kar Lena tujhe kya karna hai
tabhi bahar darwaje par Kuch halchal hoti hai Aslam ghbraa jata hai
Aslam - munna lagta hai Baji AA gyi
Munna- haaahaah abhi to Tu apni Baji ko rakhail bnane ki baat kar rha tha aur ab unke aatechi Teri gand fatt gyi
Aslam - ha ha hrami has le jis din me Baji ko chod lunga na us din dekhna mere pass khud ki ghrelu burr aur gand dono hogi aur Tu bhosdike ke myth hi Marta firega
Munna - ha ha bhai pehle Tu apni Baji par to cadh Jaa fir me bhi dhundh lunga koi ghrelu upaay
munna Aslam ki bato par hasta hua piche me raste se Ghar ki aur nikal jata hai
idhar Aslam ne bhle hi munna ke samne lambi lambi feki thi par haqiqat me wo apni Baji se kafi darta tha yhi Karan tha ki wo munna ko piche ke kamre se bhga deta hai taki uski Baji samjhe ki wo padhai hi kar rha thaa
Rabia - are kya hua tujhe Aslam aise bhoot ki tarah kyo dekh rha hai Tu mujhe ye ye tere chere ko kya hua Jo itna laal hua pda hai
Aslam - Kuch nhi hua baji aap aao Ghar me Abbu bhi aane wale honge
Rabia - ha ha malum hai aane wale honge Abbu aur roj ki hi tarah daru pee kar hi aayenge
Aslam - Baji me aata hu thodi Der me
aslam apni Jaan chuda kar Ghar ke bahar nikal jata hai idhar Rabia khane ki taiyyari me lag jati hai
Rabia ( ek ghrelu kisam ki ladki balki use aurat kehna thik rhega jism Puri tarah se gadraya hua hai gaon me Aisa koi Buddha nhi hoga Jo Rabia ko ghodi ba bnana cahta ho
man to Rabia Ka bhi hota hai chudne Ka par wo gaon Ka mahol janti hai wo janti hai ki agar wo Bina shadi me kisi me bhi aage jhuk gyi to ye Jmana use randi bna dega fir uski koi ijaat nhi rhegi
shadi ki Umar ho chuki hai par sharabi baap ko uski koi fikar hi nhi hai yhi Karan hai ki Rabia kabhi kabhi khud hi khud ki bhawano ko shantt karne ki koshish karti hai
aag bujhn ki jagah uski koshish se aag aur bhadak jati hai).....
Munna apne dost Aslam ke Ghar baitha usse gapped lga rha thaa
munna - Yaar Aslam hum kya aise hi kuware marne wale hai
Aslam - are Bhai Tu Aisa kyu bol rha hai tere Ghar me to mal hi maal hai sale aur Tu kuwara marne ki baat karta hai
munna - bhosdike Aslam tujhe mene pehle bhi kha hai ki Ghar ke bare me kuch mat Bola kar
Aslam - are Bhai meri baat ko galat mat smjh me to whi keh rha hu Jo sach hai
munna - accha mere Ghar me maal hi maal hai to tere Ghar me kya hai Teri Baji bhi to mast gadrai hui hai use kyo nhi pel deta Tu
aslam- mere dost iccha to meri bhi yhi hai par kya karu kudrat aur Baji dono hi mouka nhi de rhe
aslam ki baat sunkar munna thoda serious hota hua usse puchta hai
munna- to Tu kya sach me apni hi Baji ko chod dega agar tujhe mouka Mila to
aslam- Tu chodne ki baat kar rha hai Mera bas chle to apni Baji ko apni rakhail bna kar rakhu roj raat din uski chuodi gand ko failaa failaa kar apna lund aur muh usme ghusaye rhu
munna- Tu sach me bda hrami hai Aslam
Aslam - hahaha munna isi liye kehtachu ki bahar dhundhne SE accha hai Ghar me hi try kar ke dekh le kya pta Teri kismat acchi ho aur tujhe Ghar me hi chut chodne ko mil Jaye
mere yha to sirf ek hi hai par tere yha to Kai hai mujhe lagta hai koi na koi to tere hath AA hi jayegi fir Teri mouj hi mouj hai bete
aslam ki bate sunkar munna Ka lund khda ho chuka tha yhi haal Aslam Ka bhi tha
munma- accha chal thik hai me Teri baat ko Maan leta hu par pehle Tu apni Baji ko apne niche Lita fir me bhi apne Ghar me khojna shuru kar dunga
aslam- chal thik hai dost tayy rha me apni didi ko jald hi chod lunga uske baad tujhe btaunga btaunga kya balki dikha hi dunga
fir Tu khud tayy Kar Lena tujhe kya karna hai
tabhi bahar darwaje par Kuch halchal hoti hai Aslam ghbraa jata hai
Aslam - munna lagta hai Baji AA gyi
Munna- haaahaah abhi to Tu apni Baji ko rakhail bnane ki baat kar rha tha aur ab unke aatechi Teri gand fatt gyi
Aslam - ha ha hrami has le jis din me Baji ko chod lunga na us din dekhna mere pass khud ki ghrelu burr aur gand dono hogi aur Tu bhosdike ke myth hi Marta firega
Munna - ha ha bhai pehle Tu apni Baji par to cadh Jaa fir me bhi dhundh lunga koi ghrelu upaay
munna Aslam ki bato par hasta hua piche me raste se Ghar ki aur nikal jata hai
idhar Aslam ne bhle hi munna ke samne lambi lambi feki thi par haqiqat me wo apni Baji se kafi darta tha yhi Karan tha ki wo munna ko piche ke kamre se bhga deta hai taki uski Baji samjhe ki wo padhai hi kar rha thaa
Rabia - are kya hua tujhe Aslam aise bhoot ki tarah kyo dekh rha hai Tu mujhe ye ye tere chere ko kya hua Jo itna laal hua pda hai
Aslam - Kuch nhi hua baji aap aao Ghar me Abbu bhi aane wale honge
Rabia - ha ha malum hai aane wale honge Abbu aur roj ki hi tarah daru pee kar hi aayenge
Aslam - Baji me aata hu thodi Der me
aslam apni Jaan chuda kar Ghar ke bahar nikal jata hai idhar Rabia khane ki taiyyari me lag jati hai
Rabia ( ek ghrelu kisam ki ladki balki use aurat kehna thik rhega jism Puri tarah se gadraya hua hai gaon me Aisa koi Buddha nhi hoga Jo Rabia ko ghodi ba bnana cahta ho
man to Rabia Ka bhi hota hai chudne Ka par wo gaon Ka mahol janti hai wo janti hai ki agar wo Bina shadi me kisi me bhi aage jhuk gyi to ye Jmana use randi bna dega fir uski koi ijaat nhi rhegi
shadi ki Umar ho chuki hai par sharabi baap ko uski koi fikar hi nhi hai yhi Karan hai ki Rabia kabhi kabhi khud hi khud ki bhawano ko shantt karne ki koshish karti hai
aag bujhn ki jagah uski koshish se aag aur bhadak jati hai).....
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