UPDATE - 4
Gyano ka beta Sandeep thoddi der pehle hee ghar se nikla tha, scooty uthake woh seedha apni jaan pehchan ke panwadi ke pass gya aur ek chotti advance lekar peenay lga. Sandeep jab bhi cigrette peeta ya toh naukri ke khyal uske dimaag mein hote ya fir ghar jaake apni maa ke saath kuuch naya karne key. Uske dimaag mein khurafaat toh chal rhi thee, lekin ptani kya, pent tight aur maatha garam.
Sandeep ne apne dost Aslam ko phone kia,
Sandeep : “Kahan hai be lawdey?”
Aslam : “Paper dekr aara hu, sutta marega?”
Sandeep : “Wahi khda hu bhai, jaldi aaja.”
Aslam bhi apni scooty par udta hua 10 minute mein aa gya, dono ne ek aur sutta firse fuka.
Sandeep : “Yaar aaj toh kuuch jugaad krte hai party ka, boht din ho gye”
Aslam : “Haan yaar mera ye paper bhi clear ho jayega, karte hai party, ghiste ghiste saal ho gya”
Sandeep : “Chal mein krta hu kuuch jugaad dekhta hu agar kisi ka ghar khali pada ho toh.”
Aslam : “Bta dio jab tak mein ghar chalta hu aur call kr dio mein aa jaunga”
Aslam scooty uthakar apne ghar ki ore ho lia aur Sandeep ne phone milane shuru kr diye.
Aslam paas ki hee jhuggi se aata tha, ghar mein Aslam, uska apahij baap joki bistar se nahi uth pata tha, uski maa Fatima aur boht chotta bhai Arif thay.
Aslam ka baap area ka dada tha lekin kayi saal pehle ladai jhadge mein uski sir par chott aayi jisse woh ab bistar se nhi uth pata, dekhta sab hai, samajhta sab hai lekin uthkar bol nahi skta, bss apni aankhein hee hila skta tha. Aslam ko apna baap pasand nahi tha, jab uska baap tandurust tha toh woh unpar bilkul dhyan na deta tha, Aslam ke baap ne apni biwi Fatima ki itni pitai kri thee ki bechari Fatima ki ek aankh kaam nahi krti thee. Aslam ke andar apne baap ko lekar boht gussa aur nafrat thi jo woh chah ke bhi uspr nahi nikal skta tha.
Aslam apne ghar mein ghusta hai, uska chotta bhai bat lekar bahar khelne ja rha hota hai, Aslam uske sir par haath fairta hai aur usko 10 rupay aur dekar khelne bhej deta hai. Fatima ne abhi bus bistar par padey shohar ko khana khilaya hee tha ki Aslam kamre mein dakhil ho jata hai, Fatima ki nazar apne ladke par jaati hai, Fatima bistar se uthkar usko galey lga leti hai.
Fatima : “Kaisa gya exam, beta?”
Aslam : “Boht hee bdia ammi, boht hee bdia, iss baar toh tera ladka afsar hee bn jayega”
Ye sunkar Fatima ki aakhein num ho jaati hai, woh firsey kaske apne ladke ko galey lga leti hai. Aslam ka chehra uske baap ki ore tha, Aslam apna haath apne baap ko dikhata hai aur usko neechay ki taraf leja kar apni maa ki gaand par fairne lgta hai aur dheemay se uske ek chutad ko masal deta hai.
Fatima : “Beta tera abbu dekh rhe hai”, usne dheeray se bola.
Aslam : “Dekhne de iss laash ko, mujhey koi farak ni padta”
Fatima : “Nahi bete, tu mera raja beta hai, aise alfaaz ka bol, tu bura nahi hai”
Aslam : “Aisa lgta hai tu ab bhi mere se zyada pyar toh is jungli insaan se karti hai, iska bass chalta toh kabka tujhey maar deta”, ye bolkr Aslam guess mein fan fanane lgta hai.
Fatima : “Chup kar bete, aisa nahi hai, tu hee hai mera sabse pyara, par bete tehzeeb bhi toh rkhni hai na”
Aslam : “Theek hai nahi bolunga kuuch, lekin tu mujhey iske saamne kuuch krne nahi deti, yehi baat mujhey buri lgti hai”
Fatima : “Nahi bete aisa nahi hai”
Aslam zyada dhayn nahi deta aur apni ammi ki gardan choomte choomte apna ek haath peechay uski salwar mein daal deta hai.
Fatima(dheemay sey) : “Rehnedey bete, agar tere abbu…”
Aslam : “Agar kya, uth gye toh? Ye kabhi nahi uthne wale aur uth jaaye toh inko mera ehsaan hee manna padega”
Ye sunkar Fatima ko lga ki jab shohar ne kabhi utna hee nahi hai toh darna kya usne bhi thoddi see rajamandi mein apni gaand hila di. Aslam ki himmat badh gyi, usne apna haath uski bade bade chutado ke beech dhasa dia, Fatima ki gaand sach mein boht badi thee, Aslam ne apni unglia peechay se uski choot tak pohcha dee.
Aslam : “Ammi mana toh tum itna kar rhi ho, par paani itna chorr dia hai ke neechay sailaab aa rha hai, kya ammi?”
Fatima : “Pagal ladke, ye jagah toh geeli rhegi na, kaisi baat karta hai tu bhi”
Aslam apni unglia chalani shuru kr deta hai. Fatima bhi masti mein hil rhi thee aur bechara Aslam ka baap bistar par pada inko hee dekh rha tha, uske liye ye nayi baat thee, aaj toh Aslam ne hadd paar krdi. Aslam ne apni unglio se Fatima ki choot ko sehlaya, 10 minute uske tandoor ko garam kia aur fir haath bahar nikal lia. Fatima kuuch bol nahi paayi par uska mann abhi bhra nahi tha.
Aslam : “Mein ek baar upar hokar aata hu fir shuru krte hai”
Fatima : “Theek hai”, Fatima ka ye theek hai na insaafi se bhara tha.
Aslam Fatima se alag hua aur upar waali manzil par chala gaya. Aslam ke ghar mein pehli manzil uski bua Saayra rehti thee. Saayra ne bhi apne zamane mein Aslam ki maa ko boht pareshan kia tha, Aslam ke dil men Saayra ke liye alag se nafrat thee kyuki bachpan mein toh woh smjhta tha ki bua acchi insaan hai par wohi usko baap ko bhadhkaane mein koi kami nahi chorrti thee. Jabse COVID shuru hua tha Saayra idhar hee rehne lagi thee uske bacche chotte chotte thay aur pati ki sharab peenay ki latt ne karza itna kar dia ki ghar baar bechkar idhar hee rehna pada. Sab karni ke rone hai, jaisa karogey vaisa bharogey, Aslam ne apni bua ko ghar mein toh rkhlia lekin ek shart par ki : “”KIRAYA DENA PADEGA”.
Anpadh Saayra kuuch kamati dhamati toh thee nahi, Aslam ne lekin jo upar kiraye ki shart thopi usse uska chain udd chuka tha, kuuch din pehle ki hee baat hai Saayra ne khuud Aslam ke pair pakad kr bola tha ki uske pass paise nahi hai. Aslam ne 2 took jawaab dia “toh mein karu?”. Saayra ko ab boht pachtawa hota tha, kaash usne Aslam ki maa, apni bhabhi ko pareshan na kia hota par ab woh train nikal chuki thee uspar behas krke koi faayda na tha.
Aslam upar waali manzil par aa gya, kamre mein Saayra kapde badal rhi thee. Aslam seedha kamre mein jaa ghusa, isse pehle Saayra kuuch bolti Aslam hee bol pada.
Aslam : “Chee bua, darwaza lagake toh rkha karo, kapdey badalne hai toh dhyan toh rkho koi aur ghusa jata toh”
Itna sunkar Saayra sak paka gyi..uske kapdey beech mein hee atak gye aur mast gore gore chucho ke darshan Aslam ko ho gye. Saayra ki pajami thoddi neechay bhi thee jisse uske jhaat ke baal pajami ke bahar jhaak rhe thay.
Saayra : “Aslam beta, maaf krna lekin mujhey ni pta tha tu 2 minute bahar ruk mein kapdey badal kar aati hu”
Aslam : “Ab mein bahar nahi ja rha hu, palat rha hu jaldi kapdey badlo”
Aslam ka ghar, Saayra kya boley, zyada bolegi toh firsey jhagda ho jayega. Saayra ne kapdey badal liye aur Aslam ke pass aa gyi.
Saayra : “Beta tere liye chai bna du?”
Aslam : “Chai nahi bua mujhey aap bas kiraya dedo, dekho tangi ka time hai lockdown se sab pareshan hai, kyu mujhey aur pareshan kar rhi ho.”
Saayra : “Mein…. Mein…. Mein beta kya pareshan kar rhi hu, mein toh khuud hee pareshan hu, tu tu tu dekh mein aanganwadi mein ja toh rhi hu naukri dhundhne nahi mil rhi toh bta bta tu mein kya karu”, ye bolkar Saayra ro padi.
Aslam ko aur gussa aa gya, ab usko ye aasu bhi nakli lagte thay.
Aslam : “Ro mt bua, itna aasuo ki zarurat nahi hai, kiraya bhi du aur fir tumhare ye baccho ka khaana peena bhi”
Saayra itna sunkar rone lagi. Saayra ke aasu nahi rukay, bechari laachar thee. Aslam ko ab lga woh zyada bol gya, usko thodda sa pachtawa hua, lekin Saayra chup nahi hui.
Aslam : “Bua tumhare paise kabhi nahi aane ye toh manogi?”
Saayra : “Haa”, Saayra ne bade dard se haan kia.
Aslam : “Bua ek baat aur bolu?”
Saayra : “Haan”
Aslam : “Meri maa bhi aise hee roti thee?”
Ye sunkar Saayra chup ho gyi, apne time mein usne bhi kya kasar chorri thee Fatima ko pareshan krne ki.
Aslam : “Ab ek bat aur bolu, ek jugaad hai karza khatam krne ka?”
Saayra : “Kya?”
Aslam apni pent ki zip kholta hai, ufanta hua uska kaala lund bahar aa jaati hai. Saayra darr jaati hai ki uske bhatijey ne ye kya kar dia?
Aslam : “Daro mt bua, mein ek hee baar bolunga uske baad nahi, agar tum mujhey ye wada karo ki ye jo neechay mera kaal lund hai na iski din raat khatirdari hogi, jab aaunga tab, jahan chahunga wahan aur jaise kahunga vaise, mein tumse zindagi mein kiraya nahi lunga, kiraya toh chorro mein tumhey ghar mein firsey apna lunga, tumhare baccho ko ek baap jaisa saaya dunga”
Ye sunkar Saayra kahi kho gyi, uska dhyan Aslam ke lund par nahi thaa, aisa lg rha tha woh kahi kho chuki hai, uske saamne itna hee ajeeb ka faisla tha ek taraf uski zindagi apne hee bhatijey ki rakkhai jaisi hone wali thee par badle mein usko bahari shaurat, ghar, sir par chatt aur time se garam khana mil rha tha. Saayra kho gyi. Aslam ne ye dekh kr apni pent band krli.
Aslam : “Chorro bua, tum itne ke layak hee nahi ho, mujhey lg rha hai ki ye sauda toh tumhari taraf ka zyada ho gya”
Saayra : “Nahi nahi ruk ruk beta, ruk”
Aslam mann hee mann muskuraya uska teer nishane par jo lg rha tha.