Punjabi-Maa-Putt-Part-5
"Mummy.......mummy.........haye......mummy....."
"Putt.......haye ve mera putt..................haye ve mere ladla"
Ma apne putt nu chuttdayan sun rehi si te putt apni ma nu. Dono diyan cheekha uhna de anand nu duna chauna kar rehiyan sann. Hun oh khayalan chon bhar aa chukke sann.
Seema sar te tauliya lapeti rasoyi vich pakode kadh rehi si. Oh ajj buri terah naal thakk gayi si. Pehlan tan meenh aa jaan karke uhna nu bhajj daud pai gayi si pher utton apne putt naal hoya vakya. Osda ang ang thakavat naal darad kar reha si, oh manje te letna chahundi si par fer oh apne putt da dil vi khush karna chahundi si jo kayian dina ton uhna naal lakk tod mehnat karwa reha si. Ise layi usne himmat kiti te rasoyi vich ja k pakode kadhhan laggi.
Batroom vich chuttan ton baad Seema di garmi uttaran laggi si. Oh bade dina aa ajj is terah naal chutti si. Dimago kaam da bukhar jis naal usda poora pinda tap reha si, uttar gaya si. Man te sarir vich thand varat gayi si. Te hun jad usne haweli vich jo kugh vpraya si ja usne gali vich apne putt de sahmane jo tamasha kita si usto usnu bada pachtawa mehsoos ho reha si. Oh bathroom vich pani di thandi dhar thalle baithi kinna chir nahayundi rehi jiven oh apne pinde cho mail de naal naal man de mande khayal vi dho dena chahundi si.
Udhdhar Sony da vi ang ang thakavat naal tutt reh si. Bhave usnu pichle do hafteyan to bahla kamm hon karke poora aram nahi mil reha si par pher vi jwani de josh te zor vich usnu isdi inni parwah nahi si. Par ajj haweli vich jo kugh vapraya te jadd gali vich usdi ma us sahmane lakk lachka lachka tur rehi si te ghar ja ke usne jo jalwa dekhaya si usne us andar agg macha ditti si. Utton nal de bathroom cho ayundiyan ma diyan siskiyan ne us agg vich tel pa ke usnu bhanvad da roop de ditta si. Te jadd oh agg usde lun rahi usde sarir cho bahar nikkli si tan usnu eni thakan mehsoos hoyi si jinni sayad usne kade mehsoo nahi kiti si. Usnu muth maran ton baad bahut bhukh mehsoos ho rehi si par thakan da marya oh apne kamre vich janda hi sau janda hai.
Sham hon karke Seema ne sabh ton pehlan roti tukk kita te phir pkode kadh laye. Jadd Seema Sony de kamre vich jandi hai tan oh chadar tani ghook sutta peya si. Usne chah te pakodyan di plait usde bed de naal table te rakhi te usde chehre vall dekhan laggi. Oh deen duniya ton bekhabar gbook sutta peya si. Usde chehre ton inni masumiyat jhalak rehi si ke Seema usde chehre te jhuk gayi te usde mathe nu chummya. Jad usdi neend vich koyi farak na peya tan usne usdi gall nu chummya. Sony aje vi neend vich hi si. Seema kugh der dekhdi rehndi hai. Putt da sohna pyara mukhda usde dil nu chu lainda hai te na chahundaya vi oh usdiya galla nu chumman lagdi hai. Dona galla nu chummdi chummdi oh usdi nakk te chummi laindi hai, pher usde bull nakk ton haithan usde uparle bull te nakk vichale chummi lainde hann, Seema rukna chahundi hai par usde bull aap muhare thalle hunde hann te oh apne putt de bullan te bull rakh ke naram jeha chumban laindi hai. Usde putt de bulla da naram jeha ehsas te uhna da sehad verga swad usde dil diyan dunghayian vich uttar chukk si. Oh osde jagan ton dardi mukh usde mukh ton hata laindi hai. Sony hale vi neend vich gumm si.
Seema apne putt de bhole chehre nu takkdi apne bullan te apni jeebh nu ferdi hai ta ke apne putt de bulla da swad uhna ton lai sake. Osde putt de naram naram bulla vich pata nahi kehda ras bharya hoya si ke Seema jive us swad vich gwach hi gayi si. Usne kugh der apne aap nu rokan da jatan kita par oh khud nu rok na saki. Usde bull is vaar sidhe usde putt de bullan te takray sann. Usne apne bull usde bulla te hauli hauli ghumaye, usd bullan te apne bullan nu ragadaya, pher usde bullan te halkiyan halkiyan chummiyan lain lagg payi. Chummiyan laindi laindi Seema kugh jayada hi josh vich aa gagi te usne apne putt de upparale bull nu apne bull vich lai ke zor nal chusya, is baar Sony da munh thoda jeha hillaya. Usde akhan kholan ton pehlan usdi ma ne bijli di furti naal usde bulla ton bull chuk ke uston thodi door ho ke baith gayi.
Sony nu ingh lagga jive usde munh te kugh ghumm reha hove. Par dunghi neend vich hon karke iston pehlan ke oh jaan sakda ke asal vich usdi ma usde bulla nu chumm chus rehi si oh uston para hatt gayi si. Usne kunmunayde ne akha kholiyan te sahmane apni ma nu dekhya. Usde nakk naal pakodyan di khusbu takrayi tan usda dhayan side de table te rakhi plait vall gaya.
"Mummy tusi......eh ki....... rehan dende tan.......tusi aram kar lainde" Sony utle mano bolya par pakodyan di khusbo ne usdi bhukh nu kayi guna vadha ditta si.
" le rehan kyon dendi....mera putt inna kamm kare te main ki kugh bana ke khila bi nahi sakdi" Sony de yakdam uthan naal Seema buri teran naal ghabra uthi si. Usnu laggya sayad usnu pata lagg gaya hai. Hale vi usde dil diyan dhadkana vadhiyan hoyian sann. Par jadd Sony nu jagan vich kugh chir lagg geya te Seema ne sukh da sah leya ke oh baal baal bachi si. Usne pakodyan di palit chukk apne putt sahmane kar ditti te nale glass vich chah pa ditti. Dono ma putt chah peen te pakode khan lagge.
Sony nu dopehar de vake ton baad kugh jijhak mehsoos ho rehi si. Seema usdi jijhak nu jandi si te oh khud vi apne putt de sahmane baithan to sharma rehi si. Par dono apne valon poori koshish karke ingh natak kar rahe sann jiven kugh khas vapreya hi na hove. Jithe Sony nu jijhak mehsoos ho rehi si uthe usnu dopehar diya ghatnava vi yaad aa rehiyan sann. Usdiyan akhan sahmane dopehar vala seen ubhar reha si te uhna yadan ne usde lun vich pher ton jaan payuni suru kar ditti si. Usda lun hun jagan lagg peya si. Usne chori chori apni ma di hiqq te nigah mari tan usnu thodhi nirasha hath laggi is baar usda suit dopehar bale suit bang patla nahi si par changi gall eh si ke usdi chunni da ek lad usde gall vich si te duja usdi godi vich si. Utton usda suit vakhiyan to kugh tang vi si. Is karke usde mumme suit vich kasyo usdiyan akhan sahmane ubbhre hoye sann. Gol-matol, tikkhe mumme te halkiyan jahiyan jhakdiyan dodiyan. Sony da lun hun lagbhag poori teran naal akad chukka si. Oh sukar mana reha si ke usne hale vi lakk takk chadar le rakhi si nahi tan usdi ma nu jhat pata lagg jana si ke usda putt pher ton lunn khada kari baitha.
Pa rSony da khayal galat si. Seema asal vich jaan gayi si. Usne tirchiyan nazran naal dekh leya si ke usda putt chori chori usdi hiqq nu ghur reha si. Usde dil diyan dhadkana tez ho gayan sann. Pher jad osda dhayan achanak usdi godi vuch gaya tan usne chadar thalle kugh hilda dekhya jive chadar vich koyi naag fan chukki sar hila reha hove. Usde dil diyan dhadkan phir ton tez ho gayian sann. Oh apna hath piche nu bed te tika ke piche nu jhukdi hai, is naal usdi hiqq tann ke apne putt de sahmane ho jandi hai. Sony jadon apni ma de sidhe tanyo mummyan nu dekhda hai tan usda lun poore josh vich aa janda hai. Oh dono hun phir ton dopehar vali halat vich aa gaye sann. Seema apne putt nu apne mummyan de darshan karwa ke usdi jwani vich agg macha rehi si te duje pase putt de hath kamb rahe sann. Oh us taim bas ehi chahunda si ke oh hath vadha ke apni ma de mumme fad lave te uhna nu atte vang ghunn dave.
Dono sayad ise terah hi khayalan vich dubbe rehnde jekar Sony de hatho bekhayali vich chah da glass jis vich thodhi jehi chah baki si, dig na janda. Chah ungh thandi ho gayi si par usdi chadar te glass diggan karke oh chah dulli tan usne fatafat chadar laah ditti take thalleyon usda pazama hon ton bach jave. Par thalleyo pazame vich tambu banayi usda bambu shamane aa geya. Usne chadr vaapas apni god te rakhan di koshish kiti tan Seema ne usde hathon chadar khoh layi. Sony ne duje pase nu karvat le layi. Seema ne badi mushkil naal apna hasa rokya te ek hath chadar chukk te duje hath vich bhande le ke oh usde kamre cho nikkal gayi.
Sham pe chukki si, hanera hon lagg peya si. Sony nu kafi der udeek karni payi lun de thande pain nu. Akhirkar jad oh dhilla pe geya tan oh haweli nu tur geya. Baarish poori teran naal ruk gayi si par thandi thandi hawa de jhoke chal rahe sann. Jinna ghar vich oh josh vich aa geya si unna hi bahar di shanti te thande mausam ne usde kaleze thand pa ditti si. Oh ajj apne andar ek ajib jehi khushi mehsoos kar reha si. Pachuyan di khurli pathyan naal bhar osne haweli nu tala jadh ditta. Vaapas ghar nu mudhdayan usnu pind de chonk te mundya di toli mil gayi. Uhna mundaya vichon kugh munde usde naal padhde sann te school vich usde yaar vi sann. Sony pata nahi kyon ghar partana chahunda si par mundaya ne usnu jaan na ditta. Gallan chaldiyan rehiyan. Ek chupp hunda te duja suru ho janda. Kade pind diyan kudiyan diyan te kade vihayian jananiyan diyan- kaun kehde naal set aa, kehdi att da maal aa ja phir kehdi bahar de munde nu dendi hai, uhna diyan gallan mukkan vich nahi aa rehiyan sann. Akhir nu jadd ek munde nu usde peo ne awaz mari tan Sony vi bahana bana ke fataat nikkal turya.
Ghar pahunchade nu usdi ma sahmane barande vich khadhi usda hi intezar kar rehi si.
"Ve inna taime kithe la ditta tu, roti garam kiti thandi ho gayi par tu vapas hi na mudhya" Seema apne putt nu jhidkadi hai.
"Oh class de munde mil gaye si mummy, bass gallan gallan vich taim da pata hi na laggya." Sony ghar andar vadhdayan apni safai denda hai.
"Ve inne kuvele takk bahar na reha kar. Tainu pata tera peo kinna gussa karda aa"
"Oh mummy, main kehda roj hi janda aa. Oh tan ajj sabbabi mainu ayunde nu raste cho mil gaye"
"Putt is mundiharvadhe ton bach ke reha kar. Eh log aap kara kar ke piche hatt jande ne te koyi dusra beksoor fass janda hai"
"Tussi mummy chinta na karo. Main sabh samghada aa"
"Sabh samaghda aa? Mainu ta ni lagda tu sabh samaghda aa." Seema usdiyan akhan bich dekhdi hai tan oh munh fer lainda hai. Seema de bullan te pher ton muskarahat aa jandi hai. "Chal tu hath munh dho la main roti garam karke payundi aa"
"Roti tan mummy tusi rehan hi dende. Tarkaln de pakodayan naal hi didh bharya peya"
"Thodi bahuti jinni bhukh aa kha layi putt. Tazi sabzi banayi aa" Sony hath munh dhon chala janda hai, oh janda si ke behas karan da kugh vi fayada nahi. Nale vaise bhi gobhi di sabzi usdi pasandida sabzi si te usdi ma pher ungh vi khane vich jaan pa dendi si.
Us raat khane de samay te uhna vich koyi khas gallbat nahi hoyi si. Dono ma putt ne chupchap roti khadhi si te Seema jhuthe bhande manjan lagg payi si. Dudh garam karke usne Sony nu glass bhar ke fadaya te phir ghar de boohe bariyan band karke saun chali gayi. Neend naal Seema diyan akhan bhariyan ho gayia sann. Sony ne dopehar vele akh la layi si, is karke usne saun di kahal nahi si te oh aram naal baitha tv dekh reha si par Seema sara din lagatar mehnat kardi buri taran thakk gayi si te bed te letdayan hi usnu jhatt dena neend aa gayi.
Sony da ikalle nu tv dekhan da chitt nahi kar reha si, osdi ma jad saun chali gayi tan usnu badi boriyat jehi mehsoos hon laggi. Ant nu usne tv band kar ditta te apne kamre vich chala geya. Bed te lait tan gaya par usdiyan akhan vich neend da koyi na nishan nahi si. Oh chadr tani pakhe di thandi hawa vich chatt nu ghoor reha si. Na chahundya vi usdiyan akhan sahmane din diyn ghatnavan phir ton ghumman lagg payian. Baar baar oh apni ma de gille suit cho jhakdi kachi te bra nu dekhda hai. Kade usnu apni ma da gali vich bund hila hila ke turrna yaad aa janda si. Usda hath apne aap usde lun te pahunh geya jo kadon da poora akad ke jhatke maar reha si.
Lun nu masladayan Sony apni ma nu poori nangi dekhan da yatan kar reha si. Apni ma de mote mote mumme jad vi usde jehan vich ubharade tan usda hath usde lun nu ghutt ke fad lainda te oh bass ehi chahunda ke ek bari usdi ma de mumme usde hath aa jan, putt putt ke oh uhna nu laal kar devega. Kadi usde jehan vich apni ma di kachchi vich kaid bund ghumman lagg jandi te oh lun maslada maslada kalpana karda ke oh apni ma di salwar da nada khol reha hai-usdi salwar utar ke usdi kachi nu hauli hauli thalle khichda hai te usdi fudi usdiyan akhan sahmane aa jandi hai. Phir oh apni ma nu kade kodi karke chodada hai te kade ghodhi bana ke. Akhir nu usda lun chutt janda hai te os andar thodhi jehi shanti bartadi hai. Hun osnu vi neend ayun lagg payi si. Saun vele oh ehi soch reha si ke usdi ma ne usdi kise gall da gussa nahi kita si-jad haweli vich usda lun pazame vich khadha ho geya si ja phir jad ghar partan vele jad usne usnu apna lun masaldayan range hathi fadh leya si ja phir tarkalan vele jadd usne galti naal chah apni chadar te dol ditti si te chadar chukk ke apna akdaya sand apni ma de sahmane kar ditta si. Usdi ma ne kugh vi tan nahi akhaya si usnu. Ek baar vi jhidkaya takk nahi si balke oh tan khud kade usnu apni bund hila hila ke dikha rehi si, kade apni hiqq tann tann ke usnu apne mumme dikha rehi si. Sony andarkhate samghada si ke usdi ma poori teran naal raji hai bass osde valon dhill si. Oh khud himmat kare tan usdi ma us thalle lammi pe sakdi si. Par us kolon himmat hi tan nahi hundi si. Oh apni ma de khulle isharayan de bavjood agge badhan ton darr janda si. Ek tan saki ma di saram si utton oh kugh darda vi si. Usnu hale janani jaat da bahla tajaraba nahi si. Oh agle din bare viyonta banayunda hai ke kingh oh kall nu apni ma nu chod devega. Ihna khayalan vich hi usnu neend aa jandi hai.
Adhi raat de vele Seema di akh khull jandi hai. Usnu pakhe di tez hawa vich thand lag rehi si, bahar meenh ne mausam kafi thanda kar ditta si. Oh utthke pakhe di speed ghatt kardi hai, te phir bathroom karan jandi hi. Ayundi hoyi oh Sony de kamre da buha hala jeha khol ke andar jhati mardi hai tan osnu sutta peya dekhdi hai. Oh ek pair andar nu puttdi hai par phir mann karda kadke vaapas darwaja band karke apne kamre vich aa jandi hai. Ek moti chadar le ke oh apne bed te lait jandi hai. Oh sochan lagdi hai ke dopehar vele usne faisla kita si ke oh apne putt bare koyi manda vichar apne man vich nahi leyayegi par usda faisla tarkalan nu kinni cheti badal janda hai jadd oh osde kamre vich chah te pkode le ke jandi hai. Kingh palan vich hi oh apne putt de naran bulla nu apne bullan vich le ke chusan lagg paindi hai. Hun vi jadd oh usde kamre cho gayi si tan usda dil karda si ke oh andar ja ke usnu dekhe. Asal vich oh jandi si ke oh apne aap naal jhuth bol rehi si ke oh usnu siraf dekhna chahundi si ke oh sau reha si ja nahi jadke osda dil karda si ke jekar usda putt sau reha si tan oh usdi neend da fayada utha ke us naal kugh kare. Sayad oh usnu tarkala vele vang chummna chahundi si ja phir ho sakda hai usde lun nu madha jeha apne hath vich fadh laindi, hauli jehi ghutt ke dekh laindi. Putt de lun da khayal ayundaya hi usnu pazame vich tanyo apne putt de lun di yaad ayundi ai. Usnu yaad ayunda hai ke usde putt ne us ball dekh ke apna lun khadha kita si. Usnu chodan vaste,apni sagi ma nu chodan vaste apna lun khadha kita si. Haye oh apna lamma mota lun meri fuddi vich vadna chahunda si-Seema nu eh khayal inna garam kar denda hai ke oh kahli naal apna nala khol ke apni salwar haithan kardi hai te apni ungli apni gilli fuddi vich agge piche karan lagdi hai. Usda ek hath usde mummyan nu pisan lagda hai. Raat de ghupp hanere vich usdiyan akhan sahmne usde putt da lun ghumm reha si. Oh fuddi vich ungli agge piche kardi apne dane nu ragadadi apne aap nu apne putt de thalle mehsoos kardi hai. Usda putt usdiyan tanga modhe utte rakhi usde mumme maslada usdi fuddi maar reha si te oh thalleyo lakk uppar nu chakk chakk ke khud vi ghasse maar rehi si. Oh fuddi vich ungal ferdi apne putt kolon chudwayundi rehndi hai-kade kise asan vich te kade kise asan vich. Kade oh uppar hunda hai te oh thalle hundi hai te kad oh thalle hunda hai te oh usde lakk te baithi usde lun te uchall rehi hundi hai. Ingh hi khawan vich chudwayundeyan usda pani chutt janda hai.
Pani nikkalan te sarir di garmi nikkal jaan ton baad oh pher khud te sharminda mehsoos kardi hai. Par hun oh ghatto ghatt khud nu jhuth nahi boldi. Oh jaan gayi si ke oh apne putt ton chudwayuna chahundi hai. Hale takk usde putt ne koyi pehal nahi si kiti par jekar kall nu usne usnu fad leya tan oh na nahi kar sakegi. Te jis terah naal usde putt da lun usde pazame vich khadha si oh samaghdii si ke usda putt usnu chodan vaste mari ja reha hai par sayad us andar apni sagi ma hon karke kugh jijhak baki si islayi ajj oh agge nahi vadhya si par Seema jandi si ke hun usne rukna nahi si, kall nahi tan parson usne usnu fadna hi si. Hun ehi panga si ke oh tan khud nu rokan vich asamarath si te je usde putt ne usnu fadd leya fer tan usne khud hi us thalle lammi pai jana si, oh tan apne hathan naal usde lun nu fadh ke apni fuddi vich payun layi tyyar si jekar oh koshsish karda tan. Par is sabh da natiza ki hovega. Kall nu jekar is gall di khabar kise nu ho gayi tan.......je kite usde gharwale nu pata lagg geya tan........Seea diyan sochan di ladhi mukkan vich nhi aa rehi si.
