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Hum dono ghar ki taraf badh rahe the, kuch hi der me hum ghar pahoch gaye. Jaise hi hum ghar me ghuse to nani aur mama hall me baithe dikh gaye, hum dono ko dekh ke unke chehre par gussa chhaa gaya. Unka gussa dekh ke meri to fattne lagi.
Mai(mann me)--kahin inhe pata to nahi chal gaya kal waale kaand ke baare me, par inhe kaise pata chalega. Maine to is baat ka poora dhyaan rakha tha ki hum kisi bhi CCTV ki nazar me naa aaye.
Mama thodi der hume gusse se dekhte rahe, mama ko aise dekhkar bhaiya ki bhi fatt rahi thi.
Mama--kahan the kal raat tum dono?
Mai--vo hum.....haan yaad aaya, kal hum meri chachi ke maayke chale gaye the raat me aur subah jaldi wahaan se nikal gaye.
Mama--tum dono ka phone band kyon aa raha tha?
Mai--vo kya hai na mama, kal hum charger le jaana bhool gaye the. Shaayad battery dead ho gayi aur phone band ho gaya hoga.
Mama--kuch khayaal hai tum dono ko humaara ki nahi, pata hai kitni chinta ho rahi thi hume.
Hum dono mama ki baat sunke sar jhukaake khade ho gaye, mama thode der shaanti se hume dekhte rahe aur fir bol pade.
Mama--tumhe kuch bataana tha.
Raghav--haa, batao na papa.
Mama--do khushkhabri hai tum logon ke liye, pehali to Raghav ye hai ki tera mama Chandan theek hai. Use halki-2 chotein aayi hain par koi khatre ki baat nahi hai ab.
Raghav--sach papa, ye to bahot khushi ki baat hai. Bhagwaan tera laakh-2 shukar hai ki tune mama ko bacha liya.
Mama--teri maa ki kal baat hui thi usse, abhi vo hospital me hai. Vo bata raha tha ki us din vo kaam ke liye thoda late ho gaya tha, jab dhamaaka hua to vo refinery ke baahar tha isliye zyada chotein nahi aayi use.
Mai--ye to bahot achi khabar hai mama, acha dusari khushkhabri kya hai?
Mama--dusari khushkhabri ye hai ki tum dono mama ban gaye ho.
Mai--kya, abhi pichle hafte to shaadi hui thi. Itni jaldi bacha kaise paida ho gaya?
Nani--arre gadhe, vo Nandini ki nahi Anshika ki baat kar raha hai.
Raghav--kya....aap sach keh rahi ho dadi, Anshika maa ban gayi hai. Ohhh papa, mai aaj bahot khush hoon.
Mama--mai bhi bahot khush hoon, mai nana ban gaya hoon.
Mai--ye kab hua mama?
Mama--kal din me jamai ji Anshika ko hospital le gaye the, raat me kareeban 9 baje meri bachi ne ek phool si pyaari maasoom beti ko janam diya hai. Tum dono ko mai phone kar raha tha par tum dono phone utha hi nahi rahe the.
Mai(mann me)--kaise uthaate, us time to humaari arthi uthane waali thi. Agar use nahi rokte to ghanta aap hume aaj ye khushkhabri nahi de rahe hote.
Raghav--sach papa, ladki hui hai. Papa, aaj poore gaaon me mithai baatenge hum.
Raghav bhaiya khushi se foole nahi samaa rahe the, pata nahi kitne josh me the ki turant unhone mujhe gale laga liya. Mere haath me shooping bag tha jisme paise the, unke aise josh me gale lagne ke kaaran mere haath se lagbhag bag chhoot hi gaya tha.
Mai(dheere se bhaiya ke kaan me)--aaram se bhaiya, kya kar rahe ho. Haath me paiso ka bag hai, agar bag gir gaya to yanhi pe noton ki pradarshani lag jaayegi.
Raghav bhaiya mujhse alag huye, unke chehre ko 1 baar maine dhyaan se dekha. Subah tak jis chehre par darr tha, uspe ab mama banane ki khushi thi. Bhaiya itne khush the ki raat me hui ghatna bhi unhe yaad nahi thi.
Mai--vaise mama, aap logo ne mujhe bataaya kyon nahi ki Anshika didi pregnant hai?
Mama--vo mere dimaag se nikal gaya tha beta.
Mai--to kya isiliye Anshika didi shaadi me nahi aayi thi.
Mama--haan, doctor ne use kaam karne yaa kahin bhi baahar jaane se mana kiya tha. Unhone kaha tha ki vo sirf aaram kare.
Mai unke saath khada thodi der aur khushi manaata raha, uske baad mai bhaiya ke room me chala gaya aur vo bag maine almaari me rakh diya. Poori raat me soya nahi tha to neend bahot aa rahi thi par shareer poore din travel karne ke kaaran chipchipa sa lag raha tha. Maine socha pehle nahaata hoon aur uske baad so jaaunga, maine turant apne kapde uthaaye aur chala gaya bathroom me nahaane ke liye. Jab maine bathroom me nahaane ke liye kapde utaare to dekha ki shareer par halki-2 kharochon ke nishaan the aur jahaan-2 par un gundon ne maara tha, wahaan dard ho raha tha. Mai dard ko bardaasht karke fatafat nahaane laga, nahaane ke baad mai turant bhaiya ke room me gaya aur bed pe let kar so gaya. Din me meri neend kareeban 2 baje bhaiya ke jagaane ke kaaran khuli.
Mai--kya kar rahe ho bhaiya, sone do na.
Raghav--abbe uth jaa, papa bula rahe hain khana khaane ke liye.
Mai--bhaiya bahot neend aa rahi hai, thodi der so jaata hoon. Mera khaana kitchen me rakh dena, jab jaagunga to khaa lunga.
Raghav--uth jaa bhai, pehle khaana khaa le, uske baad so jaaiyo.
Meri uthne ki bilkul icha nahi thi par fir bhi mai bed se uth gaya aur khaana khaane ke liye hall me aa gaya. 1 baar mai khaane baitha to maine jaanwaron ki tarah khaana shuru kar diya, raat me us bakchodi ke chakkar me kuch nahi khaaya tha aur subah bhi nashte ke time mai so gaya tha to bhookh zoron ki lagi thi.
Khaana khaane ke baad mai waapis bhaiya ke room me aa gaya, mai fir se sone ke liye bed par let gaya par neend ab aankhon se koso door thi. Bhaiya bhi mere saath room me hi the, mai thodi der bistar par bhatakta raha aur jab neend nahi aayi to bed pe baith gaya.
Mai--bhaiya, mujhe lagta hai ki hume ab mama ko paise ke baare me bata dena chahiye.
Raghav--baat to teri sahi hai chhote par hum unhe kya bataayenge ki yeh paise kahaan se aaye.
Mai--vo sab aap mujh pe chhod do, aap bas itna karo ki aap jaake mama ko bula laao.
Raghav bhaiya kamre se baahar chale gaye mama ko bulaane, thodi der baad kamre me mama aur bhaiya dono aa gaye.
Mama--Samar, Raghav keh raha tha ki tujhe kuch baat karni hai mujhse.
Mai--haan mama, pehle aap baith jaao fir itminaan se baat karte hain.
Mama mere saath bed par baith gaya, Raghav bhaiya abhi bhi khade the. Vo ab ye sochkar halka-2 ghabra rahe the ki mama ka reaction kya hoga.
Mama--haan bhai, ab to baith bhi gaya. Ab batao kya baat karni hai.
Mai--mama, kal hum log meri chachi ke maayke nahi gaye the.
Mama--kya.....to fir kahaan gaye the?
Mai bed se utha aur almaari ke paas chala gaya, maine almaari se shopping bag nikaal liya jisme paise the. Mai vo bag mama ke paas leke aaya aur fir uska saara saaman bed par udel diya. Bag se pehle kapde gire aur uske baad noton ki gaddi giri, jaise hi bag se paise girne shuru huye to mama ka mooh khula reh gaya. Vo kabhi paison ko dekhte to kabhi mujhe dekhte, itne saare paise unke saamne pade the, is baat par unhe yakeen hi nahi ho raha tha.
Mama--itne saare paise kahaan se aaye tere paas?
Mai--vo mama....kal raat hum log dehradun me 1 juye ke adde par gaye the, wahin par maine ye paise jeete hain.
Meri baat sunke mama ko aur bada wala shock laga, thodi der vo shocked hokar mujhe dekhte rahe aur fir unke chehre par gussa aa gaya.
Mama--kya zaroorat thi itna neeche girne ki, paiso ka jugaad sahi tareeke se nahi ho raha tha to mujhe bata deta. Ye karne ki kya zaroorat thi
Mai--mama, to kya karta mai. Dukaan ko band ho jaane deta, meri maa ka naam likha hua hai us dukaan ke baahar. Uske band hone se pehle mai marna pasand karunga.
Mama--to kya juye me jeete huye paiso se chalaayega dukaan, teri maa oopar se tujhe dekh rahi hogi to uska sar sharam se jhuk gaya hoga. Tera baap sahi kar raha tha jo tujhe yahaan aane nahi de raha tha, kya-2 shuru kar diya hai tune yahaan aake. Kabhi kisi se jhagad raha hai, kabhi maar raha hai aur aaj to hadd kar di, jua khelne laga tu.
Mai--mai maanta hoon mama, maine jo raasta chuna vo galat tha par meri neeyat saaf thi. Mere saamne yahi raasta tha paise banaane ka, agar us raaste ko naa chun kar mai dukaan band ho jaane deta na tab meri maa mujhse zaroor naaraz hoti. Mai maanta hoon, meri maa jahaan bhi hogi, yahi soch rahi hogi ki uske bete ne ye kaisa raasta chuna hai par meri maa hi jaanti hai ki is raaste ke alaawa mere paas aur koi raasta nahi tha. Maine jo bhi kiya hai mama, aap sab logon ki khushi ke liye kiya hai.
Mama--ye paisa galat kaam se kamaaya gaya hai, mai kaise ise us dukaan par laga doon jiske baahar meri behan ka naam hai.
Mai--paisa sahi ya galat nahi hota mama, aap hi socho. Aapne Anshika didi ki shaadi ke liye paisa liya tha, aapka tareeka sahi tha par ab dekho ki us paise ki wajah se aapki kya haalat ho gayi hai. Mama, ghar me Lakshmi aayi hai, use thukrao mat. Zara socho, 1 baar dukaan renovate ho gayi to fir hum log kitne faayede me rahenge. Mama, aap logon ki saari pareshaaniyan door ho jaayengi, 1 baar meri baat ko gaur se socho mama.
Uske baad mai chup ho gaya, thodi der us kamre me sannata pasra raha. Mama kabhi mujhe dekhte, kabhi bhaiya ko to kabhi noton ki gaddi ko. Vo bhi thodi der baith ke sochte rahe ki kya kiya jaaye ar fir 1 nishchay karne ke baad humse bol pade.
Mama--theek hai, mai ye paisa le leta hoon par meri 1 shart hai.
Mai--kya?
Mama--yahi ki maa ko pata nahi chalna chahiye ki tu ne ye paisa kaise kamaaya hai. Unko pata chalega to unhe bahot bura lagega.
Mai--chinta mat karo mama, ye paisa kaise kamaaya gaya hai, ye baat sirf hum teeno ke beech hi rahegi.
Raghav--par chhote, jab hum dukaan par paisa lagaayenge to gaaon waale log to puchenge hi na ki paisa kahaan se aaya hai....
Mai---uski chinta aap mat karo bhaiya, aap dono meri baat dhyaan se suno. Ye paisa juye ka hai, ye baat sirf hum teeno ke beech rehni chahiye. Bhaiya, aap ne apne jin dosto se paisa udhaar liya tha unhe 30000 rupaye waapis kar dena aur keh dena ki hume juye ke adde me ghusne nahi diya gaya.
Mama--Raghav, tune 30000 rupaye udhaar liye the.
Mai--vo juye me lagaane ke liye maange the bhaiya ne, aap bhi meri baat suno mama. Koi puche ki paisa kahaan se aaya dukaan par lagaane ke liye to unko ignore maarna, koi zyada hi puche to bol dena ki Ramesh mausa ne aapko udhaar diya hai. Wahi paisa laga rahe ho aap dukaan me. 1 baat aur, daaru peena band karo aap. Kisi din zyada nashe kar liye aap ne to sab kuch bak doge aap kisi ke saamne, samajh gaye?
Mama--samajh gaya, tu chinta mat kar. Aaj se daaru band, ab mai sirf juice piyunga.
Mai--ab aap 1 kaam karo, in paiso me se 30000 rupaye bhaiya ko de do aur baaki apne paas almaari me rakh lo.
Mama--acha teri mami ko kya bataana hai?
Mai--unhe...... 1 kaam karo, unhe sach bata dena par unse bhi keh dena ki ye baat apne pet me rakhe. Mama, ye baat kisi bhi haalat me is ghar se baahar nahi nikalni chahiye, agar nikal gayi to bahot gadbad ho jaayegi.
Mama--kaise gadbad? Koi kaand karke to nahi aaye ho na?
Mai--koi kaand nahi kiya hai humne, mai isliye keh raha tha ki fir gaaon waalon ki yahaan ghar ke baahar line lag jaayegi. Saala har faaltu aadmi fir humse us juye khaane ka pata puchega, ho bhi sakta hai ki poore gaaon me log humaari thoo-2 bhi karein.
Mama--theek hai, kisi ko pata nahi chalega.
Uske baad mama ne bhaiya ko 30000 rupaye diye aur fir vo paise bag me daalke apne saath le gaye, unke jaate hi Raghav bhaiya mujhse puch pade.
Raghav--abbe, mere doston ko kyo nahi bataana paiso ke baare me.
Mai--maa chudaaye vo log, bhaiya agar aapne un logon ko bata diya ki hum ne paise juye me jeete hain to vo bhosdiwaale bhi fir us juye ke adde ki or prasthan karenge. Mai nahi chahta bhaiya ki koi bhi wahaan jaaye, jitna log wahaan na jaaye utna hi humaara raaz safe rahega.
Raghav--to mai kya bolun unse?
Mai--saalon ke mooh par paise fek ke maarna aur thoda gussa hone ki acting karna, jisne juye ke adde ka pata bataaya tha uski to gaand faad dena. Agar zyada choo-2 kare to mujhe bula lena, mai saale ki maa chod dunga.
Mai thodi der aur Raghav bhaiya se baat karta raha, uske baad mujhe fir se neend aane lagi to mai fir se so gaya. Shaam ko meri neend kareeban 6 baje khuli aur fir mai aur bhaiya poore gaaon me didi ki beti hone ki khushi me mithai baatne chale gaye.
Agle din mama ne 1 thekedaar ko bula liya aur use dukaan ki marammat karne ka theka de diya. 2-3 dino me dukaan ka kaam shuru ho gaya, mai poora din dukaan par Raghav bhaiya ke saath rehta aur mazdooron par nazar rakhta ki vo log kaam to dhang se kar rahe hain na. Sab kuch theek chal raha tha, us kaand ke baare me to hum dono bhool hi gaye the aur ab nishchint ho gaye the. Hafte bhar baad mami bhi apne maayke se waapis aa gayi, uske baad mera aur unka chudai ka khel fir se shuru ho gaya. Hum dono ko jab bhi mauka milta, hum dono chudai macha lete.
Aaj us kaand ko 11 din beet chuke the, hum sab log aaj ghar par hi the aur taiyaar ho rahe the. Aaj hum logo ko Anshika didi ke sasuraal jaana tha, unki beti ka naamkaran tha. Bachi ke nanihaal waalon ko bulaaya gaya tha, meri jaane ki ichha to bilkul bhi nahi thi kyoki pahaadon ka safar tha jo bahot hi zyada thakaane waala hota hai. Maine to mana kar diya tha jaane ke liye aur keh bhi diya tha ki baaki sab log ho aaye, mai yahaan kaam karwa loonga par mama-mami zid karne lage isliye mai bhi chalne ke liye taiyaar ho gaya. Aaj dukaan ka kaam bhi band tha kyoki humne mazdooron ko chhutti de rakhi thi. Hum log 8 baje tak taiyaar ho gaye aur fir hum sabhi gaaon ki baahar waali sadak par aa gaye. Wahaan humne thodi der intezaar kiya aur fir hume didi ke sasuraal jaane ke liye taxi mil gayi. Hum logo ne jo taufe liye the didi ke sasuraal waalon ke liye, vo gaadi par chadaaye aur uske baad hum sabhi log didi ke sasuraal ke liye nikal gaye.
Hum dono ghar ki taraf badh rahe the, kuch hi der me hum ghar pahoch gaye. Jaise hi hum ghar me ghuse to nani aur mama hall me baithe dikh gaye, hum dono ko dekh ke unke chehre par gussa chhaa gaya. Unka gussa dekh ke meri to fattne lagi.
Mai(mann me)--kahin inhe pata to nahi chal gaya kal waale kaand ke baare me, par inhe kaise pata chalega. Maine to is baat ka poora dhyaan rakha tha ki hum kisi bhi CCTV ki nazar me naa aaye.
Mama thodi der hume gusse se dekhte rahe, mama ko aise dekhkar bhaiya ki bhi fatt rahi thi.
Mama--kahan the kal raat tum dono?
Mai--vo hum.....haan yaad aaya, kal hum meri chachi ke maayke chale gaye the raat me aur subah jaldi wahaan se nikal gaye.
Mama--tum dono ka phone band kyon aa raha tha?
Mai--vo kya hai na mama, kal hum charger le jaana bhool gaye the. Shaayad battery dead ho gayi aur phone band ho gaya hoga.
Mama--kuch khayaal hai tum dono ko humaara ki nahi, pata hai kitni chinta ho rahi thi hume.
Hum dono mama ki baat sunke sar jhukaake khade ho gaye, mama thode der shaanti se hume dekhte rahe aur fir bol pade.
Mama--tumhe kuch bataana tha.
Raghav--haa, batao na papa.
Mama--do khushkhabri hai tum logon ke liye, pehali to Raghav ye hai ki tera mama Chandan theek hai. Use halki-2 chotein aayi hain par koi khatre ki baat nahi hai ab.
Raghav--sach papa, ye to bahot khushi ki baat hai. Bhagwaan tera laakh-2 shukar hai ki tune mama ko bacha liya.
Mama--teri maa ki kal baat hui thi usse, abhi vo hospital me hai. Vo bata raha tha ki us din vo kaam ke liye thoda late ho gaya tha, jab dhamaaka hua to vo refinery ke baahar tha isliye zyada chotein nahi aayi use.
Mai--ye to bahot achi khabar hai mama, acha dusari khushkhabri kya hai?
Mama--dusari khushkhabri ye hai ki tum dono mama ban gaye ho.
Mai--kya, abhi pichle hafte to shaadi hui thi. Itni jaldi bacha kaise paida ho gaya?
Nani--arre gadhe, vo Nandini ki nahi Anshika ki baat kar raha hai.
Raghav--kya....aap sach keh rahi ho dadi, Anshika maa ban gayi hai. Ohhh papa, mai aaj bahot khush hoon.
Mama--mai bhi bahot khush hoon, mai nana ban gaya hoon.
Mai--ye kab hua mama?
Mama--kal din me jamai ji Anshika ko hospital le gaye the, raat me kareeban 9 baje meri bachi ne ek phool si pyaari maasoom beti ko janam diya hai. Tum dono ko mai phone kar raha tha par tum dono phone utha hi nahi rahe the.
Mai(mann me)--kaise uthaate, us time to humaari arthi uthane waali thi. Agar use nahi rokte to ghanta aap hume aaj ye khushkhabri nahi de rahe hote.
Raghav--sach papa, ladki hui hai. Papa, aaj poore gaaon me mithai baatenge hum.
Raghav bhaiya khushi se foole nahi samaa rahe the, pata nahi kitne josh me the ki turant unhone mujhe gale laga liya. Mere haath me shooping bag tha jisme paise the, unke aise josh me gale lagne ke kaaran mere haath se lagbhag bag chhoot hi gaya tha.
Mai(dheere se bhaiya ke kaan me)--aaram se bhaiya, kya kar rahe ho. Haath me paiso ka bag hai, agar bag gir gaya to yanhi pe noton ki pradarshani lag jaayegi.
Raghav bhaiya mujhse alag huye, unke chehre ko 1 baar maine dhyaan se dekha. Subah tak jis chehre par darr tha, uspe ab mama banane ki khushi thi. Bhaiya itne khush the ki raat me hui ghatna bhi unhe yaad nahi thi.
Mai--vaise mama, aap logo ne mujhe bataaya kyon nahi ki Anshika didi pregnant hai?
Mama--vo mere dimaag se nikal gaya tha beta.
Mai--to kya isiliye Anshika didi shaadi me nahi aayi thi.
Mama--haan, doctor ne use kaam karne yaa kahin bhi baahar jaane se mana kiya tha. Unhone kaha tha ki vo sirf aaram kare.
Mai unke saath khada thodi der aur khushi manaata raha, uske baad mai bhaiya ke room me chala gaya aur vo bag maine almaari me rakh diya. Poori raat me soya nahi tha to neend bahot aa rahi thi par shareer poore din travel karne ke kaaran chipchipa sa lag raha tha. Maine socha pehle nahaata hoon aur uske baad so jaaunga, maine turant apne kapde uthaaye aur chala gaya bathroom me nahaane ke liye. Jab maine bathroom me nahaane ke liye kapde utaare to dekha ki shareer par halki-2 kharochon ke nishaan the aur jahaan-2 par un gundon ne maara tha, wahaan dard ho raha tha. Mai dard ko bardaasht karke fatafat nahaane laga, nahaane ke baad mai turant bhaiya ke room me gaya aur bed pe let kar so gaya. Din me meri neend kareeban 2 baje bhaiya ke jagaane ke kaaran khuli.
Mai--kya kar rahe ho bhaiya, sone do na.
Raghav--abbe uth jaa, papa bula rahe hain khana khaane ke liye.
Mai--bhaiya bahot neend aa rahi hai, thodi der so jaata hoon. Mera khaana kitchen me rakh dena, jab jaagunga to khaa lunga.
Raghav--uth jaa bhai, pehle khaana khaa le, uske baad so jaaiyo.
Meri uthne ki bilkul icha nahi thi par fir bhi mai bed se uth gaya aur khaana khaane ke liye hall me aa gaya. 1 baar mai khaane baitha to maine jaanwaron ki tarah khaana shuru kar diya, raat me us bakchodi ke chakkar me kuch nahi khaaya tha aur subah bhi nashte ke time mai so gaya tha to bhookh zoron ki lagi thi.
Khaana khaane ke baad mai waapis bhaiya ke room me aa gaya, mai fir se sone ke liye bed par let gaya par neend ab aankhon se koso door thi. Bhaiya bhi mere saath room me hi the, mai thodi der bistar par bhatakta raha aur jab neend nahi aayi to bed pe baith gaya.
Mai--bhaiya, mujhe lagta hai ki hume ab mama ko paise ke baare me bata dena chahiye.
Raghav--baat to teri sahi hai chhote par hum unhe kya bataayenge ki yeh paise kahaan se aaye.
Mai--vo sab aap mujh pe chhod do, aap bas itna karo ki aap jaake mama ko bula laao.
Raghav bhaiya kamre se baahar chale gaye mama ko bulaane, thodi der baad kamre me mama aur bhaiya dono aa gaye.
Mama--Samar, Raghav keh raha tha ki tujhe kuch baat karni hai mujhse.
Mai--haan mama, pehle aap baith jaao fir itminaan se baat karte hain.
Mama mere saath bed par baith gaya, Raghav bhaiya abhi bhi khade the. Vo ab ye sochkar halka-2 ghabra rahe the ki mama ka reaction kya hoga.
Mama--haan bhai, ab to baith bhi gaya. Ab batao kya baat karni hai.
Mai--mama, kal hum log meri chachi ke maayke nahi gaye the.
Mama--kya.....to fir kahaan gaye the?
Mai bed se utha aur almaari ke paas chala gaya, maine almaari se shopping bag nikaal liya jisme paise the. Mai vo bag mama ke paas leke aaya aur fir uska saara saaman bed par udel diya. Bag se pehle kapde gire aur uske baad noton ki gaddi giri, jaise hi bag se paise girne shuru huye to mama ka mooh khula reh gaya. Vo kabhi paison ko dekhte to kabhi mujhe dekhte, itne saare paise unke saamne pade the, is baat par unhe yakeen hi nahi ho raha tha.
Mama--itne saare paise kahaan se aaye tere paas?
Mai--vo mama....kal raat hum log dehradun me 1 juye ke adde par gaye the, wahin par maine ye paise jeete hain.
Meri baat sunke mama ko aur bada wala shock laga, thodi der vo shocked hokar mujhe dekhte rahe aur fir unke chehre par gussa aa gaya.
Mama--kya zaroorat thi itna neeche girne ki, paiso ka jugaad sahi tareeke se nahi ho raha tha to mujhe bata deta. Ye karne ki kya zaroorat thi
Mai--mama, to kya karta mai. Dukaan ko band ho jaane deta, meri maa ka naam likha hua hai us dukaan ke baahar. Uske band hone se pehle mai marna pasand karunga.
Mama--to kya juye me jeete huye paiso se chalaayega dukaan, teri maa oopar se tujhe dekh rahi hogi to uska sar sharam se jhuk gaya hoga. Tera baap sahi kar raha tha jo tujhe yahaan aane nahi de raha tha, kya-2 shuru kar diya hai tune yahaan aake. Kabhi kisi se jhagad raha hai, kabhi maar raha hai aur aaj to hadd kar di, jua khelne laga tu.
Mai--mai maanta hoon mama, maine jo raasta chuna vo galat tha par meri neeyat saaf thi. Mere saamne yahi raasta tha paise banaane ka, agar us raaste ko naa chun kar mai dukaan band ho jaane deta na tab meri maa mujhse zaroor naaraz hoti. Mai maanta hoon, meri maa jahaan bhi hogi, yahi soch rahi hogi ki uske bete ne ye kaisa raasta chuna hai par meri maa hi jaanti hai ki is raaste ke alaawa mere paas aur koi raasta nahi tha. Maine jo bhi kiya hai mama, aap sab logon ki khushi ke liye kiya hai.
Mama--ye paisa galat kaam se kamaaya gaya hai, mai kaise ise us dukaan par laga doon jiske baahar meri behan ka naam hai.
Mai--paisa sahi ya galat nahi hota mama, aap hi socho. Aapne Anshika didi ki shaadi ke liye paisa liya tha, aapka tareeka sahi tha par ab dekho ki us paise ki wajah se aapki kya haalat ho gayi hai. Mama, ghar me Lakshmi aayi hai, use thukrao mat. Zara socho, 1 baar dukaan renovate ho gayi to fir hum log kitne faayede me rahenge. Mama, aap logon ki saari pareshaaniyan door ho jaayengi, 1 baar meri baat ko gaur se socho mama.
Uske baad mai chup ho gaya, thodi der us kamre me sannata pasra raha. Mama kabhi mujhe dekhte, kabhi bhaiya ko to kabhi noton ki gaddi ko. Vo bhi thodi der baith ke sochte rahe ki kya kiya jaaye ar fir 1 nishchay karne ke baad humse bol pade.
Mama--theek hai, mai ye paisa le leta hoon par meri 1 shart hai.
Mai--kya?
Mama--yahi ki maa ko pata nahi chalna chahiye ki tu ne ye paisa kaise kamaaya hai. Unko pata chalega to unhe bahot bura lagega.
Mai--chinta mat karo mama, ye paisa kaise kamaaya gaya hai, ye baat sirf hum teeno ke beech hi rahegi.
Raghav--par chhote, jab hum dukaan par paisa lagaayenge to gaaon waale log to puchenge hi na ki paisa kahaan se aaya hai....
Mai---uski chinta aap mat karo bhaiya, aap dono meri baat dhyaan se suno. Ye paisa juye ka hai, ye baat sirf hum teeno ke beech rehni chahiye. Bhaiya, aap ne apne jin dosto se paisa udhaar liya tha unhe 30000 rupaye waapis kar dena aur keh dena ki hume juye ke adde me ghusne nahi diya gaya.
Mama--Raghav, tune 30000 rupaye udhaar liye the.
Mai--vo juye me lagaane ke liye maange the bhaiya ne, aap bhi meri baat suno mama. Koi puche ki paisa kahaan se aaya dukaan par lagaane ke liye to unko ignore maarna, koi zyada hi puche to bol dena ki Ramesh mausa ne aapko udhaar diya hai. Wahi paisa laga rahe ho aap dukaan me. 1 baat aur, daaru peena band karo aap. Kisi din zyada nashe kar liye aap ne to sab kuch bak doge aap kisi ke saamne, samajh gaye?
Mama--samajh gaya, tu chinta mat kar. Aaj se daaru band, ab mai sirf juice piyunga.
Mai--ab aap 1 kaam karo, in paiso me se 30000 rupaye bhaiya ko de do aur baaki apne paas almaari me rakh lo.
Mama--acha teri mami ko kya bataana hai?
Mai--unhe...... 1 kaam karo, unhe sach bata dena par unse bhi keh dena ki ye baat apne pet me rakhe. Mama, ye baat kisi bhi haalat me is ghar se baahar nahi nikalni chahiye, agar nikal gayi to bahot gadbad ho jaayegi.
Mama--kaise gadbad? Koi kaand karke to nahi aaye ho na?
Mai--koi kaand nahi kiya hai humne, mai isliye keh raha tha ki fir gaaon waalon ki yahaan ghar ke baahar line lag jaayegi. Saala har faaltu aadmi fir humse us juye khaane ka pata puchega, ho bhi sakta hai ki poore gaaon me log humaari thoo-2 bhi karein.
Mama--theek hai, kisi ko pata nahi chalega.
Uske baad mama ne bhaiya ko 30000 rupaye diye aur fir vo paise bag me daalke apne saath le gaye, unke jaate hi Raghav bhaiya mujhse puch pade.
Raghav--abbe, mere doston ko kyo nahi bataana paiso ke baare me.
Mai--maa chudaaye vo log, bhaiya agar aapne un logon ko bata diya ki hum ne paise juye me jeete hain to vo bhosdiwaale bhi fir us juye ke adde ki or prasthan karenge. Mai nahi chahta bhaiya ki koi bhi wahaan jaaye, jitna log wahaan na jaaye utna hi humaara raaz safe rahega.
Raghav--to mai kya bolun unse?
Mai--saalon ke mooh par paise fek ke maarna aur thoda gussa hone ki acting karna, jisne juye ke adde ka pata bataaya tha uski to gaand faad dena. Agar zyada choo-2 kare to mujhe bula lena, mai saale ki maa chod dunga.
Mai thodi der aur Raghav bhaiya se baat karta raha, uske baad mujhe fir se neend aane lagi to mai fir se so gaya. Shaam ko meri neend kareeban 6 baje khuli aur fir mai aur bhaiya poore gaaon me didi ki beti hone ki khushi me mithai baatne chale gaye.
Agle din mama ne 1 thekedaar ko bula liya aur use dukaan ki marammat karne ka theka de diya. 2-3 dino me dukaan ka kaam shuru ho gaya, mai poora din dukaan par Raghav bhaiya ke saath rehta aur mazdooron par nazar rakhta ki vo log kaam to dhang se kar rahe hain na. Sab kuch theek chal raha tha, us kaand ke baare me to hum dono bhool hi gaye the aur ab nishchint ho gaye the. Hafte bhar baad mami bhi apne maayke se waapis aa gayi, uske baad mera aur unka chudai ka khel fir se shuru ho gaya. Hum dono ko jab bhi mauka milta, hum dono chudai macha lete.
Aaj us kaand ko 11 din beet chuke the, hum sab log aaj ghar par hi the aur taiyaar ho rahe the. Aaj hum logo ko Anshika didi ke sasuraal jaana tha, unki beti ka naamkaran tha. Bachi ke nanihaal waalon ko bulaaya gaya tha, meri jaane ki ichha to bilkul bhi nahi thi kyoki pahaadon ka safar tha jo bahot hi zyada thakaane waala hota hai. Maine to mana kar diya tha jaane ke liye aur keh bhi diya tha ki baaki sab log ho aaye, mai yahaan kaam karwa loonga par mama-mami zid karne lage isliye mai bhi chalne ke liye taiyaar ho gaya. Aaj dukaan ka kaam bhi band tha kyoki humne mazdooron ko chhutti de rakhi thi. Hum log 8 baje tak taiyaar ho gaye aur fir hum sabhi gaaon ki baahar waali sadak par aa gaye. Wahaan humne thodi der intezaar kiya aur fir hume didi ke sasuraal jaane ke liye taxi mil gayi. Hum logo ne jo taufe liye the didi ke sasuraal waalon ke liye, vo gaadi par chadaaye aur uske baad hum sabhi log didi ke sasuraal ke liye nikal gaye.