Chapter 1
Pure Ghar may shaadi ka mahoul tha. Baraat aane wali thi sab log usi may busy the. Main bhi apne kuchh dosto ke saath baraat ke swagat karne ke liye gate par khada tha. Kuchh hi der may baraat aa gayi, naach gaane ka mahoul tha, ladki wale aur ladke wale aapas may gale mil rahe the. Baraat may bahot sare log aaye the kuchh young ladke bhi aaye huye the. Humne un sab logo ko baithne ke liye kaha aur sabhi ko nasta-paani dene lage.
Kuchh hi der may ladki bhi stage par aa gayi, Jaymala ke liye. Ladki ke saath uski kuch sahaliya aur ghar ke hi kuchh aurat bhi saath aayi. Shaadi ke stage par sabhi khade the aur fir Jaymala ka krayakram suru ko gaya. Main wahi stage ke nichhe khada ho kar Jaimala ka krayakram dekh raha tha.
Mere pichhche kuchh baraati may aaye ladke bhi khade the aur stage par jo ladkiya khadi thi uss par comments paas kar rahe the. Tabhi ek ne kaha:
"Yaar wo jo hari saari may aunty hai na kya mast gadrayai hui maal hai. Asli maza ko aisi hi maal ko chodne may aata hai."
Dusra
"Haa yaar bahot hi mast maal hai, kitne bade bade boobs hai. Man to kar raha hai pura doodh khali kar du."
Tisra
"Abe ab kaha doodh milega, doodh to kab ka sukh chuka hoga."
Pahla
"To koi baat nahi apna beej daal kar fir se doodh ka intazam kar denge."
Main ye saari baate sunn raha tha lekin maine jayada gour nahi kiya. Baraati may aaye ladke to aisi baate karte hi hai. Fir Jayamala ka krayakram khatam ho gaya. Baraati wale khana khane chale gaye. Ladki wale aur ladke wale saadi ke mandap may jaa chuke the kynki shaadi wahi honi thi.
Majority of baraati khaana kha kar sone jaa chuke the kyunki raat bahot ho chuki thi. Shaadi ke mandap may sirf ladke ke ghar wale aur ladke ke 1-2 friend hi the.
Mandap ek side may ladki wale baithe huye the aur ussi ke opposite may ladke wale baithe the, side may kuchh chairs rakhe the jis par ladke ke friend baithe huye the, main bhi ussi ke bagal may baitha hua tha. Wo dono ladke aapas may baate kar rahe the aur mine chup chaap sunn raha tha.
"Yaad wo hari saari wali par mera dil aa gaya hai. Isko to pakka pata kar jaounga."
"Haa yaar bahot hi mast maal hai, kitna gadraya hua pet hai, uski nabhi dekh kitni gahrayi hai, agar chodne mil jayeg to maza hi aa jayeg."
"Ek baar pat jaye fir dekhna kaise iski chudai karta hoo."
Fir maine socha ki aakhir ye kiske baare may baat kar rahe hai. Aur main gour se sabhi ladkio ko dekhne laga. Kisi ne bhi green colour ke dress nahi pahna tha, tabhi meri najar meri Mummy par gayi jisne green colour ki saadi pahni thi. Aur fir maine socha ye log tab se meri mummy ke bare may baate kar rahe hai. Mujhe bahot gussa aaye unpar lekin maine kuchh nahi kaha kyunki main koi scene nahi karna chahta tha waha, aur shaadi ka mahoul bhi kharab ho jata.
Tabhi mere ek dost ka phone aaya aur usne mujhe Janwasa may bulaya jaha par baraati ke sone ka intizam kiya hua tha. Main uske paas chala gaya waha kuchh arrangement karna tha. Waha se wapas main mandap may aa gaya inn sab may kabrib 30 min lag gaye. Main wapas chair par baith gaya, maine dekha wo 2 lakde jo meri mummy ke bare may baat kar rahe the wo waha nahi the.
Maine aas paas najar dourai to dekha ki jo pahla wala ladka tha wo meri Mummy ke bagal main baitha tha aur unse hans hans ke baate kar raha tha. Meri Mummy bhi usse bahot hans hans ke baate kar rahi thi. Dusra wala ladka kahi najar nahi aa raha tha. Unlogo ke baate mujhe sunai nahi de rahi thi lekin aisa lag raha tha wo ladka koi funny baate kar raha tha aur Mummy uski baate sunn kar bahot hans rahi thi.
Wo dono fir waha se uuth kar ekdam pichche ke taraf chair par aa gaye aur baate karne lage, ek baat aur maine notice ki, wo ladka kabhi kabhi meri Mummy ko touch bhi kar raha tha, aur Mummy bilkul bhi object nahi kar rahi thi. Tabhi mere dost ka fir se phone aaya aur usne mujhe fir se bula liya. Main wapas se janwasa gaya aur waha kuchh kaam tha wo karne laga. Maien dekah wo dusra wala ladka bhi waha aa gaya. Wo tisre ladke se baat kar raha tha.
"Parvez kaha rah gaya, wo nahi aayega kya?"
"Wo hari wali ke pichche pada hai, lagta hai, aaj chod ke hi aayega usko."
"Haa yaar mast maal hai wo aunty, Parvez to expert hai aunty ko patane may, ek baar wo chod le for apna bhi chance aayega."
Wo log aisi hi baate kar rahe the aur hans rahe the. Koi lagbhag 15 min baad mera kaam khatam ho gaya aur main wapas mandap par aa gaya. Waha maine aas paas najar dourai to meri Mummy aur wo ladka jiska naam Parvez tha jo mujhe unke dosta ke baato se pata chali, wo najar nahi aa rahe the. Maine aas paas bhi dekha but wo log najar nahi aa rahe the.
Koi laghbhag 30 min baad meri Mummy wapas mandap may gayi. Meri Mummy thodi tense lag rahi thi, uske chechre par kabhi muskurahat aati thi to kabhi wo bilkul shaant ho jaati thi, aas paas ke log kuchh baate kar rahe the lekin unki baato par uska koi dhayan nahi tha. Parvez kahi najar nahi aa raha tha.
Maine chair change kiya aur thoda aage jakar baith gaya, bilkul Mummy ke karib, mai Mummy ko hi dekh raha tha, maine notice kiya Mummy ke hooth se lipstick gyab thi, mujhe pakka yaad tha last time mere jaane ke pahle Mummy ke hooto par red color ki deep lipstick tha, lekin wo ab puri tarah se gayab the, Mummy ke baal bhi thode ast vyast ho gaye the. Jisse wo baar-baar sawar rahi thi.
Maine thode aur dhayan se dekha aur notice kiya ki Mummy ke blouse par jo Iron the wo khatam ho gaya tha aur blouse ke kapde par scrach aa gaya tha, aisa lag raha tha jaise achche se blouse ko masala gaya ho.
Tabhi Parvez waha wapas aaya aur wo Mummy ke bagal may hi baith gaya. Mummy usko ek najar dekhi aur bilkul sarma gayi, Sarma ke usne apna chechra pura jukha liya aur halka halka muskurane lagi. Parvez bhi Mummy ko dekhkar muskura raha tha.
Main yahi sochne laga ki ye dono kaha gaye honge aur kya inn dodo ke beech kuchh hua hai? Kya such may Parvez ne meri Mummy ko chod liya hai, jaise uske dost baate kar rahe the?
Pure Ghar may shaadi ka mahoul tha. Baraat aane wali thi sab log usi may busy the. Main bhi apne kuchh dosto ke saath baraat ke swagat karne ke liye gate par khada tha. Kuchh hi der may baraat aa gayi, naach gaane ka mahoul tha, ladki wale aur ladke wale aapas may gale mil rahe the. Baraat may bahot sare log aaye the kuchh young ladke bhi aaye huye the. Humne un sab logo ko baithne ke liye kaha aur sabhi ko nasta-paani dene lage.
Kuchh hi der may ladki bhi stage par aa gayi, Jaymala ke liye. Ladki ke saath uski kuch sahaliya aur ghar ke hi kuchh aurat bhi saath aayi. Shaadi ke stage par sabhi khade the aur fir Jaymala ka krayakram suru ko gaya. Main wahi stage ke nichhe khada ho kar Jaimala ka krayakram dekh raha tha.
Mere pichhche kuchh baraati may aaye ladke bhi khade the aur stage par jo ladkiya khadi thi uss par comments paas kar rahe the. Tabhi ek ne kaha:
"Yaar wo jo hari saari may aunty hai na kya mast gadrayai hui maal hai. Asli maza ko aisi hi maal ko chodne may aata hai."
Dusra
"Haa yaar bahot hi mast maal hai, kitne bade bade boobs hai. Man to kar raha hai pura doodh khali kar du."
Tisra
"Abe ab kaha doodh milega, doodh to kab ka sukh chuka hoga."
Pahla
"To koi baat nahi apna beej daal kar fir se doodh ka intazam kar denge."
Main ye saari baate sunn raha tha lekin maine jayada gour nahi kiya. Baraati may aaye ladke to aisi baate karte hi hai. Fir Jayamala ka krayakram khatam ho gaya. Baraati wale khana khane chale gaye. Ladki wale aur ladke wale saadi ke mandap may jaa chuke the kynki shaadi wahi honi thi.
Majority of baraati khaana kha kar sone jaa chuke the kyunki raat bahot ho chuki thi. Shaadi ke mandap may sirf ladke ke ghar wale aur ladke ke 1-2 friend hi the.
Mandap ek side may ladki wale baithe huye the aur ussi ke opposite may ladke wale baithe the, side may kuchh chairs rakhe the jis par ladke ke friend baithe huye the, main bhi ussi ke bagal may baitha hua tha. Wo dono ladke aapas may baate kar rahe the aur mine chup chaap sunn raha tha.
"Yaad wo hari saari wali par mera dil aa gaya hai. Isko to pakka pata kar jaounga."
"Haa yaar bahot hi mast maal hai, kitna gadraya hua pet hai, uski nabhi dekh kitni gahrayi hai, agar chodne mil jayeg to maza hi aa jayeg."
"Ek baar pat jaye fir dekhna kaise iski chudai karta hoo."
Fir maine socha ki aakhir ye kiske baare may baat kar rahe hai. Aur main gour se sabhi ladkio ko dekhne laga. Kisi ne bhi green colour ke dress nahi pahna tha, tabhi meri najar meri Mummy par gayi jisne green colour ki saadi pahni thi. Aur fir maine socha ye log tab se meri mummy ke bare may baate kar rahe hai. Mujhe bahot gussa aaye unpar lekin maine kuchh nahi kaha kyunki main koi scene nahi karna chahta tha waha, aur shaadi ka mahoul bhi kharab ho jata.
Tabhi mere ek dost ka phone aaya aur usne mujhe Janwasa may bulaya jaha par baraati ke sone ka intizam kiya hua tha. Main uske paas chala gaya waha kuchh arrangement karna tha. Waha se wapas main mandap may aa gaya inn sab may kabrib 30 min lag gaye. Main wapas chair par baith gaya, maine dekha wo 2 lakde jo meri mummy ke bare may baat kar rahe the wo waha nahi the.
Maine aas paas najar dourai to dekha ki jo pahla wala ladka tha wo meri Mummy ke bagal main baitha tha aur unse hans hans ke baate kar raha tha. Meri Mummy bhi usse bahot hans hans ke baate kar rahi thi. Dusra wala ladka kahi najar nahi aa raha tha. Unlogo ke baate mujhe sunai nahi de rahi thi lekin aisa lag raha tha wo ladka koi funny baate kar raha tha aur Mummy uski baate sunn kar bahot hans rahi thi.
Wo dono fir waha se uuth kar ekdam pichche ke taraf chair par aa gaye aur baate karne lage, ek baat aur maine notice ki, wo ladka kabhi kabhi meri Mummy ko touch bhi kar raha tha, aur Mummy bilkul bhi object nahi kar rahi thi. Tabhi mere dost ka fir se phone aaya aur usne mujhe fir se bula liya. Main wapas se janwasa gaya aur waha kuchh kaam tha wo karne laga. Maien dekah wo dusra wala ladka bhi waha aa gaya. Wo tisre ladke se baat kar raha tha.
"Parvez kaha rah gaya, wo nahi aayega kya?"
"Wo hari wali ke pichche pada hai, lagta hai, aaj chod ke hi aayega usko."
"Haa yaar mast maal hai wo aunty, Parvez to expert hai aunty ko patane may, ek baar wo chod le for apna bhi chance aayega."
Wo log aisi hi baate kar rahe the aur hans rahe the. Koi lagbhag 15 min baad mera kaam khatam ho gaya aur main wapas mandap par aa gaya. Waha maine aas paas najar dourai to meri Mummy aur wo ladka jiska naam Parvez tha jo mujhe unke dosta ke baato se pata chali, wo najar nahi aa rahe the. Maine aas paas bhi dekha but wo log najar nahi aa rahe the.
Koi laghbhag 30 min baad meri Mummy wapas mandap may gayi. Meri Mummy thodi tense lag rahi thi, uske chechre par kabhi muskurahat aati thi to kabhi wo bilkul shaant ho jaati thi, aas paas ke log kuchh baate kar rahe the lekin unki baato par uska koi dhayan nahi tha. Parvez kahi najar nahi aa raha tha.
Maine chair change kiya aur thoda aage jakar baith gaya, bilkul Mummy ke karib, mai Mummy ko hi dekh raha tha, maine notice kiya Mummy ke hooth se lipstick gyab thi, mujhe pakka yaad tha last time mere jaane ke pahle Mummy ke hooto par red color ki deep lipstick tha, lekin wo ab puri tarah se gayab the, Mummy ke baal bhi thode ast vyast ho gaye the. Jisse wo baar-baar sawar rahi thi.
Maine thode aur dhayan se dekha aur notice kiya ki Mummy ke blouse par jo Iron the wo khatam ho gaya tha aur blouse ke kapde par scrach aa gaya tha, aisa lag raha tha jaise achche se blouse ko masala gaya ho.
Tabhi Parvez waha wapas aaya aur wo Mummy ke bagal may hi baith gaya. Mummy usko ek najar dekhi aur bilkul sarma gayi, Sarma ke usne apna chechra pura jukha liya aur halka halka muskurane lagi. Parvez bhi Mummy ko dekhkar muskura raha tha.
Main yahi sochne laga ki ye dono kaha gaye honge aur kya inn dodo ke beech kuchh hua hai? Kya such may Parvez ne meri Mummy ko chod liya hai, jaise uske dost baate kar rahe the?