Update 8
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Main- sorry
Or jese hi utne wala tha ki mera lant side kaki ki chud se Takra gaya or kaki ki ek miti sis ki nikal gayi
Padma- aaahhhhmmmm Ooohhh Chirag
Or niche se fir ma ki Aawaj – Chirag beta niche aa jaldi
Fir bhi main kaki ke upar hi pada raha
Or fir
Mishi ki Aawaj
Mishi – Chirag
Or y sunte hi Mae utha or
Rocket ki raftaar se niche bagha
Ab age chalte hai
Mein niche Utarne laga
Main- (man Mae) - yar ab mera ky hoga mishi to mujko chode gi nahi
Aur mein niche chala gaya jaha par pura pariwar tha
Aur Mishi gusse mae
Mishi- kaha tu
Main- wo mein
Mishi- kaha to bol jaldi hu
Main- wo mein upar
Mishi- itni der kyu hui tujko hu
Ma ne itni Aawaj di aaya ky nahi hm
Main- di wo mein upar so raha tha isliye niche nahi aa paya
Mishi- acha ji upar so raha tha hmm to mere bhulane par itni jaldi uth kar aa gaya hm jut bol raha hai
Main- nahi mishi wo meri nid tut gai aur tabhi ma ki awaaj aai na us wakt mein bathroom Mae ta
Aur fir bahar jese hi nikla apki Aawaj aai to dodte hue aaya
Mishi- ky tu dodte hue aaya agar tujko chot lag jati to
Kisne bola tujko dodne ke liye bol
Main- are shant ho jaao mishi mujko kuch bhi nhi hai hua hai
C chachi ma se
C chachi- dekho didi itne salo bad bhi nahi badle y dono
Ma- ky matlab choti
C chachi- dekh rahi ho jese pahle ladte the bikul ab bhi lad rahe hai
Ma- ha y tune bikul sahi kaha choti
C chachi- y tum dono
Mein aur Mishi unki aur dekhne lage
C chachi- ese ky lad rahe ho ko bahar wala dekh lega to yahi samje ga ki pati- patni lad rahe hai
Sala mein to apna sir niche kar liye par pata nhi mishi ke shrma rhi thi aur ek pyari Muskan bhi thi unke chare par
Main- ky chachi kuch bhi bolti ho
Main- wese kisliye bulaya mujko
Ma- tujko inse milane
Main mishi ki bato par dhyan tha isliye mene nahi dekha ki koi 30 sal ki age ki aurat samne thi
Dekne Mae wo khubsurat thi aur achi lag rahi thi
Main- ma y kon hai ky c chachi ki dost hai ky
C chachi- nahi y meri dost nahi hai
Aur wese bhi mein budhi ho chuki ho
Main- ky chachi kisne bola apko ki ap budhi ho gai ho
Hmm agar chacha ne apse shadi nahi ki hoti to mein kar leta
C chachi- badmash mujhse shadii kare ga hu
Aur muje marne lagi par pyar se
Main- sorry sorry chachi
Aur unke kan Mae
Main- aur agar ap meri biwi hoti to km se km 10 bacche peda kar leta
C chachi y sun kar sharm se pani pani ho gai
Main- ma apne Batya nahi y kon hai
Wo aurat jo kadi thi usne kaha
Aurat- ky mujko nahi phucha paya
Main- nahi ap kon ho
Aurat- socho socho mein kon hu
Mein(man Mae) hmm y kon ho sakti hai dekh je to lag raha hai ki y koi apni hi hai mujhe lag raha hai ki mene inko kahi dekha hai
Par kaha yad nahi aa rha hai
Main- ma muje kuch yad nahi aa rha hai hai par mene inko kahi dekha hai
Ma- tujko sach Mae nahi pata
Tabhi piche se
Mishi- ma bahot hua meri jaan ko paresaan mat karo aur bata do ki kon hai y nahi to mein bata deti hu
C chachi- didi bata do nahi to y gussa ho jayegi
Ma- hu to sun y tere chote mama ki badi beti aur teri bahan Gayatri hai
Main- ky y Gayatri didi hai wow di ap ko kitne sal bad dekha raha hu mein
Gayatri – ha bhai main bhi to kitne sal bad dekha rahi hu
Main- par didi apke bacche nahi dikh rahe hai
Is bat par didi todi udas ho gai
Main- wese didi lagta hai ki ap mujko pahle ki tarha pyaar nahi karti ho
Gayatri – nahi bhai main tujko aj bhi utna hi payar karti hu Sachi
Main- jut ap jut bol rhi hai y nahi to ap mujko pahle ki tarha gale laga leti
Gayatri – mein tujko gale lagana chahti hu par
Main- par ky ky hua
Gayatri – wo ky hai na mere sath koi aur aur bhi aaya hai
Aur wo chahti hai ki wo pahle tujko gale Lagaye
Unke itna bolte hai mein idhar udhar dekhne laga ki ko. Aur par mujko koi bhi nahi dikha
Main- aur kon didi yaha to mere, meri family aur apke alawa koi nhi hai
Gayatri – tu sahi bol raha hai wo chupi hui hai
Main- ky wo kyu chupi hui hai
Gayatri – bhai wo baat yesi hi ki uski ek choti si shart hai
Main- ky choti si shart hai
Gayatri – wo wo uski shart y hai ki wo tujko tabhi gale lage gi jab tu apni ankh band kar ke usko gale laga le
Bhai mere to ankhe badi ho gai
Main- ky y ky shart hai mein nahi
Gayatri – please bhai mana mt kar na
Main- ni di yese kese gale laga lu
Ma- beta laga le na gale
Main- nhi ma
C chachi- are laga le na gale ky hoga kuch bhi to nhi
Main- chachi agar ap ko gale lagna hai to laga jaoo par mein kisi ko bina dekhe nahi bilkul nahi
C chachi- are pagal wo tujko bahot pyaar karta hai teri mishi se bhi jada
Par mishi ko y bat pasand nhi aaya
Mishi- chachi Chirag ko mujse jada pyar koi bhi kar sakta hai
C chachi- shant shant acha tik hai tujse km par pyaar to karti hai na
Main- par chachi
C chachi- Chirag hamare parivar ki parampara hai ki mehman ki hum mehman ki ijat karte hai
Aur wese bhi y to pariwar ke log hai
Man ja na
C chachi- Misha apni jaan ko bol ki ha bol de Kyuki hum sab Jante hai ki y sirf teri bat manega
Mishi- Chirag chal ankh band kar le
Main- tik hai ap bol rahi ho to
Aur mene apni ankh band kar li
Kuch minat bad muje laga ki koi meri aur aa rha hai
Fir wo mere gale lag gai
Wow usne mujko bahot tit gale laga leti hai
Par is wakt mujko yesi filling ho rahi thi jese mein apni Mishi ke gale laga hua hu
Ek alag si khushi mili
Dil ko acha lag raha tha
Uske balo se angoor ki kusbhu aa rha thi
Tabhi mujko meri kano ke pas uski sans ka ahesas hone laga
Aur wo boli
Ladki- kese ho meri jaan
Sala mere to kan kade ho ga uski awaaj sun kar Kyuki y wahi ladki hai jo ki upar mere sath kisi- wisi kar rahi thi
Main- tum yaha bhi
Ladki- hmm tum jaha hoge mein waha par hogi
Main- par kon ho tum
Ladki- ky tumne ab tak mujko nahi phucha paya
Main- nahi par yesa lagta hai ki mein tumko achi tarha se janta hu par yad nhi aa rhi hai