Post non veg jokes collection

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Wife: Aaj khana kaisa laga?
Husband: Swarg jaisa.
Wife: Matlab?
Husband: Upar jaane ka mann kar raha hai!

 

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Ladka: Tumhari aankhon mein doob jaane ka mann karta hai.
Ladki: Life jacket pehen lena, main swimming nahi jaanti!

 

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Ladki: Tum mujhe raat bhar yaad karte ho?
Ladka: Haan.
Ladki: Kitni baar?
Ladka: Jitni baar phone charge pe lagata hoon… baar-baar!

 

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Girlfriend: Baby, tum mujhe kitna miss karte ho?
Boyfriend: Itna ki neend bhi disturb ho jaati hai.
Girlfriend: Aww so cute!
Boyfriend: Haan, sapne mein bhi tum hi daant rahi hoti ho.

 

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Wife: Aaj romantic mood mein hoon.
Husband: Kya baat hai!
Wife: Bartan dho do, phir dekhte hain kitne romantic ho.

 

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Ladki: Tum mere bina reh sakte ho?
Ladka: Haan.
Ladki: Kyaaa?!
Ladka: Par rehna nahi chahta… kyunki tumhara WiFi password mere paas hai.

 

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Pappu: Mujhe ladkiyon se darr lagta hai.
Dost: Kyun?
Pappu: Pehle smile deti hain, phir style deti hain…
Aur baad mein bill deti hain!