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ARJUN NE STADIUM ME KOI FORM BHARA THA, KOI NATIONAL TOURNAMENT HONE WALA THA EK SAPTAH BAAD, KYA WO STADIUM PRABANDHAN NE TAL DIYA YA AAP KE DIMAG SE UTAR GAYA ?
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Dur kahi .......ghhane andhere jungle me....jungle maano ....usme manhoosiyat chhayi ho....ulluo ke Katt Katt ki awaaz, maano jungle ke is shannaate ko bhang kr rhi ho, chamgaadado ke udne kaa fatt fatt aur siyaaro,, waaooooo ke rone ki awazz....ruhh tak kampaane ko kafi tha.....Kisi viran khandahar me.....Jo kaafi rehsymayi aur aur prachin si jaan padti....diwaro me darare, Chaand ki roshni me jaan padne ko paryapt tha, Pr khandahar kaafi sunder rha hoga...Kisi Apne jaamane...
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Baba kab aayenge?...mujhe bahut dar lag rha hai...( Chuchiye.....aur kitna late hoga tera ye Baba..... pta nhi is BUNDIYE ne hame kyu bulaya hai...vo bhi itni Raat me....achha khaasa apni Greecian's Goddess Ka sapna Dekh rha tha...saare sapne ki maa Ch*d di...!)....
Bhai aisa naa bol Baba ke baare me....kahi sunn Liya nn to sapna Ka kya tumhari bhi maa __________ denge!...( Chal be chuchiye....baat Mt kr mujhse...rehta mere Saath hai...Gunn uska Gaa rha hai!)........
nhi Bhai.....Baba Ka naam BABA 160 aise hi nhi pada...( Achha aisa kya Kiya Jo....BABA 160 pada...!?...jara Mai bhi to BUNDIYE ki kaarname sunu!.).....
Bhai...Baba ko aisa nhi kehte....aur unki to leele aparm paar hai....Jawan kya bachhe kya,,, buddhhe kya,,....Jo bhi haath hilata hai...vo Baba Ka hi naam japta hai....( Lekin chuchiye Mai to naa japta....!)......
Are tum to Apne ko hi Johnny sin samjhte firte ho....pr Baba to Baba 160 hai....aur pata hai....duniya ke sabhi prani...chaahe jitne bhi baade mutthebaaz ho, laundiyabaaz ho chahe Ra*dibaaz ho...sabhi natmastk hote hai inke saamne....kyu ki ye Baba 160 hai, 160 haiiii, 160 hai.... ( Chal...be bass kr Apne Baba ki chochalan....aur btaya nhi....ye 160 kaise hua...!)...
Baba Kisi jaamane....Bahut Bade wale (laundiyabaaz!?) ...are nhi...unko to laundiya haath bhi naa lagane de...vo to ( to fir Ra*Di baaz?)...are nhi...khaane ki laale pade the unki to Ra*diya... kaise!.......vo to.....(vo vo kya!?...saaf bol chuchiye nhi to tera chucha daba dunga...!)
Achha achha....vo bahut bade wale hathhu the ( matlb mutthebaaz..!?)....haa vhi....
To ek baar kya hua...unke Kisi dost ne batata ki dur kahi pratiyogita chal rhi hai....muthee ki......to vo bhi ek dam taiyar ho ke Aapne usko bhi ( l*nd ko!?)...ha....usko saja kr...Ghar se nikale....kyuki unhe bhi pta tha...ki aaj mutthebaazi ki pratiyogita hone wali hai...aur jo jitega...usse Apsaraaye si khubsurat teen ladkiyo ki vo (Bu*nd!?) Ha...dono....
Fir vo...vha pahuche....to dekha ki yha to bhayankar bhid umdi padi hai....Kai desho ke muthhebaaz yha padhare the...ye pratiyogita jitne ke liye....mana ki inaamme ladkiya teen thi aur apsaraaye jaisi khubsurat bhi....pr yhi Karan sirf nhi tha balki...... jitne ke baad jo charchaye aur sachhtakaar Hoga...us_se pure duniya me...fir Kabhi ladkiyo ki Kami nhi hone wali....
Ek pal ko to Baba bhi...ladkhada gye....pr unme duniya ke diye huye dhhitkaar, pida aur dard ashahniya tha...to unhhe Apne pe vishwash tha....aur aage badh chale....
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Pratiyogita suru huwa....paratibhagi...karib 300 ke krib the...
Sabhi prtibhaagi ke saamne stage pe Dil behlaane wali inaami ke taur pe vo apsaraaye ardhnangi...unhe hausla de rhi thi....
Sabhi paratibhagi Apne haath Chalana suru kr diye...ginti hone lagi....koi char pe dhher to koi saat pe....aur koi 17 pe...ab bachhe the 9 log.....ginti ho chali thi...63....fir ek aur dhher....Kuch ginti ke baad teen aur dhher....ab ginti thi 104 aur log bachhe the 5.... Pichle 49 Saal Ka record to kb ka tut chuka tha ab to...itihaas banane Ka waqt tha...
Samay chalta rha...aur ginti bhi...
Ek aur dhher 127 pe.............
Aur Baba bhi...ab thak chuke the...pasine pasine ho Chuke the...pr Apne saamaan ko paane...aur Kabhi bhi ladkiyo ki vo...kami nn hone ke liye..... vo to krna hi tha....
Fir Kuch der baad ek aur dhher....ab mukaable me Bache 3...ginti thi 148....
Itihaas kaa sarwadhik ginti......149 rha tha...ab sirf ek pichkaari...aur itihass rachha jaayega....
Teeno prtibhaagi...itihaas ko Palatne aur aur badlne wale the...fir......haath Chala....aur yaha record tut gya....
Taaliyo ki gaadgaadhat...aur logo Ka ulaash dekhte hi banta tha....
Itihaas to teeno hi Bana Chuke the pr...ab sabse sresth Kaun??? Abhi iska faisla Hona baaki tha....
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Baba ji ab thakk Chuke the....khaane ko Khana tk nasib na hota.......to unke Ander Jaan kaha se rehti...aur pratidwandhi...kahi se bhi garib naa Jaan padte aur majboot bhi lag rhe the.......
Lekin hausla bharpur tha....aur teen apsaraaye...Apne hone wale Maliko Ka utsaah badhane me....
Pr ek apsara...Jiski hirni jaisi aankhe thi...aur Chand jaisi chamkdarr husn....uski aankho me chamk thi...aur haya ki laali bhi....vo bs Apne Baba ko ek tak dekhe jaa rhi thi....Aur Baba ko bhi ho gya tha....pyar!
......Fir....fir kya haath chalta rha...chalta rha....
Aur achanak vo apsara bhaag kr Baba ke gale lag padi....aur Baki apsaraaye bhi....taaliyo ki gaadgaadhat huyi...tb dhyaan bhang hua...
Aur dekha dono pratidwandhi to pehle hi ho gye the dher.....
Fir sabne chillaya.....milke......160....160....160......
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( Ohhh Bhai.......Baba 160 ki jai....Baba 160 ki jai.....!).......haa to itne mahaan hai....hamare Baba....
( Hmm....yarr chuchiye tune Sahi Bola.....ab to Mai Baba 160 Ka Param bhakt ho gya....jaldi se darshan krwa de....!).....hmmm ...Ruk jaa Baba aate hi honge....
*FIR TABHI BADAL GARAJNE KI AWAZ HUYI...... AUR AKASHWAANI HUYI-------- •• Baba 160 ji aaj nhi aa skte...vo abhi vishram Kar rhe hai...vo kaafi thak Chuke hai... To aap log laaut jaayiye....••*
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( Abe Baba ladki hai kya....!??)....are nhi vo inki...sisya hongi.... (Sisya ya??)....haa vo bhi....unko Kami thode hi Hoti hai....hamari trh..... ( Are Tu chinta kyu krta hai....Mai hu nnn...koi jugaad bhida hi lunga....aur tere liye bhi)......
Chal ab chalte hai....abhi to lekhak Bhaiya ko Jawab bhi dena hai..... ( Ha Yaar.....mujhe bhi....RENUKA bua ki Yaad aa rhi hai!)....
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To Enigma Bhai aaj ki update mujhe umidd se chhoti lagi....( Pr lekhak Bhaiya Mai bahut Khush hu...!)....haa Khush to Hoga hi.... RENUKA bua Jo...mil gyi....
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Khair.....Jaisa socha tha vhi hua....Aakhir do jism ek Jaan Ka...aakhir Milan ho hi gya.....( ARJUN- SUBHADHRA!)....
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Emotions se bharpur...aaj ka Anuu se Milan...kaafi dard bhara rha....( Pr Bhai chhikhon Ka tadka bhi hota to maja aa jaata! Aur bund Lena chahiye tha....!)...dekhte hai...ab London me annu ke jaane se bhavisya me...kya prasthitiya Banti hai...( Usme banane jaisa kya hai....Bindu ki bu*d maarega...akhhir vo bhi to...Lundon....oo sorry...London me hai to.....!)...thoda soch samjh ke Bola kr.... ( Abe likhne Ka bol chuchiye....shheee...Tu Chuchiya hi rhega jindgi Bhar...!)...
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Madhu bua....bechari pass ho ke bhi dur hai Apne Premi se....pr Mann me dwesh jara sa bhi naa....yehi to samarpan hota hai....aur pyar bhi
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Hari - nili aakhon wmai... BILLI... Aaj achhi khaasi daant padi unko Alka Didi se...pr Jaan to unki bhi hai apni BILLI......aur Ritu Didi Ka bhi........
Tara Didi Ka bhi Arjun ko Dekh chinta Hona...unke Dil kaa haal vyakt hua....aur ataiji ki bhi chinta jaahir tha....uska school nn bhejna .....
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Dadi Ka chinta Hona...aur dada ji Ka hausla...kaafi Kuch raazo Ka pitaara jald hi khulne Ka sanket de rha hai....
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Bijender aur Vikash bhi...pichli huyi ghtna Ka yaad Kiya...aur Vikas bhi Jaan chuka hai... bijender aur Anupama Ka prem....sala banane ko bhi taiyar...( Ab to jald hi sadhhu banega Apne Arjun Ka!)....
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Aur ant me bass yhi kehna chahunga....update chhoti thi...magar 100th update BADA Milne kaa intezaar rhega.....( Aur meri tarf se gaand faad mubaarkbaad....for 25 lac views ke liye).....
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Thank you so much..
God bless u.....
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( Baba 160:- uttaammm chuutam pradanam....!)
Dur kahi .......ghhane andhere jungle me....jungle maano ....usme manhoosiyat chhayi ho....ulluo ke Katt Katt ki awaaz, maano jungle ke is shannaate ko bhang kr rhi ho, chamgaadado ke udne kaa fatt fatt aur siyaaro,, waaooooo ke rone ki awazz....ruhh tak kampaane ko kafi tha.....Kisi viran khandahar me.....Jo kaafi rehsymayi aur aur prachin si jaan padti....diwaro me darare, Chaand ki roshni me jaan padne ko paryapt tha, Pr khandahar kaafi sunder rha hoga...Kisi Apne jaamane...
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Baba kab aayenge?...mujhe bahut dar lag rha hai...( Chuchiye.....aur kitna late hoga tera ye Baba..... pta nhi is BUNDIYE ne hame kyu bulaya hai...vo bhi itni Raat me....achha khaasa apni Greecian's Goddess Ka sapna Dekh rha tha...saare sapne ki maa Ch*d di...!)....
Bhai aisa naa bol Baba ke baare me....kahi sunn Liya nn to sapna Ka kya tumhari bhi maa __________ denge!...( Chal be chuchiye....baat Mt kr mujhse...rehta mere Saath hai...Gunn uska Gaa rha hai!)........
nhi Bhai.....Baba Ka naam BABA 160 aise hi nhi pada...( Achha aisa kya Kiya Jo....BABA 160 pada...!?...jara Mai bhi to BUNDIYE ki kaarname sunu!.).....
Bhai...Baba ko aisa nhi kehte....aur unki to leele aparm paar hai....Jawan kya bachhe kya,,, buddhhe kya,,....Jo bhi haath hilata hai...vo Baba Ka hi naam japta hai....( Lekin chuchiye Mai to naa japta....!)......
Are tum to Apne ko hi Johnny sin samjhte firte ho....pr Baba to Baba 160 hai....aur pata hai....duniya ke sabhi prani...chaahe jitne bhi baade mutthebaaz ho, laundiyabaaz ho chahe Ra*dibaaz ho...sabhi natmastk hote hai inke saamne....kyu ki ye Baba 160 hai, 160 haiiii, 160 hai.... ( Chal...be bass kr Apne Baba ki chochalan....aur btaya nhi....ye 160 kaise hua...!)...
Baba Kisi jaamane....Bahut Bade wale (laundiyabaaz!?) ...are nhi...unko to laundiya haath bhi naa lagane de...vo to ( to fir Ra*Di baaz?)...are nhi...khaane ki laale pade the unki to Ra*diya... kaise!.......vo to.....(vo vo kya!?...saaf bol chuchiye nhi to tera chucha daba dunga...!)
Achha achha....vo bahut bade wale hathhu the ( matlb mutthebaaz..!?)....haa vhi....
To ek baar kya hua...unke Kisi dost ne batata ki dur kahi pratiyogita chal rhi hai....muthee ki......to vo bhi ek dam taiyar ho ke Aapne usko bhi ( l*nd ko!?)...ha....usko saja kr...Ghar se nikale....kyuki unhe bhi pta tha...ki aaj mutthebaazi ki pratiyogita hone wali hai...aur jo jitega...usse Apsaraaye si khubsurat teen ladkiyo ki vo (Bu*nd!?) Ha...dono....
Fir vo...vha pahuche....to dekha ki yha to bhayankar bhid umdi padi hai....Kai desho ke muthhebaaz yha padhare the...ye pratiyogita jitne ke liye....mana ki inaamme ladkiya teen thi aur apsaraaye jaisi khubsurat bhi....pr yhi Karan sirf nhi tha balki...... jitne ke baad jo charchaye aur sachhtakaar Hoga...us_se pure duniya me...fir Kabhi ladkiyo ki Kami nhi hone wali....
Ek pal ko to Baba bhi...ladkhada gye....pr unme duniya ke diye huye dhhitkaar, pida aur dard ashahniya tha...to unhhe Apne pe vishwash tha....aur aage badh chale....
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Pratiyogita suru huwa....paratibhagi...karib 300 ke krib the...
Sabhi prtibhaagi ke saamne stage pe Dil behlaane wali inaami ke taur pe vo apsaraaye ardhnangi...unhe hausla de rhi thi....
Sabhi paratibhagi Apne haath Chalana suru kr diye...ginti hone lagi....koi char pe dhher to koi saat pe....aur koi 17 pe...ab bachhe the 9 log.....ginti ho chali thi...63....fir ek aur dhher....Kuch ginti ke baad teen aur dhher....ab ginti thi 104 aur log bachhe the 5.... Pichle 49 Saal Ka record to kb ka tut chuka tha ab to...itihaas banane Ka waqt tha...
Samay chalta rha...aur ginti bhi...
Ek aur dhher 127 pe.............
Aur Baba bhi...ab thak chuke the...pasine pasine ho Chuke the...pr Apne saamaan ko paane...aur Kabhi bhi ladkiyo ki vo...kami nn hone ke liye..... vo to krna hi tha....
Fir Kuch der baad ek aur dhher....ab mukaable me Bache 3...ginti thi 148....
Itihaas kaa sarwadhik ginti......149 rha tha...ab sirf ek pichkaari...aur itihass rachha jaayega....
Teeno prtibhaagi...itihaas ko Palatne aur aur badlne wale the...fir......haath Chala....aur yaha record tut gya....
Taaliyo ki gaadgaadhat...aur logo Ka ulaash dekhte hi banta tha....
Itihaas to teeno hi Bana Chuke the pr...ab sabse sresth Kaun??? Abhi iska faisla Hona baaki tha....
......
Baba ji ab thakk Chuke the....khaane ko Khana tk nasib na hota.......to unke Ander Jaan kaha se rehti...aur pratidwandhi...kahi se bhi garib naa Jaan padte aur majboot bhi lag rhe the.......
Lekin hausla bharpur tha....aur teen apsaraaye...Apne hone wale Maliko Ka utsaah badhane me....
Pr ek apsara...Jiski hirni jaisi aankhe thi...aur Chand jaisi chamkdarr husn....uski aankho me chamk thi...aur haya ki laali bhi....vo bs Apne Baba ko ek tak dekhe jaa rhi thi....Aur Baba ko bhi ho gya tha....pyar!
......Fir....fir kya haath chalta rha...chalta rha....
Aur achanak vo apsara bhaag kr Baba ke gale lag padi....aur Baki apsaraaye bhi....taaliyo ki gaadgaadhat huyi...tb dhyaan bhang hua...
Aur dekha dono pratidwandhi to pehle hi ho gye the dher.....
Fir sabne chillaya.....milke......160....160....160......
...........................
...........
.....
( Ohhh Bhai.......Baba 160 ki jai....Baba 160 ki jai.....!).......haa to itne mahaan hai....hamare Baba....
( Hmm....yarr chuchiye tune Sahi Bola.....ab to Mai Baba 160 Ka Param bhakt ho gya....jaldi se darshan krwa de....!).....hmmm ...Ruk jaa Baba aate hi honge....
*FIR TABHI BADAL GARAJNE KI AWAZ HUYI...... AUR AKASHWAANI HUYI-------- •• Baba 160 ji aaj nhi aa skte...vo abhi vishram Kar rhe hai...vo kaafi thak Chuke hai... To aap log laaut jaayiye....••*
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( Abe Baba ladki hai kya....!??)....are nhi vo inki...sisya hongi.... (Sisya ya??)....haa vo bhi....unko Kami thode hi Hoti hai....hamari trh..... ( Are Tu chinta kyu krta hai....Mai hu nnn...koi jugaad bhida hi lunga....aur tere liye bhi)......
Chal ab chalte hai....abhi to lekhak Bhaiya ko Jawab bhi dena hai..... ( Ha Yaar.....mujhe bhi....RENUKA bua ki Yaad aa rhi hai!)....
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To Enigma Bhai aaj ki update mujhe umidd se chhoti lagi....( Pr lekhak Bhaiya Mai bahut Khush hu...!)....haa Khush to Hoga hi.... RENUKA bua Jo...mil gyi....
.
Khair.....Jaisa socha tha vhi hua....Aakhir do jism ek Jaan Ka...aakhir Milan ho hi gya.....( ARJUN- SUBHADHRA!)....
.
Emotions se bharpur...aaj ka Anuu se Milan...kaafi dard bhara rha....( Pr Bhai chhikhon Ka tadka bhi hota to maja aa jaata! Aur bund Lena chahiye tha....!)...dekhte hai...ab London me annu ke jaane se bhavisya me...kya prasthitiya Banti hai...( Usme banane jaisa kya hai....Bindu ki bu*d maarega...akhhir vo bhi to...Lundon....oo sorry...London me hai to.....!)...thoda soch samjh ke Bola kr.... ( Abe likhne Ka bol chuchiye....shheee...Tu Chuchiya hi rhega jindgi Bhar...!)...
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Madhu bua....bechari pass ho ke bhi dur hai Apne Premi se....pr Mann me dwesh jara sa bhi naa....yehi to samarpan hota hai....aur pyar bhi
.
Hari - nili aakhon wmai... BILLI... Aaj achhi khaasi daant padi unko Alka Didi se...pr Jaan to unki bhi hai apni BILLI......aur Ritu Didi Ka bhi........
Tara Didi Ka bhi Arjun ko Dekh chinta Hona...unke Dil kaa haal vyakt hua....aur ataiji ki bhi chinta jaahir tha....uska school nn bhejna .....
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Dadi Ka chinta Hona...aur dada ji Ka hausla...kaafi Kuch raazo Ka pitaara jald hi khulne Ka sanket de rha hai....
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Bijender aur Vikash bhi...pichli huyi ghtna Ka yaad Kiya...aur Vikas bhi Jaan chuka hai... bijender aur Anupama Ka prem....sala banane ko bhi taiyar...( Ab to jald hi sadhhu banega Apne Arjun Ka!)....
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Aur ant me bass yhi kehna chahunga....update chhoti thi...magar 100th update BADA Milne kaa intezaar rhega.....( Aur meri tarf se gaand faad mubaarkbaad....for 25 lac views ke liye).....
....
...
Thank you so much..
God bless u.....
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( Baba 160:- uttaammm chuutam pradanam....!)
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