Update 2
Main maa ke bare me sochte hue college Jaa rha tha bike pe.
Ooo BC aaj to mja hi aagya, maa ko kiss kar liya. Lekin kahi mummy naraz ho gyi to laude lag jayenge. Unhone kuch bola to nhi tha, shayad naraz na ho yaa shayad jyada naaraz ho. BC kuch samajh nhi aa rha. Ghar Jake dekhna pdega agar maa naraz hui to mafi maang lunga, mujhse pyar karti hai jaldi maaf kar degi.
Kya mujhe maa par try karna chahiye,
nhi..nhi jyada risky ho jayega chudai ke chakkar me maa ke pyar ko nhi khi sakta. Lekin kya pta maa pat jaye, agar aisa hua to BC life hi ban jayegi.
Haa papa bhi kaam me busy rehte hai jyadatar, mummy ko to time dete nhi honge, kyu naa unki jagah me lelu.
Ghar jake maa ke reaction se tay karta hu agar jyada naraz nhi hui to pakka maa pe try marunga. Vrna nhi.
Main yahi sab sochte hue college pahuch jata hu. College me pahuchkar mujhe mere dost milte hai. Ravi or Kunal.
Dono thik thaak hai dikhne me, sale kabhi kisi problem me padte hai to mere pass hi aate hai, apni gaand leke.
Ravi - Aur bhai kaisa hai, aaj late ho gya.
Kunal - Haa Bhai
Main - salo mujhe bhi pta hai late ho gya usme kya badi baat hai. Chalo canteen me chalte hai.
Ravi - Nahi bhai class ka time ho rha hai vahan chalte hai.
Main - Abe class me kya ande dega, vaise bhi Kumar sir ki class hai boring.
Next class me chalenge, Smita mam ko dekhne
Kunal - Bhai sahi me tu bada kamina hai. BC college aur sab jagah sharif banke rehta hai.
Main - Abe kaminapan dikhane ki nhi karne ki chiz hai
Ravi - Haa haaa sahi kahan Bhai chal chalte hai canteen me. Ab hum teri tarah genius to nhi hai ki paper se ek hafta pehle padhke top kar jaye. Lekin tu help karega to pass to ho hi jayenge.
Kunal - haa Bhai, vaise mere kamine dost ye bta ki ab tak kitni chut phad chuka hai.
Main - BC tu kya mera land lega jo puch rha hai, vaise phir bhi bta du ek hi hai.
tum to jante ho mere bare me.
Ravi, Kunal - Haa Bhai jante hai, tu aunty, ohh sorry bhabhi ka diwana hai
, ( Inko pta tha ki main maa se pyar karta hu, aur sale mere maje lene ke liye Maa ko bhabhi kehte the mere samne)
Kunal - vaise ye bta vo kon hai jiski tu chudai kar chuka hai.
Main - Shobha
Dono - Kon Shobha
Main - Salo apni principal ka naam nhi pta tumhe
Dono Hairani se - Kya, BC mtlb tune apni principal, Ohh bhai aapke charan kahan hai malik.
Main - Salo jyada natak mat kro vrna agla no. Tumhari maa ka hoga. Chalo canteene me
Kunal - dheere se, main to chahta hu ki meri maa tere niche aa jaye kya pta isi bahane mujhe bhi mauka mil jaye.
Ravi - kuch kha tune?
Kunal - Hmm? Nhi kuch nhi, chalo
Jab hum teeno canteen me pahuche to vahi sari item dekhne ko mil gyi. Bole to
Kajal - Ravi ki behen
Kavya - Ravi ki girlfriend
Neha - Kunal ki girlfriend (ghante ki girlfriend bas chutiye se kaam karvati rehti hai)
Aur
Suman - Meri jaan, actually meri 2sri jaan, pehli to maa hi rhegi, (aisi kai jaan is story me aayengi) Mujse bahut jyada pyar karti hai. Mtlb mere liye kuch bhi karegi. Ek din isne aakar mujse apne pyar ka izhaar kar diya, lekin mene mana kar diya to rone lagi, college aana bhi chhod diya. Baad me mene iske pyaar ko accept kar liya. Lekin ye Kahan ki me sirf uss akeli kaa nhi ho skta to bhi accept kar liya. Janti hai ki main sabse jyada pyar maa se karta hu. Main kisi ki bhi chudai karu ise koi problem nhi.
Main padhne me genius hu to kam time me padhkar bhi top kar jata hu. Lekin mere college ke sare assignment yahi banati hai. Abhi mene iske sath kuch nhi kiya hai, sirf upar upar se hi karta hu. Shadi bhi to karni hai isse.