To main kahani suru krti hu hum bihar ke rehne wale hai
Naam chitra hai umar hamari 24 saal hai shadi ko hamari 6 saal ho chuke hai
Par abhi koi baccha nahi hai
Pati rameshwar Punjab main nokri krte hai umar 30 saal
Aur hum yaha patna main rehte hai apne babu ji ke sath matlab sasur ke sath
Jyada paise wale nahi hai aur agar hote to pati Punjab main nokri nahi krte
2 kamre ka ghar hai
Ek main babu ji aur ek hamara matlab mera aur mere ghar wale ka
Baat babu ji ki unki umar 55 saal hai par abhi bhi kafi tandrust hai
Aur kabhi kabhi raat ko pii lete hai
Par beti ki tarah rakhte hai
Ye tab suru hua jab ek din hamari galti thi
Garmi ke din the to hum ne serif blouse aur peticot pehn rakha tha
Raat ko hane pesav laga to hum krne gye to babu ji bahar he baithe the kyu pata nahi kyu ki kafi raat ho rakhi thi
To hum kamre main jane lage to babu ji ne awaz di to
Hum bole ki aate hai saree phen kar
To bole aise he aau
Hum par babu ji
Zaldi aao bahu aur hum unki baat ko kaatte nahi the to aa gye to unhone hamara hath pakad liya
Hum kya, kr rahe hai babu ji
Babu ji shadi ko 6 saal ho gye hai par pote ka muh nahi dikha rahi ho
Hum babu ji ap kya baat kr rahe hai hume jane do
Babu ji nahi bahu bahut sune hai logo ki ab nahi lagta hai beta ka kaam uske baap ko krna padega
Aur hane apni baho main bhar kar apne kamre main le gye jaha light band thi hame kuch dikh nahi raha tha aur babu ji ne hame bistar par faik diya
Hum babu ji chhod do hame kya kr rahe hai
Babu ji chup raho bahu nahi to muh main kapda bhar denge aur
Apne pajame ko utar diya jo bahar se aa rahi roshni main dikh raha tha
Hum mat kro babu ji hum ap ka beti ke umar ki hai
Babu ji hame nahi pata bahu hame ghar ka warish chahiye kisi bhi keemat par
Aur babu ji ne apna kaccha bhi utar diya, aur ek dum nange khade the hamari ankh ke samne
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Hum babu chhod de kya jawab denge ap ke bete ko
. Babu ji kaun bata yega us pagal ko biwi ko chhod ke waha pada hai
Aur hamare uppar aa gye aur hamare peticot ko upar uthane lage
Hum babu ji ap nashe main ruk jaye
Nahi to hum cheekh padenge
Babu ji kaun sunega tumhari yaha
Aur peticot jab upar ho gya to apne ling ko hamari bur par rakh diya
Hum babu ji ruk jao paap ho jayega aur hum rone lage
Par unhone suna aur apna ling hamari bur main daal diya
Hamare muh se cheekh pade kyu ki hamari bur sukhi hui thi kya krte aur kafi time se ling bhi nahi liya tha..
Hum oooooooh babu ji kafi dard ho raha hai nikal lo babu ji aaaaa bahut dard ho raha hai babu ji
Par unhone hamari baat nahi suni aur mana, krne aur hamare ansu ka un par koi fark naii pada aur chodte rahe. Hane koi maza nahi aa raha tha serif dard ho raha tha.
Kafi der wo dhakke marte rahe aur tab ruke jab apna pani hamari bur main chhod dia
Aur thodi der main hamare upar se uthe aur side main late gye
Babu ji waah bahu abhi bhi tu kafi kasi hui hai shadi ke 6 saal baad bhi
Hum rote huye waha se apne kamre main aa gye