Update 5
AT KARAN S OFFICE:-
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RAVIKANT VERMA- KARAN iklote BOSS, baki sb KARAN k hum
umra hain. or sirf karan k karnamo k karan, SIR(teacher wala) kehkr
bulate he.
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JAANKI-Is RAW unit ki COMPUTER specilist. Pehle KARAN ki trah
hi AGENT thi.
Lekin COMPUTER ko apni ungliyon k isharon pr nachata dekhkr Isko
computer ka hi kaam sonp diya gya. Chalo achha hi hua, bechari ka
jaan jane ka khatra to tala. Lekin ye yahan baithi-2 pure staf pr
bijliyan gira-2 unki becharon ki halat roj khrab kr deti hai. Dekhne
mai kisi super model se bhi jada sexy hai. or upar se chashmis bhi.
Matlab full killing machine.
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KARAN office mai ghuste hi. Computer pr kam kr rhi janki ko dekh
kr.
KARAN-Hi.. Jaan.. Kesi ho. Aaj to jaldi agyi.?
JAANKI-Oye mr. MERA naam JAANKI hai. Kitni bar btana padega.?
KARAN-Dekho na jaan, tum to janti hi ho, ki MAI kitana busy insan
hun. To MERE pas itana time hi nhi hota ki MAI tumhara full nam le
saku.
Or wese bhi "JAAN" kitna short hai, or sweet bhi.
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JAANKI bechari apna sar peet kr "ye kameena kbhi nhi sudhar skta"
keh kr fir se apne kam mai lg jati hai.
KARAN-Wow "kameena", itani ijjat dene ke liye shukriya.
JAANKI ghur-2 kr KARAN ki or dekhti hai. Or jor se "Sir isko yha
se le jao pls" chillati hai.
"KARAN kyon tang kr rhe ho bechari ko" piche se BOSS ki awaz ati
hai.
KARAN-(age badhkr hath milate huwe) hi sir, good mrng.
BOSS-good mrng. Wese aaj itani jaldi, kese?
KARAN-Bas SIR gharwalo ko dikhane k liye ki itani sallery dene wali
company thodi strict bhi hai. Haha.
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BOSS-Karan ye faltu bate chhodo. Or btao ki JAGGA jo mrne se
pehle 7 din wala plan bta gya hai. Us pr kya socha hai tumne.
KARAN-Sir, wo mrne se pehle bta ke nhi gya hai.
Balki MENE marne se pehle us se 1 bar puchh liya tha.
BOSS-matlab wo agr na btata to tum fir bhi usko mar dete?
KARAN-yes sir, Or han rhi 7 din ki baat to.
AAP ya to MANTRI ji se puchh kr MUJHE president ki security mai
lga do.
Ya fir yhan office mai baithe-2 PRESIDENT ko marte, or DESH ko
DEHKATE dekhte rho SCREENs pr CCTV mai.
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BOSS-Good idea, KARAN. MAI abhi mantri ji se is bare mai bat kar
k ata hun.
Or KARAN ne dekha ki BOSS kan pr phon lga kr bahar chla gya hai.
To KARAN fir se JAANKI ko tang krne lg jata hai.
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KARAN-wese yaar JAAN ek bat to hai.
JAANKI-(ghur kr) kya bat?
KARAN-bs yhi ki tumhara time pass to achha ho jata hoga na
compute pr baithe-2. Hai na?
JAANKI-(Ishara samajh kr) oye MAI yha kam karne baithti hu. Naki tumhari tra, sirf gand mand dekhne k liye hi baithti hu yha.
KARAN-lo, bhla MENE kb hath lgya isko yaar "gand mand" huh.
JAANKI-chal jada sharif na bn. MENE parson history check ki thi.
Tumhare use krne k baad samjha.
KARAN-Oh achha-2. Uski bat kr rhi ho. Kya kru yaar kam itna hota
hai ki LDKI set krne ka time nhi hai. Or PUNJABI hone k karn
ghrwale shadi bhi nhi kr rhe hain.
JAANKI bechari HAS HAS kar ho jati hai.
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KARAN-Wese JAAN tumhare to 3-4 BF pakka honge. Or tum sara
din unse hi CHAT krti hogi. Hai na?
JAANKI-(ghur kr) kamine MAI wesi ladki nhi hu samjhe. MERA koi
BF nhi hai.
KARAN-mat btao nhi btana to. Wese history check krna MUJHE bhi
ata hai.
Kisi PREET nam k ldke se badi chating ki hui thi tumne. Or itna keh
kr KARAN BOSS k pas MANTRI ka jwab puchhne chla jata hai.
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Aur pichhe JAANKI kuchh chidhi huwi. Aur MUSKURATI huwi "Ab
to isko PREET se milwana hi padega. Wrna ye KAMEENA usko LADKA
hi samjhta rhega. Aur MUJHE tane marta rhega... Kameena" sochti
hai.
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