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Title - Shaitan ka Baap
Jitu apne muh me bhada hua khaini thukata hai, aur apna muh aage badha deta hai, uske samane girlfriend leti hui thi, aur apna muh chipaye hui thi,
-kya dekh rahi sali, aur muh kyun chipaye hue hai, sali tera nakhra khatam hone ka naam hi nahi leta, kitna baar to lund le chuki hai,
-mere ko sarm aati hai,
-bhhak sali tu mera mood kharab mat kar,
Jitu apni girlfriend ka pair faila anpa lund uske chut pe laga deta hai,
-(dard se) aaram se karo na, dukh raha hai,
jitu ko ahsas hota hai ki uski gf ekdam sukhi hai, aur wo jhallahat se apna sir patak deta hai,
-(gusse se) kya re tera dikkat kya hai, kisi aur se chudwati hai kya jo sala tera chut registan bana rahta hai,
jitu apna thuk lund pe laga deta hai, aur dubara lund chut pe sata deta hai,
-(gusse me dhakka dete hue) isi liye mujhe auratein pasand hain, sali tera nakhra to khatam hone ka naam hi nahi leta,
jittu apna pura jaan se chodane lagata hai, lekin uski gf bilkul machali bani hui thi,
-[gusse me] sali kuch to awaz nikal, sali mari pari hai tu to,
-[sarmate hue] wo wo mujhe bahut sarm aa rahi hai, please aaram se karo,
jitu jhalla jata hai, aur uth jata hai,
-[gusse me darwaze ke taraf jaate hu] sali bus bahut hogaya tera ye nakhara, ma ki chut sali itna mehnat se tujhe pataya isliye, bk sali aaj se hum dono anjaan hain,
jitu us makan se nikal jata hai, aur sidhe apne daaru ke aade pe jata hai,
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jitu ek 19 saal ka ladaka tha, apne baap ke marane ke baad wo kaam dhundhane ko sahar aaya tha, lekin wo bilkul hi kaamchor aur nikamma kisam ka ladaka tha, jise sirf chudai me interest tha, yu to wo uchai me sirf 5 feet ka tha, lekin daring me us se bara koi nahi tha, khas kar jab baat chut ki aa jaye to,
jitu daaru ki glass khatam kar diya, aur wahi pe kuch labours se baat karane laga,
-[nashe me] are harilal, kuch batao yaar, kahin koi kaam batao,
-[gusse me] saale jitu tujhe jitna kaam dilwata hun, sale tu bich me chor kar bhag jata hai, sale tune mera naam bhi kharab kar diya hai,
-[gusse me] bhosdi ke pradhan mantri hai kya sala, madarchod,
-[gusse me] jitu jaban sambhal kar, gaali nahi de mujhe,
-[gusse me] kyun na du, madarchod tu hota kaun hai,
hari lal jisne bhi pii rakhi thi, jitu ko pair se kaskar marata hai, aur jitu karahate hue zamin pe gir jata hai,
-[karahate hue] hai meri jaan, aah main to mara,
bagal me khada theke ka malik ye sab dekh raha tha, aur wo daud ke unke paas jata hai,
-[chita karate hue] are madarchodo sale, bahar jakar lado, aur sala ye mar mura gaya to mera dukan seal ho jayega,
-[karahate hue] aaaaaaaaah hai mera seena, main mara,
ab harilaal darr jata hai, harilaal pehale bhi jail jaa chuka tha, aur jitu ko dekh wo bhag jata hai, aur theke ka malik jitu ko apne gundo se uthwa sadak pe phikwa deta hai,
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jitu ka sina kafi dukh raha tha, aur wo uthane ki kosis karata hai lekin uske sarir me jaan bilkul nahi bachcha tha, aur kafi der karahate hue sadak ke beech me aa jata hai,
skkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeccccccccccccccccccccccccch, ek tez raftar gaadi jitu ke sarir ke upar chad jata hai, aur kuch dur aage ruk jata hai, ek 1000kg gadi chadhane pe jitu wahi spot pe adhmara ho hata hai, aur uske muh se khun behane lagata hai, aur uski saans dheemi ho jaati hai, gaadi kuch der wahi rukata hai lekin phir tezi se aage badh jata hai, aur jitu ka khoon se sadak laal ho jata hai.....
kuch ser rukate rukate jitu ki saans tham jaati hai, aur wo marr jata hai......
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Jitu ki ankh khulati hai, aur uske samane ek bada sa laal rang ka saksh khada tha,
-[hansate hue] ha ha ha ha ha ha, jitu aa gaye tum,
-[darate hue] tum kaun ho aur kahan hun main,
jitu ki nazar charo aur aag se jalate jamin pe padati, aur use yaad aata hai kaise wo sadak pe tadap raha tha,
-[kanpate hue] hai kya kya kya main mar gaya hun,
-[muskate hue] tum to bade samjhdaar ho, ha swagat hai aapka jahannam me, ha ha ha ha,
-[darate hue] main marana nahi chahta hai, tum tum tum kaun ho,
-[ghamd dikhate hue] main hun shaitan,
-[rote hue] main main, maaf kar do mai - baap , maaf kar do, main marana nahi chahta,
-[gusse me] tere chahne nahi chahne se sab thode hoga, aur waise bhi tujh jaisa aadmi dharti ka bhoj hi tha,
-[rote hue] mujhe please wapas bhej do, main uske liye kuch bhi karane ko tayyar hun,
-[hansate hue] achcha aisa kya,
-[rote hue] ha, main apna rooh bhi bech sakta hun, bas mujhe wapas zinda kar do,
-[apna sir khujate hue] achcha achcha. chal main tere se ek shart lagata hun,
-[ankh malate hue] kaisa sart,
-main tujhe zindagi wapas de dunga, lekin uske badale main har roz teri sabse kimati cheez khatam kar dunga,
-main samjha nahi,
-ha ha ha ha, tu utna bhi bewkoof nahi, maine kahan tujhe jo sabse pyari hai wo rakh ban jayegi,
-lekin kaise,
-ha ha ha ha ha, aise,
shaitan chutki bajata hai, aur jitu ka lund rakh ho jata hai,
-[darate hue] ye kya ho gaya,
-bol tujhe majoor hai,
jitu bina soche haan bol deta hai, aur jitu ke haan bolate hi uska sarir me jaan chala jata hai, aur uska honsh wapas sadak pe khulata hai, khun bahane ke bawjood wo kafi majboot mehsus ho raha tha...