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INTRODUCTION
Vikram Singh ki teen shaadi hui
pehli biwi kajal
kajal ke bachche the
seema
pooja
dono ki shàadi hui thi
lekin dono ke husban mar gaye
ek accident mein
ajit
Ajit wife..Neha
aur ranjeet
Ranjeet wife.. Megha
Vikram Singh ki dusri biwi
Payal
payal ka sirf ek beta tha
Arjun
Vikram Singh ki teesri biwi
Sheetal
sheetal ke 4 bachche the
do bete aur do beti
varun
varun wife.. Preeti
shlok
shlok wife.. Nisha
komal
Priya
Vikram Singh ki teen shaadi hui
pehli biwi kajal
kajal ke bachche the
seema
pooja
dono ki shàadi hui thi
lekin dono ke husban mar gaye
ek accident mein
ajit
Ajit wife..Neha
aur ranjeet
Ranjeet wife.. Megha
Vikram Singh ki dusri biwi
Payal
payal ka sirf ek beta tha
Arjun
Vikram Singh ki teesri biwi
Sheetal
sheetal ke 4 bachche the
do bete aur do beti
varun
varun wife.. Preeti
shlok
shlok wife.. Nisha
komal
Priya
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UPDATE 1
Vijay Singh ke ghar mein ek ladki kaam karti thi
dikhne mein woh aisi thi
jaisi swarg se utri hui koi apsara ho
Vijay Singh jawani se hi rangeen tha
uske andar itni hawas thi
ki agar woh kisi ladki ko paana chahta toh use paa ke rehta
state ka sabse bada aadmi tha woh
dada pardada Raja the
aur aaj bhi rajye mein unka sikka chalta tha
lekin Vijay Singh kabhi kisi ke sath zabardasti nahi karta tha
Vijay Singh ne us ladki ko ek din keh diya ki woh use bahut achchi lagti thi
us ladki ko Aisa laga ki uski jindagi ab badalne waali hai
use laga ki Vijay Singh usse shaadi karega
lekin Vijay ne use khoob choda
har Roz jab bhi uska man karta
woh use chodta
ek mahine baad us ladki ne bola
ki woh pregnant hai
aur phir agle din woh ladki gayab ho gayi
phir Vijay Singh ki shaadi ho gayi
Amrita se
Amrita bhi bahut sunder thi
Vijay aur Amrita ki ek hi santan hui
Vikram Singh
Vikram Singh ho gayi
Kajal se
lekin Kajal ko koi santan nahi hui
Amrita ne apne bete Vikram ki dusri shaadi karwa di
Kajal bahut royi
lekin Amrita ke aage koi kuchh nahi bol sakta tha
Amrita ne jo keh diya woh Vijay Singh ko bhi Maan na padta tha
Vikram ki dusri biwi Payal
Payal ki sunderta kajal se bhi jyada thi
Vikram payal ke sath hi jyada samay beetane laga
jis wajah se Kajal payal se jalne lagi
aur dheere dheere woh jalan
nafrat mein badal gayi
lekin payal ko bhi koi santan nahi hui
phir Amrita ne Vikram ki teesri shaadi karwa di
Vikram ki teesri biwi sheetal
aur aaj Vikram ke 9 bachche hain
5 bete aur chaar beti
Kajal ki do beti hain
aur do bete hain
wohin payal ka sirf ek beta hai
aur sheetal ke do bete aur do beti hain
Vikram Singh ki haveli
aaj poori haveli raushan thi
aaj Vikram Singh ke sabse chhote bete ki shaadi thi
shlok apni biwi ke saamne baitha
use dekh raha tha
Nisha ghughat mein thi
shlok ghabra Raha tha
shlok ne jaise hi Nisha ka ghughat uthaya
uska Dil zoro se dhadakne laga
usne toh bas Nisha ki photo dekhi thi
Nisha itni sunder dikh Rahi thi
ki shlok ne man hi man mein
bhagwan ko dhanyawad kaha
aur phir woh Nisha se baat karne laga
aur kuchh der baat karne ke baad
usne Nisha ke hath pe apna hath rakh diya
Nisha sharmane lagi thi
tabhi kisi ne gate knock kiya
shlok ne bura sa munh bana liya
Nisha muskurake reh gayi
shlok ne jaise hi gate khola
kisi ne uske sar pe vaar kiya
shlok neeche gid pada
uske sar se khoon nikalne laga
tabhi kuchh aadmi andar ghuse
aur Nisha ko dekhke hansne lage
Nisha buri tarah se ghabra gayi
ek ne Nisha ke sar ke baalo ko pakda aur
use ghaseet te hue le jaane laga
Nisha cheekhne lagi
aur ek ne shlok ke pair ko pakda
aur use kheenchke le jaane laga
Nisha cheekh Rahi thi
tabhi Nisha ne jo dekha
uski rooh kaanp gayi
kyunki hall mein 3 laashein pehle se padi Hui thi
uske teeno Jeth ki laashein
aur uski teeno jethani dahadein maarke ro Rahi thi
Vijay Singh aur uske bete Vikram Singh ko baandha hua tha
Vikram Singh buri tarah se cheekh raha tha
tabhi Nisha ne dekha ki uski dono nanad ke pati bhi mar chuke hain
uski dono nanad bhi dahadein maar maar ke ro Rahi thi
Vijay
hum nahi jaante ki tum kaun ho
lekin hum tumhare aage hath jodte hain
agar humse koi galti Hui hai
toh humein saza do
humare bachcho ko nahi
Vijay Singh ne jiski taraf dekhke yeh baat boli thi
woh zor zor se hansne laga
aur phir usne bola
pitaji main hoon ranvijay aapka beta
Vijay Singh aur baakiyon ke pairo tale zameen khisak gayi
Vijay Singh ko sab samajh aagaya
woh rone lage
Vikram
pitaji kaun hai yeh
ranvijay
woh kuchh nahi bolenge
main bolunga
main Inka woh beta hoon
jiski maa ke sath inhone khoob maze kiye
aur phir jab woh pet se hui
toh use maarne ka hukum de Diya
lekin un aadmiyon ne meri maa ko maara nahi
kyunki meri maa bahut sunder thi na
toh un sabne milke meri maa ka balatkar kiya
unhein laga ki meri maa mar gyi
lekin meri maa Mari nahi
aur bahut door chali gayi
aur phir meri maa ne mujhe sab bataya
20 saalo tak maine tayyari ki
aur aaj dekho Mera badla poora ho raha hai
kajal ke dono bete mar chuke the
dono damad bhi mar chuke the
Kajal rote hue
humari kya kasoor tha
humari kokh kyun ujaadi tumne
ranvijay
are are yeh toh galat hua
lekin tum chinta kyun karti ho bhabhi
main hoon na
main tumhein phirse maa banaunga
Vikram
badzaat
ranvijay
chhote bhai
gussa kyun hote ho
tumhein aur pitaji ko maarne ke baad
main tumhare Ghar ki sab aurto ko apni aurat samjhunga
ek ek ki kokh bharunga
Vikram
haramzade kutte hum tujhe Zinda nahi chhodenge
ranvijay ne apna hath aage badhaya
ek aadmi ne uske hath mein chaaku rakh diya
aur phir woh Vikram ke paas gaya
Amrita ne ranvijay ke pair pakad liye
Amrita
bhagwan ke liye humare bete ko chhod do
mat maaro
bhagwan ke liye rehem karo
ranvijay
chhoti maa main rehem nahi karta
aur phir ranvijay ne Vikram ke seene mein chaaku utaar diya
sabki cheekh nikal gayi
Vijay Singh ka kaleja fat Gaya
woh zor zor se rone lage
ranvijay
pitaji main toh Zinda hoon na
aap chinta kyun karte hain
tabhi ranvijay ki najar shlok pe padi
ranvijay
pitaji aapka aakhri pilla bacha hai
Nisha ki rooh kaanp gayi
Nisha shlok ke aage aagayi
aur zor zor se rone lagi
ranvijay
aakhir pille ko bhi khatam kar do
Nisha bahut cheekhi
lekin ranvijay ne uski ek na suni
tabhi sheetal ne ranvijay ke pair pakad liye
sheetal
mere bete ko mat maaro
mere bete ko mat maaro
bhagwan ke liye
tum Jo bologe main woh sab karungi
bhagwan ke liye rehem karo
main main main tumhari rakhel banke rahungi
zindagi bhar
tum Jo bologe main karungi
ranvijay
haan yeh hui na baat
ab ki tumne asli baat
chalo chhod de aakhri pille ko
Sheetal ne chain ki saans li
ranvijay
chalo phir apne kapde utaaro
yeh sunke sheetal buri tarah se ghabra gayi
lekin ek beta uska mar chuka tha
ab woh apne dusre bete ko nahi kho sakti thi
isi liye usne apne kapde utaarne shuru kiye
Vijay Singh
agar tumhari maa ne tumhein humse Jana hai
toh tum humari bahuo ko potiyo ko hath Tak nahi lagaoge
ranvijay ne yeh sunte hi shlok ko maarne ka hukum de Diya
aur phir shlok bhi maara gaya
sheetal zor zor se rone lagi
sheetal ne Vijay Singh ko dekha aur cheekhte hue boli
yeh aapne kya Kiya
yeh aapne kya Kiya
yeh aapne kya Kiya
ranvijay
chalo yahan se
aur phir ranvijay apne aadmiyo ko leke chala gaya
bahar Vijay Singh ke aadmiyo ki laashein padi Hui thi
Kajal ke dono bete mar chuke the
dono damad mar chuke the
sheetal ke dono bete mar chuke the
Nisha ka sab kuchh ujad gaya tha
Mumbai
India ke sabse bade business man
ke naye hotel ki grand opening thi
India ke bade bade log wahan maujood the
chief minister commissioner
bade bade business man
bade bade neta
Sab wahan the
Aakash Chaudhary
jiska woh hotel tha
woh dhyan de raha tha
ki kuchh gadbad na ho
party shuru ho chuki thi
unhi mein business man mein se ek apni wife ke sath baatein kar rahe the
phir
Anuj apni wife ko chhodke
sabse baatein karne mein lag gaya
wohi business ki baatein
lekin uski wife aparna ek aadmi ko badi der se dekh rahi thi
pata nahi kyun aparna
us aadmi ki taraf bahut jyada attract ho Rahi thi
wahan jitne bhi mard the unmein woh ek akayla tha
jo ek side mein baitha table pe sar rakhke so Raha tha
use koi interest hi nahi tha
itne bade bade logo se baatein karne mein
kaafi der tak aparna use dekhti rahi
dikhne mein woh ek 25 saal ka naujawan lag raha tha
aparna apne aapko rok nahi paayi
aur uske paas pahunch gayi
aparna
kya main yahan baith sakti hoon
us naujawan ne apna sar uthake aparna ki taraf dekha
aparna bhi kam khubsurat nahi thi
ek 30 saal ki bharpoor aur kaamuk aurat thi
English mein hot and sexy
woh bhi kuchh jyada
baith jaaiye
Aparna wohin baith gayi
aur yeh sochne lagi
ki kya baat kare
aparna ne English mein apne pati ka naam bataya
aur uski company ka naam bataya
jee mujhe English nahi aati
aap Hindi mein baat kar sakti hain
yeh sunke aparna thoda jhenp gayi
aparna
maafi chahti hoon
mujhe nahi pata tha
mera naam Arjun hai
Aparna
jee main aparna hoon
anuj singhania ki wife
Arjun
oh toh aap anuj ki wife hain
aparna chaunk gayi
ki Arjun uske pati ka naam aise le raha tha
jaise woh uske pati ko pehle se jaanta ho
Aparna
aap jaante hain mere pati ko
Arjuna
jee hum do teen baar mile hain
Aparna
waise aapka kaunsa business hai
Arjun
jee mera kaam hai
logo ki pareshani door karna
Aparna
matlab
Arjun
matlab yeh
ki agar aapko koi pareshani hai
aapko koi takleef de raha hai
toh aap mujhe kahiye main us pareshani ko jadd se khatam kar dunga
yeh sunke aparna soch mein padd gayi
Aparna
agar main kahu
ki mujhe ek pareshani hai toh
Arjun
bataiye main us pareshani ko khatam kar dunga
Aparna
aur badle mein kya lenge aap
Arjun
jee jyada kuchh nahi
bas apne hatho se khana banake khil dijiyega
yeh sunke aparna bahut jyada amazed reh gayi
usne Aaj kabhi kisi mard ko aisi baatein karte nahi dekha tha
Aparna
lekin mere pati toh kehte hain
ki main achcha khana nahi banati
Arjun
toh unse kahiye
ki khud bana liya kare
Aparna muskura di
tabhi anuj ke ek dost ki najar
aparna pe padi
usne jab Arjun ko dekha
toh buri tarah se pareshan ho gaya
what the fuck uske munh se yahi nikla
woh jaldi se anuj ke paas pahuncha
anuj kuchh logo se baat kar raha tha
tabh Rajiv uske paas pahuncha
aur use un sabse door leke aaya
Rajiv
anuj woh dekho
anuj ne jab dekha us taraf toh uski aankhein fati ki fati reh gayi
Anuj
yeh yeh uske paas kya kar raha hai
Rajiv
mujhe kya pata
Anuj bhaagte hue aparna ke paas pahuncha
Anuj
aparna main tumhein kabse dhund Raha hoon
aur tum yahan baithi ho
aparna
kuchh nahi main bas inse baat kar Rahi thi
Anuj
come
mujhe tumhein kisi se milwana hai
Aparna
maaf kijiyega
mujhe jaana hoga
Arjun
jee bilkul
aur phir anuj aur aparna chale gaye
Arjun muskura ke reh gaya
kuchh der baap party zoro shoro se. chal rahi thi
sab mehmaan khaana khaa rahe the
tabhi Arjun khada ho gaya
aur phir ek table ke paas pahuncha
kuchh log khana khaane mein masroof the
Arjun ne ek ka sar pakda
aur table pe de maara
sab buri tarah se ghabra Gaye
tabhi commissioner wahan aagaya
commisioner
Arjun yeh kya badtameezi hai
Arjun ne uski taraf dekhaa
aur phir Bina ruke us aadmi ka sar table pe maarta raha
jab Tak woh mar nahi gaya
kisi ne kuchh nahi kaha
ek ungli tak nahi uthayi
tabhi Akash Chaudhary wahan aagaya
Akash
Arjun yeh sab kya hai
Arjun
kuchh nahi ek pareshani thi
bas use hi khatam karne aaya tha
Akash
tumhein aaj ka hi samay Mila tha
yeh sab karne ke liye
kitne log yahan pe hain
un sabko kaun handle karega
Arjun
main
.aur phir Arjun table pe khada ho gaya
Arjun
aap sab meri baat dhyan se suniye
aur samajh lijiye
yeh baat yahin tak rehni chahiye
agar yeh baat yahan se bahar gayi
toh mujhe aap sabse problem hogi
aur agar mujhe problem Hui
toh main aap sabki maa chod dunga
un sab mehmaano mein
se kuchh mehmaan
news channel ke maalik bhi the
aur unmein se ek recording bhi kar raha tha
woh bhi apni wife ke sath hi aaya tha
Arjun uske paas pahuncha
Arjun
abhi toh maine kaha
ki yeh baat bahar nahi jaani chahiye
aur aap hain ki recording kar rahe hain
so what
main ek journalist hoon
mera kaam hai Desh ke logo tak sach pahunchana
Arjun
recording delete kar do
nahi karu toh
Arjun hansne laga
tabhi aakash ko beech bachaw karna pada
Akash
c'mon Mr bansal
delete the fucking recording
Mr bansal ko recording delete karni padi
aur phir saare guest chale gaye
Arjun wohin baitha raha
sabke jaane ke baad
Aakash uske paas aaya
aakash
tum samajhte kyu nahi ho Arjun
ab samay badal Raha hai
tumhara agar yahi attitude raha
toh pata nahi kya hoga
Arjun
pata nahi tumhari kitni pareshani khatam ki hain maine
jis wajah se tum aaj is jagah baithe
mujhe Gyan chod rahe ho
Aakash chup raha
tabhi Aakash ka phone Baja
aur usne Turan ek staff ko bola
tv on karke news chalane ko
news mein wohi dikhaya Jaa Raha tha
jo Arjun aaj kiya tha
poore desh mein khalbali mach gayi thi
jahan bade bade minister's bade bade business man the
wahan din dahade kisi ne ek bahut bade industrialist ko maar Diya tha
Aakash
madarchod bansal
Arjun
kyun pareshan ho raha hai
main sab sambhal lunga
aakash achchi tarah samajh Raha tha
ki sambhalne ka matlab kya hua
raat mein Mr bansal apne room mein apni wife ke sath soye hue the
tabhi Mr bansal ki cheekh nikal gayi...
Vijay Singh ke ghar mein ek ladki kaam karti thi
dikhne mein woh aisi thi
jaisi swarg se utri hui koi apsara ho
Vijay Singh jawani se hi rangeen tha
uske andar itni hawas thi
ki agar woh kisi ladki ko paana chahta toh use paa ke rehta
state ka sabse bada aadmi tha woh
dada pardada Raja the
aur aaj bhi rajye mein unka sikka chalta tha
lekin Vijay Singh kabhi kisi ke sath zabardasti nahi karta tha
Vijay Singh ne us ladki ko ek din keh diya ki woh use bahut achchi lagti thi
us ladki ko Aisa laga ki uski jindagi ab badalne waali hai
use laga ki Vijay Singh usse shaadi karega
lekin Vijay ne use khoob choda
har Roz jab bhi uska man karta
woh use chodta
ek mahine baad us ladki ne bola
ki woh pregnant hai
aur phir agle din woh ladki gayab ho gayi
phir Vijay Singh ki shaadi ho gayi
Amrita se
Amrita bhi bahut sunder thi
Vijay aur Amrita ki ek hi santan hui
Vikram Singh
Vikram Singh ho gayi
Kajal se
lekin Kajal ko koi santan nahi hui
Amrita ne apne bete Vikram ki dusri shaadi karwa di
Kajal bahut royi
lekin Amrita ke aage koi kuchh nahi bol sakta tha
Amrita ne jo keh diya woh Vijay Singh ko bhi Maan na padta tha
Vikram ki dusri biwi Payal
Payal ki sunderta kajal se bhi jyada thi
Vikram payal ke sath hi jyada samay beetane laga
jis wajah se Kajal payal se jalne lagi
aur dheere dheere woh jalan
nafrat mein badal gayi
lekin payal ko bhi koi santan nahi hui
phir Amrita ne Vikram ki teesri shaadi karwa di
Vikram ki teesri biwi sheetal
aur aaj Vikram ke 9 bachche hain
5 bete aur chaar beti
Kajal ki do beti hain
aur do bete hain
wohin payal ka sirf ek beta hai
aur sheetal ke do bete aur do beti hain
Vikram Singh ki haveli
aaj poori haveli raushan thi
aaj Vikram Singh ke sabse chhote bete ki shaadi thi
shlok apni biwi ke saamne baitha
use dekh raha tha
Nisha ghughat mein thi
shlok ghabra Raha tha
shlok ne jaise hi Nisha ka ghughat uthaya
uska Dil zoro se dhadakne laga
usne toh bas Nisha ki photo dekhi thi
Nisha itni sunder dikh Rahi thi
ki shlok ne man hi man mein
bhagwan ko dhanyawad kaha
aur phir woh Nisha se baat karne laga
aur kuchh der baat karne ke baad
usne Nisha ke hath pe apna hath rakh diya
Nisha sharmane lagi thi
tabhi kisi ne gate knock kiya
shlok ne bura sa munh bana liya
Nisha muskurake reh gayi
shlok ne jaise hi gate khola
kisi ne uske sar pe vaar kiya
shlok neeche gid pada
uske sar se khoon nikalne laga
tabhi kuchh aadmi andar ghuse
aur Nisha ko dekhke hansne lage
Nisha buri tarah se ghabra gayi
ek ne Nisha ke sar ke baalo ko pakda aur
use ghaseet te hue le jaane laga
Nisha cheekhne lagi
aur ek ne shlok ke pair ko pakda
aur use kheenchke le jaane laga
Nisha cheekh Rahi thi
tabhi Nisha ne jo dekha
uski rooh kaanp gayi
kyunki hall mein 3 laashein pehle se padi Hui thi
uske teeno Jeth ki laashein
aur uski teeno jethani dahadein maarke ro Rahi thi
Vijay Singh aur uske bete Vikram Singh ko baandha hua tha
Vikram Singh buri tarah se cheekh raha tha
tabhi Nisha ne dekha ki uski dono nanad ke pati bhi mar chuke hain
uski dono nanad bhi dahadein maar maar ke ro Rahi thi
Vijay
hum nahi jaante ki tum kaun ho
lekin hum tumhare aage hath jodte hain
agar humse koi galti Hui hai
toh humein saza do
humare bachcho ko nahi
Vijay Singh ne jiski taraf dekhke yeh baat boli thi
woh zor zor se hansne laga
aur phir usne bola
pitaji main hoon ranvijay aapka beta
Vijay Singh aur baakiyon ke pairo tale zameen khisak gayi
Vijay Singh ko sab samajh aagaya
woh rone lage
Vikram
pitaji kaun hai yeh
ranvijay
woh kuchh nahi bolenge
main bolunga
main Inka woh beta hoon
jiski maa ke sath inhone khoob maze kiye
aur phir jab woh pet se hui
toh use maarne ka hukum de Diya
lekin un aadmiyon ne meri maa ko maara nahi
kyunki meri maa bahut sunder thi na
toh un sabne milke meri maa ka balatkar kiya
unhein laga ki meri maa mar gyi
lekin meri maa Mari nahi
aur bahut door chali gayi
aur phir meri maa ne mujhe sab bataya
20 saalo tak maine tayyari ki
aur aaj dekho Mera badla poora ho raha hai
kajal ke dono bete mar chuke the
dono damad bhi mar chuke the
Kajal rote hue
humari kya kasoor tha
humari kokh kyun ujaadi tumne
ranvijay
are are yeh toh galat hua
lekin tum chinta kyun karti ho bhabhi
main hoon na
main tumhein phirse maa banaunga
Vikram
badzaat
ranvijay
chhote bhai
gussa kyun hote ho
tumhein aur pitaji ko maarne ke baad
main tumhare Ghar ki sab aurto ko apni aurat samjhunga
ek ek ki kokh bharunga
Vikram
haramzade kutte hum tujhe Zinda nahi chhodenge
ranvijay ne apna hath aage badhaya
ek aadmi ne uske hath mein chaaku rakh diya
aur phir woh Vikram ke paas gaya
Amrita ne ranvijay ke pair pakad liye
Amrita
bhagwan ke liye humare bete ko chhod do
mat maaro
bhagwan ke liye rehem karo
ranvijay
chhoti maa main rehem nahi karta
aur phir ranvijay ne Vikram ke seene mein chaaku utaar diya
sabki cheekh nikal gayi
Vijay Singh ka kaleja fat Gaya
woh zor zor se rone lage
ranvijay
pitaji main toh Zinda hoon na
aap chinta kyun karte hain
tabhi ranvijay ki najar shlok pe padi
ranvijay
pitaji aapka aakhri pilla bacha hai
Nisha ki rooh kaanp gayi
Nisha shlok ke aage aagayi
aur zor zor se rone lagi
ranvijay
aakhir pille ko bhi khatam kar do
Nisha bahut cheekhi
lekin ranvijay ne uski ek na suni
tabhi sheetal ne ranvijay ke pair pakad liye
sheetal
mere bete ko mat maaro
mere bete ko mat maaro
bhagwan ke liye
tum Jo bologe main woh sab karungi
bhagwan ke liye rehem karo
main main main tumhari rakhel banke rahungi
zindagi bhar
tum Jo bologe main karungi
ranvijay
haan yeh hui na baat
ab ki tumne asli baat
chalo chhod de aakhri pille ko
Sheetal ne chain ki saans li
ranvijay
chalo phir apne kapde utaaro
yeh sunke sheetal buri tarah se ghabra gayi
lekin ek beta uska mar chuka tha
ab woh apne dusre bete ko nahi kho sakti thi
isi liye usne apne kapde utaarne shuru kiye
Vijay Singh
agar tumhari maa ne tumhein humse Jana hai
toh tum humari bahuo ko potiyo ko hath Tak nahi lagaoge
ranvijay ne yeh sunte hi shlok ko maarne ka hukum de Diya
aur phir shlok bhi maara gaya
sheetal zor zor se rone lagi
sheetal ne Vijay Singh ko dekha aur cheekhte hue boli
yeh aapne kya Kiya
yeh aapne kya Kiya
yeh aapne kya Kiya
ranvijay
chalo yahan se
aur phir ranvijay apne aadmiyo ko leke chala gaya
bahar Vijay Singh ke aadmiyo ki laashein padi Hui thi
Kajal ke dono bete mar chuke the
dono damad mar chuke the
sheetal ke dono bete mar chuke the
Nisha ka sab kuchh ujad gaya tha
Mumbai
India ke sabse bade business man
ke naye hotel ki grand opening thi
India ke bade bade log wahan maujood the
chief minister commissioner
bade bade business man
bade bade neta
Sab wahan the
Aakash Chaudhary
jiska woh hotel tha
woh dhyan de raha tha
ki kuchh gadbad na ho
party shuru ho chuki thi
unhi mein business man mein se ek apni wife ke sath baatein kar rahe the
phir
Anuj apni wife ko chhodke
sabse baatein karne mein lag gaya
wohi business ki baatein
lekin uski wife aparna ek aadmi ko badi der se dekh rahi thi
pata nahi kyun aparna
us aadmi ki taraf bahut jyada attract ho Rahi thi
wahan jitne bhi mard the unmein woh ek akayla tha
jo ek side mein baitha table pe sar rakhke so Raha tha
use koi interest hi nahi tha
itne bade bade logo se baatein karne mein
kaafi der tak aparna use dekhti rahi
dikhne mein woh ek 25 saal ka naujawan lag raha tha
aparna apne aapko rok nahi paayi
aur uske paas pahunch gayi
aparna
kya main yahan baith sakti hoon
us naujawan ne apna sar uthake aparna ki taraf dekha
aparna bhi kam khubsurat nahi thi
ek 30 saal ki bharpoor aur kaamuk aurat thi
English mein hot and sexy
woh bhi kuchh jyada
baith jaaiye
Aparna wohin baith gayi
aur yeh sochne lagi
ki kya baat kare
aparna ne English mein apne pati ka naam bataya
aur uski company ka naam bataya
jee mujhe English nahi aati
aap Hindi mein baat kar sakti hain
yeh sunke aparna thoda jhenp gayi
aparna
maafi chahti hoon
mujhe nahi pata tha
mera naam Arjun hai
Aparna
jee main aparna hoon
anuj singhania ki wife
Arjun
oh toh aap anuj ki wife hain
aparna chaunk gayi
ki Arjun uske pati ka naam aise le raha tha
jaise woh uske pati ko pehle se jaanta ho
Aparna
aap jaante hain mere pati ko
Arjuna
jee hum do teen baar mile hain
Aparna
waise aapka kaunsa business hai
Arjun
jee mera kaam hai
logo ki pareshani door karna
Aparna
matlab
Arjun
matlab yeh
ki agar aapko koi pareshani hai
aapko koi takleef de raha hai
toh aap mujhe kahiye main us pareshani ko jadd se khatam kar dunga
yeh sunke aparna soch mein padd gayi
Aparna
agar main kahu
ki mujhe ek pareshani hai toh
Arjun
bataiye main us pareshani ko khatam kar dunga
Aparna
aur badle mein kya lenge aap
Arjun
jee jyada kuchh nahi
bas apne hatho se khana banake khil dijiyega
yeh sunke aparna bahut jyada amazed reh gayi
usne Aaj kabhi kisi mard ko aisi baatein karte nahi dekha tha
Aparna
lekin mere pati toh kehte hain
ki main achcha khana nahi banati
Arjun
toh unse kahiye
ki khud bana liya kare
Aparna muskura di
tabhi anuj ke ek dost ki najar
aparna pe padi
usne jab Arjun ko dekha
toh buri tarah se pareshan ho gaya
what the fuck uske munh se yahi nikla
woh jaldi se anuj ke paas pahuncha
anuj kuchh logo se baat kar raha tha
tabh Rajiv uske paas pahuncha
aur use un sabse door leke aaya
Rajiv
anuj woh dekho
anuj ne jab dekha us taraf toh uski aankhein fati ki fati reh gayi
Anuj
yeh yeh uske paas kya kar raha hai
Rajiv
mujhe kya pata
Anuj bhaagte hue aparna ke paas pahuncha
Anuj
aparna main tumhein kabse dhund Raha hoon
aur tum yahan baithi ho
aparna
kuchh nahi main bas inse baat kar Rahi thi
Anuj
come
mujhe tumhein kisi se milwana hai
Aparna
maaf kijiyega
mujhe jaana hoga
Arjun
jee bilkul
aur phir anuj aur aparna chale gaye
Arjun muskura ke reh gaya
kuchh der baap party zoro shoro se. chal rahi thi
sab mehmaan khaana khaa rahe the
tabhi Arjun khada ho gaya
aur phir ek table ke paas pahuncha
kuchh log khana khaane mein masroof the
Arjun ne ek ka sar pakda
aur table pe de maara
sab buri tarah se ghabra Gaye
tabhi commissioner wahan aagaya
commisioner
Arjun yeh kya badtameezi hai
Arjun ne uski taraf dekhaa
aur phir Bina ruke us aadmi ka sar table pe maarta raha
jab Tak woh mar nahi gaya
kisi ne kuchh nahi kaha
ek ungli tak nahi uthayi
tabhi Akash Chaudhary wahan aagaya
Akash
Arjun yeh sab kya hai
Arjun
kuchh nahi ek pareshani thi
bas use hi khatam karne aaya tha
Akash
tumhein aaj ka hi samay Mila tha
yeh sab karne ke liye
kitne log yahan pe hain
un sabko kaun handle karega
Arjun
main
.aur phir Arjun table pe khada ho gaya
Arjun
aap sab meri baat dhyan se suniye
aur samajh lijiye
yeh baat yahin tak rehni chahiye
agar yeh baat yahan se bahar gayi
toh mujhe aap sabse problem hogi
aur agar mujhe problem Hui
toh main aap sabki maa chod dunga
un sab mehmaano mein
se kuchh mehmaan
news channel ke maalik bhi the
aur unmein se ek recording bhi kar raha tha
woh bhi apni wife ke sath hi aaya tha
Arjun uske paas pahuncha
Arjun
abhi toh maine kaha
ki yeh baat bahar nahi jaani chahiye
aur aap hain ki recording kar rahe hain
so what
main ek journalist hoon
mera kaam hai Desh ke logo tak sach pahunchana
Arjun
recording delete kar do
nahi karu toh
Arjun hansne laga
tabhi aakash ko beech bachaw karna pada
Akash
c'mon Mr bansal
delete the fucking recording
Mr bansal ko recording delete karni padi
aur phir saare guest chale gaye
Arjun wohin baitha raha
sabke jaane ke baad
Aakash uske paas aaya
aakash
tum samajhte kyu nahi ho Arjun
ab samay badal Raha hai
tumhara agar yahi attitude raha
toh pata nahi kya hoga
Arjun
pata nahi tumhari kitni pareshani khatam ki hain maine
jis wajah se tum aaj is jagah baithe
mujhe Gyan chod rahe ho
Aakash chup raha
tabhi Aakash ka phone Baja
aur usne Turan ek staff ko bola
tv on karke news chalane ko
news mein wohi dikhaya Jaa Raha tha
jo Arjun aaj kiya tha
poore desh mein khalbali mach gayi thi
jahan bade bade minister's bade bade business man the
wahan din dahade kisi ne ek bahut bade industrialist ko maar Diya tha
Aakash
madarchod bansal
Arjun
kyun pareshan ho raha hai
main sab sambhal lunga
aakash achchi tarah samajh Raha tha
ki sambhalne ka matlab kya hua
raat mein Mr bansal apne room mein apni wife ke sath soye hue the
tabhi Mr bansal ki cheekh nikal gayi...
For starting new story thread.....Excellent updateUPDATE 1
Vijay Singh ke ghar mein ek ladki kaam karti thi
dikhne mein woh aisi thi
jaisi swarg se utri hui koi apsara ho
Vijay Singh jawani se hi rangeen tha
uske andar itni hawas thi
ki agar woh kisi ladki ko paana chahta toh use paa ke rehta
state ka sabse bada aadmi tha woh
dada pardada Raja the
aur aaj bhi rajye mein unka sikka chalta tha
lekin Vijay Singh kabhi kisi ke sath zabardasti nahi karta tha
Vijay Singh ne us ladki ko ek din keh diya ki woh use bahut achchi lagti thi
us ladki ko Aisa laga ki uski jindagi ab badalne waali hai
use laga ki Vijay Singh usse shaadi karega
lekin Vijay ne use khoob choda
har Roz jab bhi uska man karta
woh use chodta
ek mahine baad us ladki ne bola
ki woh pregnant hai
aur phir agle din woh ladki gayab ho gayi
phir Vijay Singh ki shaadi ho gayi
Amrita se
Amrita bhi bahut sunder thi
Vijay aur Amrita ki ek hi santan hui
Vikram Singh
Vikram Singh ho gayi
Kajal se
lekin Kajal ko koi santan nahi hui
Amrita ne apne bete Vikram ki dusri shaadi karwa di
Kajal bahut royi
lekin Amrita ke aage koi kuchh nahi bol sakta tha
Amrita ne jo keh diya woh Vijay Singh ko bhi Maan na padta tha
Vikram ki dusri biwi Payal
Payal ki sunderta kajal se bhi jyada thi
Vikram payal ke sath hi jyada samay beetane laga
jis wajah se Kajal payal se jalne lagi
aur dheere dheere woh jalan
nafrat mein badal gayi
lekin payal ko bhi koi santan nahi hui
phir Amrita ne Vikram ki teesri shaadi karwa di
Vikram ki teesri biwi sheetal
aur aaj Vikram ke 9 bachche hain
5 bete aur chaar beti
Kajal ki do beti hain
aur do bete hain
wohin payal ka sirf ek beta hai
aur sheetal ke do bete aur do beti hain
Vikram Singh ki haveli
aaj poori haveli raushan thi
aaj Vikram Singh ke sabse chhote bete ki shaadi thi
shlok apni biwi ke saamne baitha
use dekh raha tha
Nisha ghughat mein thi
shlok ghabra Raha tha
shlok ne jaise hi Nisha ka ghughat uthaya
uska Dil zoro se dhadakne laga
usne toh bas Nisha ki photo dekhi thi
Nisha itni sunder dikh Rahi thi
ki shlok ne man hi man mein
bhagwan ko dhanyawad kaha
aur phir woh Nisha se baat karne laga
aur kuchh der baat karne ke baad
usne Nisha ke hath pe apna hath rakh diya
Nisha sharmane lagi thi
tabhi kisi ne gate knock kiya
shlok ne bura sa munh bana liya
Nisha muskurake reh gayi
shlok ne jaise hi gate khola
kisi ne uske sar pe vaar kiya
shlok neeche gid pada
uske sar se khoon nikalne laga
tabhi kuchh aadmi andar ghuse
aur Nisha ko dekhke hansne lage
Nisha buri tarah se ghabra gayi
ek ne Nisha ke sar ke baalo ko pakda aur
use ghaseet te hue le jaane laga
Nisha cheekhne lagi
aur ek ne shlok ke pair ko pakda
aur use kheenchke le jaane laga
Nisha cheekh Rahi thi
tabhi Nisha ne jo dekha
uski rooh kaanp gayi
kyunki hall mein 3 laashein pehle se padi Hui thi
uske teeno Jeth ki laashein
aur uski teeno jethani dahadein maarke ro Rahi thi
Vijay Singh aur uske bete Vikram Singh ko baandha hua tha
Vikram Singh buri tarah se cheekh raha tha
tabhi Nisha ne dekha ki uski dono nanad ke pati bhi mar chuke hain
uski dono nanad bhi dahadein maar maar ke ro Rahi thi
Vijay
hum nahi jaante ki tum kaun ho
lekin hum tumhare aage hath jodte hain
agar humse koi galti Hui hai
toh humein saza do
humare bachcho ko nahi
Vijay Singh ne jiski taraf dekhke yeh baat boli thi
woh zor zor se hansne laga
aur phir usne bola
pitaji main hoon ranvijay aapka beta
Vijay Singh aur baakiyon ke pairo tale zameen khisak gayi
Vijay Singh ko sab samajh aagaya
woh rone lage
Vikram
pitaji kaun hai yeh
ranvijay
woh kuchh nahi bolenge
main bolunga
main Inka woh beta hoon
jiski maa ke sath inhone khoob maze kiye
aur phir jab woh pet se hui
toh use maarne ka hukum de Diya
lekin un aadmiyon ne meri maa ko maara nahi
kyunki meri maa bahut sunder thi na
toh un sabne milke meri maa ka balatkar kiya
unhein laga ki meri maa mar gyi
lekin meri maa Mari nahi
aur bahut door chali gayi
aur phir meri maa ne mujhe sab bataya
20 saalo tak maine tayyari ki
aur aaj dekho Mera badla poora ho raha hai
kajal ke dono bete mar chuke the
dono damad bhi mar chuke the
Kajal rote hue
humari kya kasoor tha
humari kokh kyun ujaadi tumne
ranvijay
are are yeh toh galat hua
lekin tum chinta kyun karti ho bhabhi
main hoon na
main tumhein phirse maa banaunga
Vikram
badzaat
ranvijay
chhote bhai
gussa kyun hote ho
tumhein aur pitaji ko maarne ke baad
main tumhare Ghar ki sab aurto ko apni aurat samjhunga
ek ek ki kokh bharunga
Vikram
haramzade kutte hum tujhe Zinda nahi chhodenge
ranvijay ne apna hath aage badhaya
ek aadmi ne uske hath mein chaaku rakh diya
aur phir woh Vikram ke paas gaya
Amrita ne ranvijay ke pair pakad liye
Amrita
bhagwan ke liye humare bete ko chhod do
mat maaro
bhagwan ke liye rehem karo
ranvijay
chhoti maa main rehem nahi karta
aur phir ranvijay ne Vikram ke seene mein chaaku utaar diya
sabki cheekh nikal gayi
Vijay Singh ka kaleja fat Gaya
woh zor zor se rone lage
ranvijay
pitaji main toh Zinda hoon na
aap chinta kyun karte hain
tabhi ranvijay ki najar shlok pe padi
ranvijay
pitaji aapka aakhri pilla bacha hai
Nisha ki rooh kaanp gayi
Nisha shlok ke aage aagayi
aur zor zor se rone lagi
ranvijay
aakhir pille ko bhi khatam kar do
Nisha bahut cheekhi
lekin ranvijay ne uski ek na suni
tabhi sheetal ne ranvijay ke pair pakad liye
sheetal
mere bete ko mat maaro
mere bete ko mat maaro
bhagwan ke liye
tum Jo bologe main woh sab karungi
bhagwan ke liye rehem karo
main main main tumhari rakhel banke rahungi
zindagi bhar
tum Jo bologe main karungi
ranvijay
haan yeh hui na baat
ab ki tumne asli baat
chalo chhod de aakhri pille ko
Sheetal ne chain ki saans li
ranvijay
chalo phir apne kapde utaaro
yeh sunke sheetal buri tarah se ghabra gayi
lekin ek beta uska mar chuka tha
ab woh apne dusre bete ko nahi kho sakti thi
isi liye usne apne kapde utaarne shuru kiye
Vijay Singh
agar tumhari maa ne tumhein humse Jana hai
toh tum humari bahuo ko potiyo ko hath Tak nahi lagaoge
ranvijay ne yeh sunte hi shlok ko maarne ka hukum de Diya
aur phir shlok bhi maara gaya
sheetal zor zor se rone lagi
sheetal ne Vijay Singh ko dekha aur cheekhte hue boli
yeh aapne kya Kiya
yeh aapne kya Kiya
yeh aapne kya Kiya
ranvijay
chalo yahan se
aur phir ranvijay apne aadmiyo ko leke chala gaya
bahar Vijay Singh ke aadmiyo ki laashein padi Hui thi
Kajal ke dono bete mar chuke the
dono damad mar chuke the
sheetal ke dono bete mar chuke the
Nisha ka sab kuchh ujad gaya tha
Mumbai
India ke sabse bade business man
ke naye hotel ki grand opening thi
India ke bade bade log wahan maujood the
chief minister commissioner
bade bade business man
bade bade neta
Sab wahan the
Aakash Chaudhary
jiska woh hotel tha
woh dhyan de raha tha
ki kuchh gadbad na ho
party shuru ho chuki thi
unhi mein business man mein se ek apni wife ke sath baatein kar rahe the
phir
Anuj apni wife ko chhodke
sabse baatein karne mein lag gaya
wohi business ki baatein
lekin uski wife aparna ek aadmi ko badi der se dekh rahi thi
pata nahi kyun aparna
us aadmi ki taraf bahut jyada attract ho Rahi thi
wahan jitne bhi mard the unmein woh ek akayla tha
jo ek side mein baitha table pe sar rakhke so Raha tha
use koi interest hi nahi tha
itne bade bade logo se baatein karne mein
kaafi der tak aparna use dekhti rahi
dikhne mein woh ek 25 saal ka naujawan lag raha tha
aparna apne aapko rok nahi paayi
aur uske paas pahunch gayi
aparna
kya main yahan baith sakti hoon
us naujawan ne apna sar uthake aparna ki taraf dekha
aparna bhi kam khubsurat nahi thi
ek 30 saal ki bharpoor aur kaamuk aurat thi
English mein hot and sexy
woh bhi kuchh jyada
baith jaaiye
Aparna wohin baith gayi
aur yeh sochne lagi
ki kya baat kare
aparna ne English mein apne pati ka naam bataya
aur uski company ka naam bataya
jee mujhe English nahi aati
aap Hindi mein baat kar sakti hain
yeh sunke aparna thoda jhenp gayi
aparna
maafi chahti hoon
mujhe nahi pata tha
mera naam Arjun hai
Aparna
jee main aparna hoon
anuj singhania ki wife
Arjun
oh toh aap anuj ki wife hain
aparna chaunk gayi
ki Arjun uske pati ka naam aise le raha tha
jaise woh uske pati ko pehle se jaanta ho
Aparna
aap jaante hain mere pati ko
Arjuna
jee hum do teen baar mile hain
Aparna
waise aapka kaunsa business hai
Arjun
jee mera kaam hai
logo ki pareshani door karna
Aparna
matlab
Arjun
matlab yeh
ki agar aapko koi pareshani hai
aapko koi takleef de raha hai
toh aap mujhe kahiye main us pareshani ko jadd se khatam kar dunga
yeh sunke aparna soch mein padd gayi
Aparna
agar main kahu
ki mujhe ek pareshani hai toh
Arjun
bataiye main us pareshani ko khatam kar dunga
Aparna
aur badle mein kya lenge aap
Arjun
jee jyada kuchh nahi
bas apne hatho se khana banake khil dijiyega
yeh sunke aparna bahut jyada amazed reh gayi
usne Aaj kabhi kisi mard ko aisi baatein karte nahi dekha tha
Aparna
lekin mere pati toh kehte hain
ki main achcha khana nahi banati
Arjun
toh unse kahiye
ki khud bana liya kare
Aparna muskura di
tabhi anuj ke ek dost ki najar
aparna pe padi
usne jab Arjun ko dekha
toh buri tarah se pareshan ho gaya
what the fuck uske munh se yahi nikla
woh jaldi se anuj ke paas pahuncha
anuj kuchh logo se baat kar raha tha
tabh Rajiv uske paas pahuncha
aur use un sabse door leke aaya
Rajiv
anuj woh dekho
anuj ne jab dekha us taraf toh uski aankhein fati ki fati reh gayi
Anuj
yeh yeh uske paas kya kar raha hai
Rajiv
mujhe kya pata
Anuj bhaagte hue aparna ke paas pahuncha
Anuj
aparna main tumhein kabse dhund Raha hoon
aur tum yahan baithi ho
aparna
kuchh nahi main bas inse baat kar Rahi thi
Anuj
come
mujhe tumhein kisi se milwana hai
Aparna
maaf kijiyega
mujhe jaana hoga
Arjun
jee bilkul
aur phir anuj aur aparna chale gaye
Arjun muskura ke reh gaya
kuchh der baap party zoro shoro se. chal rahi thi
sab mehmaan khaana khaa rahe the
tabhi Arjun khada ho gaya
aur phir ek table ke paas pahuncha
kuchh log khana khaane mein masroof the
Arjun ne ek ka sar pakda
aur table pe de maara
sab buri tarah se ghabra Gaye
tabhi commissioner wahan aagaya
commisioner
Arjun yeh kya badtameezi hai
Arjun ne uski taraf dekhaa
aur phir Bina ruke us aadmi ka sar table pe maarta raha
jab Tak woh mar nahi gaya
kisi ne kuchh nahi kaha
ek ungli tak nahi uthayi
tabhi Akash Chaudhary wahan aagaya
Akash
Arjun yeh sab kya hai
Arjun
kuchh nahi ek pareshani thi
bas use hi khatam karne aaya tha
Akash
tumhein aaj ka hi samay Mila tha
yeh sab karne ke liye
kitne log yahan pe hain
un sabko kaun handle karega
Arjun
main
.aur phir Arjun table pe khada ho gaya
Arjun
aap sab meri baat dhyan se suniye
aur samajh lijiye
yeh baat yahin tak rehni chahiye
agar yeh baat yahan se bahar gayi
toh mujhe aap sabse problem hogi
aur agar mujhe problem Hui
toh main aap sabki maa chod dunga
un sab mehmaano mein
se kuchh mehmaan
news channel ke maalik bhi the
aur unmein se ek recording bhi kar raha tha
woh bhi apni wife ke sath hi aaya tha
Arjun uske paas pahuncha
Arjun
abhi toh maine kaha
ki yeh baat bahar nahi jaani chahiye
aur aap hain ki recording kar rahe hain
so what
main ek journalist hoon
mera kaam hai Desh ke logo tak sach pahunchana
Arjun
recording delete kar do
nahi karu toh
Arjun hansne laga
tabhi aakash ko beech bachaw karna pada
Akash
c'mon Mr bansal
delete the fucking recording
Mr bansal ko recording delete karni padi
aur phir saare guest chale gaye
Arjun wohin baitha raha
sabke jaane ke baad
Aakash uske paas aaya
aakash
tum samajhte kyu nahi ho Arjun
ab samay badal Raha hai
tumhara agar yahi attitude raha
toh pata nahi kya hoga
Arjun
pata nahi tumhari kitni pareshani khatam ki hain maine
jis wajah se tum aaj is jagah baithe
mujhe Gyan chod rahe ho
Aakash chup raha
tabhi Aakash ka phone Baja
aur usne Turan ek staff ko bola
tv on karke news chalane ko
news mein wohi dikhaya Jaa Raha tha
jo Arjun aaj kiya tha
poore desh mein khalbali mach gayi thi
jahan bade bade minister's bade bade business man the
wahan din dahade kisi ne ek bahut bade industrialist ko maar Diya tha
Aakash
madarchod bansal
Arjun
kyun pareshan ho raha hai
main sab sambhal lunga
aakash achchi tarah samajh Raha tha
ki sambhalne ka matlab kya hua
raat mein Mr bansal apne room mein apni wife ke sath soye hue the
tabhi Mr bansal ki cheekh nikal gayi...
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Good to see you back,UPDATE 1
Vijay Singh ke ghar mein ek ladki kaam karti thi
dikhne mein woh aisi thi
jaisi swarg se utri hui koi apsara ho
Vijay Singh jawani se hi rangeen tha
uske andar itni hawas thi
ki agar woh kisi ladki ko paana chahta toh use paa ke rehta
state ka sabse bada aadmi tha woh
dada pardada Raja the
aur aaj bhi rajye mein unka sikka chalta tha
lekin Vijay Singh kabhi kisi ke sath zabardasti nahi karta tha
Vijay Singh ne us ladki ko ek din keh diya ki woh use bahut achchi lagti thi
us ladki ko Aisa laga ki uski jindagi ab badalne waali hai
use laga ki Vijay Singh usse shaadi karega
lekin Vijay ne use khoob choda
har Roz jab bhi uska man karta
woh use chodta
ek mahine baad us ladki ne bola
ki woh pregnant hai
aur phir agle din woh ladki gayab ho gayi
phir Vijay Singh ki shaadi ho gayi
Amrita se
Amrita bhi bahut sunder thi
Vijay aur Amrita ki ek hi santan hui
Vikram Singh
Vikram Singh ho gayi
Kajal se
lekin Kajal ko koi santan nahi hui
Amrita ne apne bete Vikram ki dusri shaadi karwa di
Kajal bahut royi
lekin Amrita ke aage koi kuchh nahi bol sakta tha
Amrita ne jo keh diya woh Vijay Singh ko bhi Maan na padta tha
Vikram ki dusri biwi Payal
Payal ki sunderta kajal se bhi jyada thi
Vikram payal ke sath hi jyada samay beetane laga
jis wajah se Kajal payal se jalne lagi
aur dheere dheere woh jalan
nafrat mein badal gayi
lekin payal ko bhi koi santan nahi hui
phir Amrita ne Vikram ki teesri shaadi karwa di
Vikram ki teesri biwi sheetal
aur aaj Vikram ke 9 bachche hain
5 bete aur chaar beti
Kajal ki do beti hain
aur do bete hain
wohin payal ka sirf ek beta hai
aur sheetal ke do bete aur do beti hain
Vikram Singh ki haveli
aaj poori haveli raushan thi
aaj Vikram Singh ke sabse chhote bete ki shaadi thi
shlok apni biwi ke saamne baitha
use dekh raha tha
Nisha ghughat mein thi
shlok ghabra Raha tha
shlok ne jaise hi Nisha ka ghughat uthaya
uska Dil zoro se dhadakne laga
usne toh bas Nisha ki photo dekhi thi
Nisha itni sunder dikh Rahi thi
ki shlok ne man hi man mein
bhagwan ko dhanyawad kaha
aur phir woh Nisha se baat karne laga
aur kuchh der baat karne ke baad
usne Nisha ke hath pe apna hath rakh diya
Nisha sharmane lagi thi
tabhi kisi ne gate knock kiya
shlok ne bura sa munh bana liya
Nisha muskurake reh gayi
shlok ne jaise hi gate khola
kisi ne uske sar pe vaar kiya
shlok neeche gid pada
uske sar se khoon nikalne laga
tabhi kuchh aadmi andar ghuse
aur Nisha ko dekhke hansne lage
Nisha buri tarah se ghabra gayi
ek ne Nisha ke sar ke baalo ko pakda aur
use ghaseet te hue le jaane laga
Nisha cheekhne lagi
aur ek ne shlok ke pair ko pakda
aur use kheenchke le jaane laga
Nisha cheekh Rahi thi
tabhi Nisha ne jo dekha
uski rooh kaanp gayi
kyunki hall mein 3 laashein pehle se padi Hui thi
uske teeno Jeth ki laashein
aur uski teeno jethani dahadein maarke ro Rahi thi
Vijay Singh aur uske bete Vikram Singh ko baandha hua tha
Vikram Singh buri tarah se cheekh raha tha
tabhi Nisha ne dekha ki uski dono nanad ke pati bhi mar chuke hain
uski dono nanad bhi dahadein maar maar ke ro Rahi thi
Vijay
hum nahi jaante ki tum kaun ho
lekin hum tumhare aage hath jodte hain
agar humse koi galti Hui hai
toh humein saza do
humare bachcho ko nahi
Vijay Singh ne jiski taraf dekhke yeh baat boli thi
woh zor zor se hansne laga
aur phir usne bola
pitaji main hoon ranvijay aapka beta
Vijay Singh aur baakiyon ke pairo tale zameen khisak gayi
Vijay Singh ko sab samajh aagaya
woh rone lage
Vikram
pitaji kaun hai yeh
ranvijay
woh kuchh nahi bolenge
main bolunga
main Inka woh beta hoon
jiski maa ke sath inhone khoob maze kiye
aur phir jab woh pet se hui
toh use maarne ka hukum de Diya
lekin un aadmiyon ne meri maa ko maara nahi
kyunki meri maa bahut sunder thi na
toh un sabne milke meri maa ka balatkar kiya
unhein laga ki meri maa mar gyi
lekin meri maa Mari nahi
aur bahut door chali gayi
aur phir meri maa ne mujhe sab bataya
20 saalo tak maine tayyari ki
aur aaj dekho Mera badla poora ho raha hai
kajal ke dono bete mar chuke the
dono damad bhi mar chuke the
Kajal rote hue
humari kya kasoor tha
humari kokh kyun ujaadi tumne
ranvijay
are are yeh toh galat hua
lekin tum chinta kyun karti ho bhabhi
main hoon na
main tumhein phirse maa banaunga
Vikram
badzaat
ranvijay
chhote bhai
gussa kyun hote ho
tumhein aur pitaji ko maarne ke baad
main tumhare Ghar ki sab aurto ko apni aurat samjhunga
ek ek ki kokh bharunga
Vikram
haramzade kutte hum tujhe Zinda nahi chhodenge
ranvijay ne apna hath aage badhaya
ek aadmi ne uske hath mein chaaku rakh diya
aur phir woh Vikram ke paas gaya
Amrita ne ranvijay ke pair pakad liye
Amrita
bhagwan ke liye humare bete ko chhod do
mat maaro
bhagwan ke liye rehem karo
ranvijay
chhoti maa main rehem nahi karta
aur phir ranvijay ne Vikram ke seene mein chaaku utaar diya
sabki cheekh nikal gayi
Vijay Singh ka kaleja fat Gaya
woh zor zor se rone lage
ranvijay
pitaji main toh Zinda hoon na
aap chinta kyun karte hain
tabhi ranvijay ki najar shlok pe padi
ranvijay
pitaji aapka aakhri pilla bacha hai
Nisha ki rooh kaanp gayi
Nisha shlok ke aage aagayi
aur zor zor se rone lagi
ranvijay
aakhir pille ko bhi khatam kar do
Nisha bahut cheekhi
lekin ranvijay ne uski ek na suni
tabhi sheetal ne ranvijay ke pair pakad liye
sheetal
mere bete ko mat maaro
mere bete ko mat maaro
bhagwan ke liye
tum Jo bologe main woh sab karungi
bhagwan ke liye rehem karo
main main main tumhari rakhel banke rahungi
zindagi bhar
tum Jo bologe main karungi
ranvijay
haan yeh hui na baat
ab ki tumne asli baat
chalo chhod de aakhri pille ko
Sheetal ne chain ki saans li
ranvijay
chalo phir apne kapde utaaro
yeh sunke sheetal buri tarah se ghabra gayi
lekin ek beta uska mar chuka tha
ab woh apne dusre bete ko nahi kho sakti thi
isi liye usne apne kapde utaarne shuru kiye
Vijay Singh
agar tumhari maa ne tumhein humse Jana hai
toh tum humari bahuo ko potiyo ko hath Tak nahi lagaoge
ranvijay ne yeh sunte hi shlok ko maarne ka hukum de Diya
aur phir shlok bhi maara gaya
sheetal zor zor se rone lagi
sheetal ne Vijay Singh ko dekha aur cheekhte hue boli
yeh aapne kya Kiya
yeh aapne kya Kiya
yeh aapne kya Kiya
ranvijay
chalo yahan se
aur phir ranvijay apne aadmiyo ko leke chala gaya
bahar Vijay Singh ke aadmiyo ki laashein padi Hui thi
Kajal ke dono bete mar chuke the
dono damad mar chuke the
sheetal ke dono bete mar chuke the
Nisha ka sab kuchh ujad gaya tha
Mumbai
India ke sabse bade business man
ke naye hotel ki grand opening thi
India ke bade bade log wahan maujood the
chief minister commissioner
bade bade business man
bade bade neta
Sab wahan the
Aakash Chaudhary
jiska woh hotel tha
woh dhyan de raha tha
ki kuchh gadbad na ho
party shuru ho chuki thi
unhi mein business man mein se ek apni wife ke sath baatein kar rahe the
phir
Anuj apni wife ko chhodke
sabse baatein karne mein lag gaya
wohi business ki baatein
lekin uski wife aparna ek aadmi ko badi der se dekh rahi thi
pata nahi kyun aparna
us aadmi ki taraf bahut jyada attract ho Rahi thi
wahan jitne bhi mard the unmein woh ek akayla tha
jo ek side mein baitha table pe sar rakhke so Raha tha
use koi interest hi nahi tha
itne bade bade logo se baatein karne mein
kaafi der tak aparna use dekhti rahi
dikhne mein woh ek 25 saal ka naujawan lag raha tha
aparna apne aapko rok nahi paayi
aur uske paas pahunch gayi
aparna
kya main yahan baith sakti hoon
us naujawan ne apna sar uthake aparna ki taraf dekha
aparna bhi kam khubsurat nahi thi
ek 30 saal ki bharpoor aur kaamuk aurat thi
English mein hot and sexy
woh bhi kuchh jyada
baith jaaiye
Aparna wohin baith gayi
aur yeh sochne lagi
ki kya baat kare
aparna ne English mein apne pati ka naam bataya
aur uski company ka naam bataya
jee mujhe English nahi aati
aap Hindi mein baat kar sakti hain
yeh sunke aparna thoda jhenp gayi
aparna
maafi chahti hoon
mujhe nahi pata tha
mera naam Arjun hai
Aparna
jee main aparna hoon
anuj singhania ki wife
Arjun
oh toh aap anuj ki wife hain
aparna chaunk gayi
ki Arjun uske pati ka naam aise le raha tha
jaise woh uske pati ko pehle se jaanta ho
Aparna
aap jaante hain mere pati ko
Arjuna
jee hum do teen baar mile hain
Aparna
waise aapka kaunsa business hai
Arjun
jee mera kaam hai
logo ki pareshani door karna
Aparna
matlab
Arjun
matlab yeh
ki agar aapko koi pareshani hai
aapko koi takleef de raha hai
toh aap mujhe kahiye main us pareshani ko jadd se khatam kar dunga
yeh sunke aparna soch mein padd gayi
Aparna
agar main kahu
ki mujhe ek pareshani hai toh
Arjun
bataiye main us pareshani ko khatam kar dunga
Aparna
aur badle mein kya lenge aap
Arjun
jee jyada kuchh nahi
bas apne hatho se khana banake khil dijiyega
yeh sunke aparna bahut jyada amazed reh gayi
usne Aaj kabhi kisi mard ko aisi baatein karte nahi dekha tha
Aparna
lekin mere pati toh kehte hain
ki main achcha khana nahi banati
Arjun
toh unse kahiye
ki khud bana liya kare
Aparna muskura di
tabhi anuj ke ek dost ki najar
aparna pe padi
usne jab Arjun ko dekha
toh buri tarah se pareshan ho gaya
what the fuck uske munh se yahi nikla
woh jaldi se anuj ke paas pahuncha
anuj kuchh logo se baat kar raha tha
tabh Rajiv uske paas pahuncha
aur use un sabse door leke aaya
Rajiv
anuj woh dekho
anuj ne jab dekha us taraf toh uski aankhein fati ki fati reh gayi
Anuj
yeh yeh uske paas kya kar raha hai
Rajiv
mujhe kya pata
Anuj bhaagte hue aparna ke paas pahuncha
Anuj
aparna main tumhein kabse dhund Raha hoon
aur tum yahan baithi ho
aparna
kuchh nahi main bas inse baat kar Rahi thi
Anuj
come
mujhe tumhein kisi se milwana hai
Aparna
maaf kijiyega
mujhe jaana hoga
Arjun
jee bilkul
aur phir anuj aur aparna chale gaye
Arjun muskura ke reh gaya
kuchh der baap party zoro shoro se. chal rahi thi
sab mehmaan khaana khaa rahe the
tabhi Arjun khada ho gaya
aur phir ek table ke paas pahuncha
kuchh log khana khaane mein masroof the
Arjun ne ek ka sar pakda
aur table pe de maara
sab buri tarah se ghabra Gaye
tabhi commissioner wahan aagaya
commisioner
Arjun yeh kya badtameezi hai
Arjun ne uski taraf dekhaa
aur phir Bina ruke us aadmi ka sar table pe maarta raha
jab Tak woh mar nahi gaya
kisi ne kuchh nahi kaha
ek ungli tak nahi uthayi
tabhi Akash Chaudhary wahan aagaya
Akash
Arjun yeh sab kya hai
Arjun
kuchh nahi ek pareshani thi
bas use hi khatam karne aaya tha
Akash
tumhein aaj ka hi samay Mila tha
yeh sab karne ke liye
kitne log yahan pe hain
un sabko kaun handle karega
Arjun
main
.aur phir Arjun table pe khada ho gaya
Arjun
aap sab meri baat dhyan se suniye
aur samajh lijiye
yeh baat yahin tak rehni chahiye
agar yeh baat yahan se bahar gayi
toh mujhe aap sabse problem hogi
aur agar mujhe problem Hui
toh main aap sabki maa chod dunga
un sab mehmaano mein
se kuchh mehmaan
news channel ke maalik bhi the
aur unmein se ek recording bhi kar raha tha
woh bhi apni wife ke sath hi aaya tha
Arjun uske paas pahuncha
Arjun
abhi toh maine kaha
ki yeh baat bahar nahi jaani chahiye
aur aap hain ki recording kar rahe hain
so what
main ek journalist hoon
mera kaam hai Desh ke logo tak sach pahunchana
Arjun
recording delete kar do
nahi karu toh
Arjun hansne laga
tabhi aakash ko beech bachaw karna pada
Akash
c'mon Mr bansal
delete the fucking recording
Mr bansal ko recording delete karni padi
aur phir saare guest chale gaye
Arjun wohin baitha raha
sabke jaane ke baad
Aakash uske paas aaya
aakash
tum samajhte kyu nahi ho Arjun
ab samay badal Raha hai
tumhara agar yahi attitude raha
toh pata nahi kya hoga
Arjun
pata nahi tumhari kitni pareshani khatam ki hain maine
jis wajah se tum aaj is jagah baithe
mujhe Gyan chod rahe ho
Aakash chup raha
tabhi Aakash ka phone Baja
aur usne Turan ek staff ko bola
tv on karke news chalane ko
news mein wohi dikhaya Jaa Raha tha
jo Arjun aaj kiya tha
poore desh mein khalbali mach gayi thi
jahan bade bade minister's bade bade business man the
wahan din dahade kisi ne ek bahut bade industrialist ko maar Diya tha
Aakash
madarchod bansal
Arjun
kyun pareshan ho raha hai
main sab sambhal lunga
aakash achchi tarah samajh Raha tha
ki sambhalne ka matlab kya hua
raat mein Mr bansal apne room mein apni wife ke sath soye hue the
tabhi Mr bansal ki cheekh nikal gayi...
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Awesome updateUPDATE 1
Vijay Singh ke ghar mein ek ladki kaam karti thi
dikhne mein woh aisi thi
jaisi swarg se utri hui koi apsara ho
Vijay Singh jawani se hi rangeen tha
uske andar itni hawas thi
ki agar woh kisi ladki ko paana chahta toh use paa ke rehta
state ka sabse bada aadmi tha woh
dada pardada Raja the
aur aaj bhi rajye mein unka sikka chalta tha
lekin Vijay Singh kabhi kisi ke sath zabardasti nahi karta tha
Vijay Singh ne us ladki ko ek din keh diya ki woh use bahut achchi lagti thi
us ladki ko Aisa laga ki uski jindagi ab badalne waali hai
use laga ki Vijay Singh usse shaadi karega
lekin Vijay ne use khoob choda
har Roz jab bhi uska man karta
woh use chodta
ek mahine baad us ladki ne bola
ki woh pregnant hai
aur phir agle din woh ladki gayab ho gayi
phir Vijay Singh ki shaadi ho gayi
Amrita se
Amrita bhi bahut sunder thi
Vijay aur Amrita ki ek hi santan hui
Vikram Singh
Vikram Singh ho gayi
Kajal se
lekin Kajal ko koi santan nahi hui
Amrita ne apne bete Vikram ki dusri shaadi karwa di
Kajal bahut royi
lekin Amrita ke aage koi kuchh nahi bol sakta tha
Amrita ne jo keh diya woh Vijay Singh ko bhi Maan na padta tha
Vikram ki dusri biwi Payal
Payal ki sunderta kajal se bhi jyada thi
Vikram payal ke sath hi jyada samay beetane laga
jis wajah se Kajal payal se jalne lagi
aur dheere dheere woh jalan
nafrat mein badal gayi
lekin payal ko bhi koi santan nahi hui
phir Amrita ne Vikram ki teesri shaadi karwa di
Vikram ki teesri biwi sheetal
aur aaj Vikram ke 9 bachche hain
5 bete aur chaar beti
Kajal ki do beti hain
aur do bete hain
wohin payal ka sirf ek beta hai
aur sheetal ke do bete aur do beti hain
Vikram Singh ki haveli
aaj poori haveli raushan thi
aaj Vikram Singh ke sabse chhote bete ki shaadi thi
shlok apni biwi ke saamne baitha
use dekh raha tha
Nisha ghughat mein thi
shlok ghabra Raha tha
shlok ne jaise hi Nisha ka ghughat uthaya
uska Dil zoro se dhadakne laga
usne toh bas Nisha ki photo dekhi thi
Nisha itni sunder dikh Rahi thi
ki shlok ne man hi man mein
bhagwan ko dhanyawad kaha
aur phir woh Nisha se baat karne laga
aur kuchh der baat karne ke baad
usne Nisha ke hath pe apna hath rakh diya
Nisha sharmane lagi thi
tabhi kisi ne gate knock kiya
shlok ne bura sa munh bana liya
Nisha muskurake reh gayi
shlok ne jaise hi gate khola
kisi ne uske sar pe vaar kiya
shlok neeche gid pada
uske sar se khoon nikalne laga
tabhi kuchh aadmi andar ghuse
aur Nisha ko dekhke hansne lage
Nisha buri tarah se ghabra gayi
ek ne Nisha ke sar ke baalo ko pakda aur
use ghaseet te hue le jaane laga
Nisha cheekhne lagi
aur ek ne shlok ke pair ko pakda
aur use kheenchke le jaane laga
Nisha cheekh Rahi thi
tabhi Nisha ne jo dekha
uski rooh kaanp gayi
kyunki hall mein 3 laashein pehle se padi Hui thi
uske teeno Jeth ki laashein
aur uski teeno jethani dahadein maarke ro Rahi thi
Vijay Singh aur uske bete Vikram Singh ko baandha hua tha
Vikram Singh buri tarah se cheekh raha tha
tabhi Nisha ne dekha ki uski dono nanad ke pati bhi mar chuke hain
uski dono nanad bhi dahadein maar maar ke ro Rahi thi
Vijay
hum nahi jaante ki tum kaun ho
lekin hum tumhare aage hath jodte hain
agar humse koi galti Hui hai
toh humein saza do
humare bachcho ko nahi
Vijay Singh ne jiski taraf dekhke yeh baat boli thi
woh zor zor se hansne laga
aur phir usne bola
pitaji main hoon ranvijay aapka beta
Vijay Singh aur baakiyon ke pairo tale zameen khisak gayi
Vijay Singh ko sab samajh aagaya
woh rone lage
Vikram
pitaji kaun hai yeh
ranvijay
woh kuchh nahi bolenge
main bolunga
main Inka woh beta hoon
jiski maa ke sath inhone khoob maze kiye
aur phir jab woh pet se hui
toh use maarne ka hukum de Diya
lekin un aadmiyon ne meri maa ko maara nahi
kyunki meri maa bahut sunder thi na
toh un sabne milke meri maa ka balatkar kiya
unhein laga ki meri maa mar gyi
lekin meri maa Mari nahi
aur bahut door chali gayi
aur phir meri maa ne mujhe sab bataya
20 saalo tak maine tayyari ki
aur aaj dekho Mera badla poora ho raha hai
kajal ke dono bete mar chuke the
dono damad bhi mar chuke the
Kajal rote hue
humari kya kasoor tha
humari kokh kyun ujaadi tumne
ranvijay
are are yeh toh galat hua
lekin tum chinta kyun karti ho bhabhi
main hoon na
main tumhein phirse maa banaunga
Vikram
badzaat
ranvijay
chhote bhai
gussa kyun hote ho
tumhein aur pitaji ko maarne ke baad
main tumhare Ghar ki sab aurto ko apni aurat samjhunga
ek ek ki kokh bharunga
Vikram
haramzade kutte hum tujhe Zinda nahi chhodenge
ranvijay ne apna hath aage badhaya
ek aadmi ne uske hath mein chaaku rakh diya
aur phir woh Vikram ke paas gaya
Amrita ne ranvijay ke pair pakad liye
Amrita
bhagwan ke liye humare bete ko chhod do
mat maaro
bhagwan ke liye rehem karo
ranvijay
chhoti maa main rehem nahi karta
aur phir ranvijay ne Vikram ke seene mein chaaku utaar diya
sabki cheekh nikal gayi
Vijay Singh ka kaleja fat Gaya
woh zor zor se rone lage
ranvijay
pitaji main toh Zinda hoon na
aap chinta kyun karte hain
tabhi ranvijay ki najar shlok pe padi
ranvijay
pitaji aapka aakhri pilla bacha hai
Nisha ki rooh kaanp gayi
Nisha shlok ke aage aagayi
aur zor zor se rone lagi
ranvijay
aakhir pille ko bhi khatam kar do
Nisha bahut cheekhi
lekin ranvijay ne uski ek na suni
tabhi sheetal ne ranvijay ke pair pakad liye
sheetal
mere bete ko mat maaro
mere bete ko mat maaro
bhagwan ke liye
tum Jo bologe main woh sab karungi
bhagwan ke liye rehem karo
main main main tumhari rakhel banke rahungi
zindagi bhar
tum Jo bologe main karungi
ranvijay
haan yeh hui na baat
ab ki tumne asli baat
chalo chhod de aakhri pille ko
Sheetal ne chain ki saans li
ranvijay
chalo phir apne kapde utaaro
yeh sunke sheetal buri tarah se ghabra gayi
lekin ek beta uska mar chuka tha
ab woh apne dusre bete ko nahi kho sakti thi
isi liye usne apne kapde utaarne shuru kiye
Vijay Singh
agar tumhari maa ne tumhein humse Jana hai
toh tum humari bahuo ko potiyo ko hath Tak nahi lagaoge
ranvijay ne yeh sunte hi shlok ko maarne ka hukum de Diya
aur phir shlok bhi maara gaya
sheetal zor zor se rone lagi
sheetal ne Vijay Singh ko dekha aur cheekhte hue boli
yeh aapne kya Kiya
yeh aapne kya Kiya
yeh aapne kya Kiya
ranvijay
chalo yahan se
aur phir ranvijay apne aadmiyo ko leke chala gaya
bahar Vijay Singh ke aadmiyo ki laashein padi Hui thi
Kajal ke dono bete mar chuke the
dono damad mar chuke the
sheetal ke dono bete mar chuke the
Nisha ka sab kuchh ujad gaya tha
Mumbai
India ke sabse bade business man
ke naye hotel ki grand opening thi
India ke bade bade log wahan maujood the
chief minister commissioner
bade bade business man
bade bade neta
Sab wahan the
Aakash Chaudhary
jiska woh hotel tha
woh dhyan de raha tha
ki kuchh gadbad na ho
party shuru ho chuki thi
unhi mein business man mein se ek apni wife ke sath baatein kar rahe the
phir
Anuj apni wife ko chhodke
sabse baatein karne mein lag gaya
wohi business ki baatein
lekin uski wife aparna ek aadmi ko badi der se dekh rahi thi
pata nahi kyun aparna
us aadmi ki taraf bahut jyada attract ho Rahi thi
wahan jitne bhi mard the unmein woh ek akayla tha
jo ek side mein baitha table pe sar rakhke so Raha tha
use koi interest hi nahi tha
itne bade bade logo se baatein karne mein
kaafi der tak aparna use dekhti rahi
dikhne mein woh ek 25 saal ka naujawan lag raha tha
aparna apne aapko rok nahi paayi
aur uske paas pahunch gayi
aparna
kya main yahan baith sakti hoon
us naujawan ne apna sar uthake aparna ki taraf dekha
aparna bhi kam khubsurat nahi thi
ek 30 saal ki bharpoor aur kaamuk aurat thi
English mein hot and sexy
woh bhi kuchh jyada
baith jaaiye
Aparna wohin baith gayi
aur yeh sochne lagi
ki kya baat kare
aparna ne English mein apne pati ka naam bataya
aur uski company ka naam bataya
jee mujhe English nahi aati
aap Hindi mein baat kar sakti hain
yeh sunke aparna thoda jhenp gayi
aparna
maafi chahti hoon
mujhe nahi pata tha
mera naam Arjun hai
Aparna
jee main aparna hoon
anuj singhania ki wife
Arjun
oh toh aap anuj ki wife hain
aparna chaunk gayi
ki Arjun uske pati ka naam aise le raha tha
jaise woh uske pati ko pehle se jaanta ho
Aparna
aap jaante hain mere pati ko
Arjuna
jee hum do teen baar mile hain
Aparna
waise aapka kaunsa business hai
Arjun
jee mera kaam hai
logo ki pareshani door karna
Aparna
matlab
Arjun
matlab yeh
ki agar aapko koi pareshani hai
aapko koi takleef de raha hai
toh aap mujhe kahiye main us pareshani ko jadd se khatam kar dunga
yeh sunke aparna soch mein padd gayi
Aparna
agar main kahu
ki mujhe ek pareshani hai toh
Arjun
bataiye main us pareshani ko khatam kar dunga
Aparna
aur badle mein kya lenge aap
Arjun
jee jyada kuchh nahi
bas apne hatho se khana banake khil dijiyega
yeh sunke aparna bahut jyada amazed reh gayi
usne Aaj kabhi kisi mard ko aisi baatein karte nahi dekha tha
Aparna
lekin mere pati toh kehte hain
ki main achcha khana nahi banati
Arjun
toh unse kahiye
ki khud bana liya kare
Aparna muskura di
tabhi anuj ke ek dost ki najar
aparna pe padi
usne jab Arjun ko dekha
toh buri tarah se pareshan ho gaya
what the fuck uske munh se yahi nikla
woh jaldi se anuj ke paas pahuncha
anuj kuchh logo se baat kar raha tha
tabh Rajiv uske paas pahuncha
aur use un sabse door leke aaya
Rajiv
anuj woh dekho
anuj ne jab dekha us taraf toh uski aankhein fati ki fati reh gayi
Anuj
yeh yeh uske paas kya kar raha hai
Rajiv
mujhe kya pata
Anuj bhaagte hue aparna ke paas pahuncha
Anuj
aparna main tumhein kabse dhund Raha hoon
aur tum yahan baithi ho
aparna
kuchh nahi main bas inse baat kar Rahi thi
Anuj
come
mujhe tumhein kisi se milwana hai
Aparna
maaf kijiyega
mujhe jaana hoga
Arjun
jee bilkul
aur phir anuj aur aparna chale gaye
Arjun muskura ke reh gaya
kuchh der baap party zoro shoro se. chal rahi thi
sab mehmaan khaana khaa rahe the
tabhi Arjun khada ho gaya
aur phir ek table ke paas pahuncha
kuchh log khana khaane mein masroof the
Arjun ne ek ka sar pakda
aur table pe de maara
sab buri tarah se ghabra Gaye
tabhi commissioner wahan aagaya
commisioner
Arjun yeh kya badtameezi hai
Arjun ne uski taraf dekhaa
aur phir Bina ruke us aadmi ka sar table pe maarta raha
jab Tak woh mar nahi gaya
kisi ne kuchh nahi kaha
ek ungli tak nahi uthayi
tabhi Akash Chaudhary wahan aagaya
Akash
Arjun yeh sab kya hai
Arjun
kuchh nahi ek pareshani thi
bas use hi khatam karne aaya tha
Akash
tumhein aaj ka hi samay Mila tha
yeh sab karne ke liye
kitne log yahan pe hain
un sabko kaun handle karega
Arjun
main
.aur phir Arjun table pe khada ho gaya
Arjun
aap sab meri baat dhyan se suniye
aur samajh lijiye
yeh baat yahin tak rehni chahiye
agar yeh baat yahan se bahar gayi
toh mujhe aap sabse problem hogi
aur agar mujhe problem Hui
toh main aap sabki maa chod dunga
un sab mehmaano mein
se kuchh mehmaan
news channel ke maalik bhi the
aur unmein se ek recording bhi kar raha tha
woh bhi apni wife ke sath hi aaya tha
Arjun uske paas pahuncha
Arjun
abhi toh maine kaha
ki yeh baat bahar nahi jaani chahiye
aur aap hain ki recording kar rahe hain
so what
main ek journalist hoon
mera kaam hai Desh ke logo tak sach pahunchana
Arjun
recording delete kar do
nahi karu toh
Arjun hansne laga
tabhi aakash ko beech bachaw karna pada
Akash
c'mon Mr bansal
delete the fucking recording
Mr bansal ko recording delete karni padi
aur phir saare guest chale gaye
Arjun wohin baitha raha
sabke jaane ke baad
Aakash uske paas aaya
aakash
tum samajhte kyu nahi ho Arjun
ab samay badal Raha hai
tumhara agar yahi attitude raha
toh pata nahi kya hoga
Arjun
pata nahi tumhari kitni pareshani khatam ki hain maine
jis wajah se tum aaj is jagah baithe
mujhe Gyan chod rahe ho
Aakash chup raha
tabhi Aakash ka phone Baja
aur usne Turan ek staff ko bola
tv on karke news chalane ko
news mein wohi dikhaya Jaa Raha tha
jo Arjun aaj kiya tha
poore desh mein khalbali mach gayi thi
jahan bade bade minister's bade bade business man the
wahan din dahade kisi ne ek bahut bade industrialist ko maar Diya tha
Aakash
madarchod bansal
Arjun
kyun pareshan ho raha hai
main sab sambhal lunga
aakash achchi tarah samajh Raha tha
ki sambhalne ka matlab kya hua
raat mein Mr bansal apne room mein apni wife ke sath soye hue the
tabhi Mr bansal ki cheekh nikal gayi...
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