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Asura - Update vese to 1 April ko aane wala tha par mene socha aaj hi de deta hu (◡ ω ◡)
Introduction
" Ye kahani poori kalpnik hai is kahani ka vastvikta se iska koi lena dena nahi hai ye purely meri imagination hai "
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Hello Readers ! Mera naam Asura hai or ye meri pehli kahani hai to chaliye Kahani ki shuruwat karte hai Avi ke saath!
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Year - 1975
Mera naam Avi hai Avinash..Me Uttar Pradesh ke Joria gaon me rehne wala 18 saal ka nojawan hu .. Bharat ko azad huye 27 saal ho chuke the or ab humara desh tezi se tarraki kar rha tha.. Chaliye me aapko mere baare me btata hu..Me bahut hi bhola or sanskari bachha hu ..mummy papa ki har baat Manta hu or kisi bhi buri sangat me bhi nahi hu..mera pariwar bohot bda hai par mere papa ne apna Ghar chhod Diya tha (mere baba se Ldayi Hui thi)
[baba -> dadaji]
Hmara pushteni pariwar Madhya Pradesh ke Dakashi gaon me rehta hai..hum zyada Ameer to nahi hai par hum gareeb bhi nahi hai shayd aaj kal vo shabd hai na kya kehta hai use ???
Hmm??
Ummm??
Mid clla??
Haa yaad aagya middle class hai hum !
In angrezo ne to poora Bharat hi badal diya ¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯
middle class me bhi vo middle class jo thode se Ameer hote hai na vo the hum
Ab aaiye meri chhoti si family ke baare me btata hu ...hum sirf 3 log hai
Meri mummy - Rekha ..sanskari or Pooja paath karne wali ..maa ghar me hi rehti hai vo hou houfe areee !!!! Haa house wife hai unki age 33 saal hai.. bohot hi Sundar hai.. haa halki se moti hai..matlab bilkul halki si moti hai or apni age ki aurton me sabse achhi hai unka rang gora hai
Mere papa - Amrit ..papa ek doctor hai ..na zyada mote hai na zyada patle hai..ekdum fit hai (doctor hai na(◠‿◠)) rang gora hai
Me - aree aree ab mujhe to Jaan hi gye ho na (◠‿◕) aapka pyara avi ..rang gora hai...or jesa ki aapne padha aap samjh hi gye honge me thoda sa.. are matlab bilkul halka sa haklata hu.. jab bhi mujh pe koi chilla de to me rone lgta hu..rota nahi hu aasu aa jaate hai.. bura lgta hai ....or aapko pta hai me na ................or vo na .....pta hai fir .......... Or na.......
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Asura - Are mere pyare readers ye baklol avi to aapko paka ta hi rhega... intro gya bhaad me... chalo me kahani hi chalu karta hu..( ͡°ᴥ ͡° )
Avi - are are suno to me na..
Asura - Teri maa ka sakinaka !!
!!!CHAT PTAKA BOOM CHAT CHAT!!!
[Asura ne avi ho Peet Peet kar lal kar diya ..dhoti khol kar rumaal kar diya
Achha sorry
!! Chalo chalo kahani shuru]
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1 April 1975
Subah ke 7 : 45 baje
Amrit hall me kursi par beth ke akhbaar padh rha tha
Amrit (avi ke papa) - are suno rekha ..rekha ! ..O rekha ??
Rekha kitchen se nikal kar Ghar ke hall me aati hai
Rekha (avi ki mummy) - ji boliye
Amrit - kaha thi tum ?? Me kabse bula rha hu tumhe ! Achha chhodo meri chai kha hai ?
Rekha - ji vo vahi bna rhi thi..abhi laati hu
Amrit - hmmm
Rekha kitchen me jaati hai or chai lekar aati hai
Rekha - lijiye !
Amrit chai Peeta hai ..rekha usi ke paas beth jaati hai
Amrit - achha rekha ..avi jag gya ya abhi tak so rha hai ?
Rekha - ji so rha hai ..abhi jaake jgake aati hu ..
Rekha avi ke room me jaane lgti hai tabhi Amrit use peechhe se kheech kar apni god me bitha leta hai
Rekha (hadbdate huye ) - are aap .. kya kar rhe ho ..chhodo avi aa jayega to ?
Amrit - are so rha hai na vo to ....
Itna keh kar Amrit rekha ki gardan par ek gehri kiss karta hai ..
Or vahi avi ke room ka darwaja halka sa khula tha or usme se ek aankh dikhayi deti hai jo ki in dono ko hi dekh rhi hoti hai
Asura - pyare Readers! mene kha tha na aapko ye avi baklol hai par iske saath ke saath ye thoda sa be*n ka lod*.. bhi hai
Avi ek ghante pehle hi uth gya tha par apne room se bahar nahi aaya tha ..
Asura - hila rha tha kya ? Behn K lo...
Are nahi avi to aalas me bed par pda tha..rekha ki aawaz sun kar vo darwaje se chori chhipe dekhne lga ki ho kya rha hai..
Asura - ho kya rha hai ??
Kuchh nahi maa chu*ne wali hai iski
Readers - Asura bhaiya Zinda baad
Achha chalo kahani continue karte hai ..avi dekhta hai ki Amrit rekha ko gardan par kis karta hai ..apni ungli rekha ke muh me daalta hai ..rekha use choosne lgti hai..Amrit fir uske gaal par kis karta hai ...rekha Amrit ki taraf mud kar uske maathe par kiss karne lgti hai..fir uske gaal par..fir undono ek hoth aapas me milte hai..
Avi ye sab khada khada dekh rha tha or uska haath achanak se ...
Asura &
Readers - hilane lga hai na ?
Nahi !!
Asura &
Readers - hilwado hila hila
Are yaar aap kahani to suno pehle
Asura &
Readers - ¯\_ʘ‿ʘ_/¯
Avi ka haath achanak se fisal jaata hai ..vo gir jaata hai..or gate khul jata hai..
Asura - hat yaar!! Bkl avi ..ch*ti*e..
Gate khul te hi Amrit or rekha hadbda jaate hai or jaldi se ek doosre se alag ho jaate hai .. or dekhte hai ki avi zameen par Gira hua hai...rekha ghabrane lgti hai ..sochti hai ki kahi avi ne dekh to nahi liye ...hey ishwar nahi nahi ye kya paap ho gya..
Amrit samajh gya tha ki ye baklol abhi un dono ko hi dekh rha tha...Amrit bhola bante huye avi se poochh tha hai !
Amrit - kya hua beta ?? Gir gya kya??
Amrit ke chehre ka expression -
Avi(bhola bante hue) - kya papa? Vo na me aaya Chalke... pta nahi kese mera sar gate se takra gya or me gir gya !!
Rekha ne chen ki saans li or socha ki avi ne khuchh nahi dekha
Amrit - awwwww mera bachha ! Chal ab utha ja ..uth ja..
Avi uth ta hai or rekha se kehta hai
Avi - ma chai milegi ?
Rekha - ha beta ..layi ...pehle brush karle jaa ..or fresh ho ja
Avi - ji maa
Avi basin ke paas jaake brush karne lgta hai or rekha kitchen me chali jaati hai ... Amrit avi ko dekh ke aankh maar rha tha .. avi ka chehra Sharm ke mare laal hogya tha
Amrit (avi ke paas jaa kar dheere se bolta hai)- ye to sirf trailer hai .. picture abhi baaki hai mere dost (◠‿◕)
Amrit phir kitchen me jata hai chai ka cup le kar or avi chupke se use dekhta rehta hai..
Amrit rekha ho peeche se hug karta hai kiss karne lgta hai..
Rekha - are avi bahar hi hai..rukiye ...
Amirt - chup ! abhi vo fresh ho rha hai
Amrit rekha ko fir dheere dheere se peeche se dhakka deta hai uski g**d par apne haath rakhta hai or use halka sa jhuka deta hai ...rekh ab kitchen ke platform par apne dono haatho se support leti hai or uski g**d amirt ke taraf yani bahar ki taraf ubhar ke aa nikli or Amrit Bina pant utare use thokne lga ..
Avi ye sab dekh rha tha or avi ke chhote Bhai ko bhi halchal hone lgi ..avi ka Chhota Bhai bda hone lga..
Or avi fir basin ke paas chla gya ..
Avi (man me)- papa ki jagah me hota to ...hmmmmm...mza aa jaata ..
Amrit phir rekha ko zameen bhar ghtno ke upar bitha deta hai or apne pant ki zip kholta hai
Tabhi avi ..
Asura - behnkeL avi ..baklol abhi nahi.. abhi nahi !!!
Avi (chillate huye) - mummy ye toothpaste to khatm ho gya hai
Asura &
Readers - nahi !!!
Rekha uth jaati hai jaldi se apni Saari adjust karke avi ke paas jaane lgti hai
Amrit (man me) - kesa cht*ya bachha peda kiya hai mene ..ek min bhi chup nahi rehta
Asura &
readers - sahi kha ಠ_ಠ
Amrit pant ki zip band karke hall me chla jaata hai or rekha bhi avi ko nya tooth brush de deti hai ...
Ab avi Amrit ko dekh kar aankh maarta hai...
Fir...
Asura - are are ruko ruko aaj ke liye itna hi ab aage agle update me ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
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Asura - yeh pehla update tha ..kesa lga zaroor btaye...mene ye kahani unique style me likhne ki koshish ki hai comdey ke saath saath..mujhe pta hai ki is update me zyada kuchh khaas nahi hua par ye to sirf INTRODUCTION hai picture abhi baaki hai mere dost (◠‿・)—☆
Agar aapko kuchh galat lgye ya kuchh achha lge to zaroor btaye
Namaste
[Edit - Characters ke surname hta diye hai ...taaki kisi ki bhavnao ko thes na pohuche..aap apne man se koi bhi surname rakhle]