1st Update
1st Episode
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Show starting with kapil sharma coming with huge cheers with judge Archana puran singh
Kapil- Hello and welcome to kapil sharma show we are back
Archana and auidence claps to kapil
Kapil- archana ji apne kabhi flight me travel kiya hai apne paiso se na ki channel k paiso se
Archana- me apne paiso se hi jati hu channel toh mujhe kahi or hi bje de
Kapil- randi khana me na hahahahahhaha
Audiences hahuahhahahahaha
Archana- sahi baat hai hahahhahaaaa
Kapil- lekin archana ji aaj aap kamal lagh rahi hai or apke dress me se tob apke boobs bhar ane ko bekkar hai kyu
Archana- tujhe toh sirf mere boobs hi padhe hai comdey circus se tmlog sab koi ne jo mere boobs ko daba daba kar itna bada kar diya hai
Audiences hahahahhaha
Kapil- tabhi toh aap marks dete the archana ji
Audiences ohojhhhhhhhhh
Archana- sahi baat hain hahahahaaha
Kapil- lekin apart archana ji sahi aap kamal ki lagh rahi hai lgta hai makeup kiya hai ya sprem lga k ayi hai apne pati dev ka ager kam ho toh mera v hain
Archana- abe yeh makeup hai sprem toh me apne boobs pe lgti hu taki chamk reh mre boobs pe smja
Kapil- accha toh archana ji aao kabhi haveli pe
Archana- jrurrrr hahahahha
Kapil- archana ji pta hai kon aa raha hai jo aa reh hai woo apka doodh phele v piya hai de dan dan me yaad hai toh chaliye swagat karte hai unka
Kapil- toh aaj shuru karte apna 3rd season ka 1st episode with the team of bell bottom mujhe btanu ki jrut nahi hai zor dar thali k sath swagat kariye mr.akshay kumar ka
Akshay enter in show
Kapil- paaji welcome welcome paaji
Akshay- tu hmsa pura kyu nhi jukta hai yeh kya hota ada pair pdna tu toh jab koi seniour artist aye woo v ladies tab toh unke bass chut tak touch kar k ungli daal k param kar lega na bol Beta
Audiences hahahahhahaa
Archana- meri v ak bar kapil ne aisa hi kiya tha aya or kabhi toh pair chuta nhi hai mene frock jesa phena tha or vanity m ja rahi thi change karne panty v nahi pheni thi mene yeh aya or bola archana ji kesi hai aap or frock ko uta diya uper tak kamar tak or chut me ungli kar k bolta hai kesa lga gift
Kapil- sahi sahi bolna mere ko toh bada maza aya tha
Archana- hahahaha tre ko mazs aya mere ko sab k samne tune esa kar diya
Akshay- abe ab toh suder ja 2 bacho ka baap hai biwi k chut se khel na ki dusro k
Kapil- aap jo kar reh hai dusro k
Archana and audiences hahahahahaaaaa
Akshay- kch aye ya nahi meri puri history apne pass rakta hai mene kiska doodh piya kiska chut m ungli daali kisko choda sab janta hai admi
Kapil- kya kare paisa k liye kch kch karna pdta hai
Akshay- abe pura channel toh loot liya or kya jo heronie aati tm une pure saman k sath chodte ho kya bina touch kar k na bol beta
Kapil- slient face
apne apne shok hai paaji
Archana- hahahahaa
Kapil- aao paaji betho
Akshay- wese sahi m archana ji kamal lagh rahi hai mein aao pair pdne
Archana- nahi nahi tu nahi tu toh ungli nhi pura hath hi daal dega hahahahah
Audiences hahahahhahahaha
Kapil- toh ab bari is flim me heronie ko bolna ka toh sawagat kariye Huma QURESHI ka
Huma enter in show
Kapil- huma welcome aap toh aaj akdum gajab hi lagh rahi hai
Niche ka phena bhul gyi kya or itna loose top
Huma- phena nahi bhuli yeh akshay sir ne padh daali abhi tode der phele
Kapil- ab bolo paaji kisko dyan dena chaiye
Archana- hahahahahah punch mara hai
Huma- wese sir ne jo kiya bdya kiya kapil isme open air milta hai andar k liye accha or wese v ab toh apke 2 bache hai toh aap toh ab out hai na
Kapil- aa gyi ladkiyo ki askhay kumar sab ko apne jesa bana k rakha hai are unke v 2 bache hai hm gribo k sathhi esa kyu hota hai
Akshay- kon garib tu garib
tu ager garib hota toh biwi k sath Maldives nahi jata honey moon me wha kya manjira bajne gya tha woo v private jet me bol
Archana hahahhahahaa
Kapil- apko bada maza aa raha hai mene aa k ungli kar deni hai apke gand me
Archana and audiences hahahahhaahhaha
Kapil- accha huma ak baat bato andar kya phena hai bass top ya bra v hai
Archana- sharm kar 2 bacho ka baap hai andar kya phena hai kabhi apni biwi se pucha hai andar kya phena hai
Kapil- kyu pucho or roj ak hi boobs dekh dekh admi v tang aa jaye jiwan m jab naya kch mil raha hai toh aap kyu aa raho hai bich me wese phele aap batao apne andar kya phena hai
Audiences hahahahhaha
Archana- mene andar kya phena wese tre ko kya maza ayega
Kapil- aap apne tarboj ko sabal k rakho mene toh huma me dupki lagni hai kyu huma
Audiences and archana hahahahaaha
Huma- wese kapil for your gk mene andar kch nahi phena hai
Kapil turant huma ka top ko upar kar deta hai and 34 size k white boobs sabke samne aa jate hai and light brown nipples sab koi audience se chilta hai suck it suck it
Kapil turant apna muh huma k nipples me le k jata hai chosne lgta hai huma v enjoy karti hai and 1 mintue k baad akshay aa k kapil ko kich leta hai
Akshay- bass kar ketna chosega bacho ki trh dekh laal kya diya
Huma apna top ko niche kr deti hai
Kapil- apko toh roz roz naye naye milte hai na toh hm garib kya kare yaha toh sab mard orange lga k aurant banti hai hamre yaha
Akshay- kyu archana hai sumona hai
Kapil- mene orange kha tha watermelon and lemon nahi
Archana- hahahaha mere watermelon size k nahi hai only 36 k hai smja or sumna k toh 32 hai shyd
Kapil- apko bada pta hai uska v taste kar k rakha hai shyd
Archana- tu hmsa se itna hi soch skta hai hahaha
Akshay- abe duniya m or v kch hai dekne k liye
Kapil turant huma k pass jata hai or jo panty pheni hai black colour usko niche kar k uski clean shaved chut m ungli karne lgta hai huma monnn karne lgti hai
Kapil- haan paji me bhul gya tha huma k chut toh dekhi hi nahi thi kyu huma kesa lgh raha hai or tumari chut itni dilli kese ho gyi jrur paaji ne kch kiya hau
Akshay- abe me yeh dekne ki baat nhi ki thi tujhe toh bass yahi sab aat hai abe bass kar pani aa jayega uska bass kar ak kam kar huma muth de iske muh me
Kapil- apna hath hata leta or chata hai wha kya taste hai Huma huma apni panty de deo na
Huma apni panty utar k de deti hai
Huma- loo enjoy your life wait and apni panty ko apni chut m ragad k deti lo ab maza ayega
Archana- kam pde toh mera v le k jana hahahahha
Kapil- mene panty mangi hai half pant nahi manga hai
Every body laughing
Kapil- plzz aap dono yaha bethiye huma tm mere m aa k beth jao
Huma- abhi k liye yahi tmhare pass hi hu m jab chae bula lena
Kapil- toh aage badte hai toh next heroine ko bolna chauga plzz welcome vani Kapoor
Vani enters the show
Kapil- go and huged vani and apne hatho se uske ak boobs bhar nikl deta hai
Kamal hai paaji vani ne v bra nhi pheno hai
Sab koi vani k boobs ko dekh raha tha vani k pink nipplew ko
Kapil- vani can i suck it
Huma- mujhe se pucha nahi direct chosne lga or ab vani se permission le raha hai
Kapil- kch chizo me mang k milta hai or kisme direct lena pdta hai so vani can i plzz
Vani- take it suck it your show but only for 1 mintue
Kapil- 1 mintue se jada yeh admi (pointing towards akhay) mujhe rehne nahi dega vani
Kapil then start sucking vani boobs and from one hand rubbing her pussy from her dress
Vani- bass hogya enough bhut hai vani apni dress thk karti hai apne co stars se milti hai akshay k pass jati hai akshay v uske boobs bhar nikta hai and kass k nipples ko kicta hai and chosta hai
Vani- ochhhhh kya lar reh hooo
Akshay- maja aa gya by god iske boobs jo maza hai na woo huma k doodh k drum m nahi hai
Kapil- dekha huma tre ko drum bola hai mat de muje psnad hai drum and kapil uske boobs ko dress k upar se dabne lgta hai
Huma- chod mujhe tu mujhe koi flim nahi dega sir dege bolne de
Archana- hahahahahaha
Kapil-
kya khila k laye hi aap dono ko paaji
Akshay- apna ice cream tu khayega bol
Everyone laughing
Kiku enters in house as Damodar jeth malani as advocate(DJM)
DJM- namskar namskar sir apko dekh k mann khush ho gya sir aap aye phele episode or 2 2 devi le k aye hai wha sir wha
Kapil- paaji huma vani yeh yaha k advocate hai vakli shab aap yaha kya karne aye hai
DJM- Hm yaha huma ji ko chodne aye hai chodne doge
Everyone laughed
Kapil- apka pet dekha hai niche aate jaa raha hai kch karo new season me
DJM- babu tm pet ki chinta mat karo tm condom ki chinta karo ki hm kese huma ji chode
Huma- are mujhe se toh pucho mujhe apke sath karna hai ya nahi
Kapil- mana kar do saaf muh pe sandel maro
DJM- chodiye yeh sab baat huma ji ingore this man bechara bada dukhi hai apni shadi se
Archana- sahi baay hai hahahaha
DJM- wese akhay sab yeh jo apki movie aa rahi hai bell bottom mene suna tha isme lara dutta v hai kha hai wooo unko kya vanity m band kar k aye hai
Akshay- ji is movie m lara v hai unka koi kam tha iseliye vo nahi ayi lekin kya lagh rahi hai apne get up me apne dekha
DJM- dekha 2 bar nikla or yeh mera babu apne lund k tarf ishara karta hai yeh smj hi nahi raha hai jab baad m lara ji ne apna video dala tab ja k yeh khada hua
Everyone laughed hahahahah
DJM- sir mere jane ka time ho gya hai jane se phele huma ji and vani ji apko mere sath dance karna pdega plzzz
Huma- ok done
Vani and huma come and dance with DJM along with kapil join huma and huma k piche se pakad k uske top k anadar hath daal k aage uski chut ko ragdne lgta hai
Huma- ahhhh ahhh kya kar reh ho habaha
Kapil- maja karo ahhh
Vani and djm dance karte hau djm vani k gand me spank karta hai bar bar and uske boobs ko dabne lgta hai yaha huma kapil k sath pura apni chut me ungli karwa rahai thi
Akshay- band kar be gana chal v nikl djm or yeh dekho isko abe gana band ho gya isko toh moka milna chaiye bas jab se Huma ayi hai tab se uski chut k piche pda hai chod de
Huma kapil ko bolti hai chodo mujhe abhi baad m ok
Kapil- ok band kar diya mera dyan nahi tha
Sab apne apne kapde thk kar k beth jaate hai djm left the show
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