Adultery Uncle is baar maaf kardo

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Yeh copy kahani Hai Update 1
Mera Naam Som hai par sabhi mujhe Bittu ke naam se bulate hai. Meri umar laghbagh 38
Saal hai. Meri shaadi ko 13 saal ho gaye hai. Pariwaar me meri patni Sudha umar 34 hai.
Ham ek kiraye ke makaan me rahte the. Hamare pados me ek kirayedaar aur rahte hai
Sharma Ji. vo PWD Me kaam karte hain. Unke pariwaar me unke siwa unki patni Babita
umar 41 Saal, Do ladkiyan Neha Urf Gungun aur Payal urf baby rahte hain. Gungun ki umar
21 ki aur Baby 19 Saal ki thi. Dono Engineering kar rahi thi. Gungun Delhi kisi college se
kar rahi thi aur Baby hamare hi shahar ke college me padhayi kar rahi thi. Gungun jitni
gambhir thi baby utni hi chanchal aur chulbuli. Wo mujhe Bittu Uncle kah kar bulati thi.
Kahani me aur bhi kirdaar hai jinke baare me aage bataya jayega.
Gungun patli dubli aur thoda sanwle rang ki thi par nain naksh acche hone ke kaaran
sundar lagti thi. Baby ki Hight mushkil se 5 Ft hogi par shareer ke saare ang jaise
bhagwaan ne fursat se banaye the, rang gora aur sundarta ki murt thi. Unki mammi Babita
ek housewife thi par shareer aur chehre se kisi purani abhinetri ki yaad dilati thi.
Mai Post Office me kaam karta hun. Roj kareeb mai 10 baje office ke liye nikal jaata hun.
Ek din ki baat hai, mai office ke liye nikal raha tha aur jaise hi maine apni bike start ki
tabhi mujhe laga mera mobile ghar par hi choot gaya hai. Maine apni wife ko awaaj di.
Me- Sudha O Sudha
Par lagta tha usne suna nahi to mai jaldi se bike se utar kar ghar ki aur ghusa aur meri
takkar baby se ho gayi. Uske 36 ki chuchiya meri chaati se takrayi to mujhe current sa laga
isse pahle kabhi maine uske baare me aisa nahi socha tha aur na hi kabhi gaur se usko
dekha tha. Wo turant boli.
Baby- Sorry Bittu Uncle
Me- Its OK, kya baat badi jaldi me ho?
Baby- Han Uncle aaj mujhe college jaldi jaana tha aur mai late ho gayi.
Me- Kya baat kuch jaroori kaam tha kya college me tum to roz 11 baje jaati ho.
Baby- Han uncle aaj Fresher Day hai.

 

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Update 2
Me- Ye Fresher Day kya hota hai?
Baby- wo uncle naye session me jo naye admission hote hai to unki ek meet hoti hai.
Dance hote hai etc. etc.
Me- Ohh. Mera Mobile ghar par rah gaya tha use hi lene jaa raha tha aur tumse takra
gaya. Kaho to mai tumhe college chod dun?
Baby ne kuch socha phir boli “Uncle aap late ho jaoge” maine kaha “nahi mujhe koi fark
nahi padta” is par Baby ne kaha “Theek hai Uncle aap mujhe college chod dena, Thanks…”
“OK mai apna mobile lekar aata hun tum thoda wait karo” ye kahkar mai ghar gaya aur
mobile lekar turant bahar aa gaya. Baby meri intzaar me khadi thi. Maine use gaur se dekha
usne aaj college ki dress nahi pahni thi. Usne aaj Red colour ki laggi aur Yellow color ki
Kurti pahni thi usme wo Qyamat lag rahi thi. Laggi me uski gaand gazab dha rahi thi.
Maine Bike start ki aur Baby ko baithne ko kaha. Baby Bike par dono pair ek taraf karke
baith gayi. Maine kaha “Chalun” usne Han kaha maine bike aage bhada di. Kuch door
chalne ke baad maine usse poocha- “Baby tum bhi participate kar rahi ho kya?” usne kaha
“Nahi Uncle isme wo hi participate karte hai jo naye admission lete hai mai to senior hun
na” maine kaha “OK”. Tabhi mujhe aage kuch sadak par jaam laga dikhayi diya. Ohh Shit
lagta hai aage jaam laga hua hai, ye kahkar mai kuch pareshaan sa ho gaya. Baby boli
“Uncle koi aur rasta bhi to hoga”. Tabhi mujhe dhyaan aaya ki phichle chaurahe se ek
raasta jaata hai par wo bada sunsaan rahta hai. Maine apni bike peeche ghumai aur us
raaste ki aur chal pada.
Baby chupchaap bike par baithi thi. Tabhi baby ne mujhse poocha “Uncle ham kitni der me
pahuch jayenge” maine kaha “ye raasta koi 2 kilometer jyada padta hai koi khaas nahi yahi
koi 20 min me” usne kaha “Sorry Uncle meri vajah se aap aaj late ho jaoge” maine kaha
“Koi Nahi yadi tum akele jaati to abhi tak jaam me hi phansi rahti” wo boli “Han Uncle ye to
hai, Thankyou”. Tabhi ek Gaddha aa gaya aur bike thodi se uchal gayi aur uske mamme
phir meri peeth se takraye aur mujhe ek jhatka sa laga aur meri paint me tanaav aane laga.
Maine apne ek haath se apne fun uthate lund ko dabaya aur bola “kaccha rasta hai na
gaddhe bahut hai” wo kuch nahi boli. Maine usse poocha “tumhara kitne saal ka course rah
gaya hai ab” to wo khanakti aawaj me boli “abhi to uncle 2 he semester huye hai” maine
kaha “aur do semester me hi tum senior ho gayi?” aur ek jor ka tahaka lagaya. Wo bhi
hans padi aur boli “ Han uncle ek saal to senior ke ragging me hi nikal jaate hai is saal se
ragging se chutti milegi” mai bola “accha ragging me senior kya karte hai” to wo boli “karte
to bahut kuch hai”
Maine kaha “kya kya karte hain?” to wo boli “kabhi gaana sunte hai ya kisi gaane par
nacchne ko kahte hai, kabhi kabhi to maar bhi dete hai” to maine kaha “tum principal se

 

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Update 3
complaint nahi karti” “Are uncle kon suntan hai, ye sab to sab college me chalta hai” wo
badi masumiyat se boli.
Is tarah baate karte ham uske college pahunch gaye- “Payal” Gate par kisi ne peeche se
aawaj di. Mai bike chalata raha, baby ne mujhe rukne ko bola. Mai ruk gaya, wo bike se
neeche utar gayi aur uski aawaz mujhe sunai di “Hi Shailly” “Kahan rah gayi thi tum pata
hai sab tumhara kitni der se wait kar rahe hai” Shailly ne bade adhikaarpurn tarike se baby
se kaha. Maine bike stand par khadi ki aur peeche mud kar dekha to meri shareer me ek
havas si daud padi. Gori Chitti, kad laghbhag 5’4”, shakal se bilkul Katrina kaif, Neeli jeans
aur Safed top me wo kahar dha rahi thi. Tabhi baby ko mere hone ka ehsaas hua to wo
boli “Aa Shailly me tujhe apne Uncle se milati hun” is par Shailly ne uttar diya “Inko to mai
jaanti hun ye tumhare paas hi to kiraye par rahte hai” ye sunkar mujhe aascharya hua ki ye
mujhe jaanti hai aur maine kabhi ise dekha kyun nahi- “Oh accha tum mere ghar aayi hogi
vahin dekha hoga” Baby boli- “Han maine inhe vahin dekha hai” Shaili ne uttar diya. Maine
kaha “Accha ab mai chalta hun, kaho to tumhe lene aa jaun jab tumhara kaam finish ho
jaye to” to Baby boli “Nahi uncle I will manage”. Is par maine Ok kaha aur apni bike start
kar chal diya.
“Aur kya baat hai aaj bike par inke saath kaise aayi” shailly ne payal se chalte chalte
prashan kiya- “wo aaj mai late ho rahi thi aur uncle ne mujhe college chodhne ka offer diya
to bas mana nahi kar payi, aur pata hai aaj sadak par jaam bhi laga hua tha Uncle mujhe
drop nahi karte to mai aaj pata nahi kab tak college pahunchti” payal badi jaldi jaldi kadam
bhadate huye shaili se boli “Jaldi karo program shuru hone wala hoga”
Wo dono tezi se college ke corridore se hote hue jaa rahi thi ki tabhi saamne ek khambe
se ek shaksh nikalta hai aur shailly se takra jaata hai- “Stupid dekh kar nahi chal sakte”
Shailly ne use daanta. Is par usne badi kutil muskaan se kaha “Sorry maine jaanbhujh kar
nahi kiya” “Han Han mai jaanti hun tumhe, tum roz roz kisi na kisi bahane se mujhse
takrate rahte ho yadi aayinda aisi harkat ki to mai tumhari shikayat principal se karungi”
Shailly ne use jhidakte hue kaha.
Payal:- Choddo Shailly ise baad me dekh lenge. Late ho rahe hai.
Shailly:- Han Chalo, iske kon munh lagega badtamiz ke.
Wo ladka unhe jaata hua dekhta raha aun man hi man soch raha tha “Saali ek din tujhe
apne lund ki sair na karayi to mera naam bhi Vishal nahi”
Tabhi Vishal ka mobile baja aur usne idhar udhar dekhte huye khambe ke peeche chup kar
mobile on kiya, udhar se aawaj aayi “Abe bhosdike kahan hai, yahan ek se ek maal aa
raha hai aur tu pata nahi kahan gaand marva raha hai” uske chehre par ek muskaan aa gayi.

 

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likh aage

 

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Update 4
“Abhi aa aha hun bahan ke lodo, tumhari bhabhi ke mamme daba raha
tha”. Itna kahkar usne mobile band kiya aur tez kadmo se andar ki aur chalta chala gaya.
Jaise hi usne auditorium me kadam rakha uski aankhe chundhiya gayi. Ek se Ek sundar
ladkiyan idhar udhar chahkti ghoom rahi thi. Usne ek thandi si aah bhari aur aage ki aur
bhad chala. Tabhi use saamne se Aanand aata dikhayi diya. Aanand Vishal ka best friend
tha, uske pitaji ki mobile repairing ki shop thi. Vishal jitna kameena tha Aanand utna hi
sharmeela kism ka ladka tha jo ladkiyon dekh dekh kar khus ho leta tha lekin ladki jab
saamne aa jaye to uski gaand phat jaati thi.
“Abe Gaandu, aaj to ek se ek maal aa raha hai” Vishal ne Anand ke kandhe par haath rakh
kar dheere se bolte huye apni dayen haath se sir par haath phirate hue kaha”
Anand:- Jaldi chal sab tera wait kar rahe hai.
Vishal:- Chal beta.
Dono auditorium ke peeche bane ek kamre me pahunchte hai wahan koi 4 ladke baithe
college ki khidki se bahar jhaank rahe the jahan se college ke main gate ka poora view aa
raha tha. Wo dono bhi unke paas pahunchte hai “Aa gaya tu Bhosdike, kahan tha itni der
se?” usme se ek ladke ne Vishal ki aur dekhte huye kaha- “Abe Lawde kyun tujhe kya apni
maa chudaani thi mere se jo mera itna intzaar kar raha tha” Vishal ne uski kamar par ek
dhaul jamate huye kaha. Us ladke ke chehre par gusse ka bhaav aata hai aur vo Vishal ke
paint ke upar se uske lund ko pakadte huye kahta hai “Bhosdike mere se maa ka naam
lekar baat mat kiya kar varna ek din teri gaand me poora baans utaar dunga.
Vishal hansta hua bolta hai “Abe chod ise gaandu, yadi ise kuch ho gaya to teri hone waali
bhabhi ka kya hoga”. Tabhi Gate par ek gaadi rukti hai aur usme se pink colour ki dress
me ek bahut hi khoobsurat ladki utarti hai. Sabki nigahne us ladki ki taraf chali jaati hai-
“Abe viccky dekh kya piece hai by god” Vishal usi ladke ke kandhe par haath rakh kar bolta
hai. Tabhi wo ladki peeche ki aur ghoomti hai to uski gaand me wo dress ghusi hoti hai jise
dekhkar sabke hosh udd jaate hai.
Wo ladki haath se apna dress seedha karti hai par phir bhi uski gaand ke ubhaar pure uffan
par the jise dekh kar kisi 80 saal ke buddhe ka lund bhi khada ho jaye. Wo driver ko jaane
ka ishaara karti hai aur college me enter karti hai- “Chalo bahan ke lodo bahar dekhte hai,
kaun hai ye bulbul” Vishal bolta hai. Sab khade ho jaate hai aur bahar aa jaate hai. Wo
college me fresher thi uske haav bhaav se aisa lag raha tha. Uski nazar kisi ko dhoondh
rahi thi. Tabhi wo apna ek haath utha kar aawaz lagati hai “Payal” Payal apna naam sunkar
idhar udhar dekhti hai aur uski nazar us ladki par padti hai uske chehre par ek muskaan aa
jaati hai aur wo uski aur kadam badhati hai- “Hello Tripti kab aayi”

 

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Update 5
Update 5
Tripti:- Bas abhi aayin hun aur program shuru ho gaya kya?
Payal:- Nahi bas kuch der me shuru hone waala hai. Tu bhi participate kar rahi hai na.
Tripti:- Han ek song par dance hai.
Payal:- Chal Jaldi se tayaar ho ja.
Itna kah kar dono make-up room ki aur chali jaati hai. Udhar Vishal & Gang baahar aate hai
to unhe nirasha haath lagti hai- “Saali kahan chali gayi itni der me. Vicky ne apna sar
khujate hue kaha- “Abe dekh Wo jaa rahi hai Payal ke saath” Anand ne Vicky ki kamar par
haath maarte hue kaha.
Vishal:- “Ye to Make-Up Room me jaa rahi hai lagta hai ye aaj kuch na kuch kahar dhayegi
program me”
Vicky:- Han yaar aaj to sach me maja aane waala hai.
Anand:- Tumhe to sab ladkiya aisi waisi hi lagti hai.
Vishal:- Oh ho beta teri kya bahan lagti hai saale jo aisa bol raha hai
Anand:- “Bahan hogi teri” aur bura sa munh banata hai.
Udhar Make-Up room me Payal aur Tripti pahunchti hai to sab ladkiyon ki nigahe Tripti par
lag jaati hai aur uski khoobsurti se kuch irshya unki najro se chup nahi paati.
Update-1
Payal:- Hey Girls meet my friends Tripti isne isi college me admission liya hai. Hamare ghar
ke paas hi rahti hai. Aaj iska bhi ek solo program hai dance me. Sab use hai bolte hai aur
apne apne kaam me lag jaate hai. Ok Tripti tum jaldi se tayaar ho jaao 3rd term me
tumhara hi program hai.
Tripti:- Ok
Shaily apne khayalo me college ke corridor me dheere jaa rahi thi ki peeche se koi uske
kandhe par haath rakhta hai aur wo chaunk jaati hai wo shaksh use chup rahne ka ishaara
karta hai aur use kheench kar ek class me le aata hai.
Shaily:- Vicky tumhe kitni baar samjhaya hai ki college me tum mujhse door hi raha karo.
Mai nahi chahti ki mere aur tumhare sambandho ke bare me kise ko bhi pata chale.
Vicky:- Jaanu kitne dino se tumse akele me milne ki soch raha hun par mauka hi nahi lagta.
Mai aur kya karta
Shaily:- Ok batao kya kaam hai?

 

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Update 6
Vicky:- Ek kiss to banti hai itne dino me
Shaily:- Tumhe kuch aur kaam bhi hai aur ek wo tumhara dost Vishal aaj usne phir mujhse
badtamiji ki use samjha lena nahi to anjaam accha nahi hoga, kahe deti hun
Vicky:- Yaar wo saala hai hi ek number ka kameena. Agar tere mere sambhand confidential
na hote to saale ko ab tak sabak sikha hota. Chal chodd tu uski chinta na kar use mai
sambhal lunga. Jaldi se ise pakad aaj to jee chah raha hai ki tere in hontho ka saara rus
pee jaun. Aaj to tu kayamat lag rahi hai meri jaan.
Shaily ne sharmate hue kaha “koi aa jayega” Vishal aage ki aur badhta hai aur use apne
seene se laga leta hai “koi nahi aayega, jyada der nahi lagaunga” aur itna kahkar wo uske
gulaabi hontho par apne honth rakhkar choosne lagta hai. Shailly ki saanse bhaari hone lagti
hai wo bhi uttejit hone lagti hai aur jeans ke upar se uska lund pakad leti hai jo ab tak
poora khada ho chukka tha.
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Ummmmmmmummmmmmmmmummmmmmmumumum puchpuchpuchpuch ki awaz mahaul me
masti ghol rahi thi. Panch minut tak ki chumma chaati ke baad shaily usse door hoti hai
“Bas karo Vicky inhe khaaoge kya? Shaily muskarake kahti hai- “Kya karun jaan inme itna
ras hai ki khatam hi nahi hota” Vishal bhi uski ankhon me ankhen daal kar bolta hai- “Accha
ab jaao yahan se koi aa jayega, mai thodi der me nikalti hun” Shailly uska haath pakadkar
use bahar nikaal deti hai aur apne kapde aur baal sahi karne lagti hai.
Shaily ek nimn varg ke pariwaar se talluk rakhti hai. Uske papa ek private firm me
supervisor hai, unki tankhah me mushkil se hi ghar chal paata hai. Shaily ke pariwaar me
uske alawa uski mammi aur 1 chota bhai aur 1 badi bahan hai jiski shaadi ho chuki hai.
Uski badi bahan hi uski padhayi ki fees aadi me madad karti hai. Uske sapne bahut unche
hai, nayi nayi dresses kharidna, mall me ghumna aur apni ameer friends ki barabari karma
uske shauk me shamil hai. Usne apne ghar me bhi jhoot bola hua hai ki wo padhai ke
alawa ek part time job karti hai, taki ghar walo ko uske is shauk ko poora hone ka kaaran
pata ho. Isi ka fayda uthakar Vicky ne use apne jaal me phansaya tha.
Vicky ek upper middle family ka ladka tha. Uske papa ka export import ka business tha.
Jiski vajah se wo jyadatar desh se bahar hi rahte the. Paise ki kami na hone ke kaaran wo
apne dosto aur shailly par kharcha bhi bahut karta tha.
Vicky wahan se nikal kar apne dosto ko dhundhte huye unke paas jaata hai- “Abe tu kahan
tha saale, program shuru ho gaya hai aur tera pata nahi” Vishal Vicky ke pait me mukka Marne ki acting Karter huwe kahta Hai,