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"Chhotu idhar aa..."Mangal ke pote ko apni taraf bulate hue usne kaha.."madarchod udhar apne baap ki taraf kya dekh raha hai, idhar dekh aur idhar aa...Warna teri maa chod dunga..."
Jis par darte hue Mangal ka pota us Yuvak ke paas aaya...
"Tujhe pata hai tera maa ko kin kin logo ne choda hai..."
"Saaallllleeeee haaarrraaammmmiiii..."kaanpte hue Mangal ka baap kaanpte hue ek stick ke sahare us Yuvak ki taraf badha... Aur jab Mangal ka baap us yuvak ke paas pahucha toh gusse se itna kanpa ki wahi behosh hokar gir pada....
"Lol....."Mangal ke baap ki taraf dekhkar wo Yuvak hasa
"Acha hua, Sala khud ba khud gir gaya... Waise samajh nahi aa raha tha ki gusse se kaanp raha tha ya budhape se... Anyway... Chhotu what's your name.."
"Huuuuu"
"Madarchod , english nahi padha kya school me..."ek jhapad marte hue us Yuvak ne puchha , wo jhapad itna balshali tha ki Mangal ka pota waha se kuch kadam door ja gira...
"Shanu..."apne bete ko uthate hue Mangal ki bahu boli...
"Wow... Kya maal hai.."apne chehre par muskan laakar hatho se apna chehra dhak kar usne kaha "mujhe toh sharam aa rahi hai , What's your name..."
"Radhika... Aur mujhe pata hai ki tum ye kyun kar rahe ho..."gusse se tamtamate hue Radhika uth khadi hui..."maine tumhe kuch hafte pahle Son nadi ke kund me mujhe chhedne par thappad mara tha aur sabke saamne jaleel kiya tha... Jispar waha mauzood logo ne mera sath dete hue tumhari pitayi ki thi... Usi ka badla le raha hai na tu... Haramkhor..."
"Once more....please... Plz.plz.plz... Once more..."Revolver jameen me girakar apne dono hath Jodte hue wo Yuvak Radhika ke saamne ghutne ke bal baith gaya aur Radhika se request karne laga.... "Plz.plz.plz... Ek aur baar haramkhor kaho na... "
"Tujhe zinda na jalaya toh dekhna... Abhi call karti hoon... Apne papa ko"
"Kar le....main darta hu kya kisi se.. "Revolver pakad kar wo Yuvak utha "waise bhi main yaha aane se pahle tower ke paas gaya tha aur waha ke cpri cable nikal kar aaya hoon... No network.. baby.."
Radhika ne apna mobile jab unlock kiya toh use ye gyaat hua aur fir uska dhyaan us Yuvak ki baato par gaya... Wo dari.. sahmi dheere-dheere peechhe mudi.. jaha wo Yuvak muskurate hue use dekh raha tha.... is dauran Mangal ka beta behosh ho chuka tha aur khud Mangal khoon se lathapath waha zameen me pada hua tha... Buddhe ki toh lagta hai saans bhi nahi chal rahi thi...aur usi ke sath buddhe ki biwi yani budhiya ki bhi ulti saanse chalu thi......
" Aye budhiya... Budhau ko zinda rakh... Use is budhape me main mast chut chatwaunga... Aur tujhe bhi jawan lund chuswaunga... Aur wo lund.. mera nahi hoga.... Wooohhh... Awesome, mind blowing yar.... Guess kar budhiya, wo lund kiska hoga... guess kar... ? Arey bahut aasan hai... Par uske pahle... Tum sabko baandh du... par uske bhi pahle...... Ek kaam aur kar du.."
Us Yuvak ne un sabhi ke muh ke andar kapda bhara aur fir unke muh me tape maar diya....
"Pata hai.. ye bahut acha sawal hota yadi tumlog puchhte Ki maine tumlogo ke muh kyun band kar diya ,par kyunki tumlogo ka muh band hai toh tumlog ye nahi puch sakte... Anyway ,maine tumlogo ka muh isliye sila kyunki.... Kyunki.... Kyunki... Socho...socho.... Nahi soch paye Na..? Main batata hu.... "
Itna bolte hee us Yuvak ne ek goli Shanu ke sar ke aar-paar kar diya aur waha khade sabhi logo ki aankhe fati ki fati rah gayi... Khud Shanu ki bhi jiska sharir ab matra haddi, maans ka ek putla rah gaya tha aur khud us Yuvak ki bhi... Wo khud bhauchakka hokar kabhi apne hath me pakde revolver ko dekhta toh kabhi Shanu ke neeche girte sharir ko...
"Man...That was unexpected... Even for me..."aur fir music ki beat par aankh band karke apne sar aur shoulder hilane laga... "It's Time for main show"
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Us Yuvak ne un sabhi ke hath baandhe aur fir un sabke kapde fad diye...
"Aye buddhi... Ja jakar apne bete ka muh me le..."
Ye sunkar Mangal ke pariwar ke sabhi sadasyo ki rooh kaanp gayi...
"Sirf sunne se ye haal hai toh fir jab ye haqiqat me hoga tab kya hoga..."
Mangal ko sar ke baal ke dwara ghaseet kar us Yuvak ne use uski maa ke paas feka aur budhiya ke muh ka tape khol diya... Phir usne Mangal ke Kaan me revolver ki nali ghusate hue bola...
"Yadi tu jara sa chillayi ya fir lund chusne me aana kani ki toh yahi iske kaan ke parde faad dunga... Zara bhi aawaz nahi honi chahiye... Lund chusne ki bhi nahi... Now start.."
Lekin Mangal ki maa jas ki tas rahi, nange hone ki vazah se wo apne bete se nazar tak nahi mila paa rahi thi, lund chusna toh door ki baat thi... Aur jab wo kuch der aur jas ki tas waise hee rahi toh us Yuvak ne Mangal ki maa ka sar pakda aur jabardasti Mangal ki maa ka muh Mangal ke lund se chhua diya aur Mangal ke lund par budhiya ka muh ragadane laga...
"Tu chusegi ya.. Ya maru goli..."Trigger ke paas ungali laate hue wo Yuvak bola aur itna bolte hee.......................................
Mangal ki maa Mangal ka lund chusne lagi... Wo bhi bina kisi aawaz ke..... Ahiste-ahiste
"Let's make it interesting... Ab Mangal ki biwi, apne bete ka lund chudegi..."
Jis par darte hue Mangal ka pota us Yuvak ke paas aaya...
"Tujhe pata hai tera maa ko kin kin logo ne choda hai..."
"Saaallllleeeee haaarrraaammmmiiii..."kaanpte hue Mangal ka baap kaanpte hue ek stick ke sahare us Yuvak ki taraf badha... Aur jab Mangal ka baap us yuvak ke paas pahucha toh gusse se itna kanpa ki wahi behosh hokar gir pada....
"Lol....."Mangal ke baap ki taraf dekhkar wo Yuvak hasa
"Acha hua, Sala khud ba khud gir gaya... Waise samajh nahi aa raha tha ki gusse se kaanp raha tha ya budhape se... Anyway... Chhotu what's your name.."
"Huuuuu"
"Madarchod , english nahi padha kya school me..."ek jhapad marte hue us Yuvak ne puchha , wo jhapad itna balshali tha ki Mangal ka pota waha se kuch kadam door ja gira...
"Shanu..."apne bete ko uthate hue Mangal ki bahu boli...
"Wow... Kya maal hai.."apne chehre par muskan laakar hatho se apna chehra dhak kar usne kaha "mujhe toh sharam aa rahi hai , What's your name..."
"Radhika... Aur mujhe pata hai ki tum ye kyun kar rahe ho..."gusse se tamtamate hue Radhika uth khadi hui..."maine tumhe kuch hafte pahle Son nadi ke kund me mujhe chhedne par thappad mara tha aur sabke saamne jaleel kiya tha... Jispar waha mauzood logo ne mera sath dete hue tumhari pitayi ki thi... Usi ka badla le raha hai na tu... Haramkhor..."
"Once more....please... Plz.plz.plz... Once more..."Revolver jameen me girakar apne dono hath Jodte hue wo Yuvak Radhika ke saamne ghutne ke bal baith gaya aur Radhika se request karne laga.... "Plz.plz.plz... Ek aur baar haramkhor kaho na... "
"Tujhe zinda na jalaya toh dekhna... Abhi call karti hoon... Apne papa ko"
"Kar le....main darta hu kya kisi se.. "Revolver pakad kar wo Yuvak utha "waise bhi main yaha aane se pahle tower ke paas gaya tha aur waha ke cpri cable nikal kar aaya hoon... No network.. baby.."
Radhika ne apna mobile jab unlock kiya toh use ye gyaat hua aur fir uska dhyaan us Yuvak ki baato par gaya... Wo dari.. sahmi dheere-dheere peechhe mudi.. jaha wo Yuvak muskurate hue use dekh raha tha.... is dauran Mangal ka beta behosh ho chuka tha aur khud Mangal khoon se lathapath waha zameen me pada hua tha... Buddhe ki toh lagta hai saans bhi nahi chal rahi thi...aur usi ke sath buddhe ki biwi yani budhiya ki bhi ulti saanse chalu thi......
" Aye budhiya... Budhau ko zinda rakh... Use is budhape me main mast chut chatwaunga... Aur tujhe bhi jawan lund chuswaunga... Aur wo lund.. mera nahi hoga.... Wooohhh... Awesome, mind blowing yar.... Guess kar budhiya, wo lund kiska hoga... guess kar... ? Arey bahut aasan hai... Par uske pahle... Tum sabko baandh du... par uske bhi pahle...... Ek kaam aur kar du.."
Us Yuvak ne un sabhi ke muh ke andar kapda bhara aur fir unke muh me tape maar diya....
"Pata hai.. ye bahut acha sawal hota yadi tumlog puchhte Ki maine tumlogo ke muh kyun band kar diya ,par kyunki tumlogo ka muh band hai toh tumlog ye nahi puch sakte... Anyway ,maine tumlogo ka muh isliye sila kyunki.... Kyunki.... Kyunki... Socho...socho.... Nahi soch paye Na..? Main batata hu.... "
Itna bolte hee us Yuvak ne ek goli Shanu ke sar ke aar-paar kar diya aur waha khade sabhi logo ki aankhe fati ki fati rah gayi... Khud Shanu ki bhi jiska sharir ab matra haddi, maans ka ek putla rah gaya tha aur khud us Yuvak ki bhi... Wo khud bhauchakka hokar kabhi apne hath me pakde revolver ko dekhta toh kabhi Shanu ke neeche girte sharir ko...
"Man...That was unexpected... Even for me..."aur fir music ki beat par aankh band karke apne sar aur shoulder hilane laga... "It's Time for main show"
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Us Yuvak ne un sabhi ke hath baandhe aur fir un sabke kapde fad diye...
"Aye buddhi... Ja jakar apne bete ka muh me le..."
Ye sunkar Mangal ke pariwar ke sabhi sadasyo ki rooh kaanp gayi...
"Sirf sunne se ye haal hai toh fir jab ye haqiqat me hoga tab kya hoga..."
Mangal ko sar ke baal ke dwara ghaseet kar us Yuvak ne use uski maa ke paas feka aur budhiya ke muh ka tape khol diya... Phir usne Mangal ke Kaan me revolver ki nali ghusate hue bola...
"Yadi tu jara sa chillayi ya fir lund chusne me aana kani ki toh yahi iske kaan ke parde faad dunga... Zara bhi aawaz nahi honi chahiye... Lund chusne ki bhi nahi... Now start.."
Lekin Mangal ki maa jas ki tas rahi, nange hone ki vazah se wo apne bete se nazar tak nahi mila paa rahi thi, lund chusna toh door ki baat thi... Aur jab wo kuch der aur jas ki tas waise hee rahi toh us Yuvak ne Mangal ki maa ka sar pakda aur jabardasti Mangal ki maa ka muh Mangal ke lund se chhua diya aur Mangal ke lund par budhiya ka muh ragadane laga...
"Tu chusegi ya.. Ya maru goli..."Trigger ke paas ungali laate hue wo Yuvak bola aur itna bolte hee.......................................
Mangal ki maa Mangal ka lund chusne lagi... Wo bhi bina kisi aawaz ke..... Ahiste-ahiste
"Let's make it interesting... Ab Mangal ki biwi, apne bete ka lund chudegi..."