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Update-29(Solved)
Principal k lawde lagaake or khudke lawde lagwaake main wahaan se fully frustrated bahaar aaya... or bhenchod Meri frustration bahot chutiya hai gand maardeti hai...
Maine bahaar aake Sam ko call Kiya ..
Main-Aajao be class mein...
Sam-Abhi toh suru bhi naa Hui hogi ...abhi Kya karega ...
Main-class lagaani hai...
Sam-kyun what the fuck...
Main-kyunki bhosdk ye Principal ne gand maardi hai Meri ..bc sawaal jawaab ki gand mein ghuss jaata hai Sab phone par he puchle lawde..
Sam- frustrated hai Matlab tagdi gand maari hai aarahe Hain humlog...
Main uppar Gaya I card k liye toh woh ready tha...card Bina attendance nahi lagti because i-card par ek bar code hai jisko scanner par scan karna padta hai woh scanner class k andar hai just enter hotey he ....Main class k saamne aaya or fir Sam or Ravi ko Puri baat bataai ...
Main-fuck this shit bhenchod college takk toh theek Hai lekin agar abki baar ye Principal personal hua naa toh iski gand maardunga ... bhenchod haaka noodles jaisi shakal hai or nakhre Tom cruise waale....
Humlog bahaar khaddey he they ki Nicki mam wahaan aagayi...
Nicki-Oh..! Finally tumlog ne haar maan he li I knew it ...aagaye naa line par...
Lekin humaare serious thobdey dekh k woh bichmein he rukk gayi...
Nicki-What happened..?
Main befaltu Nicki daahling k uppar frustration nahi nikaalna caahta tha isliye Bina kuch kahe class mein enter Kar Gaya ...I card scan kiya Nicki mam ne piche se awaaj di lekin main anshunaa Kar aage badh Gaya...
Ashish-Lol...aagaye line par bhosdk..
Main-bhen k lawde gand naa fulla munh Todd dunga jhant k Baal.. badi chull rehti hai Teri gand mein ...idhar aa mitta deta Teri chull bhenchod...
Ashish-BC Subah Subah gaaliyann...yakkk..
Main-jaa be jhant k Baal...
Ye suntey he Aashish seedha apni seat ki taraf nikal liya or humlog piche jaake baithgaye...
Meri body k baare mein bataadun as you all know Mera gussa bahot kharaab hai or vertigo ne usko or jyaada kharaab kardiya hai but treatment k time main Gussa control karna seekh Gaya Hun isliye ab mujhe gussa aashaani see nahi aata ..lekin aata hai tab bahot bhayaanak aata hai Jo mere mind k liye bahot khatarnaak hai...
Pehle Main frustrate hota Hun uske baad woh frustration gusse mein convert hoti hai slowly or convert hotey he main gand maardeta hun fir...isliye main control Karke baithgaya class mein...
Nicki mam ne class suru ki or us time mujhe realize hua ki mujhe lawda kuch nahi pata Kya chal Raha hai or mujhe pehle puraana Sab cover karna padega iske liye tab jaake kuch aage jaa paaunga but fuck this ye easy hai who cares..
Bore hone laga toh main Bench par sirr rakhke Sone ki koshish karne laga ....lekin kaamyaab Nahi hua or Puri class Aise he nikaal di Maine ...Nicki mam chali gayi or next class start hogayi ....hum firse bench see khaddey hue or scanner par fir se attendance lagaai or waapis seat par aagaye har class ki attendance alag alag lagti Hain scanner mein..or jaise he main attendance lagaake waapis jaaraha tha tabhi woh RITIKA madam class mein aagayi...
Riti-Oho ho...! Welcome Mr.AP...
Main-thanks...
Riti-Good To see you here...
Main-Same...
Ye bolke main waapis apni seat par aagaya or wahin
bench par sirr rakhke baithgaya ...thodi derr baad woh madam piche aai...
Riti-Ye Sab toh bahaar bhi hojaata class mein aae ho toh thoda padhlo...
Main-kuch samjh nahi aaraha pehle puraana clear karna padega uske baad class mein dhyaan dunga abhi befaltu mein ratta nahi maarna hai ...
Riti:-koi help caahiye toh bolna puraane syllabus mein...
Main-Sure...
Uske baad woh madam aage challi gayi ussi time Bhai kaa call aagaya ..
Main-Ji Bhai...
Deva- Thodi problem hai Ghar aajao ek baar ...
Main-Serious?
Deva-nahi normal he hai...
Main-ok aatey Hain .....
Iss class k end hotey he humlog ne card swap Kiya or nikal liye class se bc attendance bhi lag gayi or bahaar bhi aagaye...
Humlog haweli pohanchey toh wahaan Anjali and team already aachuki thi or wohlog mast coffee peerele they. .....
Main-Aaila Sablog idhar Aisa Kya hua...
Deva-aao Sab...
Humlog andar Drawing room mein aagaye.. Wahaan Main,Sam,Ravi,Abeer,Mangal,Ami ,Bahi ,Anjali ,Rajat,Ajay,Deepak,Jiya, Pooja or Rishi mojuud they...
Deva-So the problem wahi same hai tum sabka police k sath involvement ...
Mangal-Matlab. ....
Main-Matlab ye ki Opposition waalon ne sawaal uthaane suru kardiye honge ki humlog itana police k sath kyun rehtey hain I mean humlog kaa Kya kaam unke sath...
Deva-exactly ..lekin ye abhi andar ki baat hai or bahaar nahi aai hai lekin bahaar aai toh dikkat hojaaegi ...Kuch toh yahaan takk kehrahe Hain ki Police AP k ishaaron par chalti hai Jo wohlog boltey wahi karti hai Kya ye police Mangal ,Abeer ki personal hai wagairah wagairah...or media waalon ko jaise he opposition kaa statement milljaaega wohlog fir rukkenge nahi...ab unhe ye toh nahi keh shaktey ki Humlog sath he Hain toh Kya Kiya jaae..
Anjali-Agreed ye toh problem hogayi...
Main-yep...
Abeer-Shri Shri AP ji koi idea bataaiye...
Main-Actually ek idea hai...wahi puraane waala...
Deva-kya...
Main-consultant waala...waal Delhi ,Mumbai ,Kolkata ,Chennai etcetera big cities mein Local log As Police k public Consultant hotey Hain wohlog unofficially police he hotey Hain but koi powers nahi hoti unke pass bus woh advice detey Hain police ko ...In short police k helper hotey Hain Aisa kissi state mein nahi hai ki koi officially police kaa consultant ho toh kyun naa Haryana ko pehla Aisa state banaaya jaae ...
Deva-Gajab ...
Mangal-Brilliant ....
Deva-Double faayda ek opposition se pichha chhutega or tumlog openly police ki help Kar paaoge no. 2 isase bhi humaari he party kaa faayda hai kyunki ye kaafi badhiya kadam hai public ki security k liye toh public kaa support millega woh alag...
Main-Bus fir ek kaam Karo Harr District mein se kuch kaam k 5-6 bandey lo taaki ye naa ho ki keval humein he banaaya hai but bandey trustable hone caahiye ...fir Kal Subah ek badi si press conference karke Sab officially announce kardo ... Opposition ki fatt jaaegi ...
Mangal-Bilkul...
Abeer-Yep...
Deva- Sahi hai ...Gajab ...Dimag toh Tera he hai humlog toh waise he baithey Hain...
Main-Sadly true...
Deva-chup be...
Main-lol...
Uske baad Bhai Mangal or Abeer nikal Gaye sath mein Anjali and team bhi Bhai ne Haryana Police k top officers ki meeting bulaaali urgent...kaam Jaldi niptaana tha toh wohlog lag gaye ...or humlog ne Aaram se rest liya ...late night takk Sab district k names aagaye Bhai k pass bus ab Subah announcement hojaani thi...
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