Update-51(AP Saved The Day)
Shyaam ko main Abeer, Ashish And ajit bahaar ko nikal gaye cigarettes laane as usual...
Main-Abe kya bola tere papa ne uss kand k liye...
Ashish - nothing maine bhi same Keh diya deva bhai ki tarah thodi misunderstandings hogayi thi isliye ye sab hua...
Main-Bc... Gajab...
Humne cigarettes pee thodi bakchodi peli and 20 minutes mein waapis aagaye haweli thodi piche ki taraf hai Raju ki udhar normal log k ghar wagairaah hain nahi as ye Gaon kaa Sardaar hai toh ye vip treatment mein rehta jo bahot he chutiyaa lagta mujhe bc...lekin jo hai so hai humlog waapis aaye or jaise he haweli k close aaye toh humari gand fatt gayi kyunki bc gate par 3 guards paddey they abeer ne nabaj check ki unki ...
Abeer-behonsh hain.. Lekin kaise...
Main-Woh sab baad mein bandey andar hain for sure 2 minutes maximum hain
Jaldi bhaag.. Tumlog rukko or backup bulaao.. Call Rohit...
Hum dono andar ki taraf bhaage toh raaste mein baaki guards bhi behons paddey they or jaise he haweli kaa gate kholla toh bc andar se dhuaan he dhuaan nikala woh bhi normal dhuaan nahi gas thi koi unknown abeer ko turant khaansi aagayi mujhe itana jyaada effect nahi karne waali thi as i said earlier koi bhi poisonous thing mujhe vertigo k kaaran jaldi he effect nahi karti... Maine deagle nikaali... Wahaan se hall mein mujhe 2 bandey khadey dikhe dhundala saa dikha par ye sure tha ki woh humaare aadmi nahi they kyunki unke munh par mask type kuch laga tha...
Main-ssshhh! Right Mera left tera inke mask lelenge fir .. ..
Abeer-wahaan takk pohanchjaaunga..?
Main-main pohanch jaaunga tera dekhle...
Abeer - behonsh he hounga marrne waali gas naa Hai chloroform type kuch hai...
Main bhaagke andar ghussa or just unke pass aagaya... Unko time nahi dena tha maine isliye turant pehle ki khopadi mein deagle daagdi or awaaj hotey he woh dusara kudda ussko abeer ne goli maari par bakchodi ye hui bakchod ne goli uske mask par maari jisase woh bandey k sath sath mask bhi gaya... Wahaan sofa par Riya Sneha Ami Or Ravi paddey they..
Main-tu mask le or Inko bahaar nikaal jyaada inhale kargaye toh gand marrjaaegi... Main andar dekhta hun...
Abeer - bina mask bc...
Main-time naa kharaab kar bhosdk.. Wohlog surely surjit k room takk gaye honge sab plan karke aaye honge bc itana sab kiya hai toh maalum hoga surjit kahaan millega...
Ye bolke main seedha Surjit k room ki taraf bhaaga jahaan gas bahot Kam thi bc gand Marr rahi thi isliye lambe time takk sans rokk k leraha tha surjit k room kaa gate khulla tha or andar 3 bandey they 2 k pass gun thi and 3rd ne Surjit ko pakada tha wohlog kidnap karke lejaanaa caah rahe they maine andar enter hotey he bina wait kiye pehle ko goli maari jisase Unlog ki gand fatt gayi or jabtak dusara meri taraf moodta tabtak uspar bhi goliyaan barsaa di atleast 3 goliyaan lagi hongi usko chest par dono gun waale gaye or abtak teesre ko realise hua ki ho kya raha hai to usne surjit ko meri taraf dhakka diya or turant room se bahaar bhaaga...
Main-bahaar bhaagiyo seedha or hall mein se sabko bahaar nikalwaa...
Ye bol main uss bandey k piche bhaaga woh haweli se Baahar nikala he tha ki saamne abeer ne uspar gun taandi...
Abeer-kahaan jaarahe bhai sahaab...
Bc bahaar hawa mein aake dhangkaa sans aaya Abeer Ravi or Sneha ko nikaal chuka tha..
Main-holy shshshsshshit ahem mm ahemmm... Bhosdk ab Bhaag..
Aadmi-tum usse kabhi nahi pakad paaoge...
Ye boltey he usne turant kuch capsule type apne munh mein daala or humlog kuch samjh paatey usase pehle uske munh mein se jhaag nikaleor usne apna galla pakad liya and niche girr padda khaanstey hue..
Main-what the fuck this is some alkaayeda level shit...
Surjit andar se ami or Raju ko sahaara deke laaya halke halke honsh mein they woh log main waapis andar gaya hall mein Riya Paddi thi maine usko godd mein uthaaya bc Pehli baar itana closely dekha hai kitane time baad same wahi masoomiyat uske cehre par thi main usko bahaar leke aaya tabtak woh aadmi marrchuka tha or baaki loggon k cehre par Paani maara jaaraha Tha jisase wohlog honsh mein aarahe they Ashish Ajit andar aagaye they unhone Rohit ko call kardiya tha ussi time.. Sablog bc aise uthe jaise hangover mein hon...
Ami-my head hurts.. What the fuck happened... Gas kahaan se aai ekdum...
Main-kand hogaya tttttttt....
Main bich mein he rukk gaya kyunki bc ekdum se pait mein gudgud hogayi main piche ko hatta bc ulti girregi surely .. main dusari taraf munh karke jhukk gaya or bc jo bhi khaaya tha woh sab nikalne laga munh se... Gand fatt gayi... Bc jyaada gas inhale karne k kaaran hua hoga...
Ami-AP you ok...?
Abeer-AP...?
Main-ppppppaaani...
Abeer ne hath mein liya Paani kaa dibba mujhe diya bc sans lene mein dikkat horahi thi maine hath munh dhoye or piche bench par lait gaya.. Aankhon Mein se Paani naa rukk raha tha bc or sans lene mein takleef horahi thi...
Abeer-AP...?
Main-Ruuuuuuhi...
Abeer-Ravi Ruhi ko call kar bol Ambulance leke pohanch ASAP... Yaa hospital he chalein...
Main-naa be not so serioussssss... Baaki Sab theek hain...? Unko dekh...
Abeer-sab theek hain tujhe k hua...
Main-jyaada Inhale karliya tha naa bc...... fuck...
Tabhi wahaan Anjali Or mangal ki gaadiyaaan aai... Jinme se Anjali mangal and Rohit Uttare...
Anjali - What the fuck happened here...?
Abeer - Don't ask bc log kaa plan toh brilliant tha but in the end AP saved the day...
Anjali - Kya hua tujhe... AP...?
Abeer ne unko pura kand samjhaaya...
Anjali - Holy fuck kya plan tha Unlog kaa...
Mangal-Sachmein bc Dimag pura ladaaya tha Unlog ne...
Main-Yep.. Humlog bhi use kar shaktey hain kahin naa kahin kaam aaega ye plan but unke bandey chutiya nikale or jagah galat chunni Unlog ne....
Mangal-Humaare wahaan hua hota toh lawde lagne they bc woh toh achaa hua tu tha yahaan jo gas mein ghuss gaya or jhell gaya humlog toh sab jaatey or behosh miltey..
Rohit-Good job captain...
Main-Bc lawde kaa captain gand marrgayi...
Or ek baar firse ulti hui bc pregnant hogaya hun lagta hai...
Anjali - hospital chalein..?
Main-Ruhi aarahi hai..
Abki baar ulti se bc thoda theek hua Sans normal hua or main Raju and family k pass gaya..
Main-Sab ok hai...?
Raju-Haan sab theek hain behonshi se bahaar aarahe guards bhi... thanks to you guyss...
Main-issi liye toh aae hain dude... Chill..
Tabhi ek ambulance bhi aagayi jisme Ruhi or ek doctor or 2 ward Boys bhi aaye...
Ruhi-what the hell happened..
Maine usko pura kand bataaya toh woh jo doctor tha uske sath usne mujhe check Kiya..
Doctor - achaa hua jo vomit kardiya aapne chinta karne ki koi baat nahi hai 2-3 baar or vomit karoge toh saara kachara nikal jaaega bus khaansi or Sans mein thodi dikkat rahegi 24 hours takk... jyaada poisonous gas nahi thi or aapki body capable hai isase jyaada k liye bhi isliye don't worry all good bus ye medicines mangwaalijiye...
Main-thanks Doctor...
Uske baad uss doctor ne baaki sabko check Kiya Kuch guards ko ambulance mein daala gaya and Sneha or Raju ko hospital lejaaya gaya...
Thodi derr takk Fire brigade waalon ne woh gas nikaalo wahaan se laashein uthwaai gayi Anjali ne report banaai or thodi police waali routine hua and uske baad main seedha room mein jaake bed par girr gaya bhai ko call karke situation bataai woh Delhi mein they uske alaawa thodi normal bakchodi hui Ashish k bapu aaye wagairaah wagairaah raatko kuch khaaya nahi main lekin halki-2 vomiting puri raat rahi raat ki shift Abeer or Ami ne sambhaali iss kand k baad sab jagah security double kardi gayi subah takk uske 24 hours bhi khatam hojaaney they or uska behtreen paln fail hone k baad ab woh kuch na kar shakta tha isliye mere hissab se koi Orr attack naa hoga lekin fir bhi security double kardi gayi thi in case....
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