Ameer Khan Khan
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Update-162(The Strategy)
Main - Enough stop it..
Ami-Are you kidding me i will kill him right here right now..
Chang-Yeah try it bitch.. I'll drop you so quick like i did many times in the past..
Ami-I am faster and stronger now..
Chang-Then come on lets do it.. Dekh letey hain kisme kitana dum hai..
Main-Shut the fuck up both of you.. Idhar bhenchod meri Jaan par banni hai or tumhe apni tuchi personal rivalry nikaalni hai..
Chang-Wait what..? Kya hua tumhe..?
Main-Big shit went down few days ago.. Pehle toh dono easy hojaao or andar aajaao befaltu bakchodi nahi.. Jisko karni hai woh abhi nikal jaae yahaan se..
Hum teeno andar aaye.. Fir maine Chang ko woh jaanwar waali story sunaai kaise main kidnap hua tha and torture hua.. Or kaise ab woh jaanwar waapis yahaan aagaya Hai or mujhe maarna caahta hai..
Chang-tum darrtey ho kissi se..??
Main-keval usase..
Chang-You have to face your fears to become eligible..
Main-I know but i can't help it..
Chang-tumhaara mind kaam nahi karta uske saamne..
Main-yep..
Chang-Iska matlab usse marrna hoga.. I don't need anything that fucks with you or your brain..
Main-Exactly... Issliye main yahaan aaya hun humlog Gaon jaaenge wahaan se information lenge then wahaan se aage.. Bol ready hai..
Chang- I mean I am ready jabtak Ami promise karti hai ki woh mujhe sotey hue nahi tapka degi.. Waise toh mujhe harra nahi shakti....
Ami-Bitch I'll kill you right now..
Main-Shut up.. Ami ki guarantee meri woh tujhe hath bhi nahi lagaaegi jabtak hum usse dhund nahi letey...
Chang--then let's go kill some people..
Main-pack your bags then..
Chang-Mera samaan pack he hai I change hotel every 3 and a half days..
Main-I know..
Chang-Waise suno.. Hatt leave it.. Main puchne waala Tha tumne mujhe dhunda kaise but bekaar hai puchnaa Afterall you are...
Main-AP.. Lets go train is in 2 hours..
Chang ne apna samaan sametta and Humlog bahaar aaye toh ussne Gate bandh Kiya and uspe ek note likh k taanga and usme 2000 kaa note daala.. Actually ye trick hai uski isase usse khud check out karne k liye Hotel k desk par nahi Jaana padta jo room service waala pehle aaega woh ye dekhega paise lega or niche reception par jaake khud Chang ko checkout karwaadega.. Uske according jitane kam log and cameras usse dekhein utana better hai issliye woh humein bhi piche k darwaje se leke aaya bahaar.. Ab mujhe tha chuppna issliye sabse pehle Main medical par gaya or wahaan se Pollution mask leliye dherr saare...munh par woh pehna or aankhon par lagaaya black chasma toh Atleast itani easily toh pehchaan mein nahi aaunga..
Wahaan se humne auto liya and railway station pohanchey toh ticket tatkal mein leni padi but milgayi wahi bahot Hai.. 1st Ac mein... 3-3.5 hours kaa raasta tha.... Train abhi lagi nahi thi toh humlog baith gaye ek bench par bheed theek thaak he thi.. Mask kaafi kaam aaega ab gajab..
Chang-So tell me Boss How's Ananya.. Or what you call her Anaa..
Main-bhosdk itani bhi spying naa Kiya Kar kabhi gand fodd dunga teri main..
Chang-Ek kaam he yahi hai yahaan par.. Akela baitha rehta hun.. Ek kaam Karo Ami ki tarah mereko bhi apni team mein lelo naa...
Main-go fuck yourself bitch.. Ye nahi hone waala chutiya samjha hai kya tujhe mouka dunga main logon ko maarne kaa..
Chang - Tumlog bhi toh maartey ho criminals ko..
Main-Usme farak hai tu bhenchod bhediya hai ek baar khoon munh se laga toh tu yahaan k pocket maar ko bhi jinda nahi chhodega...
Chang- That's better naa crime rate will be 0..
Main-Shut the fuck up.. Tu spying he karta reh I don't mind...
Finally train aagayi or humlog ne apna dibba dhunda and aagaye andar.. Toh train almost khaali he thi jyada rush nahi rehta iss route par.. Humaare aas pass koi nahi baitha tha... Jo ki achi baat thi..
Train station se nikali or humlog chal paddey manjil ko taraf..
Chang-So what's the plan..
Main-Kissi cheej ko parakhne kaa sabse best tareeka hai wahaan se suru karo jahaah se woh cheej suru hui yaani mere mamaji k bagal waala village jahaan mujhe rakha gaya tha.. Woh jagah almost yaad hai mujhe.. Wahaan se sab suru hua tha toh hum bhi wahin se sab suru karenge..
Chang-Cool cool..
Main-Uske baad bhai ne jo plan bataaya Tha woh best hai ek baar yahaan se sab confirm hojaae toh humein woh dhundana hai ki usse kon bachaya.. Jo kaam team waale kar he rahe hain.. Yaani 1 time par 2 kaam..
Ami-True..
Humlog shyaam 4.30 baje takk wahaan pohanchey kaafi time baad aana hua tha iss side last time Sam ko lene aaye they.. Humlog uttare train se maine apna pollution mask or chasma lagaaya station par kaafi cehal-pehal thi.. Medium city thi ye.. Yahaan se humein gaon Jaana tha lekin usase pehle ek hotel caahiye tha rukkney k liye taaki samaan wagairaah rakh shakein usmein..issliye station se bahaar nikaltey he jo pehla hotel dikha usme ghuss gaye hum.. Jyaada higclass nahi but kaafi badhiya hotel tha or iss city mein isase better hotel kam he millenge so time waste karne ki jarurat thi nahi.. Reception par ek ladki baithi thi 24-25 saal ki dikhne mein kaafi sahi thi...
Main-Hello.. We need 3 rooms...
Recep-Sure.. Ek baar check kar leti hun main..
Main--No problem...
Recep-Actually sir keval 2 he rooms khaali hain at the moment... But 1 double hai...
Main-That's fine hum manage karlenge..
Recep-Ok sir.. Can I have an ID..
I'd lawda I'd bc I'd he deni hoti toh ye jhant baraabar mask lagaake ghumta main..
Main-Chang de toh tere pass kya kami hain Id's ki...
Chang-Kahaan ki caahiye..? Or konsi dun..?
Recep-Konsi matlab sir..?
Main-oh iska matlab Konsi id caahiye adhaar card, pan card voter id etcetera...
Recep-koi bhi valid proof chalega sir..
Chang ne apna bag khola or ek id nikaal ke dee usme se..
Recep-Thankyou Mr Batliwala..
Main-(aaram se) Wait what the hell Batliwala..? Seriously....
Chang-(aaram se) that's a cool name dude..
Usne name wagairaah note kiye then maine paise diye and keys Lee.. And seedha uppar aaye rooms aamne saamne they dusara toh khola bhi nahi ek room khola usme samaan rakha....
Main-Chang tu camera utha tera.. Ami woh copy pen paddi hai woh uthaa and chalo..
Ami-kya humlog news waale banke jaaenge kya..
Main-Nahi humlog central government se IIEE waale banke jaaenge... IIEE kaa matlab pata hai..?
Chang- Indian Institute Of Ecology and...
Ami-And Environment.. IIEE...
Main-Nice show off karne ki jarurat nahi hai I know tum shyaane ho dono...
Chang-I can only talk about myself don't know about others..
Main-ok.. Story suno uss location par ek Report ban rahi hai uske liye gaon mein aaein hain humlog.. Kyunki story ye hai ki wahaan accidentally aag lagi thi or kaafi log marre they... Yahaan takk ki aas pass waalon ko bhi nahi pata tha real mein kya hua..
Ami-ok ok..
Humlog ne room lock kiya or niche aaye.. Main Reception par aaya..
Recep-Hello sir.. Kaisa laga room..
Main-It's perfect.. Thanks.. Listen aapke hotel ki taxi service toh hogi he..
Recep-Yes sir but charges alag se honge sir uske..
Main-No problem at all..
Recep-Ok sir I'll arrange that..
5 minute baad gate par Swift khaddi thi driver k sath.. Humlog gaadi mein aake baithey Teeno piche he baith gaye...
Main-Bhai suno Badyan gaon Jaana Hai or 2 - 3 ghantey baad waapis aana hai..
Driver - Ji sahaab theek hai..
Gaadi chal paddi... Kaafi sahi condition mein thi gaadi.. Driver bhi theek tha..
Driver - Ek Baat puchun sir..
Main-Pucho..
Driver - Badyan mein kiske yahaan Jaana Hai.. Kya haina main bhi ussi gaon kaa hun toh thoda utsuk hun jaananey ko..
Main-arey gajab.. Ye toh sahi hogaya.. Darshall woh jo factory nahi thi gobber gas waali jahaan par aag lagi thi or kaafi nuksaan hua tha Jaan maal kaa..
Driver-Haan haan sir uss haadse ko kon bhull shakta Hai..
Main-Humein wahin Jaana Hai kya haina usspar ek choti see report ban rahi hai ussi k liye thodi Kahaaniyaan or photos wagairaah caahiye..
Driver-oh ho ye toh bahot achi baat hai...
Main-kya haina uss jagah par kya hua kaise hua pata chale toh hum aage woh sab hone se bachaa shaktey hain..
Driver-ji ji..
Gajab ye banda ussi gaon ka hai bol chaal se banda bhi theek lag raha hai matlab ye kaam aaega...
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Wah bhai bohat hi shandaar update.
And waiting for next update bhai.