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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

Part 3 kaa title kya hona caahiye?

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Main - Enough stop it..

Ami-Are you kidding me i will kill him right here right now..

Chang-Yeah try it bitch.. I'll drop you so quick like i did many times in the past..

Ami-I am faster and stronger now..

Chang-Then come on lets do it.. Dekh letey hain kisme kitana dum hai..

Main-Shut the fuck up both of you.. Idhar bhenchod meri Jaan par banni hai or tumhe apni tuchi personal rivalry nikaalni hai..

Chang-Wait what..? Kya hua tumhe..?

Main-Big shit went down few days ago.. Pehle toh dono easy hojaao or andar aajaao befaltu bakchodi nahi.. Jisko karni hai woh abhi nikal jaae yahaan se..

Hum teeno andar aaye.. Fir maine Chang ko woh jaanwar waali story sunaai kaise main kidnap hua tha and torture hua.. Or kaise ab woh jaanwar waapis yahaan aagaya Hai or mujhe maarna caahta hai..


Chang-tum darrtey ho kissi se..??

Main-keval usase..

Chang-You have to face your fears to become eligible..
Main-I know but i can't help it..
Chang-tumhaara mind kaam nahi karta uske saamne..

Main-yep..

Chang-Iska matlab usse marrna hoga.. I don't need anything that fucks with you or your brain..

Main-Exactly... Issliye main yahaan aaya hun humlog Gaon jaaenge wahaan se information lenge then wahaan se aage.. Bol ready hai..

Chang- I mean I am ready jabtak Ami promise karti hai ki woh mujhe sotey hue nahi tapka degi.. Waise toh mujhe harra nahi shakti....

Ami-Bitch I'll kill you right now..

Main-Shut up.. Ami ki guarantee meri woh tujhe hath bhi nahi lagaaegi jabtak hum usse dhund nahi letey...

Chang--then let's go kill some people..

Main-pack your bags then..

Chang-Mera samaan pack he hai I change hotel every 3 and a half days..

Main-I know..

Chang-Waise suno.. Hatt leave it.. Main puchne waala Tha tumne mujhe dhunda kaise but bekaar hai puchnaa Afterall you are...

Main-AP.. Lets go train is in 2 hours..

Chang ne apna samaan sametta and Humlog bahaar aaye toh ussne Gate bandh Kiya and uspe ek note likh k taanga and usme 2000 kaa note daala.. Actually ye trick hai uski isase usse khud check out karne k liye Hotel k desk par nahi Jaana padta jo room service waala pehle aaega woh ye dekhega paise lega or niche reception par jaake khud Chang ko checkout karwaadega.. Uske according jitane kam log and cameras usse dekhein utana better hai issliye woh humein bhi piche k darwaje se leke aaya bahaar.. Ab mujhe tha chuppna issliye sabse pehle Main medical par gaya or wahaan se Pollution mask leliye dherr saare...munh par woh pehna or aankhon par lagaaya black chasma toh Atleast itani easily toh pehchaan mein nahi aaunga..

Wahaan se humne auto liya and railway station pohanchey toh ticket tatkal mein leni padi but milgayi wahi bahot Hai.. 1st Ac mein... 3-3.5 hours kaa raasta tha.... Train abhi lagi nahi thi toh humlog baith gaye ek bench par bheed theek thaak he thi.. Mask kaafi kaam aaega ab gajab..

Chang-So tell me Boss How's Ananya.. Or what you call her Anaa..

Main-bhosdk itani bhi spying naa Kiya Kar kabhi gand fodd dunga teri main..

Chang-Ek kaam he yahi hai yahaan par.. Akela baitha rehta hun.. Ek kaam Karo Ami ki tarah mereko bhi apni team mein lelo naa...

Main-go fuck yourself bitch.. Ye nahi hone waala chutiya samjha hai kya tujhe mouka dunga main logon ko maarne kaa..

Chang - Tumlog bhi toh maartey ho criminals ko..

Main-Usme farak hai tu bhenchod bhediya hai ek baar khoon munh se laga toh tu yahaan k pocket maar ko bhi jinda nahi chhodega...

Chang- That's better naa crime rate will be 0..

Main-Shut the fuck up.. Tu spying he karta reh I don't mind...

Finally train aagayi or humlog ne apna dibba dhunda and aagaye andar.. Toh train almost khaali he thi jyada rush nahi rehta iss route par.. Humaare aas pass koi nahi baitha tha... Jo ki achi baat thi..

Train station se nikali or humlog chal paddey manjil ko taraf..

Chang-So what's the plan..

Main-Kissi cheej ko parakhne kaa sabse best tareeka hai wahaan se suru karo jahaah se woh cheej suru hui yaani mere mamaji k bagal waala village jahaan mujhe rakha gaya tha.. Woh jagah almost yaad hai mujhe.. Wahaan se sab suru hua tha toh hum bhi wahin se sab suru karenge..

Chang-Cool cool..

Main-Uske baad bhai ne jo plan bataaya Tha woh best hai ek baar yahaan se sab confirm hojaae toh humein woh dhundana hai ki usse kon bachaya.. Jo kaam team waale kar he rahe hain.. Yaani 1 time par 2 kaam..

Ami-True..


Humlog shyaam 4.30 baje takk wahaan pohanchey kaafi time baad aana hua tha iss side last time Sam ko lene aaye they.. Humlog uttare train se maine apna pollution mask or chasma lagaaya station par kaafi cehal-pehal thi.. Medium city thi ye.. Yahaan se humein gaon Jaana tha lekin usase pehle ek hotel caahiye tha rukkney k liye taaki samaan wagairaah rakh shakein usmein..issliye station se bahaar nikaltey he jo pehla hotel dikha usme ghuss gaye hum.. Jyaada higclass nahi but kaafi badhiya hotel tha or iss city mein isase better hotel kam he millenge so time waste karne ki jarurat thi nahi.. Reception par ek ladki baithi thi 24-25 saal ki dikhne mein kaafi sahi thi...

Main-Hello.. We need 3 rooms...

Recep-Sure.. Ek baar check kar leti hun main..

Main--No problem...

Recep-Actually sir keval 2 he rooms khaali hain at the moment... But 1 double hai...

Main-That's fine hum manage karlenge..

Recep-Ok sir.. Can I have an ID..

I'd lawda I'd bc I'd he deni hoti toh ye jhant baraabar mask lagaake ghumta main..

Main-Chang de toh tere pass kya kami hain Id's ki...

Chang-Kahaan ki caahiye..? Or konsi dun..?

Recep-Konsi matlab sir..?

Main-oh iska matlab Konsi id caahiye adhaar card, pan card voter id etcetera...

Recep-koi bhi valid proof chalega sir..

Chang ne apna bag khola or ek id nikaal ke dee usme se..

Recep-Thankyou Mr Batliwala..

Main-(aaram se) Wait what the hell Batliwala..? Seriously....

Chang-(aaram se) that's a cool name dude..

Usne name wagairaah note kiye then maine paise diye and keys Lee.. And seedha uppar aaye rooms aamne saamne they dusara toh khola bhi nahi ek room khola usme samaan rakha....

Main-Chang tu camera utha tera.. Ami woh copy pen paddi hai woh uthaa and chalo..

Ami-kya humlog news waale banke jaaenge kya..

Main-Nahi humlog central government se IIEE waale banke jaaenge... IIEE kaa matlab pata hai..?

Chang- Indian Institute Of Ecology and...

Ami-And Environment.. IIEE...

Main-Nice show off karne ki jarurat nahi hai I know tum shyaane ho dono...

Chang-I can only talk about myself don't know about others..

Main-ok.. Story suno uss location par ek Report ban rahi hai uske liye gaon mein aaein hain humlog.. Kyunki story ye hai ki wahaan accidentally aag lagi thi or kaafi log marre they... Yahaan takk ki aas pass waalon ko bhi nahi pata tha real mein kya hua..

Ami-ok ok..

Humlog ne room lock kiya or niche aaye.. Main Reception par aaya..

Recep-Hello sir.. Kaisa laga room..

Main-It's perfect.. Thanks.. Listen aapke hotel ki taxi service toh hogi he..

Recep-Yes sir but charges alag se honge sir uske..

Main-No problem at all..

Recep-Ok sir I'll arrange that..

5 minute baad gate par Swift khaddi thi driver k sath.. Humlog gaadi mein aake baithey Teeno piche he baith gaye...

Main-Bhai suno Badyan gaon Jaana Hai or 2 - 3 ghantey baad waapis aana hai..

Driver - Ji sahaab theek hai..

Gaadi chal paddi... Kaafi sahi condition mein thi gaadi.. Driver bhi theek tha..


Driver - Ek Baat puchun sir..

Main-Pucho..

Driver - Badyan mein kiske yahaan Jaana Hai.. Kya haina main bhi ussi gaon kaa hun toh thoda utsuk hun jaananey ko..

Main-arey gajab.. Ye toh sahi hogaya.. Darshall woh jo factory nahi thi gobber gas waali jahaan par aag lagi thi or kaafi nuksaan hua tha Jaan maal kaa..

Driver-Haan haan sir uss haadse ko kon bhull shakta Hai..

Main-Humein wahin Jaana Hai kya haina usspar ek choti see report ban rahi hai ussi k liye thodi Kahaaniyaan or photos wagairaah caahiye..

Driver-oh ho ye toh bahot achi baat hai...

Main-kya haina uss jagah par kya hua kaise hua pata chale toh hum aage woh sab hone se bachaa shaktey hain..

Driver-ji ji..

Gajab ye banda ussi gaon ka hai bol chaal se banda bhi theek lag raha hai matlab ye kaam aaega...


Continued...

Wah bhai bohat hi shandaar update.

And waiting for next update bhai.
 
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Update-163(The Factory)




Main-Waise tumhaare kya vichaar hain uss factory par...

Maine uss driver se pucha...

Driver-Humaare kya vichaar honge sir..gareeb aadmi hain humein bhalla kya maalum kya hua hoga wahaan.. Aajtak police waale he naa Pata kar paae..

Main-Fir bhi tumhe kya lagta hai kya hua hoga wahaan...

Driver-Kya hua ye toh pata nahi sir lekin jo hua woh sahi he hua...

Main - Matlab..

Driver-Are Sir woh factory thi naa woh adda thi apraadhiyon kaa nasha, randibaaji, huddang baaji, gundagardi yahi kartey they wahaan k log.. Gaon ki ladkiyon ko cheddna logon se maarpeet karna..

Main-koi kuch kehta nahi tha..

Driver- kehne waalon ki kuttey se bhi badtar haalat kardetey they sir woh galiyon mein douda douda k maartey they..

Main-achaa matlab bahot ganda kaam Tha..

Driver-Pucho mattt sir uske baad gaon pura uppar uth gaya sab khussi khussi rehtey hain...

Main-ok OK... Kon maalik tha iska..?

Driver- Gaon kaa he seth tha sir ek Balwan Singla... Bahot nuksaan hua tha isase sir usko yahaan takk ki uska bhai Jaikanth Singla bhi isme jall kar Marr gaya tha..

Jaikanth ye wahi tha jissne meri supari di thi jisko Abeer ne maara tha..

Main - Ye Balwan ab kya karta hai..

Driver- kuch nahi sahaab jameen hai theek thaak gaon mein naam bhi hai kuch log bhi rehtey hain sath bus khaata peeta gaon waalon se karj vasulta hai or sojaata hai.. Tucha inshaan sab kuch kho k bhi kuch nahi seekha.. Abhi bhi ghatiya he hai.. Gaon k bilkul bahaar kheton mein kothi Banaa rakhi hai mast.. Wahin rehta hai jo kaam hota hai uske aadmiyon ko bolta hai woh kardetey hain..

Main-tumne kahaa uss factory k baad gaon badal gaya lekin ye toh Abhi bhi hai..

Driver-woh toh rahega he sahaab aadhe se jyaada gaon ne paise liye hain Usase.. Jyaada nahi 5-10 hajaar wahi chukaa nahi paatey toh ye unki bahu betiyon ko bulwaa leta hai kothi par.. Log kuch nahi kehtey unka karj jo chukk raha hai ahista ahista.. Paise utane nahi hain uske pass issliye keval gaon mein he dabdaba hai uska..

Main-ye toh ghatiya aadmi hai..

Driver-Bahot..

Main-Achaa.. Aag lagi uss din kya hua ye pata hai tumhe..?

Driver-Nahi sahaab uss din main booking par gaya tha passenger leke.. 2-3 ghantey baad he pohancha tha yahaan..

Main-theek theek..

Driver-Haan lekin Mera bhai tha yahaan sabse pehle jo ekka dukka log aaye they aag lagne k baad usme woh bhi tha..

Main-Gajab.. Humaare sath baat karlega woh..?

Driver-Waise toh nahi karta sahaab woh daru wagairaah bahot peeta hai.. Main baat karunga toh kya maalum bataa he dey kuch.. Koshish karunga sahaab..

Main-Arrey dhanywaad..

Gaon 7-8 kms tha wahaan se humlog gaon pohanchey toh abhi kaafi badal gaya tha gaon kaafi development hui thi kuch jagah par toh lekin baaki wahi same kache pakke lower middle class ghar they.. Ek school tha government jiski haalat theek thaak he thi... Uss school ko cross kiya toh gaon k outside aagaye they or jaise he humne woh last turn liya saamne woh factory dekh mujhe jhatka laga.. 3 - 4 acre mein thi woh single floor ki thi ab puri tarah jalkar raakh hogayi thi chhatt wagairaah girri paddi thi jyaadatar.. Kull milaake proper khandar tha woh.. Gaadi rukki or humlog uttare..

Driver-Woh saamne sahaab gate hai mujhe yahin rukkna paddega gaon se kaafi bahar hain chor uchakke ghumtey rehtey hain gaadi kaa nuksaan hojaaega..

Main-Theek theek...

Humlog uttare gaadi mein se toh saamne gate tha kaafi burri haalat mein tha woh gate.. Actually bahaar kaa mujhe kuch yaad nahi tha kyunki mujhe laaya gaya tab bhi main behonsh tha or yahaan se lejaaya gaya tab bhi main behonsh tha.. Humlog andar aaye.. Toh almost khatam hochuka tha interior ghupp andherra tha wahaan toh aage Jaane se pehle mobile ki light jalaai maine or Chang ne..

Chang- this place is messed up boss..

Main-Indeed it is.. Gas factory thi uppar se samaan bhi lakadi yaa plastic kaa he tha or naa koi fire brigade pohanchi 1-2 ghanto takk matlab ek baar aag lagi toh sab khatam karke he rukki...

Chang-I see.. Sambhal k..

Ami-waise yahaan kya dhund rahe hain hum..

Main-Frankly speaking kuch bhi nahi but still agar koi jagah mill jaae chippney ki jahaan aag se bachaa jaa shake woh.. Kyunki maanlo woh aadmi ko Abeer ne aag laga di thi maanlo usase bach gaya woh but ye factory ki aag se kaise bacha...


Chang-True..


Humlog ghumtey ghumtey ek room k saamne aaye jiska darwaaja lohe kaa tha or uss darwaje ko dekhtey he main samjh gaya ye wahi room tha jisme mujhe rakha gaya tha kyunki iss darwaje k andar ki side bhi same he design hai itana he bada tha woh.. Iss side kaa hissa utana damaged nahi tha bilkul corner par tha ye factory k or yahaan jyaadatar iron kaa he kaam Tha.. But still sab kaala hochuka tha.. Chang ne dum lagaaya but woh gate naa khulla shayad jaam hogaya tha hum dono ne dum lagaaya tab jaake awaaj karta hua aadha jaake khulla or mere saamne tha wahi room jisko main humessa dekhta hun apni mind palace mein woh najaara dekhtey he mere saamne pura flashback ghum gaya or main wahin rukk gaya ... Ek takk uss room ko dekhraha tha main ye wahi jagah thi jahaan main rojj thoda thoda karke marrta tha... Lekin ab difference ye tha ki naa toh wahaan jameen par chaaron taraf khoon padda tha or naa he wahaan logon ki haddiyaan paddi thi.. Lekin baaki Sab same tha...

Chang - AP....boss...

Chang ne mujhe hillaya tab jaake main present mein aaya..

Main-This is the room..

Chang-let's go in..

Main-I. I. I. Can't...

Ami-what...?

Chang-what do you mean you can't..?

Main-I just can't main nahi jaa shakta andar..


Chang - Don't be afraid.. Come on in..

Main-what do you mean don't be afraid bitch ofcourse i am afraid people die to see hell i lived through hell and this place was hell..

Chang-Fuck it i'll go...

Main-Ami you stay here with me..

Ami-maine itana scared kabhi nahi dekha tumhe..

Main-kyunki isase pehle itana darr mujhe laga bhi nahi..


Chang andar enter hua phone hath mein leke..

Chang-what the fuck ye room abhi bhi baans maar raha hai..

Main-tu kaam nipta and lets go i dont want to be in here..

Chang - on it..

Main-yahaan aane kaa idea dikhne mein jitana Bakwaas lag raha tha real mein usase kahin jyaada bakwas hai.. It fucking suck...

Chang-boss i got it..

Main-kya..?

Chang - andar aao toh clue millega...

Main-bhosdk yahin se bataadey naa.. Jaruri Hai Meri gand faadni..

Chang-You have to face your fears to become eligible...

Main - Maalum Hai apne baap ko Matt seekha..

Ami-come on don't be a bitch let's go..

Ami ne mera hath pakkada or main kuch kar paata usase pehle mujhe khinchke andar legayi woh...

Chang - Dekha ye raha clue...

Main-nahi dikha....

Chang-what the fuck.. Kyun?

Main-aankhe band hain meri isliye bhosdk..

Chang-oh fuck this shit.. Come on dude pura din nahi hai..

Maine ahistey se aankhein kholi toh saamne piche ki deewar mein ek chedd tha jahaan se Roshani room mein aarahi thi. Chedd itana bada tha ki ek aadmi nikal shakta tha usme se bahaar.. Or chedd dekh k lag raha tha ki woh bahaar se kiya gaya hai matlab yahaan se nikaala gaya hai... Police yaa fire brigade waalon ne kissi ko nikaala nahi toh matlab saaf tha yahaan se kissi aadmi ko nikaala tha or most probably woh aadmi woh jaanwar he tha... Milgaya clue lets go...

Or jaise he main Jaane k liye mudda mereko room mein woh jagah dikhi jahaan main padda tha woh corner meri life kaa sabse important corner tha buss issi ki derr thi woh dekhtey he main kuttey k maafik uss room se bhaaga or tabtak naa rukka jabtak bahaar main gate naa dikh gaya ho.. Or fir bhi seedha bahaar he aake rukka... Or bahaar aake ghutano par hath rakh k Khaasney laga bc sans Chadd gaye.. Fuck... Ye meri life ka sabse bura idea tha...


Driver-kya hua sahaab..

Main-Arrey k. K. Uch nahi race laga rahe they bahaar takk main jeet gaya...

Driver-leliye photo wagairaah..

Main-Haao..

Ami or Chang dono bahaar aaye...or humlog firse gaadi mein baithey...

Main-tumhaare bhai se milwaado ab..

Driver - ji sahaab..

Main-waise iske alawa tumhe kuch naa maalum iss jagah k baare mein..? Kya Koi jinda bacha tha..?

Driver- woh toh nahi maalum sahaab..

Main-Yaad karo gaon mein kissi ne kuch jikar kiya ho kahin chopal par yaa fir koi or idea ho gaon hai yaar kuch naa kuch toh khabbar uddi hogi... Dimag par jorr daalo thoda..socho kuch naa kuch jarur millega..

Chang-suno woh din yaad karo befaltu ki cheejain Chhodo tumhe kaise pata chala tha yahaan aane se pehle..
Driver-ji main Delhi Airport par sawari drop karke aaraha tha raastey mein tha ki mere bhai kaa phone aaya ussne mujhe bataaya ki factory mein bahot badi aag lag gayi hai kaafi log marrgaye... Toh mujhe tab pata chala..


Main-abtoh tera bhai he kuch madad kar shakta Hai..

Continued..
 

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Main-abtoh tera bhai he madad karega kuch..

Driver-jaldi pohanchna padega sahaab uska time horaha hai ek baar peene lag gaya toh fir naa kuch bolega woh...

Or aisa he hua humlog uske ghar k saamne pohanchey toh bc 7.00 bajgyae they theek thaak ghar tha chota par tikaau.. Uski biwi ne bataaya ki woh peeke so chuka hai... Uthaane kaa bhi koi faayda nahi tha ab.. Kyunki kuch bolega nahi... Toh humne Kal subah kaa plan banaaya uss driver ne force kiya ki yahin rukk jaao but humne usse dikkat naa dene kaa socha or usse kaha ki humein drop kar aaye hotel.. Humlog waapis hotel pohanchey tabtak 8 bajgyae they uss driver ne bataaya ki subah bhi jaldi he Jaana paddega warna woh subah bhi chaalu hua he millega... Bhenchod pura din daru he peeta hai kya... Khair jo bhi tha..

Nahaa dho k Hum teeno mere room mein baith gaye.. Dinner wahin mangwaa liya tha...

Chang-You know what boss, it's crazy ki kitana jaldi sab badal gaya.. I mean thode time pehle takk humlog kya kar rahe they or yahaan aane k baad sab aise maano kuch hua he nahi.. I think you me ami And abeer are the strongest personalities ever..

Main-true..

Chang-Specially you i mean i dont have any idea how you Control yourself.. Kaise control kartey ho khudko..

Main-it's not that tough bus ye yaad karta hun ki kya hoga agar control nahi raha toh or woh future ki image dimag mein ban jaati hai and that image is very disturbing issliye line mein rehta hun.. Also mujhe jarurat nahi padti because I have people like you Ami and my family my team with me.. Mujhe keval plan banaana hota hai physical work wohlog karletey hain toh mere ko dikkat nahi hoti.. You know yahaan aane k baad seriously maine kissi ko nahi maara hai..

Ami-true..

Main-also kuch friends hain like in college and all sabse mill jull k normal lagta hai.. I mean 1.5 saal se pehle bhi toh normal he lifestyle tha mera I mean normal nahi lekin jo 1.5 saal mein hua usase toh niche he tha.. I mean Surendra bahot hard tha but uske sath bandey chutiya they....Warna gand maar leta meri woh.. Waise maar he Lee ussne almost... Jaatey Jaatey Sanjay ko mere piche lagaa gaya or bhenchod Sanjay kaa support kon karta hai ye bataane ki jarurat nahi hai..

Chang- wahi toh Chutiyaapa hai.. I mean its ok Red John is great and all but kya karlega woh jyaada se jyaada 100 vips ko maarlega fuck it 500 lagaalo and bam then gayab baat khatam but Sanjay k hath agar India lag gaya toh itane log uski wajah se weekly Marrenge uppar se economy, youth, democracy, freedom sab khatam hojaaega woh pure Asia par raaj karega... And abhi bataadun if those people support Sanjay it means there is nothing in this world to stop him.. I mean not even AP can defeat him uske liye toh Fir control chhodna he padega.. Kyunki yahaan koi superman batman Ironman nahi hai this is fucking real life one bullet to the head and bam game over or uske pass goli chalane waalon ki kami hai nahi so it'll be tough.. Decision itane tough honge ki unhe tum he le shaktey ho I mean even i can't..

Main-Chang the thing about you is you are a fucking genius at everything I love it I fucking love it but jo cheej tumhe or Ami ko alag karti hai woh hai tumhaara behaviour... logon k sath ghullna milna hota hai jo tu kar nahi shakta.. Try interacting with people...

Chang - Oh yeah sure dude.. Yahaan par 95% logon kaa IQ mere IQ kaa 9% hai by fact bataa raha hun unlog se kya baat karun..??"or bhai kya haal..?" "" kaise ho?? Ghar Mein Sab kaise hain "?? I mean bitch I don't care tere ghar men sab kaise hain... Uppar se sabko gyaan baantna hai I mean jiss cheej ki knowledge uss bandey ko 1% hai usme bhi Nobel prize lene ki baatein kartey hain.. I can't fucking interact with these people I don't know tum kaise karletey ho

Main-lol..

Thodi derr baad Ami apne room mein chali gayi or main bed par and chang Couch par lait gaya.. Nind nahi bc aas pass bhi nahi thi jabtak uss bhen k pakode ko Jaan se nahi maarlunga tabtak nind nahi aaegi..


Subah takk kull milaake pura 30 minutes soya hoga main.. Subah 5 baje bed se utha main Chang fresh hoke walk k liye gaya tha main fresh hua garmi kaafi thi aaj subah subah bhi even,main mast nahaaya or 5.30 baje takk ready hogaya tabtak Chang bhi aagaya tha woh nahaane ko ghuss gaya or maine room service se coffee mangwaali thodi derr mein Chang bathroom se nikala or Ami bhi aagayi.. 6 baje takk humlog naasta waasta karke ready they Jaane k liye maine apna mask or chasma lagaaya or hum Niche aaye toh reception par ek launda baitha tha uske alaawa koi nahi dikhaa 4on taraf... Bahaar aaye toh woh Driver gaadi par kapda maar raha tha.. Raat ko yahin rukk gaya tha shayad quarter wagairaah mein..

Driver-aao sahaab..

Main-Abe abhi toh nahi pee hogi naa ussne..

Driver-Keh nahi shakta sahaab uthtey he theke ki taraf nikal jaata hai woh..

Main-Jaldi chal toh fir..

Humlog nikale gaon k liye 6.20 takk gaon mein enter hue toh gaon k start mein he theka hai Driver ne wahaan break maari..

Driver-Woh raha sahaab aaiye aaiye...

Humlog fataak se gaadi se uttare toh ek 45-50 age ka kamjor saa aadmi Theke waale k sath gaali galoch kar raha tha.. Uska saree aisa tha ki bhenchod aadndhi aajae toh kam se kam 12km durr se uthake laana paddey usse..

Driver-Bhilley...

Bhilley-konsa hai..?

Driver - Idhar piche..

Bhilley-Achaa hua tu aagaya laa 100 rupaae de toh ek adhaa lena hai arr yo maadarchod udhaar naa deraha..

Driver-Idhar aa pehle..

Woh humaare pass aaya..

Driver-Ye sahaab log ko kaam Hai tujhse.. Woh factory k baare mein kuch puchna hai..

Bhilley-Paise doge sahaab??

Main-kitane caahiye..?

Bhilley - 500.. Nahi 1000..

Main-10000 dunga..

Ye sunke uski nashe mein bandh aankhein puri khull gayi raat waali ek dum se uttar gayi uski..

Bhilley-kyun majaak karr rey ho sahaab..

Ami ne apne jebb se usko 2000 k 6 notes diye.. Bc cash ki koi kami nahi thi.. Keval cash he tha.. Ye dekh Bhilley ne apni aankhein massli maano sapna dekh raha ho or fir jhapata maarke Ami se paise liye..

Driver - ye toh 12000 hain..

Main-Rakh le tu..

Ye suntey he woh toh maano Ambani holiyaa seedha mudda theke ki taraf..

Main-naa beta aise nahi pehle kaam fir daru..

Driver-Arrey nahi sahaab iss maadarchod ki udhaar chukaa dun..

Ye bolke ussne ek 2000 kaa note nikaala apne sir k uppar ghumaaya or ikkatha karke andar counter par khadey bandey k munh par faink k maara..

Driver - le bhosdk teri Maa ko dedena ye.

Bhenchod attitude dekh rahe ho bandey kaa gajab.. Paise nahi aisa attitude caahiye..

Main-aaja...

Humne usse gaadi mein liya woh aage baitha Or humlog ne gaadi wahaan se ek side lagaai.. Woh banda abhi bhi paison ko he ghurr raha tha bc..

Main - Achaa suno sabse pehle toh ye bataao kuch yaad hai tumhe..

Bhilley-kya sahaab daru peeta hun usase yaadasht thodi kamjor hogi sab yaad hai mereko sir se leke pair takk..

Main-Achaa toh mujhe sab bata suru kaise hua or khatam kaise.. Ye paise daal le dekhne se do gunna nahi honge theek se bataaega toh jarur hojaaenge..

Ye sun ussne turant woh paise apne jebb mein daale..

Bhilley- woh factory ko moutt kaa kua boltey they sahaab...

Main-ye sab tera bhai bataa chukka..

Bhilley-arrey usse ghanta Patta hoga Saara sach aadhe se jyaada time toh bahaar raha hai ye gaon se.. Main bataaUnga sab..


Main-Acha batao..


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