Health How To Eat a Pussy

[Aakash.]

Koi log iska hindi translation karo . Padhne ka man to kar raha par angreji kaon padhe

Google translate use karo​

 

[Rocky.]

Google translate use karo​

Office me kabhi kabhi vahi use karte h . Par usme bahut errors hoti h

 

[Coquine_Guy]

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge head first into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Niss

The Response:

Dear P. Niss:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
V. Gina

 

[Yug Purush]

In other words... How to be a good Burchatta or burchatti (for lesbians)

 

[Batman]

In other words... How to be a good Burchatta or burchatti (for lesbians)

 

[Batman]

Ashish120 dekh le, Billua. He is eating pussies. Bach ke rahna

 

[Tera Jass]

CLITS THAT NEED A SERIOUS GOING OVER

These are the most fun because you can be creative. Pretend your tongue is the bad cop and the clit is the guy who killed your partner. Separate him from his buddies (the lips) and suck him right up into your mouth. Now he’s on your turf. Keep him erect by creating an air-tight vacuum chamber in your mouth. Slap the little bugger upside the head with one big tongue bonk. He’s not going to tell you shit because he’s a clit and he has no idea what you’re talking about, but kick his ass anyway. After a few teasers and swirling circles, rat-a-tat-tat him senseless like a boxer whacking a speed bag. If she starts freaking out like it’s too much, ease up on the interrogation and go back to the St. Bernard licks. The vacuum is a great way to bring her to orgasm, but it’s a bit much sometimes, so mix things up with some circles around the clit and some tongue fucking.

As you’re closing in for the kill, go back to the vacuum and give the suspect a relentless head smacking. Up-and-downies are usually the most effective, but your tongue will get less tired if you throw in a few side-to-sides. When you feel the inner thighs start to shake, this is it. Be repetitive. Do NOT be creative. You’re almost home and this is not the time to start changing tactics.

Extra tip: To keep the rhythm going, try repeating a chant in your head that goes with the movement of your tongue like a Mic Mac Indian (hi-yi-yi-ya, hi-yi-yi-ya, hi-yi-yi-ya). Any inconsistent action may throw her off, killing the mood or at least setting you back a few minutes, which is bad for morale.

Important: Keep going several seconds after her orgasm. Remember, it isn’t over until the hands come down from above and lay you off. If she’s multi-orgasmic you’ll have to keep going until you’ve done the whole routine another four or five times. If you’re not sure what to do, just keep giving her shit until the magic hands come down to pull you off.

सारी सटोरी हिंदी में लिखो अंकल

 

[Mr. BERLIN]

Rocky. tichkule ye Dr. Kya krke rukega be

 

[Coquine_Guy]

Rocky. tichkule ye Dr. Kya krke rukega be

Arre Priest bhai ... Rukna Kaahe ko ?

Bakaaiti to abhi poori honi hai

 

[Mr. BERLIN]

Arre Priest bhai ... Rukna Kaahe ko ?

Bakaaiti to abhi poori honi hai

Aap kon kiska besh bdal kr ghum rhe ho jane pahchane maloom hote ho