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मज़ा आ गया. सुपर्बUpdate 10- Naya ehsaas...
Hum andar jaane lage aur andar se ek couple jhagda karte hue bahar aaye aur humse takra gaye,saari cold drink aur popcorn un dono pe giri aur ham charo ki najare mili ..
Aur ab hum charo ki fatti …
Wo couple the Ashwini ka bhai Ashwin aur Vidya didi ki shsher1 wali dost Diksha !
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Hum charo ke charo shock me the aur sabse pehle shock se jo nikalega baji wahi marega aur yaha me lucky nikla ke mere sath lomdi se bhi shatir chudail ki amma jo thi !
Ashwini- Kya baat he bhai, tune to maa ke liye bahu bhi dhundh li! Muze to kabhi gaon ke theatre me nahi leke gaya tha aur yaha to Cinemax, waah bhai waah, kam se kam apni behen ko to bata dete .
Fir usne jabardasti Diksha se hath milate hue kaha,
Ashwini : Me Ashwini, iski judwa behen, aap ka naam kya hai Bhabhi ?
Mene dekha Ashwin jo pehele se mere dwara kapde kharab hone se garam ho gaya tha ab wo Ashwini ke nautanki se gusse se ubal raha tha aur baar baar kabhi Ashwini ko to kabhi muze dekh raha tha, dekh to wo Ashwini ko raha tha ,muze to najaro se he kha raha tha. Itna gussa ke qatal he kar de mera sab ke saamne.
Me : Ashwini sun ye log jaldi me hai to inko jaane de hum bhi jate he aise bhi gaon jaane me time lagega hume, kyu ? aur sorry ha meri wajah se kapde gile ho gaye tumhare ,sorry.
Ashwin : (gusse me, par dhire se)Kab se chal raha he tum dono ka ye ,kab se ?
Ashwini : Khud ko dekh bhai pehle to, aur dusra hum to yaha kaam se aaye the, mera mood ban gaya to movie dekhne aa gaye ,par acchaa he hua, ghar me Papa ko bhi to pata chale ke beta ji kitni mehnat se kaam kar rahe he , ohh sorry kaam dhundh rahe he !
Ye sun ke meri aankhe fail gayi aur me dono ke thobde dekhane laga jaha dono ek dusre ke jaan lene ki laalsa dikh rahi thi.
Ashwin : Dekh tune promise kiya tha ke tu meri help karegi, fir ye sab baate kyu kar rahi he aur wo bhi sab ke saamne ?
Ashwini : Ab aaya na line pe bhai tu ! Ha to tuze kya jarurat thi Ajay ko itna sab bolne ki wo bhi bina kuchh jaane ?
Ashwin : (naram lehje me) Sorry Ajay, muzse samazne me bhul ho gayi !
Dikha jo itni der se chupp thi wo ab boli,
Diksha : Wo Ashwin me jau kya ? Wo actually mere classes ka time ho gaya he .
Ashwini : Arre arre itni bhi kya jaldi he aapko Bhabhi ? Abhi hamara show cancel aur tumhara shuru ! Ab hum pehle baith ke khayenge aur baate karenge.
Ab un dono ki fat gayi ke Ashwin uski behen ko janta he ke wo kya he aur kaisi he, wahi Diksha mere se najre nahi mila rahi thi jo ki last time jab me uske ghar ya flat jo bhi ho gaya tha tab waha ek ladke ko dekha tha aur uss ghar me ladko wala samaan bhi tha matlab ya to wo uska boyfriend hoga ya bhai .
Kahan me Renuka se bachne ke liye isko movie dikhane laaya aur kaha ye usse bhi badi musibat mere gale padiAbhi hum 3no yaani me, Ashwini aur Diksha fast-food joint pe baithe the aur Ashwin counter pe gaya tha maharani ke order pe hamare liye French fries our cold drink laane.
Ashwini : To Bhabhi aap kya karti ho aajkal ?
Diksha : Just call me diksha, aur mera aur Ashwin ka koi relation ya chakkar wagera nahi chal raha he ,hum friends he to bass movie dekhne aaye the aaj.
Ashwini : aise to mera aur inka bhi koi chakkar nahi he par hum dono 2 saal baad shadi karne wale he !
Yaha firse futa Nagasaki pe bomb.
Me : Ae ae Aashu plz aise majak mat kar yaar please
Ashwini : Dekha kitna funny he na Ajay, isne khud muze 10th me propose kiya tha aur hum dono tabse relationship me hai !
Diksha : sachhi ? OMG matlab vidya ne kabhi bataya nahi muze aisa .
Ashwini : Vidya ? tum iski didi ko jaanti ho ?
Ab ho gayi uski bolti band. Ab Ashwini kabhi muze to kabhi use dekhne lagi, Diksha ke chehere pe hawaiya udd rahi thi aur me bas soch raha tha ke iss bala ka muh kaise band karu .
Ashwin itne me fries aur cola leke aaya. Diksha ki najare table se upar uth he nahi rahi thi .
Me : Me washroom hoke aata hu aur Ashwini tu burger khayegi kya ?
Ashwini : (sukhe se) Nahi.
Me bahana bana ke bathroom gaya aur mut ke sochne laga ke karu to kya kare, fir socha aise bhi galti meri he hai,agar mene he time pe diksha se intro karaya hota uska to ye Ashu meri jaan na khati, at least abhi ke liye .
Ab jo hoga dekha jayega bc ,aajtak me apne baap ke siwa kisi se nahi dara par ek ladki mere se kathputhli ke jaisa naach nacha rahi he aur me bhi chodu bhagat bane naach raha hu ! laanat he aise jhantu jindagi pe . Gand maraye dunia ,ab me wahi karunga jo muze karna he ,kisi ka baap muze dictate nahi kar sakta ke Ajay Thakur ye kar wo kar !
Meri jindagi me jab jab bade wale lawde lage he na, wo mere aise he attitude ke kaaran lage he, ke har baar koi na koi aake ungli karta he me usko ignore karta hu, wo fir khujata he me fir ignore kar ke aage jata hu aur end me mera gussa fatt ke bahar aata he aur uske sath sath bohoto ki maar jata he jisme meri bhi gand shamil he !
Me mast fresh hoke chehre pe jabri smile ke sath bahar aaya , jaise maine boards me top kiya ho aur 2 burger leke table pe aake baith gaya aur Ashwini ke samne ek burger rakha aur ek me khane laga ,kyonki baat to koi kar he nahi raha tha bas sablog baith ke mobile me dekhte dekhte kha rahe the .
Ashwini : mera ho gaya, chalo Ajay ghar jate he ,film agle hafte dekhenge.
Me : Nahi Ashu aaj he dekh lete he, aise bhi ghar itni jaldi jaake kya karenge ? abhi ek south ki mast romantic movie he Allu Arjun ki wo dekhte he .
Wo mere badle andaj ko dekh aankhe chaudi ki fir smile ke sath kaha,
Ashwini : Ha chalo, ab inka to ho gaya dekh ke to hum he dekh lete he.
Diksha aur Ashwin hume dekhte rahe, jaha Ashwin abhi bhi naraj lag raha tha jo jayaj ke koi bhi bhai apni behen ko aise kisi ke sath film dekhne le jate dekhega to hoga he par muze kya mene to socha he tha ke fodna he hai aaj to .
Hum unko bye bol ke andar cinema hall me aaye aur movie start ho gayi, movie gajab thi to humne khali movie ko he enjoy kiya , Ashu mere right side me baithi thi side-rest ko hata ke aur mera hath apne hath me leke premika ki tarah meri kandhe pe sir rakh ke movie dekh rahi thi, aur uske breasts mere bajuo me dab gaye the jo mere chhote thakur ko jeans me aur tight kar rahe the . Mene bhi koi objection nahi rakha ke jo hoga so hoga ( bass bill jab dikhega iss sab ka tab meri fategi ye pakka he !) as family type movie thi to sab MBBS(Miya bibi bacha sahit) log the hall me to koi scene nahi bana hamara, warna jitni line Ashu muze de rahi he uss hisab se kissing to hoti he hamare bich.
Film dekh ke hum bahar aaye aur time dekha to shaam ke 5:30 baje the. Hum Mall ke parking me aaye, wo driver seat pe baithi aur me uski side me baitha , baith ke me uski taraf muda he tha ke mene usko meri taraf dekhte dekha jaise wo kab se dekh rahi ho . Me uski aankho me dekhne laga aur dekhte dekhte hum bohot he kareeb aaye, muze nahi pata mere andar kya hua ,kaise par me aage badha aur uske hotho pe ek halka sa kiss kiya . Jab kiss tuta aur me hosh me aaya to dekha ke uski aankhe band he aur chehre pe gulab ke kali se bhi khubsurat muskaan he . Usne aankhe kholi aur muze dekhte he chera dusri or ghumaya ,me yaha apne aap se ladne laga ke kyu me uske karib gaya ? kyu mene usse kiss kiya ? ab ye mere sath kya kya nahi karegi !
Kuchh minute hum aise he khamoshi se baithe rahe ,fir wo sambhal ke baith gayi aur usne gadi start ki aur hum gaon ki taraf nikle .
Bich raasta khamoshi me aur FM ke gaano me he kata, na usne kuchh kaha na maine , bass jo thi to bass ek khubsurat , daravni khamoshi ! Wo gaana gungunate hue aaram se gaadi chala rahi thi aur me mobile me dekh ke apna dhyan bhatkane me laga tha.
Ghar pohoch ke wo bag leke bye bol ke ghar ke andar chali gayi aur me bhi apne ghar aaya aur bed pe let gaya.
Mobile check kiya to dekha class wali Renuka ka msg tha !
Isne aaj pehli baar muze msg kiya tha aur ab mera dil dhak-dhak karne laga.
Renuka : HiI saw u in parking lot today. Tune bataya nahi ke teri gf bhi he !
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Amezing.....Update 11- Jhand he sab !
Ghar pohoch ke wo bag leke bye bol ke ghar ke andar chali gayi aur me bhi apne ghar aaya aur bed pe let gaya.
Mobile check kiya to dekha class wali Renuka ka msg tha !
Isne aaj pehli baar muze msg kiya tha aur ab mera dil dhak-dhak karne laga.
Renuka : Hi
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Maine uske msg ko notification se he dekh ke screen off kar di, bohot ho gaya BC ! mera aaj ka chutiyapa sehene ka stamina khatam ho gaya he, isko kal he dekhunga me .
Subah Vidya di ne muze jagaya,
Vidya di : Ajay (dhire se) jaldi uth ,Ajay !
Me : Kya he di, kya chahiye aapko subah subah ?
Didi : Kal tune Diksha ko dekha tha sheher1 ke mall me ?
Me : ha dekha tha, Ashwini ke bhai ke sath movie dekh ke bahar aa rahi thi wo tab dekha tha ,thodi baatchit ki hi hello bol ke chali gayi , bass. Good night .
Didi : chachi Ashwini aapko kaisi lagti he chachi ?
Me : aye didi didi ruko na plz …
Par di kaha ruki ,wo haste hste bahar chali gayi aur me unke pichhe . Subah subah meri nind haram kar di he in sab ne , ab uparwala jane din kaise katega !
Me bahar aangan me aaya ,dekha abhi thik se ujaala bhi nahi hua he.
Me : di please ek baar meri baat to suno na aap
Di : kyo bhai, aakhir kisi baat ka sidha jawab dete bhi ho tum kabhi ? class se ghar aate ho fir sidha apne room me jake gum mho jate ho, kabhi Ashwini ke sath to kabhi Nisha to kabhi koi aur matlab kya ho kya raha bhai ye sab tera .
Me : yaar di me kuchh nahi kar raha hu , bass jo kaam muz ko jo bol raha he wahi kar raha hu, kon mere pass aata he dur jata he muze khud he nahi pata, ab kya bolu me isme !
Didi : Yahi to problem he teri ke tu har kisi ki har baat manta he aur baad me pachhtata he ! Teri life he ye to decision koi aur kyu le ? Koi tere upar chadhega aur tu uske chadhne kyu de ? bata na ?
Me : Kyonki me ab wapas se wahi jhagde firse nahi shuru karna chahta , kam se kam me ye nahi chahta ke meri baato se koi jhagda hoy a muze firse ladai karni pade ! Bohot koshish ki khud ke ego ko upar rakhne ki aur uske fal me bhugat raha hu di, ab sir jhuka raha hu to bhi unke he samne jo iss layak he warna me wahi hu jo pehele tha , bass jitna aapko mere baare me pata he wo to bus trailer he, film na dekhni pade iski dua karna aap !
Mera maatha subah subah tanakne laga tha ,ek to yaha meri nind puri nahi hui thi to aankhe jal rahi thi upar se didi ne mere dwara gaade hue ego ko ukhadna shuru kiya tha jo achha bilkul bhi nahi tha .
Mene rassi se mere kapde nikale aur kone wale open bathroom pe jaake nahane laga.
Didi : wo Diksha ko tune isse pehle bhi kisi ke sath dekha tha na uske flat pe ?
Me : Ha didi, kya usne aapko puchhne ke liye kaha ye ?
Didi : Ha wo thoda ghabrai hui thi to kal se phone pe phone kar rahi thi.
Me : Aap ki ye dost Diksha muze achhi nahi lagi, aap distance bana lo isse.
Didi : kyu bhai, kya kharabi he usme bata jara ?
Me : Di kyu muh khulwa rahi ho aap bhi, jao jo karna he karo aap, me kyu bura banu aapke liye .
Didi : ha muze pata he uska BF tha pehle
Me : Pehele ? abhi pichhle hafte he to uske room pe dekha tha mene usko aur kal Ashwin ke sath movie pe gayi thi wo .
Didi : Ha to kya tum ladko jaise chandaal chokdi bana ke daru pike Pankaj udaas ke gaane sune wo ? bata fir kya kare ? galti ladki ki he ya nahi ye malum nahi par judge aise karte ho jaise high court ka judge ho !
Me : Di aap jao na yaar ab, me bolunga fir aap bura maan jaogi .
Di aise he naak sikod ke chali gayi, mera nahana ho gaya tha to kapde pehen liye aur bike leke jaane he laga tha jo mobile beep hua, Ashwini ka msg tha .
Ashwini : Good morning , nashta karne yaha aana ,papa ne bulaya he .
Mera mood tha subah subah kheto pe jaunga aur ghanta bhar kaam kar ke dosto se milne jaunga par lauda mera ab to .
Me Ashwini ke ghar jaake bahar aangan me baith gaya, thode der me Ashwini ki maa aai, muze dekha fir ghar ke pichhe jaake danda le aai aur muze do fatke jhaad diye !
Me : Arre chachi bawri ho gayi ke, kya subah subah maar rahi ho aap bhi ?
Unhone mera kaan pakda aur boli,
Chachi : Chaddi bhi thik se nahi pehenta tha tu tab yaha aane me koi sharam nahi aati thi laad sahab ko ,ab bade hue he to singh nikal aaye he kyu ? kab se dekh rahi hu aata he chai nashta kar ke nikal jata he, chachi to mar he gayi kyu nigode ?
Me : maafi chachi ,maafi deogalti ho gayi me he bawla ho gaya tha abse bistar leke yahi rehne aaunga roj raat ko , thik he na ?
Sharada chachi : Bass bass itna bhi maska mat maar ,aur andar aake baith chupchap.
Waah kya shuruat hui mere din ki ,mene upar dekh ke hath jode uday hote surya ko namaskar kiya aur andar hall me aake baith gaya .
Chachi andar se nashta le aai fir chai aur hamari yu he baate shuru hui ke kya kar raha tha itne din se , chacha ke kheto ka kaam jyada to nahi he na , fir chacha ke pith ke dard ki ramkahani shuru hui aur chalti rahi …
Mene nashta kar liya aur chai pine baitha, chachi plate leke kitchen me gayi. Mene chai ki ek chuski bhari he thi ke saamne se Ashwini night gown jo pura pura dhakta kandhe se pair tak wo pehne bahar aayi , uske jo darshan hue ke muh se chai bahar nikal aayi ! Sahi me wo abhi uske asli chudail wale avtar me thi, laal aankho me thodi si nind ,naak laal,baal bikhre hue ,matlab full chudail he kaho !
Wo jaise he muze dekhi fir khud ko dekhi aur ulte paon apne room me bhag gayi . me muskura ke chai ka cup niche rakha aur bahar aangan me aaya , phone pe bakchodi ki gaon ke dosto ko phone kiya to pata chala ye bhi Rajan jaise khud ka kuchh na kuchh kaam dhanda jama rahe he bc . Hume lagta he kisi ka education sahi se nahi hua to uska kya hoga, koi dost faltu ke chij me atka he to uska kya hoga etc etc ,par reality ye he har koi kese na kese kar ke khud ki naiya paar lagata he hai, jisne chonch di he wo daana bhi deta he hai !
Me aisa he timepass karta raha fir Shambhu chacha bahar aaye naha dho ke, unko namaste wagere kiya ,
Chacha : Ab shiva to uski biwi ke gaon gaya he to bail-bajar ja nahi sakte par ek kaam kar jo pani ke pump ka bataya than a uss din wo dekh ke aa aur 4 pump lene he muze aur tumhare liye bhi 1 lene ka kaha he Harish( mere babu ji) ne, to sheher1 jaoge to sahi se bhaav karna uska.
Me : Ji thik he .
Chacha : aur ye check leke jana ussi paas ke gaon wale bank me jaha hum gaye the aur waha ke manager se tum mile the ,aur usse paise le lena , thik he na ?
Me : Ha thik he, me chalta hu fir .
Me bike leke nikla aur ussi gaon ki taraf badha jaha bail-bajar aur wo bank he , lekin bich raste me mene kisi ko dekha to ruk gaya .
Me : Vinod , oo Vinod.
Me Nisha ke pati Vinod ko pichhe se aawaj laga raha tha par wo aise aage chale ja raha tha ke behra ho, fir yaad aaya ke isi ke baap ke dukaan pe mene iski gardan pakdi thi pichhle hafte ,tab to iska reaction natural he bhai !
Mene bike sidha jaake uske aage roki tab usne jo muze ghura ke kya kahu, aisa laga jaise saand laal kapde ko ghutra ho.
Vinod : Raasta chhod mera bc
Ab ye 3ri baa rho raha he jo subah se ,har koi aake mere sabar ka bhang-bhosda he kiye ja raha he jaise ke dunia me problems unhi ke khate me jama hoti ho.
Me : dekh bhai uss din jo hua uske liye maafi par tu khud sochle jinke sath tu ghume he wo kal se thane me lath khawe he , nahi yakin to baith ja khatare pe ,dikha ke laata hu.
Vinod : muze mat sikha saale, janta hu teri najar meri biwi pe he isiliye hamare ghar me ghusne aata he baar baar.
Me : Dekh Vinod ab me jyada bolunga nahi aur sununga bhi nahi, tu khud soch le 4 mahine pehle tu khud kaha tha aur aaj kaha he aur kiski wajah se he, agar kaam chahiye to sham ko 7 baje aa jana chowk pe warna tera nasib.
Mene bike ghumayi aur nikal gaya dusre gaon ki taraf,bc jiska achha karne jao wo khud he apni mara raha he aur sath me madat karne wale ko bhi gaali bakk raha he ,sahi me log chutiye hote he bc !
Gaon wale bank me jaake me sidha manager se mila to usne rukne ko kaha aur udhar ke he cashier ko check deke cash laane ko bola .
Me : Are sir ji ek aur kaam tha aap se .
Bank Manager : are boliye to sahi aap, hamare hath me hoga to karenge he .
Me : EK ladka he hamare yaha ka usko nokri chahiye, pehle karta tha wo par abhi aap samaz jaiye ab khud he matlab…
B.M. : Hmm aise to he yaha pe jagah khali aap leke aaiye usko kal fir dekhte he, kyu ?
Me : Arre sir ji bass kya aap bhi ,me laata hu usko kal he fir.
Chalo ek to kaam achha hua aaj ke liye
B.M : ye lijiye aapki cash, gin lijiye , achha aap yahi pehelwan chacha ke gaon me rehte he na ?
Me : Ji ji,kuchh kaam he kya aapka , agar he to bataiye karenge kuchh na kuchh aapke liye bhi
BM : Hamare ek rishtedaar he wo sheher1 me rehti he, govt employee he aur yaha ke area ke inspection ke liye duty lagayi he, to unke liye rehne ko ghar chahiye tha .
Me : Dekhta hu me ,isi gaon me chahiye ya hamare wale me ?
BM : isi gaon me chahiye aur paise ka koi tension nahi he wo ho jayega , wo darasal ekdam imandaar aurat he aur yahi chij bhari padi he unko, isiliye upar se taar ghumake unko yaha bheja gaya he, aur yaha ke sarkari quarters to angrejo ke jamane ke he jo kab sir pe gire ya pataal me ghuse iska koi pata nahi .
Me : Me lagata hu koi na koi jugaad. Chaliye fir ,kal milta hu hamare ladke aur aapke ghar ke sath .
Saala aaj sahi me vishwas ho gaya ke koi fokat me kisi ko puchhta tak nahi, ab is vinod ke liye muze ghar ghar bhi khelna padega
Mera pura din fir to pani ke pump ki bakchodi, tehsil office ke chakkar fir Rajan ke sath bakchodi me gaya , wo pehle to muze mall me dekh ke chauka par maafi mang ke chhut gaya . Me bhi kya bolta ab, bus sham tak wapas apne gaon aaya aur hath muh dho kar gaon ke chauk pe gaya jaha Vinod ko bulaya tha.
Subah se leke shaam tak jo circus chali uske kaaran hath pair dard kar rahe the par aaj iska chapter close karna he karna he bass. Meri soch se pare Vinod waha pe khada mila, aaj uska chehra utra hua nahi lag raha tha aur na he nashe me dikh raha tha .
Me : Aur bhai ekdam ready hoke baitha he tu to.
Vinod : Kaam kya bata de yaar ,bakchodi karne ka time nahi he mere pass .
Me bhi socha kyu formality pe time waste karna ,
Me : Muze Ashwini ne bola tha tere liye kuchh kar isiliye bulaya he bata deta hu, ab mudde ki baat Bank me jagah he paas wale , kaam kya he peon , jhaduwala ya kuchh aur muze nahi malum bass jagah khali he aur wo aadmi ready he tuze rakhne ko ,ab tu bata.
Vinod : Muze chahiye ye job kaise bhi kar ke bass tu dila de bhai ,bohot ehsaan honge tere muz pe, please !
Uske badle sur dekh ke me samaz gaya ke wo kitna desperate hoga , jitna mene mere dosto se suna tha wo ek side he lag rahi thi aur baki sab dhundla sa dikh raha tha.
Me : Thik he fir, kal subah aata hu tuze lene ,taiyar reh aur document ho jo bhi wo bhi nikal ke rakh.
Wo ha bol diya to me bhi nikal gaya apne ghar, raaste me Ashwini ka ghar dekha jaha wo bahar baithi thi kuchh logo ke sath, rishtedaar honge shayad kyonki bahar car bhi khadi thi .
Usne muze dekh ke smile kiya aur wapas unhi me lag gayi to me bhi bina ruke apne ghar aaya. Babu ji se baat ki tehsil wale kaam ki fir pump dikhaye aur khana kha ke so gaya .
Subah 6 baje alarm se meri nind khuli, thakan abhi bhi sharir me thi par kaam bhi to karna he yahi soch ke uth gaya aur aangan me he naha liya ,fir maa ko bata ke nikal gaya Nisha ke ghar.
Vinod pehle se he taiyar baitha tha aur uske sath Nisha bhi thi , usko dkeh mene sirf smile kiya halka sa aur Vinod ko leke baju ke gaon ki or nikla .
Me : Abhi humlog ek aur kaam se ja rahe he udhar , uss bank manager ke jaan pehchan wale ko gaon me kuchh 2-3 mahine ke liye rehne ke liye ghar chahiye aur hume wahi ghar dhundna he udhar jaake .
Vinod : Mil jayega bhai , mere dost udhar he rehte he to ho jayega kaam apna .
Mene bhi mundi hila di ke thik he ,iske dost kaise bhi ho bass abhi apna kaam ho raha wahi sab kuchh he bass.
Uske bataye pate pe jaake hum uske dost ke ghar gaye, usse mile fir gaon bhar me agle 3 ghante dar-dar ghumte rahe bhaade ke ghar ya kholi ke liye.
Akhirkaar ek ghar mila jo sahi tha matlab akeli aurat ke rehne ke liye aur bhada bhi kam tha. Wahi ghar me hath muh dho ke hum dono fir bank gaye .
Me : Andar aau sir ji ?
BM : Arre aao Ajay, yahi he kya wo jisko nokri chaiye ?
Me : Ha ,ye Vinod he.
Fir Vinod ne namaste kiya aur fir wahi documents wagera dikhaye aur end me usko ek temporary post mili. Vinod ko waha ke staff ke sath sikhne ke liye bhej diya manager ne ,
BM : Iska koi criminal record nahi he na ?
Me : Nahi he sir ji, aur aap bhi kya ab use rakhne ke baad puchh rahe ho
BM : Arre ye sir var chhodo, tum ab jaan pehchaan ke ho to khali Manoj he bulao ,khali 6-7 saal he bada hu tumse.
Me : Chalo thik he Manoj ji, ab aap kahe to yahi sahi,baki aapka ghar wala kaam bhi ho gaya he aur rent bhi ekdam kam he .
BM (Manoj) : Kya keh raho ho yaar tum ? mene itna dhunda to koi dene ka naam nahi le rha tha aur tumnne ek he din me dhundh bhi liya ,bhai wah .
Me : Bass ab jab aapko apne rishtedaar ko jab ghar dikhana ho tab phone karna muze iss number pe aur hum final kar denge .
Abhi hamari baatchit puri nahi hui thi ke ek lady unke office me aayi jinka chehra thoda sa dekha dekha sa lag raha tha, par yaad nahi aa raha tha . Itne me unke pichhe pichhe ek ladki bhi aayi jisko dekh ke me shock ho gaya ,
Renuka ….
To be continued….
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BM (Manoj) : Kya keh raho ho yaar tum ? mene itna dhunda to koi dene ka naam nahi le rha tha aur tumnne ek he din me dhundh bhi liya ,bhai wah .
Me : Bass ab jab aapko apne rishtedaar ko jab ghar dikhana ho tab phone karna muze iss number pe aur hum final kar denge .
Abhi hamari baatchit puri nahi hui thi ke ek lady unke office me aayi jinka chehra thoda sa dekha dekha sa lag raha tha, par yaad nahi aa raha tha . Itne me unke pichhe pichhe ek ladki bhi aayi jisko dekh ke me shock ho gaya ,
Renuka ….
To be continued….
B.M. Manoj : Arre didi aap achanak se yaha ?
Lady : Ha bhaiya ji ,muze yaha se kuchh files leni thi to aana pada, socha ke koi room bhi dhund lungi .
BM : Arre didi bas ho gaya aapka kaam, abhi inse aapke room ka he baat chal raha tha ke aap khud he aa gaye . Bhai Ajay ye hamari Lata didi he aur ye unki beti Renuka, inhi ke baare me bataya tha na mene abhi …
Me : Oh ha, Namaste aunty ji (Is par unhone bhuvve chadhayi ) , mene wo ghar aaj he check kiya he ,paani ka koi issue to hoga nahi yaha pe, bas filter lagana he aapko ,aur light ki baat karu to 10-12 ghante rehti he yaha pe to agar aapko jyada jarurat ho to temporary inverter battery ka bandobast ho jayega .
Lata aunty : Ye achha kiya Ajay tumne, mera bhi time bach gaya , kya tum muze abhi dikha sakte ho uss ghar ko ? muze upar se order aaye he jald he office join karne ke isliye jyada time nahi he mere paas.
Me : Ha abhi chalte he aur unhi se rent ki baat bhi kar lenge.
Isi bich Renuka ekdam normal tarike se behave kar rahi thi, jaise muze jaanti he nahi he.
Hum charo log bank se uss ghar ki or nikle , woh teeno Renuka ki maa ki car me baith ke mere pichhe pichhe aane lage, mene uss ghar kea age bike lagayi aur baju wale ghar me jaake ghar ke maalik ko bulaya ,
Lata aunty : Namaste , mera naam Lata xyz he aur me yaha Inspection officer ke taur pe duty pe hu, muze kuchh mahino ke liye aapka ye makan rehne ke liye chahiye .
Fir ghar wale se unki formal baate hone lagi Lata aunty ,Owner aur Bank manager baato me lag gaye ,mene dekha Renuka muze ishara kar rahi he to mene usko ishara kar chup rehne ka kaha.
Renuka : Mummy, aap log ghar dekhiye me Ajay ke saath thoda gaon ghum aati hu, me aise bhi ise pehle se jaanti hu.
Ab uski iss baat pe wo teeno muze dekhne lage …
Me : Wo hum dono sheher1 me ek he class me padhte he na to jaan pehchan he hamari .
Renuka : Me jaau kya mummy ?
Lata : Ha beta sambhal ke jana, aur jyada der mat karna hume sheher1 me wapas bhi jana he aur saman bhi pack karna he .
Me bike pe use leke nikal gaya market ki taraf,
Renuka : Tune bataya nahi ke teri GF bhi he ?
Me : Bas abhi abhi 2-3 din pehle bani he.
Renuka : yaar tum to bade fast nikle, 2 din me he kiss ,durr rehna padega bhai ab to tumse hehe
Me : Aa gaye hum market me , ab batao kya lena he yaha se .
Renuka : Waise to lena to kuchh nahi par yaha aa he gaye he to le lete he kuchh .
Wo aise he chalte chalte ek ladies kapdo ki dukaan me chali gayi, ab mere paas koi option nahi tha to me bhi gaya uske pichhe.
Dukaan me salwar suits ke sath sath rang-birange ghagra choli bhi laga rakhe the jo gajab dikh rahe the dummy model yaani putle pe bhi , uss me se ek dress muze pasand aaya aur shayad Renuka ne bhi yahi dekha ho to usne ussi dummy ka ghagra choli utarwaya aur le liya . Na jane kyun par mera man achanak se khatta ho gaya, jaise aapke pasand ki chij aap lene jao aur koi aur aapke samne se use le jaye waise he. Ab me to ghagra pehenne se raha to me lene wala bhi tha to kiske liyeBass ek yahi khayal dimag me aaya aur meri aankho ke samne Ashwini dikhi
jo usi ghagra choli me bohot he khubsurat dikh rahi thi.
Renuka : Ho gaya mera Ajay, chale ab ?
Me ab bhale he wapas se dhara pe aaya hu, par man ki khattas jane ka naam nahi le rahi thi, hatho me ajib si khujli hone lagi thi ke kuchh kar warna panga ho jayega.
Me : Tu ruk jara yahi side me , me 2 minute me aaya .
Me jaldi se wapas usi dukaan me gaya,
Me : Chacha wo jo abhi uss ladki ne jo ghagra choli li thi na waisi he ek aur chahiye muze .
Dukan wala : Arre beta wo ek he piece tha, abhi mangana padega wo firse .
Ye sun ke mere haatho ki khujli aur badhne lagi, man kiya ke gala ret du budhhe ka ,yahi pe sir patak patak ke fodd du par usase muze to wo milega nahi jo muze chahiye ! Mene yaha waha najar ghumayi to ek dummy ke upar lagayi saari par najar gayi jo red color ki golden embroidery work ki hui thi, mehengi lag rahi thi par najare hat nahi rahi thi usse. Mene usse wahi saari nikal ke pack karne ko kaha to usne kaha,
Dukan wala : Arre beta wo saari pehele he kisi ne dekh rakhi he tum dusri dekho.
Ab mera gussa badha, aur mene uski taraf najare ghumai to wo budhau jo dar ke pichhe diwar se ja laga jaise din me bhoot dekh liya ho, uske naukar bhi uski taraf lapak gaye aur use uthane me madat karne lage, wo abhi bhi meri taraf he khauf jada najaro se dekh raha tha par mera gussa ratti bhar kam nahi hua .
Dukan wala : Wo wo laal saari nikal ke dedo inko , jaldi .
Uske naukar confuse the par malik ki baat maante hue unhone uss saari ko pack kiya aur le aaye.
Me : Kitne paise hue chacha ?
Dukan wala :…..
Me : Mene puchha iss sari ke kitne paise hue !
Dukan wala : 8-8 hajar !
Mene jeb se paise nikal ke usske hath me rakh diye, usne kaampte hatho se paise liye aur hath jode . Me waha se bahar aaya apne bike ke paas jaha Renuka baraf ka gola kha rahi thi .
Renuka : Gola khaoge ?
Mene bhi socha dimag thanda kar leta hu pehle to me bhi khane laga .
Renuka : Waise tumhari GF issi gaon me rehti he kya ?
Me : Nahi.
Renuka : Kya yaar ittu se dress ke liye garam hue baithe ho tum bhi…
Mene shock se uski or dekha,
Renuka : Ha mene dekha kaise tum uss dress ko dekh rahe the, maanana padega choice gajab ki he tumhari
Me : (sapaat lehje me ) aur fir bhi tumne usi dress ko liya , kyu ?
Renuka : Ha to ab kya jaan loge kya meri isspe ? Jiske hath pehle laga wo usi ka hua na, sahi kaha na ?
Me : Ha sahi kaha tune , chhod ab wapas chalte he, dhhup badh gayi he.
Renuka : Yaar pehli baar gaon aayi hu, kahi ghumao yaar apne dost ko nahi to kam se kam apne ghar he leke jao !
Me : Chal yahi paas me ek paanchakki he ,wahi jaate he.
Mene kuchh chane-singdaane le liye timepass ke liye aur gaon ke bahar ki taraf le gaya jaha ekk chhoti nadi he jo yaha se hote hue hamare gaon ki taraf jaati he, isme garmi me bhi thoda thoda paani rehta he par barsaat me full ho jaati he.
Mene Nadi ke muhane par bani uss paanchakki ke saamne bike roki.
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Ye paanchakki bohot saalo se band padi thi, ek baar me apne dosto ke saath yaha daaru pine aaya tha tab nashe me hum logo ne iskke chake ko firse ghumaya tha aur tabse ab tak ye ghum he raha hai, iss sab me mere dost ka sir bhi futa tha fir usko leke zila aspatal le jana pada tha .
Renuka : Wow kya view he yaar, amazing . Me to soch rahi thi ye gaon badi boring jagah hogi but I was sooo wrong.
Wo nadi ke kinare apne sandals utar ke baalu me nange paon ghumne lagi aur hath faila ke aise ghum rahi thi jaise koi bachhi ho! Me bhi bike ko tek lagaye khade khade chane khane laga aur yaha waha dekhne laga, ek arsa ho gaya tha yaha aaye hue.
Renuka : Badi mast jagah he yaar Ajay ye to, mere photo loge kya tum ,Please ?
Mene bhi ha me mundi hilayi aur uske mobile me uske kaafi saare photos liye,
Wo paani ki chakki ki taraf jaane lagi,
Me : Renu waha se dur raho !
Renuka : Arre yaar yaha mast pics ayenge, me aise se pani hath me leti hui pose karungi aur tum meri video shoot karna .
Me : Nahi, dur reh tu uss chakke se .
Me pichhe hat gaya aur chakki ke saath bane hue ghar ke dusri or chala gaya , kuchh purane jakham jo waqt ne bhare nahi the balki bhulaye the wo uffan kar aankho ke saamne aa gaye.
Renuka : Ajay yaar kya tum bhi achha khasa mood kharab karte ho ,ek photo he to lena tha tumhe aah
Muze uski chikh aur dard bhari siski sunai di to mud ke dekha wo mere pichhe pichhe aayi thi aur uske nange pairo me kaanch ka tukda chubh gaya tha. Me uske pass gaya aur uske pair se kaanch ka tukda nikala , khun abhi bhi beh raha tha to mene rumal se usse bandh diya .
Me : Dekh ke chala kar na yaar tu bhi..
Renuka : Ha to tu wahi photo le leta to ye sab thodi na hua hota .
Usne naak sikod li aur muh fer liya, matlab hadd he, ladki gaon wali ho ya sheher wali apni galti kabhi kabool nahi karegi ye saaf he !
Mene dekha ke aaspaas jyada kaanch ke tukde the nahi, thik se dekha to aisa laga ye wahi kaanch ke tukde he jo hamare he botal ke honge kyunki yaha koi aur aata jata bhi to nahi tha, yaha ke baare me logo ke man me kai kisse-kahaniya buni hui he jinke chalte yaha aaj bhi koi aata nahi , hum 10vi pass kar gaye the tab usi Khushi me humne ye jagah chuni ke kisi ko pata nahi chalega ,logo ki suni sunai baate enjoyment ke saamne kaha tikti he to wahi hua jo mene kaha tha .
Me : Chal medical chalte he, band-aid karana he aur fir injection bhi lena padega.
Renuka : Nooo injection nahi, bilkul nahi !
Me : Achha thik he band-aid to laga lete he, septic ho jayega nahi to.
Mene use khada kiya ,usne mere sahare se chalne ki koshish ki par usse nahi ho paya,
Me : Tu sidhi khadi ho pehle
Renuka : Kyu ?
Mene thoda zuk ke uske kamar ke niche hath daal ke use god me uthaya aur use leke bike ke paas me bithaya, iss bichh wo muh khole muze dekhti rahi . Fir mene bike ke emergency kit mese se kuchh dawai nikal ke lagai jo temporary kaam karegi .
Me : chale ab wapas ya aur gaon ghumna he ?
Ispar ussne muze mukke maare aur mene bhi use bithakar gaon ki taraf chal diya.
Waha ke Rural medial centre pe le jaake uske ghaav ko thik se saaf karaya aur injection bhi lagaya. Tabtak uski maa ka phone aaya.
Renuka : Mummy ka phone tha, hume unke office key aha bulaya he.
Me : Thik he chalo chalte he.
Renuka : Are aise kaise chalo ? meri sandal kaha he yaar ?
Matlab maharani ji sandal wahi chhod aayi, shabbas.
Me : chhodo yahi paas wale dukan se le lete he ,itni dur kyu jana ab .
Renuka : Yaar Ajay 3000 Rs. ke sandal the wo yaar plz
Me : Ha thik he, me baad me jaake le lunga waha se, waise bhi koi aur to jaata nahi udhar.
Renuka : Achha to tum muze waha kyu le gaye the fir ?
Uske sawal se me bhi thoda hil gaya par sambhal ke kaha,
Me : Bass aise he, socha dekh aau waha wo bhootni he bhi ya nahi !
Renuka : WHAT ?? Bhootni ? Tum muze haunted jagah le gaye the ? Are you insane !
Me usse dekh ke hasne laga ,tab jaake uski tubelight jailaur muze maarne lagi .
Renuka : I fucking hate you, I hate you I hate you !
Me : Ha ha samaz gaya baba, chale ab mumma ke paas ?
Me ab thoda halka-halka mehsus karne laga tha ,pata nahi kyu par mera gussa jo tha dukan se bahar aate time tha wo gayab ho gaya tha aur ab me halka feel karne laga tha.
Mene usse wahi se local juti leke diye fir uski mumma jaha hame bulayi thi waha unke pass leke gaya. Waha jaake dekha to BC ye office nahi jaise koi angrejo jamane ki kothi ho ! Bahar sukha pada hua bada sa garden tha aur kuchh sukhe ped the jinpe na patte the na tehni. Hariyali ke naam pe kuchh nahi tha to bass cactus jaise kaanto se bhare 2-4 paudhe.
Aur unke bich wo angrejo ke jamane wali kothi numa office bahar se bhale he solid lag rahi ho par andar ki halat ka andaja mene aise he laga liya tha. Ye jagah gaon ke dusri taraf padti he aur iss side me kabhi nahi aaya tha, matlab me iss gaon bhi bohot he kam baar aata tha kyunki wajah hajar he.
Lata aunty ne Renuka ko langdate hue chalte dekha to wo bhaagte hue hamari taraf aayi.
Lata aunty : Ye kya ho gaya tuze Renu ? tu aise kyu chal rahi he ?
Renuka : Kaanch chubh gaya tha mumma pair me, wo me nadi ke side gayi thi na tab kaanch chubha tha .
Uski maa ne meri taraf aise dekha jaise ye maine he jaanbuz ke kiya ho, ab me karta bhi to kya karta .
Renuka : Uski galti nahi he mene he use bola tha waha le jane ko .
Iss par fir koi baat nahi hui , unn logo ne wo office dekh liya tha to wo sab bye bol ke chale gaye .
Me kuchh der yu he wahi khada raha aur gaur se uss kothi ko dekhne laga. Aise to me kabhi aisi jagah jyada rukta nahi hu par iss purani kothi ko dekh ke waha se jaane ka mann nahi kar raha tha. Waqt ki maar se bhale he uski chamak kam ho gayi ho par iski majbuti iss baat ka sabut thi ke kahi se bhi plaster nahi nikla tha ,mene ghum ke ek chakkar bahar se he lagaya, andar sab kuchh khali tha ,bas ek upar wali manjil me kuchh dikha aur fir kuchh soch ke me jaise taise upar chadha.
Yahan bhi saari khidkiya, darwaje locked the jo jorr lagane se bhi nahi khul rahe the, bass ek kamra tha kone me jaha shishe wali khidki dikhi . Me ussi shishe se andar jhaank ke dekhne laga ke yaha hai kya. Andar bhi kuchh chhota mota purana furniture tha aur kitabo se bhari ek almari thi aur uske side me ek aur almari jo khali thi. Saamne wali diwar pe 3 bhaaluo ka sir lagaya hua tha jo ke kaale, bhoore aur safed rang ke the par ab sad chuke the aur unpe dhool bhi lagi hui thi. Kuchh bade bade purane sanduk bhi dikhe jinpe bade bade taale lage the.
Mene najare tirchi kar ke dusri diwar ke or dekha to waha bhi shayad kisi jaanwar ka sir lagaya tha, me thoda pichhe hua aur aankhe shishe se tek kar usse dekhne ki koshish karne laga, woh ek Kaala tendua tha ,peeli aankho wala thik waisa he jo mere pichhe pada tha, uska maans na he sada hua tha na he uske upar waqt ki maar ke koi nishan dikhe ! Par uske sath ek tasveer bhi dikhi jisme muze ek aadmi dikha jiski shakal kahi dekhi hui lag rahi thi …
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