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The Xforum Scoop - July Edition

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A Meet That Never Happened - 3

So Guys we are back with another Part of AMTNH Lets Continue our ride...


So Predator k baad next ghar k aage hum aae toh Uske uppar koi name plate nahi tha gate bandh tha taala laga tha bada saa or bahaar board laga tha "For Sale"...


Main-what the fuck... Yahaan bhi property dealing waala system Hai kya..


Supr - Are nahi re ye toh uska ghar tha woh kya naam tha uska Abe Woh Jo bakchodi pelta rehta tha...


Main-Kon ShaktiMaan...?


Sup-Abe ShaktiMaan kaise aaega ab humor k liye jyaada horaha hai tera.... Are woh mod kya jhant baraabar naam tha uska... Abe Shadow..


Main-Oh Shadow... Gaya bechara achaa aadmi tha meri report jaldi resolve kardeta tha... Kaam kaa banda tha...


Sup-Haan theek tha banda ek aadh baar baith jaata tha mere sath peene ko.. 2 peg mein gand fatt jaati thi woh alag baat hai...


Main-kaaeko nikaala waise ganna usko...?


Sup-Bc mereko kya maalum yahi kaam rehgaya ab harr cheej ki report rakhun admin muth maarne ko rakhe hain kya maine...unhone nikaal diya hoga koi reason k... Main bataaun tereko Ye Lucifer haina...


Main-Haan hai toh sahi...


Sup-Ye lawda bahot shyaana Hai mereko toh lagta hai issi kaa hath hoga isme bhi aise jhant baraabar kaam wahi karta hai...


Main-I see I See...


Sup-chhod aage chal ab gaye hue ko kya yaad karna...


Humlog Next ghar par aae...


Main - Assassin...


Sup-Ye apna Story section kaa Dada...


Main-Isko toh jaanta hun main apna khass hai ye..


Sup-Yep Kahaan UA hai kahaan Religious Content hai kahaan political content hai konsi story mein namak kam hai konsi story mein mirch kam hai iss lawde ko sab pata hota hai... Pure story section mein ghumta rehta hai ye... Kal Parson toh news section mein jaake news thread par he cmnt kar aaya Story achi hai lekin plot kaafi weak hai...


Main-Ahahahahah... Lekin aajkal kahaan Hai...


Sup-Padhaai mein busy hai thode time baad Aajaega...


Main-I see I see..


Sup-Ye waala fir mera ghar hai he...


Hum aage aae toh thoda or badhiya area suru hogaya bc kaafi ache khasse makaan aane lage...


Sup-Ye bade logon k ghar aagaye ab... Sumo admins..


Main-Ye Kya likha hai CG... what the fuck is this name... CG... YE Kya hota hai....?


Sup-hoga kuch yaar.. Tujhe kya panchayat hai itani... Bc tujhse pucha kissi ne AP kya hai...?


Main-Puche koi gand naa Todd dun uski...


Sup-Ye apna Sareef sumo ye jyaada bakchodi naa karta apne kaam se kaam rakhta hai...


Main-Or iska kaam kya hai...?


Sup-Stories padhna or report karna...


Main-ahahahaaha...


Sup-Ye galati dhund leta hai and report karke Noob mod k liye chhod deta hai... Matlab Mehnati hai lekin aalshi bhi... Dono sath sath. But good guy..itana good ki last time Daru peene bulaaya main isko toh bc khud se bottle leke aaya apni...


Main-Ye toh devta maanus hai fir...


Sup-Wahi toh kon bc aaj k jamane mein dusare k ghar bottle leke jaata hai...


Main-ok ye kya likha hai Next par "Cupid" ... Aaila Chinese maal bhi rakhtey ho kya idhar...??


Sup-Are naa re ye gandu Animie fan hoga pata nahi jyaada mulaqat naa hoti isase lawde se bottle mangwaata hun toh 3 ghantey baad aata hai half leke saala kanjuss... Isko nikalwaadena hai maine jaldi he... Kal mereko bola Supremo bhai aap Aalshi hogaye ho...


Main - Baat toh theek hai...


Sup - Haan bc baat toh theek hai par bataa kya raha hai humein pata hai hum kahaan stand kartey hain...


Main-Chhodo naa apne ko kya... Padda rahega ek kone mein...




Ab aage waale ki name plate dekh meri aankhein bhi khulli rehgayi...


Main-What the fuck is this shit... Ye kya hai "Pewdipie aka GodFather Aka Sonam Gupta aka Moti Aunty Aka Jalebi bai".... Bc pure khandaan ko yahaan le aaya lagta hai ye toh...


Sup-Chutiya hai bc log jaise chaddi badlatey hain ye aadhar card badalta hai isko khudke naam passand naa aatey bc.... Ye apna Chutiya sumo... Kaam kaa hai lekin mere koi kaam kaa nahi daru cigarette kuch naa peeta lawda ek din Mountain Dew kaa 600ML peeke bolraha tha aaj ghar kaise jaaunga bhaari nasha horaha hai...


Main-Ahahaha... Lekin maine suna hai innovative hai ye Mehnati hai...


Sup-Haan bola toh main forum k kaam kaa hai lekin mere koi kaam kaa nahi... Lucifer or ye millke alag khel kheltey rehtey inke alag mujre hain kabhi ban - ban kabhi title edit kabhi naam edit kabhi poll edit...


Main-Chalo aage ye kon oh "Lucifer"....


Sup-Chutiya hai ispar dhyaan naa detey...


Main-Kyun...?


Sup-Bhenchod Ban kardeta hai dhyaan dene par...


Main-Iska maalum Hai mereko... Bc koi kaam karta hai toh niche likhta hai "Regards --Lucifer" are bhai Haan dekhliya tune post kiya hai toh Regards tere he honge isme naam kya likhna bc... ASw...


Sup-chhod naa be idhar udhar bhatak raha hoga sunlega toh idhar aake gyan pelega...saare nashe ki aisi taisi kardega...


Main-Iska kya scene hai chutiya wutiya hai kya itana Attitude kiss baat kaa hai isme... Bc humessa "Last warning, keep this in mind... Infraction... Ban... Lawda lehsun.."


Sup-Bade log bhai bade log.... Chhod be aajaaega fir gand marrjaaegi..


Main-oho ye waala kisska hai looking nice.. Neat bc..


Sup - apne NW kaa hai ye... Apna admin number 1..


Main-Yahaan bhi lock ye kidhar gaya ab abhi toh mere sath aaya tha andar...


Sup-Jaake story section dekh wahin millega.. Bc jo story suru bhi nahi hui hai usko bhi padhleta hai ye lawda.. Lekin time nikaal leta hai fir bhi mere liye daru pohanchwaa deta hai time to time... Uppar se donations, Naya server strikes wagairaah wagairaah bc kaam bahot karta hai...


Main-nice nice...


Sup-isiliye rakha hai maine isko warna story padhne ko toh dusri I'd dedeta koi isko main bc...


Main-Ye aaya Addicted kaa ghar..


Sup-Ye bc apna tech expert... Iska time computer mein he jaata hai isase kuch bhi karwaale lekin tech stuff khaali... bc chota packet bada dhamaka... Mereko Free porn premium bhi dedeta hai ye even... Uppar se kaam kitana karta hai bc ug kaa bhi server kaa bhi staff kaa bhi I mean beshak lawda Robot ho lekin kaam bahot aata hai... Virgin hai lekin...


Main-Hoega he lawda jab pura din online gand marwaaega toh ghanta koi millegi..


Sup-ye sun... Isko ekdin bola main Setting hai kya koi... Toh maalum kya bola...?


Main-kya...?


Sup-haan yaar woh toh sabke mobile mein hoti mere mein bhi hai...


Main-bwahahahahahaha...


Sup-Maine kahaa Single Marrega bc tu.. Toh bolta hai.. "Nahi Yaar Kya Baat Kar rahe ho Single nahi Dual Sim hai both 4G...


Main-:roflol: what the shit....


Sup-Iske liye koi dhund dey yaar...


Main-Kya naya PC...?


Sup-nahi bc... GF... Taaki bc ye load kam le forum kaa thoda chill ho...


Main-next jugaad issi kaa kartey hain...


Sup-haash hogaya khatam...


Ab waapis aane kaa time hogaya bc Shyaam hogayi ghumtey ghumtey... Humlog waapis Supremo Ganna k ghar aae...


To be Continued....​
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