Nice update....Sex Ka Jamana Update 74
Ek Bhaari Baat Karna Chahta Hu Yaaro Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jaante Hoge Ki Hamare Favourite Haathi Bhai Ab Is Duniya Me Nahi Rahe Hai or Galti Se Maine Picchle Update 67 Me Unke Face Ka Use Kar Liya Hai Jo Ki Mai Maanta Hu Ki Unke Prati Kaafi Anuchit or Asabhya Tha or Isliye Mai Abse Unke Face Ka Use Nahi Karunga
Infact Mai Apni Story Me Nattu Kaka Ke New Version Ko Use Karunga Ya Shayad Unhe Story Se Baahar Hi Kar Du Jaise Wo Is Show Ke Hissa Hi Nahi the
and Asli Tmkoc Ke Writing Ke Respect Karte Huye Mai Kuch Characters Ko Add Na Bhi Karu Lekin Asit Modi Ki Disrespect Karte Huye Shayad Kuch Tadakta Bhadakta Bhi Add Kar Du So Agar Story Or Sex Se Jyada Bakchodi Pasand Hai To Bane Rahiye Hamare Saath
Subah Ho Chuki Hai Sabhi Jaag Chuke Hai Jethalal Hamesha Ki Tarah Jal Arpan Kar Raha Hai Tabhi Use Balcony Me Babita Dikhti Hai
or Uske Chehre Par Muskaan Aa Jaati Hai Jethalal Babita Ke Taraf Hi Wave Karta Hai or Babita Bhi Uska Jawab Deti Hai
Jethalal : Good Morning Babita Ji
Babita : Good Morning Jetha Ji
Jethalal : Kaise Hai Aap Babita Ji
Babita : Mai Theek Hu Aap Kaise Hai
Jethalal : Mai Bhi Badhiya Hu or Aaj Bhi Us Din Ko Yaad Kar Raha Hu
Babita (Sharmaate Huye) : Kya Aap Bhi Jetha Ji
Jethalal : Kya Din Tha Wo Ek Taraf Mai or Aap Doosri Taraf Mehta Sahab or Roshan Bhabhi or Teesri Taraf Anjali Bhabhi or Haathi Bhai
Babita : Tab Se Ab to Bohot Time Ho Gaya Hai
Jethalal : Hmm Sahi Kehte Hai Aap Bolo to Ek Baar Mil Le
Babita : Kaha
Jethalal : Yahi Apna Green Brew
Babita : Accha Wo Society Ke Paas Wala
Jethalal : Haa Wahi Wahi
Babita : Theek Hai Mai Aapko Call Kar Ke Bataungi
Jethalal : Pakka Batana Haa Babita Ji Mai Intejaar Karunga
Babita : Ok
or Babita Itna Keh Kar Apne Sar Ka Paseena Saaf Karti Hai or Ghar Me Chali Jaati Hai
or Tabhi Apni Balcony Me Madhvi Aati Hai or Uski Nazar Jethalal Se Takra Jaati Hai
Madhvi : Good Morning Jetha Bhai
Jethalal : Ohh Good Morning Madhvi Bhabhi Aaj to Ekdam Khilkhila Rahi Hai
Madhvi (Khushi Se) : Bohot Maza Aaya
Jethalal : Oho Kiske Saath
Madhvi : Shh Dheere Bolo
Jethalal (Balcony Se Chipakte Huye Dheere Se) : Kiske Saath
Madhvi (Dheere Se) : Haathi Bhai
Jethalal : Waah to Is Spardha Ki Taiyaari Joro Shoro Se Chal Rahi Hai
Madhvi : Shh Jeta Bhai Koi Sun Lega
Jethalal : Toh Sun Lene Do Waise Bhi Yaha Koi Doodh Ka Dhula Nahi Hai or Balcony Se Chipak Kar Madhvi Ke Boobs Par Haath Rakh Deta Hai
Madhvi Halki Si Aahe Bhadne Lagti Hai
Ahnn...jethaah...bhaii..aap..touch..karoge...toh...mai...khuddd...kohhh...rokhh....
Nahihhh...paaungihh....
Tabhi Roshan Ke Balcony Se Nikalte Huye Haathi Kehta Hai
"Sahi Baat Hai Jetha Bhai Sahi Baat Hai"
Jethalal or Madhvi Thore Door Hote Hai
Jethalal (Shocked) : Areh Haathi Bhai Aap Sodhi Ke Ghar Pe
Haathi : Woh Komal Jara Thaki Huyi Thi to Socha Roshan Bhabhi Ke Haath Ki Lassi Pee Loon
Jethalal(shaitani Hasi Se) : Are Waah Lekin Komal Bhabhi Ko Kisne Thaka Diya
Haathi : Iyer or Maine
Jethalal (Shocked) : Dono Ne Mil Ke
Haathi : Wo Bhi Ek Saath
Madhvi (Shock Hote Huye) : Agoo Baiii Do Do Wo Bhi Ek Saath
Jethalal : Leh Haathi Bhai Madhvi Bhabhi to Ghabra Gayi
Haathi : Areh Ye Bhi Sahi Baat Hai
Jethalal: Sahi Baat Hai
or Scene Cut Hota Hai or Hame Tapu Dikhta Hai
Tapu (Sar Pe Haath Rakhte Huye) : Unhe Message Abhi Karu Ya Baad Me
Kya Wo Bura Maan Jaayengi,lekin Unhone Hi Mujhe Call Karne Ka Ishaara Kiya Tha
Sochta Hu
Katrina : Sochta Hu Kya Hota Hai Tapu Direct Call Karo
Tapu : Lekin Kya Ye Sahi Rahega
Katrina : Kal Raat Tumne Gogi Ko Roshan Bhabhi Ke Saath Karte Huye Dekha Waise Hi Ho Sakta Hai Tumhari Bhi Baat Ban Jaaye Aakhir Sex Competition Ka Sawal Hai
Tapu : Par Kat Agar Kuch Gadbad Huyi to
Katrina : Kuch Nahi Hoga or Agar Hoga Bhi to Yahi Moment Tapu Sena Ko Sex Competition Me Add Karwa Dega
Tapu : You Sure
Katrina : Absolutely Mr Tapu
Tapu : Then Mai College Ke Baad Unhe Text Karunga Ya Shayad Call Kar Ke Chhath Pe Bulaunga
Katrina : or Agar Kismat Acchi Rahi to Ananya Jaise Wo Bhi Tumhare Lund Pe Hogi
Tapu : Aap Lagti Cute Ho Lekin Ho Bari Khatarnaak
Katrina : Mere Chehre Par Mat Jaao Ye Chut Kitno Ke Tatto Ko Sukha Chuki Hai
or Last Me Tumhare Dada Ne Is Chut Ko Sukha Diya
Tapu : I Know Ye Gada Khaandaan Hai Hi Itna Kamaal
Katrina : Sure Sure
or Tapu Katrina Ke Boobs Masal Kar Waha Se Nikalne Lagta Hai
Katrina : or Jara Sonu Par Dhyan Dena Wo Mujhe Bohot Hot Lag Rahi Hai Aaj Kal Use Haath Se Nikalne Mat Dena
Tapu : Tapu Ki Gf Hai Wo Aise Hi Kisi or Ke Saamne Nahi Khulegi Unless Dada Ji or Papa Ne Koi Jaadu Chalya Ho
or Tapu Waha Se Nikal Jaata Hai
Scene Cut Hota Hai or Hame Roshan Bhabhi Dikhti Hai Jo Andar Hi Andar Ek Gehre Soch Me Hai Sodhi Naashta Paani Kar Ke Garage Ke Liye Nikal Raha Hai or Gogi Bhi College Ke Liye Nikal Raha Hai Dinning Table Par Baith Haathi Bhai Apne Lassi Ka Wait Kar Rahe Hai
Sodhi : Oye Haathi Pra Tussi Lassi Lo Mai Chalta Hu Garage
Haathi : Oye Sodhi Yaar Tu Kyu Tension Le Raha Hai Aaj Mai Saari Lassi Pee Jaawanga
Sodhi : Ye Huyi Na Baat Mere Haathi Pra
or Haathi Ke Peeth Par Ek Thapak Maar Kar Chal Deta Hai
Haathi Wahi Baitha Gungunane Lagta Hai or Kuch Hi Der Me Roshan Uske Liye Lassi Lekar Aati Hai or Table Pe Rakh Deti Hai
Haathi Bhai Smile Karte Huye)
Roshan Bhabhi, Aap Lassi Laayi Hain Ya Hosh Udaane Ka Nuskha? Jab Aapke Haathon Se Aati Hai Na...toh Lassi Mein Ek Alag Hi Swaad Aa Jaata Hai!
Roshan Bhabhi (Thoda Flirt Karte Hue):
Aree Haan? Toh Phir Har Roz Ek Glass Lassi Pila Diya Karun? Dekhna, Aadat Lag Jaayegi!
Haathi Bhai :
Roshan Bhabhi Lassi Toh Pehle Hi Roz Pee Leta Hoon... Lekin Agar Aap Pilaayein… Toh Jeevan Bhar Peeta Rahun!
Roshan Bhabhi Halki Si Hansi Chhupaate Hue Baith Jaati Hain. Haathi Bhai Unhe Ghoorte Hain.
Roshan Bhabhi:
Waise Haathi Bhai Aap Toh Kaafi Lassi Ke Deewane Lagte Ho… Itni Lassi Peeke Pet Ka Kya Haal Kar Dete Ho?
Haathi Bhai (Double Meaning Mein):
Pet Toh Bhar Jaata Hai Roshan Bhabhi, Lekin Dil… Wo Toh Aapki Lassi Se Hi Bharta Hai!
Roshan Bhabhi Chhoti Si Thapki Deti Hain Unke Kandhe Pe, Haansi Ke Saath.
Roshan Bhabhi (Shararat Se):
Aap Bhi Na! Sabke Saamne Aise Mat Bola Karo, Log Kuch Aur Samajh Jaayenge!
Haathi Bhai (Thoda Aur Aage Badhke):
Aree Roshan Bhabhi Sab Toh Lassi Ki Baat Ho Rahi Hai... Ab Agar Koi Kuch Aur Soche, Toh Uska Dimaag Kharaab!
Haathi Bhai Ek Dam Se Roshan Bhabhi Ka Haath Pakad Kar Unhe Kheech Lete Hain… Roshan Bhabhi Girti-Girti Unki God Mein Aa Jaati Hain.
Roshan Bhabhi (Halki Cheekh Ke Saath):
Aree Haathi Bhai!! Kya Kar Rahe Ho?!
Haathi Bhai (Muskurate Hue):
Lassi Ki Service Ab Thodi Personal Hone Waali Hai… God Mein Baithkar Peeunga!
Roshan Bhabhi (Sharmate Hue, Halki Muskaan Ke Saath):
Haathi Bhai… Aap Badhte Ja Rahe Ho!
Haathi Bhai:
Main Toh Wahi Hoon Roshan Bhabhi… Bas Aaj Lassi Ke Saath Thoda Romance Mil Gaya Hai!
Kehte Huye Haathi Roshan Bhabhi Ke Boobs Ko Apne Taakatwar Haatho Me Jakad Leta Hai
Roshan Moan Karne Lagti Hai
Aaahmmm...uhhmm..hffhh....zoophh...aahhghh....ummm....
Uhmmm....aahhghh...hffhhh...haathihh...bhaihhh
Haathi Apne Dimaag Ka Kaabu Kho Deta Hai or Turant Khara Hokar Roshan Ka Pajama Utaarne Lagta Hai
Haathi : Ohh Roshan Bhabhi Kya Batau Jabse Aapke Badan Ko Mehsus Kiya Hai Ohh Hoo Raha Hi Nahi Jaata
Roshan : Ohh Haathi Bhai Mai Bhi Aaj Kal Bohot Geeli Ho Rahi Hu Please Apne Injection Ko Ghusao
Haathi : Ohhh Roshan Bhabhi Uhmm
Dono Ek Doosre Ke Hontho Me Doob Jaate Hai or Ek Doosre Ke Badan Ko Chaatne Lagte Hai
Roshan Apne Boobs Masalte Huye Haathi Bhai Ka Poora Saath De Rahi Thi
Haathi Neeche Jhuk Kar Apne Jeebh Ko Roshan Ke Chut Ke Paas Le Jaata Hai or Halke Se Apna Jeebh Uske Chut Ke Daane Ke Paas Sehlaane Lagta Hai
Roshan Halki Halki Siskiyaan Lene Lagti Hai
Aaahhhmmm....uhhhh.........ahhhh....ahhhh...aaahgg...uhffhhh....hmmmm
Ahhh.....ahhhh.....ahhhh......ohhhm....aaahhh...uhhhm....ahmm....uhhh.....uhhhh
Ahhhh.....ahhhh.....uhhhhh
Ahhh.... Uhhhmm....ahhmm...ahhhh........uhhhh..... Ahhhh....ahhhh....
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh......ahhhhhhhh....ohhhh....ahhhhhhhhhh......
Ahhhh....haathihhh...bhaiiihh...
Ahhhh Ahhhh......ohhhh......ahhhh..... Ahhhh..... Ahhhh.... Ahhhhmm..... Ahhhh Ahhhh....ahhhh....ahhhh....ahhhhmmm......ahhhh.....ahhhh.... Ahhhh....
Hmmm....aahhhmm.....uhhhmm....hffhh....aaahhhghh...haathihhh...bhaiii
........Uhhhh..... Ahhhh....ahhhh...chaato...chaato....orrrr....jorrrr.....
Sehhh....chaatoohhh....uhhhmmm....ummmm...hmmmm....
Ahhh Ahhhh Ahhhh......ohhhm Uhhhm.... Ahmm Uhhh.....uhhhh
Ahhhh.....haathiihh....bhaiihhh....uhhmmm...
Ahhhh.....uhhhhh....ahmmm...ahhh....ahhhh..ohhhhh....uhhmm...ahhhh...
Ohhhh...ahhhh....
Ahm....ammmm...ummm....ahh...uhh....umm...ummm....ahh...uhh....
Ummmm.....ahmmmm...uh....ummmm.......uhmm...uhhh..ahhh...mmm...
Ummm..ahmmm....ahhmm....uhh...uhhh....haathihhh...bhaiihhh...
Ummm...ahhmmaa....haathihh...bhaiii....uhmmm....
Slurppp....slurppp....hhghh....ummmhh....aaahhmmm....ummm
Uhhfhh...ummm...haathihh...bhaiihh...hmmm.....
Ahm....ammmm...ummm....ahh...uhh....aammm...ummm....ahh...uhh....
Ummmm.....ahmmmm...uh....ummmm.......uhmm...uhhh..ahhh...mmm...
Ummm..ahmmm....ahhmm....uhh...uhhh...slurppp...slurppp....ummm..
Ahm....ammmm...ummm....ahh...uhh....uhhhmm
Ahm....ammmm...ummm....ahh...uhh....uhhhmm....ahhmm...ahhh
Ahhhhmm....ahhhh......ohhhh......ahhhh.....ahhhh.....ahhhh....ahhhhmm.....
Ahhhh.....ahhhh....ahhhh....ahhhh....ahhhhmmm......ahhhh.....ahhhh....ahhhh....
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh......ahhhhhhhh....ohhhh....ahhhhhhhhhh......
Aaaahhh....ummm....haathihhh...bhaiihhh....oohhh
Ahhhhm....ahhhh......ohhhhm......aaahhhh.....aahhhh.....aaaahhhh....ahhhhmm..... Aaaahhhh....ahhhh....ahhhh....aaahhhh....ahhhhmmm......aaaahhhh.....ahhhh.... Ahhhh....
Roshan Tezi Se Haaf Rahi Hoti Hai or Uska Chehra Poora Laal Hota Hai
Haathi : Kya Hua Roshan Bhabhi Mera Lund Pasand Nahi Aaya Kya, Aaj Ye Tumhari Chut Ki Sari Pyaas Bujha Dega or Aapki Chut Ko Aisa Deewana Bna Dega Ki Aap Roj Mujhse Hi Chudwayegi
Roshan : Khud Pe Itna Gumaan Accha Nahi Hota Haathi Bhai Abhi to Meri Baari Aani Baaki Hai
or Turant Hi Neeche Jhuk Kar Haathi Ke Lund Ko Uske Pant Se Aajad Kar Deti Hai
Roshan : Jitna Socha Tha Utna Hi Bara Hai Aapka Lund Lekin Aaj Iski Saari Aag Meri Chut Bujha Degi Doctor Sahab
Haathi : Jaldi Apne Muh Ko Kholo Roshan Bhabhi Mujhse Raha Nahi Jaa Raha
or Roshan Haathi Ke Lund Ko Choomne Lagti Hai
or Halke Se Blowjob Dena Suru Karti Hai
Gwakk...gwakk...axxgh...coxgh...gwakk...gwak....aggh...gghj....axgghh....gwak...
Axghh...xggh...coghh....gwakk...gwakk..
Gwakk...gwakk...axxgh...coxgh...gwakk...gwak....
Aggh...gghj....axgghh....gwak...
Axghh...xggh...coghh....gwakk...gwakk..gwakk...gwakk...axxgh...coxgh...
Gwakk...gwak....aggh...gghj....axgghh....gwak...
Axghh...xggh...coghh....gwakk...gwakk..agh...agahsggaga
....Gagsg...agga
Agh...agagsg.....agh..gaha...gah...agh...agh....agh..ahgh...gwakk...xggh...
Vogghh...coghh..xggh...gwakk.agh...coggh...
Gulppp....aagghhbb....aagaghh....xxxghhh....uhhggh...aaaghhv....
Aaagghhb....xxgghh....ggullp....aagghh...gillppp...........
Aagghhb....cogghh...coxxgghh...gulppp....gwaakkkhh....huugghh...aaghhh...
Aaagghhnn....uhhhgg....uffgghh....aaaghhh....
Gulllpp...skluprrr....agghh...gghh...gewaakk..gghh....gwakghh...uhhgh....kgghgg...
Agghhh.....xgghh....gwwakgg....aahhgg..ohgghh....fucggh....gwaakkk....
Gwakkk....gwakhhh...gwaakggh...aaggghhh...xggghhhh....gwaakkhhhgg....
Axggghh...xggggh...cogghh....gwakk...gwakk..gwakk...gggwakk...axxgh...coggxgh...g
Gwakk...gggwak....aggh...gghj....axgghh....gwak...
Axghh...xgggh...coggghh....gggwakk...gggwakk..agggh...agggahsggaga
....Ggaggsgg...agggga
Axghh...xggh...coghh....gwakk...gwakk..agh...agahsggaga....gagsg...agga Agh...agagsg.....agh..gaha...gah...agh...agh....agh..ahgh...gwakk...xggh...
Gwakk...gwakk...axxgh...coxgh...gwakk...gwak....aggh...gghj....axgghh....gwak...
Axghh...xggh...coghh....gwakk...gwakk..
Agh...agagsg.....agh..gaha...gah...agh...agh....agh..ahgh...gwakk...xggh...
Agghhh.....xgghh....gwwakgg....aahhgg..ohgghh....fucggh....gwaakkk....
Gwakkk....gwakhhh...gwaakggh...aaggghhh...xggghhhh....gwaakkhhhgg....
Agghh....xgghh....cogghh....cogghhhgg....aahhggh....coggghhcchgg....aaccggh....
Haathi Apne Charamseema Par Pahochne Lagta Hai Uske Lund Ka Supara Tan Ne Laga Tha
Roshan : Aggh Lagtaahg Haihhgh Aaapghh Jhadnehhgh Waleeghhg Hoooghh
Haathi : Agar Aap Aise Hi Muh Me Leti Rahi to Ohh Roshan Bhabhi Aaram Sehh
(Ladkharate Huye)
Roshan Haathi Ke Lund Ko Apni Jeebh Se Chooste Huye Gale Tak Utaar Rahi Thi
Hgghh....ugghh....aahhgh...
Haathi : Ohh Roshan Bhabhi Mai Jhadne Wala Hu Ohhh Ahahh Roshan Bhabhi
or Haathi Apna Saara Maal Roshan Ke Chehre Par Chhor Deta Hai
or Haafne Lagta Hai
Haathi : Ohh Roshanbhabhi Aisa Bj to Mujhe Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Nahi Diya Kasam Se Maza Aagaya
Ye Sun Kar Roshan Hasti H or Haathi Ka Lund Muthi Me Le Kr Sahlane Lgti H
Roshan : Abhi to Chudai Honi Baaki Hai Haathi Bhai Ummed Karti Hu Aap Is Baar Thora Lamba Tikenege
Haathi : Are Dekhti Jaao Roshan Bhabhi Is Baar Suru Hounga to Doepeher Ko Hi Rukunga
Roshan : Accha Ji
Haathi : Shart Laga Lo
Roshan(muskurate Huye) : Lagi Shart Agar Mai Jeeti to Mai Goli Ke Saath Sex Karungi
Haath (Shock Me)i : Kyaa Goli Ke Saath
Roshan : Haa Goli Ke Saath Aap Tension Mat Lijiye Mujhe Sex Competition Ke Baare Me Sab Pata Hai or Mai Iski Gaurantee De Sakti Hu Ki Tapu Sena Bhi Iska Part Jarur Banegi
Haathi : Hmm Lagta to Yahi Hai Warna Komal or Goli Ko Intimate Nahi Hona Parta
Roshan (Shocked) : Komal Bhabhi or Goli Sex Kar Chuke Hai
Haathi : Haa Kitni Baar, or to or Goli Ko Anal Ka Sukh Bhi Mujhse Pehle Mil Gaya or Fir Ye Bhadwa Iyer Isne Bhi Komal Ke Saath Anal Kar Liya
Roshan : Iyer Bhai Ka Lund Aapse Bara Hai Jitna Mujhe Pata Hai
Haathi : Roshan Bhabhi Please Aap Guilty Pleasure Mat Dijiye
Roshan : Aap Uski Wife Chod Lo Waise Bhi Wo to Hai Hi Chudakkad Jetha Bhai Par Line Maarti Rehti Hai Mai Us Se Nafrat Nahi Karti Lekin Ek Aurat Ke Lakshan Jarur Samjah Sakti Hu
Haathi : Hmm Roshan Bhabhi
Roshan : Shayad Aapka Chhota Haathi Agli Baari Ke Liye Taiyaar Hai
Haathi : Aapki Lassi Peene Ke Liye to Koi Bhi Taiyaar Ho Jaaye Roshan Bhabhi
Roshan : Toh Aao Peelo Na Haathi Bhai
Haathi : Abhi Aaya
or Aage Badh Kar Roshan Ko God Me Utha Leta Hai or Apna Lund Uske Chut Me Set Kar Deta Hai
Roshan Haathi Ko Poori Taakat Se Pakad Leti Hai or Haathi Apna Muh Roshan Ke Boobs Me Ghusa Deta Hai
Dono Ki Chudai Ab Suru Ho Chuki Thi
Ohmmmm...haaathihhh...bhaiiihh....hmm...aaahh...ohhh...ahhhhhhhhhhhh......
Ahhhhhhhh....ohhhh....ahhhhhhhhhh......hmmmm...haathihh...bhaiiiih....
Ahhhh....dheere.......ahhh.....iissshhh....ihhh....yeahh....iyeeaahhhhh... Aoooobhhhh....ahhhhmm.....ohhhmm....dheereehhh
Ohhh...aaaram....sehhhh....uhhhmm....dheerehhh...dheereehhhhhh....
Darddd....hohh...rahahh...haiihh...uuhhffh...aaghhh...
Aaahhhhsssshhhhhb.....meriihh....chuttthh...hhhmmmmmmm
........Uhhhh.....aaahhhh....ahhhh
Ahhh...ahhhh....ahhhh......ohhhm....uhhhm....ahmm....uhhh.....uhhhh
Ahhhh..... Haathihhh....bhaihhh...hmmm...aahhg...uhhhm....aaahhhmm...
Ahhhh.....uhhhhh....ahmmm...ahhh....ahhhh..ohhhhh....uhhmm...ahhhh...
Ohhhh...ahhhh....
Aaaahhhh....aaahhhh......ooohhhh......aaahhhh.....aahhhh.....ahhhh....ahhhhmm.....
Aaaahhhh...aaaahhhh....aaaahhhh.... Aaahhhh....aaaahhhhmmm...... Aaahhhh..... Aaaahhhh....aaahhhh....
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh......ahhhhhhhh....ohhhh....ahhhhhhhhhh......
Ahhhh....
Aahh....huhh....haathihh..bhaiihh...aapkaahh...lunddhhh....kaafiihh...motaahh...haihh
....Aaahmm...yeehh..merihh....chuthh...aahhh...haathihh...bhaiih..huhhf....hmmm...
Aahhh...oohhh...aaahh.....oooohhh....hmmm...aahhh....aaahhh...hmmm...uhmmm...
Aaahhhmmm....uhhhh.........ahhhh....ahhhh...aaahgg...uhffhhh....hmmmm
Ahhh.....ahhhh.....ahhhh......ohhhm....aaahhh...uhhhm....ahmm....uhhh.....uhhhh
Ahhhh.....ahhhh.....uhhhhh
Ahhh.... Uhhhmm....ahhmm...ahhhh........uhhhh.....ahhhh....ahhhh....haathihhh...
Bhaiihh...chodohhhh....mujhehhhhh...ahhhmm...uhhhh....
Uuhffhhh....ahhmm...ahhhh........uhhhh..... Ahhhh....ahhhh
Ahhh Ahhhh Ahhhh......ohhhm Uhhhm.... Ahmm Uhhh.....uhhhh
Ahhhh.....haathiihhh....bhaiihhh
....Ahmmm...uhhh....ahhh.....uhmm....humm....ahhmm....ahmm...ahmm....
Uhhh....ahhh...ahmm...haathihhh....bhaiiihh...uhhmm... Ahmm....ahhh...uhhh....ahhh......uhhh....ahhh.....uhmm....humm....ahhmm...uhhh....
Ahhh...uhhhmmm...agghh...chodohhh.....mujhehhh...haathihh...bhaiihh...hmmmm
..Uhmm....humm....ahhmm......
Ohhh....houuhh....ahihh...hmmm...oh....aaahhmm....haathihhh....bhaiihhh....
Meriihh...chuttth....kohhh...bohothhh....accchhahhh...laggg...rahahhh...haihh...
Aaahhmmm...ohhhmm....orrr....zorrr...seeehhh...karooohh....haathihh....bhaiiihh...
Hmmm....aahhh...ohhh...aaammm...ohhhaaa.....hmmm...fuuhhh....ohhmm....aahhm
Mujheehh...bohothhhh...mazaahh....aahh....rahahhh...haihhh....haathihh...bhaiihhh..
Apneeehh.....lundhhh....kohhh...orrr....andarrr...ghusaooohh...aahhh...haathihh...
Bhaiihhh...apneeehhh....lunddhhh...seehhh...meriihhh...chuthhh...kohhh...bharrr....
Dohhh....haathihhh...bhaiihhhh....aaahhh....mazaahhh....aaahhh....rahahhh...haihhh...
Haathihhh...bhaiihh...hmmm...uhhhmmm.....
Ohhh....yeee...lunddd....mujhehhhh...pagaalll...karrr...degaahh...uhhhfff...aaahh...
Meriiii...chutttthh...aaahhh....mai...apnaahhh...dimaaggg.....khooo....rahiii...huuu
Aaahhhh....orrrrr....zoorrrr....seehhh....chodohhh....aahhhm...uhhhh...aaahfff...aggh....
Ahhhh....ohhh....or....zorrrrr...seeehhh...karo...bohothhhh...
Mazaaaah Rahaaa....hai...ohhh......aahhh......ahhh.....ahhhhaaaahhhh....
Haathihhh..bhaiihh...hmmm....ohhhmm...uhhhfhh....aaahmm....
Hffhhh....ahhmm...ahhhh........uhhhh.....ahhhh....ahhhh
Ahhhhhhh...aaahhhh......ohhhm....uhhhm....ahmm....uhhh.....uhhhh
Ahhhh.....
....Ahmmm...uhhh....ahhh.....uhmm....humm....ahhmm....ahmm...ahmm....
Uhhh....ahhh...ahmm... Ahmm....ahhh...uhhh....ahhh......uhhh....ahhh.....uhmm....humm....ahhmm...uhhh....
Ahhh...uhhhmmm...agghh...chodohhh.....
..Uhmm....humm....ahhmm......
Ahhhhhh............ahmmm.....ahhhhhhhh.....aaahhhhhaa....ohhhhhmm....
Ahhh...ahmmm...uhhh....ahhh....uhmm...humm...ahhmm....uhmm....ahhh....
Ahmmm...uhhh....ahhh.....uhmm....humm....ahhmm.....uhmm....humm....ahhmm
Ahhhhhh Ohhhh.......
Dono Ke Badan Ek Doosre Se Takra Kar Thap Thap Ki Madhur Awaazein Nikal Rahe the
Haathi : Ohh Roshan Bhabhihh Maihh Jhadneehh Waaalaa Huhh
Roshan: Ahhhh.....haathihhh...bhaihhhh....ahhh......ahhhha.....hahahh....haahha...
Ahhhh...
Maiihhh...bhiihhh...jhadnehhh....walihh....huhhm....haathihhh...bhaiihhh
Ahhhhhhhh......ohhhh......aaahhhh.....aaahhhh.....ahhhh....aaahhhhmm....
Ahaaahhh....ahhhh....ahhhh....ahhhhmmm......aaahhhh.....
or Roshan Ka Badan Akadne Lagta Hai
Ohhh...haathihhh..bhaiihh...maiihh...aaneeehh....walihhh...huhhmm....aahhhmm...
Ohhh....hmmm...aaaahh...haathihhh...bhaiihhh...
or Roshan Jhadne Lagti Hai
Roshan Ke Chut Ka Garam or Tight Ehsaas Haathi Ko Bhi Majbur Kar Deta Hai or Uska Bhi Maal Nikalne Lagta Hai or Wo Apna Saara Maal Roshan Ke Chut Par Hi Chhor Deta Hai
Dono Ek Doosre Se Lipte Haafne Lagte Hai
Suraj Abhi Abhi Nikal Raha Hai Gokuldham Society Mein Thodi Si Golden Dhoop Fail Rahi Hai Chidiya Chirp Kar Rahi Hain Aur Subah Ka Usual Tamasha Chal Raha Hai. Taarak Mehta Apne Office Ke Liye Ready Shirt-Tie Pehen Ke Gate Lock Kar Raha Hai Briefcase Haath Mein Aur Khud Se Baatein Kar Raha Hai.
Taarak (Khud Se): Arre Yaar Aaj Phir Boss Ka Lecture Sunna Padega… Aur Woh Coffee Machine Bhi Toh Kharab Hai. Kaise Start Hoga Yeh Din Bhai?
Jaise Hi Woh Gate Bandh Karke Mudta Hai Ek Toofan Sa Aata Hai—madhvi Chamakdaar Saree Mein Haathon Mein Achaar-Papad Ke Dabbe Sambhalte Hue Hadbadi Mein Chal Rahi Hai. Woh Khud Se Bol Rahi Hai Bilkul Distracted.
Madhvi (Khud Se): Oho Jetha Bhai Ke Saath Baatein Karte Karte Time Ka Pata Hi Nahi Chala! Ab Yeh Delivery Kaise Hogi? Late Hua Toh Mrs. Gupta Ka Gussa… Uff Ekdum Mirchi Wala!
Madhvi Dhyaan Nahi Deti Aur—dham!—taarak Se Takkar Ho Jati Hai. Uske Dabbe Hawa Mein Udne Lagte Hain. Taarak Ekdum Hero Ke Style Mein Apna Briefcase Fenkta Hai Aur Dabbe Pakad Leta Hai Doosre Haath Se Madhvi Ko Sambhalta Hua.
Taarak (Muskurate Hue): Arre Madhvi Bhabhi Yeh Kya Speed Hai? Subah Subah Meri Morning Ko Ekdum Chatpati Bana Diya Aapne!
Madhvi (Ghabra Ke Baal Theek Karti Hai): Oh Hoh Mehta Sahab! Aap Kahan Se Tapak Pade? Aur Yeh Chatpati Kya Bol Rahe Ho? Dekha Nahi Mere Saare Dabbe Girte Girte Bache!
Taarak (Aankh Maarte Hue Dabbe Pakde): Bhabhi Jab Taarak Mehta Saamne Ho Toh Na Dabbe Girte Hain Na Dil! Yeh Lo Aapke Masaledaar Dabbe Safe Hain!
Dabbe Wapas Dete Hue Thodi Si Style Dikhata Hai.
Madhvi Hassti Hai Uska Tone Samajh Ke. Saree Adjust Karti Hai Aur Eyebrow Uthati Hai.
Madhvi: Accha Ji? Yeh Dil Wali Baat Kahan Se Aa Gayi? Aap Toh Office Jaa Rahe the Ab Yeh Dabba Dabba Khel Kyun Start Kar Diya?
Taarak (Thoda Paas Aake Awaaz Neeche): Arre Office Toh Roz Jata Hoon Par Aapke Achaar-Papad Ke Saath Thodi Si Teekhi Baatein Karne Ka Chance Roz Kahan Milta Hai?
Madhvi Muskurati Hai Mazaak Mein Uske Haath Pe Halka Sa Tapli Deti Hai.
Madhvi: Mehta Sahab Yeh Teekhi Baatein Chhodo! Aapke Office Ka Kya Hoga? Waise Bhi Yeh Achaar Ke Dabbe Mujhe Abhi Deliver Karne Hain. Mrs. Gupta Wait Kar Rahi Hogi Aur Unka Mood… Uff Ekdum Lal Mirchi Jaisa!
Taarak (Sochne Ka Natak): Hmm Office Toh Banta Hai Par Jab Baat Dil Se Dil Tak Jati Hai… Ab..b.. …Matlab Achaar Ke Dabbe Se Delivery Tak Toh Main Kaise Peeche Rahun? Chalo Main Aapke Saath Chalta Hoon. Aapki Delivery Bhi Ho Jayegi Aur Meri Subah Bhi Thodi Masaledaar Ho Jayegi!
Madhvi Shock Mein Dekhti Hai Par Maza Bhi Aa Raha Hai. Woh Sar Ghumati Hai Uske Saath Khelti Hai.
Madhvi: Arre Sach Mein? Aap Meri Delivery Mein Help Karoge? Mehta Sahab Yeh Dabbe Sambhalna Itna Aasan Nahi. Yeh Kaam Bada… Nazuk Hai Samjhe?
Taarak(muskurate Hue): Bhabhi Nazuk Kaam Meri Specialty Hai! Aap Bas Dekho Main Aapke Dabbe (Boobs Ko Dekhte Huye) Bhi Sambhalunga Aur Delivery Bhi… Ekdum Smooth Style Mein!
Madhvi Zor Se Hasti Hai Sar Hilati Hai.
Madhvi: Theek Hai Chalo. Par Ek Shart Hai—agar Aap Mere Saath Aa Rahe Ho Toh Delivery Ke Baad Meri Nayi Achaar Recipe Taste Karni Padegi. Bolo Deal Pakki?
Taarak(drama Karta Hue): Madhvi Bhabhi Aapke Haath Ka Achaar? Arre Uske Liye Toh Main Office Hi Chhod Doon Yeh Toh Phir Bhi Chhoti Baat Hai! Chalo Jaldi Karo Warna Yeh Subah Ka Masala Thanda Ho Jayega!
Dono Hasste Hain Aur Saath Chalna Shuru Karte Hain Taarak Ne Aadhe Dabbe Utha Rakhe Hain. Gokuldham Se Nikalte Hue Unki Chatpati Baatein Chalu Rehti Hain
Madhvi(mazaak Mein): Waise Mehta Sahab Aap Kab Se Itne Achaar Ke Deewane Ho Gaye? Anjali Bhabhi Ko Toh Aapki Yeh Teekhi Pasand Ke Bare Mein Pata Bhi Hai?
Taarak(masoomiyat Ka Natak): Arre Anjali Ko Meri Har Pasand Ka Pata Hai! Par Kabhi Kabhi Thodi Si Chatpati Baatein Dil Ko Thodi Si Masti Deti Hain Hai Na? Waise Yeh Dabbe Itne Heavy Kyun Hain? Achaar Hai Ya… Dil Ka Bojh?
Madhvi (Has Ke): Oho Dil Ka Bojh Kahan Mehta Sahab! Yeh Toh Meri Mehnat Ka Swad Hai. Par Aap Sahi Bol Rahe Ho Kabhi Kabhi Thodi Si Teekhi Baatein Jeevan Mein Maza Jod Deti Hain!
Dono Mrs. Gupta Ke Ghar Pahunch Jate Hain Aur Taarak Madhvi Ke Dabbe Deliver Karne Mein Madad Karta Hai. Mrs. Gupta Khush Ho Ke Thank You Bolti Hai. Wapas Aate Hue Subah Ki Hawa Thodi Fresh Lagti Hai Aur Dono Ki Baatein Ab Thodi Chill Ho Jati Hain
Taarak: Madhvi Bhabhi Yeh Delivery Ke Saath Aapne Meri Subah Ko Sach Mein Rangin Kar Diya. Ab Bolo Woh Achaar Taste Karne Ka Waada Kab Poora Hoga?
Madhvi (Pyaar Se Muskurate Hue): Arre Mehta Sahab Itni Jaldi Kyun Kar Rahe Ho? Achaar Toh Ready Hai Par Uska Maza Tab Aayega Jab Aap Anjali Bhabhi Ke Saath Aoge. Hum Teeno Saath Mein Taste Karenge—kya Bolte Ho?
Taarak(has Ke): Done Deal Bhabhi! Par Ek Baat Bolun? Aapki Yeh Chatpati Baatein Aur Achaar Ka Swad… Dono Hi Dil Tak Jate Hain!
Taarak Apni Watch Dekhta Hai Realize Karta Hai Ke Office Ke Liye Late Ho Gaya Par Smile Ke Saath Baat Karta Hai.
Taarak(khud Se): Arre Boss Ka Lecture Toh Banta Hai Par Yeh Subah Ka Maza… Ekdum Amulya Hai!
Madhvi Haath Hila Ke Bye Bolti Hai Muskurate Huye Aur Apne Achaar-Papad Ke Business Mein Wapas Lag Jati Hai Subah Thodi Aur Masaledaar Feel Karti Hai
Scene Badalta Hai
Gokuldham Society Mein Subah Ka Usual Mahaul Hai— Bhide Apne Scooter Ka Key Haath Mein Liye Ek Register Aur Pen Pakde Maintenance Ke Cheques Collect Karne Ke Mission Par Hai. Woh Ek Ek Ghar Ghum Raha Hai Thodi Si Chidchida Kyunki Jethalal Ke Alawa Is Baar Taarak Ne Bhi Maintainence Ka Cheque Abhi Tak Nahi Diya. Ab Woh Jethalal Ke Ghar Ke Saamne Hai.
Bhide (Khud Se): Arre Yeh Jethalal Bhi Na! Har Baar Maintenance Ke Time Pe Ya Toh Dukaan Pe Hota Hai Ya Koi Drama Karta Hai. Chalo Jaldi Se Cheque Leke Nikalta Hoon Warna Aaj Madhvi Ka Lecture Sunna Padega!
Bhide Gate Ke Paas Jata Hai Aur Dekhta Hai Ki Main Gate Thoda Khula Hai. Woh Thodi Si Chinta Ke Saath Gate Ko Aur Kholta Hai Aur Awaaz Deta Hai.
Bhide (Zor Se): Arre Champak Chacha Ji! Koi Hai Ghar Pe? Jethalal! Daya Bhabhi!
Andar Se Koi Jawab Nahi Aata. Bhide Thoda Sa Andar Jhakta Hai Sochta Hai Ki Shayad Koi Balcony Pe Ho. Woh Dheere Se Andar Jata Hai Apna Register Haath Mein Pakde.
Bhide (Phir Se): Jethalal! Champak Chacha! Koi Hai Ya Nahi? Arre Yeh Gate Bhi Khula Chhod Diya… Kaise Log Hain Yeh!
Ghar Mein Sannata Hai. Bhide Thoda Sa Ghabrata Hai Par Sochta Hai Ki Thodi Der Wait Kar Le. Woh Drawing Room Mein Jata Hai Aur Sofa Pe Baith Jata Hai Register Ko Apne Ghutne Pe Rakhte Hue.
Bhide (Khud Se): Arre Yeh Jethalal Toh Dukaan Pe Hoga Ab Tak. Tapu College Jaa Chuka Hoga, Champak Chacha Bhi Shayad Kahi Gaye Honge. Daya Bhabhi Toh Ghar Pe Hoti Hai… Par Kahan Gayi? Chalo Baad Mein Aata Hoon.
Woh Register Band Karta Hai Aur Khada Hone Lagta Hai. Par Jaise Hi Woh Khada Hota Hai Uska Pair Sofa Ke Kinare Se Takrata Hai! Bhide Ka Balance Bigadta Hai Register Udta Hai Aur Woh Neeche Girne Lagta Hai.
Bhide (Chillate Hue): Arre Yeh Kya Ho Gaya! Bachao! Aaaah!
Jaise Hi Woh Girta Hai Uski Aankhein Band Ho Jati Hain Aur Woh Sochta Hai Ki Ab Toh Haddi Toot Jayegi. Par Uska Haath Zameen Pe Lagta Hai Aur Woh Dheere Se Girta Hai. Jab Aankhein Kholta Hai Toh Uske Saamne…khoobsurat Ki Pankhuri Wali Chut Aa Jaati Hai Uske Sar Ke Upar Daya Khadi Hai! Woh Ek Towel Mein Hai Baal Gile Jaise Abhi Abhi Nahake Aayi Ho. Bhide Ka Dil Ekdum Se Dhadakta Hai Aur Woh Shock Mein Jam Sa Jaata Hai.
Daya (Shock Mein Towel Ko Tight Pakadte Hue): Arre Bhide Bhai! Yeh Kya?! Aap Yahan Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Aur Yeh Gir Kaise Gaye? Hai Maa Mataji!
Bhide (Ghabra Ke Aankhein Band Karke): Arre Daya Bhabhi! Sorry Sorry! Main… Main… Bas Cheque Lene Aaya Tha! Yeh Sofa… Yeh Gir Gaya… Maine Kuch Nahi Dekha Sachchi! Deva Deva Deva Raksha Karo!
Daya Jaldi Se Apna Towel Adjust Karti Hai Aur Sofa Ke Peeche Chhupne Ki Koshish Karti Hai. Woh Utni Bhi Embarrassed Nahi Hai Par Uski Wajah Se Thodi Si Hasi Bhi Nikal Jati Hai.
Daya: Bhide Bhai Aap Toh Ekdum Choro Ke Tarah Ghar Mein Ghus Aaye! Gate Khula Tha Kya? Arre Main Toh Abhi Naha Ke Aayi Thi… Yeh Kya Tamasha Ho Gaya!
Bhide (Abhi Bhi Zameen Pe Baitha Aankhein Band): Daya Bhabhi Maine Gate Khula Dekha Toh Socha Champak Chacha Ya Jethalal Honge! Maine Awaaz Bhi Di… Par Koi Jawab Nahi Aaya! Yeh Main Kahan Phas Gaya! Aap… Aap Please Kuch Pehen Lo Main Yahan Hi Baitha Hoon!
Daya Hassti Hai Par Jaldi Se Apne Room Ki Taraf Bhagti Hai.
Daya (Has Ke): Arre Bhide Bhai Aap Bhi Na! Ek Minute Rukiye Main Abhi Aati Hoon. Aur Please Yeh Baat Kisi Ko Mat Bolna Warna Tapu Ke Papa Ka Dimaag Kharab Ho Jayega!
Bhide Apni Aankhein Kholta Hai Dekhta Hai Ki Daya Ja Chuki Hai. Woh Jaldi Se Khada Hota Hai Apna Register Uthata Hai Aur Apne Kapde Jhaadta Hai. Uska Chehra Laal Ho Chuka Hai Aur Woh Khud Se Bolta Hai.
Bhide (Khud Se): Arre Yeh Kya Musibat Thi! Maintenance Cheque Lene Aaya Tha Aur Yahan Yeh… Yeh… Towel Wala Drama! Hey Deva Yeh Koi Sapna Toh Nahi Tha Na?
Daya Thodi Der Baad Ek Saree Pehen Ke Wapas Aati Hai Ab Bilkul Normal. Woh Bhide Ko Dekhti Hai Aur Thodi Si Sharma Ke Hassti Hai.
Daya: Bhide Bhai Ab Toh Aankhein Khol Lijiye! Sorry Haan Main Toh Jaldi Mein Thi Socha Baad Mein Gate Band Karungi. Waise Aap Cheque Ke Liye Aaye the Na? Jethalal Toh Dukaan Pe Hain Par Main Abhi Cheque Likh Deti Hoon.
Bhide (Abhi Bhi Awkward Haath Jodte Hue): Haan Haan Daya Bhabhi Bas Cheque Hi Chahiye. Aur Please Yeh… Yeh Jo Hua Woh… Matlab… Main Bhool Gaya! Kuch Hua Hi Nahi!
Daya Hassti Hai Aur Apna Purse Nikalti Hai Cheque Book Mein Likhne Lagti Hai.
Daya: Arre Bhide Bhai Tension Mat Lo! Yeh Toh Bas Ek Chhota Sa Accident Tha. Waise Aap Gir Kaise Gaye? Aap Toh Hamesha Itne Careful Rehte Ho!
Bhide (Thoda Relax Hote Hue): Arre Yeh Sofa Hi Kharab Hai Shayad! Ya Phir… Mera Dimaag Hi Hil Gaya Tha Thodi Der Ke Liye. Chalo Cheque De Do Main Jaldi Se Nikalta Hoon Warna Yeh Baat Mere Dimaag Mein Ghoomti Rahegi!
Daya Cheque Dete Hue Hassti Hai Aur Bhide Jaldi Se Gate Ki Taraf Bhagta Hai. Jaate Jaate Woh Ek Baar Mudta Hai.
Bhide: Daya Bhabhi Ek Baat Bolun? Aap Please Gate Band Rakha Karo. Warna Koi Bhi… Matlab… Main Nahi Koi Aur Aa Sakta Hai!
Daya (Mazaak Mein): Arre Bhide Bhai Aap Tension Mat Lo! Aapke Jaisa Seedha Saadha Aadmi Hi Aayega Toh Koi Problem Nahi! Jai Maa Mataji!
Bhide Sharma Ke Sar Jhukata Hai Aur Jaldi Se Bahar Nikal Jata Hai Apna Register Seene Se Lagaye. Woh Khud Se Bolta Hai.
Bhide (Khud Se): Arre Yeh Gokuldham Society Bhi Na… Ek Cheque Lene Gaya Tha Aur Pura Ek Episode Ban Gaya! Ab Madhvi Se Kya Bolunga? Hey Mahadev Meri Izzat Bacha Lena!
Bhide Apna Maintenance Register Haath Mein Liye Jethalal Ke Ghar Se Cheque Lene Aaya Hai. Woh Abhi Abhi Daya Se Awkward Encounter Ke Baad Cheque Le Chuka Hai Aur Gate Ki Taraf Ja Raha Hai. Par Uska Dil Thodi Si Shaitani Soch Raha Hai.
Bhide (Khud Se Dheere Se): Arre Yeh Daya Bhabhi Bhi Na… Ekdum Energy Ka Powerhouse Hai! Har Baar Itni Jaldi Mein Par Hamesha Smile Ke Saath. Waise Yeh Saree Mein Bhi Kitni Sundar Lagti Hai… Hey Mahadev Yeh Main Kya Soch Raha Hoon! Woh Apne Aap Ko Thappad Marta Hai Aur Sharma Jata Hai.
Jaise Hi Woh Gate Kholta Hai Uske Dimaag Mein Ek Flashback Aata Hai Ek Hafte Pehle Ka Scene Jab Society Ke Compound Mein Jethalal Ne Bhide Ke Saamne Madhvi Ko Tease Kiya Tha.
Flashback Jab Jetha Madhvi Ko Bhide Ke Saamne Chod Raha Tha (Update 13)
Jethalal : Waise Abhi Madhvi Bhabhi Ko Shaant Kar Ke Aata Hu
Bhide : Tum Bhi Na
Jethalal : Tu Bhi Aana or Ham Dono Ko Dekh Kar Andekha Kar Dena or Mujhe Badhai Bhi Dena
Bhide : Taaki Wo Bhi Poori Khul Jaaye
Jethalal : Bilkul Uske Baad Hi to Poori Society Khulegi
or Jethalal Waha Se Uth Kar Kitchen Me Chala Jaata Hai or Madhvi Ko Peeche Se Pakad Kar Uske Boobs Dabane Lagta Hai Bhide Waha Aata Hai or Sab Kuch Dekhta Hai or Jethalal Ko Congratulations Bol Kar Waha Se Jaane Lagta Hai
Madhvi : Ye Aho Ko Kya Hua
Jethalal : Bola Tha Na Ki Mai Aapko Uske Saamne Chodunga or Wo Kuch Nahi Kahega
Madhvi : Lekin Kyu Kya Unhe Mere Ijjat Ka Khayal Nahi Hai
Jethalal : Use Har Cheez Ka Khayal Hai Bas Use Kisi or Ka Swaad Chakhna Hai Isliye Wo Aisa Kar Raha Hai
Madhvi : Aisa Kyu
or Jethalal Madhvi Ko Chodte Huye Saari Baat Bata Deta Hai
Madhvi: Ah Ahhhh Ahhhh Mi Gela Ahhh
Ahhhh Ahhhh...... Ohhhh...... Ahhhh..... Ahhhh..... Ahhhh.... Ahhhhmm..... Ahhhh Ahhhh.... Ahhhh.... Ahhhh....ahhhhmmm...... Ahhhh..... Ahhhh.... Ahhhh....
Flashback Khatam Hota Hai Aur Bhide Ab Gate Ke Paas Khada Hai Thodi Si Shaitani Smile Ke Saath.
Bhide (Khud Se): Haan Jethalal Ne Us Din Bada Maza Liya Tha Madhvi Ka. Ab Thodi Si Masti Toh Banta Hai! Chalo Ek Chhota Sa Prank Karke Iska Khushnuma Badla Le Leta Hoon. Bas Yeh Soch Ke Ki Main Daya Bhabhi Ke Saath Chudai Kar Raha Hoon… Jethalal Ka Chehra Dekhne Layak Hoga!
Bhide Apna Phone Nikalta Hai Or Mardo Se Secret Whatsapp Group Me Ek Message Daalta Hai
"Maine Daya Bhabhi Ke Saath Sex Kiya"
Update 74 (Bhide's Masterclass)
Bhide Wapas Ghar Ke Andar Jata Hai Apna Register Sofa Pe Rakhta Hai Aur Awaaz Deta Hai.
Bhide: Arre Daya Bhabhi! Ek Minute Main Cheque Ke Bare Mein Kuch Poochna Bhool Gaya!
Daya Ab Saree Mein Bilkul Normal Kitchen Se Nikalti Hai Haath Mein Belan Liye.
Daya: Arre Bhide Bhai Aap Wapas Aa Gaye? Kya Hua Cheque Mein Koi Problem Hai Kya? Hai Maa Mataji Ab Kya Karun?
Bhide (Thodi Si Shaitani Ke Saath): Arre Nahi Nahi Cheque Toh Theek Hai. Bas Socha Aap Itni Jaldi Mein Thi Toh Shayad Thodi Si Chai Pila Dengi… Matlab Society Ke Liye Thodi Si Baatein Kar Lenge! Woh Thoda Sa Paas Jata Hai Sofa Ke Paas Khada Ho Jata Hai Aur Apna Phone Nikalne Lagta Hai.
Daya Bilkul Clueless Muskurati Hai
Daya: Arre Chai Toh Bana Dungi Bhide Bhai! Par Aap Aise Kyun Muskura Rahe Ho? Koi Shaitani Chal Rahi Hai Kya?
Tabhi Bhide Ka Pair Phir Se Sofa Ke Kinare Se Takrata Hai Woh Girne Lagta Hai Aur Daya Apna Belan Fenk Ke Usko Pakadne Ke Liye Aage Badhti Hai. Dono Ek Doosre Ke Saamne Awkward Position Mein Khade Ho Jate Hain—bhide Ka Haath Daya Ke Kandhe Pe Aur Daya Ka Haath Bhide Ki Shirt Pe. Yeh Sab Itna Jaldi Hota Hai Ki Dono Shock Mein Hain.
Daya (Chillate Hue): Arre Bhide Bhai! Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai? Aap Phir Gir Gaye? Hai Maa Mataji Yeh Sofa Sach Mein Kharab Hai!
Bhide (Ghabra Ke): Arre Daya Bhabhi Yeh… Yeh Galti Se! Main Bas… Phone Nikal Raha Tha… Jethalal Ko Call Karne! Woh Jaldi Se Apna Phone Uthata Hai Par Haath Kaanp Rahe Hain.
Daya Sofa Pe Baith Jati Hai Aur Bhide Bhi Wahan Khada Reh Jata Hai Abhi Bhi Sharma Raha Hai. Woh Apne Prank Ke Plan Ko Thoda Sa Implement Karne Ke Liye Jethalal Ko Video Call Lagata Hai.
Bhide (Phone Pe): Arre Jethalal! Ek Minute Tum Dukaan Pe Ho Na? Main Tumhare Ghar Pe Hoon Thodi Si Baat Karni Hai!
Jethalal Dukaan Pe Hai Apne Cashier Bawri Ke Saath Koi Deal Discuss Kar Raha Hai. Woh Call Uthata Hai Aur Video Pe Bhide Ko Dekhta Hai Daya Ke Bagal Mein Sofa Pe.
Jethalal (Hairani Se): Arre Bhide? Tu Mere Ghar Pe Kya Kar Raha Hai? Aur Yeh Daya Ke Saath Itna Paas Kyun Baitha Hai? Yeh Kya Tamasha Hai Bhai?
Bhide (Mazaak Mein): Arre Jethalal Tum Toh Us Din Madhvi Ke Saath Mere Saamne Sex Kar Rahe the Na? Bas Socha Main Bhi Thodi Si Masti Kar Loon! Daya Bhabhi Ke Saath Chai Peene Aaya Hoon… Kya Scene Hai Bolo! Woh Daya Ki Taraf Dekhta Hai Aur Daya Bilkul Confused Hai.
Daya (Has Ke): Arre Tapu Ke Papa Yeh Bhide Bhai Kya Bol Rahe Hain? Main Toh Bas Chai Banane Ja Rahi Thi! Yeh Sofa Hi Kharab Hai Isliye Yeh Gir Gaye!
Jethalal Pehle Toh Thoda Shock Hota Hai Par Phir Usko Samajh Aata Hai Ki Yeh Bhide Ka Prank Hai. Woh Apna Signature Laugh Karta Hai.
Jethalal: Hahaha! Arre Bhide Tu Bhi Na Ekdum Hero Banne Chala Hai! Theek Hai Theek Hai Tu Daya Ke Saath Sirf Chai Peene Aaya Hai Kya? Hum Dost Hain Bhai! Bas Yeh Mat Bolna Ki Maine Madhvi Bhabhi Ko Bohoth Maza Aaya Tha! Woh Aankh Maarta Hai.
Bhide (Sharma Ke): Arre Jethalal Yeh Toh Bas Mazaak Tha! Tum Bhi Toh Us Din Madhvi Ko Lekar Bada Has Rahe The. Bas Thodi Si Masti Ki Aur Kya!
Daya : Oho Toh Yeh Dono Dost Apas Mein Mazaak Kar Rahe Hain? Arre Bhide Bhai Aap Bhi Na! Chalo Ab Chai Banati Hoon Aur Tapu Ke Papa Aap Bhi Dukaan Se Jaldi Aao Saath Mein Masti Karenge!
Jethalal Phone Pe Hasta Hai Aur Bhide Bhi Sharma Ke Phone Rakhta Hai. Daya Kitchen Mein Jaane Lagti Hai Lekin Bhide Uski Kalai Pakad Kar Use Apne God Me Bitha Leta Hai
Bhide : Suna Nahi Daya Bhabhi Aapne Jethalal Ne Kya Kaha
Daya : Kya Kaha Unhone
Bhide Apna Haath Daya Ke Boobs Par Rakh Deta Hai or Use Joro Se Dabane Lagta Hai
Daya Halki Halki Aahe Bhadne Lagti Hai or Bhide Ke Baal Ko Pakad Kar Uske Sar Ko Apne Boobs Me Ghusa Deti Hai
Bhide (Mann Me ): Arre Yeh Prank Toh Ulta Pad Gaya! Socha Tha Jethalal Ko Thodi Si Jalan Hogi Par Yeh Toh Khud Hi Mazaak Mein Shamil Ho Gaya! Hey Deva Yeh Gokuldham Society Bhi Na… Yahan Har Cheez Ek Comedy Show Ban Jati Hai!
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