15th Ghatna
To ab sthiti ye thi ki ghar me hum teen hi log the…
Munni apne Mamaji ke saath nanihaal ja chuki thi jo ki mere lie Bura tha kyon ki abhi abhi to taaza taazaa Maal Munni ka milna tha mujhe lekin abhi filhaal wo mere haath…yaa fir kahu Lund se chala gaya…
Khair jo bhi hai abhi to yahi sthiti thi…
Mai apne kamre me lete lete ye soch raha tha aur ye soch raha tha ki ab kya karu…
Tabhi mere man me khayal aaya ki…
Jo abhi nahi hai uske baare me soch ke afsos kyon kare…jo hai abhi usme hi kuch aisa doondhe ki maza aa jaae life ka…
Aur abhi mere paas kaun tha…meri Biwi Renu aur mera Beta Babu…
Aur Ye dono ka to kuch samajh me nahi aa raha tha mujhe..
Ek taraf to meri Biwi jiska behavior se aisa klagta hai ki shayad ek limit tak hi wo mujhe kuch bhi karne ke lie allow kargi…
Wahi dusri taraf uske aur apne Bete ke beech me jo kissing dekha hai aur jis tarah se wo dono close the ek dusre ke…wo kahi se bhi normal Maa Bete ka pyar to nahi tha…
Aur fir Babu ka apne dosto se milna…Maa Bete ke Chudai ki kahani kitab ke lie gidgidaana ye bhi to ajeeb hi tha na…
Upar se ye bhi ki Holi ke din wo apne dono harami doosto ko ghar bhi lane wala tha…Maalpuwa khane ke lie…
Ab kis tarah ka Maalpuwa khilana hai usko ye to mere samajh se pare tha…
Aur maze ki baat to ye ki Renu bhi khilane ke lie tayar thi…Maalpuwa…
Wo bhi teeno ko ek saath…
Aur agar mai sahi sahi samajh raha tha to ye asli wale Maalpuwe ki baate ho rahi thi unke beech…
Fir man me aata hai…kya Renu sach me aisa kar sakti hai…?
Pata nahi Bhai…aurto ko samjhna bahut mushkil tha ab mere lie…kab kisko Bhaiya bana de aur kab kisko Sainyaa bana de ye to wo hi jaane baba…
Aur fir kal raat ki bhi baat thi…wo alag…
Pakka tha ki wo Chudwa ke hi aai thi…lekin kis se ye meri samajh me nahi aa raha tha…
Man baar baar kah raha hai ki Babu ne hi Chod li hai apne Maa ki Bur raat me…
lekin fir lagta hai nahi ye sambhav nahi hai…
Jagah kaha tha…aur upar se itni jaldi itni himmat nahi ho sakti hai uski..
Lekin fir ye bhi lagta hai himmat Mardo me thode na hoti hai ye himmat to Mardo me jaga dia jaata hai aurto ke dwara ya ye kahu ki Randi aurto ke dwara to galat na hoga…ho sakta hai Renu ne hi usko hint dia hoga kuch aisa karne ke lie…aur jaha tak jagah ki baat hai wo to kahi bhi ho sakti hai na…kisi bhi jhaadi ke peeche ya fir khule maidaan me bhi…
Wo kahte hai na…”neele gagan ke tale”…he he he…
Kya wo dono itna risk lie honge…
Shayad nahi…
Ya fir ho bhi sakta hai…kaun jaane…
Mai soch hi raha tha aur mera Lund ye soch ke khade ho ke thunni maar raha tha…
Aap to jaantye hi hai mai thahra…ganda,galeej insaan choti baato par bhi Laude ko khada kar leta hu…ganada se ganda soch leta hu…
Yahi sab mai soch hi raha tha ki…
Kamre me Renu aai…
Kya kar rahe ho…
Kuch nahi kya karunga…
Kuch to soch rahe hoge na…Lund khada hai tumhara…wo muskurai…Munni ke baare me soch ke Lund maharaj ko khada kar dia hai na….
Tumhe kya lagta hai ki mai har samay ek hi baat sochta hu…
Haan To aur kya…mai tumko jaanti nahi hu kya…achha chalo ek kaam kar do aaj mera…
Tumhara hi to kaam karta rahta hu har samay…
Are majaak nahi aaj ek alag kaam bol rahi hu karoge na…hasoge to nahi na…
Maine kaha…aisa kya kaam hai ki mai hasunga…tum bolo to sahi
Tumhe mere….baal….wo ruki kaatne hai…
Are…ye kya baat ho gai aaj…tum chote baal kyon rakhna chahti ho…?
Aise hi…
Sab katwa rahe hai apne lumbe baal to kya mai nahi kar skati…kya tum mere lie itna bhi nahi kar sakte…
Are kar kahe nahi sakta hu lekin kais lagega tum samajh rahi ho…?
Kaisa lagega…?
Pata nahi kaisa lagega…maine majaak se bola…Shaayad bandariya type…aur hasne laga…
Wo gusse me laal ho gai…achha…ab mai bandariya lagne lagi tumhe…Jawan Bur ko soch ke Biwi ko bandaria bolte ho…sharam nahi aati hai tumhe…wo muh fula ke baith gai…
Maine baat ko sambhaalte hue kaha…are mai to majaak kar raha tha yaar tum badi jaldi rooth jaati ho…aisa lagta hai abhi bhi nai naveli Dulhan ho…
Wo thoda muskurai…
Nahi nai to nahi hu to kya hua…nai naveli se kam bhi nahi hu…abhi bhi chahu to apne chahne walo ki line laga dungai…
Achha…
Aur nahi to kya…
Line laga dogi ya …line laga chuki ho…maine kaha…
Wo thoda chaunk gai…boli…matlab…
Are kuch nahi…mai to bas aise hi majaak kar raha tha…
Wo thoda serious ho gai…
Dekho…ek baat to tum bahut achhe se samajh lo…mai kabhi bhi kuch bhi karungi to tumse bata ke karungi…maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahi chupaya hai…aur kuch hai bhi…wo thoda sa ruki…shaadi ke pahlewali baat to maine wada kia hai tumhe sab bata hi dungi…Maa kasam iske siwa maine kabhi tumse kuch nahi chupaya hai…
Maine man hi man kaha…
Bhoonsdiwali, Randi…jhuth bol rahi saaf saaf aur samajhti hai ki mai is par yakeen kar lu…
Lekin fir maine aise jataya ki maano mujhe uski baat par yekeen tha…
Usne fir haste hue kaha…
Dekh BetiChod…mere jaisi Biwi tumko kabhi bhi…kahi bhi…dhoondhne se bhi nahi milti kabhi…
Haan….maine man hi man kaha…haan Chudi Chudai…Fate Bhosde aur Gaand wali kaha se milegi…
Lekin saamne se kaha…haan ye to sahi hai meri jaan…
Bas ho gaya maska baji ab mere baal thode chote kar do…
Kaha tak…
Kandhe tak…
Oye hoye…maine kaha…
Wo thunakne lagi…
Achha chalo kainchi laao…
Mai laai hu…wo ruki….aur trimmer bhi…
Mai chaunka…trimmer…kyon…?
Wo toda ruk ke boli…Bur ke baal bhi trim karne hai…
Achha ye baat hai…ab mai samjha….
Chote baal wali baat to isne Babu se ki thi us din…
To kya wahi kaaran hai ki ye apne Bur ke baal chote karana chahti hai…
To kya Babu ko ye apna Bur dikhana chahti hai…?
Ya Kahi aisa to nahi ki Babu ne hi kaha ho ki….Maa apne Bur ke baal thode chote karwa lo…
Pata nahi….mera dimaag ab sahi me ajeeb sa feel kar raha tha…kuch link hi nahi mil raha tha in sab ghatnao ke beech…
Maine kaha lekin mujhe to tumhare Bur me jyada baal pasand hai…islie to maine kabhi tumhe kaatne ya saaf karne nahi dia…
Islie to tum se hi kah rahi hu ki tum hi kar do…thoda change ho jaaega…
Maine gusse se bola…aisa karo tum poora shave karwa lo Bur ki…jyada achha lagega…fir do din ke baad jab halke baal wapas aa jaaenge tab pata chalega…tab na dekhne me acchha lagega aur na ta chune me achha lagega…
Are mai islie to kah rahi hu ki chote karne hai…poore saaf nahi karne hai…wo boli mai bhi tumhara kar dungi…
Maujhe nahi karwana…maine thunak ke kaha…
Mujhe karwana hai lekin…wo minnat karti hui si boli…bas ek baar try karte hai na…fir to ye apni kheti hai fir se nikal hi aaegi na…
Maine socha sahi hi hai…try karte hai…
Aur dekhe to sahi ye Chinaaar aur kya kya rang dikhati hai…
Maine thodi si dheel kya de di is Saali Randi ko…isne to kasam se apana rang hi dikhana shuru kar dia kasam se…
Abhi Babu ghar me hoga na…baad me karte hai…maine kaha…
Nahi hai wo…kahi gaya hai Bablu aur Rajesh ke saath…aur…wo thoda ruki aur chamkti hui aankho se usne kaha…aur hota bhi to kya hota…wo to apne kamre me hoga na…wo kaun sa apni Maa ki Bur dekh lega…uski aankhon me chamak thi…jise mai dekh bhi raha tha aur samajh bhi raha tha…
Ohhh….Babu nahi hai aur agar wo Bablu aur Rajesh ke saath hai matlab fir un Haramion ke saath…apne ghar ke aurto ki gandi baate karne wahi gaya hoga adde me…
Khair…
Wo maani nahi….aur maine uske baal kandhe tak kaat die…
Jhooth nahi kahunga…badi gajab lagne lagi thi wo…mai to dekhta rah gaya…uska cahuda chehra…kuch chechak ke daag aur billi jaisi kanji aankhe kaMaal lag rahi thi…
Kya hua Bachhu…Mast Patakha Maal lag rahi hu na mai…kya kahte ho….kaun jyada sundar lag raha hai abhi mai ya Munni….Beta abhi bhi na jaane kitne logo ki Fantasy hoongi mai…aur na jaane kitno ka Maal mere karan nikalta hoga…dekh lo…tumhara bhi to khada ho gay na Lauda dek ke….dekho kaise salaami maar raha hai…wo hasne lagi…
Baat to bilkul sahi kahi thi usne
Haa lag to achhi rahi ho…maine kaha…
To chalo ab…agala karykram karo…Bur ke baal bhi kar hi do na …dekh lena…pakka garma jaaoge…
Aur Usne apni saari uitha ke dono pair faila di….mast badi si fuli hui Bur mera saamne khuli hui thi jo ki paniyai hui thi aur mai samajh raha tha wo kiske lie paniya rahi hai…
Mere lie ye dekh ke rukna kaha sambhav tha maine jhuk ke usko chumna shuru kia…
Baad me…baad me…pahle trimmer chalao janaab…
Aur maine chalaya….
Jhooth nahi kahunga…Bur aur bhi nikhri hui dikhne lagi…Bur ki puttiya aur jyada fuli hui lagne lagi…maine jaldi se baalo ko jhaada aur apne Lund ko bahar nikaal lia…ab to bas Chodna tha…baaki soch vichaar jaae Maa Chudane…
Ek minute…mai saaf kar ke aati hu…wo bhi garama gai thi…
Aur wo jaldi se bathroom gai…
Maine jhaak ke bathroom me dekha…wo aaina laga ke Bur ko nihaar rahi thi…aur kuch budbuda rahi thi…
Mai kamre me aaya…
Aur jab wo Bur ko saaf kar kea ai to mera dil dhak se kar gaya…aisa laga maano maine pahli baar wo Bur dekhi ho…
Mai…usko lita dia aur jhat se apni laplapati jeev se usko chumne choosne laga…
Wo mere sir ko pakad ke apni Bur ki taraf dhakelne lagi…aur Gaand uthane lagi…
Wo kuch budbuda rahi thi lekin kuch samjah me nahi aa raha tha…uski aawaaz itni Dheere thi ki mai kuch sun ya samajh nahi pa raha tha…
Mai chusta raha aur…
Ab uske muh se karah nikalne lagi…aaahhhh…ohhhhh
Aur…kuch palo ke baad uske jhatka tej ho gaye mere muh par…mera dam ghutne laga…aur tabhi uska sharer akad gaya aur…uski Bur ne Paani Chod dia….
Badi kasaili si gandh aa rahi thi Bur se…achha to nahi tha lekin fir bhi bahut pyara tha jise mai jiwan bhar soongh sakta tha…maine uske Bur se nikle hue paani ko jeebh se chaatne laga…kutte ki tarah…
Aur ab…mera lund fufkaar maar raha tha….maine uske Gaand ke paas ek takia Rakha…aur apne khade Lund ko uske Bur ke ched me bhida ke dhakka lagaya…
Pakk…se aawaaz hui aur mera poora Lund ek baar me hi andar tha…
Mere lie ab rukna sambhav nahi tha…garam bhatthi me mera Lund makhhan ke jaise chala gaya tha…kaise rukta…
Maine dhakkam pel shuru kar dia…
Kamre me fach…kach…kach ki awaaz aa rahi thi…
Mera josh saatwe aasmaan me tha…
Tabhi Renu apne full form me aa gai…
Wo jor se boli…Chod le BetiChod…apni Munni ki Bur Chod le…
Faila faila ke Chod le…apne Beti ki Bur BetiChod…ahhh…ohhh….aur wo apni Chuttar uchka uchka ke mera Lund ekdam andar tak le rahi thi…
Fach…fach…ki aawaaz kuch jyada hi ho rahi thi…
Mai apne last moment me pahuchne wala hi tha…aur ab control se bahar ho chuka tha…dimaag ab apne track se utar chuka tha…
Wo bol rahi thi…Chod BetiChod…apni Munni ki Bur Chod…Bhosdaa bana de apni Beti ki Bur ka…Chod…aur Chod…
Mera speed apne charam par tha…
Mere muh se nikla…ahhhh…haa mai to Chod hi raha hu Munni ki Bur ko…ohhhh tu bhi apni Bur me Babu ka Lauda le le….Randiiiii…
Itna sun na tha ki maano wo pagal ho gai…aur neeche se aise Gaand uthane lagi maano mujhe poora andar ghusa legi…
Ohhhh…haan…Babu…Chod le apni Maa ki Bur ko…MaaaadarChod….aahh…Baaabu…
Aur uska sharer akad gaya….aisa laga jaise uski Bur mere Lund ko jakad rahi hai….
Mai samajh gaya ki wo jhad rahi hai…
Aur maine apne dhakke tej kar die….aur…
Ahhh…Munni…Gaand bhi marunga teri….meri pyari Munni….
Aur mere sharer ne apna garam lawa Renu ki Bur me bharna shuru kar dia….
Sab kuch shaant…
Tufaan ke baad ekdam shaanti…
Mai bahut jyada thak gaya tha…meri aankhon ke saamne meri Munni ka Chuttar naach raha tha…
Aur kab meri aankh band hone lagi ye pata hi nahi chala…
Mujhe pata nahi ki kab Renu uthi…aur kab mai bed par soya…itna thak chuka tha mai…
Waise ek baat to hai…
Mard ek baar me hi jarurat se jyada thak jaata hai…lekin Aurat….andar hi andar na jaane kitni baar jhadti hai fir bhi unme thakaan nahi hoti hai…aur bas kuch hi time me wo apne thode mode thakan ko manage kar leti hai…
Gajab system hai Bhai ye to…
Na chahte hue bhi mai neend ke aagosh me chala gaya…
Babu ke jor jor se hasne ki awaaz ne meri neend ko khola…
Mai jhat se khidki ke paas aaya to dekha Babu apni maa ko dekh dekh ke has raha hai…
Kya has raha hai aise…Renu ne poocha…
Nahi mai has nahi raha hu lekin ye kya kar lia hai aapne…
Maine kya kia hai…tum hi ne to kaha tha ki tumhe chote baal achhe lagte hai…to le maine apne….wo thoda ruki…aur Dheere se kaha…b…baal chote kar lie hai…
Babu ka hasna kam hua aur wo apni Maa ke aankho me dekhte hue bola…maine kaha bhi to aapne sach me…wo ruka…sach me baal chote kar lie hai…
Haan to kar hi to lia hai na…dekh nahi rahe ho…aur ab tu apne sir ke baal katwaega….jyada chapri ban ne ki jarurat nahi hai…
Wo ek tak apni Maa ko dekhta raha…
Ab dekh kya raha hai aise…ab koi bahana nahi chalega mai bol deti hu samjhe…
Babu…abhi bhi usko dekhte hue kaha…maine kaha to aapne apne…baal chote kar die…matlab mai aur bhi kuch kahunga to kya wo bhi aap kar dogi…
Haan…kyon nahi…Maa hu teri aur teri Khushi ke lie to mai kuch bhi kar sakti hu na…
To kya…wo ruka…Holi me…
Kya Holi me…
Kya aap meri khusi ke lie mujh se aur mere dosto se rang bhi khelogi Holi me…
Na baba mai rang se Holi nahi khelti hu Holi me…
To…aur kis cheej se khelti ho…usne apni Maa ke aanhon me jhaankte hue kaha…
Renu ne apni najre us par se hata li aur kaha…mai kisi bhi tarah se nahi khelti hu Holi me…
Sahi me…
Haan nahi to kya…
To fir aap kaha baat maanti ho meri…abhi to kaha ki meri Khushi ke lie kuch bhi karogi aur abhi ke abhi apni baat se palat gai aap…ye to sahi nahi hai…
Tu na…mujhe fasa deta hai apni baato me…mai sach me rang pasand nahi karti Babu…aur agar khel bhi lu to tumse na khelungi…yaha tumhare dosto ki baat kaha se aati hai…
Aur agar meri khusi isme ho ki hum sabkoi mil ke khele…wo ruka aur fir kaha…Holi…to…
Mera Lund ye sun ke tanak ke khada ho gaya…
Maine man hi man socha…ye asal me chahta kya hai…kya wahi chahta hai jo iske Harami dost iske jaane ke baad baat kar rahe the….kya ye unke jaal me poori tarah fas chuka hai…agar aisa hai to kaafi interesting situation ban rahi thi…aur ab ye dekhna majedaar hone wala hai ki Renu kya karegi…?
Renu…chup ho gai…wo bahut confuse lag rahi thi…uske chehre par bechaini ki Jhalak saaf dikh rahi thi…
Wo boli…lekin kya ye achha lagega tere papa bhi to ghar me honge…aise agar mai bahar walo ke saath Holi khelungi to wo kya sochenge…
Achha to ye baat hai…Papa ko kaha hosh rahta hai Holi me…wo har baar thodi der ke baad Bhaang kha ke behosh ho ke soye rahte hai…
Renu thoda gussa gai…boli…
Sun ladke…papa ko kuch mat bol…wo bahut achhe hai…Holi me Bhaang khana chalta hai hamare yaha…aur wise bhiBhaang to mai bhi khati hu…to kya mai bhi Buri ho gai…bakwaas mat karna samjhe…aur wo mud ke jaane ko hui…
Mujhe achha laga ye sun ke ki Renu…chahe kuch bhi kare lekin mere baare me Bura nahi sun sakti hai…
Babu…Renu ke gusse se hadbada gaya…bola…
Maa…maa…mai thode na papa ko ya aapko kuch kah raha hu…mai to khali bol raha hu ki agar aap Holi me hamare saath thoda Masti…matlab Holi khel bhi li to papa ko thode na pata chalega…fir papa ke Bura maan ne ki baat kaha se aati hai…
Renu fir se uski taraf mudi…tu nahi maanega lagta hai…kaisa ladka hai re tu…jo apni Maa ko apne dosto ke saath khelta hua dekhna chahta hai…Holi…aacha ek baat bata…
Kya…
Tu sach me mere se pyar karta hai na…Maa hu teri mai aur tu ye sab kya kar raha hai mai samajh nahi paa raha hu…
Maa….tu aisa bol bhi kaise sakti hai…mere lie aapse bada is duniya me koi nahi hai…mai aapke lie kuch bhi kar sakta hoon…aap ho ttyo mai hu warna kya hai zindgi me bhala…islie mai aapko sab kuch dena chahta hu…har sukh…dena chahta hu…usne kaha har sukh…
Mujhe kya kami hai re jo tu ye bol raha hai…
Nahi…kami nahi hogi aapko lekin fir bhi mai usme aur jyada se jyada sukh dena chahta hu aapko…mere lie aapki Khushi se badh ke kuch bhi nahi hai…
Renu bahut confuse thi…
Chal maan lia thodi der ke lie ki tu apne dosto ko le kar yaha Holi khelne aaya aur unhone khel bhi li…Holi…usne ruk ke kaha…aur maan le wo log bahar ja kar sabke saamne is baat ka dhindhora peetne lage to meri kya izzat rah jaaegi charo taraf…kya kahenge log ki itne kam umar ke bachho ke saath maine Kheli hai…Holi…
Kya Maa…tum bhi na….pahli baat to ye ki…Holi khelna koi bahut badi baat nahi hai…aajkal bahut log khelte hai…aur kisko kiski padi hai yaha…dusre ye ki mere dosto ki himmat nahi hai ki wo kuch bolenge…agar wo aisa karenge to unka hi nuksaan hoga na…fir kabhi kisi keemat par wo hamare aas paas bhi nahi fatkenge aur mai unki aisi ki taisi kar dunga…aur mai wada karta hu Maa…ki tumse koi bhi jabardasti nahi khelega Holi…tum nahi chahogi to bilkul bhi nahi…aur…tesri baat ye ki…humlog ab bachhe to nahi hai kam se kam…
Haan to tum bade bhi nahi hue ho abhi…
Haan to bachhe bhi nahi hai hum…dhithai jaari thi Babu ki…
Pata nahi re…kya chal raha hai tere andar mai thik se samajh nahi paa rahi hu…chalo lekin jab Holi hogi tab dekhte hai…chal abhi khana Kha le…
Wo to mai kha hi lunga lekin…
Renu boli…lekin…
Holi me Maalpuwa khilaogi na…hum teeno ko…usne fir se dheeth ki tarah haste hue kaha…
Renu has padi…paagal ho gaya hai kya…
Bolo na Maa…Babu thunak ke bola…
Thik hai na…dekhte hai kya hota hai…bana paati hu ya nahi…
Raswali na…
Is baar Renu ne uske aankho me dekhte hue kaha…Ras wali hi hoti hai…choos choos ke khana padta hai…
Wo jor jor se has padi….
Abhi tu baith mai khana laati hu…
Wo mudi aur apne Gaand ko abhi kuch jyada hi matka ke rasoi ki taraf jaane lagi…
Peeche Babu uske Chuttaro ko khaa jaane waali najro se dekhte hue apne Laude ko sahlaane laaga jo ki abhi ek tent bana chuka tha…
To…
Kahani ye thi ki mere peeth peeche ye sab besharmi wala kaand ho raha tha…jo ki sahi nahi tha…
Lekin mujhe gussa nahi aa raha tha balki mai khud chah raha tha ki mai bhi maje lu…Holi me…darshak ban ke…
Mere man me achhanak ek alag hi plan ban ne laga…
Lekin us raat Fir aisa kuch nahi hua jiska jikr yaha kia jaae…
Dusre din…
Dopahar me mai vaidhji ke paas gaya…wahi paas me hi the wo…kaafi purane the…har rog ka dawa tha unke paas…naam Visu Tiwari…
Mujhe dekh ke unhone poocha…are Naman Babu…kya ho gaya aaj…meri jarurat aapko kaise pad gai aaj…
Maine kaha aap jab fursat me honge to aapse baat karni hai…akele me…
Achha tab thodi der ruko…ek do log hai nipta leta hu…
Thik hai mai bahar baitha hu…
Thik hai…
Kareeb aadhe ghanta ke baad unhone mujhe bulaya…aur andar aawaaz lagai chai ke lie…thodi hi der me chai aai…
Unhone chuski lete hue kaha…
Haan…ab bolo kya baat hai…
Mai…khud ko thoda bechain dikhaya…aur kaha…ab kaise bole aapse ye baat…
Kyon aisa kya hai Naman Babu…Doctor ya Vaidh se koi baat chupaani nahi chahie…aap bo, sakte hai…koi baat nahi hai…mere paas bahuto ki baate hai lekin har baat mere tak hi simit hoti hai…aap khul ke bol sakte ho…
Maine fir se apni thodi bechaini dikhai…
Wo aaraam se chai pee rahe the…
Mai…wo ruke…samajh to gaya hu…shayad lekin tumhare muh se sune bina koi ilaaaz kaise bata sakta hu…
Haan…ye to hai vaidh ji…
Bolo fir…
Maine jhijhakte hue kaha…
Dar asal…mai…kuch dino se…thik se tik nahi paa raha hu…aap samajh rahe hai na…mai kya kah raha hu…aur…jyada josh bhi nahi aa raha hai…aur yahi haal meri Biwi ka bhi hai…usko bhi bahut mushkil se is baat ke lie mana paata hu…usko koi khaas dhyan nahi hai in sab baato me kuch dino se…
Wo muskuraye…bas itni si baat thi aur aap bematlab hi bechain the…mai saamajh gaya tha aapke baare me..haan aapki dharampatni ke baare me nahi samjha tha…
Ye aam samasya hai aapke aur unke umar me…bahuto ke saath aisa hota hai…aap ghabrao mat mai aapko dawa banak e de dunga…dono ke lie…isko aap dono milan se do ghanta pahle le lena…aap dono fir se jawani me aa jaaoge…
Wo muskurane lage…
Mai maan hi man bahut khus hua…mere plan ka ek hissa kamyaab hua tha…
Unhone do pudiya die mujhe ek me red pen se daag kar dia aur kaha ye aapki dharampatni ke lie aur ye aapke lie…abhi ek khuraak hi de raha hu…iska parinaam aap mujhe batana fir jaisa hoga aage karenge…
Maine man hi maan kaha…mujhe ek hi khuraak ki jarurat hai…he…he..he…
Mai ghar aaya aur usko chupa ke rakh dia…
Do din aur aise hi beete…kuch khaas nahi hua…khali ek din Munni ka fone aaya to usne kaha…Papa is baar mujhe Camera wala mobile dilwa dena…socho agar abhi mere paas camera wala mobile hota to mai bhi aapko dikha deti na…
Mujhe bhi uski baato ke baad ye ehsaas hua ki sahi kah rahi hai…abhi shayad camera wala mobile hota to kuch aur hi maje ke saagar me hota mai…
Aur haan…ek baat aur hui us se…
Usne kaha…aap sach me mujhe Mummy se jyada pyar karte ho na…
Haan kyon…aisa kyon poocha…
Aise hi…
Nahi…aise hi to nahi poocha hoga tumne…
Wo chup rahi thodi der aur fir boli…yaha Anita bahut kuch bol rahi thi Mummy ke baare me…
Mummy ke baare me matlab….
Matlab ye ki Mummy achhi nahi hai…
Kya achhi nahi…mai samjha nahi…aur Anita to tumse ek sal choti hai na wo aisa kuch bhi kaise bol rahi thi tumse…
Aap sach me bahut bhole ho Papa…Anita…kahin se bhi….choti nahi hai…Kahin se bbi nahi…upar se bhi nahi aur neeche se bhi nahi…aur aisa bol ke wo khikhiya ke hasne lagi…agar mere paas abhi camera wala mobile hota na papa to aapko us se bhi baat kara deti…samjhe…
Ab to mujhe sach me is baat ka bahut afsos ho raha tha ki kyon maine mobile nahi dia usko…
Khair...maine kaha achha Munni jab mai tumhe lene aaunga to tumhare lie ek mobile lete aaunga…ab khush na…
Wo bahut khush ho gai…aur boli…isme aapka bhi to fayda hai…wo fir se khikhiyane lagi…
Chalo…baad me baat karte hai…maine phone rakh dia kyonki udhar se Renu aa rahi thi…
Munni kaa phone hoga na…
Maine kaha haan…kyon…
Mujhe pata tha…wo muskurane lagi…chanchal muskurahat…
Maine bahut kosis ki apni muskurahat rokne ki lekin fir bhi chehre par muskaan aa gai….
Kuch bhi…mai bola…
Renu bhi shararat me utar gai thi boli…
Haan…Kuch bhi…
Aur
Holi ka din aa gaya…
Aaj Holi hai…
Babu aur Renu se jyada aaj mai exited tha…ye jaan ne aur dekhne ke lie ki aaj kya hoga…
Ya shayad kuch bhi na ho…
Lekin jis baat ke hone ki aashanka thi usko soch ke mere Lauda subah se hi thunni pe thunni maa raha tha….apne muh par laar tapkaate hue…
Mai apne hi planning me tha…maine chaar Bhaang ke gole la kar rakhe the ghar me…aur ye Renu ko bhi pata tha…
Aaj Renu bahut sundar lag rahi thi…baalon me shampoo kia tha usne aur abhi uske kandhe tak ke baal khule the jo ki kaMaal lag rahe the…aaj usne badi sundar si halke laal rang ki saari pahni thi aur hare rang ki blouse pahni thi…aanchal aise rakha tha ki usske blouse ke andar ki Chuchion ko dhak bhi raha tha aur nahi bhi…kuch aise dhang se usne apne aanchal ko bana rakha tha…
Use dekh ke mera man kharaab hone laga tha…ji kar raha tha ki abhi ke abhi Chod doon usko…lekin maine control kia…kyonki…aaj meri planning kuch badi thi…Chudai to mai jab chahe kar hi sakta tha usko…
Aaj usne dahi bhalle banaya tha…aur kachuri sabji…
Mai nashta kar raha tha to maine poocha…
Kuch meetha nahi banaya hai kya…
Bana rahi hu na…thodi der me taiyaar ho jaaega…
Kya bana rahi ho waise…
Maalpuwa…banaa rahi hu…Babu ka demand hai…Raswali….
Achha…to Babu ki demand poori ki ja rahi hai…haan bhai…Beta se Maa ko kuch jyada hi pyar hota hai…Pati ko kaun poochta hai…maine majaak se kaha…
Aapki Maa ne bhi to aapko khilaya hoga na…Maalpuwa…usne haste hue kaha…
Mai chup raha…
Wo full majaak ke mood me thi…
Kyon…yaad aa gai kya…apne Maa ki Maalpuwe ki…kaisi thi aapke Maa ki…Maalpuwa…wo ithla ke boli…raswali thi na…choti to hogi nahi…badi…badi hi thi na…
Wo full mood me thi…
Meri Maa ye Maalpuwa banana nahi jaanti thi…samjhi….maine baat ko taalte hue kaha…
Achha ji to aapke Didi ki hogi na….banai hui…wo fir has padi…
Maine man hi man kaha…meri kahani to mai baad me bataaunga hi lekin yaha abhi sthiti ye hai ki…chala tha mai Renu ke maje lene ke lie aur yaha ye mere maje le rahi thi…
Aur wo bole jaa rahi thi…suna hai…aapki Didi…bahut logo ko khilai hai apna Maalpuwa…he…he…he…aapne bhi to khaya hi hoga na…abhi bhi khilaati hai kya…aap abhi bhi khate to nahi na…
Haan khata hu…jab bhi wo banati hai….maine thoda gusaa dikhate hue kaha…
Oye hoye…sahi me abhi khilati hai aapko…Maalpuwa…aur meri taraf dekh ke apne hooth kat te hue meri taraf aankh maar di…
Maine jhunjhlate hue kaha…ab ho gaya yaar…tum to meri le rahi ho pooraa aaj…
Aap bhi to roj raat ko lete ho meri…to aaj mujhe lene do na…kya hoga…waise bhi aaj Holi hai….
Achha hua ab…ban gaya hai to dekho khilao aur nahi to baad me kha lunga…
Maine Bhaang nikaali aur ek goli Renui ko dete hue kaha lo kha lena…
Aaj Bhaang khane ka mood nahi hai…
Kyon…
Aaj mujhe hosh me rahna hai..Bhaang kha ke hosh nahi rahta hai ki kya ho raha hai…
Aisa kyon…
Bas aise hi…
Mai samjhta tha kyon…lekin maine kuch nahi kaha…achha rakh to lo raat me khaa lenaa….
Tum to khaaoge hi…maanoge to nahi….aisa laga jaise ki wo confirm kar rahi ho ki mai Bhaang kha raha hu ya nahi…
Nahi…mai bhi nahi khaaunga…
Maine dekha ye sun ke uska chehra utar gaya…
Maine haste hue kaha…are ek din Holi me to khaata hu…to kyon nahi khaunga…maine to teen khani hai…
Teen…
Haan…
Fir to tumhe hosh hi nahi rahega kuch…tumwaise bhi sab bhool jaate ho Bhaang khane ke baad…pata nahi khuli aankho se kya dekhte rahte ho…Bhaang ke nashi me….soote bhi naahi ho…yaad hai na ek baar bistar me sula dia tha to kah rahe the ki mera bistar ud raha hai…lekin tumhe kaha se yaad rahega…gajab ho lekin tum bhi…jab sahan nahi hoti hai to khaate kyon ho…mai ye nahi samajh saki hu aaj tak…
Tum samjhogi bhi nahi…rahne do…tere bas ka nahi hai…ek khati ho to tumhe to bas halka sa nasha hota hoga islie tum hosh me rah ti ho…yaha mujhe Holi ke din to kam se kam hosh khone do na…aur waise bhi…maine kaha…
Waise bhi…tum jaisi Mast Biwi ko paa ke kaaun hosh me rahna chaahta hai…
Maine kaha na aaj Renu full mood me thi…wo boli…meri jaisi mast Biwi ki…wo ruki gahre muskurai aur boli…Munni….aur mere lund ko lungi ke upar se pakad li…haaye…ye to khada hai…matlab Munni isko baithne hi nahi de rahi hai na….usne meri taraf aankh maari…Lund to mera waise bhi khada hi tha aur Munni ke baare me jab bhi baat hoti hai to mera Lund waise bhi thunki maar hi deta hai…to bahi kaha maan ne waala tha…usne fir se thunni maari…jise dekh ke Renu jor jor se hasne lagi aur main a chahte hue bhi jhemp gaya…
Fir maine socha ye baate chalti hi rahengi agar aur mai ruka to…aur yahi soch ke maine kaha…
Bas ho gay ana ab…ab mai jaa raha hu kamre me…thoda Thanda paani laa ke de dena mai Bhaang khaunga…
Abhi hi…thoda bahar jaaieye…ghoom lijie….
Nahi…is baar Kahin bhi jaane ka man nahi hai mera…
Chalie jaisi aapki marzi…
Mai uth ke apne kamre me gaya…aur let gaya…soch raha tha ab kya karu….
Renu aai aur paani rakh ke chali gai…
Maine jhat se paani pee lia aur Bhaang ko table ke neeche chupa dia….
Aur fir vaidhji ka dia hua pudiya nikaala…
Maine Renu ko aawaaz lagai….bana Maalpuwa…?
Haan ban gaya hai laati hu…
Apne lie bhi laana…
Mai abhi nahi khaungi…aap khao…aapko jyada jarurat hai Ras se bhari hui Maalpuwe ki…uska hasna sunai dia…
Nahi apne lie bhi le aao na…saath me kahte hai na…
Thik hai baba…laati hu…
Wo aai…do katore me le ke…sach me bahut fula hua tha aur rasdaar tha Maalpuwaa…
Wo mere kareeb aai…lo dekh lo…ab tumhari Maa aur Didi ke jaisi rasdaar aur fuli hui to nahi hogi…wo has rahi thi lagataar…lekin wo boli…Munni se to jyada hi rasdaar hogi…wo khilkhila rahi thi…
Maine kaha….tumhe nahi lagta ki tum jarurat se kuch jyada hiHarami ho gai ho…
Wo fir haste hue boli….
Jarurat se kam…mujhe aur bhi hone ka man hota hai kabhi kabhi…
To ho jaao na…kisne roka hai…maine uski Chuchi ko dabaate hue kaha…
Ho jaau na…sure…
Fir kuch kahoge to nahi na…
Mai tumhe kabhi kuch kah sakta hu…tumhe to pata hi hai ki mai tumhe kitna pyar karta hu…
Wo boli…pata hai…mai bhi to karti hu…
Mujhe bhi pata hai…
Lekin…fir uski shararah hu…Munni se jyada nahi karti mai…aur fir hasne lagi…mai
Is baar maine kuch kaha nahi aur uski hasi me saath de kar mai bhi hasne laga…
Chalo bahut hua…kha ke batao kaisi bani hai…
Chai…maine kaha…
Meethe se kaun chai peeta hai Bhai…
Mai Peeta hu Bahan…maine bhi usi tone me kaha…
Wo hasne lagi…ruko…5 minute me laati hu…aur wo chai bananw kw lie rasoi chali gai…
Maine jhat se laal daag wali pudia nikaali…jyada nahji tha kuch uske andar…maine jhat se poori dawa uske Maalpuwe wale katore me daal di…aur halke se chammach se chala dia…jitna bhi dawa tha wo lagbhag gul gaya thodi der chalane par…
Mera dil dhak dhak karne laga…
Ab mai dar bhi raha tha ki kahi uske tate me kuch change na ho jis sse Renu ko koi saq ho…
Wo chai le kea aai…
Khai nahi aapne abhi tak…
Saath me khate hai na…
Wo mere bagal me baith gai…aur mere saath khaane lagi…sach me lajawab bana tha Maalpuwa…aur sach me bahut rasdaar tha…
Maine Renu ki taraf dekh ke kaha…mast banai ho…
Sach bol rahe ho na…
Haa re…kasam se…
Matlab Babu ko bhi achha hi lagega…
Bilkul…
Maine dekha…usne bhi poora ka poora kha lia tha aur usko koi saq bhi nahi ho raha tha…
Mai chai peene laga…
Thik hai ab mai jaati hu rasoi…thoda kaam baaki hai…nipta leti hu…
Thik hai…
Mere dil Dhaad…Dhaad kar raha tha…ab kya hoga soch ke…
Dawa ka kya asar hoga…ye jaan ne ke lie mai bahut utsuk tha…
Thodi der ke baad wo kamre me aai…hosh me ho…ki gaye kaam se…
Maine kuch kaha nahi khali muskura dia…aise jataya jaise maine kuch suna hi na ho…
Are mai tumse baat kar rahi hu…hosh me ho…ya chadh gai Bhaang…
Maine same expression dia…
Wo budbudane lagi…bardaast hota nahi hai lekin Bhaang khani hai…BetiChod ko…
Mai waise hi raha…koi expression nahi…
Ab usko lagne laga ki sach me mai nashe ke aagosh me pahuch gaya hu…
Usne meri taraf apni hatheli kar ke hila ke dekha…
Same expression me tha abhi bhi mai…
Usne lambi saans li…
Mai usi expression me utha…aise hi chala…aur fir wapas aa ke wahi baith gaya….expression me koi change nahi…
Wo hasne lagi…nasha hua…naatak chalu…chalo….aise hi pade raho ab aaj saara din…
Mera same expression…