Funny Fifty Shades Of Bakchodi

[vihan27]

Tumko chasni dilwa denge chinata mat karo, mithaas to rahegi hi

Naa bhai... Apki meethai hai ap hi khao

 

[Aakash.]

Agasthya ka jaadui chiraag

Agasthya abhi kuchh der pehle ghar aaya tha 9 to 5 job karke
Sabse pehle onne ghar mein jhaadu lagaya phir porn dekha
Phir bartan dhoye kapde dhoye phir porn dekha phir khana banaya phir khana khaya
Phir forum kholke baith gaye apna kaam karne lage kuchh der baad use apni ex ki yaad aayi usne apni ex ka photo dekha phir porn dekha

Aisi hi zindagi chal rahi thi Agastya ki
Ek din woh jab se ghar pe wapas aaraha tha tabhi kaali pahadi ke paas uski gaadi kharab ho gayi
Woh gaadi se utar ke chaaro taraf dekhne laga
Usne aakash ko phone kiya

Hello aakash main kaali pahadi ke paas hoon meri bike kharab ho gayi hai jaldi aaja

Dusri taraf se aah ooh ki awaz aarahi thi

Aaram se karo na jaanu

Kisi ladki ki awaz aayi sorry aurat ki

Aakash sun raha hai ki nahi

Haan aata hoon thodi der mein

2 ghante beet gaye lekin aakash nahi aaya aur na usne phone uthaya

Agasthya apni bike leke aage chala tabhi use pahadi ki taraf ek ladki jaati dikhi

Kya maal hai
Nahi nahi aisi jagah pe yeh sab nahi sochna hai
Yeh bolke agasthya aage badha
Lekin phir se uski najar usi ladki pe padi
Agasthya ne apni bike khadi ki aur us ladki ke paas pahuncha

Suno kaun ho tum aur yaha kya kar rahi ho

Us ladki ne koi jawab nahi Diya

Main tumse hi keh raha hoon
Kaun ho tum aur yaha kya kar rahi ho

Kuchh door jaane ke baad ek guufa najar aayi woh ladki usmein ghus gayi
Agasthya bhi usmein ghus gya
Aur uske hosh udd gaye woh ladki bina kapdo ke agasthya ke saamne khadi thi
Agasthya ne us ladki ke sath dhaki chiki kiya agasthya ki aankho se aansu nikal gaye
Itne saalo baad
Aur agasthya phir se lag gaya
Kareeb 10 baar dhaki chiki kiya agasthya ne ladki ka kaleja munh ko aagaya

Kaun ho tum aur yaha kaise aayi

Ladki ne laanat bhari najro se use dekha
Main yaha qaid hoon mujhe ek hi cheez yahan se aazaad kar sakti hai
Is pahadi ke aakhri chhod pe sabse neeche waali gufa mein ek chiraag hai
Lekin meri kismat mein aazaadi nahi likhi
Aaj Tak koi us chiraag ko nahi laa paaya
Pata nahi woh alpha male kab aayega jo mujhe azaad karega

Agasthya.. main laaunga woh chiraag main karunga tumhe azaad

Agasthya aur woh ladki ek sath chal diye
Aur phir last gufa aagayi
Ladki.. isi gufa mein hai woh chiraag yaha. Se tumhein akayle jaana hoga

Agasthya us gufa mein utar gaya woh gufa neeche thi

Kuchh der baad Agasthya woh chiraag leke aagaya

Agasthya.. main le aaya hoon chiraag ab mujhe upar kheencho

Ladki..pehle woh chiraag de do

Agasthya..pehle raasi fenk ke mujhe upar kheencho

Ladki..pehle chiraag do

Agasthya..kya ho gaya hai tumhe rassi fenko jaldi

Tabhi us ladki ne apne kapde utaar diye

Ladki..chiraag do na pehle

Uski khubsurti dekhke agasthya kho sa gaya
Aur usne woh chiraag fenkne ka socha
Tabhi uska phone baja

Agasthya..kahan mar gaya tha maine kitna wait Kiya tera

Aakash..are yaar kaam kar raha tha Laila ke sath

Agasthya..ghante ka kaam
Tum mujhe mil phir batata hoon tujhe

Aakash..main tere bike ke paas hoon aajaa jaldi

Agasthya..achcha kiske sath tha

Aakash... Hi hi hi
Thi koi

Agasthya..mera bhi jugad kar na

Tabhi us ladki ki awaz aayi
Are mujhe yeh chiraag de uske baad bakchodi kar

Agasthya ko yakeen nahi hua

Agasthya..tumhein kya hua

Ladki..mujhe chiraag de

Agasthya..lund le le

Tabhi woh ladki ek jaadugar mein badal gayi

Agasthya ke hosh udd gaye

Next part will come soon

Agasthya ​

 

[Aakash.]

Beta mera nahi hai wo,
Apun mard hai, lola hai apne pas, wo bhi full kadak

Kaise mard ho tum jise batana pad raha ki mere paas lawda hai ​

 

[Raj_sharma]

Naa bhai... Apki meethai hai ap hi khao

Bas kya

 

[Raj_sharma]

Kaise mard ho tum jise batana pad raha ki mere paas lawda hai ​

Ab kya usko gend mar kar bataye man, apun ghay nahi hai

 

[Raj_sharma]

Agasthya ​

Abhi second part aana baki hai

 

[vihan27]

Bas kya

Apan bhai ke hisse par hath nhi dalta....

 

[Raj_sharma]

Apan bhai ke hisse par hath nhi dalta....

Mere maal ko saayri suna sakta hai bas

 

[vihan27]

Mere maal ko saayri suna sakta hai bas

Mene kab sunai, kiski baat kar rhe ho...

 

[Raj_sharma]

Mene kab sunai, kiski baat kar rhe ho...

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