Funny Fifty Shades Of Bakchodi
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Ek dum mast ye series bahut aage JayegiAgasthya ka jaadui chiraag
Agasthya abhi kuchh der pehle ghar aaya tha 9 to 5 job karke
Sabse pehle onne ghar mein jhaadu lagaya phir porn dekha
Phir bartan dhoye kapde dhoye phir porn dekha phir khana banaya phir khana khaya
Phir forum kholke baith gaye apna kaam karne lage kuchh der baad use apni ex ki yaad aayi usne apni ex ka photo dekha phir porn dekha
Aisi hi zindagi chal rahi thi Agastya ki
Ek din woh jab se ghar pe wapas aaraha tha tabhi kaali pahadi ke paas uski gaadi kharab ho gayi
Woh gaadi se utar ke chaaro taraf dekhne laga
Usne aakash ko phone kiya
Hello aakash main kaali pahadi ke paas hoon meri bike kharab ho gayi hai jaldi aaja
Dusri taraf se aah ooh ki awaz aarahi thi
Aaram se karo na jaanu
Kisi ladki ki awaz aayi sorry aurat ki
Aakash sun raha hai ki nahi
Haan aata hoon thodi der mein
2 ghante beet gaye lekin aakash nahi aaya aur na usne phone uthaya
Agasthya apni bike leke aage chala tabhi use pahadi ki taraf ek ladki jaati dikhi
Kya maal hai
Nahi nahi aisi jagah pe yeh sab nahi sochna hai
Yeh bolke agasthya aage badha
Lekin phir se uski najar usi ladki pe padi
Agasthya ne apni bike khadi ki aur us ladki ke paas pahuncha
Suno kaun ho tum aur yaha kya kar rahi ho
Us ladki ne koi jawab nahi Diya
Main tumse hi keh raha hoon
Kaun ho tum aur yaha kya kar rahi ho
Kuchh door jaane ke baad ek guufa najar aayi woh ladki usmein ghus gayi
Agasthya bhi usmein ghus gya
Aur uske hosh udd gaye woh ladki bina kapdo ke agasthya ke saamne khadi thi
Agasthya ne us ladki ke sath dhaki chiki kiya agasthya ki aankho se aansu nikal gaye
Itne saalo baad
Aur agasthya phir se lag gaya
Kareeb 10 baar dhaki chiki kiya agasthya ne ladki ka kaleja munh ko aagaya
Kaun ho tum aur yaha kaise aayi
Ladki ne laanat bhari najro se use dekha
Main yaha qaid hoon mujhe ek hi cheez yahan se aazaad kar sakti hai
Is pahadi ke aakhri chhod pe sabse neeche waali gufa mein ek chiraag hai
Lekin meri kismat mein aazaadi nahi likhi
Aaj Tak koi us chiraag ko nahi laa paaya
Pata nahi woh alpha male kab aayega jo mujhe azaad karega
Agasthya.. main laaunga woh chiraag main karunga tumhe azaad
Agasthya aur woh ladki ek sath chal diye
Aur phir last gufa aagayi
Ladki.. isi gufa mein hai woh chiraag yaha. Se tumhein akayle jaana hoga
Agasthya us gufa mein utar gaya woh gufa neeche thi
Kuchh der baad Agasthya woh chiraag leke aagaya
Agasthya.. main le aaya hoon chiraag ab mujhe upar kheencho
Ladki..pehle woh chiraag de do
Agasthya..pehle raasi fenk ke mujhe upar kheencho
Ladki..pehle chiraag do
Agasthya..kya ho gaya hai tumhe rassi fenko jaldi
Tabhi us ladki ne apne kapde utaar diye
Ladki..chiraag do na pehle
Uski khubsurti dekhke agasthya kho sa gaya
Aur usne woh chiraag fenkne ka socha
Tabhi uska phone baja
Agasthya..kahan mar gaya tha maine kitna wait Kiya tera
Aakash..are yaar kaam kar raha tha Laila ke sath
Agasthya..ghante ka kaam
Tum mujhe mil phir batata hoon tujhe
Aakash..main tere bike ke paas hoon aajaa jaldi
Agasthya..achcha kiske sath tha
Aakash... Hi hi hi
Thi koi
Agasthya..mera bhi jugad kar na
Tabhi us ladki ki awaz aayi
Are mujhe yeh chiraag de uske baad bakchodi kar
Agasthya ko yakeen nahi hua
Agasthya..tumhein kya hua
Ladki..mujhe chiraag de
Agasthya..lund le le
Tabhi woh ladki ek jaadugar mein badal gayi
Agasthya ke hosh udd gaye
Next part will come soon
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Tumhari baaton se kuch aur yaad aa raha...
L my imagination thinking of Raj_sharma as Sonam... Like this...
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Kya matlab aggu bhaiya ne jadugar hi pel diya 10 baarAgasthya ka jaadui chiraag
Agasthya abhi kuchh der pehle ghar aaya tha 9 to 5 job karke
Sabse pehle onne ghar mein jhaadu lagaya phir porn dekha
Phir bartan dhoye kapde dhoye phir porn dekha phir khana banaya phir khana khaya
Phir forum kholke baith gaye apna kaam karne lage kuchh der baad use apni ex ki yaad aayi usne apni ex ka photo dekha phir porn dekha
Aisi hi zindagi chal rahi thi Agastya ki
Ek din woh jab se ghar pe wapas aaraha tha tabhi kaali pahadi ke paas uski gaadi kharab ho gayi
Woh gaadi se utar ke chaaro taraf dekhne laga
Usne aakash ko phone kiya
Hello aakash main kaali pahadi ke paas hoon meri bike kharab ho gayi hai jaldi aaja
Dusri taraf se aah ooh ki awaz aarahi thi
Aaram se karo na jaanu
Kisi ladki ki awaz aayi sorry aurat ki
Aakash sun raha hai ki nahi
Haan aata hoon thodi der mein
2 ghante beet gaye lekin aakash nahi aaya aur na usne phone uthaya
Agasthya apni bike leke aage chala tabhi use pahadi ki taraf ek ladki jaati dikhi
Kya maal hai
Nahi nahi aisi jagah pe yeh sab nahi sochna hai
Yeh bolke agasthya aage badha
Lekin phir se uski najar usi ladki pe padi
Agasthya ne apni bike khadi ki aur us ladki ke paas pahuncha
Suno kaun ho tum aur yaha kya kar rahi ho
Us ladki ne koi jawab nahi Diya
Main tumse hi keh raha hoon
Kaun ho tum aur yaha kya kar rahi ho
Kuchh door jaane ke baad ek guufa najar aayi woh ladki usmein ghus gayi
Agasthya bhi usmein ghus gya
Aur uske hosh udd gaye woh ladki bina kapdo ke agasthya ke saamne khadi thi
Agasthya ne us ladki ke sath dhaki chiki kiya agasthya ki aankho se aansu nikal gaye
Itne saalo baad
Aur agasthya phir se lag gaya
Kareeb 10 baar dhaki chiki kiya agasthya ne ladki ka kaleja munh ko aagaya
Kaun ho tum aur yaha kaise aayi
Ladki ne laanat bhari najro se use dekha
Main yaha qaid hoon mujhe ek hi cheez yahan se aazaad kar sakti hai
Is pahadi ke aakhri chhod pe sabse neeche waali gufa mein ek chiraag hai
Lekin meri kismat mein aazaadi nahi likhi
Aaj Tak koi us chiraag ko nahi laa paaya
Pata nahi woh alpha male kab aayega jo mujhe azaad karega
Agasthya.. main laaunga woh chiraag main karunga tumhe azaad
Agasthya aur woh ladki ek sath chal diye
Aur phir last gufa aagayi
Ladki.. isi gufa mein hai woh chiraag yaha. Se tumhein akayle jaana hoga
Agasthya us gufa mein utar gaya woh gufa neeche thi
Kuchh der baad Agasthya woh chiraag leke aagaya
Agasthya.. main le aaya hoon chiraag ab mujhe upar kheencho
Ladki..pehle woh chiraag de do
Agasthya..pehle raasi fenk ke mujhe upar kheencho
Ladki..pehle chiraag do
Agasthya..kya ho gaya hai tumhe rassi fenko jaldi
Tabhi us ladki ne apne kapde utaar diye
Ladki..chiraag do na pehle
Uski khubsurti dekhke agasthya kho sa gaya
Aur usne woh chiraag fenkne ka socha
Tabhi uska phone baja
Agasthya..kahan mar gaya tha maine kitna wait Kiya tera
Aakash..are yaar kaam kar raha tha Laila ke sath
Agasthya..ghante ka kaam
Tum mujhe mil phir batata hoon tujhe
Aakash..main tere bike ke paas hoon aajaa jaldi
Agasthya..achcha kiske sath tha
Aakash... Hi hi hi
Thi koi
Agasthya..mera bhi jugad kar na
Tabhi us ladki ki awaz aayi
Are mujhe yeh chiraag de uske baad bakchodi kar
Agasthya ko yakeen nahi hua
Agasthya..tumhein kya hua
Ladki..mujhe chiraag de
Agasthya..lund le le
Tabhi woh ladki ek jaadugar mein badal gayi
Agasthya ke hosh udd gaye
Next part will come soon
Bechaari ka kalejz mu ko aana hi tha bc sawan ke andhe ke haath bateer lag jaye to yahi hoga na
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Bsdik , apun ye sab likhta nahi hai, per ye mat sochna likh nahi sakta hu, gend pe sutli bomb
for dunga likhne pe aaya to, 
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Tch Tch Tch Ab To Ju pe black bhai likhe na Likhne me likhugaBsdik , apun ye sab likhta nahi hai, per ye mat sochna likh nahi sakta hu, gend pe sutli bomb
Mujhe mat cheda kar be
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Raj_sharma bhai ka gender change kar diyaTumhari baaton se kuch aur yaad aa raha...
L my imagination thinking of Raj_sharma as Sonam... Like this...
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