kadir ke abbu chale gaye __
kadir- keshav bhai kuch kaam ka toh pata chal hii gaya hoga tumko_
me-- haa kadir pata toh chala par ye kuch hii h abhi bahot kuch baaki h__abb mujhe ek baat aur batao ki ye fauji ka khaandaan kaisa h mtlb ynha
kadir-- dekhau doss puraane logo ki toh mai nahi kah sakta par jabse mujhe samjh aaya h tabse uss ghar ke bade faatak ke baahar uss ghar ki koi ladki ya aurat aaj tak kisi ne ghar ke bahar nahi dekhi aur na hii uss ghar ke kisi aadmi ya ladko ki kisi se kabhi koi sikayat nahi suni..
mann me-- itna discipline itta focus aise toh koi well trend log hii kar sakte h_ aur inn logo ne aisi jagah chuni h gaon ka aria janha aisi baat jo inn logo mey h usse bahot hii accha mana jaana __ mana ki samaaj mey acchey log hote h par itne parfect nahi hote kuch toh hai jo inn logo ko chupana h jatana bhi nahi __ mai jab pahli baar ghar aaya tha toh maine bahot sii annoying cheeze dekhi par uss waqt dout nahi kiya par __
me-- phir dekha aakhir mere yaar ki jo family h acchi toh honi hii h__
arif-- haa bhai acchi h_arre kadir laududaas ek goli nikaalo tumahare abbu chale gaye h laao cigarette banai lii
kadir -- tum bahut bade wale madarchod hau subere subere dhaansi leu bhosdike kuch khaayeu piyeu na pahile__
arif-- yaar jhaantai naa jharao cigarette jharaao
uske baad kadir aur arif milke dono dhuaa udaane lagtey h__
tabhi gate pe koi bhaijaan bhaijaan ki aawaaz aayi__
kadir -- haa shabana
shabana-- abbu kahi rahe h jaldi aao unki madad karwa aake rasan ke liye lambi line gayi h
kadir-- chalau aayi rahen
shabana-- naai naai chalau hu nai abbu hum par chillaihai..
kafir ne cigarette arif ko dii aur uth ke gate khola__ wo ladki samne aayi kadir se badi thi par lag kamaal ki rahi thi__ tabhi meri nazar arif par gayi jo uss ladki ko dekh ke aankh maar raha tha aur kuch ishaare kar raha tha__
shabana-- tum chalau sath hum tani khala ke ghar jaai rahi hu ammi kurta mangai hain__
kadir ne mudd ke mujhe dekha phir arif ko baad mey milna ka bolke nikal gaya sath mey uski bahen bhi__
tabhi arif bhi khada hua-- accha bhai hamahu chal rahe han
Me-- Arre kanha bhai kadir ki bahen ke peechey peechey par yaar wo tere dost ki bahen h
arif-- kaa bhai uski ammi hamari ammi bhi bahen hii h__ meri ammi hii uski khala h wo mere hii ghar jaa rahi h sab ko pata h jaldi hii meri shaadi bhi ho jaayegi__
me-- ye badhiya tha guru__ accha arif tum toh bahar nahi jaate tumhe bhi kuch pata hoga__
arif-- haa bhai suno toh hamahu yahe hai __ inke gharai le laudiya h sagun kaa maal h bhai bahut koshish karin log par wah hath naai aawati h faujiyaain jaun h wahi mahina mey 4 baar city jaati h lucknow kabhi aazamgharh isse jyada naai pata__
uske baad wo tarak liya __
time bhi 11baj gaya tha aur jab se mai ynha aaya hoon tab se koi aaya bhi nahi milne mai kaam jaldi khatam karna chahta hoon par lagta h wo log mujhe ynha tikaane ka soch liye h__
maine gate band kiya aur ghar ki taraf chal diya ghar ke bahar pahuncha toh wnha ek baccha gate pe khada tha phir wo bahar nikla aur aage ki dukaan pe chala gaya gate khula toh mauka dekh ke mai ander ghus gaya__
light nahi jal rahi thi haal ki__ maine time sahi dekha aur haal mey painting lagi hui thi ussi badi dhyaan se ek spy camera laga diya__ uske baad mai ander chala toh pahle aya aangan yaa bolu ghar ander maidaan janha deewar pe teen rakhi hui thi jinke neeche jaanwar bhi theyy aur ek side gaadiyaan tabhi peechey gate band hone ki aawaz aayi syd wo baccha aa gaya__
mai jhat se car ke peechey ho liya toh abb bacchey ke sath ke ladki bhi thi__ maine peechey mudd ke camera lagaane ke liye jagah dekhi toh upar ek led light lagi hui thi maine ussi ke neechey jagah dekh ke camera laga diya__
aur furti se nikal ke samne aa gaya gate ke aur gate khol ke ander gaya__ toh sitting room mey bhi andhera kya bakwas h bencho light ka bill nahi bharte kanjoos__ sitting room ka gate khol ke dheere se ander ka jaayega liya haal ki lights ek do jal rahi thi__ jo ki thoda jyada hii lamba bana tha__ par mere dimaag mey aaya ki pahle check karloon knhi ynha pahle se hii toh camera nahi lage h director nikaal ke sitting room check kar liya par kuch nahi mila yahi sab saaman uss din mai laya tha jo mujhe badi muskil se mila__ apna proof dene ke baad abb mai relax hoke maine director on hii rakkha aur usse apni kamar mey laga liya upar se shirt daal dii __