Chapter-3: Exotic Atoms
Update-6
“जिसने चूत ना चखिया, चख के लिया ना चाट l
बिन दही का दही बड़ा, क्या जाने सम्भोग ललाट ll”
“kya bake jaa raha hai...”jab main bahar se daudkar andar aaya toh Ved apne aap me mantra-mugdh aankhe band kiye hue kuch chut-chaat kar raha tha....
“भावार्थ : सेक्सी साहित्यकार यहाँ पर सेक्स के दौरान चूत चाटने के महत्व पर प्रकाश डाल रहे है.”aankhe band kiye hue hee usne vyakhya ki aur fir apni aankhe kholi
“ Waise, kya hua… ? tu haanf kyun raha hai…”jab hanfte hue main class me apni jagah par baitha toh peechhe wali bench se Ved puchha…
“physics wali aa gayi…. Riya ke sath baat karte dekh leti toh sham ko ghar me bata deti…”
“tera bhi alag chodan hai… kya gunda banoge..”
“gunda kisko banna hai, mujhe toh hero banna hai… ab wo Physics wali mam… achanak aa gayi toh main kya kar sakta hu…”
“wo achanak nahi aayi… roj isi time pe aati hai aur tu us-se itna darta kyun hai…”
“mere ghar ke thik saamne rahti hai wo aur aksar sham ko meri maa ke sath ghanto gappe ladati hai aur jara imagine kar toh… adhikatar wo kiske bare me baat karti hai…?”
Jispar Ved chup raha…
“exactly… isiliye… bas isiliye... kyunki main use mere bare me baat karne ka ek aur topic nahi dena chahta….”bolte hue main peechhe muda… toh dekha ki Ved class ki ek ladki ko dekh raha tha…
“abey tu sun bhi raha hai, main kya bol raha hu….”
“aye hat na… maal dekhne de…”
“kise dekh raha hai…”
“Mira…. Ye kuch jyada nahi phail rahi aajkal… 11th me kaise suski-suski thi… kisi ne badhiya bajaya hai, lagta hai…. Doodh dekh… kya gol-gol hai aur gand toh…..aaaahhhh”pant ke upar se apna lund masalte hue Ved bola…
“doodh se yaad aaya…. Physics wali kal sham ko chhat ke ekdum kinare baith kar phone me ghanto batiya rahi thi… hawa bhi chal rahi thi… unka saree mast hawa me lahra raha tha. maine photo bhi kheechi hai…”
“dikha….. dikha….”
Maine Ved ko Physics wali mam ki photo dikhayi…. Jise dekhkar Ved fir se apna lund masalne laga…
“kya mast bade-bade do atoms mam ke seene me hai... inhe bina vastro ke dekh loon toh param sukh ki prapti ho jayegi... aur in atoms ke nipple roopi nucleus ko ungaliyo se sahlaane, dabane, kheenche , daant se kaatne aur fir chusne ko mill jaye toh....”
Physics wali mam… yani Sunayana mam… 28-29 saal ki thi, us waqt… shadi ek saal pahle jab hum 11th me the tabhi hui thi… wo kaisi dikhti thi ispar humlog kabhi detail me gaye hee nahi kyunki unhe dekhne ke baad koyi detail me jaa hee nahi pata ki unki sundarta ka bakhaan kar sake... kyunki unko dekhkar hee on the spot sabka khada ho jata tha… Ved kahta tha ki Sunayana mam ki skin aisi chikni thi ki unko dekhte hee lagta hai ki daudkar unse chipak jao aur unki saree ke upar se lund ragade… alag hee tharakpan bhara tha Ved ke andar, Sunayana mam ko lekar aur Sunayana mam jab class me hoti toh pure period Ved ka aankhe sunayana mam ke jism par aur hath lund me rahta….
Sunayana mam thi bhi bahut badhiya, matlab faltu ka koyi attitude nahi tha unke andar… isliye launde aur bhi pagal the unke peechhe… pahle toh ladke phhir bhi kuch control me the, lekin shadi ke baad jab wo puri ban-thankar gold-vold marke school aane lagi toh ladke toh maano asylum me bharti karane ki halat me ho gaye the… Lunch ke baad jab Sunayana mam humara class lene ke liye staff room se nikalti toh neeche se lekar upar tak ladke line lagakar Sunayana mam ko wish karte aur fir jab wo aage nikal jaati toh unke upar neeche hote hue nitambo ko dekh aise laar tapkaate, maano Sunayana mam ko yadi koyi apatti naa ho toh wo unke nitamb tak chaat le... wo bhi pura. 1 mm2 ka area tak naa chhode kisi kone ka.
Upar se unke deo ki khusboo… aisa lagta mano wo deo sirf unhi ke liye banaya gaya tha… jo Sunayana ke peechhe had se jyada muthiyate the, wo dukan se jo deo Sunayana mam lagati thi, use kharid kar… School ke bathroom me Sunayana mam ki ek jhalak milne ke baad deo sunghate hue Mutth visarjan karte the… Sunayana mam ka craze humare school me aisa tha ki pichhale 4 saal se best teacher ka award jo ki student ki voting ke through milta tha… wo unhe hee mil raha tha. unko akele jitne votes milte , baki teachers ke votes ko yadi combine bhi kar diya jaaye tab bhi wo aagehee rahti. Matlab God Level popularity thi Sunayana mam ki... maano Sunayana mam yadi antaheen aakash thi toh baaki ke teachers us antaheen aakash ke baadal....matlab koyi comparison hee nahi tha.
“bhai… maal hai…” Ved se apna mobile kheechte hue maine kaha… “dekh kaise kinare baithi hai chhat ke… girne ka dar bhi nahi…”
“ye roj aise chhat me kinare par baithkar baat karti hai kya…? ”
“haan…”
“Atharva , fir tu neeche nanga hokar let ja, upar giregi toh maja aayega…”
“ chal lawde…”
“sahi me… tu uske ghar ke neeche ekdum nanga, lund khada karke leta rahega aur jab wo tere upar giregi toh uski chikni chut me tera lund , char-chara ke ghusega… aaaahhhh…. Iski chut se machis ki tilli bas touch karega na toh lawda, machis ki tilli jal uthegi, itni garam hai Sunayana mam…. Iska husband kitna lucky hai be… ye yadi chut chatne ke liye bhi bolti hogi na toh…wo din bhar chat-ta hoga… sala, burchatta. Wo bhi bina koyi break ke… aur fir iski chut chat-te hue iski chut me apni ungali dal deta hoga aur fir apne lund ke tope me thook lagakar lund iski chut ke paas rakhta hoga….. uuuhhooooooooo”kanpte hue Ved bola…
“gir gaya kya be…”
“hat be… aur achchha phone le le, clear photo aana chahiye… aise clear… abey idhar dekh, aage kya dekh raha hai…. Achcha Sunayana mam aa gayi…”
Sunayana mam class me aa chuki thi aur aate hee unohe marker nikala aur seedhe topic me aa gayi… ATOMS
“Atharva timepass karwa na mam se…”
“kyun…?”
“ab iska bhi jawab chahiye tujhe…? Koyi question puchh de, jis-se pura period nikal jaye… aur erotic question puchhna… taki erotic timepass ho…”
“toh tu puchh le na… tere toh number bhi mujhse jyada the is subject me last year…”
“puchh toh main lu.. par fir meri image kharab ho jayegi naa Sunayana mam ke saamne. Ved sir ki reputation hai bahut ... samjha kar, tu puchh…”
“tu kuch dikha raha tha na, Sunayana mam ke aane ke pahle…”Sunayana mam bhale hee class me aa chuki thi par humari baat-chit aise hee jaari thi... topper hone ka yahi fayda hai. especially jab top rank waale hee aapas me baat kar rahe ho... teacher bhi gadfati me rahta hai ki kahi ye bhadak gaya toh question naa karne lage... siway Gupta ji ke... Gupta ji Bhagwan hai, unke liye sab samaan hai aur to aur unka naam bhi Bhagwan Das Gupta hai. khair... wo thodi der baad aayenge....
“pahle question puchh fir dikhata hu… bataunga toh bilkul bhi nahi ki kya dikhaunga par wo related hai mere ghar ke upar rahne wali ladkiyo ke pics se, jab wo chhat me jati hai aur apne boyfriends se baat karte hue joshiya jaati hai”
“dikha pahle…”
“pahle question puchh…”
“mam…”khada karke maine kaha… hath khada karke.
“yes, Atharva…”
“do… your atoms… I mean atoms.. ever actually … toooouccchh… touch each other… like humans do…”ruk ruk kar... sentence ke ek-ek shabd par jor dete hue maine apna sawal daga
“it depends on what do you mean by touch…. There are three possible positions of touch…”
“position.. ?”khush hote hue main bola aur isi ke sath class ke tharki ladke bhi khush hue....
“Position... Position means mam…? which position ?”andar hee andar rakshasi hansi haste hue maine puchha…
“i mean.. there are three possible meanings of touch at the atomic level…”
“three positions... wow...”
Iske baad mam pure class ko atmos ke positions batane lagi ki kis-kis positions me atoms ek dusare ko touch kar sakte hai aur idhar atoms ko mann hee mann class ke ati talented ladko ne lund aur chut se replace kar diya... ek atom ko unhone apna lund bana liya aur dusare Atom ko Sunayana mam ki chut aur lage touch karaane. idhar main aur Ved apne kaam me lag gaye…
“kya question puchha hai… tere ko erotic wala noble prize dunga main…”
“tere ghar ke upar kiraye me jo family rahti hai… unki ladki ki photo hai na tere paas…”
“hao… ye dekh…”mobile bench ke neeche se sarkate hue Ved ne mujhe thamaya…
Jaise humara school do manjila tha, waise hee Ved ka ghar bhi do manjila tha… school jitna toh bada nahi par itna bada tha ki usko kisi family ko kiraye pe de sake… aur kiraye par de bhi rakha tha. Jo family Ved ke yaha kiraye se rahti thi… unki do beti thi…. Ek isi saal Indore kahi padhne gayi thi, par dusari abhi bhi family ke sath hee rahti thi aur aksar boyfriend se baat karne ke liye chhat par aa jati… Ved bhi wahi chori-chhipe pahuch jata aur chhat par ek kinare khade hokar chupke-chupke uski photo kheencha karta….
“abbey iska baap kuch bolta nahi kya … ise”photo zoom karte hue maine kaha
“baap ko bolti hai, mausam achcha hai… jaa rahi hu chhat par aur yaha lagi rahti hai apne bf se…”
“baap andha hai kya be…? Usko dikhta nahi ki mausam kaisa hai… kayi din se gaand maar rakhi hai dhoop ne..ek toh august ka mahina upar se barsaat bhi nahi ho rahi... ”
“chodu hai jhaat…”
“dono bahan ko line maar tu, koyi bachni nahi chahiye….”
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“Ved… can you explain what did I say…”
“kyun nahi…”Ved jhat se khada hua… BC, koyi khauff hee nahi.
Sunayana mam , saamne se idhar humari taraf aane lagi , maine mobile chhipaya aur ekdum serious hokar Sunayana mam ko aate hue dekhne laga…
Ved, kyun nahi… bol kar khada toh ho gaya tha.. par ab chup tha… Mam, Ved ki desk ke paas khadi ho gayi thi aur unke deo ki khushboo hum dono ke andar sama rahi thi… Sunayana mam Ved ki desk ke paas khadi thi, jiske karan unki gori-gori chikni kamar mere aankh ke thik seedh me thi… ek pal ko laga ki Sunayana mam ko gori-gori, chikni-chikni kamar ko.... Anyway… ashleel baat nahi..
“ab bolega bhai.. ya mam, tere liye shankh-naad kare… tab tu shuru hoga…”Ved ko chup dekh main bola…
“no rush… you can answer that at a time suitable to you…”
“mam…”aankh band karke dimag par jor dalte hue Ved bola
“I cant describe the whole theory you described earlier, but the bottom line is atoms never touch in the everyday sense of the word… touch… for the simple reason that they don’t have any hard boundaries. But in every other sense of the word ‘touch’ that has meaning at the atomic level, atoms certainly touch…. I think…”
“excellent, not the answer I wanted. but......... a better one…”
Shocked ...? khair aksar hota hai un logo ke sath jo Ved ko thik se nahi jaante... especially ladke. Wo Ved ko apni tarah gali bakne wala, ladkiyo ko dekhkar muthiyaane wala ladka samajh lete hai aur fir unhe aise jhatke lagterahte hai. par iska matlab ye nahi ki jaisa wo Ved ko samajhte hai, Ved waisa nahi hai... Ved bilkul waisa hee hai par intelligent bhi hai. jo ki aksar uski harkato ko dekhkar nahi lagta ki... wo ho sakta hai aur yahi sab bhramit ho jaate hai. first time yaani jab hum kuch khas mitra nahi the toh uske exam ke number dekh... mujhe bhi aashcharya hua tha aur main kayi din isi soch me raha ki... isne pakka cheating ki hai. ye toh chutiya, hawasi hai.
baahari duniya jaise ki humare parents, teachers Ved ke performance aur grades dekh kar use bahut sharif samajhte hai aur humari andruni duniya yaani ki school ke ladke – ladkiya school me uski harkate dekh use chodu , abuser, MutthManav samajhte hai. par Ved in dono ka adbhut combination hai , jo kabhi-kabhar hee dekhne ko milta hai... matlab Ved ke character ko explain nahi kiya jaa sakta.. use sirf enjoy kiya jaa sakta hai.
Ved ke answer se impress hokar Sunayana mam ne uski desk me apna dono hath rakhka aur humari taraf thoda jhuk kar dheere se fusfusayi
“ye ... is week me 2nd time maine tum dono ko apni class me mobile use karte hue dekha hai, next time warning nahi… war hoga… okay…”
“mam, you are looking….”warning ke beech me Ved bola… jiske baad mam muskurayi aur Ved ka pura sentence sune bina waha se chali gayi aur hum dono aankh band karke sirf lambi-lambi saans lete rahe...
Sunayana mam toh waha se saamne gayi par hum dono coma me chale gaye… isliye nahi kyunki mam ne hum dono ko mobile use karte hue pakad liya tha aur hume warning di thi . balki isliye kyunki jab wo hume warning de rahi thi toh wo hum dono ki taraf thoda jhuki thi aur unke jhukne ke sath hee atmosphere ekdum charged ho gaya tha aur sath me hum dono bhi….
“main is period ke baad… bathroom ja raha hu…”Mam jab board par kuch likh rahi thi toh unke peechhe ke do vishal gol atoms ko dekh Ved bola
“main bhi sath me chalunga…”
Sunayana mam bahut hee sundar, susheel, sabhya aur sahansheel thi… wo shayad jaanti thi ki unka ladko par kya asar hota hai aur yadi koyi unki tareef kare toh wo use lightly leti thi… ye nahi ki jaake complaint kar de. Aur ek humare school ki ladkiya thi… sundarta me Sunayana mam se aadhi rahi hongi par ghamand itna khayegi jaise… swarg ki apsara yahi ho aur inhone hee Rishi Vishwamitra ki tapasya apne saundarya se bhang ki ho…
“ladkiyo ko aisich hona chahiye be, Atharva… abhi toh main shadi ke layak nahi hu, par jab ho jaunga toh … Sunayana mam ka divorce kara ke unse shadi karunga…. Kitni badi hogi umra me …”
“8-10 saal….”
“I will manage it…”
“toh Sunayana mam ki jagah Sunayana bhabhi bolna chalu kar du main….”
“chal na, apna kaam kar… ye mere aur Sunayana mam ka personal matter hai… waise... ye kahne ke liye tere muh me chuchi , chut....”
“matlab...”
“ ~tere muh me ghee, shakkar~ kahne ka riwaaz purana ho chuka hai... modern time requires modern dialogues. Isliye Sexy Saahityakar ki oor se tere muh me chuchi-chut...”
“aisa kahne ke liye tere muh me bhi chuchi-chut...”