Chapter-8: Have a Nice Day
Update-28
"abey, wo Sanjana hai kya...?"
Abhi abhi bagal se paar hui bike ke peechhe baithi ek ladki ki taaraf ishara karke Ved ne puchha… tab meri nazar us oor gayi... hum dono school bas phuchne hee waae the.
“hao.. hai toh wahi.. par hai kiske sath…? Jafar… ? dikh nahi raha, bike kaun chala raha hai”
“Karan Naik chhodne aaya hoga…”maine andaza lagaya aur jab Sanjana bike se utari toh mera andaza bilkul sahi nikla....
“ek kaam kar, tu chhup ja Atharva… warna, yadi tujhe dekh liya toh patak-patak ke maarega”
“school apni territory hai, ab yadi yaha bhi maar kha gaaya toh fir laanat hai mujhpe” bolte hue main Bindas aage badha
Karan Naik , Sanjana ko school chhodne aaya tha. Bike se utarne ke baad Sanjana kuch der wahi khadi rahi… Karan Naik us-se kuch baat kar raha tha, ya fir kuch samjha raha tha... yaaa fir... shayad, dhamka raha tha… kyunki Sanjana ki jaisi shakl thi… uske hisaab se toh wo dhamka hee raha tha… fir Sanjana gate ke andar chali gayi aur Naik gadi modkar wapas humari taraf aane laga…. Meri aur Naik ki Nazar mili, jiske baad maine apna collar upar karke... uski aankho me dekhte hue muskuraya… ye dekh, Gand jal gayi Naik ki aur gusse se daant pees kar usne bike ki speed kam ki aur uske aisa karte hee main bhag ke School ke andar ghus gaya.
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“kuch toh ab bhi hai humare darmiyan
Mohabbat na sahi, nafrat hee sahi….”
Sanjana ke peechhe –peechhe seedhiya chadhte hue main bola…
“Kya hai, Atharva….”bina pechhe mude , Sanjana mujhe pahchan gayi, par uske swar kuch rukhe hue the.
“kya hai…? Kya nahi hai…. Ye tera jija, baklol hai kya… kal mujhe tujhse milne nahi diya…”
“ main ghar me nahi thi... bataya toh tha kal ki Jafar ke sath hospital jaa rahi hoon aur itni raat ko kisi ladki ke ghar jayega toh yahi hoga”peechhe mudte hue Sanjana boli….
“aaj se pahle toh kabhi nahi boli tu aise aur na hee kisi ne roka =…”
“kyunki aaj se pahle koyi aadmi nahi tha ghar me, par ab hai… ok… ?”
“wo..... tera husband nahi hai, Silky… wo teri behan ka husband hai… tujhe uski baat manne ki jaroorat nahi hai…”
“mujhe uski baat manne ki jaroorat nahi hai...? sach me…? Tu dega meri mom ke dialysis ka kharcha…? Ya fir bachayega hume… jab koyi hume kuch ulta-seedha bolega toh...? ya fir koyi humare sath kuch galat karne ki koshish karega toh…?”
“bilkul… koyi shaq…”apna collar , jo maine Karan Naik ko jalane ke liye khada kiya tha, use thik karte hue apni tie adjuist ki...
“aisa hai toh fir... chal de 5000 rupaye, medicine laani hai…”
“kya… 5000 rupaye…? main kaha se paunga…”apna sar neeche karte hue maine kaha…
“bas isiliye, Atharva…. Tujhe khud 100-200 rupaye ki jaroorat hoti hai toh tu mere paas aata hai , tu kya ilaaz karayega meri maa ka…”
“par main teri raksha jaroor kar sakta hu, yadi koyi tujhe kuch galat bolega toh… ya fir koyi kuch galat karne ki koshish karega toh…”
“Kal raat fir kyun bhag gaya tha… jiju se darkar…? aur tab kya hoga jab waise hee 3-4 aadmi ek sath aa jayenge toh….? abhi tu chhota hai, Atharva… isliye.... tu apna kaam kar aur mujhe jo karna hai… wo mujhe karne de… sabki zindagi tere aur Ved ki tarah nahi hoti... jaha maa-baap dono ho aur paiso ki bhi koyi dikkat naa ho. ”
“par iska matlab ye toh nahi ki tu aise rukhe mann se baat karegi...”
“jis din tere mammi papa me se koyi ek hospital me admit rahega naa... us din tu yahi line aakar mujhse bolna... tab main maan lungi....”
itna bolkar Sanjana wapas seedhiya chadhne lagi aur main apna chhota sa muh lekar wahi khada raha…. Beizzati ho gayi, ye toh sarasar....
“Atharva, aur aaj ke baad mere ghar mat aana , please…. Tune jo kal kiya wo sab bataya jiju ne mujhe... Didi toh tere mom se complain karne wali thi seedhe... par maine unhe rok liya... lekin ab tu mere ghar mat aana”Sanjana seedhiya chadhte hue ruki aur ye bolkar fir se seedhiya chadhne lagi….
Itna bolkar Sanjana toh chali gayi, lekin main wahi khada raha… log mere bagal se aa-jaa rahe the , lekin main wahi khada raha. Uske kahe hue shabd ab bhi mere kaano me baj rahe the... is dauran, kayiyo ne mera naam bhi liya… kayiyo ne mujhse puchha bhi ki main waha kyun khada hu… lekin main chup-chap kisi se bina kuch kahe wahi khada raha… Sanjana ne meri jo itni mast insult ki thi, wo mere andar rag-rag me sama chuki thi aur us-se bhi buri baat ye thi ki … wo sab kuch sach tha. Main wahi khada raha, jab tak ki bell ki aawaz mere kaano me nahi padi…
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Prayer ke dauran bhi main yahi sochta raha… Prayer ke baad Principal ne annual day ke pahle hone wali competition ke bare me sabko brief kiya ki... kaun-kaun se competitions honge, un competitions ke liye kaun sa student , teachers ke sath milkar selector ka kaam karega... mostly , 12 th waale hee har competition ke head bane the aur unhi ke paas competitions me participate karne walo ko aakar milna tha.
“related to that Competition…. contact Atharva, 12th Mathematics… Atharva, please stand up…”
Principal ne competition ki saari jaankari di aur ye bhi bataya ki kaun-kaun se school kis field me humare rival honge… lekin mere jehan me abhi Sanjana ghoom rahi thi, jis tarah wo mujhe dhikkar kar gayi thi… main bhool hee nahi paa raha tha…
“Bhatti….Bhatti… khade ho, Saxsena tera naam le raha hai… abey Bhatti… bsdk... mar gaya kya”
“ Quiz participants will contact Atharva Singh Bhattacharya… Atharva … Atharva… Atharvaaaaa….”
“Atharvaaaaaaa....”
“yes.sir… yes... yessss.... sir” jab Saxsena ji mic me bahut jor se chillaye toh main maano hosh me aaya aur turant apna hath khada kiya
“Good morning…”tana maarte hue Principal Saxsena bola…
“sorry sir, I was thinking about last year competition, I kind of got lost on that winning moment…”
“stundents, now you all know… who is Atharva Singh Bhattacharya. he is from 12th mathematics and if you want to participate in the quiz, please contact him on the lunch break … that’s all for today… have a nice day…”
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Saxsena ji ne mujhe aise khada karke ek tension aur de di thi… quiz ki tension..? naah.. wo toh main kab se karta aaya hu… tesion wo nahi thi, tension ye thi ki Sanjana ke bare me sochte hue main bahut der me khada hua tha aur jab main khada hua toh Saxsena ji ne Good morning bhi bola… matlab wo soche ki main prayer ke dauran so gaya tha aur unhone aisa socha… matlab sabne yahi socha… atleast staff ne toh socha hee hoga, afterall principal tha saxsena aur staff me Gupta ji bhi aate the aur Principal ke…..
have a nice day …… bolne ke baad maine sabse pahle Gupta ji ki taraf apni nazare ghumayi ki kahi wo toh mujhe nahi dekh rahe. Par wo toh meri taraf hee aankh gadaye hue the…. Wo maano andar hee andar mujhe ishara kar rahe the ki… beta, Atharva … aaj teri bari hai… Gupta ko apni taraf ghoorta dekh.. us ek moment me mera pura bheja hil gaya… ek toh Sanjana ne jo beizzati ki thi wo alag, Karan Naik kahi baahar pakad ke pel na de wo alag, Riya Rose wala matter alag aur ab Gupta ji ka darr alag… sach bolu toh… have a nice day bolke gand maar li Saxsena ji ne… main khud ko Gupta ji ke changul me parikrama karte hue dekh raha tha, jaha Gupta ji apne gand ka jor lagakar mera baal kheech rahe the aur uchak-uchak kar kohni pe kohni maare jaa rahe the aur fir dono hath se mere gaal par thappad khaane wala scene mere jehan me aaya.... wo toh acha hua moot ke aaya tha, warna itni sari tension me jab Gupta ji ne gusse se mujhe ghoora toh mera moot wahi nikal jaata.....
“aaj Gupta se pelaane ki baari teri hai….chal ab… yaha khada kyun hai…”jab sab jaane lage toh Ved bola
“gand fat ke chauraha ho gayi hai, isliye khada hu...... aur kisliye… Ranjan kaha hai…”
“yahhaaaaaaaa…… 5 point…”
“madarrrr.... bhagat….. dimag kharab mat kar…”
“le chus fir….”
“ bahut tension hai…”
“main hu na….maine toh pahle bhi kaha hai… Consultant rakh le mujhe , 100 rs. Bas lunga…”
“yadi tune mujhe teeno problem se nikal diya toh 300 dunga…”
“kha lund ki kasam…”
“lund ki kasam….”
“chal fir…”
“kaha…”
“yahaaaaaa…. 6 point… lol...”2 ft hawa me kudkar apne dono hatho se apne lund ki taraf ishara karke Ved garjaa.... “ Ranjan ke paas chal aur kaha… yadi pelne ki naubat aayi toh Karan Naik ko akele thodi pel payenge hum log … ek pahalwan aadmi toh kam se kam chahiye, Garib Gang me… waise main soch raha tha ki Karan Naik ko bhi Nagdi Gang me entry de dete hai... jab se Ranjan Garib Gang me shaamil hua hai, muqabala ektarfa ho gaya hai... kya bolta hai...?”
“sach kahu toh gand maraye tu aur tera gang... yaha meri gand fat chuki hai aur tujhe apne imaginary gang ke membership ki padi hai. mujhe abhi se hee mere gaal me jalan hone lagi hai aur toh aur main baalo ka khichav bhi mahsoos kar raha hoon.”
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Main aur Ved Prayer hall se bahar aaye aur fir seedhiya chdhte hue bio class ke saamne khade Ranjan ke paas jakar khade ho gaye… school ke upari manzil se school ke bahar ka pura nazara dikhta tha aur Ranjan is samay wahi dekhne me busy tha….
“koyi mast maal hai kya bahar….”Ved ne Ranjan se puchha…