Update-29
“kyaaa… kaun si maal… tum dono…? tum dono kab aaye…”Ranjan chauka…
“maine puchha… koyi maal hai kya bahar , jise tu itna magan hokar dekh raha hai…”
“maal nahi yar… wo medical store dekh raha hu…”
“kyun pregnant hai kya…tu ”
“tu bhosdike 1 minute ke liye shaant nahi ho sakta…”khisiya kar maine Ved ke peeth me ek mukka ghuma ke diya...
“arey chhod usko bhatti… use books aur ladki ke chhed ke siwa kuch dikhta hee kaha hai… main toh apne sapne ko dekh raha tha… wo dekh... wo jo medical store hai na… mujhe bhi waisich ek medical store kholne ka hai… aur jo bullet khadi hai, uske dukaan ke bahar… Interceptor …. Wo bhi lunga main…. Apni favourite hai. Bas school khatm ho, fir pharma karunga…. Papa toh dukan bhi dekh chuke hai , jaha medical store rahega mera… jyada bade sapne nahi hai mere… bas ek medical store, interceptor bike aur fir Rewa ki kisi tej-tarrar ladki se shadi…. Jo mere papa tak ko chamka de, jab wo jyada daru piye toh.... Is-se jyada kuch nahi chahiye mujhe…”
“Ved… dekh le… iska toh clear hai… tu kya karega…?”
"jo tu karega....”
“matlab sari zindagi point chadhata rahega mere upar…”
“point se yaad aaya… Ranjan…. tu ek baar me mujh jaise kitne ladko ko maar sakta hai…”
“kyun….”Ranjan ne puchha
“bata na…”
“teen...... maybe chaar…”
“itni beizzaati… khair… sun”Ved ne Ranjan ko meri puri vyatha batayi… jise sunne ke baad Ranjan ne lunch me milne ke liye kaha aur wapas se school ke baahar Medical Store ko dekhte hue apne sapne bunne laga
Main aur Ved aapas me yahi planning karte hue waha se apni class ki taraf badhe ki 12th ke baad hum dono kya karenge. Ab hum Gupta ji se bachne ki bajay ye planning kar rahe the ki college me hum log hostel me rahenge ya fir baahar kahi room lekar... Ved ka kahna tha ki baahar room lekar rahenge , ekdum kone me, kisi nirjan sthan me... taaki ladkiyo ko laakar chodne me koyi aana-kaani naa ho , jispar maine kaha ki... uske liye pahle ladki patani padegi... yaha toh pat nahi rahi, jaha dab-daba hai... college me kya khaak kuch hoga hum dono se.... jiska solution Ved ne ye nikala ki...
“yadi aisa hai toh randi laakar chodenge.... kaaunnn hai be lawww...Miraaaa… tum.. heyy.. kaisi ho...”apna sar sahlate hue Ved ne kaha…
Hum dono aapas me planning karne me itna magan the ki pata nahi kaise, kab Mira Ved se jaa takrayi.... Mira ka sar seedhe Ved ke sar se jaa bhida... Mira shayad jaldi me thi
“dekh ke nahi chal sakta… andha hai kya…”
“Mira , you alright….? Is there something I can do…?”
Aur jaise hee Ved ne ye kaha main Ved ki taraf dekha… itna achchha kab se ho gaya bhai tu…
“just…bugg off….”apna sar sahlate hue Mira chillayi
“Mira , is something bothering you.. what can I do to help out…? Just tell me and consider it done...”
“really…?”main fir ashcharyachakit hokar Ved ki taraf dekha aur mera dimag fir mujhse chilla kar puchha ki… ye itna achchha kabse ho gaya
“come on, Mira… let’s go for coffee and hot chocolate after school and then you can tell me about all your problems… “
Jiske baad main ek baar fir Ved ki taraf aankhe faad kar dekha aur mera dimag fir se.............ye lauda… itna achchha………….
“paise hai Ved, tere paas Hot chocolate ka...? Aur Atharva, paise toh tune le liye… mera kaam kab karega tu…”
“karta hu na.. bas thoda time mil jaye…”
“Mira tu Atharva ko chhod, mujhe bata… main tujhe padha dunga… jab bhi tu kahe , jaha bhi tu kahe…”
“you just want to put your dick in my ass… wanker… just fuck off…”bolkar Mira waha se chali gayi…
“beizzati… oops…”Mira ke jaane ke baad main bola
“kya hai lawda , topper ki izzat hee nahi hai koyi…. Isiliye bharat desh tarakki nahi kar paa raha, in jaisi ladkiyo ki vazah se. inhi jaisi ladkiyo ke kaaran bharat desh ka talent ISRO ki baajay NASA chalaa jaata hai aur tu kya daant faad raha hai... chal class seedhe…”
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Main aur Ved class me aaye… jaha Bulla, humara class teacher attendance register khole baitha hua tha… humare class teacher ka actual naam kuch aur hee tha.. par ladko ne uska naam Bulla rakh diyaa tha… kyun…? Pata nahi… humse pahle padhne walo ne ye naam uska rakha tha… jo aaj tak use ho raha tha. Bulla thoda-thoda Gupta ji ki tarah hee satka hua tha… use koyi bas disturb kar de attendance lete time… fir wo jhuka ke mukke pe mukka maarta tha… Gupta ki tarah full satkela toh nahi tha par furtila baahut thaa... ekdum ek second me aapni chair se uthkar, daudte hue jisko pelna hai, uske paas jaata aur use pel kar ek second khatm hone se pahle hee wapas apni jagah par aakar baith jaata. Maar khaane wale ko kuch der baad maloom chalta ki wo maar kha chuka hi. Bulla Gupta ji ki tarah satka toh nahi tha, fir bhi use Gupta ji Lite bol sakte hai… upar se daityo jaisi uski moti aawaz…. Tha toh wo machchar ki tarah dubla-patla par uski aawaz bhayankar moti thi….
“sir , may I come in…”maine puchha…
“kaha ghoom raha tha , abhi tak….”moti aawaz me Bulla ne puchha..
“wo sir, quiz competition se related kuch doubts tha toh principal sir ke office me tha…”
“principal office se toh main aa raha hu… tu waha kaha tha… jhooth bolta hai nalayak… chal aa andar… baith…”
Hum dono andar aakar baith gaye aur Bulla chair me hil-hil ke attendance lene laga… Bulla ki ek aadat thi ki attendance lete samay wo apni chair saamne wale desk ke paas khiska leta aur us desk me apne pair ko support dekar dheere-dheere hilte hue attendance leta tha… jiske karan… wo toh hilta hee tha… saamne wala desk bhi pure attendance ke dauran hilti rahti thi … shuru-shuru me hume yahi lagta ya fir jo new students the...unhe yahi lagta ki .. Bulla saamne baitha mutth mar raha hai.
Ved… present sir…
Vikash… yes sir…
Vimal… yes sir…..
Bulla apni hee dhun me mast hilte hue haziri le raha tha ki tabhi ek ladka beech me bol pada….
“sir… mera naam chhoot gaya….Vilom”
Bas itna hee bolna tha ki Bulla apni jagah se utha aur daudte hue turant Vilom ke paas gaya , use jhukaya aur do mukka uske peeth me pelkar, wapas dudte hue saamne apni chair par baith fir se attendance lene laga...
“aaayyyyyiiiiiiiiiii” mukka khane ke baad apni peeth sahlate hue Vilom cheekha… tab tak Bulla saamne apni chair par baith chuka tha..
“attendance lete samay disturb karta hai, nalayak… chal baith…”
Bulla ne jab Vilom ke peeth ko pyar se sahlaya tha, tab Vikas aur Vimal has pade the… hasi toh puri class thi.. par starting unhi dono ne ki thi… jise Bulla ne dekh liya tha par bina kuch bole wapas apni chair par gaya aur attendance lene laga…
even if it takes 4–5 years and I finish what I started.
..jyada aage ki nahi soch raha hai ki ye banna hai ya wo ...
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hum dono bhi pele gaye the, ye dono bhi pele jayenge 
btw, update mast tha..aur sanjan ke baad riya ka reaction dekhna bhi dilchasp rahega. Well done.
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