Mast Update...UPDATE - 32
Rudra ghar pahucha jha sab naste per uska intzaar kar rahe the or rudra ke jaate hi swaalo ki jhadi lag gyi
Surbhi- kaha chala gya tha subah 2 vo bhi kisi ko bina bataye
R- kahi nahi maa vo bus raat ko thak gya ( surbhi ko dekhte hue bola) tha esliye socha thodi taaza hawa kha kar taro taaza ho jau
rudra ka yu sab ke samne kehna or surbhi ko dekhne se vo hadbada jis me uska pallu niche gir gya or uski gori ghaati ki jhalak sab ko nazar aa gyi jbki surbhi ghabrate hue boli
Surbhi- haa haa thik hai chal ab nasta kar bda aaya taazi hawa wala
per ye baat yha khatam ho jaye aisa kaise ho sakta or bich me kudi Ramya
Rb- kyu bhai raat ko aisa kya kiya jo ki itna thak gya tu humein bhi to bta
R- vo bua raat mee lait aaya to.........( bich me hi surbhi bol padi jo dar gayi thi)
Surbhi- ek bat samjh nahi aati ki chup chaap nasta karo pehle or tu jaldi nasta kar ke naye ghar ka kaam dekhte hue kheto per jaaa
Rb- are kya hua bhabhi itna bhi kya gussa aap bhi thak gayiiii kya
Surbhi- mein kyu thak ne lagi or tum apne naste per dhyaaan do bahut bolti ho khaate waqt ( or apni gaand matt kaate hue waha se chali gayi)
Md- ye maa ki bhi kuch pta nahi chalta kabhi garam kabhi naram
Rb- per aaj to garam jyada hai kyu hahaaha
mahi- bhai kya aap mujhe collage tak chodd doge mein late hu aaj plz
R- chal phir jaldi kar mujhe aaj bahut kaam hai
Mahi- bus 2 mint me bag le lu
keh kar mahi mudi or jhuk kar apna bag uthane lagi jis se uski gori gand uski tight pent me se saaf dikhne lagi
jise rudra ne khaa jaane wali nazro se dekha per vo bhul gya ki yaha vo akela nahi hai or eska ehsaas dilaaya uski naughty bua ne
Rb- hmm rudra bus kar ab kya khaa jayega
R- kyaakyyaaa bua ji
Rb- tujhe nahi pta mein kya keh rahi hu
R- haa vo samjh gya bua per tum kyu mere khaane per nazar lga rahi ho khud khilaati nahi or mujhe khaane nahi deti
Rb- acha maine kab mna kiya tumhe vo tum hi nayi dish chakhne ke baad purani dish bhul gaye
R- aisa bilkul bhi nahi hai bua shaam ko sath khaate hai kyu megha didi
Md- na baba tum dono hi khaao mujhe maaf karo( baat ko samjhte hue boli)
Rb- are ise chodd na
Mahi- bhai filhaal to mujhe chodd kar aao inse baad me baat kar lena
baato per viraam lga kar rudra mahi ko collage ke liye lekar bike per bitha kar chal diya
thodi dur jaane ke baad mahi rudra se chipakte hue boli
mahi- bhai aap kal bina kiye kyu chale gaye the
R- kyuki meri gudiya ki chut suzi hui lag rahi thi esliye
mahi- apka mann nahi kiya mere sath karne ka
R- kiya na bus tu thik hoja phir teri khair nahi
mahi- ganda bhaiya
R- acha ji uchal uchal ke tum chodu or gande hum
abhi kuch or baat karte ki mahi ka collage aa gya esliye dono chup ho gaye
R- dhyaan se aaana gudiya
rudra ke aise bolte hi mahi ruk gayi or dheere se rudra ke paas aa kar boli
mahi- ab mein gudiya nahi rahi aap ne mijhe kali se phool bna diya hai samjhe mere buddhu bhaiya
Es se pehle rudra kuch kehta mahi apne collage me chali gayi
jise jaate dekh rudra ke face per smile aa gyi or vo muskurate hue waha se kheto per nikal gya kheto ke raste chalte hue vo apne khet per pahucha jaha ka nazara uski aankho ko nayan sukh dene wala tha kyuki samne tubewell me shambhu ki biwi janamjaat nangi hokar naha ne ke baad tubewell se bahar nikal rahi thi
jise dekhte hi rudra ki aankho me chamak aa gayi or vo furti se chalta hua aage badh gya jaha rani kapde badal rahi thi jab tak rudra waha pahucha rani apna ghagra pehan liya
or es pehle ki rudra use or kareeb se dekhta vo apne top se apni chuchiyo ko dhak chuki thi
ye rudra ko gussa to aaya ki kaash kuch time pehle aata to tubewell me hi pakad leta per khud ko kaabu karta vo bola
R- kaisi ho rani yaha kya kar rahi ho
pehle to rudra ko itna kareeb dekh vo ghabra gyi per phir kuch yaad karte hue boli
Rani- vo chote babu khet me gir gayi thi esliye nahane aayi thi
R- to naha li tum ya nahana hai
Rani- ji naha li ( or bol kar jaane lagi)
R- acha ab khet per jaa rahi ho
Rani- ji chote babu aaj unki tabiyat kharab hai to saara kaam mujhe hi karna hai
rani ke akele hone ki baat sunkar rudra ne phir se teer phenka
R- chalo thik hai waise tum shart haar gayi thi usdin to ab sja bhugtne ko taiyaar rehna
Rani- hum kab haare hum ne dekha tha bilkul saaf thi vo
R- jhut double dihadi ke liye jhut bol rahi ho
Rani- hum jhut nahi bolte chote babu
R- acha to dikhao phir mein aise kaise yakeen kar lu
Rani- haaye chote babu nahi hum sharam aati hai or waise bhi aap ne moka gawa diya thodi der pehle aate to dekh lete vo bhi sabkuch
R- moka gawaya nahi hai dekh to abhi sab liya jab tum nangi hokar tubewell ke paani me aag lga rahi thi kasam se pichwada bda katil hai tumhara per mujhe to tumhari chut dekhni taaki ye pta chala ki mein jeeta hu
Rani- hey raam chote babu aap har baar sab dekh kar jhut kyu bolte ho or shart hum jeete the aap nahi
R- dekho ab mein saaf saaf keh raha hu jeet ya haar ka faisla ab sirf tumhare dikhane se hoga ab bolo haa yaa naa
rani ko bhi lund ki jarurat thi bus sharam ke maare bol nahi paa rahi thi warna pta use bhi tha ki dekhna dikhana to bahana hai esliye vo himmat karke boli
Rani- chote babu hum taiyaar hai per yaha khulle me humse na ho payega andar kamre me chalo or aap chuenge nahi
R- haa pakka hjm dur se hi dekhenge ab chalo jaldi se( lund ko masalte hue)
rudra ki baat maante hue rani andar jane lagi or piche 2 rudra
andar jaa kar rani dur kone me khadi ho gayi
R- kya hua dikhao na jaldi se
Rani- pehle aap waada kijiye ki dur rahenge
R- are haa bhai waada hai hum paas nahi aayenge
Rani- ek or baat hum samne se nahi piche se dikhayenge samne se humein sharm aati hai
R-thik hai jaisa tumhara dil kare dikhao per jaldi se ( ek bar tu nangi to ho phir batata hu )
Rani- thik hai chote babu to phir dekho
kehte hi rani ghum gayi or jhuk kar use apni chut dikhani lagi
jaise hi rani ne penty niche ki rudra ki ankho me chamak aa gayi us phuli hui chut ko dekh kar jise thodi der me vo bedardi se chod ne wala tha
Rani- dekho lo chote babu ek bhi baal nahi hai hum jeet gye
R- are hai to yakeen na ho to chu kar batau
Rani- naa dur se hi dikhao
R- are dur se pta nahi chalega ye dekho
kehte hi rani ki gaand ko hatho me bhar liya or upar niche karte hue bola( jise piche mud kar rani dekhne lagi)
R- oohhh sach me tum jeet gyi per tumhari gand bahut hil rahi hai jra ye dekh lu
Rani- aaah koi aagya to gazab ho jayega chote babu ab hume jaane do
R- chali jaana kuch pal to ruko yaha koi nahi aane wala or abhi to tumhara taste lena baki hai
or kehte hi rudra ne ungli or jeebh se hamla bol diya rani ki chut per jis se rani jor jor se siskiya lene lagi
Rani- aaahhhhhhhh chote babu ye kar rahe ho aaaaaaahhhhhhhhooooooohhhhhhhuuuuummmmmmmmm
Superb bro